E1 - You'll Repay Us With Your Body!

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[00:01] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Now listen, Akemitsu.
[00:03] (Flashback) Harukaze
    No one can live alone.
[00:06] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    Where'd that come from, Dad?
[00:09] (Flashback) Harukaze
    As a member of the Akagami family,
    you should understand.
[00:12] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Two is better than one,
    and many is better than two.
[00:16] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Doesn't having more friends make you happier?
[00:18] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    Yeah!
[00:19] (Flashback) Harukaze
    So your dad thought, "Surely it's
    better to have more lovers, too."
[00:25] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    You're so cool, Dad!
[00:29] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Looks like my ride is here.
[00:33] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    Are you going somewhere, Dad?
[00:36] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Yes. Your dad has decided
    to live his own life...
[00:42] (Flashback) Harukaze
    by getting real friendly with all the
    women of the world he hasn't met yet.
[00:46] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    You're so cool, Dad! The coolest!
[00:51] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    Dad!
SIGN    Episode 1: You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
[02:40] Kurage
    Poke, poke.
[02:51] Kagura
    Hilarious.
[03:03] Akemitsu
    I have to get to class!
[03:08] Akemitsu
    My father once said to me,
[03:11] Akemitsu
    "No one can live alone."
[03:18] Coach
    Last two laps!
[03:20] Man A
    Sure is nice.
[03:21] Man B
    Sure is.
[03:23] Man A
    That sure is a nice ass.
[03:24] Man B
    Sure is.
[03:26] Man A
    Hey, Akagami.
[03:27] Man B
    Check it out.
[03:29] Akemitsu
    Sorry, but I've got work.
[03:32] Man A
    Akagami never changes.
[03:35] Man B
    Hey, wanna go to a mixer?
[03:39] Akemitsu
    I'll pass.
SIGN    Civil Service Exam
    Study Guide
[03:41] Akemitsu
    No need, no need, no need!
[03:43] Akemitsu
    The life of Akagami Akemitsu needs no women!
[03:51] Akemitsu
    Thank you.
[03:53] Manager
    Thanks for picking up this shift
    on such short notice, Akagami-kun.
[03:57] Akemitsu
    No problem, boss.
[03:59] Manager
    Are you sure you're okay staying this late?
[04:01] Manager
    I figured a college student would have
    a date planned or something.
[04:04] Akemitsu
    Oh, I'm going to be single for life.
[04:07] Manager
    Are you? By the time your father was your age—
[04:11] Akemitsu
    I'm not like my father.
[04:14] Manager
    S-Sorry...
[04:17] Akemitsu
    Welcome.
[04:27] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    You're so cool, Dad!
[04:32] Akemitsu
    There's no way that perverted scumbag
    was cool, five-year-old me.
[04:39] Akemitsu
    I've suffered so much
    embarrassment because of that jerk.
[04:44] (Flashback) Woman
    Akagami Akemitsu? Oh, my! From that family?
[04:48] (Flashback) Classmate A
    No! He's an Akagami! He'll violate us!
[04:53] Akemitsu
    I shall wipe away this dishonor.
[04:56] Akemitsu
    Mixers? Girlfriends?
SIGN    Mixers
SIGN    Mixers
SIGN    Girlfriends
SIGN    Girlfriends
[04:58] Akemitsu
    Those are just evils, nothing more.
[05:00] Akemitsu
    I'll live a noble single life.
[05:03] Akemitsu
    I'll pass the civil service exam and
    acquire a stable income and status.
SIGN    Civil Service Exam
    Study Guide
[05:09] Akemitsu
    And then... And then...
SIGN    Civil Service Exam
    Study Guide
SIGN    Guaranteed Success Series Study Guide
[05:13] Yuzuki
    Wait!
[05:25] Akemitsu
    Where'd this bale of rice come from?
[05:27] Yuzuki
    I'm so sorry!
[05:35] Yuzuki
    Are you all right? Are you hurt?
[05:39] Yuzuki
    I'm really sorry. The cart tipped over.
[05:44] Yuzuki
    Um, can you stand?
[05:47] Yuzuki
    Are you in any pain?
[05:50] Yuzuki
    What should I do?
    I guess I should call an ambulance.
[05:55] Akemitsu
    There's no problem.
[05:56] Akemitsu
    I'm totally fine.
[05:59] Yuzuki
    Wait!
[06:01] Akemitsu
    Crap, crap, crap!
[06:03] Akemitsu
    This can't be real! No way!
[06:05] Akemitsu
    This can't happen! Not to me!
[06:22] Akemitsu
    She's cute...
[06:30] Coach
    Last lap!
[06:32] Man A
    Should we enjoy the view again today?
[06:35] Man B
    Sounds good.
[06:40] Man B
    Huh? Akagami?
[06:41] Akemitsu
    So sexy...
[06:44] Man A
    We're gonna go to another mixer.
[06:46] Man B
    You're not coming, right?
[06:52] Akemitsu
    I'll go.
[06:53] Boy A
    Seriously?! What about your lectures?
[06:55] Akemitsu
    I'll skip.
[06:56] Boy B
    And your job?
[06:56] Akemitsu
    I'll skip.
[06:59] All
    Cheers!
[07:05] Akemitsu
    What am I doing?!
[07:08] Akemitsu
    I can't believe I fell in love at first sight!
[07:10] Akemitsu
    Not only do my feelings grow day by day,
[07:12] Akemitsu
    but I'm assaulted by waves of desire
    like water breaking through a dam!
[07:16] Akemitsu
    I even ended up getting fired from my job!
SIGN    Fired
    for
    skipping
    work
[07:18] Sign
    m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
[07:18] Akemitsu
    I'm about to fail my classes, too!
[07:21] Sign
    m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Failing
    for
    skipping
    class
[07:22] Akemitsu
    So this is the curse of the Akagami family?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Not
    a
    curse
SIGN    Incoming
    Call
[07:29] Akemitsu
    Hello? A mixer? Yeah, I'll be there.
[07:33] Akemitsu
    Wait, no!
[07:35] Akemitsu
    There's only one option left.
SIGN    Registrar
SIGN    Leave of Absence
[07:44] Registrar
    Are you serious?
[07:46] Akemitsu
    Yes.
[07:48] Registrar
    You're renouncing the world to become a monk?
    Do you have connections to a temple?
[07:52] Akemitsu
    When I discussed the idea with my uncle,
    who's a former priest, he lent me a stole.
[07:56] Registrar
    I feel like there are other ways
    to overcome your desires.
[08:00] Akemitsu
    Distancing yourself from the secular world
    is the best way to retrain yourself.
SIGN    Mikazuki
    Temple
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[08:08] Akemitsu
    This is it.
[08:10] Akemitsu
    I'll become a monk at this temple my uncle
    referred me to, one closed off to women.
[08:17] Akemitsu
    Now I won't be led astray.
[08:23] Akemitsu
    Pardon me!
[08:27] Akemitsu
    Pardon me!
[08:30] Yuzuki
    Yes?
[08:36] Yuzuki
    Can I help you?
[08:39] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[08:41] Yuzuki
    Um, excuse me...
[08:44] Yuzuki
    What kind of prank is this?!
[08:49] Yuzuki
    A stole? Wait, no way...
[08:56] Yuzuki
    One moment, please!
[08:59] Akemitsu
    What's she doing here?
[09:02] Akemitsu
    I thought women weren't allowed here.
[09:04] Akemitsu
    Is she an illusion produced by my desires?
[09:07] Yuzuki
    Thank you for waiting.
[09:10] Yuzuki
    Ouch...
[09:14] Yuzuki
    Excuse me. I was in a hurry.
SIGN    SPARKLE
SIGN    SPARKLE
SIGN    SPARKLE
SIGN    SPARKLE
[09:20] Yuzuki
    Thank you for coming all this way.
[09:22] Yuzuki
    My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
[09:27] Yuzuki
    Um, where are you going?
[09:36] Yuzuki
    Are you all right?
[09:41] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[09:43] Akemitsu
    No, no! Anything but that!
[09:46] Akemitsu
    I'm in no condition to resist right now!
[09:48] Yuzuki
    I-I'm sorry. My clothes...
[09:50] Akemitsu
    Don't look! I must leave here right away!
[09:53] Akemitsu
    Right away... I must... I...
[09:57] Akemitsu
    I love you! Please marry me!
[10:03] Yuzuki
    What?
SIGN    Life has its ups and downs.
[10:14] Yuzuki
    Here you are.
[10:15] Akemitsu
    Thank you.
[10:24] Akemitsu
    What's going on here?
[10:26] Akemitsu
    Why are we having tea?
[10:27] Akemitsu
    I thought joining a temple
    would look more like...
[10:31] Akemitsu
    Please let me join the temple!
[10:32] Monk
    Get out of here!
[10:33] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry. The head priest
    isn't here right now.
[10:37] Akemitsu
    I see.
[10:38] Yuzuki
    I was told you'd be coming tomorrow.
[10:42] Akemitsu
    I see. So there was a
    miscommunication with my uncle.
SIGN    Uncle
[10:45] Yuzuki
    So, um...
[10:48] Akemitsu
    Either way, what's she doing here?
[10:52] Yuzuki
    What are your interests?
[10:53] Akemitsu
    A question?
[10:55] Akemitsu
    Is this an admission test?
SIGN    Pass or Fail
[10:57] Akemitsu
    Did they invite a woman to a place where
    women are prohibited to gauge my reaction?
[11:02] Akemitsu
    This is bad. Really bad.
[11:05] Akemitsu
    I proposed to her seconds
    after arriving at the temple.
[11:07] Akemitsu
    I'm surely going to fail.
[11:11] Yuzuki
    I-Is something wrong?
[11:14] Akemitsu
    She's so cute.
[11:17] Yuzuki
    What are you doing?!
[11:19] Akemitsu
    Forgive me, but I'm experiencing
    some worldly desires.
[11:22] Akemitsu
    Where is your restroom?
[11:24] Yuzuki
    It's out the door and to the left.
[11:30] Akemitsu
    Crap, crap, crap. What should I do?
[11:35] Akemitsu
    What a magnificent yard.
[11:42] Akemitsu
    Is it down there?
[11:46] Akemitsu
    Are you stuck down there?
[11:52] Akemitsu
    It's too deep to reach.
[12:03] Yuzuki
    Hello, Kiki-san?
[12:05] Yuzuki
    What's the matter?
    Well, the man I'm supposed to meet
[12:09] Yuzuki
    arrived a day early for some reason.
[12:12] Yuzuki
    This is my first arranged marriage meeting.
[12:14] Yuzuki
    He actually asked me to marry
    him as soon as he got here.
[12:18] Yuzuki
    You're supposed to be the intermediary, right?
[12:20] Yuzuki
    Get back here and help me.
[12:22] Kiki
    Hang on. What are you talking about?
[12:25] Kiki
    The man you're supposed to meet
    is sitting next to me right now.
[12:30] Yuzuki
    What? Then who is he?
[12:33] Kiki
    Yuzuki, hello? Yuzuki?
[12:36] Tsukuyo
    I'm back.
[12:38] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo.
[12:40] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee, was your arranged
    marriage meeting today?
[12:43] Tsukuyo
    I was hoping to spy on you.
[12:46] Yuzuki
    A malevolent ghost appeared.
[12:48] Tsukuyo
    What?
[12:49] Yuzuki
    Or perhaps he's a type of spirit.
[12:52] Tsukuyo
    What are you talking about? Those don't... exist...
[12:57] Akemitsu
    Help me...
[13:07] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo, run!
[13:12] Akemitsu
    An ambulance...
[13:23] Yuzuki
    Ghost, begone!
[13:28] Yuzuki
    This way!
[13:33] Tsukuyo
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that thing?!
[13:35] Yuzuki
    I told you! That's the malevolent ghost!
[13:40] Akemitsu
    No! You've got the wrong idea!
[13:43] Kurage
    Where have you been?
[13:47] Kurage
    Oh, Onee-cha—
[13:48] Yuzuki
    Kurage!
[13:50] Tsukuyo
    Run!
[14:06] Mia
    Kagura, my brush.
[14:08] Kagura
    Yes, Mia-san.
[14:12] Kagura
    Mia-san, what is this?
SIGN    Nozawa Masako
[14:15] Mia
    It's read "Yamato nadeshiko."
[14:17] Mia
    It's a title granted to true
    gentlewomen who live stalwartly
[14:21] Mia
    in the tumultuous industry of voice acting.
[14:24] Kagura
    Oh...
[14:25] Mia
    We should strive to be like her.
[14:29] Mia
    What's all this noise?
[14:37] Mia
    Wh-What's going o—
[14:43] Mia
    Who is this guy?!
[14:44] Kagura
    Oh, my.
[14:45] Mia
    Move! Get off of me!
[14:47] Akemitsu
    I must resolve this misunderstanding...
[14:48] Mia
    Kagura, don't just watch! Help me!
[14:50] Kagura
    Hilarious.
[14:52] Mia
    This is hardly a laughing matter!
[14:56] Yuzuki
    Was that Mia's voice?
[14:58] Tsukuyo
    What should we do?
    The ghost is claiming more victims.
[15:02] Tsukuyo
    And we left Kurage behind!
[15:04] Yuzuki
    It seemed to ignore Kurage.
[15:07] Tsukuyo
    Then why is it coming after us?
[15:10] Tsukuyo
    What makes us different from Kurage?
[15:13] Yuzuki
    Different?
[15:15] Tsukuyo
    That ghost is a total perv!
[15:25] Yuzuki
    If he was a real ghost, that drop kick
    would've passed right through him.
[15:30] Akemitsu
    I'm sure they'll understand
    once I talk to them.
[15:46] Akemitsu
    No, wait. I...
[15:50] Akemitsu
    She really is cute, damn it.
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[16:00] Kiki
    A pervert? Now that's just perfect.
[16:04] Kiki
    So he was under the impression that this place
    was the temple his uncle referred him to.
[16:08] Kiki
    And when you saw his stole,
[16:10] Yuzuki
    you thought the monk you were supposed
    to meet came a day early.
[16:15] Yuzuki
    Yes.
[16:16] Kiki
    Now who's responsible for this?
[16:19] Yuzuki
    You forgot to tell me someone
    was coming to the temple.
[16:24] Kiki
    And you mistook him for
    the man you're meeting.
[16:27] Yuzuki
    I didn't think I'd need to look at his photo!
[16:31] Kiki
    His uncle's partially to blame, too.
SIGN    No Men Allowed
[16:33] Kiki
    He told his nephew to come here without
    realizing it'd been converted to a nunnery.
[16:39] Akemitsu
    A nunnery?
[16:41] Yuzuki
    I-I know it was a misunderstanding,
[16:44] Yuzuki
    but I'm truly sorry about the
    drop kick and palm heel strike!
[16:48] Akemitsu
    Don't worry about that.
[16:51] Akemitsu
    Who are these people?
[16:54] Yuzuki
    Well, you know, even if it was an accident,
[16:56] Yuzuki
    there are some things a lady should never do.
[16:59] Kiki
    Okay, why don't we do this?
[17:01] Kiki
    We'll agree you're both at fault,
    and he'll train here as a monk for a while.
[17:07] All
    What?!
[17:09] Tsukuyo
    Are you serious, Kiki-san?
[17:11] Yuzuki
    This is a nunnery.
[17:13] Kiki
    Just take down the sign
    that says men aren't allowed.
[17:15] Yuzuki
    Just like that?
[17:17] Kiki
    Are you saying you don't want
    a man around for free labor?
[17:27] Yuzuki
    B-But...
[17:28] Kiki
    I want to take it easy.
[17:30] Tsukuyo
    I'm sure you do, but...
[17:32] Kiki
    Don't fight it, you two.
[17:35] Akemitsu
    Huh? Are things starting to go my way?
[17:38] Mia
    You expect us to live with this man?
[17:40] Kagura
    Put that away.
[17:42] Tsukuyo
    You're in danger, too, Kiki-san!
[17:44] Tsukuyo
    He's boob-obsessed!
[17:46] Kiki
    Oh? Let's see.
[17:49] Tsukuyo
    Don't test him!
[17:51] Yuzuki
    Do you know what he said to me?!
[17:53] Yuzuki
    H-He said he lo... loves... loaaah!
[17:59] All
    Loah?
[18:00] Akemitsu
    Um... I appreciate the offer, but...
[18:07] Kiki
    Are you sure?
[18:09] Akemitsu
    Yes. I wouldn't want to cause any more trouble.
[18:12] Akemitsu
    Besides...
[18:16] Akemitsu
    I doubt she remembers our first meeting.
[18:22] Akemitsu
    Goodbye.
[18:30] Kurage
    Yuzuki-oneechan.
[18:32] Kurage
    Nyagosuke says it's too bad.
[18:36] Kurage
    I don't think he's a bad person.
[18:40] Yuzuki
    Maybe you're right.
[18:44] Akemitsu
    I missed the last one.
[18:48] Akemitsu
    What am I doing?
[18:52] Akemitsu
    What am I going to do now?
[18:55] Yuzuki
    Really, what are you going to do?
[19:02] Yuzuki
    I knew it.
[19:05] Yuzuki
    This place is way out in the country,
    so the buses stop running early.
[19:13] Akemitsu
    I-Is there something else you need?
[19:19] Yui
    Why don't you stay the night?
[19:22] Akemitsu
    What?
[19:24] Yuzuki
    I mean, we both made mistakes
    that caused trouble for each other,
[19:28] Yuzuki
    and our place has a lot of space,
    given that it's a temple.
[19:32] Yuzuki
    You still can't live here, though.
[19:35] Yuzuki
    I'll convince the others, okay?
[19:39] Akemitsu
    At least I'm a good judge of character.
[19:43] Akemitsu
    Thank you.
[19:45] Akemitsu
    But I'll do what I can on my own for a bit longer.
[19:50] Yuzuki
    I see.
[19:52] Akemitsu
    I don't want her to become
    a reason for me to run away.
[19:56] Yuzuki
    Anyway, I was so surprised today.
[20:00] Yuzuki
    How could you say that as soon as we met?
[20:02] Akemitsu
    I'm sorry. I hope you can forget about that.
[20:04] Yuzuki
    Forget? That's awful in its own way, too.
[20:09] Akemitsu
    Sorry.
[20:10] Yuzuki
    We've only met twice, and you're
    already asking me to marry you.
[20:14] Akemitsu
    She remembered.
[20:17] Yuzuki
    What kind of joke is that?
[20:24] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[20:26] Yuzuki
    Wait... You were joking, right?
[20:31] Akemitsu
    Um...
[20:32] Yuzuki
    Y-Yes?
[20:34] Akemitsu
    My name...
[20:36] Yuzuki
    Your name?
[20:38] Akemitsu
    My name is Akagami Akemitsu.
[20:42] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. I hadn't gotten your name yet.
[20:46] Yuzuki
    We're really rushing through things, aren't we?
[20:57] Yuzuki
    Nice to meet you. I'm Aoba Yuzuki.
[21:02] Akemitsu
    Nice to meet you.
[21:06] Yuzuki
    Wait... Akagami?
[21:09] Yuzuki
    Not... that Akagami?
SIGN    Mikazuki
    Temple
[21:15] Akemitsu
    I promise I'll do everything in my power
[21:19] Akemitsu
    to repay the 20 million yen
    my father owes you!
[21:22] Akemitsu
    I'm terribly sorry!
[21:25] Yuzuki
    Okay, okay. Down, girl.
[21:28] Tsukuyo
    I can't believe he's the son of the guy
[21:29] Tuskuyo
    who borrowed money from
    our temple and disappeared!
[21:34] Yuzuki
    Listen, everyone.
SIGN    Slave
[21:36] Yuzuki
    He can't possibly repay that amount right away,
[21:39] Yuzuki
    but we can't just let him off the hook.
SIGN    Slave Trade | Organ Trade
[21:42] Yuzuki
    So let's come up with a humane
    way for him to repay us.
SIGN    Slave Trade | Organ Trade
[21:45] Kagura
    Raise your hands to vote.
[21:47] Tsukuyo
    Slave trade.
[21:48] Mia
    Organ trade.
[21:49] Kurage
    Wouldn't it be best to sell his dignity?
[21:54] Kurage
    I bet he'd be able to work
    for a long, long time.
[21:56] Yuzuki
    Kurage, what are you talking about?
[21:58] Yuzuki
    In any case, after much thought,
[22:00] Yuzuki
    we've decided you'll repay us with your body.
[22:05] Akemitsu
    What?
[22:08] Tsukuyo And Mia
    What?!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
[23:46] Kurage
    Begin by removing your clothes.
[23:48] Tsukuyo
    Why?
[23:49] Kurage
    Akagami-san will remove his clothes, too.
[23:50] Tsukuyo
    Why?
[23:52] Kurage
    It'll go in once it's wet.
[23:53] Tsukuyo
    Why?!
[23:55] Kurage
    Being pervy isn't a bad thing.