E3 - The Great Jahy Can't Brag

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[00:01] nar
    The Great Jahy is the Dark Realm's
    second-in-command,
[00:04] nar
    and she is most proud!
[00:06] dem
    O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy!
[00:10] dru
    O Great Jahy!
[00:12] Nar
    Noble!
[00:14] Nar
    Beautiful!
[00:16] jah
    Hey, you.
[00:19] jah
    Where do you think you're looking?
[00:23] jah
    What? Is that defiance I see?
[00:26] Guy
    D-Defiance from me? Never!
[00:29] jah
    What? You dare talk back to me?
[00:33] Guy
    I-I beg your forgiveness, O Great Jahy!
[00:37] Guy
    Forgive me!
[00:45] Nar
    Feared across the Dark Realm,
    she is revered by all!
[00:49] Nar
    Or she* was*!
[00:51] jah
    Come on in!
[01:08] txt
    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:09] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:10] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:10] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:11] txt
    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:12] txt
    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[02:23] txt
    Craft Pub
    Maou.
[02:25] jah
    Thank you for waiting!
[02:27] titl
    Restoration Plan No. 3
    
    The Great Jahy Can't Brag...
[02:28] jah
    What's going on today?
[02:30] jah
    I feel more nimble than usual.
[02:42] jah
    Go on, revere and admire me.
[02:46] boss
    I've never seen a mana
    crystal this big before!
[02:49] jah
    Right?
[02:50] boss
    From now on, please allow me to call you
     Your Greatness instead of Hy-chan!
[02:57] boss
    Hy-chan?
[02:58] jah
    What's this? What happened
    to "Your Greatness"?
[03:00] boss
    That thing on your chest...
[03:02] jah
    Oh, this?
[03:03] jah
    It's no big deal, you know?
[03:05] jah
    I finally managed to get
     my hands on it myself...
[03:08] jah
    My first step to restoring the Dark Realm.
[03:12] boss
    It's dangerous because it just gets
    in the way. Please go drop it off at home.
[03:15] jah
    What?!
[03:17] jah
    You're right, b-but you've got it all wrong!
[03:20] jah
    My power comes from mana crystals.
[03:22] jah
    With one this big, I shan't return
    to that kiddie form again!
[03:27] jah
    How awesome is that?
[03:29] boss
    You don't say.
[03:30] jah
    What is that supposed to mean?!
[03:31] boss
    Woman!
[03:32] boss
    Do you not understand how incredible it is
[03:34] boss
    to have a mana crystal of this size?
[03:37] boss
    With... one this big...
[03:40] boss
    I can work until last call!
[03:42] boss
    Wow, really?
[03:44] boss
    Then maybe I'll ask you to tough
    it out until the end today.
[03:47] boss
    Just leave it to me.
[03:48] boss
    It'll be nothing!
[04:10] jah
    Huh?
[04:12] jah
    Why am I even working?
[04:14] jah
    Did I maintain this form so I could work?
[04:19] jah
    No... I didn't!
[04:21] jah
    I haven't been searching for
    mana crystals for this*!
[04:24] jah
    It was so I could rebuild the Dark Realm!
[04:26] jah
    That's what all my hard work has been for!
[04:28] boss
    Having you around
     until last call was a big help.
[04:32] boss
    Your mana crystal really is something.
[04:36] jah
    It really is!
[04:38] jah
    I could do this in my sleep!
[04:40] jah
    In fact, I could even keep working!
[04:42] jah
    Right now, I could do anything!
[04:45] jah
    And it's all thanks to getting
     my hands on this giant mana crystal.
[04:48] boss
    Anything, really? Wow...
[04:51] boss
    Could you get that slimy gunk
     out of the drain?
[04:54] jah
    What?!
[04:55] boss
    I knew it. Not even a mana
    crystal could fix that.
[04:58] boss
    I just can't seem to get rid of it...
[05:04] jah
    There is nothing my mana crystal cannot do!
[05:07] boss
    Amazing! That pesky gunk is
    fading away before my eyes!
[05:11] boss
    Next, there's that grease on the stove hood.
[05:13] jah
    I got it!
[05:14] jah
    What do you think of my
    mana crystal's power now?!
[05:17] boss
    Just amazing!
[05:19] boss
    What about the cigarette smell?
[05:21] jah
    Consider it expunged!
[05:23] boss
    And the trays that are all sticky from beer?
[05:26] jah
    Fresh and clean!
[05:28] jah
    I'm not here to fix everything for you!
[05:29] jah
    Don't make me use my mana crystal
     for such trivial things!
[05:32] boss
    I'm sorry.
[05:34] boss
    We've just been so understaffed and
    I couldn't get any of this done.
[05:36] jah
    Hire more people! Hire more!
[05:39] jah
    All right, listen well.
[05:40] jah
    Mana crystals are my last
    remaining tie to the Dark Lord.
[05:46] jah
    My goal is to gather them up
    and restore the Dark Realm.
[05:51] jah
    They can do far more than maintain
    this form or clean the ventilator hood.
[05:57] jah
    They can be used to hurt people, too.
[06:00] jah
    You had best not anger me
    if you know what's good for you.
[06:05] jah
    Oh, no! I'm back in kiddie form!
[06:08] jah
    Are you telling me...
    its magic power ran out?
[06:12] jah
    Already? Even with a mana crystal this size?
[06:16] jah
    This is your fault!
[06:18] jah
    It's because you made me do
    all that pointless stuff!
[06:21] boss
    I'm very sorry, Hy-chan.
[06:23] boss
    But I love it when you're small.
     You're so adorable.
[06:27] jah
    How dare you?!
[06:29] boss
    I like you when you're big, too, of course.
[06:31] jah
    That's not the point!
[06:33] boss
    Oh, wait, you can't go home alone
    at this hour looking like that.
[06:38] boss
    I'll take you, okay?
[06:40] jah
    Do not treat me like a child!
[06:44] jah
    This sucks.
[06:45] jah
    She doesn't understand how amazing this*
    mana crystal is, or how magnificent I am!
[06:51] jah
    How depressing...
[06:53] jah
    Wait, there's her*!
[06:57] dru
    An invitation to tea from
    the Great Jahy is such an honor!
[07:01] dru
    And you even came to my place to get me!
[07:04] jah
    Yes, well, I was feeling generous.
[07:08] jah
    So, how have you been doing?
[07:10] jah
    How's the mana crystal
    collecting coming along?
[07:14] dru
    To be honest, it's not going so well...
[07:18] jah
    I see. Well, I suppose I
    could say I'm doing all right.
[07:24] dru
    Your Greatness, that mana crystal...
[07:26] jah
    Finally!
[07:27] dru
    It's so big and spectacular!
[07:29] dru
    I'd expect no less from you.
[07:32] jah
    This is it! This is what*
    I've been waiting for!
[07:36] dru
    One that large must hold
    a considerable amount of power.
[07:39] jah
    Yes, indeed.
[07:40] dru
    I didn't know there were
    still mana crystals so big!
[07:43] dru
    Attaining it must have been quite an ordeal.
[07:46] jah
    An ordeal? Please, you must be joking.
[07:49] jah
    As if such a thing would be difficult
    for the Dark Realm's second-in-command!
[07:54] dru
    You're outstanding!
[07:56] jah
    It may have been an ordeal for you,
    but for me, it was child's play.
[08:01] dru
    All hail the Great Jahy,
    second-in-command of the Dark Realm!
[08:04] dru
    Actually, now that the Dark Realm
     has been destroyed...
[08:07] dru
    I believe you must be the top dog!
[08:10] dru
    I am in such awe of you!
[08:12] jah
    Yes! She's saying everything I wanted to hear!
[08:16] jah
    This is the absolute best!
[08:19] dru
    By the way, where did you
    find that mana crystal?
[08:24] jah
    Well, you know... it was...
[08:27] jah
    I can't tell her I found it the hills nearby.
    That's so underwhelming.
[08:34] jah
    That day, I sensed a faint
    trace of magical power.
[08:37] jah
    It lead me to a deep forest far from here.
[08:40] dru
    Don't tell me!
[08:41] dru
    You mean the Sea of Trees,
    from which no man leaves alive?!
[08:46] jah
    The what? Where?
[08:47] jah
    Th-That was just the place!
    The Sea of Something-or-Other...
[08:51] jah
    In reality, it was just that
    practically barren little mountain.
[08:54] dru
    I knew it.
[08:56] dru
    I still haven't managed to set foot
     in those uncharted lands.
[09:00] jah
    There, I was attacked
    by a huge, monstrous bird,
[09:03] jah
    the likes of which you'd
    never see in the Dark Realm.
[09:05] dru
    I can't believe it!
[09:06] dru
    You braved such peril!
[09:11] jah
    Well, by "monstrous bird,"
    I really mean a crow.
[09:14] dru
    And here I was, carelessly and
    completely ignorant of all this...
[09:17] dru
    Bad Druj! Bad! Bad, bad, bad!
[09:20] jah
    Nevertheless, I...
[09:21] dru
    You defeated it?!
[09:27] dru
    How I would've loved to be there
    and behold your victory!
[09:32] dru
    I apologize.
[09:34] dru
    You needn't say a word.
     I understand perfectly.
[09:39] dru
    You must have killed it
    in such a gruesome manner
[09:41] dru
    that its remains were
    completely unrecognizable!
[09:44] dru
    Your imagination is what's gruesome.
[09:47] jah
    However, there wasn't just one of those birds!
[09:51] jah
    The beast had its loathsome brood with it.
[09:54] jah
    And I exterminated every last one of them!
[09:59] jah
    I will save you!
[10:02] dru
    How wonderfully brutal!
[10:04] dru
    That is how the the Great Jahy
     of the Dark Realm does it!
[10:07] dru
    How all demons should!
[10:09] dru
    I just can't stop tingling!
[10:12] jah
    I might have overshot on this one.
[10:15] dru
    If only I could have recorded you in action!
[10:18] dru
    You must have been a fearsome sight!
[10:22] jah
    I'd never let anyone record that!
[10:25] jah
    Well, anyway, when I inspected
    the bird's nest afterward,
[10:28] jah
    I found this huge mana crystal in it.
[10:32] dru
    Incredible!
[10:34] jah
    I exaggerated quite a bit,
[10:37] jah
    but it looks like Druj is
    plenty convinced, so whatever.
[10:41] dru
    I see. So that's just a small piece of it.
[10:44] dru
    The one you acquired
     must have been even larger.
[10:49] dru
    After all, it came from the nest of a bird
    bigger than any monster in the Dark Realm.
[10:53] dru
    Even a peon like me can tell
    it must be too large to haul around.
[10:58] jah
    Huh?
[10:59] dru
    We're that much closer to
    restoring the Dark Realm now!
[11:02] dru
    I knew you could do it, Your Greatness!
[11:04] jah
    Y-Yeah...
[11:05] jah
    This is the only haul I got...
[11:09] dru
    I'm a bit relieved now.
[11:12] dru
    When I saw that your form had
    changed here in the human world,
[11:16] dru
    I was a little worried that
     you may have changed inside, as well...
[11:24] dru
    But after hearing your story today,
[11:26] dru
    I'm sure now that the cruel, ruthless
    Great Jahy is alive and well.
[11:32] dru
    It's only affirmed for me...
[11:35] dru
    that you truly are a paragon
     for all the Dark Realm.
[11:38] txt
    PANG
[11:41] dru
    Compared to you, I haven't collected
    nearly enough mana crystals yet.
[11:46] jah
    Is that so? It seems to me
     that you're working hard.
[11:50] dru
    What a kind thing to say!
[11:53] jah
    Well, I wouldn't mind giving you some advice.
[11:56] dru
    Really?!
[11:57] dru
    I've collected so little compared
    to you, so it's embarrassing.
[12:03] dru
    I've only gathered
    a single truckload this month.
[12:06] jah
    A whole truckload?!
[12:08] dru
    At this rate, reviving the Dark Realm
    is but a dream within a dream!
[12:13] jah
    So you have more than the ones
     on display at your place?
[12:16] dru
    Oh, I like the look of those,
    so I use them as decorations.
[12:20] jah
    Decorations?!
[12:27] dru
    Y-Your Greatness?
[12:29] jah
    And here I was, rejoicing over
    this tiny, pathetic crystal...
[12:35] dru
    Your Greatness?!
[12:36] dru
    I-I'm so sorry!
[12:37] dru
    Because of my incompetence, I've only
    collected this puny amount of mana crystals.
[12:42] dru
    Your Greatness!
[12:43] dru
    Direct your wrath at me! Please! I need it!
[12:47] Sign
    Open
[12:50] jah
    Why am I even doing this?
[12:53] dru
    Your Greatness?
[13:00] dru
    May I ask what you are
    doing in a place like this?
[13:07] jah
    Druj?!
[13:08] jah
    Why is she here?!
[13:10] jah
    She's the one person
    who should never see this!
[13:14] jah
    I, the Great Jahy, overlord of all the
    Dark Realm, am now working for a human.
[13:20] jah
    She absolutely, positively cannot see this!
[13:23] dru
    Oh? I see you're wearing an apron today.
[13:27] dru
    Pub... Maou?
[13:31] dru
    Don't tell me...
[13:32] jah
    Indeed. This is my place.
[13:35] dru
    I knew it!
[13:37] dru
    So you're running a gastronomy business.
[13:39] jah
    Well, this is just a small part.
[13:42] jah
    Honestly, I wouldn't bother
    with such a rundown place,
[13:46] jah
    but it's all to gather information
    about mana crystals.
[13:51] jah
    Additionally, this is a way
    to take money from the humans.
[13:57] jah
    Ugh, I keep talking without thinking first!
[14:01] dru
    You are beyond compare, Your Greatness!
[14:03] dru
    You plan not only to lord over the
    Dark Realm, but the human world, as well!
[14:10] jah
    W-Well, something like that.
[14:12] jah
    I need to get her away from here posthaste.
[14:14] dru
    Your Greatness, please allow me to study
    the inner workings of this place!
[14:20] jah
    I-It's a real shame, but we're closed today.
[14:25] dru
    Closed?
[14:28] jah
    But you can come by some other day!
[14:30] jah
    Preferably never!
[14:32] boss
    Oh?
[14:33] boss
    Do we have a customer?
[14:34] boss
    Please come in!
[14:35] jah
    Why did you come out?!
[14:37] dru
    Oh, no, I'm just...
[14:39] boss
    Oh, are you one of Hy-chan's friends?
[14:43] dru
    "Hy-chan"?
[14:49] jah
    Druj, control your powers!
[14:51] dru
    But she called you, the Great Jahy...
[14:55] jah
    My name is just too flashy
    here in the human world.
[14:58] jah
    I ordered her to call me Hy-chan here.
[15:02] dru
    I-I see.
[15:04] dru
    Do pardon me. My name is Dojima.
[15:06] dru
    I am a former underling
    of the Great... Hy-chan.
[15:09] boss
    My, how polite.
[15:12] boss
    I happen to be the own—
[15:13] jah
    An employee!
[15:15] jah
    Because no matter how you look at her,
     she's obviously an employee!
[15:18] boss
    What's the matter, Hy-chan?
[15:20] jah
    Please! I need you to pretend that I'm the
    owner of this place, just for today!
[15:25] boss
    Why, though? Lying is bad.
[15:28] jah
    Please, I'm begging you!
[15:30] boss
    But why? What's the reason?
[15:32] jah
    The reason is...
[15:33] dru
    Excuse me... What are you two talking about?
[15:37] boss
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[15:38] boss
    You came all this way, so why not
    come in and have something to eat?
[15:41] jah
    What?!
[15:43] dru
    Is that really all right?
[15:44] jah
    I was just telling her to show you the place.
[15:47] dru
    Oh, sorry for the bother when you're closed.
[15:51] boss
    What? We're not closed today. We're op—
[15:53] jah
    Please, just shut up!
[16:00] dru
    I've never been in such a
    low-brow restaurant before,
[16:04] dru
    but the interior is quite charming.
[16:07] jah
    It certainly is.
[16:08] boss
    Hy-chan, please take her drink order.
[16:13] dru
    Did she... just give
    the Great Jahy a command?
[16:16] jah
    She didn't, she didn't!
    She didn't do nothing!
[16:20] jah
    I told her before that
    she should stay out of it
[16:23] jah
    because I would personally take your order.
[16:25] boss
    What an absolute honor!
[16:27] boss
    Then I'll take a draft beer...
[16:30] jah
    One draft beer!
[16:31] jah
    This is so exhausting.
[16:34] jah
    Here's your draft beer and a snack.
[16:37] dru
    The Great Jahy brought this just for me!
[16:42] dru
    Thank you so much!
    I'm most looking forward to this.
[16:52] dru
    Your Greatness...
[16:54] dru
    You know, I've sampled many dishes
    since coming to the human world,
[17:00] dru
    but what you brought me is the
    most delicious thing I've ever tasted!
[17:06] jah
    Druj...
[17:12] jah
    Is that right? Then order up!
    Today is my treat.
[17:16] dru
    It would be my pleasure and delight.
[17:18] jah
    I recommend the fried chicken
     and the sweet omelet.
[17:21] jah
    The seafood's good, too.
[17:24] dru
    It's so good!
[17:27] dru
    So good!
[17:29] dru
    This is good, too!
[17:33] dru
    Your Greatness, these are all delicious!
[17:37] jah
    This... isn't so bad.
[17:41] jah
    Maybe hearing people talk
    like that is really why I work.
[17:47] dru
    Thank you for the food!
[17:50] dru
    Your Greatness, that was an incredible meal.
[17:53] jah
    I'm glad to hear that.
    You're welcome anytime.
[17:56] dru
    Thank you!
[18:10] boss
    Hy-chan.
[18:12] boss
    Here's the bill.
[18:15] txt
    Special offal stew
[18:15] txt
    Total
[18:15] txt
    Sales tax
[18:15] txt
    Total items
[18:19] boss
    I was surprised you offered to treat her.
[18:22] jah
    This is three days' pay!
[18:26] Nar
    She may have maintained her pride
    as the Dark Realm's second-in-command,
[18:29] Nar
    but the Great Jahy's wallet
    suffered a great blow!
[18:36] jah
    She ate so much...
[20:37] txt
    The Great Space Pirate Jahy*!!
[20:38] Nar
    Space: the last remaining
    unclaimed holy ground.
[20:42] Nar
    Right now, a fierce battle is
    unfolding to take control of it!
[20:48] jah
    Fire the Dark Realm energy cannon!
[21:01] jah
    Look at that, Druj! Now those
    are some pretty fireworks!
[21:05] dru
    All hail the Great Jahy!
[21:07] jah
    The cosmos belong to me,
    Great Space Pirate Jahy!
[21:12] dru
    Indeed! You rule the universe!
[21:15] own
    Or does she?
[21:23] jah
    It's... the landlord from
    Planet Craparment!
[21:26] own
    Space Pirate Jahy!
[21:28] own
    I'm here to collect the rental fee on*
    your ship, and today you will pay!
[21:33] dru
    How dare you spew this nonsense?!
[21:35] jah
    There, there, Druj.
[21:38] jah
    What are you talking about?
[21:39] jah
    This is certifiably my battleship.
[21:43] own
    Trying to pull a fast one on me now?
[21:45] own
    It takes gall to be that brazen when you're
     months and months behind on payments!
[21:51] own
    Pay up!
[21:52] jah
    Look, Druj. Space is beautiful today.
[21:55] dru
    It truly is, Your Greatness.
[21:57] jah
    Well, let's go home and get something to eat.
[21:59] dru
    I was thinking we should have
    omelet rice tonight, Dark Realm style.
[22:03] jah
    Hey, that sounds good.
[22:05] own
    All right, I've had about enough!
[22:07] own
    Prepare the energy cannon!
[22:12] jah
    Druj, warp!
[22:13] dru
    Aye!
[22:14] own
    You're not getting away!
[22:24] jah
    Excellent helmsmanship!
[22:26] dru
    You honor me!
[22:28] own
    Damn, the fact that it's my
    battleship made me hesitate...
[22:32] own
    But not again!
[22:33] own
    I won't miss this time!
[22:39] dru
    This is bad! The previous attack
    damaged the warp system!
[22:43] jah
    What?
[22:44] dru
    Warp drive offline! Warp drive offline!
[22:48] jah
    It's coming! Return fire!
[22:50] dru
    Aye!
[22:56] jah
    Another shot!
[22:59] own
    That's my line!
[23:08] boss
    Stop this at once!
[23:16] jah
    What?!
[23:19] jah
    That's...
[23:23] own
    The space police!
[23:31] txt
    To be continued?!
[23:34] txt
    Next Time
[23:34] txt
    Saurva Never Slips Up?