E10 - I Just Got a Little Turned On

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[00:12] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, you're awake.
[00:14] Akagami
    Yes. I feel as though I've died and been reborn.
[00:19] Yuzuki
    As in reincarnated?
[00:20] Akagami
    I feel refreshed.
[00:22] Akagami
    Nothing could scare me now.
[00:24] Yuzuki
    Well, don't push yourself.
[00:26] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san and I are going out,
    but Mia and Kagura are up.
[00:31] Yuzuki
    Wait, why do you look terrified?!
[00:34] Mia
    Good morning, Akagami.
[00:36] Akagami
    Good morning, Mia-san. Where is everyone else?
[00:40] Mia
    Tsukuyo-san and Kurage-san are still asleep.
[00:43] Mia
    Kagura is in her room using her computer.
[00:50] Mia
    Kagura.
[00:55] Mia
    Kagura.
[00:57] Mia
    Initiate Operation
    Lovey-Dovey Akagami x Kagura!
[01:03] Kagura
    Where did that come from?
[01:04] Mia
    I'll allow up to kissing.
[01:06] Kagura
    I still don't know what you're talking about.
[01:08] Mia
    Akagami's scared of you.
[01:11] Kagura
    Oh, my.
[01:12] Mia
    As though he's been deeply
    traumatized by something.
[01:16] Kagura
    Crap. I overdid it.
[01:19] Mia
    I can't allow my best friend and
    brother in arms to be on bad terms.
[01:22] Mia
    I want the two of you to get along
    as well as Akagami and I do.
[01:26] Kagura
    Don't you think that's a bit much?
[01:29] Mia
    First, let's establish your
    impressions of each other.
[01:32] Mia
    Akagami, how do you feel
    when you look at Kagura?
[01:35] Akagami
    Well, she makes my groin tingle.
[01:38] Kagura
    That's blatant sexual harassment.
[01:40] Mia
    That's a positive impression, Kagura.
[01:42] Kagura
    That was enough to get him sent to court.
[01:45] Mia
    Kagura, what do you think of Akagami?
[01:49] Kagura
    Akagami-san is a wonderful person.
[01:52] Mia
    That's right!
[01:53] Mia
    Akagami is an especially wonderful person!
[01:58] Akagami
    Aw, shucks.
[02:00] Kagura
    He's earnest and loyal,
    which is why I must drive him out.
[02:05] Mia
    This actually sounds pretty promising!
[02:09] Mia
    In that case, let's skip to the final stage.
[02:15] Mia
    I'm locking you two in the shed
    until tomorrow morning.
[02:17] Akagami
    But it's morning right now!
[02:19] Mia
    This is what made Akagami
    and I open up to each other.
[02:22] Mia
    I'm sure it'll work great for you two, too.
[02:25] Mia
    I'll arrange for you to perform
    Twister penance tonight.
[02:28] Akagami
    Mia-san!
[02:32] Kagura
    She got us.
[02:34] Kagura
    I never thought my own strategy
    would be used against me.
[02:39] Akagami
    Indeed.
[02:39] Kagura
    Though it beats being made to do
[02:41] Kagura
    the Hundred Poems by One Hundred Poets
    nonsense I taught her.
[02:44] Akagami
    That was you, too?
[02:46] Akagami
    Is she responsible for all of
    Mia-san's misconceptions?
[02:50] Kagura
    Oh, I know.
[02:54] Kagura
    If I say you assaulted me in here,
[02:58] Kagura
    that would be an easy way
    to drive you out of the temple.
[03:06] Kagura
    Why don't you tell Mia-san about my plan?
[03:11] Kagura
    It would put me in a difficult position.
[03:14] Akagami
    I'd never do that.
[03:16] Akagami
    I don't want to fight you, Kagura-sama.
[03:19] Kagura
    "Sama"?
[03:20] Akagami
    Ideally, I'd like to be friends.
[03:23] Akagami
    I value my relationship with you.
[03:30] Kagura
    Why are you hitting on me?
[03:32] Akagami
    Huh?!
[03:33] Akagami
    That's not what I was trying to do!
[03:35] Kagura
    From all the way over there, no less.
[03:37] Akagami
    I'm sorry. My body reacted
    before I could stop it.
[03:41] Kagura
    If you'd just seduce Mia-san
    and take responsibility for her,
[03:45] Kagura
    there would be no problem.
[03:48] Kagura
    Oh? What's this?
[03:51] Akagami
    What is it?
[03:52] Kagura
    It's nothing at all.
[03:56] Akagami
    It's open!
[03:57] Kagura
    It's the principle of the lever.
[03:59] Akagami
    But you very obviously kicked it!
[04:03] Kagura
    Why didn't I realize it sooner?
SIGN    Take by Force...
SIGN    Make This
[04:06] Kagura
    Taking him by force is certainly an option.
SIGN    Make This
SIGN    Take by Force...
SIGN    Do This
[04:08] Kagura
    I'll make Akagami-san fall for Mia-san
    and bring him back to the Christoph family.
SIGN    Do This
[04:14] Kagura
    Akagami-san, let's be friends.
[04:17] Akagami
    Huh?!
SIGN    Episode 10:
    I Just Got a Little Turned On
[05:52] Tsukuyo
    Wait, Akagami.
[05:54] Tsukuyo
    I know we kissed once, but I'm not...
[06:02] Tsukuyo
    We can't do this!
[06:07] Tsukuyo
    Please, Akagami.
[06:11] Tsukuyo
    At least be gentle.
[06:19] Tsukuyo
    No...
[06:33] Kurage
    Good morning, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[06:36] Tsukuyo
    Good morning, Kurage-san.
[06:40] Kurage
    Could you let go of me?
[06:44] Tsukuyo
    Okay.
[06:45] Tsukuyo
    I'll buy you a chocolate parfait
    if you don't tell anyone.
[06:49] Kurage
    Make it extra large.
[06:51] Tsukuyo
    Okay.
[06:57] Tsukuyo
    I can't believe I dreamed about that.
[07:00] Tsukuyo
    Am I that unfulfilled?
[07:02] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san.
[07:06] Akagami
    Good morning.
[07:09] Tsukuyo
    Hey.
[07:10] Akagami
    Time to make breakfast.
[07:13] Akagami
    All right. Here we go.
[07:13] Tsukuyo
    He looks so carefree.
[07:16] Tsukuyo
    I only dreamed about that because he kissed me.
[07:22] Tsukuyo
    Well, it was an accident. It's in the past now.
[07:26] Mia
    Akagami!
[07:29] Mia
    What's on the menu today?
[07:31] Akagami
    We're having fried fish this morning.
[07:33] Mia
    Fried fish!
[07:34] Tsukuyo
    Huh? Come to think of it...
[07:34] Akagami
    Wait a little longer, okay?
[07:36] Mia
    Okay!
[07:37] Tsukuyo
    When did those two get so close?
[07:45] Kagura
    It's interesting, isn't it?
[07:47] Tsukuyo
    Kagura, how are you so invisible?
[07:52] Kagura
    I believe this is the reason.
[07:56] Tsukuyo
    A camera?
[08:02] Mia
    Akagami, it's too much.
[08:04] Mia
    Go slower.
[08:07] Tsukuyo
    What?!
[08:11] Akagami
    We're just getting started, Mia-san.
[08:13] Kagura
    This is known as Twister penance.
[08:16] Tsukuyo
    Hey, whoa! Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are
    you showing me a dirty video?!
[08:22] Tsukuyo
    Wait... was that Akagami and Mia?
[08:25] Kagura
    Yes. Would you like to see more?
[08:29] Tsukuyo
    Don't show me that!
[08:31] Kagura
    Just look at that bright light.
[08:33] Tsukuyo
    Those two are an item?
[08:36] Tsukuyo
    But Mia hated Akagami at first.
[08:42] Akagami
    Whoops.
[08:43] Mia
    I'm sorry, Akagami. I tripped.
[08:47] Akagami
    Are you all right, Mia-san?
[08:50] Mia
    I'm fine.
[08:53] Mia
    I just got a little turned on.
[08:56] Tsukuyo
    She's totally in love with him!
[08:58] Tsukuyo
    Not only that, but she's turned on?!
[09:04] Tsukuyo
    Let's begin the interrogation.
[09:06] Kagura
    I'm Kagura, the secretary.
[09:08] Mia
    What's going on here?!
[09:10] Kagura
    We didn't need to invite Akagami-san?
[09:13] Tsukuyo
    No. I can't look him in the face right now.
[09:16] Tsukuyo
    Wait, Kagura, are you interested, too?
[09:20] Kagura
    I'm just interested in recording
    everything Mia-san does.
[09:24] Tsukuyo
    I see. That's fine, then.
[09:26] Tuskuyo
    The truth is, I've heard discipline
    around the temple has gotten a little lax.
[09:30] Tsukuyo
    Not only that, but you're suspected
    to be at the center of it.
[09:34] Mia
    Wha...
[09:35] Mia
    I won't let you talk like that!
[09:37] Mia
    There isn't a single shameful thing about me!
[09:41] Tsukuyo
    Then you'd be willing to answer
    any question, wouldn't you?
[09:44] Mia
    Of course!
[09:47] Tsukuyo
    I see. In that case...
[09:49] Tsukuyo
    Mia, do you like Akagami?
[10:02] Mia
    I-I don't...
[10:04] Tsukuyo
    What?
[10:07] Mia
    Why are you asking me about that?
[10:10] Tsukuyo
    What?
[10:10] Kagura
    Oh?
[10:11] Tsukuyo
    But you've gotten a lot closer recently.
[10:14] Mia
    Oh, that's what you meant.
[10:17] Mia
    We're training partners.
    It's only natural for us to get along.
[10:20] Mia
    I suppose I like him in that regard.
[10:22] Kagura
    Oh, my.
[10:23] Tsukuyo
    Partners?
[10:25] Mia
    We clashed over some
    misunderstandings at first,
[10:28] Mia
    and now we've simply reconciled.
[10:30] Tsukuyo
    Oh, I see.
[10:32] Tsukuyo
    So it was just my imagination.
[10:34] Mia
    Besides...
[10:36] Mia
    Don't you think Akagami is
    the world's most handsome man?
[10:40] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[10:41] Mia
    I actually came to Japan
    for spiritual training.
[10:45] Mia
    I decided to fight my own worldly desires.
[10:48] Mia
    In that regard, Akagami is the ideal partner.
[10:52] Mia
    I have an incredibly handsome man by my side.
[10:54] Mia
    Every day my desires are stoked,
    and I'm constantly turned on.
[10:59] Mia
    I felt we were destined to meet.
[11:04] Mia
    I wish I could spend my entire life with him.
[11:10] Tsukuyo
    Let's continue the interrogation.
[11:12] Mia
    But why?!
[11:14] Mia
    Kagura! Why are you tying me up, Kagura?!
[11:17] Tsukuyo
    Destined to meet? Spend their lives together?
[11:17] Mia
    You're going to rip my arms off!
[11:20] Tsukuyo
    She more than just likes him, then!
[11:25] Tuskuyo
    Does Akagami know this?
[11:26] Tsukuyo
    Did he take advantage of that?
[11:28] Tsukuyo
    But... But...
[11:31] Tsukuyo
    He did lots of stuff to me, too. And...
[11:36] (Flashback) Akagami
    I think I wanted to make you happy.
[11:43] Tsukuyo
    He even said that.
[11:45] Kagura
    Oh?
[11:47] Kagura
    Tsukuyo-san, your face is bright red.
[11:50] Mia
    You're that upset?! It's not like that!
[11:54] Tsukuyo
    I'm not upset or anything!
[11:56] Kagura
    My, my. Please forgive me.
[12:00] Kagura
    I was under the impression you were jealous.
[12:08] Tsukuyo
    What?! I don't have any feelings for Akagami!
[12:11] Akagami
    You called?
[12:14] Akagami
    It looks like you're having fun in...
[12:24] Mia
    Akagami...
[12:26] Akagami
    Mia-san...
[12:27] Akagami
    What in the world are they doing for fun?!
[12:30] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san, what is this?
[12:33] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san?
[12:34] Kagura
    She's bright red. I wonder why.
SIGN    She's
    bright
    red
SIGN    I
    wonder
    why
[12:38] Tsukuyo
    Don't look at my face.
[12:40] Akagami
    You've been doing something that
    makes you want to hide your face?!
[12:45] Kagura
    Akagami-san, would you like to join us?
[12:48] Akagami
    Of course I—
[12:50] Mia
    Akagami!
[12:52] Tsukuyo
    I'll ask him directly about that video.
[12:56] Tsukuyo
    Kagura, show him the evidence!
[12:58] Kagura
    Okay.
[13:00] Kagura
    Oh? Where did my camera go?
[13:02] Kurage
    Kagura-san, is this your camera?
[13:06] Tsukuyo
    Kurage?!
[13:08] Tsukuyo
    This is bad. That video is too explicit for her.
[13:10] Tsukuyo
    Don't play that video!
[13:12] Kurage
    Play what?
[13:14] Tsukuyo
    I said don't!
[13:16] Tsukuyo
    Whatever you do, don't watch it!
[13:18] Kurage
    They're panting for some reason.
[13:20] Tsukuyo
    Kurage, listen to your older sister for once!
[13:24] Tsukuyo
    I accidentally showed my pure
    little sister that filthy video.
[13:29] Kurage
    This looks like a fun game.
[13:32] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[13:33] Mia
    What are you watching?
[13:35] Akagami
    Oh, you recorded our time in the storage shed.
[13:40] Tsukuyo
    Huh? What? Game?
[13:42] Kurage
    Yeah. Look, there's a mat on the ground.
[13:46] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[13:48] Tsukuyo
    O-Oh, I see. I totally thought...
[13:52] Kurage
    You totally thought?
[13:54] Kurage
    You totally thought what?
[13:57] Kurage
    What did you think this video was of?
[14:05] Tsukuyo
    I'll buy you a strawberry parfait.
[14:08] Kurage
    Why?
SIGN    No one who walks stealthily
    is up to any good.
[14:18] Akagami
    We're broke!
[14:22] Akagami
    The temple's been hemorrhaging
    money over the New Year.
[14:25] Akagami
    We collected hardly anything
    from the parishioners.
[14:29] Akagami
    At this rate, we won't be able to save
    anything for repairs on the principle figure.
[14:33] Akagami
    No, I mustn't get discouraged.
[14:36] Akagami
    I'll do what I can.
[14:39] Akagami
    I'll start by saving on food expenses
    as much as possible.
[14:47] Akagami
    Eek!
[14:50] Mia
    What's wrong, Akagami? I heard
    what sounded like a young lady's scream!
[14:54] Akagami
    The rice... The rice...
[14:56] Akagami
    The rice is gone!
[14:59] Mia
    What?!
[15:01] Mia
    If we're out of rice,
    then shouldn't we simply buy more?
[15:05] Akagami
    Well, yes...
[15:07] Akagami
    But we're broke.
[15:09] Mia
    Ah, I see.
[15:13] Mia
    Fret not, Akagami.
[15:15] Mia
    Japan has a system known as annual tribute.
[15:17] Mia
    This should allow us to acquire rice for free.
[15:21] Akagami
    Mia-san, we don't do that in modern day Japan.
[15:23] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, did something happen?
[15:26] Yuzuki
    I thought I heard a young lady scream.
[15:28] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, we're out of rice.
[15:31] Yuzuki
    Our stockpile finally ran out, huh?
[15:35] Yuzuki
    Guess we'll have to go collect tribute.
[15:39] Mia
    Huh?
[15:40] Akagami
    Huh?
[15:42] Akagami
    That's for real?
[15:45] Yuzuki
    Mikazuki Temple owns a little bit of land.
    So do other temples.
[15:50] Yuzuki
    The people using the land pay us
    an annual tribute in the form of rice.
[15:54] Akagami
    In other words, it's like rent.
[15:57] Yuzuki
    I guess so.
[15:58] Akagami
    Why do you collect tribute instead of money?
[16:01] Yuzuki
    Because the goal of a temple
    isn't to make a profit.
[16:05] Yuzuki
    We offer our services out of kindness.
[16:08] Akagami
    I see.
[16:10] Mia
    Sounds like you've been slacking
    in your studies, Akagami.
[16:14] Akagami
    I feel so defeated.
[16:16] Akagami
    Was it all right for us to come with you?
[16:20] Akagami
    It's not rude of us to suddenly show up?
[16:21] Yuzuki
    Of course it's fine.
[16:23] Yuzuki
    Rice is heavy, so I appreciate the help.
[16:26] Yuzuki
    Besides, meeting our parishioners
    is a part of your training.
[16:31] Both
    Training?
[16:32] Yuzuki
    The fourth key to achieving enlightenment:
[16:35] Yuzuki
    value all your bonds and be grateful for them.
[16:39] Yuzuki
    All things are bound together by our bonds.
SIGN    Bond
SIGN    Cause
[16:42] Yuzuki
    Everything has meaning.
SIGN    Connection
[16:46] Yuzuki
    It's no mere coincidence that
    you came to Mikazuki Temple, Mia,
[16:50] Yuzuki
    or that you're working here, Akagami-kun.
[16:53] Mia
    That's...
[16:54] Akagami
    That's true.
[16:55] Yuzuki
    Since bonds are so important, we should
    express our gratitude for them every day.
[17:00] Yuzuki
    The people we're going to see
[17:03] Yuzuki
    became parishioners of Mikazuki Temple
    through their own connections, too.
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[17:06] Yuzuki
    We should know the people
    our temple exists to serve.
[17:13] Akagami
    All right. Then let's go see these people
    and express our gratitude!
[17:18] Mia
    Yeah!
[17:20] Parishioner 1
    Ain't got no rice. Get outta here.
[17:29] Parishioner 1
    Leave.
[17:33] Mia
    Yuzuki-san?!
[17:34] Akagami
    L-Let's try the next place.
[17:37] Parishioner 2
    Tribute in this day and age? Now that's funny.
[17:41] Akagami
    Sir, we'd like some rice.
[17:43] Parishioner 3
    What?
[17:44] Akagami
    I said, we're here to collect tribute.
[17:45] Parishioner 3
    What?
[17:47] Parishioner 4
    Sure, I'll give you some
    if you'll clean my house.
[17:50] Both
    What?!
[17:51] Akagami
    Why are we cleaning? Is this fate, as well?
[17:54] Yuzuki
    Now, now.
[17:56] Mia
    The closet collapsed!
[18:01] Akagami
    What are we doing?
[18:03] Akagami
    We never got any rice in the end.
[18:05] Yuzuki
    Well, normally, parishioners
    deliver their tribute.
[18:10] Yuzuki
    The places we visited today are
    behind on their offerings because
[18:13] Yuzuki
    they've got a lot going on.
[18:14] Akagami
    In other words, they're troubled people.
[18:17] Yuzuki
    Well, uh... yeah.
[18:20] Yuzuki
    Next house! Our next stop's
    the last one, okay? Chin up!
[18:27] Tendou
    Welcome, Yuzuki-chan.
[18:29] Tendou
    Thanks for making the trip.
[18:30] Yuzuki
    Thank you for having us.
[18:32] Tendou
    It's fine. Oh, I haven't seen those two before.
[18:36] Tendou
    Thanks for coming all this way.
[18:38] Tendou
    I accidentally broke my leg, you know?
[18:40] Tendou
    The rice is in the yard.
[18:42] Tendou
    Take as much as you'd like.
[18:45] Both
    She's a goddess!
[18:46] Tendou
    What? You think I'm that beautiful?
[18:51] Akagami
    You've got some cute kids.
[18:53] Asahi
    Mom.
[18:56] Asahi
    Do we have guests?
[18:57] Hinata
    Hey, it's Yuzuki-oneechan!
[18:59] Yuzuki
    Hello.
[19:01] Mia
    Aw, how cute.
[19:02] Both
    Welcome!
[19:04] Yuzuki
    Let's play. What do you want to do?
[19:06] Both
    Hooray!
[19:07] Tendou
    Now, now. She's busy.
[19:10] Asahi
    In that case...
[19:11] Both
    Show us your boobs!
[19:13] Yuzuki
    No.
[19:14] Yuzuki
    They ask every time.
[19:14] Both
    Boobs, boobs, boobs!
[19:17] Tendou
    Sorry. They just really love boobs, you know?
[19:21] Yuzuki
    Why are they so desperate to see them?
[19:24] Akagami
    Who wouldn't want to see—
[19:26] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun?!
[19:28] Akagami
    Am I mentally on the same
    level as young children?
[19:33] Mia
    You disappoint me, children.
[19:35] Mia
    You won't grow up into
    decent adults acting like that.
[19:40] Mia
    Only by defeating their worldly desires
    do people grow up right.
[19:44] Asahi
    I see.
[19:46] Hinata
    Okay, miss.
[19:48] Mia
    I'm glad you understand.
[19:49] Asahi
    In that case...
[19:51] Hinata
    Show us a decent adult's boobs!
[19:53] Mia
    How did you reach that conclusion?!
[19:55] Asahi
    Show us!
[19:56] Hinata
    Boobs, boobs, boobs!
[19:58] Yuzuki
    Oh, my. What a disaster.
[20:01] Tendou
    You're Akagami-kun, right?
    Yuzuki-chan's told me about you.
[20:04] Akagami
    Oh, I hadn't introduced myself yet.
[20:06] Akagami
    My name is Akagami. Nice to meet you.
[20:11] Tendou
    Sorry about all the fuss.
[20:14] Akagami
    It's fine. Compared to the other
    parishioners, this is nothing.
[20:17] Tendou
    Did you run into some trouble?
[20:19] Akagami
    Honestly, I never want to see them again.
[20:23] Tendou
    I like you.
[20:25] Tendou
    They didn't used to be like that.
[20:28] Akagami
    What?
[20:29] Tendou
    When Yuzuki-chan's mom, Tsukina-san,
    was around, nobody failed to pay tribute.
[20:36] Tendou
    After all, she was terrifying.
[20:39] Tendou
    She hit me more than once.
[20:42] Akagami
    What?!
[20:43] Tendou
    But she also made us feel secure.
[20:46] Tendou
    Everyone's anxious now that Tsukina-san's gone.
[20:51] Tendou
    They're wondering what's going
    to happen to Mikazuki Temple.
[20:55] Akagami
    Why did she leave?
[20:58] Tendou
    I don't know the details, either.
[21:01] Tendou
    I heard she lives at the main temple now.
[21:04] Mia
    Akagami!
[21:09] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun!
[21:11] Asahi
    Great boobs.
[21:12] Hinata
    Lucky.
[21:14] Tendou
    Cut that out, you pervy brats!
[21:17] Tendou
    Sorry about today.
[21:19] Tendou
    I know this doesn't make up for it, but...
[21:24] Mia
    This is a huge amount.
[21:26] Tendou
    Be careful. They're heavy.
[21:30] Akagami
    They certainly are heavy.
[21:33] Akagami
    Straw bags?
[21:35] Akagami
    Ah... I knew I'd seen these before.
[21:41] Akagami
    I saw them back then.
[21:43] Yuzuki
    Is something the matter, Akagami-kun?
[21:46] Akagami
    No.
[21:47] Akagami
    I just felt a sense of destiny.
[21:53] Yuzuki
    I see.
[21:54] Akagami
    That's right.
[21:55] Akagami
    I should be grateful I met Yuzuki-san
    and do everything I can to support her.
[22:00] Yuzuki
    Hup.
[22:02] Yuzuki
    Shall we go, then?
[22:06] Mia
    You're so strong, Yuzuki-san.
[22:09] Akagami
    Does she really need my support?
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[23:45] Tsukuyo
    What was your first dream of the year about?
[23:47] Kurage
    Akagami-san was hanging loose.
[23:49] Tsukuyo
    What was loose?
[23:50] Kurage
    So were you and Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[23:53] Tsukuyo
    What exactly were we doing?!
[23:54] Kurage
    Hanging loose and spreading the love.
[23:57] Tsukuyo
    Love, huh?