# E7 - What Color Is Your Underwear?
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**[00:01] Kiki**
Starting today, we'll begin
preparing for tokudo in earnest.
**[00:05] Kiki**
Are you ready?
**[00:07] All**
Yes!
**[00:08] Kiki**
Let's show that rotten priest a thing or two.
**[00:11] Both**
Yes!
**[00:12] Kiki**
Now let me ask you this.
**[00:14] Kiki**
What color is your underwear?
**[00:21] Kiki**
White? Or another color?
**[00:24] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, we're short on time.
Can you take this seriously?
**[00:27] Kiki**
Oh, I'm super serious.
**[00:29] Kiki**
Training is meant to return your body
and mind to a blank white state.
**[00:35] Kiki**
Even a simple undergarment
must follow certain rules.
**[00:38] Kiki**
It must be a plain and unadorned white.
**[00:41] Akagami**
I don't own white underwear
since I wear boxers.
**[00:45] Yuzuki**
Mine are in the wash.
**[00:47] Mia**
I only have red and black underwear.
**[00:49] Both**
Red and black?
**[00:51] Mia**
What? Why are you so shocked?
**[00:55] Kiki**
So you don't have any on hand...
**[00:58] Kiki**
We have no choice, then.
**[00:59] Kiki**
Today, you'll train commando.
***SIGN*** Episode 7:
What Color Is Your Underwear?
**[02:38] Mia**
This makes me so anxious.
**[02:40] Mia**
Yuzuki-san, does it not bother you,
being made to do something so outrageous?
**[02:45] Yuzuki**
I-It's a little embarrassing, but I can handle
it if I imagine it's part of my training.
**[02:56] Akagami**
Kiki-san...
**[02:57] Akagami**
Thank you.
**[02:57] Akagami**
I hate you.
**[02:59] Kiki**
That's an impressive trick.
**[03:02] Kiki**
We'll begin with zazen.
**[03:04] Kiki**
Straighten your posture and calm your mind.
**[03:09] Kiki**
No matter what kind of thoughts
enter your mind,
**[03:12] Kiki**
you must not be distracted by them.
**[03:15] Kiki**
Fail, and I'll whack your
shoulder with a kyosaku.
***SIGN*** Kyosaku
**[03:22] Akagami**
* Thank you. This is exactly the*
* kind of training I was hoping for.*
**[03:29] Akagami**
*Mouth loosely closed, eyes half-open.*
**[03:33] Akagami**
*Breathe slowly through the nose.*
**[03:46] Akagami**
*This is zazen.*
**[03:49] Akagami**
* Unblinded by worldly thoughts,*
* simply sensing the air around me.*
**[03:57] Akagami**
* This must be what it means*
* to have a calm mind.*
***SIGN*** QUIVER
QUIVER
**[04:24] Kiki**
What's wrong, Akagami? Get up.
**[04:29] Kiki**
Next, we'll copy sutras.
**[04:31] Kiki**
Write each and every character carefully.
**[04:35] Akagami**
* I made a foolish mistake earlier,*
* but this shouldn't be a problem.*
**[04:40] Kiki**
Oh? You're good at this, Akagami.
**[04:44] Akagmi**
I used to work part-time
at a calligraphy school.
**[04:47] Kiki**
Good handwriting is worth
a lot as a head priest.
**[04:52] Kiki**
Why don't you give Yuzuki some tips?
I'm stepping out for a moment.
**[05:03] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, the way you're holding the brush is...
**[05:10] Akagami**
lewd!
**[05:11] Yuzuki**
Lewd?!
**[05:12] Akagami**
Oh, I'm sorry! First, your thumb should be—
**[05:17] Mia**
Oh, jeez. Here, have a tissue...
***SIGN*** Crotch
***SIGN*** No Underwear
**[05:23] Mia**
I-I'll clean that up for you.
**[05:25] Akagami**
Mia-san?!
**[05:29] Mia**
It's okay, it's okay.
**[05:31] Akagami**
Mia-san, stop! No more!
**[05:35] Akagami**
Ow!
**[05:37] Akagami**
What?! Why only me?!
**[05:39] Akagami**
Ow!
**[05:44] Mia**
Um...
**[05:46] Mia**
All we did today was get in your way.
**[05:49] Akagami**
Our deepest apologies.
**[05:52] Yuzuki**
It's okay.
**[05:54] Yuzuki**
But you know...
**[05:57] Yuzuki**
Maybe you two should take your time
instead of accommodating me.
**[06:00] Akagami**
No, it's fine!
**[06:04] Both**
We even bought white underwear!
**[06:06] Mia**
And bras!
**[06:09] Akagami**
Now we're good to go.
**[06:10] Mia**
Nice work, Akagami!
**[06:10] Yuzuki**
Uh, okay.
**[06:11] Yuzuki**
*These two are sort of similar.*
**[06:15] Yuzuki**
Well, let's get plenty of rest
so we can try again tomorrow.
**[06:18] Both**
Got it!
**[06:21] Akagami**
We're back!
**[06:24] Kiki**
Starting today, the three
of you will sleep here.
**[06:28] Kiki**
During your training, each of you
will sleep on a single tatami mat.
**[06:32] Kiki**
It can't hurt to start getting used to it now.
**[06:35] Akagami**
I can't sleep like this!
**[06:38] Mia**
All we get are futons on the floor?!
**[06:39] Yuzuki**
Don't men and women typically
sleep separately, Kiki-san?
**[06:43] Yuzuki**
Huh? Kiki-san?!
**[06:45] Akagami**
There!
**[06:45] Akagami**
This should allow us to sleep!
**[06:47] Yuzuki**
That's it!
**[06:49] Mia**
Nice thinking, Akagami!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Kiki**
What do you think you're doing?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Kiki**
What need is there for her
to rush her tokudo so much?
**[07:02] (Flashback) Hoan**
Three months from now,
a sect meeting will be held at this temple.
***SIGN*** Sect Meeting
**[07:09] (Flashback) Hoan**
It was a decision made by the higher-ups.
***SIGN*** Sect Meeting
**[07:11] (Flashback) Kiki**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** Sect Meeting
**[07:14] (Flashback) Hoan**
Please, don't let my engagement go to waste.
**[07:24] Kiki**
Sheesh.
**[07:28] Kiki**
We'll have to resort to drastic measures.
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[07:38] Both**
None of us got a wink of sleep...
**[07:43] Kiki**
Today, I'm thinking of putting you through
a slightly different kind of training.
**[07:54] Kiki**
It's also a reward for all the
hard work you've put in thus far.
**[07:57] Both**
A reward?!
***SIGN*** Sauna
***SIGN*** ~The Day After~
***SIGN*** Accepting
Reservations
**[08:03] Akagami**
Why are we at a sauna?
A mixed-gender one, no less?
**[08:07] Kiki**
You're not enjoying this?
**[08:09] Akagami**
I am, which is the problem...
**[08:13] Kiki**
It's a bit of a drastic measure.
**[08:15] Kiki**
You must face your worldly thoughts
**[08:17] Kiki**
and develop a resistance to the opposite sex.
**[08:21] Kiki**
And to do that, well, you know...
**[08:25] Kiki**
You must experience it.
**[08:26] Akagami**
Experience what?!
**[08:27] Yuzuki**
Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
**[08:29] Yuzuki**
We're sure to fail our tokudo in three months
if this is enough to make us complain.
**[08:35] Akagami**
You're right, Yuzuki-sa—
**[08:38] Yuzuki**
I'll be okay.
**[08:40] Mia**
Me, too!
**[08:57] Akagami**
*My mind is full of worldly thoughts!*
**[09:00] Akagami**
*Will this really help me overcome them?*
**[09:07] Yuzuki**
I-It's a little cramped in here.
**[09:09] Akagami**
S-Sorry.
**[09:11] Mia**
A-Akagami?
**[09:18] Akagami**
I'm sorry, Mia-san!
**[09:20] Mia**
I-I'm fine, Akagami.
**[09:22] Mia**
But... could you turn off the lights?
**[09:27] Akagami**
You're not fine at all!
**[09:31] Akagami**
This isn't right, Mia-san.
**[09:33] Mia**
You're right. We can't keep
holding back Yuzuki-san's progress.
**[09:38] Akagami**
L-Let's discuss the results
of our training so far.
**[09:43] Yuzuki**
Y-Yeah.
**[09:45] Akagami**
Yesterday, we copied sutras and practiced zazen.
**[09:48] Yuzuki**
Does us sleeping together
count as training, too?
**[09:52] Mia**
Now that you mention it,
**[09:54] Mia**
I noticed something while
we were sleeping yesterday.
**[09:57] Akagami**
What was it?
**[09:58] Mia**
I have an Adam's apple fetish!
**[10:03] Mia**
The way yours bulges is just divine!
**[10:06] Akagami**
That has nothing to do with enlightenment!
**[10:11] Mia**
Have I done it again?
**[10:13] Mia**
H-How was it for you, Akagami?
**[10:16] Akagami**
W-Well, last night...
**[10:21] Akagami**
I was rock-hard all night long!
**[10:23] Mia**
How very masculine of you!
**[10:26] Akagami**
I can't believe I just said that!
**[10:28] Mia**
Yuzuki-san is bright red!
**[10:33] Akagami**
*Why? The worldly thoughts keep coming!*
**[10:35] Akagami**
* At this rate, I'll earn Yuzuki-san's disgust*
* and lose the right to undergo tokudo!*
**[10:41] Yuzuki**
I see.
**[10:44] Akagami**
What?!
**[10:45] Yuzuki**
I see what Kiki-san is up to.
**[10:48] Yuzuki**
She wanted us to experience... makyo!
**[10:54] Both**
Makyo?!
***SIGN*** Makyo
**[10:57] Akagami**
Has the heat finally gotten
to Yuzuki-san's head?
**[11:00] Mia**
Is it because I annoyed her?
**[11:02] Yuzuki**
There's nothing wrong with me!
"Makyo" is a Buddhist term!
**[11:06] Priest**
Holy am I, alone throughout heaven and earth.
**[11:08] Priest**
Actually, I'm hungry.
I want attention from women.
**[11:10] Yuzuki**
Makyo is the excited state that occurs
**[11:10] Priest**
I want to sleep. I want to slack off...
**[11:13] Yuzuki**
when your latent worldly thoughts and desires
**[11:17] Yuzuki**
come to the surface during intense training.
**[11:25] Yuzuki**
If you can overcome it, you'll cease to
be controlled by your worldly thoughts.
**[11:26] Priest**
Enlightenment.
**[11:29] Akagami**
What?! So that's what Kiki-san
wanted us to experience!
**[11:34] Yuzuki**
Yeah, probably.
**[11:36] Mia**
Then, Yuzuki-san, it's your turn next.
**[11:39] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[11:40] Mia**
Well, go on! Reveal to us all your erotic words!
**[11:44] Yuzuki**
Don't act like we're here to share dirty jokes!
**[11:47] Mia**
Come on, come on!
**[11:50] Yuzuki**
U-Uh, I...
**[11:53] Mia**
Come on, come on!
**[11:56] Yuzuki**
*I can't tell them.*
**[11:58] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them I've been thinking*
* about Akagami-kun naked—*
**[12:01] Yuzuki**
*or rather, a specific part of his body.*
**[12:03] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them the things I saw at the*
* love hotel keep replaying in my head.*
**[12:09] Yuzuki**
* And I certainly can't tell them I've thought*
* about what might've happened next.*
**[12:17] Yuzuki**
Well...
**[12:20] Yuzuki**
I don't think I have any worldly thoughts.
**[12:24] Both**
What?!
**[12:25] Akagami**
You've already overcome makyo and
entered a state of perfect selflessness?
**[12:28] Mia**
I knew you could do it, Yuzuki-san!
**[12:31] Yuzuki**
Uh, y-yeah.
**[12:33] Akagami**
Then you've successfully
completed your training.
**[12:36] Mia**
We should report this to Kiki-san.
**[12:40] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them, because*
* this is a personal problem*
**[12:43] Yuzuki**
*that has nothing to do with my training.*
**[12:48] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them that watching them*
* get along makes me feel...*
**[12:48] Mia**
This must be what they mean
by perfect selflessness.
**[12:51] Akagami**
You're right.
**[12:55] Yuzuki**
*uneasy.*
**[12:58] Kiki**
You did something a little
different for your training,
**[13:01] Kiki**
but it looks like it worked.
**[13:03] All**
Yes!
**[13:05] Akagami**
I feel like I've come to understand
my own worldly thoughts better.
**[13:07] Kiki**
That's good to hear.
**[13:10] Kiki**
Even if you achieve enlightenment,
your worldly thoughts will remain,
**[13:14] Kiki**
which is why you must face them
rather than run from them.
**[13:18] Akagami**
I see.
**[13:19] Kiki**
If anyone says they don't have
worldly thoughts, then...
**[13:25] Kiki**
they're the biggest and quietest perv of all.
**[13:35] Yuzuki**
I'm not dirty!
***SIGN*** A virtuous man loves the mountains.
**[13:55] Kiki**
You've made some substantial improvements.
**[13:58] Yuzuki**
Thank you.
**[14:04] Kiki**
Let's take the afternoon off.
**[14:05] Yuzuki/Akagami**
What?
**[14:06] Yuzuki**
But why, Kiki-san?
**[14:07] Mia**
Yeah, why?
**[14:08] Akagami**
We're just getting started with our training.
**[14:10] Kiki**
Calm down. Pushing yourself because you're
in a hurry will only result in injuries.
**[14:15] Yuzuki**
But...
**[14:17] Kiki**
"Set aside fame and fortune."
**[14:19] Kiki**
You know what that means, don't you, Yuzuki?
***SIGN*** Set Aside Fame and Fortune
**[14:25] Both**
Set aside... what?
**[14:26] Yuzuki**
It means stop thinking about gains and losses,
**[14:32] Yuzuki**
and focus on the things around you.
**[14:35] Yuzuki**
I guess it's the third rule to
achieving enlightenment.
**[14:39] Yuzuki**
In other words,
resting is part of our training.
**[14:43] Mia**
I'm gonna hang out with Kagura
since I haven't in a while.
**[14:47] Akagami**
But...
**[14:50] Akagami**
I can't believe we're taking today off.
**[14:53] Yuzuki**
What's wrong, Akagami-kun?
**[14:56] Akagami**
Today is December 24th.
**[14:59] Akagami**
In other words, Christmas Eve.
**[15:01] Yuzuki**
What? Akagami-kun, you don't like Christmas?
**[15:05] Akagami**
Every Christmas, my father would try to
divide his time between all his lovers.
**[15:12] Akagami**
And every year, a bloodbath
would break out at our house.
**[15:17] Yuzuki**
Yikes.
**[15:19] Akagami**
Christmas scares me.
It's a horrifying holiday.
**[15:23] Yuzuki**
Uh...
**[15:25] Yuzuki**
In that case, Akagami-kun...
**[15:29] Yuzuki**
Why don't the two of us go out together?
**[15:36] Yuzuki**
Tomorrow, we're throwing a
Christmas party with the others.
**[15:39] Akagami**
What? Even though we live at a temple?
**[15:42] Yuzuki**
Yeah. And we'll be exchanging presents,
so let's choose ours together.
**[15:48] Akagami**
G-G-Got... Got it!
**[15:51] Yuzuki**
What's wrong with you, Akagami-kun?!
**[15:53] Akagami**
* Going out together on Christmas Eve*
* carries too much meaning.*
**[15:57] Akagami**
*Not only that, but I'm with Yuzuki-san.*
**[16:02] Akagami**
*Christmas songs and lights everywhere.*
**[16:05] Akagami**
*The entire town seems to be in good spirits.*
**[16:08] Akagami**
*Damn you, Christmas Eve!*
**[16:11] Akagami**
*But I'll never bend to your will!*
**[16:14] Yuzuki**
Let's go, Akagami-kun.
**[16:17] Akagami**
Okay!
**[16:19] Yuzuki**
This way.
**[16:21] Yuzuki**
What do you think of this?
**[16:24] Yuzuki**
So cute.
**[16:31] Akagami**
Hooray, hooray!
**[16:35] Akagami**
*This is too much fun!*
**[16:40] Akagami**
*So this is the power of Christmas Eve.*
**[16:43] Akagami**
*I require much more training.*
**[16:45] Yuzuki**
Have you chosen your present yet?
**[16:47] Akagami**
Huh? Er, no.
**[16:49] Akagami**
I'm not sure what to buy.
**[16:53] Yuzuki**
You don't need to think about it that hard.
**[16:56] Akagami**
You think so?
**[16:57] Yuzuki**
Buy whatever you'd want to give
that expresses your gratitude
**[17:00] Yuzuki**
for everything people do for you.
**[17:04] Akagami**
I see.
**[17:05] Yuzuki**
Oh, I know. There's actually
a shop I'd recommend.
***SIGN*** Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
***SIGN*** ~Tsukishita~
***SIGN*** Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
***SIGN*** ~Tsukishita~
**[17:13] Akagami**
A Buddhist goods store?
**[17:15] Yuzuki**
Yeah. My senpai's family runs the shop.
**[17:19] Yuzuki**
Since they sell stuff we use
every day at the temple,
**[17:22] Yuzuki**
it might be easier to find something.
**[17:25] Akagami**
I see.
**[17:29] Akagami**
Prayer beads...
**[17:31] Yuzuki**
Is that what you're getting?
**[17:32] Akagami**
No, I just don't have any.
**[17:35] Yuzuki**
Oh, right. I only have informal beads.
**[17:39] Akagami**
Informal?
**[17:40] Yuzuki**
There are formal and informal prayer beads.
***SIGN*** Informal Prayer Beads
***SIGN*** Current
standard!
***SIGN*** Formal Prayer Beads
***SIGN*** 108
beads!
**[17:44] Yuzuki**
Formal beads are used for important
occasions such as the tokudo ceremony.
**[17:49] Akagami**
Ah.
**[17:51] Yuzuki**
But they're pretty expensive.
**[17:55] Yuzuki**
I'll have to borrow Kiki-san's or my parents'
beads for my tokudo ceremony.
**[17:58] Akagami**
I see.
**[18:00] Yuzuki**
I'll become a proper priest soon
and buy my own beads.
**[18:06] Mari**
Don't buy them "someday." Buy them now.
**[18:09] Yuzuki**
Mari-san!
**[18:10] Mari**
Welcome, Yuzukin.
**[18:12] Yuzuki**
It's good to see you again.
This is Akagami-kun.
**[18:15] Akagami**
Nice to meet you.
**[18:16] Yuzuki**
This is my senpai, Mari-san.
**[18:18] Mari**
Hello.
**[18:19] Mari**
If you're looking for prayer beads,
we've got some nice ones.
**[18:23] Mari**
His and her prayer beads.
**[18:25] Akagami**
What? Those exist?
**[18:28] Mari**
Of course. After all, at Buddhist weddings,
**[18:32] Mari**
the couple exchanges
prayer beads instead of rings.
**[18:34] Akagami**
They do?
**[18:36] Yuzuki**
I guess that's not common knowledge.
**[18:38] Mari**
We've got other products for couples,
like for marriage and fertility.
**[18:44] Yuzuki**
Why do you keep showing us those products?
**[18:47] Mari**
Because you're a couple, aren't you?
**[18:49] Akagami**
A coup—
**[18:49] Yuzuki**
No, it's not like that.
**[18:52] Mari**
You're not?
**[18:54] Mari**
But you're here together on Christmas Eve.
**[18:57] Mari**
I thought you were on a date.
**[19:06] Akagami**
*What? Did she just realize that?!*
**[19:10] Akagami**
Um, it really isn't like that between us.
**[19:14] Mari**
Really?
**[19:16] Mari**
There's nothing at all?
**[19:17] Akagami**
N-No.
**[19:19] Mari**
But Yuzukin's blushing.
She must feel something, right?
**[19:22] Akagami**
Huh?!
**[19:23] Yuzuki**
Don't look at me, Akagami-kun!
**[19:26] Mari**
Yuzukin went all-out today.
**[19:29] Mari**
Normally, she dresses more casually.
**[19:33] Mari**
She's even wearing makeup today.
**[19:37] Mari**
And she must be happy,
because she's even gained some—
**[19:40] Yuzuki**
Mari-san, I'd like this, please!
**[19:42] Mari**
Sure, thanks for shopping.
**[19:44] Yuzuki**
It's really not like that, okay?!
***SIGN*** Join us!
***SIGN*** Prayer bead making experience!
***SIGN*** 1,000 yen~
***SIGN*** Ages 5 and up
**[19:46] Mari**
Yeah, yeah.
**[19:47] Yuzuki**
Jeez!
**[19:52] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, have you chosen a present yet?
**[19:54] Akagami**
Yes, thanks to you.
**[19:59] Yuzuki**
I'm glad.
**[20:02] Akagami**
*Was Yuzuki-san trying to cheer me up?*
**[20:10] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, I'm excited for tomorrow.
**[20:15] Yuzuki**
Me, too, Akagami-kun.
**[20:21] Tsukuyo**
It's Christmas already.
**[20:24] Kurage**
The year flew by.
**[20:26] Tsukuyo**
Don't you think it's been
a little too hectic recently?
**[20:30] Kurage**
So much has changed.
I'm even steadily becoming an adult.
**[20:36] Tsukuyo**
If anything's changed, it's Mia.
**[20:39] Mia**
Is my training paying off?
**[20:42] Both**
You've gotten sexier.
**[20:43] Mia**
What?!
**[20:45] Tsukuyo**
You seemed so fastidious at first.
***SIGN*** Show some skin?
Preposterous!
**[20:46] Mia**
Castrate him.
***SIGN*** Pay for your
insolence with
your life!
**[20:48] Kurage**
But now I hardly recognize you.
**[20:50] Tsukuyo**
Your clothes have changed.
**[20:53] Kurage**
There's more emphasis on your curves.
**[20:55] Mia**
Well, it's not on purpose!
**[20:58] Tsukuyo**
Sorry, sorry.
**[21:00] Tsukuyo**
It's a good look on you, and we know
there's no indecent reason for it.
**[21:03] Mia**
I just want Akagami to look at my boobs!
**[21:07] Tsukuyo**
That *is* an indecent reason!
**[21:09] Mia**
No, it's not.
**[21:11] Kurage**
You've gotten pretty pervy, too.
**[21:13] Tsukuyo**
No, I haven't!
**[21:16] Kurage**
And Yuzuki-oneechan is a quiet perv.
**[21:23] Kagura**
My, my. I suppose he's changed all of us.
**[21:30] Kagura**
The four of us used to plan how to drive
Akagami-san out of the temple.
**[21:36] Mia**
You're right.
**[21:38] Kurage**
The biggest change was probably
Akagami-san's arrival.
**[21:43] Tsukuyo**
Now none of us want to get rid of him.
**[21:47] Mia**
Yeah.
**[21:57] Kagura**
Akagami-san is such an interesting person.
**[22:05] Kagura**
He's a real nuisance.
**[22:08] Kagura**
I'll stamp him out.
**[23:45] Kagura**
Question: what can be found
dangling in the middle of the body?
***SIGN*** Next Time
Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
**[23:49] Mia**
It's sometimes thick and sometimes thin, right?
**[23:52] Tsukuyo**
Whoa, Mia!
**[23:53] Mia**
And doing it alone is a sign of adulthood.