# E6 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8209/the-great-jahy-doesnt-seem-to-stand-a-chance)
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**[00:01] Nar**
As the Dark Realm's Number 2,
Jahy-sama is the strongest,
**[00:06] Nar**
most ruthless, most feared entity...
**[00:11] Nar**
or was.
**[00:24] jah**
Freaking... Magical Girl!
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fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!*
**[01:58] ---**
Restoration Plan No. 6
The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...
**[02:01] Jah**
*All this time, I've been collecting the
mana crystals to restore the Dark Realm.*
**[02:06] Jah**
* But now that she showed*
* up, everything changed!*
**[02:18] Jah**
It's not just about collecting
the mana crystals anymore.
**[02:20] Jah**
I also have to keep them safe from her.
**[02:24] Jah**
W-Well, the other time I was just
in bad shape because of my cold!
**[02:29] Jah**
I'm not afraid of her!
**[02:30] Man**
Maho—
**[02:33] Jah**
*Magical Girl?!*
**[02:37] Girl**
...chan, you're so amazing!
**[02:38] Girl2**
What? No, I'm not that great.
**[02:46] Jah**
Sheesh, get a different name!
**[02:48] Wom**
Maho—
**[02:50] Wom**
Mahogany!
**[02:52] Wom**
If it's wooden furniture,
it's got to be mahogany.
**[02:59] Jah**
Now it's just getting weird!
**[03:01] Old**
Maho...
**[03:02] Old**
Mahoroba, neverending...
**[03:06] Old**
Mahoroba, neverending...
**[03:10] Jah**
Stop scaring me!
**[03:14] Jah**
What are you so freaked out about?
**[03:16] Jah**
The Magical Girl is nothing!
**[03:18] Jah**
I'm not scared of her!
**[03:19] Jah**
In fact, she can come at me anytime!
**[03:21] Jah**
I won't run or hide!
**[03:23] Girl**
Magical Girl!
**[03:24] Girl**
That's Gyua Bravo from
*Hagyutto Gyua Gyua*, right?!
**[03:27] Girl2**
She is *the* Magical Girl.
**[03:32] Jah**
*A different Magical Girl, then.*
**[03:34] Jah**
*Phew.*
**[03:36] Jah**
*No, I need to stop!*
**[03:37] Jah**
*Why am I relieved?!*
**[03:40] Girl**
Oh, a dog god!
**[03:42] Girl2**
What's a dog god?
**[03:43] Girl**
You don't know?
**[03:45] Girl**
Well, it's when a family...
**[03:46] Girl**
Uh huh...
**[03:47] Jah**
*If anything, this is a good thing!*
**[03:50] Jah**
* This time I can get her back*
* for destroying the Dark Realm.*
**[03:53] Jah**
*That's it!*
**[03:54] Jah**
* Next time I'll use this mana*
* crystal to return to my true form*
**[03:57] Jah**
*and challenge her to the next round!*
**[03:58] Jah**
*And then I'll beat her black and blue;*
**[04:01] Jah**
*I'll make her tremble in fear and terror!*
**[04:04] Jah**
* I'll make her rue the day*
* she ever stood against me.*
**[04:10] Girl**
So, did you see the Magical Girl?
**[04:17] Jah**
*Magical Girl is scary! She's so scary!*
**[04:19] Jah**
*I lied, she's scary!*
**[04:21] Girl2**
You mean, that old guy who does cosplay?
**[04:22] Girl**
Yeah! He's so muscular!
**[04:25] Girl2**
His beard was amazing!
**[04:27] Both**
Right?!
**[04:35] (Flashback) Guy**
Pyrica Pumple Magical Power!
**[04:38] Jah**
That bearded one from the other day!
**[04:40] Jah**
Not you again!
**[04:46] Jah**
Now that I'm all calmed down, I'm hungry.
**[04:57] Jah**
Where's the... mana crystal?
**[04:59] Jah**
Did I drop it? Did I lose it?
**[05:02] Jah**
But that's...
**[05:03] Jah**
Without it I can't restore the
Dark Realm or defeat Magical Girl...
**[05:11] Man**
Hy-chan?
**[05:12] Man**
I knew that was you.
**[05:14] Man**
You dropped your mana crystal.
**[05:23] Jah**
I'm so relieved!
**[05:25] Jah**
Oh, my heart can't take any more...
**[05:27] Jah**
Thank you, thank you.
**[05:29] Man**
Are you all right?
**[05:31] Man**
I was worried.
**[05:32] Man**
I heard that you've been really
terrified since that incident.
**[05:38] Jah**
T-T-T-Terrified? Never!
**[05:41] Jah**
I really, really, really... wasn't, though!
**[05:45] Jah**
Even when I was assaulted by the
one who destroyed the Dark Realm,
**[05:49] Jah**
almost had my mana crystal taken
from me with her overwhelming power,
**[05:52] Jah**
I was never scared!
**[05:56] Man**
Don't bottle it all up inside, Hy-chan.
**[06:00] Man**
Maybe we're not able to be of much help,
**[06:03] Man**
but you can always come to us, you know?
**[06:12] Jah**
*Boss...*
**[06:13] Jah**
In the Dark Realm,
**[06:16] Jah**
I clawed my way up to Number 2 all
by myself. Everyone feared me.
**[06:20] Jah**
But ever since I've fallen
into the human world...
**[06:26] Jah**
I've been a mess.
**[06:29] Jah**
This is why I've not made it further.
**[06:33] Jah**
I won't depend on you!
**[06:36] Jah**
Mind your own business!
**[06:39] Man**
Hy-chan, wait!
**[06:41] Man**
Hy-chan, don't go!
**[06:44] Man**
Hy-chan...
**[06:47] Man**
You really should take a bath right away.
**[06:50] Man**
You smell like hot garbage!
**[06:52] Jah**
Mind your own business!
**[06:54] Man**
No more wearing trash cans.
**[06:56] Jah**
I know that!
**[07:02] Jah**
Sniff, sniff.
**[07:15] Jah**
A mana crystal!
**[07:17] Jah**
Finally!
**[07:18] Jah**
I finally found one!
**[07:20] Jah**
With that one, I won't need
to be scared of Magical Girl.
**[07:23] Jah**
I'll be one step closer to
restoring the Dark Realm!
**[07:26] Jah**
Even better, some weak-looking
girl is holding it!
**[07:29] Jah**
This is my lucky day!
**[07:32] Jah**
Hey! You there, girl!
**[07:33] Jah**
That mana crystal isn't for the
likes of a puny human like you.
**[07:38] Jah**
You'd do best to present it to me!
**[07:43] Kyou**
You're...
**[07:45] Kyou**
You came to me.
**[07:49] Kyou**
It's so great, this is so much easier.
**[07:55] Jah**
What are you talking about?
**[07:57] Kyou**
It's no surprise that you didn't notice.
**[08:00] Kyou**
I don't really like
transforming in town, but...
**[08:05] Kyou**
What about now?
**[08:13] Jah**
M-Magical Girl?!
**[08:17] Mag**
So, this time, can I have that mana crystal?
**[08:24] Jah**
*It's over!*
**[08:26] Mag**
Let me...
**[08:30] Mag**
have it...!
**[08:44] Mag**
The mana crystal!
**[08:52] Voice**
Oh, my hand slipped!
**[08:59] Mag**
Give it... here...
**[09:10] Jah**
Haha!
**[09:12] Jah**
You weren't much, now were you?
**[09:15] Jah**
So I guess the Magical Girl was
nothing but an ordinary human!
**[09:18] Jah**
Nothing to be scared of.
She's no enemy of mi—
**[09:22] Mag**
Do not worry!
**[09:23] Mag**
I'm just fine!
**[09:27] Mag**
I've trained so I won't
succumb to misfortune!
**[09:30] Jah**
Is that really something you can train for?
**[09:32] Mag**
Right now, I've spared someone
misfortune by bearing it myself.
**[09:38] Mag**
Just thinking about it...
**[09:41] Mag**
makes me tingle!
**[09:43] Jah**
I don't want to know that?!
**[09:45] Mag**
Come now, give me that mana crystal, too!
**[09:48] Jah**
Fool!
**[09:49] Jah**
If you hold more mana crystals,
**[09:51] Jah**
great misfortune will befall even you!
**[09:52] Mag**
I don't care!
**[09:54] Mag**
I'll shoulder all the misfortune!
**[09:56] Mag**
Let me have it!
**[09:59] Jah**
*She's really broken!*
**[10:02] Jah**
Let go! Let go!
**[10:04] Jah**
If you don't stop, you'll di—
**[10:06] Mag**
Not enough! More! Bring it!
**[10:14] Voi**
My hand slipped again!
**[10:18] Voi**
And again...
**[10:34] ---**
Poke... Poke, poke.
**[10:45] Jah**
So did I... win?
**[10:55] Jah**
You freaked me out!
**[10:56] Jah**
Revenge for the Dark Realm!
**[10:58] Jah**
Revenge for the Demon King!
**[11:00] Jah**
Take that!
**[11:03] Jah**
How is it? This is how terrifying I am!
**[11:05] Jah**
Did you learn your lesson?!
**[11:07] Jah**
That's what you get for underestimating
the mana crystal's misfortune!
**[11:13] Jah**
Huh?
**[11:34] Mag**
You're the one underestimating me.
**[11:36] Mag**
This is amount of misfortune is nothing!
**[11:39] Jah**
What the...
**[11:43] Jah**
Oh! My mana crystal!
**[11:45] Mag**
Nobody is more familiar with the
mana crystal's misfortune than me.
**[11:49] Mag**
I'll take on this mana crystal, as well!
**[11:52] Mag**
Farewell!
**[12:00] Jah**
This... can't be real.
**[12:05] ---**
My...
**[12:07] Jah**
My mana crystal...
***SIGN*** Craft
Pub Maou.
**[12:14] Boss**
You're drinking too much Hy-chan.
**[12:17] Jah**
Another!
**[12:18] Boss**
I think you've had enough.
**[12:20] Jah**
Shut up!
**[12:21] Jah**
How am I supposed to get
through this without a drink?
**[12:26] Jah**
I'm the Number 2 of the Dark Realm!
**[12:28] Jah**
I finally gathered that
huge chunk of mana crystal.
**[12:31] Jah**
How could that little girl take it from me?!
**[12:35] Boss**
There, there...
**[12:36] Boss**
You'll find it again.
**[12:38] Boss**
But is drinking this much really okay?
**[12:42] Jah**
This is nothing!
**[12:45] Boss**
You can really hold your liquor.
**[12:47] Jah**
Don't you compare me to a measly human.
**[12:49] Jah**
You think this much is
going to do anything to me?
**[12:52] Jah**
I used my powers to turn into
my true form for drinking!
**[12:58] Jah**
It's a good thing I didn't have my
original mana crystal taken.
**[13:03] Jah**
I don't even want to think about what
would happen if both were stolen.
**[13:09] ---**
Damn it!
**[13:11] Jah**
Back in the Dark Realm, I was the
only one the Demon King acknowledged,
**[13:15] Jah**
the only one who was allowed
to rule in his place!
**[13:19] Boss**
That's right.
**[13:20] Jah**
There was nobody who could best me!
**[13:23] Jah**
I was the one and only great Jahy!
**[13:28] Jah**
And now... now... Why?!
**[13:31] Jah**
I am the Dark Realm's Number 2!
**[13:35] Boss**
Chin up!
**[13:36] Boss**
That's not much different from you now.
**[13:38] Boss**
Here in the Pub Maou,
you're the one and only employee!
**[13:43] Jah**
That's not the same!
Not the same at all!
**[13:47] Boss**
Isn't it though?
**[13:50] Land**
Hey, Sis, I thought you were closed today.
**[13:53] Jah**
Landlord!
**[13:55] Land**
Damn, you're drunk.
**[13:57] Land**
Anyway, if you've got money to drink,
you've got money to pay your rent!
**[14:01] Jah**
Like hell I will! Come drink!
**[14:06] Jah**
You won't drink my booze, huh?!
**[14:09] Land**
Yikes. What a pain in the ass.
**[14:12] Land**
Hey, Sis. Pour me one, too.
**[14:14] Jah**
All right! Drink up!
**[14:16] Boss**
Ryou-chan, I don't know about this...
**[14:18] ---**
Craft Pub
**[14:18] ---**
Maou.
**[14:24] Jah**
I wasn't like this back in the Dark Realm.
**[14:27] Jah**
I just cut down anyone who went against me.
**[14:30] Jah**
Not that there was anyone
who dared to do that.
**[14:33] Jah**
I really was something
back in the Dark Realm!
**[14:36] Boss**
During rush hour, your cash register
skills are really something, too!
**[14:40] Jah**
It's not the same at all!
**[14:42] Jah**
I was so, so, so much better!
**[14:48] Jah**
I was really great, right?
**[14:50] Jah**
I never made a mistake, right?
**[14:55] Jah**
Since I've come here,
I've been making money to live off,
**[14:59] (Flashback) jah**
Welcome!
**[15:01] Jah**
done housework,
**[15:03] Jah**
set up a life... so I could
restore the Dark Realm.
**[15:19] Jah**
I've been trying so hard!
**[15:23] Jah**
Then I finally found one...
**[15:26] Jah**
struggled to make it mine...
**[15:28] Jah**
and then the Magical Girl just
stole it from me like that.
**[15:32] Jah**
What... What... What...
**[15:38] Jah**
do I even do now?!
**[15:41] Boss**
Hy-chan...
**[15:44] Jah**
I'm trying so hard to restore the Dark Realm
**[15:47] Boss**
*Hy-chan...*
**[15:49] Boss**
*Oh, no, I've let her drink too much.*
**[15:51] Jah**
but why am I so useless?!
**[15:56] Land**
You're doing good, Ja-ko.
**[16:01] Jah**
Land...lord?
**[16:03] Land**
I dunno about no Dark Realm.
**[16:05] Land**
But you came to this foreign
place all by yourself.
**[16:07] Land**
Ann you're working, making money,
working, making money...
**[16:12] Land**
I can't do anyting withou my shister!
**[16:15] Land**
Anyway!
**[16:16] Land**
Ja-ko, I'm proud of you!
**[16:26] Jah**
Landlord!
**[16:32] Jah**
Am I really doing good?
**[16:34] Land**
You are!
**[16:36] Jah**
Am I... amazing?
**[16:38] Land**
You are amazing!
**[16:39] Jah**
Am I... smart?
**[16:40] Land**
Like a fox!
**[16:42] Jah**
Am I... cool?
**[16:43] Land**
So cool!
**[16:44] Jah**
Am I ...strong?
**[16:45] Land**
Stwong!
**[16:46] Jah**
Am I the best?
**[16:47] Land**
Bestest!
**[16:52] Jah**
Do you like me?
**[16:54] Land**
I do!
**[16:55] Jah**
Landlord!
**[16:56] Land**
Ja-ko!
**[17:22] Boss**
*Oh, my goodness!*
**[17:24] Boss**
*This is all because I didn't stop them.*
**[17:27] Boss**
*It turned into this really funny thing!*
**[17:31] Boss**
* I knew how Ryou-chan gets*
* when she's drunk, and yet...*
**[17:36] Boss**
*I'm an idiot! An idiot!*
**[17:38] Boss**
*A failure of an adult!*
***SIGN*** Craft
Pub Maou.
**[17:54] Jah**
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
**[17:56] Jah**
Where am I?
**[18:06] Jah**
Landlord?!
**[18:09] Land**
Ow, what the hell're you doing?
**[18:12] Jah**
Why am I sleeping next to you?
**[18:16] Jah**
And why are my clothes gone?
**[18:18] Jah**
What the hell is this?
**[18:20] Land**
What are you doing in my bed?
**[18:23] Jah**
That's what I'd like to know!
**[18:24] Jah**
We're not even in a bed, though.
**[18:25] Boss**
Good morning!
**[18:27] Boss**
You two fell asleep on the
floor like two drunk besties.
**[18:30] Boss**
Sorry I couldn't carry you somewhere else.
**[18:32] Boss**
You were cute, though.
**[18:36] Jah**
*Do you like me?*
**[18:38] Land**
*I do!*
**[18:38] Jah**
*Landlord!*
**[18:40] Land**
*Ja-ko!*
**[18:40] Jah**
Please no...
**[18:43] Boss**
There's a lot more of these.
**[18:45] Boss**
Look at these.
***SIGN*** Craft
Pub Maou.
**[18:56] Jah**
Erase that right now! Delete it!
**[19:00] Nar**
That moment, the great
Jahy swore in her heart
**[19:03] Nar**
that she would never lose
herself again when drinking.
**[20:37] txt**
The Great Jahy's
**[20:37] txt**
3
**[20:37] txt**
Minute
**[20:37] txt**
Cooking Show
**[20:42] Jah**
Today, we're going to make my
special stir-fried sprouts.
**[20:46] txt**
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**[20:46] txt**
Ingredients
(for one person)
**[20:46] txt**
Sprouts - 1pkg Salt - to taste
**[20:46] Jah**
You will need the special sale
19 yen sprouts, and salt.
**[20:51] Jah**
We heat up the frying pan, then
add all of the sprouts at once.
**[20:55] Jah**
Randomly stir them and get them cooked.
**[21:01] Jah**
Use salt to season the
sprouts to your liking.
**[21:06] Jah**
And then, it's done!
**[21:10] Jah**
Now, let's have a taste.
**[21:23] Jah**
The salt really complements
the crunch of the sprouts!
**[21:26] Jah**
This is delicious!
**[21:28] txt**
The Great Jahy's
**[21:28] txt**
3
**[21:28] txt**
Minute
**[21:28] txt**
Cooking Show
**[21:34] Jah**
Today, we're going to make a
slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts.
**[21:37] txt**
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**[21:37] txt**
Ingredients
(for one person)
**[21:37] txt**
Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp
Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste
**[21:37] Jah**
You will need 34 yen sprouts,
salt, and pepper.
**[21:42] Jah**
We heat up the frying pan,
and today we'll splurge and add oil!
**[21:46] Jah**
Next, we add all of the sprouts at once.
**[21:50] Jah**
Let's stir-fry them on high heat.
**[21:52] Jah**
Since this is a fancy stir-fry, we don't
need to worry about the gas bill at all.
**[21:57] Jah**
Next, add some salt, and a
generous amount of pepper.
**[22:01] Jah**
Turn off the heat, and it's done!
**[22:05] Jah**
Now, let's have a taste.
**[22:12] Jah**
The aroma of the pepper is really
noticeable, this is delicious!
**[22:16] txt**
The Great Jahy's
**[22:16] txt**
3
**[22:16] txt**
Minute
**[22:16] txt**
Cooking Show
**[22:18] Jah**
Today, we're going to make
super fancy stir-fried sprouts.
**[22:21] txt**
m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 60 l 0 60
**[22:21] txt**
Ingredients
(for one person)
**[22:21] txt**
Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp
Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste
**[22:22] Jah**
You will need, can you believe it,
68 yen sprouts, salt, and pepper.
**[22:26] Jah**
There is one more secret ingredient,
but we will reveal that later.
**[22:32] Jah**
First, we prepare the
slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts.
**[22:37] Jah**
And here it finally is, the fancy ingredient!
**[22:42] Jah**
The mere slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts
**[22:44] Jah**
transform into super fancy stir-fried
sprouts just by introducing this mayonnaise!
**[22:52] Jah**
Yes, the mayonnaise's richness goes really
well with the stir-fried sprouts!
**[22:55] Jah**
It's like a completely different dish!
**[23:00] jah**
Spicy fancy stir-fried sprouts!
**[23:02] jah**
Japanese-style fancy stir-fried sprouts!
**[23:04] jah**
Italian-style fancy stir-fried sprouts!
**[23:10] Jah**
No more.
**[23:12] Jah**
No more, no more, no more, no more!
**[23:13] Jah**
I don't want any more stir-fried sprouts!
**[23:15] Jah**
I want to eat something else!
**[23:18] land**
Hey, Ja-ko, you about?
**[23:20] jah**
What do you want?
**[23:22] land**
I brought you something.
**[23:24] jah**
You did?
**[23:26] land**
They had a sale.
***SIGN*** Sprouts
**[23:34] txt**
Next Time
**[23:34] txt**
The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!