E11 - The Body Doesn't Lie Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] (Flashback) Kiki     There are steps that must be taken     to become a head priest. [00:03] (Flashback) Kiki     Before entering the training ground,     you must first undergo "tokudo." [00:07] (Flashback) Kiki     It involves studying sutras     and rituals under a master [00:11] (Flashback) Kiki     and earning the right to become a priest. [00:13] (Flashback) Kiki     Put simply, it's becoming a priest. [00:17] (Flashback) Kiki     Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either. [00:20] (Flashback) Both     Huh? [00:21] (Flashback) Kiki     Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet. [00:25] (Flashback) Kiki     Normally, my students train for     a year before undergoing tokudo, [00:29] (Flashback) Kiki     but she's attempting to do that in six months, [00:32] (Flashback) Kiki     while attending school, no less, [00:35] (Flashback) Kiki     so she can become a head priest     as quickly as possible. [00:39] (Flashback) Hoan     You will undergo tokudo within three months. [00:42] (Flashback) Hoan     If you can't, then I'd like to     call off our engagement. [00:49] (Flashback) Kiki     There's a problem with your     tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki. [00:52] (Flashback) Kiki     The ceremony is held at the temple     the candidate trains at. [00:56] (Flashback) Kiki     In other words, it'd be in the     main hall of this temple. [00:59] (Flashback) Akagami     Okay... [01:00] (Flashback) Kiki     Several important members of the     sect attend the ceremony, as well. [01:04] (Flashback) Kiki     And the temple where the ceremony     is held is subject to an inspection. SIGN    Duct Tape [01:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki     We can't afford to repair... [01:17] (Flashback) Akagami     ...the temple's principal figure! [01:23] Kiki     As you can see, [01:25] Kiki     in order for the tokudo ceremony     to be held at this temple, [01:28] Kiki     the principal figure must be repaired. [01:30] Kiki     At the very least, we must do     something about its broken neck. [01:33] Kiki     I asked around for some quotes, [01:37] Kiki     and at minimum, the repairs will cost 500,000. [01:44] Akagami     That's a lot of money. [01:46] Kiki     It's my fault. I'm sorry. [01:50] Yuzuki     Don't worry. [01:53] Yuzuki     I'll figure something out. [01:58] Akagami     Yuzuki-san, how can you be so sure? [02:01] Yuzuki     I have a feeling it'll be fine, so it'll be fine. [02:03] Akagami     Has your meat-headedness      progressed that far?! [02:06] Kiki     Were you listening to anything I said, Yuzuki?! [02:08] Akagami     We're talking about 500,000 yen! [02:09] Akagami     That's not an easy amount to raise! [02:12] Yuzuki     We're always broke and short-staffed. [02:15] Yuzuki     We haven't even been able to properly     repair our principle figure. [02:20] Yuzuki     Hoan-san knew that. [02:22] Yuzuki     He knew that and insisted I undergo     tokudo within three months. [02:27] Yuzuki     If I can't manage this, then it's impossible     for me to overcome my reality. [02:33] Yuzuki     Leave it to me, Kiki-san and Akagami-kun. [02:36] Yuzuki     After all... [02:39] Yuzuki     I'm going to take over Mikazuki Temple! SIGN    Episode 11:     The Body Doesn't Lie [04:15] Akagami     I can't allow Yuzuki-san to take     on the entire burden alone. SIGN    Looking For Part-time Employees SIGN    No experience necessary!! SIGN    45458181     listings nationwide SIGN    A website     for finding     part-time work SIGN    Register your contact information (free) here!! [04:28] Akagami     My contact information, huh? [04:31] Akagami     I can't let the others find out,     so I can't use this temple's number. [04:37] Akagami     But I don't have a phone. [04:43] Akagami     I suppose I can borrow one for now. [04:47] Akagami     Yuzuki-san, do you have a moment? [04:50] Yuzuki     Huh? Akagami-kun? [04:53] Yuzuki     Give me a second. [04:55] Akagami     What? [05:01] Yuzuki     Thanks for waiting. [05:09] Yuzuki     What do you need at this hour? [05:12] Yuzuki     Let's not talk in the hallway. [05:15] Yuzuki     Would you like to come in? [05:18] Yuzuki     So... [05:21] Yuzuki     Do you need something? [05:23] Akagami     What? [05:25] Akagami     Am I not supposed to say anything? [05:29] Akagami     She's wearing a maid uniform, isn't she? [05:32] Akagami     Why is she acting like she always does? [05:36] Yuzuki     What's the matter, Akagami-kun? [05:37] Akagami     Nothing! [05:42] Akagami     Calm down. I only came to borrow a phone. [05:47] Akagami     I have a request. [05:51] Yuzuki     A request? [05:52] Yuzuki     A request, is it? [05:54] Yuzuki     Don't be shy, Master.     You can ask me whatever you'd like. [05:59] Akagami     Ph-Phone... [06:00] Yuzuki     How shall I serve you? [06:03] Akagami     A ph-phone... [06:06] Akagami     Please lend me a phone. [06:08] Yuzuki     Sure! [06:10] Akagami     My brain won't stop showing me     images of maid role-play! [06:13] Akagami     I'm never going to last like this! [06:15] Yuzuki     A phone, right? Hold on. [06:17] Yuzuki     Huh? Where is it? [06:25] Yuzuki     Oh, so it did fall down here. [06:28] Yuzuki     Almost there. [06:31] Yuzuki     I found it, Akagami-kun. [06:34] Yuzuki     You're bleeding like crazy! [06:35] Yuzuki     Are you okay? You're acting weird! [06:38] Akagami     Should you be saying that?! [06:41] Yuzuki     So, what do you need it for? [06:45] Akagami     I was hoping to borrow your phone number. [06:48] Akagami     I need contact information to work. [06:53] Akagami     Mission accomplished. [06:58] Akagami     Yuzuki-san? [07:00] Yuzuki     Yeah. [07:04] Yuzuki     Akagami-kun, what kind of     clothes are you wearing? [07:08] Akagami     Is this some kind of joke? [07:10] Akagami     Is she hoping I'll comment on her maid uniform? [07:13] Akagami     I don't know, but I'll give     her the straight answer. [07:16] Akagami     Monk's work clothes. [07:26] Yuzuki     Yes, that's right. [07:30] Yuzuki     And you're wearing them     because you're in training. [07:32] Yuzuki     Right now, you should be focusing on your     training instead of thinking about working. [07:38] Akagami     But I need to contribute as much as possible     to the principle figure's repairs! [07:42] Yuzuki     I'll work. Don't you worry about it. [07:44] Akagami     Aren't you in training, too?! [07:46] Akagami     Besides, it'll take a long time [07:48] Akagami     for a high school student working     part time to earn 500,000. [07:52] Yuzuki     It'll be okay. [07:54] Yuzuki     I'm planning to work five or six jobs. [07:56] Akagami     That doesn't sound okay at all! [07:57] Akagami     Your meat-headedness has gone too far! [07:59] Yuzuki     No, it'll work out. [08:01] Akagami     At least allow us to help— [08:03] Yuzuki     Akagami-kun. [08:05] Yuzuki     I started this. [08:08] Yuzuki     Imposing on everyone else would be wrong. [08:12] Akagami     Yuzuki-san... [08:14] Yuzuki     Besides, my mom did it alone. [08:18] Akagami     What? [08:19] Akagami     Yuzuki-san's mother is that woman     Tsukina-san, who Tendou-san mentioned. [08:24] Yuzuki     It's okay, Akagami-kun. [08:29] Yuzuki     I'll figure something out. [08:32] Akagami     Wh-What will you do, exactly? [08:34] Yuzuki     Well... I'll double my shifts. [08:38] Akagami     That's just not possible, Yuzuki-san! [08:40] Akagami     Are you dumb?! [08:42] Yuzuki     What?! [08:43] Akagami     I have plenty of work experience.     Let me handle this. [08:47] Yuzuki     You don't sound very convincing when you     won't even look at me, Akagami-kun! [08:51] Akagami     Crap! I couldn't stand looking directly at her! [08:54] Yuzuki     I'm so stupid, you can't bear to look at me? [08:57] Akagami     No, that's not what I meant. [08:59] Yuzuki     Then are you refusing to     look at me because I'm right? [09:03] Akagami     Wha— [09:04] Yuzuki     Then let me handle this. [09:05] Akagami     I can't help it! Just look at how you're dressed! [09:10] Yuzuki     Huh? [09:14] Yuzuki     No way! I've been wearing this the whole time? [09:17] Akagami     You're wearing the cutest,     sexiest outfit I can imagine! [09:21] Akagami     You look exceptionally beautiful when     our eyes meet, and your charms are— [09:24] Yuzuki     You idiot, Akagami-kun!     This is too embarrassing! [09:27] Yuzuki     There's a reason for this. [09:29] Akagami     The desire to be served by you     was too much for me! [09:32] Yuzuki     Please, listen to me! [09:35] Akagami     In other words, that maid uniform     is your friend's work uniform. [09:41] Akagami     She suggested you work together,     so you borrowed hers so you could try it on. [09:47] Akagami     And I showed up after     you fell asleep wearing it. [09:52] Yuzuki     I was half-asleep.     I'm exhausted from looking for work. [09:58] Akagami     See? You're already tired! [10:02] Yuzuki     I-I'm not tired! [10:05] Akagami     You're still determined to resist me? [10:07] Yuzuki     I'm not tired! [10:08] Akagami     That outfit is proof of your exhaustion. [10:14] Yuzuki     Then let's make a bet! [10:15] Akagami     Huh? [10:16] Yuzuki     Test me to see if I'm actually tired. [10:20] Yuzuki     If you can make me fall asleep, then you win. [10:24] Akagami     M-Make you fall asleep? But how? [10:28] Yuzuki     Maybe with a massage or something! [10:30] Akagami     You want me to serve a maid? [10:32] Yuzuki     Go right ahead. [10:33] Akagami     Seriously? [10:34] Akagami     No, I can't do this. [10:36] Akagami     Just looking at her does that to me.     Touching her directly is impossible. [10:40] Yuzuki     What's the matter, Akagami-kun? [10:43] Akagami     N-Nothing. [10:46] Yuzuki     Do you admit defeat? [10:48] Yuzuki     Then I can't lend you my phone. [10:51] Akagami     In that case, excuse me. [10:56] Yuzuki     Looks like you've found your motivation. [10:58] Yuzuki     But my training has toughened me— [11:03] Yuzuki     What... is this? [11:06] Yuzuki     This isn't fair. Why are you so good at this? [11:10] Akagami     This feeling, this reaction... [11:14] Yuzuki     Right there. [11:16] Akagami     She really is exhausted. [11:19] Akagami     The body doesn't lie, Yuzuki-san. [11:22] Akagami     I'll begin by promoting the     flow of lymphatic fluid [11:25] Akagami     from the back of her neck     to her shoulder blades. [11:29] Akagami     Next, I'll stretch her lower body and improve     circulation throughout her entire body. [11:36] Eromitsu     Her side-boobs are wide open. [11:39] Eromitsu     It'd just be a little accident. [11:41] Bakagami     Don't forget her rear and thighs. [11:44] Bakagami     You have to loosen up her entire body evenly. [11:48] Both     Do it! Do it! Do it! [11:51] Yuzuki     Akagami-kun... [11:58] Akagami     I must hurry! My sense of reason won't last! [12:07] Yuzuki     Akagami-kun! [12:09] Yuzuki     Wait! Oh! [12:14] Yuzuki     No! [12:16] Tsukuyo     Yeah, no way. [12:19] Tsukuyo     Akagami, you finally— [12:24] Yuzuki     It's so good! [12:26] Tsukuyo     You're wrestling now?! [12:29] Yuzuki     I endured it. [12:30] Tsukuyo     Yuzu-nee, why are you wearing a maid uniform? [12:33] Akagami     Tsukuyo-san, there's a reason for this. [12:36] Yuzuki     I won our... [12:43] Yuzuki     See? I'm not tired at... [12:46] Akagami     Yuzuki-san, give it up already. [12:48] Yuzuki     I can do it myself. [12:51] Akagami     Why are you being so stubborn? [12:54] Yuzuki     B-Because... [12:55] Yuzuki     Forget it! [12:57] Yuzuki     It's none of your business! [13:05] Akagami     I see. [13:08] Yuzuki     Akagami-kun— [13:09] Akagami     Since it's none of my business,     I'll do what I want! [13:13] Akagami     Tsukuyo-san! [13:14] Tsukuyo     Yes? [13:14] Akagami     Will you go out with me? [13:17] Tsukuyo     What? [13:18] Akagami     Let's go out together tomorrow. [13:20] Tsukuyo     Huh? [13:21] Tsukuyo     Go out—what? [13:25] Tsukuyo     What?! SIGN    A trick up the sleeve. [13:35] Akagami     Tsukuyo-san, will you go out with me? [13:40] Tsukuyo     What? [13:42] Akagami     Will you marry me, too? [13:44] Tsukuyo     Huh? [13:45] Akagami     We'll consummate our marriage immediately. [13:47] Tsukuyo     Consummate? [13:48] Akagami     And have children. So many, many children. [13:51] Tsukuyo     Hey, wait! [13:52] Tsukuyo     No! [13:59] Tsukuyo     What would you like? [14:00] Kurage     Three trips to a sweets buffet. [14:03] Tsukuyo     Would you settle for two? [14:05] Kurage     No. [14:07] Tsukuyo     Okay. [14:14] Tsukuyo     Was what he said yesterday     a confession of his feelings? [14:18] (Flashback) Akagami     Will you go out with me? [14:21] (Flashback) Tsukuyo     What? [14:21] Tsukuyo     He even invited me on a date. [14:25] Tsukuyo     When did Akagami develop feelings for me? [14:29] Tsukuyo     Wait, am I misunderstanding     the situation again? [14:33] Tsukuyo     Ugh, that seems possible. [14:36] Tsukuyo     I totally am. [14:40] Tsukuyo     Well, I won't be fooled again. [14:42] Tsukuyo     Okay, I won't think too hard     about today. I'll take it easy. SIGN    Mikazuki Temple SIGN    Her Favorite Knit Sweater SIGN    Her Favorite Skirt SIGN    Brand-new Shoes SIGN    Max-effort "Natural" Makeup [15:05] Tsukuyo     I totally didn't put any effort     into my appearance. [15:09] Tsukuyo     I'm just excited to go out on my day off. [15:13] Tsukuyo     I wouldn't want him to think I phoned it in. [15:16] Akagami     Thank you for waiting. [15:19] Akagami     Sorry, Tsukuyo-san.     My morning training made me late. SIGN    Same As Always [15:27] Tsukuyo     See? I knew it. [15:29] Tsukuyo     He's wearing his work clothes.     This doesn't feel like a date at all. [15:36] Tsukuyo     I definitely misunderstood his intentions. [15:40] Akagami     Huh? [15:42] Akagami     Tsukuyo-san, you look     exceptionally pretty today. [15:46] Akagami     I feel nervous going out     with such a beautiful lady. [15:54] Tsukuyo     I never said I'd go out with you! [15:57] Akagami     What? You won't go out with me? [15:59] Tsukuyo     No, wait. Calm down. [16:02] Tsukuyo     I'm not confused, okay? Let's go. [16:06] Akagami     What? So you will come with me? [16:09] Tsukuyo     So, where are we going? [16:11] Akagami     To the phone shop. [16:13] Akagami     I was hoping you'd show me the way. [16:16] Tsukuyo     Oh, right. You lost your phone, right? [16:20] Tsukuyo     Anything else? [16:21] Akagami     That's all I had planned. [16:23] Akagami     Is there anything you need to do? [16:25] Tsukuyo     Not really. I just happened to be free today. [16:31] Tsukuyo     That's all, huh? [16:33] Tsukuyo     Yeah, yeah. I'm just here to be his guide. [16:36] Tsukuyo     Have you already decided which phone you want? [16:38] Akagami     Yes. I'd like to spend as     little money as possible. [16:43] Tsukuyo     I see. SIGN    Couple's First Plan     980 yen/month SIGN    For cohabitating couples! SIGN    For couples with the same     name or address [16:44] Akagami     I was thinking about buying this plan. [16:50] Tsukuyo     For... cohabitating... [16:53] Akagami     Yes. After all, we live together. [16:56] Tsukuyo     We're just roommates! [17:01] Clerk     You can't sign up for that plan with a minor. [17:05] Akagami     I see. [17:06] Tsukuyo     Well, yeah. [17:08] Clerk     What about this plan instead? SIGN    1080 yen/month SIGN    Super cheap! SIGN    Good value phone plan! [17:12] Clerk     You'll have tons of time     to talk with your loved ones. [17:15] Akagami     Looks like the base cost is pretty low. [17:19] Akagami     I'll go with this, then. [17:20] Akagami     I'd like to buy the phone using points, please. [17:22] Clerk     Certainly. [17:28] Clerk     One moment, please. [17:33] Tsukuyo     Aw, man. This sucks. [17:36] Tsukuyo     That clerk totally got the wrong idea about us. [17:39] Tsukuyo     Is this his roundabout way of harassing me? [17:44] Tsukuyo     I've had enough. I'm going home. [17:47] Akagami     Here you go. [17:48] Tsukuyo     Huh? SIGN    Tanu-Tanu [17:49] Akagami     To thank you for today. SIGN    100% Wild Animal [17:51] Akagami     You like this drink, don't you? [17:54] Tsukuyo     Yeah. [17:55] Akagami     What? Did I get it wrong? [17:56] Tsukuyo     No, you're right. [17:59] Akagami     I thought so. [18:03] Tsukuyo     Seriously? [18:06] Tsukuyo     That useless dummy actually pays attention. [18:12] Tsukuyo     Yum. [18:13] Akagami     Now... [18:15] Akagami     Shall we go home before it gets too late? [18:24] Akagami     Tsukuyo-san? [18:26] Tsukuyo     This was a misunderstanding. [18:27] Tsukuyo     This was all my misunderstanding. [18:31] Tsukuyo     Akagami's confession     and today's date. All of it. [18:37] Tsukuyo     I'm definitely misunderstanding my own     desire to spend more time with him, but... [18:44] Tsukuyo     Hey, Akagami. [18:46] Akagami     Yes? [18:49] Tsukuyo     Um... [18:52] Tsukuyo     What am I trying to say? [18:56] Tsukuyo     Can I really say that? [19:01] Tsukuyo     Let's... [19:04] Tsukuyo     Let's... [19:06] Tsukuyo     Let's exchange contact information. SIGN    FSHHH [19:09] Akagami     Gladly! [19:14] Tsukuyo     I'll settle for this today. SIGN    Mikazuki Temple SIGN    My Card SIGN    Ta SIGN    Tsukuyo-san SIGN    A          Ka          Sa          Ta          Na          Ha          Ma          Ya          Ra          Wa [19:22] Tsukuyo     What are you so excited about? [19:25] Akagami     This is the first time I've exchanged     contact information with a woman. [19:28] Tsukuyo     What? Really? [19:30] Akagami     Women always run when they     hear the name "Akagami." [19:34] Tsukuyo     Oh, right. [19:36] Tsukuyo     I'm his first woman, huh? [19:38] Tsukuyo     Wait, no. There's no deeper meaning here. [19:43] Tsukuyo     Good thing so many girls live at our place. [19:45] Tsukuyo     You'll exchange contacts with them all, right? [19:47] Tsukuyo     So you'll rake in a bunch at once. [19:49] Akagami     Now that you mention it, you're right. [19:52] Tsukuyo     Isn't that why you bought a phone? [19:55] Akagami     No, it's... How should I put this? [19:58] Akagami     I wanted to conduct some...     secret communications. [20:02] Tsukuyo     Secret? SIGN    Secret... SIGN    Only     exchanged     contact     info     with me SIGN    Only     exchanged     contact     info     with me SIGN    Plus SIGN    Only     exchanged     contact     info     with me SIGN    Plus SIGN    Secret     communications SIGN    Equals SIGN    Are you asleep? [20:11] Akagami     Are you asleep? SIGN    I'm still up. [20:12] Tsukuyo     I'm still up. SIGN    I'm still up. SIGN    Can I see you now? [20:14] Akagami     Can I see you now? [20:15] Sign     What? SIGN    Can I see you now? SIGN    What...? [20:17] Akagami     Tsukuyo-san... [20:19] Tsukuyo     We can't, Akagami. We'll wake the others. [20:23] Akagami     Let's put on a show for them! [20:25] Tsukuyo     Consummate! SIGN    BOOM [20:31] Tsukuyo     Oh, come on! That's     definitely a misunderstanding! [20:35] Akagami     What? It is? Wait, what is? SIGN    You have one new message. SIGN    You were a huge help today.     I think I'm really going to love this phone.     I hope you'll continue to help me in the future. SIGN    Akagami [20:49] Akagami     You were a huge help today. [20:51] Akagami     I think I'm really going to love this phone. [20:53] Akagami     I hope you'll continue     to help me in the future. SIGN    I love you. [21:01] Tsukuyo     Definitely a misunderstanding! [22:42] Tsukuyo     I overslept. [22:45] Tsukuyo     Good morning, Akagami. [22:47] Akagami     Good timing, Tsukuyo-san. [22:51] Akagami     We should break up. [22:54] Tsukuyo     Huh? [22:55] Akagami     I was actually bored by our consummation. [22:58] Tsukuyo     Consummation? But we're not even dating. [23:02] Tsukuyo     Wait, am I dreaming again? [23:05] Akagami     Goodbye, Tsukuyo-san. SIGN    SHF [23:07] Akagami     From now on, I'll be consummating     my relationship with this girl. SIGN    HA HA HA [23:12] Tsukuyo     Akagami, who is she?! [23:15] Tsukuyo     Also, what's with this background? [23:18] Tsukuyo     You didn't have to include     this joke in my episode! SIGN    THROB [23:28] Tsukuyo     Kurage, what is that? [23:30] Kurage     Super surprise concrete. [23:36] Tsukuyo     I wish you'd use something a little softer. SIGN    Akagami SIGN    You were a huge help today.     I think I'm really going to love this phone.     I hope you'll continue to help me in the future. SIGN    Battery is running low.                    1% battery power remaining. SIGN    Power Saver Mode [23:41] Kurage     Good morning. [23:45] Kagura     Pop quiz: what's something you can't do alone? SIGN    Next Time          No One Should Live Alone [23:49] Yuzuki     K-Kiss. [23:51] Tsukuyo     G-Get married. [23:52] Kurage     H-Hug. [23:54] Mia     Sex! [23:55] Kagura     All worldly desires...