E12 - No One Should Live Alone

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[00:05] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You want to take over Mikazuki Temple?
[00:08] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Are you serious about that, Yuzuki?
[00:10] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
    Yeah.
[00:11] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
[00:13] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Why do you want to do it?
[00:15] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
    Because I...
[01:50] Yuzuki
    I haven't spoken with Akagami-kun
    at all since then.
[01:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Forget it!
[01:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    It's none of your business!
SIGN    Episode 12:
    No One Should Live Alone
[01:58] Yuzuki
    Is he mad? He must be mad.
[02:03] Yuzuki
    I should apologize.
[02:06] Yuzuki
    Yeah, that's what I'll do.
    I'm sure he'll understand.
[02:11] Akagami
    Thank you so much.
[02:12] Yuzuki
    That's Akagami-kun's voice.
[02:14] Tsukuyo
    It's fine. Just don't lose it again.
[02:16] Akagami
    I'll be careful.
[02:18] Tsukuyo
    If you have any questions
    about how to use it,
[02:21] Akagami
    Thank you.
[02:21] Tsukuyo
    I'd be willing to teach you.
[02:24] Yuzuki
    Wait, what? Why am I running away?
[02:36] Akagami
    No decent posts on job hunting
    sites at the start of the year.
[02:41] (Flashback) Akagami
    Since it's none of my business,
    I'll do what I want!
[02:45] Akagami
    That was childish of me.
[02:48] Akagami
    All right! I'll talk to her today
    so we can reconcile!
[02:53] Yuzuki
    Good morning, Akagami-kun!
[02:56] Akagami
    G-Good morning.
[02:59] Yuzuki
    Let's do our best today.
[03:02] Akagami
    Right...
[03:05] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san?!
[03:07] Yuzuki
    It must be good luck to get buried
    under a pile of Buddhist objects.
[03:11] Akagami
    Are you all right?
[03:13] Yuzuki
    I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
[03:15] Akagami
    Um... Yuzuki-san, I'd like to speak with you.
[03:19] Kiki
    Hold it.
[03:21] Kagami
    Kiki-san?
[03:22] Kiki
    Yuzuki, could you take those
    to the storage shed?
[03:26] Yuzuki
    Okay.
[03:27] Kiki
    Akagami, come with me. We need to talk.
[03:33] Akagami
    What did you want to discuss?
[03:37] Kiki
    Did something happen between you and Yuzuki?
[03:40] Akagami
    Well, actually...
SIGN    SIGH
[03:47] Kiki
    Oh, so it's just a couple's quarrel.
[03:49] Akagami
    Actually, it's a regular quarrel.
[03:52] Kiki
    You two are totally in love, aren't you?
[03:54] Akagami
    At first, we were both just being stubborn,
    but it escalated this time.
[03:59] Kiki
    I see.
[04:02] Kiki
    Akagami, what's this?
[04:05] Akagami
    Boobs.
[04:06] Kiki
    That's right. It's me, Kiki.
[04:09] Akagami
    Yes, of course that's what I was thinking.
[04:13] Kiki
    Nun, head priest, master...
[04:15] Kiki
    I'm a single human perceived
    differently by different people,
[04:19] Kiki
    though apparently you could
    only recognize me as boobs.
SIGN    Eep!
[04:22] Akagami
    Eep!
[04:23] Kiki
    Point at the moon, and you see a finger.
[04:25] Kiki
    People get distracted by the pointing finger
    when a person points at the moon.
[04:32] Kiki
    I pointed at my breasts earlier because
    I knew you'd make that mistake.
[04:36] Akagami
    That's not fair!
[04:38] Kiki
    I'm telling you not to lose
    sight of what matters.
[04:41] Kiki
    A finger is an obvious sign,
    but if you get too distracted,
[04:45] Kiki
    you'll never reach the moon
    you should be looking at.
[04:48] Akagami
    What does that mean?
[04:51] Kiki
    How do you see Yuzuki?
[04:56] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san is dependable.
[04:59] Akagami
    She can be a bit careless,
[05:01] Akagami
    but she has her head on straight
    and is always so positive.
[05:07] Akagami
    She's much stronger than I am.
[05:10] Kiki
    That's your bias speaking, Akagami.
[05:14] Akagami
    What?
[05:15] Kurage
    Kiki-san, you have a guest.
[05:18] Kiki
    What do they want?
[05:20] Kurage
    They want to leave the temple (ridan).
SIGN    Ridan
[05:22] Kiki
    This is our chance!
[05:24] Akagami
    What do you mean?!
[05:25] Kiki
    We can collect their ridan fee!
[05:27] Kiki
    They'll pay us to remove their family's
    grave and express their gratitude.
SIGN    Ridan
SIGN    "Ridan" is the act
    of ending a relationship
    between a temple
    and its supporters.
SIGN    When the relationship
    is ended, the supporters'
    graves are removed
    or transferred.
[05:30] Akagami
    Shouldn't we be unhappy about
    supporters leaving the temple?
[05:33] Kiki
    What matters right now is the money.
[05:36] Kiki
    This is a blessing from the Buddha.
[05:38] Akagami
    Her perception is totally warped!
[05:40] Kiki
    Leave it to me.
[05:42] Kiki
    I'll make them cough up a hundred
    times the market price.
[05:45] Akagami
    Master, I think that's a bit much!
[05:55] Yuzuki
    They're going to transfer their grave
    to another temple in their neighborhood.
[05:59] Yuzuki
    Our location's not good for them.
[06:01] Kiki
    Did our guests leave? Did they pay a ridan fee?
[06:04] Yuzuki
    What? No.
[06:06] Yuzuki
    My mom decided we wouldn't collect
    withdrawal fees from supporters
[06:11] Yuzuki
    since they're a token of their gratitude.
[06:13] Kiki
    That's true, but...
[06:15] Yuzuki
    They still came despite the poor location
    while my mom was around.
[06:20] Yuzuki
    But they said they can't trust
    Mikazuki Temple now.
[06:27] Yuzuki
    I'm not as good at this as my mom.
[06:32] Yuzuki
    I thought I was doing my
    best to earn their trust,
[06:37] Yuzuki
    but I'm still not doing nearly enough.
[06:39] Yuzuki
    All right. I'll have to work even harder.
[06:43] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san...
[06:48] Kiki
    Yuzuki, stop training after today.
[06:51] Kiki
    I won't instruct you anymore.
[06:55] Both
    What?
[06:56] Akagami
    But why, Master?
[06:58] Kiki
    You'll have to figure that out yourself.
[07:08] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
[07:11] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Why do you want to do it?
[07:12] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
    Because I...
[07:14] Yuzuki
    How did I answer her then?
[07:24] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. I don't have training today.
[07:30] Yuzuki
    No, I don't have time to be depressed.
[07:33] Yuzuki
    I have a lot of things to do.
[07:36] Yuzuki
    So I'll be doing my best again this year.
[07:40] Kurage
    What exactly will you do?
[07:42] Yuzuki
    Well, uh...
[07:44] Mia
    You'll commit harakiri and write your
    New Year's calligraphy in blood, right?
[07:47] Kagura
    Japan is so exotic.
[07:50] Yuzuki
    I don't think I'll be doing that.
[07:52] Tsukuyo
    She probably means airing out the floor
    cushions, maintaining the tatami mats,
SIGN    Over 100 cushions total!
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple is
    in the 80-tatami class!
[07:55] Tsukuyo
    and polishing the Buddhist objects.
[07:58] Yuzuki
    That's right. There's a lot to do
    at a temple besides train.
[08:02] Tsukuyo
    But it should be easy thanks to Akagami.
[08:06] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[08:07] Tsukuyo
    The whole temple's sparkling
    clean most of the time.
[08:10] Kurage
    He regularly airs out the cushions and mats.
[08:14] Mia
    And I helped him polish the Buddhist objects.
[08:17] Yuzuki
    But there's a lot of other things to do.
[08:19] Tsukuyo
    We'll be done in a snap if we do it together.
[08:21] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. Wait, where's Akagami-kun?
[08:26] Kagura
    He followed Kiki-san on her business.
[08:29] Yuzuki
    Why?
[08:30] Tsukuyo
    Who knows? I'd like to know, too,
[08:34] Tsukuyo
    but my messages aren't showing as read.
[08:37] Tsukuyo
    I keep sending them, too.
[08:39] Mia
    You have Akagami's contact information?
[08:42] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[08:43] Mia
    Why do you have that? Why don't I have it?
[08:47] Kurage
    I don't have his, either. I want it, too.
[08:50] Both
    No fair!
[08:52] Kagura
    Oh, I have it.
[08:54] Tsukuyo
    Exactly why do you have it?
[08:58] Kurage
    You shouldn't get the jump on us like that.
[09:01] Mia
    Just because you've already
    conquered Akagami...
[09:04] Tsukuyo
    Okay, I'd like to correct that!
SIGN    CHATTER CHATTER
[09:07] Tsukuyo
    Help me, Yuzu-nee!
[09:10] Tuskuyo
    Yuzu-nee?
[09:12] Yuzuki
    I'd expect nothing less from Akagami-kun.
[09:14] Yuzuki
    He does a perfect job, and everybody loves him.
[09:16] Yuzuki
    But I can work just as hard.
[09:24] Yuzuki
    It really is spotless.
[09:29] Yuzuki
    It's okay, Akagami-kun.
[09:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'll figure something out.
[09:35] Yuzuki
    That's right. I have to do something.
[09:38] Yuzuki
    After all, my mom managed to do this alone.
SIGN    Supermarket clerk
SIGN    Call center
SIGN    Fast food
SIGN    Convenience store
SIGN    Mover
SIGN    Illustrator
SIGN    Maid café
SIGN    Newspaper delivery
SIGN    Road work
SIGN    Cram school lecturer
SIGN    Specializing in High-paying Jobs
SIGN    All things are without a self.
[10:24] Akagami
    Master, please allow Yuzuki-san
    to resume her training!
[10:28] Akagami
    Please!
[10:30] Kiki
    This isn't the place for this.
[10:33] Kiki
    And don't make me say it again.
[10:36] Kiki
    Yuzuki doesn't currently have the right.
[10:39] Akagami
    I'm not sure you have the right to be
    our temple's head priest, so please!
[10:43] Kiki
    Watch it. I'll end your training, too.
[10:45] Kiki
    Yuzuki has to figure this out for herself.
[10:50] Kiki
    There's no need for me to get involved.
[10:52] Akagami
    Can't you please make an exception?
[10:54] Kiki
    Pay the check, okay?
[10:56] Akagami
    Master!
[10:58] Kiki
    Oh, it's raining.
[11:01] Akagami
    Hello—
[11:01] Tsukuyo
    You finally answered!
[11:03] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san?
[11:04] Akagami
    I'm sorry. I've been busy.
[11:06] Tsukuyo
    Something more important is happening!
[11:08] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee has gone missing!
[11:19] Tsukuyo
    She was acting weird this morning.
[11:22] Tsukuyo
    Do you have any idea where she went?
[11:25] Akagami
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[11:30] Kiki
    Tell me, Akagami. How do you see Yuzuki?
[11:35] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san is dependable.
[11:38] Akagami
    She can be a bit careless,
[11:41] Akagami
    but she has her head on straight
    and is always so positive.
[12:02] Yuzuki
    I'm so cold. What am I going to do?
[12:05] Yuzuki
    I think I have a fever.
[12:09] Yuzuki
    I need to try harder.
[12:12] Yuzuki
    I need to be able to do everything
    myself so people will trust me.
[12:17] Yuzuki
    Otherwise, I'll never be like Mom.
[12:24] Akagami
    Damn it. I don't know where
    else she could've gone.
[12:29] Akagami
    Wait...
[12:34] Yuzuki
    She was strong and pretty.
    There wasn't anything she couldn't do.
[12:38] Yuzuki
    Everyone trusted her.
[12:40] Yuzuki
    Mom was perfect.
[12:44] (Flashback) Tsukina
    I'm shutting down Mikazuki Temple.
[12:46] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Prepare to move, everyone.
[12:49] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Got it?
[12:51] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Why, Mom? This is too sudden.
[12:54] (Flashback) Tsukina
    It's already been decided.
[12:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Wait, Mom!
[12:57] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'll take over the temple!
[12:59] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You'll take over this temple?
[13:02] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'll...
[13:03] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You can't do it, Yuzuki.
[13:12] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You can't save Mikazuki Temple.
[13:19] Yuzuki
    I can't do it?
[13:23] Yuzuki
    Tell me, Mom. Is it because
    I'm not good enough?
[13:28] Yuzuki
    Am I lacking something?
[13:31] Yuzuki
    Then I'll have to work harder
    and become perfect.
[13:37] (Flashback) Kiki
    Yuzuki, stop training after today.
[13:40] Yuzuki
    Harder and harder.
[13:43] (Flashback) Akagami
    You can't do it, Yuzuki-san!
[13:45] Yuzuki
    I'll work harder.
[13:48] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You can't do it, Yuzuki.
[13:51] Yuzuki
    I'll work harder, so don't
    close down our temple.
[13:55] Yuzuki
    Please come back, Mom.
[13:59] Yuzuki
    I'm so cold.
[14:05] Akagami
    There's no reason for her to be there.
[14:10] Akagami
    After all, Yuzuki-san is
    much stronger than I am.
[14:25] Kiki
    That's your bias speaking, Akagami.
[14:36] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun?
[14:40] Akagami
    What about Yuzuki-san
    have I even been looking at?
[14:45] Akagami
    She faked smiles even when
    she was losing heart.
[14:48] Akagami
    She acted tough to hide her lack of confidence.
[14:51] Akagami
    But she's actually so very...
[15:14] Yuzuki
    You're warm, Akagami-kun.
[15:28] Yuzuki
    Nope, I can't get up. Not with this fever.
[15:32] Akagami
    Zzz...
[15:35] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun?!
[15:36] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, you're awake!
[15:38] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. I need to apologize.
[15:41] Akagami
    I must start by apologizing.
[15:43] Both
    I'm so—
[15:44] Yuzuki
    Ow!
[15:47] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry.
[15:49] Akagami
    No, I'm sorry.
[15:59] Yuzuki
    I feel like we haven't talked in a while.
[16:06] Akagami
    Right?
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Stays Cold For
    10 Hours
SIGN    Forehead Ice Pack
SIGN    White Peach
[16:08] Yuzuki
    You took care of me all night?
[16:10] Akagami
    I fell asleep at some point.
[16:13] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry.
[16:14] Akagami
    Why are you apologizing?
[16:15] Yuzuki
    Because...
[16:19] Yuzuki
    I'm surprised you knew I'd be under the bridge.
[16:22] Akagami
    I didn't think you'd do
    something as stupid as I did,
[16:28] Akagami
    but I heard from Kurage-san
    that you're a bumbling idiot.
[16:32] Yuzuki
    A bumbling idiot?!
[16:33] Akagami
    And I have some attachment to that place.
[16:39] Akagami
    The first key to achieving enlightenment is...
[16:44] Akagami
    "No one should live alone."
[16:46] Akagami
    My father used to say that all the time.
[16:50] Akagami
    He used it as an excuse
    to build a harem, though.
[16:55] Akagami
    I hated the phrase,
    so I swore I'd live my life alone.
[17:03] Akagami
    But you tore down that idea.
[17:08] Akagami
    My world turned upside-down
    under that bridge.
[17:15] Akagami
    So please, Yuzuki-san, involve me in your life.
[17:18] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun...
[17:21] Akagami
    You said you wouldn't leave me alone,
[17:24] Akagami
    but you're trying to
    isolate yourself right now.
[17:28] Akagami
    Please let me be part of your relationships.
[17:34] Yuzuki
    But it has nothing to do with you.
[17:39] Yuzuki
    This only happened because I'm not good enough.
[17:44] Yuzuki
    You didn't do anything wrong.
[17:47] Yuzuki
    You should be doing what you want,
    but you're so busy every day.
[17:54] Yuzuki
    I don't want to cause any more trouble for you.
[17:56] Akagami
    I'm doing this because I want to.
[17:58] Akagami
    I love this temple just as much as you do.
[18:07] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
    Because I love Mikazuki Temple.
[18:13] Yuzuki
    I remember now.
[18:17] Yuzuki
    It's so simple.
[18:22] Yuzuki
    Thank you, Akagami-kun.
[18:28] Yuzuki
    Truly, thank you.
[18:32] Tsukuyo
    We overheard your conversation!
SIGN    Pharmacy by the Temple
SIGN    Cold Medicine
[18:36] Yuzuki
    How long have you been there?
[18:37] Kagura
    Since Akagami-san put this inside you.
[18:41] Yuzuki
    You did?
[18:43] Akagami
    I didn't put anything in anyone!
[18:45] Tuskuyo
    Yuzu-nee.
[18:47] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo.
[18:48] All
    Idiot!
[18:51] Mia
    We were so worried about you.
[18:54] Tsukuyo
    We were so worried.
[18:57] Kurage
    Punish her with tickles.
[18:58] Kagura
    Or perhaps you'd prefer porn DVD punishment?
[19:05] Tsukuyo
    Listen, Yuzu-nee.
[19:08] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[19:09] Tsukuyo
    We love Mikazuki Temple, too.
[19:13] Tsukuyo
    You can't exclude us from helping you.
[19:17] Yuzuki
    Guys...
[19:18] Tsukuyo
    If anything, it feels like
    you're the one being excluded.
SIGN    Everyone Already Exchanged Contact Information
SIGN    Ta-da!
[19:24] Tsukuyo
    You're the only one who doesn't have
    Akagami's contact information.
[19:27] Yuzuki
    What?!
[19:31] Yuzuki
    Let me join you!
[19:37] Kiki
    You seem surprisingly energetic.
[19:40] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san.
[19:41] Akagami
    Um, Master...
[19:43] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, I finally figured it out.
[19:47] Yuzuki
    I know why you stopped training
    me and what I'd lost sight of.
[19:54] Yuzuki
    When I couldn't do what my mom did,
[19:57] Yuzuki
    I panicked and worried about
    what others thought of me.
[20:02] Yuzuki
    But I simply want to preserve the relationship
[20:04] Yuzuki
    between this temple and everyone
    as the head priest.
[20:08] Yuzuki
    Please train me again.
[20:18] Akagami
    Master!
[20:19] Kiki
    Fix your health first.
    Then we'll finish your training.
[20:27] Yuzuki
    Thank you!
[20:31] Kiki
    Settle down. Just rest.
[20:33] Kiki
    Good grief.
[20:35] Akagami
    Kiki-san, thank y—
[20:38] Kiki
    No need to thank me.
[20:39] Akagami
    But...
[20:41] Kiki
    The selfish desire for recognition
[20:44] Kiki
    is the farthest one can get
    from achieving enlightenment.
[20:49] Kiki
    Yuzuki simply realized how
    a head priest should truly be.
[20:55] Kiki
    I didn't do anything.
[21:10] Akagami
    Should you be up and about already?
[21:12] Yuzuki
    Yeah. My fever's gone down.
[21:16] Yuzuki
    I'm going to quit looking for a job.
[21:19] Akagami
    What?
[21:20] Yuzuki
    I'll ask our supporters for donations
    to repair the principle figure.
[21:26] Akagami
    I'm not sure they will.
[21:29] Yuzuki
    It'll be difficult. I agree.
[21:33] Yuzuki
    That's why I thought I had to sacrifice
    myself to protect Mikazuki Temple.
[21:39] Akagami
    Right.
[21:41] Yuzuki
    But that was wrong.
[21:43] Yuzuki
    There's no future when something's
    acquired through that kind of sacrifice.
[21:50] Yuzuki
    The fifth key to achieving enlightenment is
    "Don't run from your own weaknesses."
[21:56] Yuzuki
    We'll all protect Mikazuki Temple together.
[21:59] Akagami
    Yes, together.
[22:04] Akagami
    You forgot something.
[22:07] Tsukuyo
    Oh, sorry.
[22:09] Tsukuyo
    Hey, whoa!
[22:15] Kurage
    That was on purpose.
[22:16] Tsukuyo
    Obviously not!
[22:19] Kurage
    Akagami-san.
[22:21] Kurage
    My goodbye kiss.
[22:24] Tsukuyo
    Kurage, we're holding a family
    meeting when you get home.
[22:29] Akagami
    Kurage-san, don't you tease me, too.
[22:32] Kurage
    You're such a dummy, Akagami-san.
[22:34] Kurage
    Dummy, dummy, dummy.
[22:36] Kiki
    Mia, are you ready yet?
[22:38] Mia
    I'll be right there.
[22:45] Mia
    I-I'm sorry!
[22:49] Mia
    Are you okay?
[22:50] Akagami
    Oh, this is nothing.
[22:53] Akagami
    Ow...
[22:55] Akagami
    It's suddenly nighttime?
[23:03] Kiki
    There, there. Wanna suck on these?
[23:05] Akagami
    No, thank you!
[23:06] Kiki
    Mia, we're visiting our dear
    supporters. Don't be late.
[23:10] Mia
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[23:11] Akagami
    Good luck on your first errand.
[23:14] Yuzuki
    Thanks for waiting, everyone.
[23:16] Yuzuki
    I'll be back later.
[23:18] Akagami
    Okay. Be careful.
[23:19] Yuzuki
    And, um... While I'm gone...
[23:22] Akagami
    I'll handle the chores.
[23:24] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[23:25] Akagami
    Don't worry about Mikazuki Temple.
[23:28] Yuzuki
    You're right. In that case,
    I'm counting on you.
[23:32] Akagami
    Sure.
[23:34] Kurage
    Yuzuki-oneechan is the only one who didn't
    have a sexual experience this morning.
[23:38] Yuzuki
    Kurage, what are you saying?!
[23:40] Tsukuyo
    We don't know that yet. For example...
[23:47] Tsukuyo
    See?
[23:51] Akagami
    Worldly thoughts, begone!
[23:53] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, you idiot!