E7 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!

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[00:06] Jah
    Damn that magical girl...
[00:14] Jah
    I'm going to defeat her and get back
    my mana crystal, no matter what.
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[00:17] Jah
    I swear it as the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command!
[00:37] Jah
    Boss?
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    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:10] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 7
    
    The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!
[02:11] Jah
    So, what are you doing?
[02:13] Boss
    I haven't gotten any exercise lately,
     so I was doing some drills.
[02:17] Jah
    Huh.
[02:19] Boss
    I'm always motivated in the beginning,
    but I can't seem to keep it up.
[02:25] Jah
    Huh.
[02:26] Boss
    I know, Hy-chan!
    Would you be my workout buddy?
[02:30] Boss
    I asked Ryou-chan, but...
[02:33] (Flashback) Land
    No way.
[02:35] Boss
    That's what she said.
[02:37] Boss
    So please, Hy-chan!
[02:39] Jah
    Why should I do that?
[02:41] Boss
    I'll give you more food after your shifts.
[02:44] Boss
    I'll even take requests.
[02:47] Jah
    I guess I can't leave you hangin'!
[02:49] Boss
    Yay!
[03:06] Boss
    Push-ups... really are hard!
[03:17] Boss
    If they're too much for you,
    you can just take it slow.
[03:22] Jah
    They're not hard at all!
[03:40] Boss
    Hy-chan! Let's just take it slow.
[03:45] Boss
    It's hard for everyone
    when they first start out.
[03:49] Jah
    There's nothing I cannot do...
[03:51] Jah
    I won't stand for that!
[03:52] Jah
    Hyah!
[03:54] Boss
    Let's make your next set one rep.
[03:57] Jah
    Hyah!
[04:00] Jah
    There's nothing I cannot do!
[04:06] Inst
    Let's dance!
[04:08] Inst
    First, we'll get our arms in the air
    and step from side to side.
[04:11] Inst
    Make sure to keep your arms up.
[04:14] Inst
    One! Two! Three! Four!
[04:16] Inst
    Five! Six! Seven!
[04:32] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[04:37] Jah
    I can't. I can't do this.
[04:40] Boss
    Of course you can.
[04:42] Boss
    Just keep at it and you'll
    slowly get better, little by little.
[04:46] Boss
    You just started,
    so you're doing fine, Hy-chan.
[04:50] Boss
    I'm not disciplined enough
    to stick with things,
[04:54] Boss
    so I'm really glad you
    agreed to do this with me.
[04:59] Boss
    Thank you, Hy-chan.
[05:02] Boss
    Let's do this together.
[05:04] Jah
    Yeah!
[05:06] Nar
    And so the two of them started
    training morning until night.
[05:13] Nar
    Through the rain. Through the wind.
[05:16] Nar
    They exercised without fail.
[05:22] Both
    Twenty-nine...
[05:25] Both
    Thirty!
[05:28] Jah
    We did it!
[05:30] Boss
    We really did, Hy-chan.
[05:32] Jah
    Both of us.
[05:36] Jah
    I kinda feel like I've gotten stronger...
[05:39] Jah
    I get it! This is what I was missing.
[05:43] Jah
    I just needed to work out!
[05:45] Jah
    If I keep this up,
    I can defeat that magical girl.
[05:54] Jah
    I'm ready to hit it again tomorrow!
[05:57] Nar
    The next day...
[05:59] Jah
    Boss, let's try this next.
[06:02] Jah
    It's a coupon trial pass
    for a gym or something.
[06:05] Jah
    You can get a great workout there, apparently.
[06:09] Boss
    That's nice... but I'm actually
    back to my original weight.
[06:15] Boss
    My diet was a success!
[06:16] Boss
    See? Look! My upper arms were so flabby,
    but now they're quite sleek.
[06:21] Boss
    And it's all thanks to you joining me.
[06:24] Boss
    Thank you so much, Hy-chan!
[06:28] Jah
    But our training...
[06:31] Boss
    Flab be gone!
[06:32] Boss
    Flab be...
SIGN    Free Trial Pass
[06:40] Jah
    What is wrong with her?
[06:43] Jah
    I regret getting swept up
    in the stupid workout hype.
[06:46] Jah
    My magical powers and stamina
    are both completely drained.
[06:50] Jah
    Oh, well... Time to hit the hay.
[07:24] Jah
    Pipe down!
[07:25] Jah
    Damn, you are so loud!
    Do you know what time it is?!
[07:30] Jah
    Knock it off, jackass!
[07:35] Jah
    It's over.
[07:37] Jah
    Jeez, to get between me and sleep...
[07:40] Jah
    Must have some balls.
[08:00] Jah
    Pipe down!
[08:02] Jah
    How... many... times...
[08:05] Jah
    do I have to say it?!
[08:08] Jah
    Do you have cats in your ears or something?!
[08:10] Jah
    It's nighttime! Go to bed already!
[08:17] Jah
    Damn... I'm exhausted from
    being on my feet all day.
[08:21] Jah
    The landlord will be hearing
    about this tomorrow.
[08:24] Jah
    I hope you realize...
[08:27] Jah
    who you're dealing with...
[08:39] Jah
    So that's how it's going to be, huh?
[08:42] Jah
    Challenge accepted!
[08:43] Jah
    You'll rue the day you crossed
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[08:48] Jah
    Well?! Annoying, huh?! Annoying, isn't it?!
[08:51] Jah
    Eat it!
[08:53] Jah
    I wanna go to sleep!
[08:56] Jah
    Go to sleep!
[08:58] Jah
    Go to sleep!
[09:00] Jah
    Go to sleep!
[09:08] Jah
    They're...
[09:21] Jah
    It can't be...
    They're responding to my sounds?
[09:25] Jah
    Not so fast!
[09:58] Nar
    The Great Jahy's jam session with her
    neighbor lasted until morning.
[10:07] Jah
    Tenacious... li'l bastard...
[10:10] Jah
    But now... it's finally quiet...
[10:24] Jah
    Damn it!
[10:25] Jah
    I feel like I got no sleep,
    and it's totally the neighbor's fault!
[10:28] Jah
    I'm going over to complain to their face!
[10:32] Jah
    Hey! We need to talk!
[10:34] Jah
    What's wrong with you,
    keeping me up like that?!
[10:36] Jah
    I'm not going to let you
    get away with it again!
[10:39] Land
    What are you doing?
[10:43] Jah
    Listen!
[10:45] Jah
    So, my neighbor kept making
    a racket all through the night.
[10:48] Jah
    Hey! The landlord's here now!
[10:50] Jah
    I know you're in there, so open up!
[10:55] Land
    That unit's empty.
[10:58] Jah
    Huh?
[11:06] Nar
    Huh?
[11:11] Nar
    The Great Jahy was growing impatient...
[11:14] Jah
    Damn!
[11:16] Jah
    Nothing...
[11:18] Jah
    Nothing!
[11:20] Jah
    I can't believe it! Where's my mana crystal?!
[11:24] Kid
    Hey, what a cool rock!
[11:26] Jah
    What?
[11:29] Jah
    Really... That kid?
[11:31] Jah
    This is my chance!
[11:33] Jah
    A kid doesn't stand a chance against me.
[11:39] Kid
    Oh, it cracked...
[11:41] Jah
    Hey, you there!
[11:42] Jah
    That rock belongs to me! I dropped it.
[11:45] Jah
    You have my thanks for finding it.
[11:46] Jah
    Now, surrender it forthwith.
[11:50] Kid
    Never.
[11:51] Jah
    Huh?
[11:52] Kid
    Who are you anyway?
[11:53] Kid
    What grade are you in?
[11:55] Kid
    You should be more respectful
    with kids older than you.
[11:58] Kid
    I'll give it to you if you say,
    "May I please have that stone?"
[12:02] Jah
    Do what?
[12:04] Jah
    What'd you just say to me, you little brat?
[12:06] Kid
    Says the even smaller brat.
[12:09] Kid
    You talk funny, too.
[12:11] Kid
    Like some old fart.
[12:13] Jah
    You snot-nosed squirt!
[12:17] Jah
    Hmph. So the problem's my form, is it?
[12:21] Jah
    Shall I show you Jahy's true greatness?
[12:41] Jah
    Well, how about now?
[12:42] Jah
    No further questions, hmm?
[12:48] Jah
    Cat got your tongue?
[12:49] Jah
    Now, relinquish that mana crystal!
[12:52] Kid
    Pervert lady!
[12:53] Jah
    Say what?!
[12:54] Kid
    Leave me alone!
[12:56] jah
    Hey, wait!
[12:57] Kid
    Pervert lady!
[13:00] Kid
    If you want it so bad, you can have it!
[13:05] Jah
    How dare you treat my previous
    mana crystal like that?
[13:12] Jah
    This isn't a mana crystal.
[13:16] Jah
    I can't believe I played
    along with that brat!
[13:18] Jah
    How humiliating!
[13:25] Jah
    My mana crystal is faintly responding...
[13:28] Jah
    It should definitely be
    somewhere around here.
[13:40] Girl
    Hey, what are you doing?
[13:45] Jah
    The hell did you come from?!
[13:48] Girl
    Did you drop something?
[13:51] Jah
    Shoo! Shoo!
[13:52] Jah
    Scram, kid!
[13:53] Jah
    I don't have time for you.
[13:55] Girl
    I'll help you look.
[13:58] Girl
    You need help, right?
[14:01] Girl
    My mom told me that when
    someone's in need, we should help them.
[14:07] Jah
    You think a little girl like you
    can find something like this?
[14:11] Girl
    I don't know. I'll do my best.
[14:14] Girl
    What are we looking for, anyway?
[14:18] Jah
    Well... that's...
[14:20] Jah
    What's up with this kid?
[14:22] Jah
    She's throwing me off.
[14:24] Jah
    Maybe she wants the mana crystal for herself!
[14:32] Jah
    It looks like this.
[14:36] Girl
    Wow, that's so pretty! Just lovely!
[14:39] Jah
    Y-You think so?
[14:41] Girl
    Yeah! I've never seen such
    a lovely stone before.
[14:45] Jah
    Ah, so you can appreciate
     how incredible this is.
[14:48] Jah
    Worlds apart from that little brat earlier.
[14:51] Girl
    My mom won't buy me stuff like this.
     She says I'm too young.
[14:57] Girl
    You're so fancy.
[15:00] Jah
    W-Well, mana crystals aren't meant
    for puny humans like you.
[15:04] Jah
    They're really special.
[15:07] Girl
    Mana crystals? What're those?
[15:09] Jah
    I'll make a special exception and tell you.
[15:11] Jah
    They contain tremendous power.
    They're the source of our magic.
[15:14] Jah
    But if humans hold them,
    terrible misfortune will befall them.
[15:20] Girl
    Really? That sounds dangerous.
[15:23] Jah
    That's right.
[15:24] Jah
    What you see now is not my true form.
[15:27] Jah
    I need more mana crystals to sustain it.
[15:31] Jah
    And once I've reattained
    my original magic powers,
[15:35] Jah
    I will the defeat the bane
     of my existence, that magical girl,
[15:37] Jah
    and restore the Dark Realm.
[15:40] Jah
    Though I'm pretty sure
     that's all over your head.
[15:44] Girl
    How cool!
[15:46] Girl
    So if we find that rock,
    you're going to get super strong?
[15:50] Girl
    Amazing!
[15:53] Girl
    That reminds me. I don't know your name yet.
[15:56] Girl
    Mine's Kokoro. What about you?
[15:59] Jah
    Kokoro, huh?
[16:01] Jah
    Well, my name is Jahy!
[16:03] Jah
    You can call me the Great Jahy.
[16:05] Girl
    Got it, Great Jahy!
[16:12] Jah
    Humans are usually such a pain in the ass,
[16:16] Jah
    but I feel like this girl really gets it.
[16:21] Jah
    Hey, now's not the time for slacking!
[16:24] Jah
    If we don't find the crystal soon,
     the sun's going to set.
[16:26] Girl
    R-Right!
[16:28] Jah
    I'll look over here.
    You check over there.
[16:32] Girl
    Okay!
[16:34] Jah
    She offered to help look
    for the mana crystal herself,
[16:37] Jah
    so I'll take full advantage of her!
[16:57] Jah
    Damn it. I thought it would
    be around here somewhere.
[17:00] Girl
    We just can't find it, Great Jahy....
[17:03] Jah
    You don't have to tell me that.
[17:06] Jah
    Already ready to give up, huh?
[17:08] Jah
    Flighty kids are so unreliable...
[17:11] Girl
    Maybe we should try looking somewhere else.
[17:13] Jah
    Huh?
[17:14] Girl
    I mean, it's really important to you, right?
[17:17] Girl
    Are there any other places you can think of?
[17:21] Jah
    Ack! What is this light?
[17:24] Jah
    O-Oh, right. It's just the sun behind her.
[17:27] Jah
    It's not because I was overwhelmed!
[17:31] Jah
    All right.
[17:32] Jah
    I suppose we can take your
    idea into consideration.
[17:37] Girl
    Great Jahy, why don't we go
    ask at the police station?
[17:40] Jah
    The police station?!
[17:42] Girl
    If you lost something,
     I think the police would help.
[17:52] Jah
    No way!
[17:53] Jah
    Nothing good could come
     of him butting into this.
[17:56] Girl
    Oh, I see. I get it.
    Police officers are big and scary.
[18:01] Girl
    It's better if we just look for it ourselves.
[18:04] Girl
    I'm sorry I forgot how
    important it is to you.
[18:08] Jah
    Yeah...
[18:09] Jah
    What is this heavy feeling?
[18:12] Jah
    Whenever she smiles, my chest hurts.
[18:15] Jah
    Everybody's so useless!
[18:17] Jah
    Just forget it!
    I'm going to go find it myself!
[18:20] Jah
    You should go home, Kokoro!
[18:22] Girl
    Great Jahy?
[18:32] Jah
    I can't stand feeling this way anymo—
[18:40] Girl
    Great Jahy!
[18:45] Girl
    Hold on!
[18:48] Girl
    All better now, right?
[18:53] Jah
    Why...?
[18:56] Girl
    I'm really clumsy, so I'm
    always getting hurt all over.
[19:00] Girl
    So my mom told me to keep bandages on me.
[19:06] Jah
    Kokoro, you're...
[19:14] kid
    Over here!
[19:15] Kid
    Oh crap, it's time!
[19:17] Kid
    Let's race home!
[19:20] Jah
    Isn't it time for you to go, too?
[19:22] Girl
    Yeah.
[19:29] Jah
    What is it?
[19:30] Girl
    I think we'll find one here!
[19:32] Jah
    Find... Oh, the mana crystal?
[19:39] Girl
    Got it!
[19:41] Jah
    Really?!
[19:42] Jah
    Great job, Kokoro!
[19:44] Jah
    Now, hand it—
[19:44] Girl
    Look!
[19:45] Girl
    A four-leaf clover!
[19:47] Jah
    A what?
[19:50] Girl
    See?
[19:52] Jah
    I was looking for mana crystals,
    not some freakin' weed!
[19:57] Girl
    Here. It's for you.
[19:59] Jah
    I'm telling you I don't want it!
[20:01] Girl
    What? But a four-leaf clover
    brings you good luck.
[20:08] Girl
    I hope you find happiness!
[20:12] Girl
    I'm sure you'll find that
    mana crystal soon, too.
[20:17] Jah
    Happiness?
[20:27] Girl
    I'm sorry we couldn't find it today.
[20:29] Girl
    Let's look for it again, Great Jahy!
[20:33] Jah
    S-Sure.
[20:51] Jah
    Maybe I was being too impatient.
[21:00] Jah
    Thank you for waiting!
[21:00] guy
    Ah, here we go!
[21:02] Boss
    My, Hy-chan. You're in
     an awfully good mood today.
[21:05] Jah
    Same as always.
[21:07] Guy
    Excuse me, check please!
[21:09] Jah
    Coming right up!
[21:11] Nar
    Touched by Kokoro's pure heart,
    the Great Jahy's own heart softened a bit.
[22:46] Boss
    Hy-chan, thank you helping me with my diet.
[22:50] Boss
    I brought some sweets as a thank-you.
[22:53] Boss
    You've been wanting some, right?
[22:55] Jah
    Sweets? Like, for free?!
[22:57] Jah
    In that case, I'm totally fine
    with you yanking my chain.
[23:02] Boss
    You really did a great job.
[23:05] Boss
    You deserve a reward.
[23:13] Nar
    And the next day...
[23:16] Nar
    And the next day...
[23:19] Nar
    And the next day...
[23:30] Boss
    I'm even heavier than before?!
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    The Great Jahy Can't Bathe!