# E16 - The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!
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**[00:00] Druj**
What? The Dark Lord... has been revived?!
**[00:04] Jah**
That's right.
**[00:05] Druj**
What a joyous piece of news!
**[00:07] Druj**
Exactly what I'd expect of Your Greatness!
**[00:09] Jah**
I mean, yeah.
**[00:10] Druj**
You have blessed us with so much hope.
**[00:13] Druj**
Truly, you're our savior!
**[00:15] Jah**
I mean, yeah.
**[00:16] Druj**
All that's left is to collect the remaining
mana crystals and restore the Dark Realm!
**[00:20] Jah**
That's right.
**[00:21] Jah**
But before that, we need to investigate
the motives of who destroyed the Dark Realm.
**[00:27] Druj**
I see.
**[00:30] Druj**
So, I've been meaning to ask, who is this churl
that's been sitting next to you all this time?
**[00:36] Jah**
This is my stalk—
**[00:38] Mag**
My name is Jingu Kyouko!
**[00:39] Mag**
I am Jahy-kun's friend!
**[00:43] ---**
Huh?!
**[00:55] ---**
fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:56] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:57] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:58] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[00:59] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[01:01] ---**
pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[02:20] Druj**
Y-Y-You... You're the Great Jahy's *friend*?
**[02:22] Titl**
Restoration Plan No. 16
The Dark Lord Doesn't Hold Back!
**[02:25] Mag**
Indeed. Jahy-kun and I share an incredible bond.
**[02:29] Druj**
Jahy-*kun*?!
**[02:31] Druj**
Don't think that a mere human is
allowed to sit at the Great Jahy's side.
**[02:38] Jah**
Calm down, Druj.
**[02:39] Jah**
This is one of my human underlings.
**[02:42] Jah**
She just invited herself.
**[02:44] Jah**
* Though I didn't think she'd follow me even*
* to our regular update meetings...*
**[02:48] Mag**
How can you say that, Jahy-kun?!
**[02:49] Mag**
You said we'd always be together!
**[02:52] Mag**
That's why I'm here right now!
**[02:53] Mag**
Or was that a lie?
**[02:55] Jah**
Will you put a sock in it?!
**[02:57] Mag**
How could you?!
**[02:58] Mag**
You said you'd love me!
**[03:00] ---**
What?!
**[03:02] Druj**
*What* did she just say?
**[03:04] jah**
No, I mean, it's really complicated.
**[03:06] Mag**
Jahy-kun told me that she'd love me so much.
**[03:12] Druj**
You really need to keep
your delusions in check.
**[03:16] Druj**
There is no way the Great Jahy
would ever love a human like you.
**[03:21] Druj**
Shall I feed that rotten brain
of yours to some demon hounds?
**[03:25] Jah**
Hey, I told you to calm down...
**[03:27] Mag**
Why don't you try and see if you can?
**[03:30] Jah**
And don't you feed into this!
**[03:31] druj**
Your Greatness, such a rude and deluded
human is hardly fit to serve you!
**[03:37] Mag**
Make no mistake. I am Jahy-kun's friend.
**[03:40] Mag**
What are you to Jahy-kun anyway?
**[03:43] Druj**
I am the Great Jahy's top underling.
**[03:46] Druj**
I've been serving her
since we were in the Dark Realm.
**[03:49] Druj**
That's right! Since way before you came along.
**[03:56] jah**
*What is this...?*
**[03:59] Druj**
What can a human like you possibly understand
of the Dark Realm's second-in-command?
**[04:04] Druj**
Not only do I understand her better,
I am also better equipped to serve her.
**[04:09] Mag**
Are you, though?
**[04:10] Mag**
In the human world, I've spent more
time with Jahy-kun than you.
**[04:14] Mag**
I'm the one who understands her better now.
**[04:18] Druj**
It's only been a few measly months.
**[04:21] Druj**
What could you possibly
have come to understand?
**[04:24] Both**
I understand Jahy-kun better than you!
**[04:24] Both**
I understand the Great Jahy better than you!
**[04:28] Jah**
*This is so dumb.*
**[04:30] Mag**
Oh? Well, did you know that she
loves the slide at the park?
**[04:35] Jah**
Wha?!
**[04:36] Druj**
Come now! She adores the gallows far more.
**[04:40] Jah**
Wha?!
**[04:41] Mag**
While collecting mana crystals,
she also collects four leaf clovers!
**[04:44] Druj**
Her daily routine involves
stuffing her underlings into a hole!
**[04:47] Mag**
Nobody pours a better beer than her!
**[04:49] Druj**
Nobody casts a better curse!
**[04:51] Mag**
She's even faster at the register than the boss!
**[04:53] Druj**
Actually, insider her braid—
**[04:56] Jah**
Knock it off!
**[04:57] Jah**
Enough with the garbage!
You're both talking nonsense!
**[05:01] Jah**
Neither of you understand me at all!
**[05:06] Druj**
Then how about this?
**[05:08] Druj**
The one who collects more
mana crystals, starting now,
**[05:11] Druj**
will be deemed most worthy
to serve the Great Jahy.
**[05:14] Druj**
Her *true* underling.
**[05:17] Jah**
Hey! That's not for you to decide!
**[05:20] mag**
Fine.
**[05:21] Jah**
No, it's not!
**[05:23] Jah**
I'm not okay with this!
**[05:24] Jah**
Besides, I thought you wanted to be my friend.
**[05:42] Mag**
I hate to break it to you, but I'm quite
good at collecting mana crystals.
**[05:49] Druj**
Oh? As am I.
**[05:53] Jah**
Is anyone... listening to me?
**[05:57] Jah**
Hey? Anyone?
**[06:00] Druj**
Why don't I show you?
**[06:02] Both**
I'm the best for Jahy-kun!
**[06:02] Both**
I'm the best for the Great Jahy!
**[06:12] Jah**
*The hell was that?*
**[06:14] Jah**
* They left without listening*
* to a single thing I said.*
**[06:17] Jah**
*Wait a minute.*
**[06:19] Jah**
* If both of them are running out*
* to fetch more mana crystals,*
**[06:21] Jah**
* that means I'll get two loads' worth*
* without having to do anything myself.*
**[06:27] Jah**
*Wow, this is actually a pretty sweet deal!*
**[06:30] Jah**
* And with the two loudmouths gone,*
* it's all wins for me!*
**[06:34] Wait**
Pardon me. Would you like the check now?
**[06:41] Druj**
The limit is ten minutes!
**[06:42] Druj**
Whoever collects the most mana
crystals in that time wins!
**[06:46] Mag**
That's just perfect!
**[07:23] Both**
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight...
**[07:29] Druj**
You're pretty good at this.
**[07:31] Mag**
So are you.
**[07:32] Druj**
I won't lose!
**[07:34] Mag**
Neither will I!
**[07:36] Nar**
Meanwhile, the Great Jahy was...
**[07:42] Jah**
Why aren't those two fools coming back?!
**[07:44] Nar**
...forced to wash dishes to cover the bill.
**[07:55] Sau**
Jahy...
**[07:58] Sau**
Today is the day I bring you down!
**[08:00] Sau**
I, Saurva, of the Dark Realm's elite!
**[08:04] Sau**
I've failed many times before now.
**[08:08] Sau**
But things will be different this time.
**[08:10] txt**
Jahy's normal route!!
**[08:10] Sau**
I've done meticulous research
and spent ages preparing.
**[08:14] Sau**
What's more, I have the Dark Realm's
most powerful trap... Chompy-kun!
**[08:19] txt**
New Invention*!!*
**[08:19] txt**
CHOMPY-KUN
**[08:19] txt**
(Available in Mark 1 through 3)
**[08:22] Sau**
She often passes by this spot.
**[08:24] Sau**
Drawn by the bait, she'll approach
Chompy-kun only to meet her doom.
**[08:35] Sau**
Grovel if you want my help.
**[08:38] Jah**
Oh, Magnificent Saurva, please help me!
**[08:41] Jah**
You can be second-in-command
of the Dark Realm!
**[08:44] Sau**
That's the plan.
**[08:46] Sau**
Simple, but if I had to say,
that's what makes it so genius.
**[08:50] Sau**
Huh?
**[08:51] Sau**
There she is.
**[08:53] Sau**
Now... it's showtime!
**[09:03] Sau**
Who is that?
**[09:05] Sau**
A normal person?
**[09:06] Sau**
She just looks like a regular high school girl.
**[09:08] Sau**
Could she be Jahy's underling?
**[09:10] Sau**
She's way too close to Jahy!
**[09:12] Sau**
If the Chompy-kun activates,
this girl might get caught in it, too.
**[09:16] Sau**
I can't allow a citizen
to be collateral damage.
**[09:19] Sau**
What should I do?
**[09:24] Mag**
What a suspicious thing to
have in a place like this.
**[09:26] Mag**
What is this?
**[09:32] Sau**
Oh, no!
**[09:33] Sau**
She got herself caught in the trap!
**[09:35] Mag**
Please help me, Jahy-kun!
**[09:38] Sau**
So she knows Jahy?
**[09:44] Sau**
Look at her!
**[09:45] Sau**
She'd make a face like that when
her friend is getting thrashed?
**[09:48] Sau**
And she's just leaving her?!
**[09:50] Sau**
How can she be so evil?!
**[09:52] Mag**
Jahy-kun!
**[09:55] Sau**
I feel so bad for that poor girl!
**[09:57] Sau**
Wait, at this rate, she's going to die!
**[10:00] Sau**
Dark Realm traps are far
too strong for humans!
**[10:02] Sau**
Um! Uh...
**[10:06] Sau**
*She's totally fine?*
**[10:09] Sau**
* And Chompy-kun Mark 1*
* was completely destroyed?!*
**[10:13] Mag**
What is it?
**[10:15] Sau**
Nothing.
**[10:17] Sau**
*It took so long to build that...*
**[10:22] Sau**
*This is strange.*
**[10:23] Sau**
*Did I make it too soft?*
**[10:26] Sau**
* This is going too far, even for*
* the Dark Realm's second-in-command.*
**[10:31] Sau**
*I'll modify its strength some...*
**[10:35] Sau**
There it is!
**[10:38] Sau**
You again?!
**[10:40] Sau**
And now that I look, despite all your wailing,
you don't seem hurt at all!
**[10:44] Sau**
Instead, all you're doing is looking at Jahy!
**[10:46] Mag**
*Glance!*
**[10:50] Mag**
*Glance!*
**[10:55] Sau**
*She sighs and then ignores her?!*
**[11:00] Sau**
*She looks depressed...*
**[11:02] Sau**
I mean, she seems fine, but that trap
I made for Jahy, Chompy-kun Mark 2,
**[11:09] Sau**
is thirty times stronger than
Chompy-kun Mark 1 from before.
**[11:10] Sign**
CHOMPY-KUN Spec Comparison
**[11:10] Sign**
Mark 2
**[11:10] Sign**
Mark 1
**[11:13] Sau**
There's no way she's unscathed—
**[11:18] Sau**
Chompy-kun Mark 2!
**[11:21] Sau**
All my hard work! Destroyed!
**[11:24] Mag**
Jahy-kun!
**[11:24] Sau**
Worse yet, that girl looks
more chipper than ever!
**[11:27] Sau**
I'm glad she's okay, but...
**[11:29] Mag**
Jahy-kun!
**[11:29] Sau**
Damn it!
**[11:30] Sau**
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
**[11:32] Sau**
I made these to get Jahy...
**[11:35] Sau**
No, it's not over!
**[11:37] Sau**
I've still got the final trap,
Chompy-kun Mark 3!
**[11:41] Sau**
I don't care which one of them it gets
**[11:44] Sau**
so long as I get to see Chompy-kun in action!
**[11:49] Sau**
Work.
**[11:50] Sau**
Work!
**[11:51] Sau**
Work!
**[11:54] Mag**
La, la, la, la, la!
**[11:56] Mag**
Shift time! Going to work with Jahy-kun!
**[11:58] Mag**
Yay! Work with Jahy-kun!
**[12:04] Sau**
It didn't work?!
**[12:08] Sau**
*Well, fine.*
**[12:09] Sau**
* At least I've learned that the*
* first two versions were too weak.*
**[12:12] Sau**
*Now I know for the next time.*
**[12:14] Sau**
* Still, I can't believe a*
* human girl broke them...*
**[12:18] Sau**
* It's virtually impossible*
* that I erred in their construction.*
**[12:31] Sau**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Yeowch! Yeowch! Yeowch!
**[12:34] Sau**
Pain! That hurts!
**[12:35] Sau**
There's nothing wrong with the strength!
**[12:37] Sau**
I didn't screw up!
**[12:39] Sau**
I really am a genius!
**[12:41] Sau**
Oh, ouch! Yowza!
**[12:42] Sau**
That really, really hurts...
**[12:49] Mag**
Jahy-kun, I hear screaming from somewhere...
**[12:51] Jah**
Who cares?
**[12:53] Jah**
We're almost late because you
keep walking into trouble.
**[12:58] Sau**
Why am I the only one...?
**[13:02] Nar**
As always, the Great Jahy never
had a chance to uncover Saurva's schemes.
**[13:18] Mag**
All right, Dark Lord.
**[13:20] Mag**
For lunch, you can have the rest of
the lunch that I left in the fridge.
**[13:25] Mag**
Wha— When did you start eating that?
**[13:30] Mag**
See if I care if you get hungry at lunchtime.
**[13:33] Mag**
I'm going now.
**[13:47] Mag**
Good, I just made it in time.
**[14:01] Mag**
I'm going to the bathroom!
**[14:02] Teach**
Let's get class started.
**[14:09] Mag**
Why did you follow me to school?
**[14:11] Mag**
Until now, you've been good about
staying home and watching the house.
**[14:34] Mag**
Now you be good.
**[14:38] Mag**
Maybe I should've forced
you to go with Jahy-kun.
**[14:43] Math**
And if you plug the numbers into
this formula, it turns into this...
**[14:47] Mag**
* Ever since the Dark Lord*
* has started staying with me,*
**[14:48] Math**
Can anyone solve it?
**[14:49] Mag**
* my food bill has gone up, the house is*
* messier, and I have to do more laundry...*
**[14:54] Mag**
* I guess it's true that she's misfortune*
* incarnate like the mana crystals...*
**[14:58] Mag**
*There's no end to the trouble.*
**[15:01] txt**
Still...
**[15:01] Mag**
Still...
**[15:03] Girl**
Jingu-san? Want to eat lunch
together in the courtyard?
**[15:09] Mag**
Sure!
**[15:12] Mag**
*At home and at school...*
**[15:15] Mag**
*I used to always be alone.*
**[15:15] txt**
I used to always be alone...
**[15:19] Mag**
*But now...*
**[15:30] Mag**
Oh, no!
**[15:31] Mag**
I forgot my lunch at home!
**[15:35] Mag**
D-Dark Lord?
**[15:39] Mag**
Could it be...
**[15:41] Mag**
You came to school to bring me my lunch?
**[15:48] Mag**
Hey!
**[16:01] Mag**
* I guess that meant she'll*
* be waiting for me back home.*
**[16:07] Girl**
Jingu-san!
**[16:09] Girl**
Let's hurry up and go!
**[16:12] Mag**
R-Right!
**[16:15] Girl**
You know, you've really changed.
**[16:18] Mag**
Huh?
**[16:20] Girl**
Before, you had this totally scary aura.
**[16:24] Girl**
But lately, you seem so lively.
**[16:29] Girl**
You also don't get hurt like you used to.
**[16:33] Mag**
You might be right.
**[16:37] Mag**
*It's because of Jahy-kun and the Dark Lord.*
**[16:44] Mag**
*I've got them to thank.*
**[16:49] Mag**
*I'm grateful, Dark Lord...*
**[17:00] Girl**
Oh, did you already eat your lunch?
**[17:06] Mag**
Damn you, Dark Lord!
**[17:20] Jah**
All right. She's not around, is she?
**[17:24] Jah**
Hanging off of me all day, every day...
It's so pesky and annoying!
**[17:28] Jah**
Today, I can finally have some me time.
**[17:30] Mag**
Jahy-kun!
**[17:37] Jah**
What are you doing here?!
**[17:38] Mag**
What do you mean?
**[17:40] Mag**
We have work together today.
**[17:42] jah**
I know that!
**[17:44] jah**
But until then, I'm having some me time!
**[17:46] Mag**
That reminds me, Jahy-kun...
**[17:48] Jah**
Don't ignore what I said!
**[17:49] Mag**
There's something I'd like to ask you.
**[17:51] Jah**
I don't know! I don't know anything!
**[17:55] Mag**
It's about the Dark Lord.
**[18:01] Mag**
You may have a lot of respect for her,
**[18:04] Mag**
but to me, she's seems like
nothing more than a small girl
**[18:06] Mag**
who eats, sleeps, and likes to play pranks.
**[18:09] Mag**
Is she really some powerful entity?
**[18:12] Mag**
Would you mind telling me
about your relationship?
**[18:24] Jah**
You're taking care of her,
so I'll tell you the story...
**[18:29] Jah**
The story of how
the Dark Lord and I came to be.
**[18:36] Jah**
In the Dark Realm, the Dark Lord
is the paragon of our demonic race.
**[18:41] Jah**
In other words, our god.
**[18:44] Jah**
All demons fear and revere her.
**[18:49] Jah**
*That* is who I served with everything I had.
**[19:00] (Flashback) Jah**
An offering to our Dark Lord.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Dem**
Jahy...
**[19:07] (Flashback) Jah**
The Dark Lord is pleased!
**[19:09] (Flashback) Jah**
More?
**[19:10] (Flashback) Jah**
Worship you more?!
**[19:12] (Flashback) Jah**
Build a castle!
**[19:14] (Flashback) Jah**
Raise a dais!
**[19:16] (Flashback) Jah**
Offer live sacrifices!
**[19:18] (Flashback) Jah**
Any who go against myself and
the Dark Lord shall be executed!
**[19:29] Jah**
So that's how we ruled the Dark Realm.
**[19:33] Mag**
* Uh, it doesn't sound*
* like the Dark Lord did much...*
**[19:36] Jah**
I understood exactly what the Demon Lord
wanted and offered it up to her.
**[19:41] Jah**
In return, she shared more of the
mana crystal's power with me.
**[19:45] Mag**
I see. The result of
continually spoiling her...
**[19:49] Mag**
is *that*.
**[19:51] txt**
NEET who only eats and sleeps!!
**[19:53] Jah**
How dare you call the Dark Lord "that"?!
**[19:55] Mag**
She wasn't all that in the Dark Realm either!
**[19:58] Mag**
She did it again today too,
**[19:59] Mag**
just like yesterday! She steals my food!
**[20:02] Mag**
Leaves a giant mess everywhere!
**[20:04] Mag**
And then just sleeps like a sloth!
**[20:07] Mag**
She may be the Dark Lord,
but I have no idea what she's thinking.
**[20:12] jah**
I...
**[20:15] jah**
I may have worshiped the Dark Lord
and used her power to do what I want,
**[20:20] jah**
but she herself never acted
out of selfish desires.
**[20:25] Mag**
That thing?
**[20:27] Jah**
I told you, the Dark Lord's like a god.
**[20:31] Jah**
And she's chosen to stay with you
of her own volition.
**[20:36] Jah**
I believe she has a good reason for it.
**[20:42] Mag**
I hope that's true.
**[20:50] Jah**
Anyway, let's get to work.
**[20:52] Jah**
TGIF, so it's gonna be busy!
You'd better prepare yourself!
**[20:56] Mag**
Right!
***SIGN*** Craft Pub Maou.
**[21:21] Mag**
Good work, everyone!
**[21:25] Mag**
That's what Jahy-kun said, but does
the Dark Lord really have a reason?
**[21:38] Mag**
Yeah, of course not.
**[21:41] Mag**
Hey, Dark Lord!
**[21:42] Mag**
I told you that those were *my* snacks!
**[21:45] Mag**
And don't fall asleep out here!
**[23:18] txt**
Next Time
**[23:18] txt**
The Great Jahy Can't Sleep...