E6 - Let's Establish Facts!

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[00:05] Kurage
    I am Aoba Kurage. I'm almost in high school.
[00:09] Kurage
    I am a fine adult woman.
[00:12] Kurage
    But I intend to keep on growing.
[00:20] Kurage
    Nyagosuke, this is called a diary.
[00:23] Kurage
    It's proof that I'm an adult.
[00:27] Kurage
    Kiki-san said self-reflection
    is the first step toward growth.
[00:35] Kurage
    The biggest thing that's happened recently
    is Akagami-san coming to our home.
[00:42] (Flashback) Kurage
    I feel so dizzy...
[00:48] (Flashback) Akagami
    Are you all right?
[00:49] Kurage
    He was such a gentleman.
[00:53] Kurage
    Without a doubt,
    I was treated like a grown woman.
[00:59] Kurage
    I'm an adult.
[01:07] Kurage
    Done. Now I can reach even greater heights.
[01:17] Kurage
    Anyway...
[01:19] Kurage
    Akagami-san is such a strange person.
[01:22] Kurage
    Our family has begun to change
    little by little ever since he arrived.
[01:27] Kurage
    But in a very good way.
[01:33] Kurage
    With Akagami-san around, I'll never
    run out of things to write in my diary.
[01:37] Akagami
    Kurage-san, dinner is ready.
[01:43] Kurage
    Coming.
SIGN    Episode 6:
    Let's Establish Facts!
[03:19] Yuzuki
    That bath felt amazing.
[03:36] Yuzuki
    Let the all-girls meeting begin.
[03:40] Tsukuyo
    What's going on here?
[03:41] Yuzuki
    I always step on the scale
    when I get out of the bath,
[03:47] Yuzuki
    but our scale is cursed.
[03:51] Yuzuki
    That's right. The curse causes it to
    display a value far higher than expected.
[03:58] Tsukuyo
    Are you sure you didn't just gain—
[03:59] Yuzuki
    Not only that, but mysteriously,
[04:01] Yuzuki
    this phenomenon has been occurring
    since Akagami-kun moved in.
SIGN    Delicious Meals
SIGN    More, please!
[04:10] Kurage
    So good!
[04:11] Yuzuki
    More, please!
[04:13] Tsukuyo
    Me, too!
[04:16] Yuzuki
    I imagine some of you have
    experienced the same curse.
[04:23] Tsukuyo
    It's a curse, Yuzu-nee.
[04:25] Kurage
    Definitely a curse.
[04:27] Yuzuki
    Uh-huh!
[04:29] Yuzuki
    I'm glad you understand.
[04:31] Yuzuki
    Now, let's discuss how we can combat this curse.
[04:34] Mia
    I know!
[04:35] Yuzuki
    Go ahead, Mia.
[04:36] Mia
    How about buying a new scale?
[04:40] Tsukuyo
    Mia, we're trying to have
    a serious conversation.
[04:44] Yuzuki
    Try not to joke too much.
[04:45] Mia
    Huh? S-Sorry...
[04:48] Mia
    Kagura!
[04:50] Kagura
    There, there.
[04:50] Yuzuki
    Now, back to how we can lose—
[04:52] Yuzuki
    I mean, how we can remove the curse.
[04:57] Mia
    I know!
[04:58] Yuzuki
    Yes, Mia?
[05:00] Mia
    How about limiting our carb intake?
SIGN    Honor
    Redeemed!!
[05:03] Mia
    I've heard just switching to a diet
    focused on meat and vegetables
[05:07] Mia
    can make the weight melt away.
[05:09] Yuzuki
    Money...
[05:10] Mia
    Huh?
[05:11] Yuzuki
    We don't have the money to buy meat.
[05:14] Yuzuki
    And these days,
    vegetables are expensive, too.
[05:18] Mia
    I'm sorry.
[05:20] Tsukuyo
    I know.
[05:21] Yuzuki
    Go ahead, Tsukuyo.
[05:23] Tsukuyo
    How about exercise?
[05:25] Yuzuki
    That's what it comes down to, isn't it?
[05:27] Tsukuyo
    I'd like to try Pilates.
[05:31] Yuzuki
    Very well. Though it's difficult
    to keep exercising alone,
[05:35] Yuzuki
    if we work together,
    we should be able to do it.
[05:38] Yuzuki
    We'll begin tomorrow morning.
[05:41] All
    Yeah!
[05:46] Tsukuyo
    This is pretty tough.
[05:54] Yuzuki
    That's what makes it an
    effective inner muscle workout.
[05:59] Mia
    Penance by Pilates!
SIGN    Penance by Pilates
[06:04] Kurage
    So this is how adults exercise.
[06:07] Kurage
    Huh?
[06:14] Yuzuki
    Well, I need to chop firewood.
[06:18] Tsukuyo
    I've gotta get ready for practice.
[06:22] Kurage
    I'll do the laundry.
[06:24] Mia
    I'll help you.
[06:30] Yuzuki
    I've been thinking, aren't we
    pretty active all the time?
[06:35] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, we are.
[06:37] Kurage
    Yeah.
[06:38] Mia
    Aren't you going to work out with us, Kagura?
[06:41] Kagura
    Since I'm an adult,
    I'm able to maintain my figure.
[06:45] Kurage
    Like a true adult.
[06:47] Tsukuyo
    That's not fair!
[06:49] Yuzuki
    Perhaps this is our only option after all.
[06:57] Yuzuki
    Dieting...
[06:58] Kurage
    No...
SIGN    Dieting
[07:04] Tsukuyo
    Hang on a minute!
[07:06] Yuzuki
    But there's no other way.
[07:07] Tsukuyo
    I know, but don't we need
    Akagami's help to do that?
[07:12] Yuzuki
    You're right. At our temple,
    you eat everything you're served.
SIGN    Temple Rule
SIGN    Eat everything
    you're served
[07:18] Yuzuki
    As long as we have this rule, we need
    Akagami-kun to cook less than he usually does.
[07:24] Tuskuyo
    B-B-But it'd be kind of embarrassing
    if Akagami found out we're dieting.
[07:32] Yuzuki
    You're so cute, Tsukuyo.
[07:33] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[07:34] Mia
    You're such an innocent girl.
[07:36] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[07:36] Kurage
    You're such a flirt.
[07:39] Tsukuyo
    Kurage?
[07:41] Kagura
    Why don't you just marry him?
[07:45] Tsukuyo
    Marry him?!
[07:46] Tsukuyo
    Kagura, what are you talking about?!
[07:49] Kurage
    I agree.
[07:51] Tuskuyo
    What?!
[07:53] Kurage
    I think of Akagami-san as part of the family.
[07:58] Kurage
    I wish he could stay here forever.
[08:01] Tsukuyo
    Kurage...
[08:02] Kurage
    If you married him, maybe he'd stay forever.
[08:07] Tsukuyo
    You like Akagami that much?
[08:11] Kurage
    Akagami-san's cooking is just so delicious.
[08:15] Kurage
    He's got such a strong hold over my stomach,
[08:18] Kurage
    I'd be willing to give up my sister for it.
[08:21] Both
    What in the world are you saying?!
[08:23] Tsukuyo
    Family and food are on the same level for you?!
[08:26] Tsukuyo
    You're going to make me cry!
[08:28] Kurage
    Family members aren't food.
[08:31] Tsukuyo
    Are all those nutrients
    not reaching your brain?!
[08:33] Kurage
    Anyway, since Yuzuki-oneechan is engaged...
[08:38] Kurage
    Will you marry Akagami-san, Tsukuyo-oneechan?
[08:42] Tsukuyo
    Don't you think you're taking
    my marriage too lightly?!
[08:45] Tsukuyo
    I-If you think that'll solve the problem,
    why don't you marry Akagami?
[08:50] Tsukuyo
    Just kidding.
[08:52] Kurage
    I see.
[08:54] Kurage
    I'm off to seduce Akagami-san.
SIGN    Let's make it so!!
[08:56] Both
    No, wait!
[09:00] Yuzuki
    Now that I think about it,
[09:02] Yuzuki
    Akagami's cooking is mostly
    vegetarian and low-calorie.
[09:06] Yuzuki
    Maybe we're just growing.
[09:09] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, we're just growing.
[09:11] Mia
    Oh, we're all growing.
[09:15] Kurage
    I see.
[09:16] Yuzuki
    So I'm sure we weigh
    exactly as much as we should.
[09:21] Yuzuki
    Our weights will go back to normal soon.
[09:25] Akagami
    Thank you for waiting, everyone.
[09:27] Akagami
    Today, I tried making some Japanese sweets.
[09:32] Akagami
    Please have some.
[09:35] Tsukuyo
    Damn you, Akagami!
[09:38] Yuzuki
    A-Akagami-kun...
[09:40] Kurage
    Marry me.
[09:42] Kurage
    My, my.
SIGN    Out of Order
[09:45] All
    They're so good!
[09:49] Kurage
    The meals and snacks Akagami-san
    made today were delicious, too.
[10:02] Kurage
    I wish Akagami-san would stay forever.
[10:07] Kurage
    I wonder if he'll wait for me
    to become an adult.
SIGN    You can't warm your buns over a votive candle.
[10:26] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun.
[10:28] Akagami
    What is it, Yuzuki-san?
[10:31] Yuzuki
    Um... Could you start adding
    pickled radishes to all our meals?
[10:39] Akagami
    Sure, I don't mind.
[10:40] Yuzuki
    Thanks a bunch, Akagami-kun.
    I'll look forward to it.
[10:45] Akagami
    But why pickled radishes?
[10:50] Akagami
    An axe?! Why is she carrying an axe?!
[10:56] Akagami
    Is she planning to execute me?
[10:59] Akagami
    No, that's ridiculous. Yuzuki-san would never—
[11:07] Akagami
    That sound... There's no mistaking it.
[11:09] Akagami
    She's practicing her beheading skills.
[11:11] Akagami
    Is she going to split my skull open?
[11:15] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun!
[11:20] Akagami
    I-I must do something to improve her mood!
[11:31] Tsukuyo
    Wow, what an extravagant breakfast.
[11:35] Kurage
    It looks so tasty.
[11:37] Mia
    Uh-huh.
[11:41] Akagami
    It's nothing special.
[11:43] Akagami
    I included all of Yuzuki-san's favorites.
[11:46] Akagami
    This should fix her poor mood.
[11:56] Akagami
    No reaction?!
SIGN    No Reaction
[12:01] Mia
    What's wrong, Akagami?
[12:04] Akagami
    No, it's not over yet.
[12:06] Akagami
    I know she'll love the top-quality
    pickled radishes she requested.
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Chew
SIGN    Chew
[12:19] Akagami
    My life is over...
[12:22] Mia
    Akagami! Akagami!
[12:27] Akagami
    When will she tell me the execution date?
[12:30] Akagami
    Will I have another chance before then?
[12:35] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san? What is it this time?
[12:39] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san—
[12:47] Yuzuki
    I can't take it anymore! My legs fell asleep!
[12:50] Akagami
    Huh?
[12:51] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, thank goodness you're here.
[12:54] Yuzuki
    Lend me your hand.
[12:57] Akagami
    Um, what about my execution?
[13:00] Yuzuki
    What are you talking about?
[13:02] Yuzuki
    Just give me your hand.
[13:03] Kiki
    What do you think you're stopping for?
[13:07] Kiki
    You must be punished.
[13:10] Kiki
    Take this.
[13:11] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, no!
[13:13] Yuzuki
    Spare me!
[13:17] Yuzuki
    I can't! I can't take it anymore!
[13:20] Akagami
    Th-This is kind of hot.
[13:26] Akagami
    You were training just now?
[13:29] Kiki
    To be precise, she was practicing her training.
[13:32] Kiki
    She needs to get used to it first.
[13:33] Akagami
    I see.
[13:34] Kiki
    What she was just doing is called "teizu."
SIGN    Teizu
SIGN    Please allow
    me to enter
[13:37] Kiki
    It's the first hurdle to
    training at the head temple,
SIGN    No!
[13:41] Kiki
    and you only managed two hours.
[13:42] Kiki
    You're actually required
    to do it for two whole days.
[13:47] Akagami
    And the axe she had this morning?
[13:50] Kiki
    She was practicing her firewood chopping.
[13:52] Kiki
    It's one of the daily chores you're
    expected to do while training.
[13:55] Akagami
    I thought she was going to
    use it to chop me apart.
[13:58] Yuzuki
    Why would you think that?!
[14:00] Kiki
    The same goes for breakfast this morning.
[14:02] Kiki
    Private conversations
    are prohibited during meals.
[14:04] Kiki
    You mustn't make a single sound,
[14:07] Kiki
    not even if you're eating pickled radishes.
[14:10] Akagami
    That was part of her training, too?
[14:12] Kiki
    In any case, she's too clumsy.
[14:15] Kiki
    She needs to practice as much as possible
    so she can become a head priest soon.
[14:19] Akagami
    You're right.
[14:20] Yuzuki
    You agree with her?
[14:21] Kiki
    Anyway, that's what she's up to.
[14:23] Kiki
    I'm sure it'll cause you all kinds of trouble,
    but I'd appreciate your help.
[14:27] Akagami
    Of course.
[14:29] Akagami
    So she's training.
    Yuzuki-san never fails to impress.
[14:32] Akagami
    I'd like to begin pursuing
    my own enlightenment, but...
[14:35] Akagami
    No, right now I should spend all
    my energy supporting Yuzuki-san.
[14:39] Kiki
    Oh, right.
[14:42] Kiki
    Do you want to train, too?
[14:44] Akagami
    Huh?
[14:45] Yuzuki
    What?
[14:46] Akagami
    Are you sure?
[14:47] Kiki
    You looked like you were about to force
    yourself on Yuzuki-san out of frustration
[14:51] Kiki
    unless I allowed you to train with her.
[14:53] Akagami
    Did I? I'm so sorry!
[14:57] Akagami
    Do I have the right to train, though?
[15:01] Akagami
    I'm still in debt.
[15:03] Kiki
    What are you talking about?
[15:04] Kiki
    I've seen all the efforts
    you've made at the temple.
[15:09] Kiki
    Hold your head high.
    You haven't been wasting your time here.
[15:17] Yuzuki
    It'd be encouraging to have a training partner.
[15:22] Akagami
    Then I gratefully accept your offer.
[15:24] Kiki
    Good.
[15:25] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, I look forward
    to training with you.
[15:28] Yuzuki
    Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
[15:29] Akagami
    Indeed.
[15:34] Mia
    E-Excuse me!
[15:35] Akagami
    Mia-san?
[15:36] Mia
    Will you allow me to train with you?
[15:39] Kagura
    Go, go.
[15:41] Yuzuki
    What?
[15:42] Akagami
    You're going to train with us, Mia-san?
[15:44] Akagami
    How truly encouraging!
[15:45] Mia
    Really?
[15:47] Akagami
    Yes, we'd love to have you.
[15:48] Mia
    That's great!
[15:50] Mia
    Anyway, thank you for training me.
[15:53] Kiki
    Uh, sure.
[15:55] Akagami
    We have nothing to fear now!
[16:00] Tsukuyo
    I'm home.
[16:02] Tsukuyo
    You started training with Yuzu-nee?
[16:06] Tsukuyo
    So you're Kiki-san's students now?
[16:09] Mia
    Yes.
[16:10] Akagami
    I suppose we are.
[16:11] Tsukuyo
    I see. Which means...
[16:16] Tsukuyo
    You'll undergo tokudo. It won't be easy.
[16:20] Both
    Tokudo?
[16:21] Tsukuyo
    What?
[16:23] Kiki
    Oh, right.
[16:25] Kiki
    I forgot to explain that part.
[16:27] Both
    Master...
[16:29] Kiki
    There are steps that must be taken
    to become a head priest.
[16:32] Kiki
    Before entering the training ground,
    you must first undergo "tokudo."
SIGN    Tokudo
[16:36] Kiki
    It involves studying sutras
    and rituals under a master
SIGN    Reading Sutras and Other Texts
SIGN    How to Fold Work Clothes
[16:40] Kiki
    and earning the right to become a priest.
SIGN    Workflow
[16:42] Kiki
    Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
[16:46] Both
    I see.
[16:49] Akagami
    Wait, what? I hadn't become a priest yet?
[16:53] Kiki
    No, you were just living at a temple.
[16:57] Akagami
    Just living at a temple?
[17:02] Mia
    What's wrong, Akagami?!
[17:04] Akagami
    I was able to preserve my sanity
    while living with women
[17:08] Akagami
    because I thought I'd become a priest.
SIGN    Harem!!
SIGN    Debauchery!!
[17:16] Akagami
    Now that I know that was a lie,
    my worldly desires...
[17:21] Mia
    Calm down, Akagami!
[17:22] Kiki
    That's right. Calm down.
[17:25] Mia
    Could you stop doing that, please?
SIGN    Squish
[17:27] Kiki
    I'm teaching him to resist his worldly desires.
[17:30] Mia
    I'll be the one to handle that!
[17:35] Mia
    Oh, uh...
[17:39] Akagami
    W-Was my path to enlightenment an illusion?
[17:44] Yuzuki
    No, it wasn't.
[17:47] Yuzuki
    Trying to achieve enlightenment
    is the path to enlightenment itself.
[17:52] Yuzuki
    That's the second rule to achieving
    enlightenment, Akagami-kun.
[17:56] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san...
[17:57] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, I completed six hours of teizu.
[18:00] Kiki
    Oh? Let's see.
[18:03] Yuzuki
    It was easier than I...
[18:05] Kiki
    Poke, poke.
[18:06] Yuzuki
    I'm ready to move on to
    the next stage of training.
[18:12] Yuzuki
    I can't...
[18:14] Kiki
    You've still got a long way to go.
[18:16] Kiki
    Come on, go chop some wood next.
[18:21] Yuzuki
    Thank you for your instruction!
[18:23] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san certainly is impressive.
[18:26] Akagami
    She's made so much more progress than me.
[18:28] Kiki
    Is that what you think?
[18:34] Kiki
    Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
[18:37] Both
    Huh?
[18:37] Kiki
    Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet,
[18:42] Kiki
    though it sounds like she made
    herself out to be more than she is.
[18:44] Kiki
    If there's anything about her that
    seems different, it's her mindset.
[18:52] Kiki
    Normally, my students train for
    a year before undergoing tokudo,
[18:57] Kiki
    but she's attempting to do that in six months,
[18:59] Kiki
    while attending school, no less,
[19:02] Kiki
    so she can become a head priest
    as quickly as possible.
[19:07] Akagami
    And she's doing it to keep
    Mikazuki Temple open.
[19:11] Akagami
    I mustn't dawdle, either!
[19:15] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san!
[19:22] Akagami
    Let me join you!
[19:26] Yuzuki
    Sure. I've been waiting for you to ask.
[19:29] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san—
[19:31] Mia
    But you said we'd fight together.
[19:35] Akagami
    What? I wasn't trying to cut you out.
[19:38] Akagami
    Of course you can join us. Right?
[19:42] Akagami
    Let's master chopping wood
    together and undergo tokudo.
[19:46] All
    Yeah!
[19:49] Kiki
    Chopping wood has nothing
    to do with tokudo, though.
[19:52] Kiki
    Well, whatever.
[19:54] Kurage
    Kiki-san and Yuzuki-oneechan, we have a guest.
[19:58] Hoan
    Pardon the intrusion.
[20:00] Kiki
    Yikes.
[20:00] Yuzuki
    Hoan-san?
[20:06] Both
    Oh...
[20:08] Tsukuyo
    That's Yuzu-nee's fiance?
[20:10] Kurage
    Why do you suppose he's here?
[20:12] Akagami
    I have no idea.
[20:14] Kurage
    What? Didn't he come to get down and dirty?
[20:17] Tsukuyo
    Kurage?!
[20:18] Kurage
    They're engaged, right?
    They have an adult relationship.
[20:21] Kagura
    My, my.
[20:23] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee would never do anything
    like that. Right, Akagami?
[20:27] Akagami
    Is he using his engagement to
    Yuzuki-san to do things with her?!
[20:31] Tsukuyo
    She would?!
[20:33] Kagura
    They're doing special training,
    mostly with their lower bodies.
[20:36] Mia
    They're doing what? How very intriguing.
[20:39] Kurage
    I think I'll watch until they're done
    since I'm so worried about them.
[20:43] Tsukuyo
    Why do you all seem to be enjoying this?!
[20:46] Hoan
    You're Yuzuki-san's family, aren't you?
[20:50] Hoan
    I apologize for suddenly dropping in.
[20:52] Hoan
    I just had to see the temple
    and family she was so proud of.
[20:56] Tsukuyo
    Oh, uh... yes.
[20:59] Hoan
    I had some business to attend to, as well.
[21:01] Hoan
    Akagami-kun, was it?
[21:03] Hoan
    Do you have a moment?
[21:07] Hoan
    Well, well.
[21:09] Hoan
    This is even worse than I thought.
[21:11] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry.
[21:14] Kiki
    If you've got a problem with it, then leave.
[21:16] Yuzuki
    What? Kiki-san, you got changed, too?
[21:18] Akagami
    Why was I invited to this meeting?
[21:21] Hoan
    You haven't changed at all, Kiki.
[21:24] Hoan
    Aoba Yuzuki-san, I heard you
    haven't entered the priesthood yet.
[21:28] Yuzuki
    No.
[21:29] Kiki
    So what if she hasn't? You wanna go, huh?
[21:33] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, what's gotten into you?!
[21:36] Kiki
    You'll be surprised to learn
    that I've become her master.
[21:39] Kiki
    I'll turn her into a priest in just six months.
[21:44] Yuzuki
    Uh, Kiki-san?!
[21:46] Hoan
    That will be too late.
[21:49] Hoan
    You will undergo tokudo within three months.
[21:55] Kiki
    What are you talking about?
[21:57] Kiki
    You know how strict our sect's tokudo is.
[22:00] Hoan
    If you can't, then I'd like to
    call off our engagement.
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    What Color Is Your Underwear?
[23:45] Kurage
    Tsukuyo-oneechan, what's your favorite color?
[23:47] Tsukuyo
    Pink, I guess. Light blue is good, too.
[23:50] Tsukuyo
    I also like red. It's the color of passion.
[23:52] Kurage
    How bold of you.
[23:54] Kurage
    By the way, what are you wearing today?
[23:56] Tsukuyo
    Hold on, what are we talking about?