# E5 - The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!
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***SIGN*** Craft Pub Maou.
**[00:03] Jah**
And here are your extra-large beers.
**[00:05] Guy**
Can I order something else?
**[00:06] Jah**
Go right ahead.
**[00:07] Guy**
One order of fried chicken, one broiled pork
with green onions, and two potato salads.
**[00:12] Jah**
So that's one fried chicken, one green
onion pork, and two potato salads.
**[00:16] Jah**
Got it!
**[00:17] Guys**
We'd like to close our tab, please!
**[00:19] Jah**
Sure! I'll be right with you.
**[00:21] Jah**
That'll be 3,850 yen.
**[00:23] Guys**
Card, please.
**[00:24] Jah**
Certainly. Here we go.
**[00:29] Jah**
Thank you very much! Hope you'll come again!
**[00:32] Boss**
You've really gotten the
hang of this, Hy-chan.
**[00:34] Boss**
Maybe I should make you a shift lead.
**[00:37] Jah**
A shift lead? What is that?
**[00:41] Boss**
It's the employee with the most power.
**[00:47] Jah**
The most power...?
**[00:50] Jah**
That sounds good.
**[00:55] Boss**
But I guess you're the only
employee here anyway, huh?
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pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
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fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[02:30] titl**
Restoration Plan No. 5
The Great Jahy Isn't Suspicious?!
**[02:35] Jah**
I'm exhausted.
**[02:38] Jah**
Even though I'm getting used to this...
**[02:41] Jah**
Wait, no.
**[02:41] Jah**
My job at the pub is just a means to an end!
**[02:44] Jah**
I have no choice if I want to gather
the mana crystals scattered across the land.
**[02:49] Jah**
I needn't grow accustomed to this life.
**[02:52] Jah**
I mustn't, I mustn't.
**[02:53] Guy**
Hey. You there.
**[02:56] Guy**
Could I ask you a few questions?
**[02:58] Guy**
I got a report about a strangely
dressed character walking around.
**[03:03] Guy**
Would you mind telling me
what you're doing here?
**[03:09] Guy**
Hey, don't run!
**[03:11] Jah**
*Yeah, right!*
**[03:12] Jah**
*I haven't forgotten your pompous attitude*
**[03:15] Jah**
*from the many times you've caught me before!*
**[03:21] (Flashback) Jah**
Maybe there are mana crystals in here...
**[03:27] (Flashback) Guy**
Are you okay?
**[03:29] (Flashback) Guy**
That's dangerous, you know?
**[03:31] (Flashback) Guy**
Can you tell me your name?
**[03:33] (Flashback) Jah**
None of your business!
**[03:36] (Flashback) Guy**
Why don't we contact your parents, okay?
**[03:45] (Flashback) Jah**
Could that be... a mana crystal?
**[03:51] (Flashback) Guy**
Hey, you!
**[03:54] (Flashback) Guy**
What are you doing here?
**[03:56] (Flashback) Jah**
None of your business!
**[03:59] (Flashback) Guy**
Why don't we talk about it at the station?
**[04:01] Sign**
Police Station
**[04:02] Jah**
* Last time he caught me, not only*
* was I detained for ages...*
**[04:08] (Flashback) Girl**
Hey. Don't go causing trouble.
**[04:10] (Flashback) Jah**
Don't touch me!
**[04:12] (Flashback) Boss**
We are so sorry for any
disturbance she's caused.
**[04:14] Jah**
* I was also subjected to the humiliation*
* of being picked up by my boss and landlord!*
**[04:18] Jah**
*Hell if I'm doing that again!*
**[04:20] Guy**
Hey, wait!
**[04:22] Jah**
*You're not catching me today!*
**[04:31] Guy**
Why did you run away?
**[04:33] Jah**
I'm really tired.
**[04:35] Jah**
I just wanted to get home and go to sleep.
**[04:38] Jah**
That's the only reason!
**[04:39] Guy**
But you were literally sprinting full tilt.
**[04:42] Jah**
Because you were chasing me!
**[04:43] Jah**
Anyway, using a bike against
a pedestrian is unfair!
**[04:47] Guy**
Well, for now, I'm going
to contact your guardians.
**[04:51] land**
*You're dead if you get caught again.*
**[04:56] Jah**
Please! Just don't call my landlord!
**[05:01] Jah**
The boss! My boss is okay, though!
**[05:04] Guy**
Your boss, then...
Could you give me their contact info?
**[05:07] Guy**
Oh, excuse me a moment.
**[05:10] Guy**
Yes?
**[05:11] Guy**
Indeed, I've detained the suspicious
character that was reported earlier.
**[05:15] Guy**
She's got dark hair
and is wearing a revealing outfit...
**[05:19] Guy**
What? A different description?
**[05:21] Guy**
Someone with light, soft, voluminous hair?
**[05:25] Guy**
With ribbons?
**[05:27] Guy**
Dressed like a magical girl?
**[05:30] Guy**
And they were just spotted? In the park?
**[05:33] Jah**
*I can't believe it.*
**[05:34] Jah**
* The magical girl is here...*
* in the human world?*
**[05:38] Jah**
*She appeared out of nowhere,*
**[05:39] Jah**
*destroyed the Dark Lord's mana crystal,*
**[05:42] Jah**
*and brought ruin upon the Dark Realm!*
**[05:44] Jah**
* She's the reason I have*
* to endure all this. It's her fault!*
**[05:49] Jah**
*She's my sworn enemy.*
**[05:50] Jah**
* I never expected to hear*
* she was in a place like this...*
**[05:54] Jah**
You must apprehend her at once!
**[05:57] Guy**
You know her?
**[05:58] Jah**
*Know* her?!
**[06:00] Jah**
She's the one who ruined my home world!
**[06:02] Guy**
Huh?
**[06:04] Guy**
What are you talking about?
**[06:05] Jah**
*Damn it!*
**[06:07] Jah**
*This guy doesn't understand anything!*
**[06:09] Jah**
I'm going to go catch her myself!
**[06:12] guy**
Hey, you! Wait!
**[06:15] Jah**
*Curse you, magical girl!*
**[06:17] Jah**
*I'm going to catch you with my own hands*
**[06:19] Jah**
* and have my revenge for what*
* you did in the Dark Realm!*
**[06:30] Jah**
There she is!
**[06:32] Jah**
I've found you at last.
**[06:34] Jah**
Now you shall pay for what you did to the
Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm...
**[06:39] Jah**
Prepare to meet your destiny!
**[06:42] Pink**
Pyrica Pumple magical power!
**[06:49] Jah**
Who the hell are you?!
**[06:59] Guy**
Um... So what's your name?
**[07:02] Pink**
Magic Girl Miracle Pipin!
**[07:05] Guy**
And where do you live?
**[07:07] Pink**
On Twinkle Little Star.
**[07:11] Guy**
And may I see some identification?
**[07:20] Guy**
So you don't live around here, huh?
**[07:23] Pink**
I'm on my way home from work.
**[07:25] Guy**
And what do you do?
**[07:26] Pink**
I'm a math teacher.
**[07:29] Guy**
Aren't you cold dressed like that?
**[07:32] Pink**
A little.
**[07:43] Boss**
Thank you so much. We really owe you.
**[07:46] Guy**
Oh, no, not at all!
**[07:48] Guy**
*Wait, she shrunk?*
**[07:50] Boss**
Come on, Hy-chan.
Don't you have something to say?
**[07:52] Jah**
The magical girl... had... a beard...
**[07:57] Boss**
Hy-chan?
**[07:58] Guy**
She had an encounter
with a strange character earlier.
**[08:01] Bos**
Oh, my.
**[08:02] Land**
C'mon. We're going home.
**[08:04] Land**
Noogie. Noogie, noogie. Noogie.
**[08:08] Jah**
*D-Damn it!*
**[08:10] Jah**
*That cursed magical girl!*
**[08:19] Jah**
Who's that?
**[08:20] Jah**
I've gotta get to work.
**[08:28] Jah**
What's with the outfit?
**[08:30] Land**
What's it look like?
**[08:32] Land**
I've got a cold.
**[08:35] Land**
The pub is closed today 'cause my sister
is completely useless since she's sick, too.
**[08:40] Land**
Honestly, though, get a
freakin' cell phone already.
**[08:42] Land**
I have to come over here to tell
you every little thing myself.
**[08:50] Land**
What?
**[08:53] Jah**
Weakling. You really are such a weakling.
**[08:56] Jah**
A cold? A cold? A *cold*?!
**[09:00] Jah**
You look like crap!
**[09:02] Land**
You little...
**[09:04] Jah**
A mere cold debilitates you!
**[09:06] Jah**
That's humans for you.
**[09:08] Jah**
This is what you get for making
a fool of me all the time.
**[09:11] Jah**
You'd better go lie in bed
and think about what you've done.
**[09:14] Land**
It's from the weather changing.
**[09:16] Land**
It got cold all of a sudden,
**[09:18] Land**
so you're going to get sick too if
you keep walking around like that.
**[09:22] Land**
Same with the lone T-shirt
you wear as a li'l squirt.
**[09:26] Land**
I swear you're gonna catch cold.
**[09:29] Jah**
*I'm* gonna catch cold?
**[09:31] Jah**
I think not, moron!
**[09:37] Jah**
Me? Sick?
**[09:44] Jah**
*My throat hurts so bad.*
**[09:46] Jah**
*Maybe it's not pain...*
**[09:48] Jah**
* It feels like the whole thing*
* is completely dried up!*
**[09:51] Jah**
*Could I have been poisoned?*
**[09:53] Jah**
*No. I didn't go out at all yesterday.*
**[09:57] Jah**
*There's no way that could've happened.*
**[10:01] Jah**
*Could this be... a cold?*
**[10:03] Jah**
*Have I actually gotten sick?*
**[10:08] Jah**
* People fell ill in the Dark Realm,*
* but never me.*
**[10:14] (Flashback) Guy**
I have a cold. I'm so sorry.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Guy2**
So terribly sorry!
**[10:17] (Flashback) Jah**
You're all a disgrace!
**[10:21] Jah**
* Only those with weak*
* magic powers catch colds.*
**[10:26] Jah**
*Is this because mine have weakened?*
**[10:28] Jah**
* No... Was the landlord right?*
* Is this because of how I dress?*
**[10:35] Jah**
*Ah, crap.*
**[10:37] Jah**
*My head feels all funny, too.*
**[10:39] Jah**
*Why don't I go back to bed?*
**[10:41] Jah**
*Maybe I'll feel better when I wake up.*
**[10:45] Jah**
*The ceiling looks higher than normal...*
**[10:49] Jah**
* Why did I have to catch a cold*
* in the human world?*
**[10:54] Jah**
* Everything was going so well*
* for me in the Dark Realm.*
**[10:59] Jah**
* I had all the magic power*
* and authority I could want,*
**[11:02] Jah**
*lots of underlings who adored me,*
**[11:05] Jah**
*and the Dark Lord, too...*
**[11:07] Jah**
* But now? No magic powers.*
* No authority. And I'm all alone.*
**[11:12] nar**
The Great Jahy was mentally
weakened as well.
**[11:16] Jah**
*Who would follow me in this compromised state?*
**[11:19] Jah**
*I bet if Druj saw me like this,*
**[11:24] Jah**
*she'd abandon me, too.*
**[11:27] Dru**
I'm so disillusioned.
**[11:34] Jah**
*Can I really restore the Dark Realm?*
**[11:39] Jah**
*With no power?*
**[11:41] Jah**
*In this form?*
**[11:43] Jah**
*My throat hurts.*
**[11:45] Jah**
*This is so hard.*
**[11:47] Jah**
*Someone...*
**[11:50] Jah**
*Someone...*
**[11:57] Jah**
*Someone...*
**[12:05] Boss**
Did I wake you up?
**[12:07] Boss**
The rice porridge will be done soon.
**[12:10] Boss**
I'm sorry for barging in like this.
**[12:12] Boss**
Ryou-chan knocked and knocked,
but there was no answer.
**[12:17] Boss**
I was worried, so I used the
spare key and let myself in.
**[12:24] Boss**
Here you go.
**[12:26] Boss**
Eat up before it gets cold.
**[12:29] Jah**
Why... Why would you do all this for me?
**[12:34] Boss**
Because it gets lonely all by yourself.
**[12:37] Boss**
It's hard when you've got a cold.
**[12:39] Boss**
Here. Say "ah!"
**[12:52] Boss**
There, there.
**[12:54] Boss**
You had a rough time, didn't you?
**[12:56] Boss**
You're all right. You'll be better soon.
**[12:59] Land**
What's this? You cryin', Ja-ko?
**[13:02] Jah**
I am not!
**[13:04] Jah**
And how dare you?! You infected me!
**[13:06] Land**
Gross. Finish eating
before you run your mouth.
**[13:11] Land**
Here. Medicine and some
stuff for your throat.
**[13:15] Land**
Finish your food, take this, and sleep.
**[13:18] Land**
Also, make sure you stay hydrated.
**[13:20] Jah**
*Taking pity on me...*
**[13:22] Jah**
*What are they plotting?!*
**[13:25] Land**
You look like a boiled octopus!
**[13:28] Land**
What a mess!
**[13:29] Boss**
Oh, Ryou-chan. You shouldn't say that.
**[13:33] Land**
That's what she gets
for lettin' me have it earlier.
**[13:36] Jah**
You! Come to laugh at me, did you?!
**[13:38] Jah**
Go home!
**[13:39] Jah**
You got what you came for, so beat it!
**[13:42] Land**
All right, all right.
**[13:45] Land**
Just make sure you pay your
rent once you're better.
**[13:50] Boss**
Hy-chan, make sure to keep warm and rest.
**[13:53] Boss**
I'll bring you some hand-me-downs
next time, so bundle up properly.
**[13:57] Boss**
It's getting colder.
**[14:05] Boss**
I left some jelly and
lunch for you in the fridge.
**[14:09] Boss**
Make sure to eat it
and take your medicine afterward.
**[14:12] Boss**
I'll come check on you again soon.
**[14:14] Jah**
Okay, okay.
**[14:19] Jah**
Jeez.
**[14:22] Jah**
They're so weird.
**[14:27] Jah**
Again?!
**[14:32] Jah**
Well? Did you forget something?
**[14:39] Jah**
*The magical girl?*
**[14:43] Jah**
*What's she doing at my dwelling?*
**[14:45] Jah**
*And was she always so huge...?*
**[14:48] Mag**
Sorry to intrude.
**[14:50] Mag**
Do you live here, little one?
**[14:53] Mag**
*She doesn't realize it's me?*
**[14:55] Mag**
*Then this is my chance for a surprise attack!*
**[14:57] Mag**
*I've found you at last.*
**[14:59] Mag**
* Now you shall pay for what you did to the*
* Dark Lord, for destroying the Dark Realm...*
**[15:04] Mag**
Prepare to meet your destiny!
**[15:14] Mag**
What just happened?!
**[15:16] Mag**
Are you okay, kid?!
**[15:17] Jah**
Leave me alone!
**[15:18] Jah**
Stay back! Stay back, I say!
**[15:24] Jah**
*How is she so strong?*
**[15:26] Mag**
Have no fear. I am on your side.
**[15:31] Mag**
That mana crystal...
**[15:32] Mag**
Would you let me have it?
**[15:37] Jah**
*She'll take the crystal.*
**[15:40] Jah**
*Everyone will be turn their backs on me.*
**[15:42] ske**
Jaheek...
**[15:43] Jah**
*In other words... I'm doomed.*
**[15:46] Jah**
*M-My future!*
**[15:50] mag**
Now, please hand over the crystal.
**[15:53] Jah**
N-Never!
**[15:55] mag**
Then you leave me no choice.
**[16:00] Land**
Damn. Always forgetting something...
**[16:06] Land**
What's wrong, Ja-ko?!
**[16:08] Jah**
My mana crystal!
**[16:10] Land**
Hey! The hell are you doin' to her?!
**[16:14] Mag**
Saving her.
**[16:15] Land**
You mean robbing her?!
**[16:17] Land**
Talk about a suspicious-lookin' character!
**[16:20] Mag**
S-Suspicious?!
**[16:21] Mag**
Clearly, I'm c-cute!
**[16:24] Land**
It's so messed up that you're assaultin'
a little girl dressed like that!
**[16:27] Jah**
Little girl?
**[16:28] Jah**
I'm not... a little girl...
**[16:30] Land**
Hello? Is this the police?
**[16:32] Mag**
The police? You don't need to call them.
**[16:35] Mag**
For I am a magical girl of justice!
**[16:38] Mag**
I protect people from the terrible
calamities the mana crystals cause!
**[16:49] Mag**
We'll meet again!
**[16:50] Land**
Don't ever come here again!
**[16:55] Land**
What's her damage?
**[16:58] Land**
You okay, Ja-ko?
**[17:01] Jah**
I c-could have defeated her...
a-all by myself...
**[17:06] Jah**
I wasn't s-scared. Not one bit.
**[17:10] Jah**
*I was terrified!*
**[17:12] Jah**
*I thought I was going to die.*
**[17:14] Jah**
*I thought she'd take my mana crystal.*
**[17:17] Land**
Ah, jeez...
**[17:22] Land**
Upsy-daisy.
**[17:24] Land**
Damn, you're on fire.
**[17:26] Land**
I think your fever went up.
**[17:28] Jah**
Unhand me!
**[17:30] Jah**
I can walk by my...
**[17:32] Land**
She's not going to come back,
so get some rest for real this time.
**[17:40] Jah**
She really won't come back?
**[17:42] Land**
Nah, she's gone.
**[17:44] Land**
I'll stand guard, so you focus
on kicking this cold.
**[18:05] Jah**
Eat this!
**[18:10] Jah**
Hey!
**[18:11] Jah**
Get ready to taste my revenge!
**[18:12] Jah**
For the Dark Lord! For shattering
the mana crystal! For everything!
**[18:17] Nar**
In her dreams, the Great Jahy
beat the magical girl to a pulp!
**[18:28] Land**
* Her little sleeping face...*
* looks downright evil.*
**[20:12] ann**
*The strongest wrestler!*
**[20:13] ann**
*The Butcher of the Ring!*
**[20:14] ann**
* It's the savage rent collector,*
* Deadly Landlord!*
**[20:19] ann**
* And her opponent tonight*
* is a complete unknown to us.*
**[20:24] ann**
* Her birthplace? A mystery!*
* Her affiliation? A mystery!*
**[20:27] ann**
* Only her slogan, "Restore the*
* Dark Realm," waves as she walks!*
**[20:32] ann**
* The Dark Realm's second-in-command,*
* the Great Jahy,*
**[20:36] ann**
*makes a grandiose entrance!*
**[20:43] txt**
Thirty-Minute Single Point Match
**[20:43] txt**
JAHY
**[20:43] txt**
LANDLORD
**[20:44] ann**
*It's the landlord against Jahy!*
**[20:46] ann**
* We've seen this match-up again and again,*
* but it always ends in a draw!*
**[20:50] ann**
*Neither of them gives an inch!*
**[20:52] ann**
*Will we finally see a victor today?!*
**[21:03] land**
Pay your rent.
**[21:05] jah**
No. Never.
**[21:07] ann**
*Oh, and the hostilities begin!*
**[21:10] ann**
* The bell for the battle between*
* these beasts has just rung!*
**[21:15] land**
Pay your rent!
**[21:17] jah**
Never!
**[21:20] ann**
* Say what you want, but the landlord is the*
* righteous superstar of Queen's Real Estate!*
**[21:24] ann**
*On the other side, we have Jahy,*
**[21:25] ann**
* whose "If I can't pay, I can't pay"*
* refusal has her up against a wall!*
**[21:28] ann**
*Just how much is she holding out on us?!*
**[21:30] land**
Today you will...
**[21:31] jah**
Today I won't...
**[21:33] land**
Pay your rent!
**[21:34] jah**
Even if I could,
**[21:35] jah**
I never would!
**[21:39] ann**
*The Deadly Landlord strikes first!*
**[21:41] ann**
* It's an instant cobra twist!*
* Behold the power of a landlord!*
**[21:44] ann**
* You can hear the hellish roar*
* of a rent collector!*
**[21:48] lan**
Pay up, pay up, pay up!
**[21:50] jah**
Never, never, never!
**[21:52] ann**
*She breaks free of the cobra twist!*
**[21:55] ann**
*And... immediately counterattacks!*
**[21:58] ann**
*Behold the power of the broke!*
**[21:59] ann**
*It's Jahy's Rage Llave! Llave! Llave!*
**[22:03] ann**
I'll never pay!
**[22:06] ann**
*Unbelievable! Landlord escaped the llave!*
**[22:07] ann**
*Right into a sleeper hold!*
**[22:10] lan**
Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up! Pay up!
**[22:13] jah**
Never! Never! Never! Never! Never! Never!
**[22:20] ann**
*Oh, she threw her into the ropes!*
**[22:22] lan**
Pay your rent!
**[22:24] ann**
*And she comes back with a lariat!*
**[22:27] ann**
*An incredible back-and-forth!*
**[22:28] ann**
*No, a clash of wills!*
**[22:30] jah**
I told you I won't do it!
**[22:33] lan**
That all you got?
**[22:35] lan**
Just cough it up!
**[22:38] jah**
I told you! I refuse!
**[22:41] ann**
*Pro wrestling at its finest!*
**[22:42] ann**
**This *is pro wrestling!*
**[22:44] ann**
*Never dodge a blow!*
**[22:45] ann**
*Take a hit and return it!*
**[22:46] ann**
*It's a harmony of trust and violence!*
**[22:49] ann**
*How will this fated battle turn out?!*
**[22:53] lan**
Seriously, enough is enough!
**[22:56] jah**
O-Over my dead body! Never!
**[23:04] ann**
*Another tie!*
**[23:06] ann**
* How many more times will the*
* conclusion be postponed?!*
**[23:08] ann**
* We're in tears over this predictable*
* outcome we all wanted!*
**[23:12] jah**
You've gotten better.
**[23:14] lan**
You, too, Ja-ko.
**[23:19] lan**
Pay your rent!
**[23:20] jah**
Never!
**[23:21] txt**
Commentator
**[23:21] txt**
Announcer
**[23:21] ann**
So, any word from our commentator, Boss?
**[23:27] lan**
Pay up!
**[23:27] jah**
Never!
**[23:28] lan**
Pay up!
**[23:28] jah**
Never!
**[23:29] lan**
Pay up!
**[23:29] jah**
Never!
**[23:29] lan**
Pay up!
**[23:30] jah**
Never!
**[23:30] ann**
We're out of time. Tune in again next week.
**[23:33] txt**
Next Time
**[23:33] txt**
The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...