E11 - The Body Doesn't Lie
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[00:00] (Flashback) Kiki
There are steps that must be taken
to become a head priest.
[00:03] (Flashback) Kiki
Before entering the training ground,
you must first undergo "tokudo."
[00:07] (Flashback) Kiki
It involves studying sutras
and rituals under a master
[00:11] (Flashback) Kiki
and earning the right to become a priest.
[00:13] (Flashback) Kiki
Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
[00:17] (Flashback) Kiki
Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
[00:20] (Flashback) Both
Huh?
[00:21] (Flashback) Kiki
Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet.
[00:25] (Flashback) Kiki
Normally, my students train for
a year before undergoing tokudo,
[00:29] (Flashback) Kiki
but she's attempting to do that in six months,
[00:32] (Flashback) Kiki
while attending school, no less,
[00:35] (Flashback) Kiki
so she can become a head priest
as quickly as possible.
[00:39] (Flashback) Hoan
You will undergo tokudo within three months.
[00:42] (Flashback) Hoan
If you can't, then I'd like to
call off our engagement.
[00:49] (Flashback) Kiki
There's a problem with your
tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
[00:52] (Flashback) Kiki
The ceremony is held at the temple
the candidate trains at.
[00:56] (Flashback) Kiki
In other words, it'd be in the
main hall of this temple.
[00:59] (Flashback) Akagami
Okay...
[01:00] (Flashback) Kiki
Several important members of the
sect attend the ceremony, as well.
[01:04] (Flashback) Kiki
And the temple where the ceremony
is held is subject to an inspection.
SIGN Duct Tape
[01:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki
We can't afford to repair...
[01:17] (Flashback) Akagami
...the temple's principal figure!
[01:23] Kiki
As you can see,
[01:25] Kiki
in order for the tokudo ceremony
to be held at this temple,
[01:28] Kiki
the principal figure must be repaired.
[01:30] Kiki
At the very least, we must do
something about its broken neck.
[01:33] Kiki
I asked around for some quotes,
[01:37] Kiki
and at minimum, the repairs will cost 500,000.
[01:44] Akagami
That's a lot of money.
[01:46] Kiki
It's my fault. I'm sorry.
[01:50] Yuzuki
Don't worry.
[01:53] Yuzuki
I'll figure something out.
[01:58] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, how can you be so sure?
[02:01] Yuzuki
I have a feeling it'll be fine, so it'll be fine.
[02:03] Akagami
Has your meat-headedness
progressed that far?!
[02:06] Kiki
Were you listening to anything I said, Yuzuki?!
[02:08] Akagami
We're talking about 500,000 yen!
[02:09] Akagami
That's not an easy amount to raise!
[02:12] Yuzuki
We're always broke and short-staffed.
[02:15] Yuzuki
We haven't even been able to properly
repair our principle figure.
[02:20] Yuzuki
Hoan-san knew that.
[02:22] Yuzuki
He knew that and insisted I undergo
tokudo within three months.
[02:27] Yuzuki
If I can't manage this, then it's impossible
for me to overcome my reality.
[02:33] Yuzuki
Leave it to me, Kiki-san and Akagami-kun.
[02:36] Yuzuki
After all...
[02:39] Yuzuki
I'm going to take over Mikazuki Temple!
SIGN Episode 11:
The Body Doesn't Lie
[04:15] Akagami
I can't allow Yuzuki-san to take
on the entire burden alone.
SIGN Looking For Part-time Employees
SIGN No experience necessary!!
SIGN 45458181
listings nationwide
SIGN A website
for finding
part-time work
SIGN Register your contact information (free) here!!
[04:28] Akagami
My contact information, huh?
[04:31] Akagami
I can't let the others find out,
so I can't use this temple's number.
[04:37] Akagami
But I don't have a phone.
[04:43] Akagami
I suppose I can borrow one for now.
[04:47] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, do you have a moment?
[04:50] Yuzuki
Huh? Akagami-kun?
[04:53] Yuzuki
Give me a second.
[04:55] Akagami
What?
[05:01] Yuzuki
Thanks for waiting.
[05:09] Yuzuki
What do you need at this hour?
[05:12] Yuzuki
Let's not talk in the hallway.
[05:15] Yuzuki
Would you like to come in?
[05:18] Yuzuki
So...
[05:21] Yuzuki
Do you need something?
[05:23] Akagami
What?
[05:25] Akagami
Am I not supposed to say anything?
[05:29] Akagami
She's wearing a maid uniform, isn't she?
[05:32] Akagami
Why is she acting like she always does?
[05:36] Yuzuki
What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
[05:37] Akagami
Nothing!
[05:42] Akagami
Calm down. I only came to borrow a phone.
[05:47] Akagami
I have a request.
[05:51] Yuzuki
A request?
[05:52] Yuzuki
A request, is it?
[05:54] Yuzuki
Don't be shy, Master.
You can ask me whatever you'd like.
[05:59] Akagami
Ph-Phone...
[06:00] Yuzuki
How shall I serve you?
[06:03] Akagami
A ph-phone...
[06:06] Akagami
Please lend me a phone.
[06:08] Yuzuki
Sure!
[06:10] Akagami
My brain won't stop showing me
images of maid role-play!
[06:13] Akagami
I'm never going to last like this!
[06:15] Yuzuki
A phone, right? Hold on.
[06:17] Yuzuki
Huh? Where is it?
[06:25] Yuzuki
Oh, so it did fall down here.
[06:28] Yuzuki
Almost there.
[06:31] Yuzuki
I found it, Akagami-kun.
[06:34] Yuzuki
You're bleeding like crazy!
[06:35] Yuzuki
Are you okay? You're acting weird!
[06:38] Akagami
Should you be saying that?!
[06:41] Yuzuki
So, what do you need it for?
[06:45] Akagami
I was hoping to borrow your phone number.
[06:48] Akagami
I need contact information to work.
[06:53] Akagami
Mission accomplished.
[06:58] Akagami
Yuzuki-san?
[07:00] Yuzuki
Yeah.
[07:04] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, what kind of
clothes are you wearing?
[07:08] Akagami
Is this some kind of joke?
[07:10] Akagami
Is she hoping I'll comment on her maid uniform?
[07:13] Akagami
I don't know, but I'll give
her the straight answer.
[07:16] Akagami
Monk's work clothes.
[07:26] Yuzuki
Yes, that's right.
[07:30] Yuzuki
And you're wearing them
because you're in training.
[07:32] Yuzuki
Right now, you should be focusing on your
training instead of thinking about working.
[07:38] Akagami
But I need to contribute as much as possible
to the principle figure's repairs!
[07:42] Yuzuki
I'll work. Don't you worry about it.
[07:44] Akagami
Aren't you in training, too?!
[07:46] Akagami
Besides, it'll take a long time
[07:48] Akagami
for a high school student working
part time to earn 500,000.
[07:52] Yuzuki
It'll be okay.
[07:54] Yuzuki
I'm planning to work five or six jobs.
[07:56] Akagami
That doesn't sound okay at all!
[07:57] Akagami
Your meat-headedness has gone too far!
[07:59] Yuzuki
No, it'll work out.
[08:01] Akagami
At least allow us to help—
[08:03] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun.
[08:05] Yuzuki
I started this.
[08:08] Yuzuki
Imposing on everyone else would be wrong.
[08:12] Akagami
Yuzuki-san...
[08:14] Yuzuki
Besides, my mom did it alone.
[08:18] Akagami
What?
[08:19] Akagami
Yuzuki-san's mother is that woman
Tsukina-san, who Tendou-san mentioned.
[08:24] Yuzuki
It's okay, Akagami-kun.
[08:29] Yuzuki
I'll figure something out.
[08:32] Akagami
Wh-What will you do, exactly?
[08:34] Yuzuki
Well... I'll double my shifts.
[08:38] Akagami
That's just not possible, Yuzuki-san!
[08:40] Akagami
Are you dumb?!
[08:42] Yuzuki
What?!
[08:43] Akagami
I have plenty of work experience.
Let me handle this.
[08:47] Yuzuki
You don't sound very convincing when you
won't even look at me, Akagami-kun!
[08:51] Akagami
Crap! I couldn't stand looking directly at her!
[08:54] Yuzuki
I'm so stupid, you can't bear to look at me?
[08:57] Akagami
No, that's not what I meant.
[08:59] Yuzuki
Then are you refusing to
look at me because I'm right?
[09:03] Akagami
Wha—
[09:04] Yuzuki
Then let me handle this.
[09:05] Akagami
I can't help it! Just look at how you're dressed!
[09:10] Yuzuki
Huh?
[09:14] Yuzuki
No way! I've been wearing this the whole time?
[09:17] Akagami
You're wearing the cutest,
sexiest outfit I can imagine!
[09:21] Akagami
You look exceptionally beautiful when
our eyes meet, and your charms are—
[09:24] Yuzuki
You idiot, Akagami-kun!
This is too embarrassing!
[09:27] Yuzuki
There's a reason for this.
[09:29] Akagami
The desire to be served by you
was too much for me!
[09:32] Yuzuki
Please, listen to me!
[09:35] Akagami
In other words, that maid uniform
is your friend's work uniform.
[09:41] Akagami
She suggested you work together,
so you borrowed hers so you could try it on.
[09:47] Akagami
And I showed up after
you fell asleep wearing it.
[09:52] Yuzuki
I was half-asleep.
I'm exhausted from looking for work.
[09:58] Akagami
See? You're already tired!
[10:02] Yuzuki
I-I'm not tired!
[10:05] Akagami
You're still determined to resist me?
[10:07] Yuzuki
I'm not tired!
[10:08] Akagami
That outfit is proof of your exhaustion.
[10:14] Yuzuki
Then let's make a bet!
[10:15] Akagami
Huh?
[10:16] Yuzuki
Test me to see if I'm actually tired.
[10:20] Yuzuki
If you can make me fall asleep, then you win.
[10:24] Akagami
M-Make you fall asleep? But how?
[10:28] Yuzuki
Maybe with a massage or something!
[10:30] Akagami
You want me to serve a maid?
[10:32] Yuzuki
Go right ahead.
[10:33] Akagami
Seriously?
[10:34] Akagami
No, I can't do this.
[10:36] Akagami
Just looking at her does that to me.
Touching her directly is impossible.
[10:40] Yuzuki
What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
[10:43] Akagami
N-Nothing.
[10:46] Yuzuki
Do you admit defeat?
[10:48] Yuzuki
Then I can't lend you my phone.
[10:51] Akagami
In that case, excuse me.
[10:56] Yuzuki
Looks like you've found your motivation.
[10:58] Yuzuki
But my training has toughened me—
[11:03] Yuzuki
What... is this?
[11:06] Yuzuki
This isn't fair. Why are you so good at this?
[11:10] Akagami
This feeling, this reaction...
[11:14] Yuzuki
Right there.
[11:16] Akagami
She really is exhausted.
[11:19] Akagami
The body doesn't lie, Yuzuki-san.
[11:22] Akagami
I'll begin by promoting the
flow of lymphatic fluid
[11:25] Akagami
from the back of her neck
to her shoulder blades.
[11:29] Akagami
Next, I'll stretch her lower body and improve
circulation throughout her entire body.
[11:36] Eromitsu
Her side-boobs are wide open.
[11:39] Eromitsu
It'd just be a little accident.
[11:41] Bakagami
Don't forget her rear and thighs.
[11:44] Bakagami
You have to loosen up her entire body evenly.
[11:48] Both
Do it! Do it! Do it!
[11:51] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun...
[11:58] Akagami
I must hurry! My sense of reason won't last!
[12:07] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun!
[12:09] Yuzuki
Wait! Oh!
[12:14] Yuzuki
No!
[12:16] Tsukuyo
Yeah, no way.
[12:19] Tsukuyo
Akagami, you finally—
[12:24] Yuzuki
It's so good!
[12:26] Tsukuyo
You're wrestling now?!
[12:29] Yuzuki
I endured it.
[12:30] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee, why are you wearing a maid uniform?
[12:33] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san, there's a reason for this.
[12:36] Yuzuki
I won our...
[12:43] Yuzuki
See? I'm not tired at...
[12:46] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, give it up already.
[12:48] Yuzuki
I can do it myself.
[12:51] Akagami
Why are you being so stubborn?
[12:54] Yuzuki
B-Because...
[12:55] Yuzuki
Forget it!
[12:57] Yuzuki
It's none of your business!
[13:05] Akagami
I see.
[13:08] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun—
[13:09] Akagami
Since it's none of my business,
I'll do what I want!
[13:13] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san!
[13:14] Tsukuyo
Yes?
[13:14] Akagami
Will you go out with me?
[13:17] Tsukuyo
What?
[13:18] Akagami
Let's go out together tomorrow.
[13:20] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[13:21] Tsukuyo
Go out—what?
[13:25] Tsukuyo
What?!
SIGN A trick up the sleeve.
[13:35] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san, will you go out with me?
[13:40] Tsukuyo
What?
[13:42] Akagami
Will you marry me, too?
[13:44] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[13:45] Akagami
We'll consummate our marriage immediately.
[13:47] Tsukuyo
Consummate?
[13:48] Akagami
And have children. So many, many children.
[13:51] Tsukuyo
Hey, wait!
[13:52] Tsukuyo
No!
[13:59] Tsukuyo
What would you like?
[14:00] Kurage
Three trips to a sweets buffet.
[14:03] Tsukuyo
Would you settle for two?
[14:05] Kurage
No.
[14:07] Tsukuyo
Okay.
[14:14] Tsukuyo
Was what he said yesterday
a confession of his feelings?
[14:18] (Flashback) Akagami
Will you go out with me?
[14:21] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
What?
[14:21] Tsukuyo
He even invited me on a date.
[14:25] Tsukuyo
When did Akagami develop feelings for me?
[14:29] Tsukuyo
Wait, am I misunderstanding
the situation again?
[14:33] Tsukuyo
Ugh, that seems possible.
[14:36] Tsukuyo
I totally am.
[14:40] Tsukuyo
Well, I won't be fooled again.
[14:42] Tsukuyo
Okay, I won't think too hard
about today. I'll take it easy.
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
SIGN Her Favorite Knit Sweater
SIGN Her Favorite Skirt
SIGN Brand-new Shoes
SIGN Max-effort "Natural" Makeup
[15:05] Tsukuyo
I totally didn't put any effort
into my appearance.
[15:09] Tsukuyo
I'm just excited to go out on my day off.
[15:13] Tsukuyo
I wouldn't want him to think I phoned it in.
[15:16] Akagami
Thank you for waiting.
[15:19] Akagami
Sorry, Tsukuyo-san.
My morning training made me late.
SIGN Same As Always
[15:27] Tsukuyo
See? I knew it.
[15:29] Tsukuyo
He's wearing his work clothes.
This doesn't feel like a date at all.
[15:36] Tsukuyo
I definitely misunderstood his intentions.
[15:40] Akagami
Huh?
[15:42] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san, you look
exceptionally pretty today.
[15:46] Akagami
I feel nervous going out
with such a beautiful lady.
[15:54] Tsukuyo
I never said I'd go out with you!
[15:57] Akagami
What? You won't go out with me?
[15:59] Tsukuyo
No, wait. Calm down.
[16:02] Tsukuyo
I'm not confused, okay? Let's go.
[16:06] Akagami
What? So you will come with me?
[16:09] Tsukuyo
So, where are we going?
[16:11] Akagami
To the phone shop.
[16:13] Akagami
I was hoping you'd show me the way.
[16:16] Tsukuyo
Oh, right. You lost your phone, right?
[16:20] Tsukuyo
Anything else?
[16:21] Akagami
That's all I had planned.
[16:23] Akagami
Is there anything you need to do?
[16:25] Tsukuyo
Not really. I just happened to be free today.
[16:31] Tsukuyo
That's all, huh?
[16:33] Tsukuyo
Yeah, yeah. I'm just here to be his guide.
[16:36] Tsukuyo
Have you already decided which phone you want?
[16:38] Akagami
Yes. I'd like to spend as
little money as possible.
[16:43] Tsukuyo
I see.
SIGN Couple's First Plan
980 yen/month
SIGN For cohabitating couples!
SIGN For couples with the same
name or address
[16:44] Akagami
I was thinking about buying this plan.
[16:50] Tsukuyo
For... cohabitating...
[16:53] Akagami
Yes. After all, we live together.
[16:56] Tsukuyo
We're just roommates!
[17:01] Clerk
You can't sign up for that plan with a minor.
[17:05] Akagami
I see.
[17:06] Tsukuyo
Well, yeah.
[17:08] Clerk
What about this plan instead?
SIGN 1080 yen/month
SIGN Super cheap!
SIGN Good value phone plan!
[17:12] Clerk
You'll have tons of time
to talk with your loved ones.
[17:15] Akagami
Looks like the base cost is pretty low.
[17:19] Akagami
I'll go with this, then.
[17:20] Akagami
I'd like to buy the phone using points, please.
[17:22] Clerk
Certainly.
[17:28] Clerk
One moment, please.
[17:33] Tsukuyo
Aw, man. This sucks.
[17:36] Tsukuyo
That clerk totally got the wrong idea about us.
[17:39] Tsukuyo
Is this his roundabout way of harassing me?
[17:44] Tsukuyo
I've had enough. I'm going home.
[17:47] Akagami
Here you go.
[17:48] Tsukuyo
Huh?
SIGN Tanu-Tanu
[17:49] Akagami
To thank you for today.
SIGN 100% Wild Animal
[17:51] Akagami
You like this drink, don't you?
[17:54] Tsukuyo
Yeah.
[17:55] Akagami
What? Did I get it wrong?
[17:56] Tsukuyo
No, you're right.
[17:59] Akagami
I thought so.
[18:03] Tsukuyo
Seriously?
[18:06] Tsukuyo
That useless dummy actually pays attention.
[18:12] Tsukuyo
Yum.
[18:13] Akagami
Now...
[18:15] Akagami
Shall we go home before it gets too late?
[18:24] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san?
[18:26] Tsukuyo
This was a misunderstanding.
[18:27] Tsukuyo
This was all my misunderstanding.
[18:31] Tsukuyo
Akagami's confession
and today's date. All of it.
[18:37] Tsukuyo
I'm definitely misunderstanding my own
desire to spend more time with him, but...
[18:44] Tsukuyo
Hey, Akagami.
[18:46] Akagami
Yes?
[18:49] Tsukuyo
Um...
[18:52] Tsukuyo
What am I trying to say?
[18:56] Tsukuyo
Can I really say that?
[19:01] Tsukuyo
Let's...
[19:04] Tsukuyo
Let's...
[19:06] Tsukuyo
Let's exchange contact information.
SIGN FSHHH
[19:09] Akagami
Gladly!
[19:14] Tsukuyo
I'll settle for this today.
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
SIGN My Card
SIGN Ta
SIGN Tsukuyo-san
SIGN A
Ka
Sa
Ta
Na
Ha
Ma
Ya
Ra
Wa
[19:22] Tsukuyo
What are you so excited about?
[19:25] Akagami
This is the first time I've exchanged
contact information with a woman.
[19:28] Tsukuyo
What? Really?
[19:30] Akagami
Women always run when they
hear the name "Akagami."
[19:34] Tsukuyo
Oh, right.
[19:36] Tsukuyo
I'm his first woman, huh?
[19:38] Tsukuyo
Wait, no. There's no deeper meaning here.
[19:43] Tsukuyo
Good thing so many girls live at our place.
[19:45] Tsukuyo
You'll exchange contacts with them all, right?
[19:47] Tsukuyo
So you'll rake in a bunch at once.
[19:49] Akagami
Now that you mention it, you're right.
[19:52] Tsukuyo
Isn't that why you bought a phone?
[19:55] Akagami
No, it's... How should I put this?
[19:58] Akagami
I wanted to conduct some...
secret communications.
[20:02] Tsukuyo
Secret?
SIGN Secret...
SIGN Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
SIGN Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
SIGN Plus
SIGN Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
SIGN Plus
SIGN Secret
communications
SIGN Equals
SIGN Are you asleep?
[20:11] Akagami
Are you asleep?
SIGN I'm still up.
[20:12] Tsukuyo
I'm still up.
SIGN I'm still up.
SIGN Can I see you now?
[20:14] Akagami
Can I see you now?
[20:15] Sign
What?
SIGN Can I see you now?
SIGN What...?
[20:17] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san...
[20:19] Tsukuyo
We can't, Akagami. We'll wake the others.
[20:23] Akagami
Let's put on a show for them!
[20:25] Tsukuyo
Consummate!
SIGN BOOM
[20:31] Tsukuyo
Oh, come on! That's
definitely a misunderstanding!
[20:35] Akagami
What? It is? Wait, what is?
SIGN You have one new message.
SIGN You were a huge help today.
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
SIGN Akagami
[20:49] Akagami
You were a huge help today.
[20:51] Akagami
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
[20:53] Akagami
I hope you'll continue
to help me in the future.
SIGN I love you.
[21:01] Tsukuyo
Definitely a misunderstanding!
[22:42] Tsukuyo
I overslept.
[22:45] Tsukuyo
Good morning, Akagami.
[22:47] Akagami
Good timing, Tsukuyo-san.
[22:51] Akagami
We should break up.
[22:54] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[22:55] Akagami
I was actually bored by our consummation.
[22:58] Tsukuyo
Consummation? But we're not even dating.
[23:02] Tsukuyo
Wait, am I dreaming again?
[23:05] Akagami
Goodbye, Tsukuyo-san.
SIGN SHF
[23:07] Akagami
From now on, I'll be consummating
my relationship with this girl.
SIGN HA HA HA
[23:12] Tsukuyo
Akagami, who is she?!
[23:15] Tsukuyo
Also, what's with this background?
[23:18] Tsukuyo
You didn't have to include
this joke in my episode!
SIGN THROB
[23:28] Tsukuyo
Kurage, what is that?
[23:30] Kurage
Super surprise concrete.
[23:36] Tsukuyo
I wish you'd use something a little softer.
SIGN Akagami
SIGN You were a huge help today.
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
SIGN Battery is running low.
1% battery power remaining.
SIGN Power Saver Mode
[23:41] Kurage
Good morning.
[23:45] Kagura
Pop quiz: what's something you can't do alone?
SIGN Next Time
No One Should Live Alone
[23:49] Yuzuki
K-Kiss.
[23:51] Tsukuyo
G-Get married.
[23:52] Kurage
H-Hug.
[23:54] Mia
Sex!
[23:55] Kagura
All worldly desires...
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