E5 - The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!

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SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[00:03] Jah
    And here are your extra-large beers.
[00:05] Guy
    Can I order something else?
[00:06] Jah
    Go right ahead.
[00:07] Guy
    One order of fried chicken, one broiled pork
     with green onions, and two potato salads.
[00:12] Jah
    So that's one fried chicken, one green
    onion pork, and two potato salads.
[00:16] Jah
    Got it!
[00:17] Guys
    We'd like to close our tab, please!
[00:19] Jah
    Sure! I'll be right with you.
[00:21] Jah
    That'll be 3,850 yen.
[00:23] Guys
    Card, please.
[00:24] Jah
    Certainly. Here we go.
[00:29] Jah
    Thank you very much! Hope you'll come again!
[00:32] Boss
    You've really gotten the
    hang of this, Hy-chan.
[00:34] Boss
    Maybe I should make you a shift lead.
[00:37] Jah
    A shift lead? What is that?
[00:41] Boss
    It's the employee with the most power.
[00:47] Jah
    The most power...?
[00:50] Jah
    That sounds good.
[00:55] Boss
    But I guess you're the only
    employee here anyway, huh?
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    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:15] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:16] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:16] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:17] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:30] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 5
    
    The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!
[02:35] Jah
    I'm exhausted.
[02:38] Jah
    Even though I'm getting used to this...
[02:41] Jah
    Wait, no.
[02:41] Jah
    My job at the pub is just a means to an end!
[02:44] Jah
    I have no choice if I want to gather
    the mana crystals scattered across the land.
[02:49] Jah
    I needn't grow accustomed to this life.
[02:52] Jah
    I mustn't, I mustn't.
[02:53] Guy
    Hey. You there.
[02:56] Guy
    Could I ask you a few questions?
[02:58] Guy
    I got a report about a strangely
    dressed character walking around.
[03:03] Guy
    Would you mind telling me
    what you're doing here?
[03:09] Guy
    Hey, don't run!
[03:11] Jah
    Yeah, right!
[03:12] Jah
    I haven't forgotten your pompous attitude
[03:15] Jah
    from the many times you've caught me before!
[03:21] (Flashback) Jah
    Maybe there are mana crystals in here...
[03:27] (Flashback) Guy
    Are you okay?
[03:29] (Flashback) Guy
    That's dangerous, you know?
[03:31] (Flashback) Guy
    Can you tell me your name?
[03:33] (Flashback) Jah
    None of your business!
[03:36] (Flashback) Guy
    Why don't we contact your parents, okay?
[03:45] (Flashback) Jah
    Could that be... a mana crystal?
[03:51] (Flashback) Guy
    Hey, you!
[03:54] (Flashback) Guy
    What are you doing here?
[03:56] (Flashback) Jah
    None of your business!
[03:59] (Flashback) Guy
    Why don't we talk about it at the station?
[04:01] Sign
    Police Station
[04:02] Jah
    Last time he caught me, not only
    was I detained for ages...
[04:08] (Flashback) Girl
    Hey. Don't go causing trouble.
[04:10] (Flashback) Jah
    Don't touch me!
[04:12] (Flashback) Boss
    We are so sorry for any
    disturbance she's caused.
[04:14] Jah
    I was also subjected to the humiliation
    of being picked up by my boss and landlord!
[04:18] Jah
    Hell if I'm doing that again!
[04:20] Guy
    Hey, wait!
[04:22] Jah
    You're not catching me today!
[04:31] Guy
    Why did you run away?
[04:33] Jah
    I'm really tired.
[04:35] Jah
    I just wanted to get home and go to sleep.
[04:38] Jah
    That's the only reason!
[04:39] Guy
    But you were literally sprinting full tilt.
[04:42] Jah
    Because you were chasing me!
[04:43] Jah
    Anyway, using a bike against
    a pedestrian is unfair!
[04:47] Guy
    Well, for now, I'm going
    to contact your guardians.
[04:51] land
    You're dead if you get caught again.
[04:56] Jah
    Please! Just don't call my landlord!
[05:01] Jah
    The boss! My boss is okay, though!
[05:04] Guy
    Your boss, then...
    Could you give me their contact info?
[05:07] Guy
    Oh, excuse me a moment.
[05:10] Guy
    Yes?
[05:11] Guy
    Indeed, I've detained the suspicious
    character that was reported earlier.
[05:15] Guy
    She's got dark hair
    and is wearing a revealing outfit...
[05:19] Guy
    What? A different description?
[05:21] Guy
    Someone with light, soft, voluminous hair?
[05:25] Guy
    With ribbons?
[05:27] Guy
    Dressed like a magical girl?
[05:30] Guy
    And they were just spotted? In the park?
[05:33] Jah
    I can't believe it.
[05:34] Jah
    The magical girl is here...
    in the human world?
[05:38] Jah
    She appeared out of nowhere,
[05:39] Jah
    destroyed the Dark Lord's mana crystal,
[05:42] Jah
    and brought ruin upon the Dark Realm!
[05:44] Jah
    She's the reason I have
    to endure all this. It's her fault!
[05:49] Jah
    She's my sworn enemy.
[05:50] Jah
    I never expected to hear
    she was in a place like this...
[05:54] Jah
    You must apprehend her at once!
[05:57] Guy
    You know her?
[05:58] Jah
    Know her?!
[06:00] Jah
    She's the one who ruined my home world!
[06:02] Guy
    Huh?
[06:04] Guy
    What are you talking about?
[06:05] Jah
    Damn it!
[06:07] Jah
    This guy doesn't understand anything!
[06:09] Jah
    I'm going to go catch her myself!
[06:12] guy
    Hey, you! Wait!
[06:15] Jah
    Curse you, magical girl!
[06:17] Jah
    I'm going to catch you with my own hands
[06:19] Jah
    and have my revenge for what
    you did in the Dark Realm!
[06:30] Jah
    There she is!
[06:32] Jah
    I've found you at last.
[06:34] Jah
    Now you shall pay for what you did to the
    Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm...
[06:39] Jah
    Prepare to meet your destiny!
[06:42] Pink
    Pyrica Pumple magical power!
[06:49] Jah
    Who the hell are you?!
[06:59] Guy
    Um... So what's your name?
[07:02] Pink
    Magic Girl Miracle Pipin!
[07:05] Guy
    And where do you live?
[07:07] Pink
    On Twinkle Little Star.
[07:11] Guy
    And may I see some identification?
[07:20] Guy
    So you don't live around here, huh?
[07:23] Pink
    I'm on my way home from work.
[07:25] Guy
    And what do you do?
[07:26] Pink
    I'm a math teacher.
[07:29] Guy
    Aren't you cold dressed like that?
[07:32] Pink
    A little.
[07:43] Boss
    Thank you so much. We really owe you.
[07:46] Guy
    Oh, no, not at all!
[07:48] Guy
    Wait, she shrunk?
[07:50] Boss
    Come on, Hy-chan.
     Don't you have something to say?
[07:52] Jah
    The magical girl... had... a beard...
[07:57] Boss
    Hy-chan?
[07:58] Guy
    She had an encounter
     with a strange character earlier.
[08:01] Bos
    Oh, my.
[08:02] Land
    C'mon. We're going home.
[08:04] Land
    Noogie. Noogie, noogie. Noogie.
[08:08] Jah
    D-Damn it!
[08:10] Jah
    That cursed magical girl!
[08:19] Jah
    Who's that?
[08:20] Jah
    I've gotta get to work.
[08:28] Jah
    What's with the outfit?
[08:30] Land
    What's it look like?
[08:32] Land
    I've got a cold.
[08:35] Land
    The pub is closed today 'cause my sister
    is completely useless since she's sick, too.
[08:40] Land
    Honestly, though, get a
    freakin' cell phone already.
[08:42] Land
    I have to come over here to tell
    you every little thing myself.
[08:50] Land
    What?
[08:53] Jah
    Weakling. You really are such a weakling.
[08:56] Jah
    A cold? A cold? A cold?!
[09:00] Jah
    You look like crap!
[09:02] Land
    You little...
[09:04] Jah
    A mere cold debilitates you!
[09:06] Jah
    That's humans for you.
[09:08] Jah
    This is what you get for making
    a fool of me all the time.
[09:11] Jah
    You'd better go lie in bed
    and think about what you've done.
[09:14] Land
    It's from the weather changing.
[09:16] Land
    It got cold all of a sudden,
[09:18] Land
    so you're going to get sick too if
    you keep walking around like that.
[09:22] Land
    Same with the lone T-shirt
    you wear as a li'l squirt.
[09:26] Land
    I swear you're gonna catch cold.
[09:29] Jah
    I'm gonna catch cold?
[09:31] Jah
    I think not, moron!
[09:37] Jah
    Me? Sick?
[09:44] Jah
    My throat hurts so bad.
[09:46] Jah
    Maybe it's not pain...
[09:48] Jah
    It feels like the whole thing
    is completely dried up!
[09:51] Jah
    Could I have been poisoned?
[09:53] Jah
    No. I didn't go out at all yesterday.
[09:57] Jah
    There's no way that could've happened.
[10:01] Jah
    Could this be... a cold?
[10:03] Jah
    Have I actually gotten sick?
[10:08] Jah
    People fell ill in the Dark Realm,
    but never me.
[10:14] (Flashback) Guy
    I have a cold. I'm so sorry.
[10:16] (Flashback) Guy2
    So terribly sorry!
[10:17] (Flashback) Jah
    You're all a disgrace!
[10:21] Jah
    Only those with weak
    magic powers catch colds.
[10:26] Jah
    Is this because mine have weakened?
[10:28] Jah
    No... Was the landlord right?
    Is this because of how I dress?
[10:35] Jah
    Ah, crap.
[10:37] Jah
    My head feels all funny, too.
[10:39] Jah
    Why don't I go back to bed?
[10:41] Jah
    Maybe I'll feel better when I wake up.
[10:45] Jah
    The ceiling looks higher than normal...
[10:49] Jah
    Why did I have to catch a cold
    in the human world?
[10:54] Jah
    Everything was going so well
    for me in the Dark Realm.
[10:59] Jah
    I had all the magic power
    and authority I could want,
[11:02] Jah
    lots of underlings who adored me,
[11:05] Jah
    and the Dark Lord, too...
[11:07] Jah
    But now? No magic powers.
    No authority. And I'm all alone.
[11:12] nar
    The Great Jahy was mentally
     weakened as well.
[11:16] Jah
    Who would follow me in this compromised state?
[11:19] Jah
    I bet if Druj saw me like this,
[11:24] Jah
    she'd abandon me, too.
[11:27] Dru
    I'm so disillusioned.
[11:34] Jah
    Can I really restore the Dark Realm?
[11:39] Jah
    With no power?
[11:41] Jah
    In this form?
[11:43] Jah
    My throat hurts.
[11:45] Jah
    This is so hard.
[11:47] Jah
    Someone...
[11:50] Jah
    Someone...
[11:57] Jah
    Someone...
[12:05] Boss
    Did I wake you up?
[12:07] Boss
    The rice porridge will be done soon.
[12:10] Boss
    I'm sorry for barging in like this.
[12:12] Boss
    Ryou-chan knocked and knocked,
    but there was no answer.
[12:17] Boss
    I was worried, so I used the
    spare key and let myself in.
[12:24] Boss
    Here you go.
[12:26] Boss
    Eat up before it gets cold.
[12:29] Jah
    Why... Why would you do all this for me?
[12:34] Boss
    Because it gets lonely all by yourself.
[12:37] Boss
    It's hard when you've got a cold.
[12:39] Boss
    Here. Say "ah!"
[12:52] Boss
    There, there.
[12:54] Boss
    You had a rough time, didn't you?
[12:56] Boss
    You're all right. You'll be better soon.
[12:59] Land
    What's this? You cryin', Ja-ko?
[13:02] Jah
    I am not!
[13:04] Jah
    And how dare you?! You infected me!
[13:06] Land
    Gross. Finish eating
    before you run your mouth.
[13:11] Land
    Here. Medicine and some
    stuff for your throat.
[13:15] Land
    Finish your food, take this, and sleep.
[13:18] Land
    Also, make sure you stay hydrated.
[13:20] Jah
    Taking pity on me...
[13:22] Jah
    What are they plotting?!
[13:25] Land
    You look like a boiled octopus!
[13:28] Land
    What a mess!
[13:29] Boss
    Oh, Ryou-chan. You shouldn't say that.
[13:33] Land
    That's what she gets
     for lettin' me have it earlier.
[13:36] Jah
    You! Come to laugh at me, did you?!
[13:38] Jah
    Go home!
[13:39] Jah
    You got what you came for, so beat it!
[13:42] Land
    All right, all right.
[13:45] Land
    Just make sure you pay your
    rent once you're better.
[13:50] Boss
    Hy-chan, make sure to keep warm and rest.
[13:53] Boss
    I'll bring you some hand-me-downs
    next time, so bundle up properly.
[13:57] Boss
    It's getting colder.
[14:05] Boss
    I left some jelly and
    lunch for you in the fridge.
[14:09] Boss
    Make sure to eat it
    and take your medicine afterward.
[14:12] Boss
    I'll come check on you again soon.
[14:14] Jah
    Okay, okay.
[14:19] Jah
    Jeez.
[14:22] Jah
    They're so weird.
[14:27] Jah
    Again?!
[14:32] Jah
    Well? Did you forget something?
[14:39] Jah
    The magical girl?
[14:43] Jah
    What's she doing at my dwelling?
[14:45] Jah
    And was she always so huge...?
[14:48] Mag
    Sorry to intrude.
[14:50] Mag
    Do you live here, little one?
[14:53] Mag
    She doesn't realize it's me?
[14:55] Mag
    Then this is my chance for a surprise attack!
[14:57] Mag
    I've found you at last.
[14:59] Mag
    Now you shall pay for what you did to the
    Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm...
[15:04] Mag
    Prepare to meet your destiny!
[15:14] Mag
    What just happened?!
[15:16] Mag
    Are you okay, kid?!
[15:17] Jah
    Leave me alone!
[15:18] Jah
    Stay back! Stay back, I say!
[15:24] Jah
    How is she so strong?
[15:26] Mag
    Have no fear. I am on your side.
[15:31] Mag
    That mana crystal...
[15:32] Mag
    Would you let me have it?
[15:37] Jah
    She'll take the crystal.
[15:40] Jah
    Everyone will be turn their backs on me.
[15:42] ske
    Jaheek...
[15:43] Jah
    In other words... I'm doomed.
[15:46] Jah
    M-My future!
[15:50] mag
    Now, please hand over the crystal.
[15:53] Jah
    N-Never!
[15:55] mag
    Then you leave me no choice.
[16:00] Land
    Damn. Always forgetting something...
[16:06] Land
    What's wrong, Ja-ko?!
[16:08] Jah
    My mana crystal!
[16:10] Land
    Hey! The hell are you doin' to her?!
[16:14] Mag
    Saving her.
[16:15] Land
    You mean robbing her?!
[16:17] Land
    Talk about a suspicious-lookin' character!
[16:20] Mag
    S-Suspicious?!
[16:21] Mag
    Clearly, I'm c-cute!
[16:24] Land
    It's so messed up that you're assaultin'
    a little girl dressed like that!
[16:27] Jah
    Little girl?
[16:28] Jah
    I'm not... a little girl...
[16:30] Land
    Hello? Is this the police?
[16:32] Mag
    The police? You don't need to call them.
[16:35] Mag
    For I am a magical girl of justice!
[16:38] Mag
    I protect people from the terrible
     calamities the mana crystals cause!
[16:49] Mag
    We'll meet again!
[16:50] Land
    Don't ever come here again!
[16:55] Land
    What's her damage?
[16:58] Land
    You okay, Ja-ko?
[17:01] Jah
    I c-could have defeated her...
    a-all by myself...
[17:06] Jah
    I wasn't s-scared. Not one bit.
[17:10] Jah
    I was terrified!
[17:12] Jah
    I thought I was going to die.
[17:14] Jah
    I thought she'd take my mana crystal.
[17:17] Land
    Ah, jeez...
[17:22] Land
    Upsy-daisy.
[17:24] Land
    Damn, you're on fire.
[17:26] Land
    I think your fever went up.
[17:28] Jah
    Unhand me!
[17:30] Jah
    I can walk by my...
[17:32] Land
    She's not going to come back,
    so get some rest for real this time.
[17:40] Jah
    She really won't come back?
[17:42] Land
    Nah, she's gone.
[17:44] Land
    I'll stand guard, so you focus
     on kicking this cold.
[18:05] Jah
    Eat this!
[18:10] Jah
    Hey!
[18:11] Jah
    Get ready to taste my revenge!
[18:12] Jah
    For the Dark Lord! For shattering
    the mana crystal! For everything!
[18:17] Nar
    In her dreams, the Great Jahy
     beat the magical girl to a pulp!
[18:28] Land
    Her little sleeping face...
    looks downright evil.
[20:12] ann
    The strongest wrestler!
[20:13] ann
    The Butcher of the Ring!
[20:14] ann
    It's the savage rent collector,
    Deadly Landlord!
[20:19] ann
    And her opponent tonight
    is a complete unknown to us.
[20:24] ann
    Her birthplace? A mystery!
    Her affiliation? A mystery!
[20:27] ann
    Only her slogan, "Restore the
    Dark Realm," waves as she walks!
[20:32] ann
    The Dark Realm's second-in-command,
    the Great Jahy,
[20:36] ann
    makes a grandiose entrance!
[20:43] txt
    Thirty-Minute Single Point Match
[20:43] txt
    JAHY
[20:43] txt
    LANDLORD
[20:44] ann
    It's the landlord against Jahy!
[20:46] ann
    We've seen this match-up again and again,
    but it always ends in a draw!
[20:50] ann
    Neither of them gives an inch!
[20:52] ann
    Will we finally see a victor today?!
[21:03] land
    Pay your rent.
[21:05] jah
    No. Never.
[21:07] ann
    Oh, and the hostilities begin!
[21:10] ann
    The bell for the battle between
    these beasts has just rung!
[21:15] land
    Pay your rent!
[21:17] jah
    Never!
[21:20] ann
    Say what you want, but the landlord is the
    righteous superstar of Queen's Real Estate!
[21:24] ann
    On the other side, we have Jahy,
[21:25] ann
    whose "If I can't pay, I can't pay"
    refusal has her up against a wall!
[21:28] ann
    Just how much is she holding out on us?!
[21:30] land
    Today you will...
[21:31] jah
    Today I won't...
[21:33] land
    Pay your rent!
[21:34] jah
    Even if I could,
[21:35] jah
    I never would!
[21:39] ann
    The Deadly Landlord strikes first!
[21:41] ann
    It's an instant cobra twist!
    Behold the power of a landlord!
[21:44] ann
    You can hear the hellish roar
    of a rent collector!
[21:48] lan
    Pay up, pay up, pay up!
[21:50] jah
    Never, never, never!
[21:52] ann
    She breaks free of the cobra twist!
[21:55] ann
    And... immediately counterattacks!
[21:58] ann
    Behold the power of the broke!
[21:59] ann
    It's Jahy's Rage Llave! Llave! Llave!
[22:03] ann
    I'll never pay!
[22:06] ann
    Unbelievable! Landlord escaped the llave!
[22:07] ann
    Right into a sleeper hold!
[22:10] lan
    Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up!
[22:13] jah
    Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never!
[22:20] ann
    Oh, she threw her into the ropes!
[22:22] lan
    Pay your rent!
[22:24] ann
    And she comes back with a lariat!
[22:27] ann
    An incredible back-and-forth!
[22:28] ann
    No, a clash of wills!
[22:30] jah
    I told you I won't do it!
[22:33] lan
    That all you got?
[22:35] lan
    Just cough it up!
[22:38] jah
    I told you! I refuse!
[22:41] ann
    Pro wrestling at its finest!
[22:42] ann
    This is pro wrestling!
[22:44] ann**
    Never dodge a blow!
[22:45] ann
    Take a hit and return it!
[22:46] ann
    It's a harmony of trust and violence!
[22:49] ann
    How will this fated battle turn out?!
[22:53] lan
    Seriously, enough is enough!
[22:56] jah
    O-Over my dead body! Never!
[23:04] ann
    Another tie!
[23:06] ann
    How many more times will the
    conclusion be postponed?!
[23:08] ann
    We're in tears over this predictable
    outcome we all wanted!
[23:12] jah
    You've gotten better.
[23:14] lan
    You, too, Ja-ko.
[23:19] lan
    Pay your rent!
[23:20] jah
    Never!
[23:21] txt
    Commentator
[23:21] txt
    Announcer
[23:21] ann
    So, any word from our commentator, Boss?
[23:27] lan
    Pay up!
[23:27] jah
    Never!
[23:28] lan
    Pay up!
[23:28] jah
    Never!
[23:29] lan
    Pay up!
[23:29] jah
    Never!
[23:29] lan
    Pay up!
[23:30] jah
    Never!
[23:30] ann
    We're out of time. Tune in again next week.
[23:33] txt
    Next Time
[23:33] txt
    The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...