E4 - Go Ahead and Take a Shower

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[00:00] Kiki
    By the way, Yuzuki.
[00:02] Yuzuki
    Yes?
[00:03] Kiki
    You seem rather relaxed, but wasn't your
    matchmaking meeting postponed to today?
[00:10] Kiki
    This temple's future depends on it, right?
SIGN    Mikazuki
    Temple
[00:14] Yuzuki
    I'm going to be late!
[00:17] Akemitsu
    Where's the meeting?
[00:19] Yuzuki
    At Ryukoku Temple.
[00:20] Yuzuki
    We're actually supposed to move out
    of the temple as soon as possible.
[00:26] Akemitsu
    What?
[00:27] Yuzuki
    Neither of my parents live at the temple.
[00:31] Yuzuki
    Without a head priest, a family
    has no right to reside at a temple.
[00:36] Yuzuki
    But if my matchmaking meeting goes well
    and a new head priest moves in...
[00:41] Akemitsu
    You'd enter a marriage you don't want
    just to keep the temple open?
[00:46] Yuzuki
    It was my decision.
[00:48] Yuzuki
    I won't allow the temple to close!
SIGN    Bus Stop
SIGN    Bus
[01:02] Yuzuki
    Maybe it's impossible for me
    to keep the temple open.
[01:09] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san...
[01:15] Akemitsu
    This is an opportunity for you to get changed.
[01:18] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[01:19] Akemitsu
    You'll get changed now, and we'll exit
    when we hit the next red light!
[01:23] Yuzuki
    But...
[01:24] Akemitsu
    We'll borrow this truck once we're out.
[01:26] Akemitsu
    I have truck-driving experience, too.
[01:30] Yuzuki
    All right! Let's get changed
    and break down that door!
[01:35] Akemitsu
    Got it!
SIGN    Episode 4
[03:08] Akemitsu
    And so, Akemitsu and Yuzuki
    broke through the trailer doors,
[03:12] Akemitsu
    borrowed the truck,
    and headed to Ryukoku Temple, where—
SIGN    Black Bus
    Transport
    Company
SIGN    Episode 4: Go Ahead and Take a Shower
[03:24] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, I don't want this
    temple to close after all.
[03:28] (Flashback) Kiki
    But it'll take three years for you
    to become the head priest.
[03:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I know.
[03:34] (Flashback) Kiki
    And this temple has only one year left.
[03:36] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I know.
[03:38] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'm going to hire a matchmaker.
SIGN    Ryukoku
    Temple
[03:58] Yuzuki
    We made it!
[04:00] Yuzuki
    Um, I'm here for the matchmaking meeting!
[04:03] Priest
    Aoba Yuzuki-san?
[04:06] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun!
[04:07] Akemitsu
    Yes?
[04:08] Yuzuki
    Thank you so much for getting me this far.
[04:11] Yuzuki
    I'll handle the rest.
[04:13] Akemitsu
    Of course!
[04:14] Akemitsu
    There isn't a man in this world
    who wouldn't fall for you!
SIGN    Black Bus
    Transport
    Company
[04:19] Akemitsu
    What? She laughed at me?
[04:24] Yuzuki
    I'll see you later.
[04:28] Akemitsu
    Good luck.
[04:30] Akemitsu
    This is surely goodbye.
[04:34] Akemitsu
    Since she's getting married,
    a man like me can't keep living with her.
[04:40] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san, I wish you the best.
[04:45] Akemitsu
    Huh?
[04:48] Akemitsu
    Who are you?
[04:50] High Priest Aoba
    Who are you? And what are you doing here?
[04:54] Akemitsu
    What do you mean?
[04:56] High Priest Aoba
    You must be associated with the temple
    since you're wearing work clothes.
[04:59] High Priest Aoba
    So start tidying up the yard.
[05:01] Akemitsu
    Huh?! B-But I...
[05:10] Yuzuki
    My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
[05:13] Yuzuki
    Thank you for having me today.
[05:17] Hoan
    Thank you for making the trip here.
SIGN    Ryokoku Temple Third Son
SIGN    Kijo Hoan
[05:22] Hoan
    My name is Kijo Hoan.
[05:25] Yuzuki
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[05:27] Hoan
    You're quite young.
[05:29] Hoan
    Why seek a matchmaker at your age?
[05:32] Yuzuki
    Because I love Mikazuki Temple
    and the people who live there.
[05:37] Hoan
    I see.
[05:39] Yuzuki
    You should visit sometime.
[05:41] Yuzuki
    I'm proud to call them my family and friends.
[05:44] Yuzuki
    They're warm, kind, and so dependable.
[05:49] Yuzuki
    I'm sure they're supporting me
    from afar right now...
[05:59] Yuzuki
    There's one right there?!
[06:01] Yuzuki
    Is that really him or a doppelganger?
[06:03] Akemitsu
    I don't want to see Yuzuki-san
    meeting with another man!
[06:09] Akemitsu
    But... her alluring figure is a sight to behold!
[06:16] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, look at me.
[06:23] Akemitsu
    Worldly desires, begone!
    Worldly desires, begone!
[06:26] Yuzuki
    That's definitely him!
[06:28] Hoan
    Is something the matter?
[06:29] Yuzuki
    Huh?!
[06:30] Hoan
    You must be nervous.
[06:32] Yuzuki
    Oh, no. Not really.
[06:34] Hoan
    It's all right. Just imagine your family
    and friends are nearby watching over you.
[06:39] Yuzuki
    Actually, I'm anxious
    because one of them is here!
[06:41] Akemitsu
    Worldly desires, begone!
[06:43] Yuzuki
    What should I do? What was I about to say?
[06:47] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san is distressed.
[06:49] Akemitsu
    That's not good. My presence is
    having a negative influence on her.
[06:52] Akemitsu
    I must hide myself immediately.
[06:56] High Priest Aoba
    Over here. Come here.
[06:58] Akemitsu
    It's that nun again.
[07:06] Akemitsu
    Th-The matchmaker has suddenly fallen
    ill and is no longer able to attend,
[07:10] Akemitsu
    so I, the humble Akagami,
    will be taking their place.
[07:15] Yuzuki
    What's going on here?
[07:16] Akemitsu
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[07:20] Akemitsu
    I must at least play Cupid for them.
[07:24] Akemitsu
    Well then, milady.
[07:25] Yuzuki
    "Milady"?
[07:26] Akemitsu
    Shall we get started?
[07:28] Yuzuki
    Uh, y-yes.
[07:30] Akemitsu
    Milord.
[07:31] Hoan
    "Milord"...
[07:33] Akemitsu
    What would you like to do on
    a date with your sweetheart?
[07:36] Hoan
    I'd like to go see a movie.
[07:39] Hoan
    I often go alone, but I'd enjoy going together.
[07:44] Yuzuki
    The meeting's actually moving forward.
SIGN    Relieved
[07:46] Yuzuki
    Maybe I don't need to be worried.
[07:48] Akemitsu
    A movie?!
[07:51] Akemitsu
    A movie theater... Couples' seating...
[07:54] Akemitsu
    Under cover of darkness...
[07:56] Yuzuki
    This is embarrassing.
[08:00] Yuzuki
    You look like an Asura, Akagami-kun!
[08:02] Akemitsu
    No, no. I'm Cupid.
[08:05] Akemitsu
    How do you spend your days off?
[08:08] Hoan
    I spend them relaxing at hot springs.
[08:10] Akemitsu
    Hot springs?!
[08:16] Yuzuki
    Allow me to join you.
[08:20] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, are you okay?
[08:23] Akemitsu
    Don't worry about me. In that case, milord...
[08:27] Akemitsu
    What if you were to get married?
[08:30] Hoan
    I'd like to have about ten kids.
[08:35] Yuzuki
    I want your babies.
[08:39] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun!
[08:46] Yuzuki
    Um, I'm sorry about that.
[08:49] Hoan
    It's fine. Your friends really
    are exactly as you described.
[08:53] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[08:54] Hoan
    I don't know what he was doing here,
[08:57] Hoan
    but I'm certain he didn't come
    to interfere with our meeting.
[09:00] Hoan
    I consider myself an excellent
    judge of character.
[09:04] Hoan
    He must've been genuinely worried about you.
[09:08] Hoan
    There wasn't a single lie
    in anything he said or did.
[09:12] Yuzuki
    Lies...
[09:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki Mom
    Listen to me, Yuzuki. You mustn't lie.
[09:20] Yuzuki
    That's right. Lying is wrong.
[09:24] Hoan
    Is something the matter?
[09:26] Yuzuki
    Kijo-san, I'm sorry.
[09:28] Yuzuki
    I don't actually intend to get married.
[09:34] (Flashback) Kiki
    So you'll have a man qualified to serve as
    a head priest take over Mikazuki Temple.
[09:39] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Yes.
[09:40] (Flashback) Kiki
    And that's why you're hiring a matchmaker?
[09:42] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I know it isn't the noblest of motives.
[09:45] (Flashback) Kiki
    Sounds fine to me. After all,
    you'll be meeting Buddhist priests.
[09:49] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Huh?
[09:51] (Flashback) Kiki
    You can just go through the
    motions of attending a meeting.
[09:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    But...
[09:55] (Flashback) Kiki
    You're basically buying time
    until you become a nun, right?
SIGN    Temple
[09:59] (Flashback) Kiki
    Then just get engaged and
    break it off in three years.
[10:04] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Doesn't that sound like a scam?
[10:06] (Flashback) Kiki
    What are you talking about?
[10:08] (Flashback) Kiki
    He'll get the chance to dream of
    marrying a beautiful young woman.
[10:11] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    That's totally a scam.
[10:13] (Flashback) Kiki
    If you really like him,
    then you can get married.
[10:17] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    What if he wants to get married sooner?
[10:19] (Flashback) Kiki
    Tell him you want to focus on your studies
    a little longer and have him wait.
[10:26] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Okay. I'll give it a shot.
[10:28] (Flashback) Kiki
    Good, that's the spirit.
[10:31] (Flashback) Kiki
    Show some unmarried
    reject priest a fleeting dream.
[10:35] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, what do you have against priests?
[10:40] Hoan
    I see.
[10:41] Hoan
    In other words, you wanted help
    keeping your temple open.
[10:46] Yuzuki
    Yes.
[10:47] Hoan
    And that's why you hired a matchmaker.
[10:50] Yuzuki
    I'm really sorry. I realized I shouldn't lie.
[10:55] Yuzuki
    Still...
[10:56] Yuzuki
    I know this is insolent of me, but please...
[10:59] Yuzuki
    Would you be willing to get engaged?
[11:02] Yuzuki
    Please give me—give us some time.
[11:06] Hoan
    You're a straightforward person. I like that.
[11:12] Hoan
    But you're a child.
[11:14] Hoan
    I hear Mikazuki Temple is
    perpetually broke and understaffed.
[11:20] Hoan
    And the main temple is in
    desperate need of repairs.
[11:23] Yuzuki
    I...
[11:25] Hoan
    Can you satisfy your parishioners like that?
[11:28] Hoan
    Can you save others when you
    can't even take care of yourself?
[11:32] Hoan
    Keeping the temple open
    won't make anyone happy.
[11:37] Hoan
    I'm sure whoever decided to shut
    it down had the same thought.
[11:43] Yuzuki
    No one?
[11:46] Yuzuki
    But they're...
[11:48] Hoan
    Wake up and smell the coffee.
[11:53] Hoan
    Mikazuki Temple isn't worth protecting.
[11:57] Yuzuki
    Still, I will take over the temple!
[12:02] Akemitsu
    I had no idea my debt had
    made the situation so terrible.
[12:06] Akemitsu
    The least I can do is give my life
    to restore Mikazuki Temple's image!
[12:11] Yuzuki
    That would only hurt our
    image more, Akagami-kun!
[12:14] Akemitsu
    Milord, is there any way we can have
    a second chance at this meeting?
[12:20] Hoan
    Akagami-san, was it?
[12:23] Hoan
    Shutting the temple down
    should be in your best interest, too.
[12:26] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[12:27] Hoan
    You could slowly pay off your debt.
[12:30] Hoan
    Once the temple is gone,
    you won't have to serve them.
[12:33] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. It's good for Akagami-kun, too.
[12:37] Hoan
    I do believe that concludes our meeting.
[12:44] Hoan
    Listen, nobody needs Mikazuki Temple any—
[12:47] Akemitsu
    That temple and Yuzuki-san have saved me twice.
[12:51] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun...
[12:53] Akemitsu
    That temple isn't worthless.
[12:58] Hoan
    You think it should stay open?
[13:01] Akemitsu
    Yes.
[13:02] Hoan
    Even if Yuzuki-san suffers because of it?
[13:06] Hoan
    Running a temple is hardly easy.
[13:09] Hoan
    She won't be the only one.
[13:10] Hoan
    Her family and parishioners
    will suffer, as well.
[13:12] Hoan
    What if she fails? What if things get worse?
[13:15] Hoan
    What will you do when
    she can't take it anymore?
[13:20] Akemitsu
    I'll support her.
[13:24] Hoan
    Oh? Do you swear it?
[13:27] Hoan
    You'll spend the rest of your life
    making Aoba Yuzuki-san happy?
[13:32] Akemitsu
    I will!
[13:34] Hoan
    You'll remain with her
    in sickness and in health?
[13:37] Yuzuki
    What?!
[13:38] Akemitsu
    I will!
[13:39] Yuzuki
    Hey, wait...
[13:41] Hoan
    You'll care for one another and build
    a bright and happy family together?
[13:46] Akemitsu
    I will!
[13:46] Yuzuki
    Is this... a propo—
[13:49] Hoan
    Then demonstrate the worth
    of Mikazuki Temple.
[13:54] Hoan
    Show me that the ideals of children
    can overcome the harshness of reality.
[14:01] Hoan
    Now then, Aoba Yuzuki-san.
[14:04] Yuzuki
    Yes?
[14:05] Hoan
    I accept your engagement proposal.
[14:08] Yuzuki
    What?!
[14:09] Hoan
    But I'm only lending you my name.
[14:15] Akemitsu And Yuzuki
    Thank you!
[14:22] High Priest Aoba
    Hoan, I thought I told you to
    convince her to shut down the temple.
[14:28] Hoan
    She brought an interesting boy along,
    and I couldn't help myself.
[14:31] Hoan
    Weren't you curious about him, too?
[14:34] Hoan
    That's why you involved him in the meeting.
[14:36] Hoan
    Isn't that right, High Priest Aoba?
[14:40] High Priest Aoba
    Akagami...
[14:42] High Priest Aoba
    He's that man's son, huh?
SIGN    A contented mind is a perpetual feast.
[14:50] Yuzuki
    Too bad we missed the last bus.
[14:54] Akemitsu
    We'll walk to the station.
[14:58] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry for everything.
[14:59] Akemitsu
    What do you mean?
[15:01] Yuzuki
    Nothing.
[15:02] Akemitsu
    Either way, I'm glad the
    matchmaking meeting went well.
[15:06] Akemitsu
    So you're getting engaged in
    name only, but won't marry...
[15:10] Akemitsu
    Does that mean I don't have
    to move out of the temple?!
[15:14] Yuzuki
    Of course.
[15:16] Akemitsu
    Yahoo! All right! Yes!
[15:22] Akemitsu
    Yahoo!
[15:28] Akemitsu
    Y-Yuzuki-san?!
[15:30] Yuzuki
    Sorry! I'm not sure what
    my face looks like right now.
[15:35] Yuzuki
    Thank you, Akagami-kun.
[15:40] Akemitsu
    You're crying and blushing at the same time!
[15:42] Yuzuki
    Why did you have to look?!
[15:45] Akemitsu
    Are you feeling unwell?
[15:46] Yuzuki
    No, you idiot!
SIGN    Platform 2
SIGN    Train service has ended for the day
[15:52] Station Announce
    The last train has departed from the station.
[15:56] Station Announce
    The exits will be closed shortly.
[15:58] Station Announce
    Please leave the station immediately.
[16:07] Akemitsu
    We'll get a taxi.
[16:08] Yuzuki
    Good idea!
[16:09] Yuzuki
    There aren't any here!
[16:13] Yuzuki
    I don't see any cars, and my phone's dead.
[16:17] Yuzuki
    What about yours?
[16:20] Akemitsu
    Mine was crushed.
[16:22] Yuzuki
    What happened?!
[16:24] Yuzuki
    What are we going to do? It's getting cold.
[16:27] Yuzuki
    Ow!
[16:28] Yuzuki
    A blister...
[16:31] Akemitsu
    That's not good. We'll have to rest somewhere.
SIGN    Silk Road Beyond Nirvana
[16:43] Akemitsu
    No, no, no.
[16:46] Akemitsu
    She's not seducing you. This is definitely
    not a come-on, Akagami Akemitsu.
[16:51] Akemitsu
    Begone, worldly desires!
[16:54] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun.
[16:57] Yuzuki
    Should we check it out?
[16:58] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san?!
SIGN    Silk Road Beyond Nirvana
[17:01] Akemitsu
    How can you be so casual about it?!
[17:03] Yuzuki
    I don't mean in a weird way.
[17:05] Yuzuki
    But you know, there's nothing else around.
[17:08] Akemitsu
    That's not the problem here!
[17:09] Akemitsu
    A young man and woman shouldn't
    casually enter a love hotel together!
SIGN    Room 205
SIGN    Stay
SIGN    Rest
[17:15] Akemitsu
    We checked in!
[17:19] Yuzuki
    Wow!
[17:20] Yuzuki
    Isn't this place amazing, Akagami-kun?
[17:22] Akemitsu
    It sure is.
[17:24] Yuzuki
    And it's way cleaner than I expected.
[17:26] Akemitsu
    It sure is.
[17:28] Yuzuki
    Looks like we can order food, too.
[17:30] Akemitsu
    Great attitude, Yuzuki-san.
[17:32] Akemitsu
    There's no way things will get awkward now.
[17:35] Yuzuki
    They've even got karaoke and games.
[17:38] Akemitsu
    As long as I don't look at that wall...
[17:41] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, look.
SIGN    Cosplay Costumes for Rent
SIGN    Free!!
[17:43] Yuzuki
    They've got cosplay costumes.
SIGN    Cosplay Costumes for Rent
[17:47] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san!
[17:48] Akemitsu
    Wh-Why? Why must you
    provoke my worldly desires?!
[17:54] Akemitsu
    Calm down. Yuzuki-san's
    doing this to ease the tension.
[17:58] Yuzuki
    They've got movies, too.
[18:00] Yuzuki
    We can watch all the AVs we want.
[18:01] Akemitsu
    Worldly desires, begone!
[18:03] Yuzuki
    Oh, sorry. I got carried away.
SIGN    Worldy
    Desires Begone...
[18:07] Akemitsu
    It's fine.
[18:24] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun...
[18:25] Akemitsu
    Y-Yes?
[18:27] Yuzuki
    Go ahead and take a shower.
[18:29] Akemitsu
    She's totally down!
[18:35] Akemitsu
    No, don't be ridiculous.
[18:37] Akemitsu
    There's no way Yuzuki-san
    would try to seduce me.
[18:43] Akemitsu
    She considerately suggested I bathe
    because she knows I'm exhausted.
[18:49] Akemitsu
    That's right. It wasn't for
    any inappropriate reason.
[18:55] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san, I'm out of the—
[18:59] Akemitsu
    Is something the matter?
[19:01] Yuzuki
    No.
[19:04] Yuzuki
    I'm going to take a bath.
[19:05] Akemitsu
    O-Okay.
[19:15] Akemitsu
    Y-Yuzuki-san was watching an AV?
[19:20] Akemitsu
    Hang on! Surely she didn't
    have me take a bath first
[19:23] Akemitsu
    because she wanted to secretly watch an AV!
SIGN    Correct
[19:26] Kurage
    That's correct, Akagami-san.
[19:28] Kurage
    Yuzuki-oneechan is a perv, too.
[19:30] Kurage
    The quiet type.
[19:32] Akemitsu
    What am I supposed to do here?!
[19:35] Perv-Mitsu
    What's there to think about?
SIGN    Akagami Perv-mitsu
[19:37] Perv-Mitsu
    Pinning her down is the only choice!
SIGN    Dummy-gami Akemitsu
[19:40] Dummy-Gami
    Isn't that what she's hoping you'll do?
[19:43] Perv-Mitsu
    Show her the kind of man you are!
[19:45] Perv-Mitsu
    You musn't embarrass a woman.
[19:49] Akemitsu
    Why do they have to agree with each other?
[19:52] Perv-Mitsu
    C'mon, be honest with yourself.
[19:54] Dummy-Gami
    Don't you want to get with her, too?
[19:56] Akemitsu
    Stop!
[19:59] Akemitsu
    Wait, violence is wrong.
[20:02] Both
    Let's climb the stairs of adulthood together.
[20:04] Akemitsu
    Damn it!
[20:08] Akemitsu
    I swore I'd support her.
[20:13] Akemitsu
    I'll protect her from myself!
[20:22] Yuzuki
    Wow, so that's what AVs are like.
[20:29] Yuzuki
    This bath is huge.
[20:32] Yuzuki
    What's this for?
[20:35] Yuzuki
    I can't believe I actually
    entered a love hotel.
[20:38] Yuzuki
    What should I do? What am I supposed to do?
[20:41] Yuzuki
    I'll start by warming up and calming down.
[20:48] Yuzuki
    Now that I've calmed down,
    I'm so embarrassed!
[20:52] Yuzuki
    Why did I act so excited?!
[20:55] Yuzuki
    By bringing him here, I made it seem
    like I'm hoping something will happen!
[21:00] Yuzuki
    We're going to have a
    misunderstanding, aren't we?
[21:03] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun and I are about to...
[21:09] (Flashback) Akemitsu
    I'll support her.
[21:14] (Flashback) Akemitsu
    I will!
[21:25] Yuzuki
    If Akagami-kun really wants me, then I...
[21:41] Yuzuki
    What?
[21:44] Akemitsu
    Don't worry.
[21:47] Akemitsu
    No harm will come to you now, Yuzuki-san.
[21:52] Akemitsu
    You can rest at ease.
[21:57] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san, why did you blindfold me?
[22:00] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san? Hey, Yuzuki-san...
[22:06] Akemitsu
    How am I supposed to use the bathroom?
[22:09] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san? You're there, aren't you?
SIGN    Silk Road Beyond Nirvana
[22:12] Yuzuki
    Dummy.
[22:13] Akemitsu
    Hey!
SIGN    Next Time
    
    How Shall I Make
    You Take Responsibility?
[23:45] Kagura
    Bullseye.
[23:47] Kiki
    Oh?
[23:48] Kagura
    Finally got it.
[23:50] Kiki
    Ah, I see.
[23:52] Kiki
    You're talking about archery, right?
[23:54] Kagura
    Aw, come on.
[23:56] Kiki
    You're too desperate to make it happen.