E16 - The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!

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[00:00] Druj
    What? The Dark Lord... has been revived?!
[00:04] Jah
    That's right.
[00:05] Druj
    What a joyous piece of news!
[00:07] Druj
    Exactly what I'd expect of Your Greatness!
[00:09] Jah
    I mean, yeah.
[00:10] Druj
    You have blessed us with so much hope.
[00:13] Druj
    Truly, you're our savior!
[00:15] Jah
    I mean, yeah.
[00:16] Druj
    All that's left is to collect the remaining
    mana crystals and restore the Dark Realm!
[00:20] Jah
    That's right.
[00:21] Jah
    But before that, we need to investigate
    the motives of who destroyed the Dark Realm.
[00:27] Druj
    I see.
[00:30] Druj
    So, I've been meaning to ask, who is this churl
    that's been sitting next to you all this time?
[00:36] Jah
    This is my stalk—
[00:38] Mag
    My name is Jingu Kyouko!
[00:39] Mag
    I am Jahy-kun's friend!
[00:43] ---
    Huh?!
[00:55] ---
    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:56] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:57] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:58] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[00:59] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:01] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:20] Druj
    Y-Y-You... You're the Great Jahy's friend?
[02:22] Titl
    Restoration Plan No. 16
    
    The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!
[02:25] Mag
    Indeed. Jahy-kun and I share an incredible bond.
[02:29] Druj
    Jahy-kun?!
[02:31] Druj
    Don't think that a mere human is
    allowed to sit at the Great Jahy's side.
[02:38] Jah
    Calm down, Druj.
[02:39] Jah
    This is one of my human underlings.
[02:42] Jah
    She just invited herself.
[02:44] Jah
    Though I didn't think she'd follow me even
    to our regular update meetings...
[02:48] Mag
    How can you say that, Jahy-kun?!
[02:49] Mag
    You said we'd always be together!
[02:52] Mag
    That's why I'm here right now!
[02:53] Mag
    Or was that a lie?
[02:55] Jah
    Will you put a sock in it?!
[02:57] Mag
    How could you?!
[02:58] Mag
    You said you'd love me!
[03:00] ---
    What?!
[03:02] Druj
    What did she just say?
[03:04] jah
    No, I mean, it's really complicated.
[03:06] Mag
    Jahy-kun told me that she'd love me so much.
[03:12] Druj
    You really need to keep
    your delusions in check.
[03:16] Druj
    There is no way the Great Jahy
     would ever love a human like you.
[03:21] Druj
    Shall I feed that rotten brain
    of yours to some demon hounds?
[03:25] Jah
    Hey, I told you to calm down...
[03:27] Mag
    Why don't you try and see if you can?
[03:30] Jah
    And don't you feed into this!
[03:31] druj
    Your Greatness, such a rude and deluded
     human is hardly fit to serve you!
[03:37] Mag
    Make no mistake. I am Jahy-kun's friend.
[03:40] Mag
    What are you to Jahy-kun anyway?
[03:43] Druj
    I am the Great Jahy's top underling.
[03:46] Druj
    I've been serving her
     since we were in the Dark Realm.
[03:49] Druj
    That's right! Since way before you came along.
[03:56] jah
    What is this...?
[03:59] Druj
    What can a human like you possibly understand
    of the Dark Realm's second-in-command?
[04:04] Druj
    Not only do I understand her better,
    I am also better equipped to serve her.
[04:09] Mag
    Are you, though?
[04:10] Mag
    In the human world, I've spent more
    time with Jahy-kun than you.
[04:14] Mag
    I'm the one who understands her better now.
[04:18] Druj
    It's only been a few measly months.
[04:21] Druj
    What could you possibly
    have come to understand?
[04:24] Both
    I understand Jahy-kun better than you!
[04:24] Both
    I understand the Great Jahy better than you!
[04:28] Jah
    This is so dumb.
[04:30] Mag
    Oh? Well, did you know that she
    loves the slide at the park?
[04:35] Jah
    Wha?!
[04:36] Druj
    Come now! She adores the gallows far more.
[04:40] Jah
    Wha?!
[04:41] Mag
    While collecting mana crystals,
    she also collects four leaf clovers!
[04:44] Druj
    Her daily routine involves
    stuffing her underlings into a hole!
[04:47] Mag
    Nobody pours a better beer than her!
[04:49] Druj
    Nobody casts a better curse!
[04:51] Mag
    She's even faster at the register than the boss!
[04:53] Druj
    Actually, insider her braid—
[04:56] Jah
    Knock it off!
[04:57] Jah
    Enough with the garbage!
    You're both talking nonsense!
[05:01] Jah
    Neither of you understand me at all!
[05:06] Druj
    Then how about this?
[05:08] Druj
    The one who collects more
    mana crystals, starting now,
[05:11] Druj
    will be deemed most worthy
    to serve the Great Jahy.
[05:14] Druj
    Her true underling.
[05:17] Jah
    Hey! That's not for you to decide!
[05:20] mag
    Fine.
[05:21] Jah
    No, it's not!
[05:23] Jah
    I'm not okay with this!
[05:24] Jah
    Besides, I thought you wanted to be my friend.
[05:42] Mag
    I hate to break it to you, but I'm quite
    good at collecting mana crystals.
[05:49] Druj
    Oh? As am I.
[05:53] Jah
    Is anyone... listening to me?
[05:57] Jah
    Hey? Anyone?
[06:00] Druj
    Why don't I show you?
[06:02] Both
    I'm the best for Jahy-kun!
[06:02] Both
    I'm the best for the Great Jahy!
[06:12] Jah
    The hell was that?
[06:14] Jah
    They left without listening
    to a single thing I said.
[06:17] Jah
    Wait a minute.
[06:19] Jah
    If both of them are running out
    to fetch more mana crystals,
[06:21] Jah
    that means I'll get two loads' worth
    without having to do anything myself.
[06:27] Jah
    Wow, this is actually a pretty sweet deal!
[06:30] Jah
    And with the two loudmouths gone,
    it's all wins for me!
[06:34] Wait
    Pardon me. Would you like the check now?
[06:41] Druj
    The limit is ten minutes!
[06:42] Druj
    Whoever collects the most mana
    crystals in that time wins!
[06:46] Mag
    That's just perfect!
[07:23] Both
    One, two, three, four,
    five, six, seven, eight...
[07:29] Druj
    You're pretty good at this.
[07:31] Mag
    So are you.
[07:32] Druj
    I won't lose!
[07:34] Mag
    Neither will I!
[07:36] Nar
    Meanwhile, the Great Jahy was...
[07:42] Jah
    Why aren't those two fools coming back?!
[07:44] Nar
    ...forced to wash dishes to cover the bill.
[07:55] Sau
    Jahy...
[07:58] Sau
    Today is the day I bring you down!
[08:00] Sau
    I, Saurva, of the Dark Realm's elite!
[08:04] Sau
    I've failed many times before now.
[08:08] Sau
    But things will be different this time.
[08:10] txt
    Jahy's normal route!!
[08:10] Sau
    I've done meticulous research
    and spent ages preparing.
[08:14] Sau
    What's more, I have the Dark Realm's
    most powerful trap... Chompy-kun!
[08:19] txt
    New Invention*!!
[08:19] txt
    CHOMPY-KUN
[08:19] txt
    (Available in Mark 1 through 3)
[08:22] Sau
    She often passes by this spot.
[08:24] Sau
    Drawn by the bait, she'll approach
    Chompy-kun only to meet her doom.
[08:35] Sau
    Grovel if you want my help.
[08:38] Jah
    Oh, Magnificent Saurva, please help me!
[08:41] Jah
    You can be second-in-command
    of the Dark Realm!
[08:44] Sau
    That's the plan.
[08:46] Sau
    Simple, but if I had to say,
     that's what makes it so genius.
[08:50] Sau
    Huh?
[08:51] Sau
    There she is.
[08:53] Sau
    Now... it's showtime!
[09:03] Sau
    Who is that?
[09:05] Sau
    A normal person?
[09:06] Sau
    She just looks like a regular high school girl.
[09:08] Sau
    Could she be Jahy's underling?
[09:10] Sau
    She's way too close to Jahy!
[09:12] Sau
    If the Chompy-kun activates,
    this girl might get caught in it, too.
[09:16] Sau
    I can't allow a citizen
    to be collateral damage.
[09:19] Sau
    What should I do?
[09:24] Mag
    What a suspicious thing to
    have in a place like this.
[09:26] Mag
    What is this?
[09:32] Sau
    Oh, no!
[09:33] Sau
    She got herself caught in the trap!
[09:35] Mag
    Please help me, Jahy-kun!
[09:38] Sau
    So she knows Jahy?
[09:44] Sau
    Look at her!
[09:45] Sau
    She'd make a face like that when
    her friend is getting thrashed?
[09:48] Sau
    And she's just leaving her?!
[09:50] Sau
    How can she be so evil?!
[09:52] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[09:55] Sau
    I feel so bad for that poor girl!
[09:57] Sau
    Wait, at this rate, she's going to die!
[10:00] Sau
    Dark Realm traps are far
    too strong for humans!
[10:02] Sau
    Um! Uh...
[10:06] Sau
    She's totally fine?
[10:09] Sau
    And Chompy-kun Mark 1*
    was completely destroyed?!
[10:13] Mag
    What is it?
[10:15] Sau
    Nothing.
[10:17] Sau
    It took so long to build that...
[10:22] Sau
    This is strange.
[10:23] Sau
    Did I make it too soft?
[10:26] Sau
    This is going too far, even for
    the Dark Realm's second-in-command.
[10:31] Sau
    I'll modify its strength some...
[10:35] Sau
    There it is!
[10:38] Sau
    You again?!
[10:40] Sau
    And now that I look, despite all your wailing,
     you don't seem hurt at all!
[10:44] Sau
    Instead, all you're doing is looking at Jahy!
[10:46] Mag
    Glance!
[10:50] Mag
    Glance!
[10:55] Sau
    She sighs and then ignores her?!
[11:00] Sau
    She looks depressed...
[11:02] Sau
    I mean, she seems fine, but that trap
    I made for Jahy, Chompy-kun Mark 2,
[11:09] Sau
    is thirty times stronger than
    Chompy-kun Mark 1 from before.
[11:10] Sign
    CHOMPY-KUN Spec Comparison
[11:10] Sign
    Mark 2
[11:10] Sign
    Mark 1
[11:13] Sau
    There's no way she's unscathed—
[11:18] Sau
    Chompy-kun Mark 2!
[11:21] Sau
    All my hard work! Destroyed!
[11:24] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[11:24] Sau
    Worse yet, that girl looks
     more chipper than ever!
[11:27] Sau
    I'm glad she's okay, but...
[11:29] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[11:29] Sau
    Damn it!
[11:30] Sau
    It wasn't supposed to be like this.
[11:32] Sau
    I made these to get Jahy...
[11:35] Sau
    No, it's not over!
[11:37] Sau
    I've still got the final trap,
    Chompy-kun Mark 3!
[11:41] Sau
    I don't care which one of them it gets
[11:44] Sau
    so long as I get to see Chompy-kun in action!
[11:49] Sau
    Work.
[11:50] Sau
    Work!
[11:51] Sau
    Work!
[11:54] Mag
    La, la, la, la, la!
[11:56] Mag
    Shift time! Going to work with Jahy-kun!
[11:58] Mag
    Yay! Work with Jahy-kun!
[12:04] Sau
    It didn't work?!
[12:08] Sau
    Well, fine.
[12:09] Sau
    At least I've learned that the
    first two versions were too weak.
[12:12] Sau
    Now I know for the next time.
[12:14] Sau
    Still, I can't believe a
    human girl broke them...
[12:18] Sau
    It's virtually impossible
    that I erred in their construction.
[12:31] Sau
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
    Yeowch! Yeowch! Yeowch!
[12:34] Sau
    Pain! That hurts!
[12:35] Sau
    There's nothing wrong with the strength!
[12:37] Sau
    I didn't screw up!
[12:39] Sau
    I really am a genius!
[12:41] Sau
    Oh, ouch! Yowza!
[12:42] Sau
    That really, really hurts...
[12:49] Mag
    Jahy-kun, I hear screaming from somewhere...
[12:51] Jah
    Who cares?
[12:53] Jah
    We're almost late because you
    keep walking into trouble.
[12:58] Sau
    Why am I the only one...?
[13:02] Nar
    As always, the Great Jahy never
    had a chance to uncover Saurva's schemes.
[13:18] Mag
    All right, Dark Lord.
[13:20] Mag
    For lunch, you can have the rest of
    the lunch that I left in the fridge.
[13:25] Mag
    Wha— When did you start eating that?
[13:30] Mag
    See if I care if you get hungry at lunchtime.
[13:33] Mag
    I'm going now.
[13:47] Mag
    Good, I just made it in time.
[14:01] Mag
    I'm going to the bathroom!
[14:02] Teach
    Let's get class started.
[14:09] Mag
    Why did you follow me to school?
[14:11] Mag
    Until now, you've been good about
    staying home and watching the house.
[14:34] Mag
    Now you be good.
[14:38] Mag
    Maybe I should've forced
    you to go with Jahy-kun.
[14:43] Math
    And if you plug the numbers into
    this formula, it turns into this...
[14:47] Mag
    Ever since the Dark Lord
    has started staying with me,
[14:48] Math
    Can anyone solve it?
[14:49] Mag
    my food bill has gone up, the house is
    messier, and I have to do more laundry...
[14:54] Mag
    I guess it's true that she's misfortune
    incarnate like the mana crystals...
[14:58] Mag
    There's no end to the trouble.
[15:01] txt
    Still...
[15:01] Mag
    Still...
[15:03] Girl
    Jingu-san? Want to eat lunch
    together in the courtyard?
[15:09] Mag
    Sure!
[15:12] Mag
    At home and at school...
[15:15] Mag
    I used to always be alone.
[15:15] txt
    I used to always be alone...
[15:19] Mag
    But now...
[15:30] Mag
    Oh, no!
[15:31] Mag
    I forgot my lunch at home!
[15:35] Mag
    D-Dark Lord?
[15:39] Mag
    Could it be...
[15:41] Mag
    You came to school to bring me my lunch?
[15:48] Mag
    Hey!
[16:01] Mag
    I guess that meant she'll
    be waiting for me back home.
[16:07] Girl
    Jingu-san!
[16:09] Girl
    Let's hurry up and go!
[16:12] Mag
    R-Right!
[16:15] Girl
    You know, you've really changed.
[16:18] Mag
    Huh?
[16:20] Girl
    Before, you had this totally scary aura.
[16:24] Girl
    But lately, you seem so lively.
[16:29] Girl
    You also don't get hurt like you used to.
[16:33] Mag
    You might be right.
[16:37] Mag
    It's because of Jahy-kun and the Dark Lord.
[16:44] Mag
    I've got them to thank.
[16:49] Mag
    I'm grateful, Dark Lord...
[17:00] Girl
    Oh, did you already eat your lunch?
[17:06] Mag
    Damn you, Dark Lord!
[17:20] Jah
    All right. She's not around, is she?
[17:24] Jah
    Hanging off of me all day, every day...
    It's so pesky and annoying!
[17:28] Jah
    Today, I can finally have some me time.
[17:30] Mag
    Jahy-kun!
[17:37] Jah
    What are you doing here?!
[17:38] Mag
    What do you mean?
[17:40] Mag
    We have work together today.
[17:42] jah
    I know that!
[17:44] jah
    But until then, I'm having some me time!
[17:46] Mag
    That reminds me, Jahy-kun...
[17:48] Jah
    Don't ignore what I said!
[17:49] Mag
    There's something I'd like to ask you.
[17:51] Jah
    I don't know! I don't know anything!
[17:55] Mag
    It's about the Dark Lord.
[18:01] Mag
    You may have a lot of respect for her,
[18:04] Mag
    but to me, she's seems like
    nothing more than a small girl
[18:06] Mag
    who eats, sleeps, and likes to play pranks.
[18:09] Mag
    Is she really some powerful entity?
[18:12] Mag
    Would you mind telling me
    about your relationship?
[18:24] Jah
    You're taking care of her,
    so I'll tell you the story...
[18:29] Jah
    The story of how
    the Dark Lord and I came to be.
[18:36] Jah
    In the Dark Realm, the Dark Lord
    is the paragon of our demonic race.
[18:41] Jah
    In other words, our god.
[18:44] Jah
    All demons fear and revere her.
[18:49] Jah
    That is who I served with everything I had.
[19:00] (Flashback) Jah
    An offering to our Dark Lord.
[19:04] (Flashback) Dem
    Jahy...
[19:07] (Flashback) Jah
    The Dark Lord is pleased!
[19:09] (Flashback) Jah
    More?
[19:10] (Flashback) Jah
    Worship you more?!
[19:12] (Flashback) Jah
    Build a castle!
[19:14] (Flashback) Jah
    Raise a dais!
[19:16] (Flashback) Jah
    Offer live sacrifices!
[19:18] (Flashback) Jah
    Any who go against myself and
    the Dark Lord shall be executed!
[19:29] Jah
    So that's how we ruled the Dark Realm.
[19:33] Mag
    Uh, it doesn't sound
    like the Dark Lord did much...
[19:36] Jah
    I understood exactly what the Demon Lord
     wanted and offered it up to her.
[19:41] Jah
    In return, she shared more of the
    mana crystal's power with me.
[19:45] Mag
    I see. The result of
    continually spoiling her...
[19:49] Mag
    is that.
[19:51] txt
    NEET who only eats and sleeps!!
[19:53] Jah
    How dare you call the Dark Lord "that"?!
[19:55] Mag
    She wasn't all that in the Dark Realm either!
[19:58] Mag
    She did it again today too,
[19:59] Mag
    just like yesterday! She steals my food!
[20:02] Mag
    Leaves a giant mess everywhere!
[20:04] Mag
    And then just sleeps like a sloth!
[20:07] Mag
    She may be the Dark Lord,
    but I have no idea what she's thinking.
[20:12] jah
    I...
[20:15] jah
    I may have worshiped the Dark Lord
    and used her power to do what I want,
[20:20] jah
    but she herself never acted
    out of selfish desires.
[20:25] Mag
    That thing?
[20:27] Jah
    I told you, the Dark Lord's like a god.
[20:31] Jah
    And she's chosen to stay with you
    of her own volition.
[20:36] Jah
    I believe she has a good reason for it.
[20:42] Mag
    I hope that's true.
[20:50] Jah
    Anyway, let's get to work.
[20:52] Jah
    TGIF, so it's gonna be busy!
    You'd better prepare yourself!
[20:56] Mag
    Right!
SIGN    Craft Pub Maou.
[21:21] Mag
    Good work, everyone!
[21:25] Mag
    That's what Jahy-kun said, but does
    the Dark Lord really have a reason?
[21:38] Mag
    Yeah, of course not.
[21:41] Mag
    Hey, Dark Lord!
[21:42] Mag
    I told you that those were my snacks!
[21:45] Mag
    And don't fall asleep out here!
[23:18] txt
    Next Time
[23:18] txt
    The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...