E13 - Druj Is Not Happy!

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[00:15] Jah
    Ja-sheen!
[00:16] Nar
    The Great Jahy was on a roll.
[00:19] Nar
    Earlier, she acquired a large
    mana crystal with surprising ease.
[00:23] Nar
    And now, she's enjoying a
    vacation at a luxury beach resort.
[00:36] Jah
    I haven't cut loose like this in a while!
[00:41] Jah
    At this rate, restoring the Dark Realm
     will be a piece of cake!
[00:46] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[00:50] Boss
    Stop playing around and come help.
SIGN    Beach Shack Maou.
[00:54] Land
    That's right.
[00:56] Land
    Stop slacking off!
[01:08] ---
    fad(110,1)\pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:09] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3C545&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:10] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:11] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H06FF79&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:12] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8500DD&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:14] ---
    pos(325,66)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:29] Tit
    Restoration Plan No. 13
    
     Druj Is Not Happy!
[02:31] Boss
    We didn't come here to have fun, you know.
[02:33] Boss
    We're here to help my uncle
     with his beach shack.
[02:37] Boss
    Hy-chan, please do your best.
[02:40] Uncle
    Every year I get swamped on the weekends,
[02:43] Uncle
    so I'd be grateful if you could help me out.
[02:45] Signs
    Shaved Ice
[02:45] Signs
    Ice
[02:45] Signs
    Yakisoba
[02:45] Signs
    Yakisoba
[02:45] Signs
    Draft
    Beer
[02:45] Land
    Stop goofing off and get to work.
[02:48] Jah
    Why the hell do I have
    to work at a dump like this?
[02:52] Jah
    Look at this massive mana crystal!
[02:55] Jah
    This is how powerful I am!
[02:58] Land
    Fine, then no lunch for you.
[03:01] Boss
    My uncle's yakisoba is famous, you know.
[03:04] Boss
    The line-up for it gets really long.
[03:10] Uncle
    I'll take care of your meals.
[03:12] Uncle
    You can have whatever you like.
[03:17] Jah
    Well, I guess I could lend a hand...
[03:20] Uncle
    Then could you pack this up
    into these boxes, Li'l Jaby?
[03:25] Jah
    I am not "Li'l Jaby"!
    That's the Great Jahy to you!
[03:31] Both
    Uncle?!
[03:35] Uncle
    My... lower back...
SIGN    Beach Shack Maou.
[03:39] Uncle
    It's been a while since
    my lower back's gone out.
[03:43] Uncle
    And right during the busiest time...
[03:46] Land
    It's fine. Don't worry about it.
[03:48] Boss
    We'll take care of the shack,
    so just relax and get some rest.
[03:55] sign
    Ice
[03:55] Land
    Great deal on yakisoba!
[03:58] Land
    It's really tasty!
[03:59] Boss
    This is so strange...
[04:01] Boss
    Maybe it's not the same without Uncle.
[04:04] txt
    Shaved Ice
[04:05] Land
    I mean... but how come no one's out here?
[04:09] Ann
    This is lifeguard services.
[04:11] Ann
    A large number of jellyfish have
    been spotted off the coast.
[04:16] Ann
    Please avoid getting in the water.
[04:19] Boss
    Oh, jellyfish?
[04:21] Land
    If they're the stinging type, that's bad.
[04:23] Uncle
    There's sure a lot of them this year.
[04:26] Boss
    Oh, this won't do.
    You're supposed to be resting.
[04:28] Uncle
    We had nonstop rain before this,
    so business was dead.
[04:33] Uncle
    I was happy we finally got some
    sunny weather, and now there's jellyfish.
[04:37] Uncle
    My business is doomed.
[04:39] Boss
    Oh, my...
[04:41] Land
    You really can't catch a break.
[04:45] Jah
    There's no doubt about it! There's got
    to be another crystal around here!
[04:49] Jah
    That mana crystal needs me,
    so it caused misfortune to summon me here!
[04:54] Jah
    And if it's generating this much trouble,
    it must be an extremely powerful one!
[05:00] Jah
    Knowing that, how could I just stand around
    and work this crummy job?
[05:05] Land
    Hey, wait!
[05:08] Land
    They just said to stay out of the water!
[05:11] Land
    Get back to work, Ja-ko!
[05:16] Land
    Fine, no ice cream for dessert for you.
[05:26] Jah
    And here you are.
    One draft beer and one yakisoba.
[05:29] Jah
    I'm just here for lunch, though.
[05:32] Land
    Yeah, nope.
[05:34] Girl
    We came all the way here,
    and there's jellyfish.
[05:37] Girl
    How disappointing.
[05:38] Guy
    Yeah.
[05:39] Kid
    Daddy, I want to go swimming!
[05:42] Dad
    I'm sorry. Let's be patient, okay?
[05:44] Kid
    No! I wanna swim!
[05:47] Jah
    Indeed. Looks like the
    misfortune just keeps coming.
[05:51] Jah
    I knew it! I need to get going!
[05:53] Jah
    I must find it quickly!
[05:54] Land
    This again?
[05:55] Land
    No pay for you!
[06:05] Jah
    Work, work, you say, but we've
    barely got any customers.
[06:10] Boss
    You're right.
[06:12] Boss
    It's usually a full house here,
    but there's still plenty for us to do.
[06:17] Land
    Here. Take these out.
[06:19] Girl
    You liar!
[06:21] Girl
    I didn't think you were that kind of guy!
[06:23] Guy
    Shut up! Just drop it already.
[06:26] Girl
    I'm leaving you!
[06:27] Girl
    Goodbye!
[06:29] Guy
    Wait just a minute!
[06:30] Girl
    Stop following me!
[06:32] Jah
    That's... got to be one giant mana crystal!
[06:37] Jah
    No, I'm doing this!
[06:39] Jah
    I don't need ice cream!
     I don't need any pay!
[06:41] Land
    This again?
[06:43] Jah
    I'm going to find that mana stone!
[06:48] Boss
    Oh no, rain.
[06:50] Boss
    The forecast said it would be sunny all day.
[06:53] Girl
    We came all the way here for this?
[06:55] Girl2
    We're so unlucky!
[06:57] Jah
    I knew it! Fortune's on my side.
[06:59] Jah
    The mana crystal is causing one
    catastrophe after another,
[07:02] Jah
    and that powerful baby's going to be mine!
[07:06] Boss
    Hy-chan?
[07:07] Jah
    Where are you, mana crystal?!
[07:11] Jah
    Going by the concentration of bad luck,
[07:14] Jah
    the mana crystal should be
    somewhere close to here.
[07:17] Kid
    Help me!
[07:19] Kid
    Daddy, I'm scared!
[07:22] Dad
    I'm calling the lifeguard right now!
[07:26] Jah
    It's got to be over there near that kid!
[07:31] Kid
    Help me!
[07:33] Jah
    You're in the way, kid.
[07:34] Jah
    I'm looking for that mana crystal!
[07:40] Jah
    Be good and stay there!
[07:45] Dad
    Thank you so much!
[07:46] Kid
    Thank you...
[07:48] Jah
    Now nobody will get in my way.
[07:53] Girl
    I-I got stung by jellyfish
    and I'm so numb I can't swim!
[07:56] Guy
    I-I'll be right there!
[07:58] Jah
    Out of the way!
[07:59] Girl
    Thank you so much.
[08:01] Guy
    You saved her life.
[08:02] Girl
    How can I ever thank her?
[08:04] Jah
    Don't think I did it for you!
     I'm in this for the mana crystal!
[08:08] Guy
    Help me! A shark!
[08:14] Both
    Our boat is sinking!
[08:17] Kid
    I'm caught in a whirlpool!
[08:22] Jah
    Why won't this end?!
[08:24] Guy
    Help me!
[08:25] Guy
    Someone!
[08:28] Guy
    My leg!
[08:30] Guy
    Someone!
[08:34] Jah
    Bad things keep happening,
[08:35] Jah
    yet I can't find a trace
    of that mana crystal...
[08:38] Jah
    What is this?
[08:39] Jah
    I didn't come here to save people!
[08:43] Boss
    Hy-chan, why don't you call it a day?
[08:48] Boss
    It's dangerous once it gets dark.
[08:50] Boss
    I'll bring you again next time.
[08:53] Land
    Don't you want some ice cream?
[08:55] Jah
    No! I'm not coming back until
    I find my mana crystal!
[08:59] Jah
    I'll have my ice cream later!
[09:02] Land
    Really? She's putting off ice cream?
[09:06] Jah
    I'm on a roll right now!
[09:09] Jah
    I'm primed to bag a massive mana crystal!
[09:21] Boss
    Hy-chan!
[09:22] Land
    Look at your feet!
[09:29] Jah
    These are...
[09:34] Jah
    Mana crystals!
[09:36] Jah
    It's a ton of mana crystal shards!
[09:44] Jah
    Boss! Please get me a bucket!
[09:49] Boss
    Okay!
[09:52] Boss
    Wow! Are these all mana crystals?
[09:58] Jah
    I did it!
[10:00] Jah
    I knew I was on a roll!
[10:03] Jah
    Ah, how many times have
    I been on the verge of giving up?
[10:07] Jah
    The Dark Realm was destroyed,
[10:08] Jah
    the lone mana crystal I worked
    so hard to get was stolen from me...
[10:13] Jah
    But with all these shards,
[10:18] Jah
    I can fight the magical girl!
[10:21] Jah
    She's done for!
[10:26] Land
    Yo, Ja-ko, since you skipped out on work,
    it's coming out of your pay.
[10:31] Boss
    You can't be that reckless, okay?
[10:33] Uncle
    They've been real worried
    about you, Li'l Jaby.
[10:37] Boss
    Take it easy rescuing folks, too.
[10:40] Nar
    That day, the Great Jahy saved many people
[10:44] Nar
    and retrieved the crystals
    causing their misfortunes.
[10:47] Nar
    Without even knowing it,
    she'd done a lot of philanthropic work.
[10:58] Guy1
    Profits are significantly up this quarter.
[11:00] Guy2
    The chairman would like to see you.
[11:03] Guy3
    All plans are on track.
[11:06] Druj
    I understand.
[11:08] Druj
    Thank you for your report.
[11:11] Guy
    Thank you.
[11:12] All
    Thank you.
[11:18] Nar
    Lately, Druj has been haunted by sorrow.
[11:22] Guy
    President, it's almost time to leave.
[11:25] Guy
    The car is waiting for you.
[11:27] Druj
    I'm coming.
[11:44] Jah
    I need to start planning my strategy for
    the final battle against the magical girl.
[11:49] Jah
    I've got some time until I have to go
    to work, and Kokoro is still at school.
[11:53] Jah
    This is the perf—
[11:54] Druj
    O Great Jahy!
[11:57] Druj
    How wonderful to run into you like this!
[12:00] Druj
    What a perfect day!
[12:03] Jah
    Oh, it's you, Druj.
[12:04] Jah
    What do you want?
[12:06] Druj
    Do forgive me.
[12:08] Druj
    I happened to be on the road for work when
    I spotted you, and I couldn't stop myself!
[12:14] Jah
    I'm in a good mood today.
[12:16] Jah
    Sometimes you gotta pander
    to the underlings.
[12:19] Jah
    Working already, huh? That's commendable.
[12:24] Druj
    Is the Great Jahy p-p-praising me?
[12:28] Jah
    I've got somewhere to be this evening myself.
[12:36] Jah
    What's wrong, Druj?
[12:38] Jah
    Here, this seat's open. Take it.
[12:43] Druj
    M-M-May I really sit next to you, Great Jahy?
[12:50] Druj
    When we were back in the Dark Realm...
[12:53] (Flashback) Jah
    Sit on same kind of chair as me? Outrageous!
[12:56] (Flashback) Jah
    You should be happy you're
    allowed to sit on ground!
[13:00] (Flashback) Jah
    You're a waste of space.
    At least make yourself a flowerpot.
[13:05] Druj
    That's what she said to me!
[13:07] Druj
    Th-Then I'll just be taking this seat...
[13:11] Jah
    Sure.
[13:14] Druj
    By the way, what are you doing here?
[13:21] Jah
    Things have been pretty hectic lately,
    so I'm taking a breather.
[13:25] Druj
    A breather?
[13:28] Jah
    While developing my next plot, of course.
[13:30] Jah
    You should try taking a breather sometimes too.
[13:34] Jah
    It's not good to always keep pushing.
[13:36] Jah
    You'll get exhausted if all you do is work.
[13:39] Druj
    Yes...
[13:44] Druj
    Is the G-Great Jahy expressing
     concern for my well-being?
[13:51] Druj
    Back in the Dark Realm...
[13:56] (Flashback) Druj
    I dug the hole, just like you told me to!
[14:00] (Flashback) Druj
    What should I do now?
[14:02] (Flashback) Jah
    Fill it back up.
[14:04] (Flashback) Druj
    Excuse me?
[14:05] (Flashback) Jah
    Once you dig it, the next
    step is filling it back up.
[14:08] (Flashback) Jah
    Fill it up.
[14:10] (Flashback) Jah
    I want to know what it's like
    to keep doing useless work.
[14:14] Druj
    Your Greatness used to say,
    "You'll die from overwork? Then die!"
[14:18] Druj
    But now this, Your Greatness?!
[14:21] Jah
    H-Huh?
[14:23] Jah
    Did I really say that?
[14:26] Jah
    Well, you know, rest is important.
[14:29] Jah
    You always work too much, Druj.
[14:32] Jah
    You're doing a good job.
[14:34] Druj
    She's blessed me with
    so much encouragement...
[14:38] Druj
    So why?!
[14:39] Druj
    Why do I feel so unsatisfied?!
[14:43] Druj
    In the Dark Realm...
[14:45] (Flashback) Jah
    Do it all over, you moron.
[14:48] (Flashback) Jah
    Didn't you hear what I said?!
[14:49] (Flashback) Jah
    It's all wrong!
[14:51] Druj
    She used to scold me because
    everything I did was wrong.
[14:55] Druj
    But ever since we were shunted here...
[15:02] Druj
    Your Greatness, I believe you've changed
    since coming to the human realm.
[15:07] Jah
    Huh?
[15:12] Jah
    Did I say something wrong?
[15:15] Jah
    I've been spinning tale after tale
    to save face in front of Druj...
[15:19] Jah
    Did she finally figure me out?!
[15:22] Jah
    Come to think of it,
[15:23] Jah
    I never spent time outside relaxing
    in the barren Dark Realm.
[15:30] (Flashback) Demons
    Please enjoy yourself, O Great Jahy!
[15:34] (Flashback) Jah
    What boring scenery.
[15:38] Jah
    I've clearly been downgraded...
[15:40] Druj
    Your Greatness, in the past, you...
[15:42] Jah
    Wait, Druj!
[15:43] Jah
    I want to clear things up
    since you seem to have the wrong idea.
[15:46] Jah
    I'm only here because I don't want you
    to feel obligated to do anything extra.
[15:51] Jah
    If it was an overly extravagant place,
    you wouldn't be able to relax, right?
[16:09] Jah
    What?
[16:10] Jah
    Was I wrong?
[16:11] Jah
    About what, though?
[16:16] Jah
    What is it?
[16:17] Jah
    Which one of my lies did she figure out?
[16:19] Jah
    That I'm completely broke?
[16:21] Jah
    That I'm only a waitress
    at the pub I don't actually own?
[16:25] Jah
    Or could it be...
[16:30] Jah
    Did she figure out that I haven't
    really defeated the magical girl?!
[16:38] Druj
    Your Greatness, in the past, you...
[16:41] Druj
    In the past, I what?
[16:42] Druj
    In the past, you were more...
[16:45] Jah
    More what?
[16:46] Druj
    More...
[16:47] Jah
    More what?!
[16:49] Druj
    More!
[16:51] Jah
    More?
[16:55] Jah
    Wait, Druj!
[16:56] Jah
    Things have happened—
[16:57] Druj
    You generously treated me more like a slave!
[17:09] Jah
    Like a slave?
[17:11] Druj
    Things have happened?
[17:14] Jah
    What are you talking about?
[17:16] Druj
    Please forgive me, Great Jahy!
[17:19] Druj
    Yet still, I cannot forget the past!
[17:23] Druj
    You generously used to treat me
    like trash. Like a dirty rag.
[17:30] Druj
    Like a used, crumpled-up tissue.
[17:32] Druj
    Like a rotten cucumber left in the fridge.
[17:35] Druj
    Like the slimy grime in a drain!
[17:40] Druj
    And yet...
[17:42] Druj
    ever since coming to the human realm...
[17:44] Druj
    Maybe it's because
    you've taken human underlings,
[17:48] Druj
    but you've grown more and more kind.
[17:52] Druj
    It's almost like you're becoming more human.
[17:57] Druj
    I can't help but feel that way...
[18:01] Druj
    So please, Your Greatness, scold me!
[18:05] Druj
    Treat me like livestock!
[18:07] Druj
    Treat me like you did back in the Dark Realm!
[18:15] Jah
    Gross.
[18:23] Druj
    This! That's it!
[18:25] Druj
    That cold, judgmental stare
    is the Great Jahy I love!
[18:34] Jah
    Oh, that's right.
[18:35] Jah
    Since I've been seeing her do so well,
    I'd completely forgotten...
[18:42] Jah
    This is what she's really like.
[18:46] (Flashback) Jah
    Fill it back up!
[18:47] (Flashback) Druj
    Yes! Right away!
[18:52] (Flashback) Jah
    You moron.
[18:54] (Flashback) Jah
    Didn't you hear what I said?
[18:56] (Flashback) Jah
    It's all wrong!
[19:05] Jah
    She laps up all my orders and abuse...
[19:10] Jah
    What an idiot.
[19:12] Druj
    Thank you so much!
[19:14] Druj
    I see that you're still the Great Jahy I know.
[19:16] Druj
    What a relief!
[19:19] Druj
    Oh, right... Earlier, you mentioned
    that some things have happened.
[19:24] Druj
    What did you mean by that?
[19:27] Jah
    That's none of your business.
[19:29] Jah
    You think I'd tell you everything?
[19:33] Jah
    Know your place!
[19:36] Druj
    I am deeply sorry!
[19:38] Druj
    I shouldn't have asked.
[19:40] Druj
    What's more, I've robbed you
    of your precious time.
[19:45] Druj
    I think I should be going now.
[19:50] Jah
    You couldn't be more wrong.
[19:53] Jah
    Me, growing kind? Affected by the humans?
[19:57] Jah
    Idiotic.
[19:59] Jah
    That will never happen.
[20:01] Jah
    Don't worry, Druj.
[20:07] Jah
    I am the Great Jahy,
    second-in-command of the Dark Realm.
[20:14] Druj
    I had the wrong impression...
[20:16] Druj
    Of course you would never change.
[20:19] Druj
    You shall stay on top,
     even here in the human world!
[20:26] Druj
    I shall continue to follow and serve you!
[20:36] Jah
    Druj...
[20:39] Kok
    Great Jahy!
[20:41] Jah
    Hey, Kokoro! Is school over?
[20:44] Kok
    Yeah! Let's go look for mana crystals.
[20:46] Jah
    Sure!
[20:48] Nar
    The Great Jahy narrowly managed
    to keep Druj's respect for her.
[22:29] txt
    Maou.
[22:31] Nar
    The time has come.
[22:33] Boss
    Hy-chan...
[22:36] Jah
    I'm going.
[22:39] Boss
    Did you pack bandages?
[22:40] Boss
    Tissues and your handkerchief?
[22:42] Boss
    I made some rice balls.
    You should take them.
[22:45] Jah
    Don't you know where I'm going?!
[22:48] Land
    So you eat them on the spot?
[22:50] Boss
    You're going to see the magical girl, right?
[22:54] Jah
    I'm getting my mana crystal back.
[22:57] Boss
    Good luck!
[23:03] Jah
    Don't worry.
[23:04] Jah
    I'm going to win for sure.
[23:06] Land
    You got rice on your face.
[23:12] Nar
    It's the Great Jahy against the magical girl!
[23:14] Nar
    The hour of the final battle draws near!
[23:18] txt
    Next Time
[23:18] txt
    The Magical Girl Will Not Fight!