E7 - What Color Is Your Underwear?

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[00:01] Kiki
    Starting today, we'll begin
    preparing for tokudo in earnest.
[00:05] Kiki
    Are you ready?
[00:07] All
    Yes!
[00:08] Kiki
    Let's show that rotten priest a thing or two.
[00:11] Both
    Yes!
[00:12] Kiki
    Now let me ask you this.
[00:14] Kiki
    What color is your underwear?
[00:21] Kiki
    White? Or another color?
[00:24] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, we're short on time.
    Can you take this seriously?
[00:27] Kiki
    Oh, I'm super serious.
[00:29] Kiki
    Training is meant to return your body
    and mind to a blank white state.
[00:35] Kiki
    Even a simple undergarment
    must follow certain rules.
[00:38] Kiki
    It must be a plain and unadorned white.
[00:41] Akagami
    I don't own white underwear
    since I wear boxers.
[00:45] Yuzuki
    Mine are in the wash.
[00:47] Mia
    I only have red and black underwear.
[00:49] Both
    Red and black?
[00:51] Mia
    What? Why are you so shocked?
[00:55] Kiki
    So you don't have any on hand...
[00:58] Kiki
    We have no choice, then.
[00:59] Kiki
    Today, you'll train commando.
SIGN    Episode 7:
    What Color Is Your Underwear?
[02:38] Mia
    This makes me so anxious.
[02:40] Mia
    Yuzuki-san, does it not bother you,
    being made to do something so outrageous?
[02:45] Yuzuki
    I-It's a little embarrassing, but I can handle
    it if I imagine it's part of my training.
[02:56] Akagami
    Kiki-san...
[02:57] Akagami
    Thank you.
[02:57] Akagami
    I hate you.
[02:59] Kiki
    That's an impressive trick.
[03:02] Kiki
    We'll begin with zazen.
[03:04] Kiki
    Straighten your posture and calm your mind.
[03:09] Kiki
    No matter what kind of thoughts
    enter your mind,
[03:12] Kiki
    you must not be distracted by them.
[03:15] Kiki
    Fail, and I'll whack your
    shoulder with a kyosaku.
SIGN    Kyosaku
[03:22] Akagami
    Thank you. This is exactly the
    kind of training I was hoping for.
[03:29] Akagami
    Mouth loosely closed, eyes half-open.
[03:33] Akagami
    Breathe slowly through the nose.
[03:46] Akagami
    This is zazen.
[03:49] Akagami
    Unblinded by worldly thoughts,
    simply sensing the air around me.
[03:57] Akagami
    This must be what it means
    to have a calm mind.
SIGN    QUIVER
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    QUIVER
[04:24] Kiki
    What's wrong, Akagami? Get up.
[04:29] Kiki
    Next, we'll copy sutras.
[04:31] Kiki
    Write each and every character carefully.
[04:35] Akagami
    I made a foolish mistake earlier,
    but this shouldn't be a problem.
[04:40] Kiki
    Oh? You're good at this, Akagami.
[04:44] Akagmi
    I used to work part-time
    at a calligraphy school.
[04:47] Kiki
    Good handwriting is worth
    a lot as a head priest.
[04:52] Kiki
    Why don't you give Yuzuki some tips?
    I'm stepping out for a moment.
[05:03] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, the way you're holding the brush is...
[05:10] Akagami
    lewd!
[05:11] Yuzuki
    Lewd?!
[05:12] Akagami
    Oh, I'm sorry! First, your thumb should be—
[05:17] Mia
    Oh, jeez. Here, have a tissue...
SIGN    Crotch
SIGN    No Underwear
[05:23] Mia
    I-I'll clean that up for you.
[05:25] Akagami
    Mia-san?!
[05:29] Mia
    It's okay, it's okay.
[05:31] Akagami
    Mia-san, stop! No more!
[05:35] Akagami
    Ow!
[05:37] Akagami
    What?! Why only me?!
[05:39] Akagami
    Ow!
[05:44] Mia
    Um...
[05:46] Mia
    All we did today was get in your way.
[05:49] Akagami
    Our deepest apologies.
[05:52] Yuzuki
    It's okay.
[05:54] Yuzuki
    But you know...
[05:57] Yuzuki
    Maybe you two should take your time
    instead of accommodating me.
[06:00] Akagami
    No, it's fine!
[06:04] Both
    We even bought white underwear!
[06:06] Mia
    And bras!
[06:09] Akagami
    Now we're good to go.
[06:10] Mia
    Nice work, Akagami!
[06:10] Yuzuki
    Uh, okay.
[06:11] Yuzuki
    These two are sort of similar.
[06:15] Yuzuki
    Well, let's get plenty of rest
    so we can try again tomorrow.
[06:18] Both
    Got it!
[06:21] Akagami
    We're back!
[06:24] Kiki
    Starting today, the three
    of you will sleep here.
[06:28] Kiki
    During your training, each of you
    will sleep on a single tatami mat.
[06:32] Kiki
    It can't hurt to start getting used to it now.
[06:35] Akagami
    I can't sleep like this!
[06:38] Mia
    All we get are futons on the floor?!
[06:39] Yuzuki
    Don't men and women typically
    sleep separately, Kiki-san?
[06:43] Yuzuki
    Huh? Kiki-san?!
[06:45] Akagami
    There!
[06:45] Akagami
    This should allow us to sleep!
[06:47] Yuzuki
    That's it!
[06:49] Mia
    Nice thinking, Akagami!
[06:56] (Flashback) Kiki
    What do you think you're doing?
[06:58] (Flashback) Kiki
    What need is there for her
    to rush her tokudo so much?
[07:02] (Flashback) Hoan
    Three months from now,
    a sect meeting will be held at this temple.
SIGN    Sect Meeting
[07:09] (Flashback) Hoan
    It was a decision made by the higher-ups.
SIGN    Sect Meeting
[07:11] (Flashback) Kiki
    Wha?!
SIGN    Sect Meeting
[07:14] (Flashback) Hoan
    Please, don't let my engagement go to waste.
[07:24] Kiki
    Sheesh.
[07:28] Kiki
    We'll have to resort to drastic measures.
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[07:38] Both
    None of us got a wink of sleep...
[07:43] Kiki
    Today, I'm thinking of putting you through
    a slightly different kind of training.
[07:54] Kiki
    It's also a reward for all the
    hard work you've put in thus far.
[07:57] Both
    A reward?!
SIGN    Sauna
SIGN    The Day After
SIGN    Accepting
    Reservations
[08:03] Akagami
    Why are we at a sauna?
    A mixed-gender one, no less?
[08:07] Kiki
    You're not enjoying this?
[08:09] Akagami
    I am, which is the problem...
[08:13] Kiki
    It's a bit of a drastic measure.
[08:15] Kiki
    You must face your worldly thoughts
[08:17] Kiki
    and develop a resistance to the opposite sex.
[08:21] Kiki
    And to do that, well, you know...
[08:25] Kiki
    You must experience it.
[08:26] Akagami
    Experience what?!
[08:27] Yuzuki
    Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
[08:29] Yuzuki
    We're sure to fail our tokudo in three months
    if this is enough to make us complain.
[08:35] Akagami
    You're right, Yuzuki-sa—
[08:38] Yuzuki
    I'll be okay.
[08:40] Mia
    Me, too!
[08:57] Akagami
    My mind is full of worldly thoughts!
[09:00] Akagami
    Will this really help me overcome them?
[09:07] Yuzuki
    I-It's a little cramped in here.
[09:09] Akagami
    S-Sorry.
[09:11] Mia
    A-Akagami?
[09:18] Akagami
    I'm sorry, Mia-san!
[09:20] Mia
    I-I'm fine, Akagami.
[09:22] Mia
    But... could you turn off the lights?
[09:27] Akagami
    You're not fine at all!
[09:31] Akagami
    This isn't right, Mia-san.
[09:33] Mia
    You're right. We can't keep
    holding back Yuzuki-san's progress.
[09:38] Akagami
    L-Let's discuss the results
    of our training so far.
[09:43] Yuzuki
    Y-Yeah.
[09:45] Akagami
    Yesterday, we copied sutras and practiced zazen.
[09:48] Yuzuki
    Does us sleeping together
    count as training, too?
[09:52] Mia
    Now that you mention it,
[09:54] Mia
    I noticed something while
    we were sleeping yesterday.
[09:57] Akagami
    What was it?
[09:58] Mia
    I have an Adam's apple fetish!
[10:03] Mia
    The way yours bulges is just divine!
[10:06] Akagami
    That has nothing to do with enlightenment!
[10:11] Mia
    Have I done it again?
[10:13] Mia
    H-How was it for you, Akagami?
[10:16] Akagami
    W-Well, last night...
[10:21] Akagami
    I was rock-hard all night long!
[10:23] Mia
    How very masculine of you!
[10:26] Akagami
    I can't believe I just said that!
[10:28] Mia
    Yuzuki-san is bright red!
[10:33] Akagami
    Why? The worldly thoughts keep coming!
[10:35] Akagami
    At this rate, I'll earn Yuzuki-san's disgust
    and lose the right to undergo tokudo!
[10:41] Yuzuki
    I see.
[10:44] Akagami
    What?!
[10:45] Yuzuki
    I see what Kiki-san is up to.
[10:48] Yuzuki
    She wanted us to experience... makyo!
[10:54] Both
    Makyo?!
SIGN    Makyo
[10:57] Akagami
    Has the heat finally gotten
    to Yuzuki-san's head?
[11:00] Mia
    Is it because I annoyed her?
[11:02] Yuzuki
    There's nothing wrong with me!
    "Makyo" is a Buddhist term!
[11:06] Priest
    Holy am I, alone throughout heaven and earth.
[11:08] Priest
    Actually, I'm hungry.
    I want attention from women.
[11:10] Yuzuki
    Makyo is the excited state that occurs
[11:10] Priest
    I want to sleep. I want to slack off...
[11:13] Yuzuki
    when your latent worldly thoughts and desires
[11:17] Yuzuki
    come to the surface during intense training.
[11:25] Yuzuki
    If you can overcome it, you'll cease to
    be controlled by your worldly thoughts.
[11:26] Priest
    Enlightenment.
[11:29] Akagami
    What?! So that's what Kiki-san
    wanted us to experience!
[11:34] Yuzuki
    Yeah, probably.
[11:36] Mia
    Then, Yuzuki-san, it's your turn next.
[11:39] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[11:40] Mia
    Well, go on! Reveal to us all your erotic words!
[11:44] Yuzuki
    Don't act like we're here to share dirty jokes!
[11:47] Mia
    Come on, come on!
[11:50] Yuzuki
    U-Uh, I...
[11:53] Mia
    Come on, come on!
[11:56] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them.
[11:58] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them I've been thinking
    about Akagami-kun naked—
[12:01] Yuzuki
    or rather, a specific part of his body.
[12:03] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them the things I saw at the
    love hotel keep replaying in my head.
[12:09] Yuzuki
    And I certainly can't tell them I've thought
    about what might've happened next.
[12:17] Yuzuki
    Well...
[12:20] Yuzuki
    I don't think I have any worldly thoughts.
[12:24] Both
    What?!
[12:25] Akagami
    You've already overcome makyo and
    entered a state of perfect selflessness?
[12:28] Mia
    I knew you could do it, Yuzuki-san!
[12:31] Yuzuki
    Uh, y-yeah.
[12:33] Akagami
    Then you've successfully
    completed your training.
[12:36] Mia
    We should report this to Kiki-san.
[12:40] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them, because
    this is a personal problem
[12:43] Yuzuki
    that has nothing to do with my training.
[12:48] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them that watching them
    get along makes me feel...
[12:48] Mia
    This must be what they mean
    by perfect selflessness.
[12:51] Akagami
    You're right.
[12:55] Yuzuki
    uneasy.
[12:58] Kiki
    You did something a little
    different for your training,
[13:01] Kiki
    but it looks like it worked.
[13:03] All
    Yes!
[13:05] Akagami
    I feel like I've come to understand
    my own worldly thoughts better.
[13:07] Kiki
    That's good to hear.
[13:10] Kiki
    Even if you achieve enlightenment,
    your worldly thoughts will remain,
[13:14] Kiki
    which is why you must face them
    rather than run from them.
[13:18] Akagami
    I see.
[13:19] Kiki
    If anyone says they don't have
    worldly thoughts, then...
[13:25] Kiki
    they're the biggest and quietest perv of all.
[13:35] Yuzuki
    I'm not dirty!
SIGN    A virtuous man loves the mountains.
[13:55] Kiki
    You've made some substantial improvements.
[13:58] Yuzuki
    Thank you.
[14:04] Kiki
    Let's take the afternoon off.
[14:05] Yuzuki/Akagami
    What?
[14:06] Yuzuki
    But why, Kiki-san?
[14:07] Mia
    Yeah, why?
[14:08] Akagami
    We're just getting started with our training.
[14:10] Kiki
    Calm down. Pushing yourself because you're
    in a hurry will only result in injuries.
[14:15] Yuzuki
    But...
[14:17] Kiki
    "Set aside fame and fortune."
[14:19] Kiki
    You know what that means, don't you, Yuzuki?
SIGN    Set Aside Fame and Fortune
[14:25] Both
    Set aside... what?
[14:26] Yuzuki
    It means stop thinking about gains and losses,
[14:32] Yuzuki
    and focus on the things around you.
[14:35] Yuzuki
    I guess it's the third rule to
    achieving enlightenment.
[14:39] Yuzuki
    In other words,
    resting is part of our training.
[14:43] Mia
    I'm gonna hang out with Kagura
    since I haven't in a while.
[14:47] Akagami
    But...
[14:50] Akagami
    I can't believe we're taking today off.
[14:53] Yuzuki
    What's wrong, Akagami-kun?
[14:56] Akagami
    Today is December 24th.
[14:59] Akagami
    In other words, Christmas Eve.
[15:01] Yuzuki
    What? Akagami-kun, you don't like Christmas?
[15:05] Akagami
    Every Christmas, my father would try to
    divide his time between all his lovers.
[15:12] Akagami
    And every year, a bloodbath
    would break out at our house.
[15:17] Yuzuki
    Yikes.
[15:19] Akagami
    Christmas scares me.
    It's a horrifying holiday.
[15:23] Yuzuki
    Uh...
[15:25] Yuzuki
    In that case, Akagami-kun...
[15:29] Yuzuki
    Why don't the two of us go out together?
[15:36] Yuzuki
    Tomorrow, we're throwing a
    Christmas party with the others.
[15:39] Akagami
    What? Even though we live at a temple?
[15:42] Yuzuki
    Yeah. And we'll be exchanging presents,
    so let's choose ours together.
[15:48] Akagami
    G-G-Got... Got it!
[15:51] Yuzuki
    What's wrong with you, Akagami-kun?!
[15:53] Akagami
    Going out together on Christmas Eve
    carries too much meaning.
[15:57] Akagami
    Not only that, but I'm with Yuzuki-san.
[16:02] Akagami
    Christmas songs and lights everywhere.
[16:05] Akagami
    The entire town seems to be in good spirits.
[16:08] Akagami
    Damn you, Christmas Eve!
[16:11] Akagami
    But I'll never bend to your will!
[16:14] Yuzuki
    Let's go, Akagami-kun.
[16:17] Akagami
    Okay!
[16:19] Yuzuki
    This way.
[16:21] Yuzuki
    What do you think of this?
[16:24] Yuzuki
    So cute.
[16:31] Akagami
    Hooray, hooray!
[16:35] Akagami
    This is too much fun!
[16:40] Akagami
    So this is the power of Christmas Eve.
[16:43] Akagami
    I require much more training.
[16:45] Yuzuki
    Have you chosen your present yet?
[16:47] Akagami
    Huh? Er, no.
[16:49] Akagami
    I'm not sure what to buy.
[16:53] Yuzuki
    You don't need to think about it that hard.
[16:56] Akagami
    You think so?
[16:57] Yuzuki
    Buy whatever you'd want to give
    that expresses your gratitude
[17:00] Yuzuki
    for everything people do for you.
[17:04] Akagami
    I see.
[17:05] Yuzuki
    Oh, I know. There's actually
    a shop I'd recommend.
SIGN    Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
SIGN    Tsukishita
SIGN    Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
SIGN    Tsukishita
[17:13] Akagami
    A Buddhist goods store?
[17:15] Yuzuki
    Yeah. My senpai's family runs the shop.
[17:19] Yuzuki
    Since they sell stuff we use
    every day at the temple,
[17:22] Yuzuki
    it might be easier to find something.
[17:25] Akagami
    I see.
[17:29] Akagami
    Prayer beads...
[17:31] Yuzuki
    Is that what you're getting?
[17:32] Akagami
    No, I just don't have any.
[17:35] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. I only have informal beads.
[17:39] Akagami
    Informal?
[17:40] Yuzuki
    There are formal and informal prayer beads.
SIGN    Informal Prayer Beads
SIGN    Current
    standard!
SIGN    Formal Prayer Beads
SIGN    108
    beads!
[17:44] Yuzuki
    Formal beads are used for important
    occasions such as the tokudo ceremony.
[17:49] Akagami
    Ah.
[17:51] Yuzuki
    But they're pretty expensive.
[17:55] Yuzuki
    I'll have to borrow Kiki-san's or my parents'
    beads for my tokudo ceremony.
[17:58] Akagami
    I see.
[18:00] Yuzuki
    I'll become a proper priest soon
    and buy my own beads.
[18:06] Mari
    Don't buy them "someday." Buy them now.
[18:09] Yuzuki
    Mari-san!
[18:10] Mari
    Welcome, Yuzukin.
[18:12] Yuzuki
    It's good to see you again.
    This is Akagami-kun.
[18:15] Akagami
    Nice to meet you.
[18:16] Yuzuki
    This is my senpai, Mari-san.
[18:18] Mari
    Hello.
[18:19] Mari
    If you're looking for prayer beads,
    we've got some nice ones.
[18:23] Mari
    His and her prayer beads.
[18:25] Akagami
    What? Those exist?
[18:28] Mari
    Of course. After all, at Buddhist weddings,
[18:32] Mari
    the couple exchanges
    prayer beads instead of rings.
[18:34] Akagami
    They do?
[18:36] Yuzuki
    I guess that's not common knowledge.
[18:38] Mari
    We've got other products for couples,
    like for marriage and fertility.
[18:44] Yuzuki
    Why do you keep showing us those products?
[18:47] Mari
    Because you're a couple, aren't you?
[18:49] Akagami
    A coup—
[18:49] Yuzuki
    No, it's not like that.
[18:52] Mari
    You're not?
[18:54] Mari
    But you're here together on Christmas Eve.
[18:57] Mari
    I thought you were on a date.
[19:06] Akagami
    What? Did she just realize that?!
[19:10] Akagami
    Um, it really isn't like that between us.
[19:14] Mari
    Really?
[19:16] Mari
    There's nothing at all?
[19:17] Akagami
    N-No.
[19:19] Mari
    But Yuzukin's blushing.
    She must feel something, right?
[19:22] Akagami
    Huh?!
[19:23] Yuzuki
    Don't look at me, Akagami-kun!
[19:26] Mari
    Yuzukin went all-out today.
[19:29] Mari
    Normally, she dresses more casually.
[19:33] Mari
    She's even wearing makeup today.
[19:37] Mari
    And she must be happy,
    because she's even gained some—
[19:40] Yuzuki
    Mari-san, I'd like this, please!
[19:42] Mari
    Sure, thanks for shopping.
[19:44] Yuzuki
    It's really not like that, okay?!
SIGN    Join us!
SIGN    Prayer bead making experience!
SIGN    1,000 yen~
SIGN    Ages 5 and up
[19:46] Mari
    Yeah, yeah.
[19:47] Yuzuki
    Jeez!
[19:52] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, have you chosen a present yet?
[19:54] Akagami
    Yes, thanks to you.
[19:59] Yuzuki
    I'm glad.
[20:02] Akagami
    Was Yuzuki-san trying to cheer me up?
[20:10] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, I'm excited for tomorrow.
[20:15] Yuzuki
    Me, too, Akagami-kun.
[20:21] Tsukuyo
    It's Christmas already.
[20:24] Kurage
    The year flew by.
[20:26] Tsukuyo
    Don't you think it's been
    a little too hectic recently?
[20:30] Kurage
    So much has changed.
    I'm even steadily becoming an adult.
[20:36] Tsukuyo
    If anything's changed, it's Mia.
[20:39] Mia
    Is my training paying off?
[20:42] Both
    You've gotten sexier.
[20:43] Mia
    What?!
[20:45] Tsukuyo
    You seemed so fastidious at first.
SIGN    Show some skin?
    Preposterous!
[20:46] Mia
    Castrate him.
SIGN    Pay for your
     insolence with
    your life!
[20:48] Kurage
    But now I hardly recognize you.
[20:50] Tsukuyo
    Your clothes have changed.
[20:53] Kurage
    There's more emphasis on your curves.
[20:55] Mia
    Well, it's not on purpose!
[20:58] Tsukuyo
    Sorry, sorry.
[21:00] Tsukuyo
    It's a good look on you, and we know
    there's no indecent reason for it.
[21:03] Mia
    I just want Akagami to look at my boobs!
[21:07] Tsukuyo
    That is an indecent reason!
[21:09] Mia
    No, it's not.
[21:11] Kurage
    You've gotten pretty pervy, too.
[21:13] Tsukuyo
    No, I haven't!
[21:16] Kurage
    And Yuzuki-oneechan is a quiet perv.
[21:23] Kagura
    My, my. I suppose he's changed all of us.
[21:30] Kagura
    The four of us used to plan how to drive
    Akagami-san out of the temple.
[21:36] Mia
    You're right.
[21:38] Kurage
    The biggest change was probably
    Akagami-san's arrival.
[21:43] Tsukuyo
    Now none of us want to get rid of him.
[21:47] Mia
    Yeah.
[21:57] Kagura
    Akagami-san is such an interesting person.
[22:05] Kagura
    He's a real nuisance.
[22:08] Kagura
    I'll stamp him out.
[23:45] Kagura
    Question: what can be found
    dangling in the middle of the body?
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[23:49] Mia
    It's sometimes thick and sometimes thin, right?
[23:52] Tsukuyo
    Whoa, Mia!
[23:53] Mia
    And doing it alone is a sign of adulthood.