E3 - The Great Jahy Can't Brag Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] nar     The Great Jahy is the Dark Realm's     second-in-command, [00:04] nar     and she is most proud! [00:06] dem     O Great Jahy! O Great Jahy! [00:10] dru     O Great Jahy! [00:12] Nar     Noble! [00:14] Nar     Beautiful! [00:16] jah     Hey, you. [00:19] jah     Where do you think you're looking? [00:23] jah     What? Is that defiance I see? [00:26] Guy     D-Defiance from me? Never! [00:29] jah     What? You dare talk back to me? [00:33] Guy     I-I beg your forgiveness, O Great Jahy! [00:37] Guy     Forgive me! [00:45] Nar     Feared across the Dark Realm,     she is revered by all! [00:49] Nar     Or she* was*! [00:51] jah     Come on in! [01:08] txt     fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:09] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:10] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:10] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:11] txt     pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [01:12] txt     fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated! [02:23] txt     Craft Pub     Maou. [02:25] jah     Thank you for waiting! [02:27] titl     Restoration Plan No. 3          The Great Jahy Can't Brag... [02:28] jah     What's going on today? [02:30] jah     I feel more nimble than usual. [02:42] jah     Go on, revere and admire me. [02:46] boss     I've never seen a mana     crystal this big before! [02:49] jah     Right? [02:50] boss     From now on, please allow me to call you      Your Greatness instead of Hy-chan! [02:57] boss     Hy-chan? [02:58] jah     What's this? What happened     to "Your Greatness"? [03:00] boss     That thing on your chest... [03:02] jah     Oh, this? [03:03] jah     It's no big deal, you know? [03:05] jah     I finally managed to get      my hands on it myself... [03:08] jah     My first step to restoring the Dark Realm. [03:12] boss     It's dangerous because it just gets     in the way. Please go drop it off at home. [03:15] jah     What?! [03:17] jah     You're right, b-but you've got it all wrong! [03:20] jah     My power comes from mana crystals. [03:22] jah     With one this big, I shan't return     to that kiddie form again! [03:27] jah     How awesome is that? [03:29] boss     You don't say. [03:30] jah     What is that supposed to mean?! [03:31] boss     Woman! [03:32] boss     Do you not understand how incredible it is [03:34] boss     to have a mana crystal of this size? [03:37] boss     With... one this big... [03:40] boss     I can work until last call! [03:42] boss     Wow, really? [03:44] boss     Then maybe I'll ask you to tough     it out until the end today. [03:47] boss     Just leave it to me. [03:48] boss     It'll be nothing! [04:10] jah     Huh? [04:12] jah     Why am I even working? [04:14] jah     Did I maintain this form so I could work? [04:19] jah     No... I didn't! [04:21] jah     I haven't been searching for     mana crystals for this*! [04:24] jah     It was so I could rebuild the Dark Realm! [04:26] jah     That's what all my hard work has been for! [04:28] boss     Having you around      until last call was a big help. [04:32] boss     Your mana crystal really is something. [04:36] jah     It really is! [04:38] jah     I could do this in my sleep! [04:40] jah     In fact, I could even keep working! [04:42] jah     Right now, I could do anything! [04:45] jah     And it's all thanks to getting      my hands on this giant mana crystal. [04:48] boss     Anything, really? Wow... [04:51] boss     Could you get that slimy gunk      out of the drain? [04:54] jah     What?! [04:55] boss     I knew it. Not even a mana     crystal could fix that. [04:58] boss     I just can't seem to get rid of it... [05:04] jah     There is nothing my mana crystal cannot do! [05:07] boss     Amazing! That pesky gunk is     fading away before my eyes! [05:11] boss     Next, there's that grease on the stove hood. [05:13] jah     I got it! [05:14] jah     What do you think of my     mana crystal's power now?! [05:17] boss     Just amazing! [05:19] boss     What about the cigarette smell? [05:21] jah     Consider it expunged! [05:23] boss     And the trays that are all sticky from beer? [05:26] jah     Fresh and clean! [05:28] jah     I'm not here to fix everything for you! [05:29] jah     Don't make me use my mana crystal      for such trivial things! [05:32] boss     I'm sorry. [05:34] boss     We've just been so understaffed and     I couldn't get any of this done. [05:36] jah     Hire more people! Hire more! [05:39] jah     All right, listen well. [05:40] jah     Mana crystals are my last     remaining tie to the Dark Lord. [05:46] jah     My goal is to gather them up     and restore the Dark Realm. [05:51] jah     They can do far more than maintain     this form or clean the ventilator hood. [05:57] jah     They can be used to hurt people, too. [06:00] jah     You had best not anger me     if you know what's good for you. [06:05] jah     Oh, no! I'm back in kiddie form! [06:08] jah     Are you telling me...     its magic power ran out? [06:12] jah     Already? Even with a mana crystal this size? [06:16] jah     This is your fault! [06:18] jah     It's because you made me do     all that pointless stuff! [06:21] boss     I'm very sorry, Hy-chan. [06:23] boss     But I love it when you're small.      You're so adorable. [06:27] jah     How dare you?! [06:29] boss     I like you when you're big, too, of course. [06:31] jah     That's not the point! [06:33] boss     Oh, wait, you can't go home alone     at this hour looking like that. [06:38] boss     I'll take you, okay? [06:40] jah     Do not treat me like a child! [06:44] jah     This sucks. [06:45] jah     She doesn't understand how amazing this*     mana crystal is, or how magnificent I am! [06:51] jah     How depressing... [06:53] jah     Wait, there's her*! [06:57] dru     An invitation to tea from     the Great Jahy is such an honor! [07:01] dru     And you even came to my place to get me! [07:04] jah     Yes, well, I was feeling generous. [07:08] jah     So, how have you been doing? [07:10] jah     How's the mana crystal     collecting coming along? [07:14] dru     To be honest, it's not going so well... [07:18] jah     I see. Well, I suppose I     could say I'm doing all right. [07:24] dru     Your Greatness, that mana crystal... [07:26] jah     Finally! [07:27] dru     It's so big and spectacular! [07:29] dru     I'd expect no less from you. [07:32] jah     This is it! This is what*     I've been waiting for! [07:36] dru     One that large must hold     a considerable amount of power. [07:39] jah     Yes, indeed. [07:40] dru     I didn't know there were     still mana crystals so big! [07:43] dru     Attaining it must have been quite an ordeal. [07:46] jah     An ordeal? Please, you must be joking. [07:49] jah     As if such a thing would be difficult     for the Dark Realm's second-in-command! [07:54] dru     You're outstanding! [07:56] jah     It may have been an ordeal for you,     but for me, it was child's play. [08:01] dru     All hail the Great Jahy,     second-in-command of the Dark Realm! [08:04] dru     Actually, now that the Dark Realm      has been destroyed... [08:07] dru     I believe you must be the top dog! [08:10] dru     I am in such awe of you! [08:12] jah     Yes! She's saying everything I wanted to hear! [08:16] jah     This is the absolute best! [08:19] dru     By the way, where did you     find that mana crystal? [08:24] jah     Well, you know... it was... [08:27] jah     I can't tell her I found it the hills nearby.     That's so underwhelming. [08:34] jah     That day, I sensed a faint     trace of magical power. [08:37] jah     It lead me to a deep forest far from here. [08:40] dru     Don't tell me! [08:41] dru     You mean the Sea of Trees,     from which no man leaves alive?! [08:46] jah     The what? Where? [08:47] jah     Th-That was just the place!     The Sea of Something-or-Other... [08:51] jah     In reality, it was just that     practically barren little mountain. [08:54] dru     I knew it. [08:56] dru     I still haven't managed to set foot      in those uncharted lands. [09:00] jah     There, I was attacked     by a huge, monstrous bird, [09:03] jah     the likes of which you'd     never see in the Dark Realm. [09:05] dru     I can't believe it! [09:06] dru     You braved such peril! [09:11] jah     Well, by "monstrous bird,"     I really mean a crow. [09:14] dru     And here I was, carelessly and     completely ignorant of all this... [09:17] dru     Bad Druj! Bad! Bad, bad, bad! [09:20] jah     Nevertheless, I... [09:21] dru     You defeated it?! [09:27] dru     How I would've loved to be there     and behold your victory! [09:32] dru     I apologize. [09:34] dru     You needn't say a word.      I understand perfectly. [09:39] dru     You must have killed it     in such a gruesome manner [09:41] dru     that its remains were     completely unrecognizable! [09:44] dru     Your imagination is what's gruesome. [09:47] jah     However, there wasn't just one of those birds! [09:51] jah     The beast had its loathsome brood with it. [09:54] jah     And I exterminated every last one of them! [09:59] jah     I will save you! [10:02] dru     How wonderfully brutal! [10:04] dru     That is how the the Great Jahy      of the Dark Realm does it! [10:07] dru     How all demons should! [10:09] dru     I just can't stop tingling! [10:12] jah     I might have overshot on this one. [10:15] dru     If only I could have recorded you in action! [10:18] dru     You must have been a fearsome sight! [10:22] jah     I'd never let anyone record that! [10:25] jah     Well, anyway, when I inspected     the bird's nest afterward, [10:28] jah     I found this huge mana crystal in it. [10:32] dru     Incredible! [10:34] jah     I exaggerated quite a bit, [10:37] jah     but it looks like Druj is     plenty convinced, so whatever. [10:41] dru     I see. So that's just a small piece of it. [10:44] dru     The one you acquired      must have been even larger. [10:49] dru     After all, it came from the nest of a bird     bigger than any monster in the Dark Realm. [10:53] dru     Even a peon like me can tell     it must be too large to haul around. [10:58] jah     Huh? [10:59] dru     We're that much closer to     restoring the Dark Realm now! [11:02] dru     I knew you could do it, Your Greatness! [11:04] jah     Y-Yeah... [11:05] jah     This is the only haul I got... [11:09] dru     I'm a bit relieved now. [11:12] dru     When I saw that your form had     changed here in the human world, [11:16] dru     I was a little worried that      you may have changed inside, as well... [11:24] dru     But after hearing your story today, [11:26] dru     I'm sure now that the cruel, ruthless     Great Jahy is alive and well. [11:32] dru     It's only affirmed for me... [11:35] dru     that you truly are a paragon      for all the Dark Realm. [11:38] txt     PANG [11:41] dru     Compared to you, I haven't collected     nearly enough mana crystals yet. [11:46] jah     Is that so? It seems to me      that you're working hard. [11:50] dru     What a kind thing to say! [11:53] jah     Well, I wouldn't mind giving you some advice. [11:56] dru     Really?! [11:57] dru     I've collected so little compared     to you, so it's embarrassing. [12:03] dru     I've only gathered     a single truckload this month. [12:06] jah     A whole truckload?! [12:08] dru     At this rate, reviving the Dark Realm     is but a dream within a dream! [12:13] jah     So you have more than the ones      on display at your place? [12:16] dru     Oh, I like the look of those,     so I use them as decorations. [12:20] jah     Decorations?! [12:27] dru     Y-Your Greatness? [12:29] jah     And here I was, rejoicing over     this tiny, pathetic crystal... [12:35] dru     Your Greatness?! [12:36] dru     I-I'm so sorry! [12:37] dru     Because of my incompetence, I've only     collected this puny amount of mana crystals. [12:42] dru     Your Greatness! [12:43] dru     Direct your wrath at me! Please! I need it! [12:47] Sign     Open [12:50] jah     Why am I even doing this? [12:53] dru     Your Greatness? [13:00] dru     May I ask what you are     doing in a place like this? [13:07] jah     Druj?! [13:08] jah     Why is she here?! [13:10] jah     She's the one person     who should never see this! [13:14] jah     I, the Great Jahy, overlord of all the     Dark Realm, am now working for a human. [13:20] jah     She absolutely, positively cannot see this! [13:23] dru     Oh? I see you're wearing an apron today. [13:27] dru     Pub... Maou? [13:31] dru     Don't tell me... [13:32] jah     Indeed. This is my place. [13:35] dru     I knew it! [13:37] dru     So you're running a gastronomy business. [13:39] jah     Well, this is just a small part. [13:42] jah     Honestly, I wouldn't bother     with such a rundown place, [13:46] jah     but it's all to gather information     about mana crystals. [13:51] jah     Additionally, this is a way     to take money from the humans. [13:57] jah     Ugh, I keep talking without thinking first! [14:01] dru     You are beyond compare, Your Greatness! [14:03] dru     You plan not only to lord over the     Dark Realm, but the human world, as well! [14:10] jah     W-Well, something like that. [14:12] jah     I need to get her away from here posthaste. [14:14] dru     Your Greatness, please allow me to study     the inner workings of this place! [14:20] jah     I-It's a real shame, but we're closed today. [14:25] dru     Closed? [14:28] jah     But you can come by some other day! [14:30] jah     Preferably never! [14:32] boss     Oh? [14:33] boss     Do we have a customer? [14:34] boss     Please come in! [14:35] jah     Why did you come out?! [14:37] dru     Oh, no, I'm just... [14:39] boss     Oh, are you one of Hy-chan's friends? [14:43] dru     "Hy-chan"? [14:49] jah     Druj, control your powers! [14:51] dru     But she called you, the Great Jahy... [14:55] jah     My name is just too flashy     here in the human world. [14:58] jah     I ordered her to call me Hy-chan here. [15:02] dru     I-I see. [15:04] dru     Do pardon me. My name is Dojima. [15:06] dru     I am a former underling     of the Great... Hy-chan. [15:09] boss     My, how polite. [15:12] boss     I happen to be the own— [15:13] jah     An employee! [15:15] jah     Because no matter how you look at her,      she's obviously an employee! [15:18] boss     What's the matter, Hy-chan? [15:20] jah     Please! I need you to pretend that I'm the     owner of this place, just for today! [15:25] boss     Why, though? Lying is bad. [15:28] jah     Please, I'm begging you! [15:30] boss     But why? What's the reason? [15:32] jah     The reason is... [15:33] dru     Excuse me... What are you two talking about? [15:37] boss     Oh, I'm sorry. [15:38] boss     You came all this way, so why not     come in and have something to eat? [15:41] jah     What?! [15:43] dru     Is that really all right? [15:44] jah     I was just telling her to show you the place. [15:47] dru     Oh, sorry for the bother when you're closed. [15:51] boss     What? We're not closed today. We're op— [15:53] jah     Please, just shut up! [16:00] dru     I've never been in such a     low-brow restaurant before, [16:04] dru     but the interior is quite charming. [16:07] jah     It certainly is. [16:08] boss     Hy-chan, please take her drink order. [16:13] dru     Did she... just give     the Great Jahy a command? [16:16] jah     She didn't, she didn't!     She didn't do nothing! [16:20] jah     I told her before that     she should stay out of it [16:23] jah     because I would personally take your order. [16:25] boss     What an absolute honor! [16:27] boss     Then I'll take a draft beer... [16:30] jah     One draft beer! [16:31] jah     This is so exhausting. [16:34] jah     Here's your draft beer and a snack. [16:37] dru     The Great Jahy brought this just for me! [16:42] dru     Thank you so much!     I'm most looking forward to this. [16:52] dru     Your Greatness... [16:54] dru     You know, I've sampled many dishes     since coming to the human world, [17:00] dru     but what you brought me is the     most delicious thing I've ever tasted! [17:06] jah     Druj... [17:12] jah     Is that right? Then order up!     Today is my treat. [17:16] dru     It would be my pleasure and delight. [17:18] jah     I recommend the fried chicken      and the sweet omelet. [17:21] jah     The seafood's good, too. [17:24] dru     It's so good! [17:27] dru     So good! [17:29] dru     This is good, too! [17:33] dru     Your Greatness, these are all delicious! [17:37] jah     This... isn't so bad. [17:41] jah     Maybe hearing people talk     like that is really why I work. [17:47] dru     Thank you for the food! [17:50] dru     Your Greatness, that was an incredible meal. [17:53] jah     I'm glad to hear that.     You're welcome anytime. [17:56] dru     Thank you! [18:10] boss     Hy-chan. [18:12] boss     Here's the bill. [18:15] txt     Special offal stew [18:15] txt     Total [18:15] txt     Sales tax [18:15] txt     Total items [18:19] boss     I was surprised you offered to treat her. [18:22] jah     This is three days' pay! [18:26] Nar     She may have maintained her pride     as the Dark Realm's second-in-command, [18:29] Nar     but the Great Jahy's wallet     suffered a great blow! [18:36] jah     She ate so much... [20:37] txt     The Great Space Pirate Jahy*!! [20:38] Nar     Space: the last remaining     unclaimed holy ground. [20:42] Nar     Right now, a fierce battle is     unfolding to take control of it! [20:48] jah     Fire the Dark Realm energy cannon! [21:01] jah     Look at that, Druj! Now those     are some pretty fireworks! [21:05] dru     All hail the Great Jahy! [21:07] jah     The cosmos belong to me,     Great Space Pirate Jahy! [21:12] dru     Indeed! You rule the universe! [21:15] own     Or does she? [21:23] jah     It's... the landlord from     Planet Craparment! [21:26] own     Space Pirate Jahy! [21:28] own     I'm here to collect the rental fee on*     your ship, and today you will pay! [21:33] dru     How dare you spew this nonsense?! [21:35] jah     There, there, Druj. [21:38] jah     What are you talking about? [21:39] jah     This is certifiably my battleship. [21:43] own     Trying to pull a fast one on me now? [21:45] own     It takes gall to be that brazen when you're      months and months behind on payments! [21:51] own     Pay up! [21:52] jah     Look, Druj. Space is beautiful today. [21:55] dru     It truly is, Your Greatness. [21:57] jah     Well, let's go home and get something to eat. [21:59] dru     I was thinking we should have     omelet rice tonight, Dark Realm style. [22:03] jah     Hey, that sounds good. [22:05] own     All right, I've had about enough! [22:07] own     Prepare the energy cannon! [22:12] jah     Druj, warp! [22:13] dru     Aye! [22:14] own     You're not getting away! [22:24] jah     Excellent helmsmanship! [22:26] dru     You honor me! [22:28] own     Damn, the fact that it's my     battleship made me hesitate... [22:32] own     But not again! [22:33] own     I won't miss this time! [22:39] dru     This is bad! The previous attack     damaged the warp system! [22:43] jah     What? [22:44] dru     Warp drive offline! Warp drive offline! [22:48] jah     It's coming! Return fire! [22:50] dru     Aye! [22:56] jah     Another shot! [22:59] own     That's my line! [23:08] boss     Stop this at once! [23:16] jah     What?! [23:19] jah     That's... [23:23] own     The space police! [23:31] txt     To be continued?! [23:34] txt     Next Time [23:34] txt     Saurva Never Slips Up?