E8 - Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
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[00:03] Yuzuki
We may run a temple,
but we're throwing a Christmas party.
[00:11] All
Let's get this party started!
[00:15] Yuzuki
That said, officially,
this is just an end-of-year party.
[00:19] All
Okay.
SIGN Episode 8:
Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
[01:57] Akagami
Today is a great opportunity for me
to repay everyone for their kindness.
[02:01] Akagami
I'll begin by having them taste my specialties.
[02:06] Akagami
And then...
SIGN BOOM
[02:07] Akagami
I'll give this present I secretly bought
to the magnanimous Yuzuki-san.
[02:13] Yuzuki
He said he prepared a feast.
[02:14] Tsukuyo
I'm sure it's primarily root vegetables.
[02:17] Akagami
Thank you for waiting.
[02:21] All
Meat!
SIGN Meat
[02:23] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun?!
[02:25] Tsukuyo
Where'd you get this meat?!
[02:27] Akagami
I have a connection through an old job of mine.
[02:29] Akagami
Today's a special day, after all.
SIGN GRAB
[02:31] Kurage
Marry me, Akagami-san.
SIGN PBBBT
[02:35] Akagami
I'm honored. Once you're grown up, Kurage-san.
[02:39] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, don't!
[02:40] Tsukuyo
Kurage's serious! Don't agree to it!
[02:43] Akagami
Now then, everyone...
SIGN CLAP
[02:45] All
Let's eat!
[02:49] Akagami
Take your time and eat your fill.
[02:51] Akagami
There's more over here.
[02:52] ?
It looks so good!
[02:57] Yuzuki
Now that our bellies are full,
why don't we exchange presents?
[03:01] All
Okay!
[03:02] Akagami
The time has come for me to
convey my gratitude to Yuzuki-san.
SIGN TIE
[03:07] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, what are you doing?
[03:10] Yuzuki
Getting ready to exchange presents.
[03:12] Yuzuki
We pull these ropes to see
who we're giving our gifts to.
[03:16] Akagami
Oh, no! Our gift exchange is randomized?
[03:20] Akagami
This is my first Christmas party.
[03:23] Akagami
I was planning to give each
person their gift separately.
[03:25] Akagami
Is there anything I can do about this?
[03:27] Yuzuki
Tie these around your gifts, everyone.
SIGN STOP
SIGN TIE
[03:31] All
Huh?
[03:32] Mia
Huh?
[03:34] Tsukuyo
Mia, we don't do the
"I'm your gift" thing in Japan.
[03:37] Mia
You don't?!
SIGN TIE
[03:40] Tsukuyo
What are you doing?
SIGN ORGAN
[03:42] Akagami
I thought I'd give someone
an organ of their choosing.
SIGN Worth about 5 million yen
[03:44] Both
That's terrifying! Nobody wants that!
[03:46] Akagami
Then what should I do?
[03:48] Mia
Same for me!
[03:49] Tsukuyo
You didn't bring gifts? Fine, then.
[03:53] Tsukuyo
Why don't you use these?
SIGN For 1 Day
SIGN Will Do Whatever
You Ask: Akagami
SIGN Good For 1 Year
[03:55] Akagami
I hadn't thought of that!
[03:56] Mia
Oh, yeah!
SIGN TWITCH
[03:58] Yuzuki
Does everyone have their ropes?
[04:00] All
Yeah!
[04:01] Yuzuki
Ready, and...
[04:05] Kurage
I got gloves.
[04:06] Tsukuyo
That's my gift.
[04:08] Kurage
Thank you.
[04:09] Tsukuyo
You're welcome.
SIGN Whatever I ask...
[04:11] Kurage
But I would've preferred Akagami-san's.
[04:13] Tsukuyo
What did you want to make Akagami do?
[04:16] Akagami
By the way, which rope
did you draw, Tsukuyo-san?
SIGN For
the
Princess
[04:20] Tsukuyo
A kokeshi?
[04:21] Yuzuki
That's my gift.
[04:22] Tsukuyo
Th-Thanks.
SIGN Sounds like her...
[04:24] All
Sounds like her.
SIGN High
SIGN Low
SIGN Off
SIGN VRRR
[04:32] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee, this kokeshi is
a different kind of kokeshi!
SIGN KAPOK
[04:34] Yuzuki
I'm opening mine.
[04:36] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee!
[04:38] Yuzuki
A piece of paper?
SIGN Marriage
Registration
SIGN Wife's Name
SIGN Aoba Kurage
SIGN Husband's Name
[04:40] Kurage
I wish Akagami-san had gotten mine.
[04:42] Tsukuyo
Kurage, we're holding a family meeting later.
[04:45] Akagami
Looks like I drew my own gift.
SIGN For 1 Day
SIGN Will Do Whatever
You Ask: Akagami
SIGN Good For 1 Year
[04:48] Mia
Me, too.
[04:50] Kagura
Oh, so did I. Akagami-san,
why don't we exchange gifts?
SIGN Invitation to Nirvana
[04:55] Akagami
What's this?
[04:56] Kagura
A DVD of dirty photos of Mia-san.
[05:02] Mia
Kagura!
[05:04] Kagura
What have you done?! When did you take those?!
SIGN HEH HEH HEH
[05:08] Yuzuki
It must be a joke. I'm sure
Akagami-kun wouldn't look at them.
SIGN HEH HEH HEH
SIGN GULP
[05:14] Yuzuki
Hand it over.
[05:16] Akagami
But...
[05:16] Yuzuki
Hand it over.
[05:18] Akagami
Understood.
[05:20] Kagura
Like Yuzuki-san said, that was a joke.
[05:23] Kagura
This my actual gift.
[05:26] Yuzuki
What is it?
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
SIGN Mixed and Family
Baths Available
[05:27] Kagura
Free passes to a hot spring inn.
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
SIGN Mixed and Family
Baths Available
[05:30] All
What?!
[05:31] Kagura
They operate 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
SIGN Mixed and Family
Baths Available
[05:35] Kagura
and they're just around the corner.
[05:38] Yuzuki
I had no idea such a miraculous place existed!
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
SIGN Mixed and Family
Baths Available
[05:40] Kagura
I have enough for everyone.
[05:43] Tsukuyo
Let's head there after this!
[05:45] Yuzuki
Thank you so much, Kagura!
[05:47] Kagura
No problem.
[05:48] Kagura
All of you are always doing so much for me.
[05:52] Kagura
Don't worry about it.
[05:54] Akagami
There's cake for dessert, everyone.
[05:58] All
Christmas is awesome!
[06:11] Yuzuki
Thanks for making the offering with me.
[06:13] Akagami
It's no problem at all.
[06:15] Akagami
I've never had such a fun Christmas.
[06:17] Yuzuki
I'm glad.
[06:19] Akagami
I suppose every Christmas
must've been like this for you.
[06:23] Yuzuki
It hasn't been, actually.
[06:25] Akagami
Huh?
[06:26] Yuzuki
Our dad moved out,
and our mom left for the head temple.
[06:31] Yuzuki
Nobody smiled like they have today.
[06:40] Yuzuki
But they've been smiling since you came here.
[06:49] Yuzuki
It's probably all because of you.
[06:53] Akagami
Yuzuki-san...
[06:55] Yuzuki
I'm grateful, you know.
[06:58] Yuzuki
So, um...
[07:03] Akagami
This is my golden opportunity!
[07:07] Both
I got a Christmas present for you!
[07:09] Both
Huh?
[07:11] Yuzuki
You, too?
[07:12] Akagami
You did, too?
[07:14] Yuzuki
Can I open it?
[07:15] Akagami
May I?
[07:20] Yuzuki
Is this from Mari-san's shop?
[07:22] Akagami
The prayer bead workshop?
[07:26] Yuzuki
Does that mean we both went at different times?
[07:29] Akagami
We just missed each other.
SIGN The workshop?
SIGN Uh-huh
[07:30] Yuzuki
No wonder Mari-san was smiling so much.
[07:36] Yuzuki
We've exchanged our gifts, then. Thank you.
[07:38] Akagami
Yes. Thank you.
[07:42] Yuzuki
We exchanged prayer beads...
[07:47] (Flashback) Mari
At Buddhist weddings, the couple
exchanges prayer beads instead of rings.
[08:00] Yuzuki
Uh...
[08:03] Akagami
Um...
[08:08] Kiki
There you are.
[08:10] Yuzuki
Kiki-san!
[08:10] Yuzuki
Wh-Where have you been?
[08:13] Yuzuki
The Christmas party is already over.
[08:16] Kiki
There's a problem with your
tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
[08:18] Akagami
A problem?
[08:20] Yuzuki
Do I lack the necessary skills?
[08:22] Kiki
No, the problem is with the location.
[08:25] Kiki
The ceremony is held at the temple
the candidate trains at.
[08:28] Kiki
In other words, it'd be in the
main hall of this temple.
[08:31] Akagami
Okay...
[08:32] Kiki
Several important members of the
sect attend the ceremony, as well.
[08:35] Kiki
And the temple where the ceremony
is held is subject to an inspection.
[08:42] Kiki
Sometimes the sect meeting itself is called off
depending on the results of the inspection.
[08:47] Kiki
But...
SIGN Duct Tape
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[08:54] Yuzuki
We can't afford to repair...
[08:56] Akagami
...the temple's principal figure!
SIGN The critical moment.
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
SIGN Baths
[09:04] Kagura
This is it.
[09:12] Kiki
We'll figure something out.
[09:15] Kiki
Let's enjoy ourselves for now.
[09:18] Kagura
Don't worry about the cost.
[09:20] Kagura
These tickets are all expenses paid.
[09:22] Akagami
What?!
[09:23] Kagura
We can even stay overnight.
[09:25] Akagami
Say what?!
SIGN Mixed and Family Baths Available
[09:33] All
Welcome.
[09:34] Akagami
They're kneeling to greet us?!
[09:36] Kagura
It's just your imagination.
SIGN SOB SOB
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
SIGN Manager
[09:39] Akagami
Is that the manager? He seems to be cry—
[09:41] Kagura
It's just your imagination.
[09:43] Kagura
Okay, everyone. Get your towels at the
front desk so we can enter the hot springs.
[09:49] All
Okay!
[09:51] All
The entrance is over here.
[09:53] Akagami
When's the last time I visited a hot spring?
SIGN Akagami-sama's Personal
SIGN Three times as good!
[09:56] Akagami
What's that?
SIGN Akagami-sama's Personal
SIGN Three times as good!
[10:02] Akagami
So I'm going this way, then?
[10:04] Akagami
Ah, a welcoming drink.
[10:06] Akagami
Thank you.
[10:11] Akagami
How very stimulating...
[10:13] Akagami
Huh?
[10:18] Akagami
Uh... If you'll excuse me...
[10:20] ---
Huh?
SIGN 3-Day
Virility Drink
[10:22] Manager
I'm sorry.
[10:26] Tsukuyo
Come on, Yuzu-nee.
[10:28] Mia
Let me see.
[10:31] Yuzuki
What?
[10:32] Tsukuyo
Please.
[10:33] Mia
Just once.
[10:35] Yuzuki
Sheesh...
[10:37] Yuzuki
Just once, okay?
SIGN CLENCH
SIGN BUMP
[10:42] Tsukuyo
Even your biceps are cute.
[10:45] Mia
How do these skinny arms
produce such superhuman strength?
[10:48] Yuzuki
Don't call it superhuman.
[10:50] Kiki
Chopping wood builds muscle.
[10:53] Mia
So Yuzuki-san will become
jacked someday, too?!
[10:55] Tsukuyo
I should develop a little more muscle, too.
[10:59] Kurage
Yes, since your breasts have gotten fatter.
[11:00] Tsukuyo
Kurage, don't phrase it like that.
[11:02] Tsukuyo
Besides, I wouldn't want them
to get any bigger...
SIGN SMILE
[11:08] Kurage
Then give them to me!
[11:09] Kurage
Give 'em!
[11:10] Tsukuyo
Ow, ow! You'll tear them off!
SIGN OW OW OW
[11:12] Yuzuki
Now, now. No roughhousing.
[11:22] Yuzuki
Wow, what an incredible hot spring.
[11:26] Tsukuyo
And we've got the whole place
to ourselves! Score!
[11:30] Mia
This is impressive.
[11:35] Tsukuyo
That is impressive.
[11:36] Mia
What is?
[11:37] Yuzuki
You really are beautiful, Mia.
[11:39] Mia
Huh?!
[11:40] Tsukuyo
You look like a totally different
person with your hair down.
[11:43] Mia
Th-Thank you.
[11:45] Mia
You've all got fantastic bodies
that Akagami would like.
[11:49] Yuzuki
Th-Thanks?
[11:51] Tsukuyo
We're all second to her, though.
[11:55] Kiki
What a nice hot spring.
[11:57] Yuzuki
How does she have such a nice body
when she lives so indulgently?
[12:00] Mia
Wow, Master!
[12:02] Mia
Huh?!
SIGN SQUISH
SQUISH
[12:03] Kiki
You're not too bad yourself, Mia.
[12:06] Mia
Master...
[12:07] Kiki
I'm a woman, but even I
find your body attractive.
[12:10] Kiki
Oh, dear. I'm straying from
the path of enlightenment.
SIGN WAAAH
SIGN SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH
[12:16] Tsukuyo
Okay, quit screwing around and
get in the bath. You'll catch a cold.
[12:27] Yuzuki
Hey, where's Kagura, anyway?
[12:30] Mia
She's always slow getting
dressed and undressed.
[12:33] Tsukuyo
Speaking of Kagura...
[12:35] Tsukuyo
She always has her camera.
What's she taking pictures of?
[12:39] Yuzuki
Is it dirty pictures?
[12:41] Tsukuyo
Don't you ever wonder why she came to a temple?
[12:44] Yuzuki
Well, it's our policy not to ask.
[12:48] Mia
She's always been by my side.
[12:52] Mia
We've known each other since grade school.
SIGN Erotic...
SIGN Mia-san!
[12:55] Mia
When I was isolated from others...
[12:56] Young Kagura
Mia-san!
[12:59] Young Kagura
I pitched a tent.
SIGN I pitched a tent.
[12:59] Mia
When I ran away from home after
an argument with my parents...
[13:03] Mia
And when I came to Japan, too.
She was always right there with me.
[13:07] Tsukuyo
Come to think of it,
you were pretty quiet at first.
[13:11] Mia
I was nervous at the start.
[13:14] Yuzuki
Now you speak more than her.
[13:16] Tsukuyo
Kagura never says much about herself.
She seems secretive.
[13:21] Mia
She's certainly mysterious.
There's a lot I don't know about her, too.
[13:26] Mia
But I can say this for certain.
[13:29] Mia
Kagura would never betray me.
[13:32] Mia
After all, we're best friends.
[13:39] Akagami
Mia-san, I can hardly believe my luck.
[13:42] Akagami
So, what is everyone doing in my personal bath?
[13:45] Akagami
I was so surprised that I hid without thinking,
and now I look like a peeping Tom.
[13:50] Akagami
Not only that...
[13:51] Akagami
but I have so much vitality, I couldn't
come out of hiding even if I wanted to!
[13:55] Kurage
Kiki-san, am I attractive, too?
[13:57] Kiki
Uh, sure.
[13:59] Akagami
I must escape without them noticing.
SIGN SMILE
[14:06] Akagami
She noticed!
SIGN STARE
[14:09] Akagami
It's over.
[14:13] Akagami
Huh?
[14:14] Kagura
Sorry I'm late.
[14:17] Akagami
Did Kagura-san figure out what's going on?
[14:21] Akagami
What an angel.
[14:22] Akagami
Now's my chance.
[14:24] Kagura
By the way, what would you all do
if Akagami-san were peeping on us?
[14:31] Mia
I'd peep on—
[14:32] Both
I'd be mad.
[14:34] Mia
Huh?
[14:35] Kagura
You're right. Not only is it a crime,
[14:38] Kagura
but it's a sign of questionable character.
[14:40] Kagura
A terrible act like that destroys trust.
[14:44] Kagura
We'd have to kick him out immediately.
[14:46] Akagami
Of course you would!
[14:49] Yuzuki
But we'd have to talk it out first.
[14:54] Tsukuyo
Considering what he's like, there
would have to be some reason for it.
[14:58] Mia
That's right. You still don't
understand Akagami, Kagura.
[15:04] Yuzuki
Though I'd probably be mad
since it's embarrassing.
[15:08] Akagami
Akagami Akemitsu, you fool!
[15:11] Akagami
After they've given you so much trust,
how dare you doubt them for even a moment?!
[15:17] Akagami
I should come out and announce my presence.
[15:19] Akagami
I'm sure they'll understand.
[15:20] Kagura
You all have such special
feelings for Akagami-san.
[15:26] Tsukuyo
Well, not special, exactly...
[15:28] Yuzuki
Yeah. We've been through a lot together.
[15:30] Mia
They sure are special!
[15:31] Kagura
That sounds like a wonderful thing. Right?
[15:35] Akagami
Hello, everyone!
[15:38] Akagami
It's me, Akagami!
[15:44] Akagami
Huh?
[15:45] Akagami
Eek!
[15:47] Kiki
They seeing a turtle at the
end of the year is good luck.
[15:50] Kurage
A turtle?
SIGN Reflecting on His Actions
[15:54] Yuzuki
I see. So it was an unfortunate accident.
SIGN Reflecting on His Actions
[15:57] Akagami
Yes.
[15:58] Yuzuki
But it's also true that
you were hiding for a while.
[16:02] Akagami
Yes.
[16:03] Kiki
C'mon, that's enough.
He did announce his own presence.
[16:07] Yuzuki
I do think that was commendable, but...
[16:11] Yuzuki
Well...
SIGN FIDGET FIDGET FIDGET
[16:13] Yuzuki
It really was commendable.
[16:15] Tsukuyo
Even more strapping than before.
[16:18] Mia
So very manly.
[16:20] Akagami
Th-Thank you.
[16:23] Yuzuki
Well, shall we go?
[16:25] Tsukuyo
We're not staying?
[16:26] Yuzuki
We can't leave the temple empty for long.
[16:29] Kagura
Do you mind if I stay here?
[16:32] Kagura
I didn't get to soak for long enough.
[16:34] Mia
Then I'll stay, too!
I want to see more of the ryokan!
[16:38] Yuzuki
That's fine.
[16:40] Akagami
Well, I should go, too.
[16:43] Kagura
Akagami-san, I believe you should take
another dip in the bath, as well.
[16:47] Akagami
Actually, I was thinking about heading back to—
[16:50] Kagura
You're leaving looking like that down there?
[16:54] Akagami
I'll stay here!
[17:00] Akagami
Indoor baths are nice, too.
[17:02] Akagami
Anyway, this thing is refusing to go down.
[17:06] Kagura
Shall I make it go down?
[17:08] Akagami
Yes, please.
[17:14] Akagami
Kagura-san?! Wh-Wh-What are you doing here?!
[17:17] Akagami
I'll get out right away!
[17:18] Kagura
I'm not letting you get away.
[17:25] Kagura
Calming it down is a simple task.
[17:28] Kagura
I'll lead you to enlightenment.
[17:36] Kagura
Just give in.
[17:39] Akagami
Destroy all worldly desires!
[17:48] Kagura
You really are a persistent person.
[17:51] Kagura
I tried so many ways to make you
give in to your desires, too.
[17:56] Akagami
Eh?
[17:57] Kagura
I reserved the whole inn,
planned that prank in the hot spring,
[18:01] Kagura
and drugged you with an aphrodisiac
disguised as a welcoming drink.
[18:04] Akagami
So that's why this is happening.
[18:07] Kagura
My attempts to seduce you haven't worked,
either. I don't know what to do anymore.
[18:11] Akagami
Wait a minute!
[18:13] Akagami
Why would you do that?
[18:15] Kagura
I'm exterminating a pest.
[18:17] Akagami
Huh?
[18:19] Kagura
I'm asking you, Akagami-san,
to leave Mikazuki Temple.
[18:24] Kagura
You're in the way of realizing my plan.
[18:28] Akagami
What plan?
[18:29] Kagura
The reason I came to Japan.
[18:32] Kagura
My plan to raise an erotic queen.
SIGN Training Plan
SIGN Erotic Queen
[18:37] Kagura
According to my plan, while living in Japan...
SIGN International Exchange
(Intercourse)
SIGN Nocturnal (Sexual)
[18:41] Kagura
Mia-san would have sexual intercourse
with at least one hundred men.
[18:46] Akagami
Th-That's insane!
[18:48] Kagura
Mia-san is the rightful heir
of the Christoph family.
[18:52] Akagami
Kagura-san?
[18:53] Kagura
As the great woman leading
the erotic family, she—
[18:56] Akagami
Kagura-san, excuse me...
[18:58] Kagura
Excuse me. I'm speaking.
[19:00] Akagami
I'm sorry, but I can't keep up.
[19:03] Kagura
I thought my plan would go swimmingly.
[19:07] Kagura
I never thought you and Mia-san would
bond over suppressing your desires.
[19:14] Akagami
W-Wait a minute. Mia-san doesn't
like her family's philosophy, so—
[19:18] Kagura
That's right.
[19:20] Akagami
So why would you do that?
[19:21] Kagura
Why do you think?
[19:23] Kagura
Why would I assist with such a plan?
[19:29] Akagami
Kagura-san, have you been
betraying Mia-san from the...
[19:35] Akagami
...start?
[19:36] Mia
My friend... my very best friend...
and A-A-Akagami!
[19:43] Mia
Should I get involved?
[19:46] Kagura
One, two, three.
[19:49] Mia
Zzz.
[19:51] Akagami
Mia-san?!
[19:58] Kagura
One, two, three.
[20:00] Akagami
Kagu—
[20:00] Akagami
Zzz.
[20:05] Kagura
The first thing I learned was how to smile.
[20:11] Kagura
My family name is Baldwin.
[20:16] Kagura
The Baldwin family is linked
to the Cristoph family.
[20:20] Kagura
We work secretly in the shadows
for the light that is the Christophs.
[20:26] Kagura
Do you understand?
[20:29] Akagami
No.
[20:30] Kagura
I could never betray the Christophs.
[20:32] Kagura
Being born a Baldwin means
being their obedient dog.
[20:38] Akagami
Then why don't we do this?
[20:40] Kagura
What?
[20:41] Akagami
It's not too late to start.
[20:43] Akagami
Help Mia-san fight against
the fetters of her family.
[20:49] Kagura
I knew you were an interesting person.
[20:51] Kagura
Akagami-san, why do you
work at Mikazuki Temple?
[20:56] Akagami
Because I owe them money.
[20:59] Kagura
What will you do after you've repaid your debt?
[21:05] Akagami
After...
[21:06] Kagura
Will you go on to become a head priest?
[21:09] Kagura
Or will you move out of
the temple and get a job?
[21:12] Kagura
Why did you even come to
Mikazuki Temple in the first place?
[21:17] Akagami
To defeat the worldly desires that have
long made the Akagami family suffer.
[21:23] Kagura
So you ran away from home, then?
[21:30] Kagura
You and Mia-san are just running away.
[21:33] Kagura
While Yuzuki-san is facing her
family head-on, too. How rude.
[21:38] Akagami
I...
[21:40] Kagura
Let's make a deal, Akagami-san.
[21:43] Akagami
A deal?
[21:44] Kagura
I shall take on all your debt.
[21:50] Kagura
I'll even pay to have the temple's
principal figure repaired.
[21:53] Akagami
Wh-Why would you do that?
[21:56] Kagura
You could save Mikazuki Temple
very easily if you'd just move out.
[22:05] Kagura
Think about it.
[23:45] Kurage
Slap, slap.
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[23:46] Both
Boing, boing.
[23:48] Kurage
Slap, slap.
[23:49] Both
Boing, boing.
[23:51] Kurage
Slap, slap.
[23:52] Tsukuyo
Flat, flat?
[23:53] Kurage
Flat, flat?
[23:56] Both
Boing, boing!
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