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E6 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit

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SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout
[01:36] Tachibana
    I-It's huge!
[01:39] Schwartz
    Huh? Is that my goddess?!
[01:41] Tachibana
    Goddess? Does that mean you used
    a skill to summon a goddess?
[01:48] goddess of night
    Fear me, humans.
[01:50] goddess of night
    I am one of the twelve goddesses,
    the goddess of night!
SIGN    Episode 6.
SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
    Knockout and a Free Spirit .
[02:03] Schwartz
    Could it be... Were you sleeping?
[02:06] goddess of night
    When the lands beyond the veil awaken,
    this world shall be filled with my darkness.
[02:19] Schwartz
    I think she's saying,
    "I'm sleepy. It isn't my time yet."
SIGN    Right...
[02:24] Tachibana
    So she's the type that
    needs a translator, huh?
[02:27] goddess of night
    Raven-dark servant of mine,
[02:29] goddess of night
    for what reason have you manifested me?
[02:32] Schwartz
    Well...
[02:34] Schwartz
    It might be called a miracle, or destiny...
[02:36] Schwartz
    or, to put it bluntly, you might
    say I accidentally called you.
[02:40] Schwartz
    So I don't really have a reason.
[02:43] goddess of night
    To invite me unknowingly...
[02:46] goddess of night
    Such daring is truly fitting
    for a servant of mine.
[02:50] Tachibana
    I see. This goddess has the
    same sort of vibe as Schwa-kun.
[02:55] Jinguuji
    They seem to have an even better
    relationship than we do.
SIGN    Must be nice.
[02:58] Lucius
    Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm.
[03:05] Schwartz
    What's all this?
[03:06] Lucius
    I apologize for the rudeness
    we have shown you.
[03:09] Lucius
    I never imagined you were the real thing!
[03:11] Schwartz
    But I've been saying that this whole time!
[03:14] goddess of night
    You proposed that my
    darkness-clad hero was false?
[03:22] goddess of night
    Stare...
[03:27] Tachibana
    She got smaller!
[03:30] goddess of night
    I see.
[03:31] Schwartz
    What?!
[03:33] Schwartz
    No! I don't want to fall
    under the charm of an old guy!
[03:36] Jinguuji
    Blast it! I was taken completely unawares!
[03:38] Tachibana
    What is this? I haven't done anything
    wrong, so what is this feeling?
[03:44] goddess of night
    As I thought. Are you the
    hero of the goddess of love?
[03:47] Tachibana
    Oh, uh, yes. I did hear that I was.
[03:51] Hagler
    What? You're a hero, too?!
[03:54] goddess of night
    My hero overflows with more
    spirit and vigor than you.
[03:58] goddess of night
    I've won this.
[03:59] Tachibana
    I'm fine with losing, but could
    you give me back my clothes?
[04:03] goddess of night
    But to summon two heroes at once...
     The goddess of love has played a cunning hand.
[04:08] Schwartz
    Now that you mention it, you're right.
[04:10] Schwartz
    Why did Tachibana-san
    come with another person?
[04:13] goddess of night
    Well, my hero,
[04:15] goddess of night
    when first you had audience with
    me, I asked you, did I not?
[04:19] goddess of night
    "What is it that you believe
    to be the strongest of all?"
[04:22] Tachibana
    The strongest of all?
[04:24] Schwartz
    That would be raven-dark blackness!
[04:26] Schwartz
    Colored pitch-black,
    slicing through everything...
[04:29] Schwartz
    A blade of darkness!
[04:31] goddess of night
    That answer scores a perfect 100!
[04:34] goddess of night
    And that perfect answer gave
    birth to... the holy sword, Gram!
[04:39] goddess of night
    It is well made, as though it
    were the very embodiment of me.
[04:42] Jinguuji
    I see.
[04:43] Jinguuji
    So this level of excitement is
    what created that weapon.
[04:45] Tachibana
    No wonder it turned out like that.
[04:48] goddess of night
    How does it feel wielding my holy sword?
[04:52] Schwartz
    Uh... It... It's undergoing
    maintenance right now, so...
[04:56] goddess of night
    I see.
[04:57] goddess of night
    Well, it seems you're taking good care of it.
    That's the most important thing.
SIGN    Conscience
[05:01] Tachibana
    If lying still causes you pain,
    then you're not too far gone, Schwa-kun.
[05:06] goddess of night
    In this way, the heroes we summon
    are bestowed with our blessing,
[05:10] ---
    as well as the abilities
    and weapons they wish for.
[05:13] goddess of night
    That is the procedure we have established.
[05:16] Tachibana
    Which means that...
[05:18] Tachibana
    If we see our goddess again, I can
    receive a super powerful weapon, too?!
[05:23] Tachibana
    Oh, what should I get?
[05:25] Tachibana
    The strongest of all, huh?
[05:27] Tachibana
    My mischievous inner child
    is beginning to stir...
[05:29] Jinguuji
    No, you've got it wrong, Tachibana.
[05:31] Tachibana
    Huh?
[05:32] Jinguuji
    Going back to the reason why
    two of us were summoned together,
[05:36] Jinguuji
    I believe the answer is because...
[05:38] Jinguuji
    I am considered to be
     your weapon, Tachibana.
[05:40] Tachibana
    What?!
[05:41] goddess of night
    Indeed. You grasp things
    quickly, human child.
[05:45] Tachibana
    No, hold on...
[05:47] Tachibana
    Wait, wait... This isn't right.
[05:49] Jinguuji
    What isn't right?
[05:50] Tachibana
    I mean, this is ridiculous, isn't it?
[05:52] Tachibana
    If that's true, then I think
     you're "the strongest of all."
[05:57] Jinguuji
    Tachibana...
[05:59] Jinguuji
    I didn't know you thought of me that way.
[06:01] Tachibana
    Stop smiling!
[06:04] Tachibana
    That'd never happen! I've never
    thought anything so embarrassing!
[06:08] Tachibana
    When I got summoned, you probably
    just got caught up in it or something!
[06:12] Jinguuji
    It's too late to take it back.
[06:14] Tachibana
    I-It's only in times like this
    that you bother to counterattack...
[06:17] Jinguuji
    Don't be embarrassed.
[06:19] Tachibana
    You're the one who's embarrassed!
[06:20] Schwartz
    Those two really get along well.
[06:23] Hagler
    Audrey-san.
[06:24] Hagler
    No... honored hero.
[06:27] Hagler
    Will you marry me?
[06:30] Tachibana
    Huh?
[06:31] Lucius
    My lord?
[06:36] Hagler
    There are two heroes gathered here.
[06:39] Hagler
    If this is when the myths begin once more,
[06:41] Hagler
    then I shall become your pipeline
    to the nobility, the royals,
[06:43] Hagler
    a bridge to the world of politics!
[06:46] Jinguuji
    I see.
[06:47] Jinguuji
    I wondered why His Lordship
    hadn't gotten charmed, but...
[06:51] Jinguuji
    With the villagers, it was religious belief.
[06:54] Jinguuji
    Next was the jealousy of the elf.
[06:57] Jinguuji
    Then a desire to protect in the interrogator.
[07:00] Jinguuji
    With His Lordship, it's a clear
    desire for success in life.
[07:04] Jinguuji
    It's likely that your beauty stirs
    different desires in different people.
[07:09] Jinguuji
    In his case, your beauty coupled with your
    standing as hero finally broke him.
[07:13] Tachibana
    I see.
[07:15] Tachibana
    But are you okay with that, Jinguuji?
[07:17] Tachibana
    If that's true, then you're charmed
     to my most popular aspect.
[07:23] Tachibana
    Hey, Jinguuji. What d'ya say, huh? Hey...
[07:29] Hagler
    Am I not good enough for you?
[07:31] Hagler
    With your beauty and my knowledge,
    we could control the entire economy!
[07:36] Hagler
    You don't have to love me, but let's save
    the worlds of business and politics together!
[07:41] Jinguuji
    Stop there, my lord.
[07:44] Tachibana
    J-Jinguuji?
[07:46] Jinguuji
    Her existence will only
    bring about destruction!
[07:49] Tachibana
    Whaaa?
[07:49] Jinguuji; echo
    ...bring about destruction!
    ...bring about destruction!
[07:53] Hagler
    You would interfere? But you
    two are not a couple, are you?
[07:58] Jinguuji
    I-I'm not giving this warning
    from that sort of perspective...
[08:02] Lucius
    My lord?
[08:04] Hagler
    What?
[08:05] Lucius
    If I may, my lord?
[08:08] Lucius
    This is, after all...
[08:10] Lucius
    simply medical treatment.
[08:14] Jinguuji
    So this is, indeed, the most efficient way
    to remedy contamination of the psyche.
[08:19] goddess of night
    Are we done? I'm going to go back home.
[08:21] Schwartz
    Oh! Yes, thank you for everything!
[08:25] Hagler
    And so!
[08:27] Hagler
    This land, where the goddess
    descended, has become holy land!
[08:30] Hagler
    We shall embrace the night,
[08:31] Hagler
    and prosper as a town where
    travelers can rest safely!
[08:36] townspeople
    Hooray!
[08:38] Tachibana
    I guess in the end, it was kind of
    good that you called down the goddess.
[08:41] Schwartz
    In the beginning, I did wonder
    how things would turn out.
[08:45] Hagler
    Heroes!
[08:46] Hagler
    I would like to ask for your help
    in developing our town.
[08:50] Hagler
    We can provide land, a place to live, funds,
    among other things. What do you think?
[08:55] Schwartz
    D-Does that mean...
[08:57] Schwartz
    I wouldn't have to worry about
    food or a place to sleep anymore?
[09:00] Schwartz
    Yes! Yes, by all means!
[09:02] Jinguuji
    Hm, so basically he'd be our patron.
[09:06] Hagler
    Audrey-san, if you would
    stay as a public symbol,
[09:10] Hagler
    I promise you three meals and a nap per day.
[09:13] Tachibana
    You've gone and offered me exactly
    the right kind of reward.
[09:17] Tachibana
    To be honest, that really calls
    to a working adult's tired heart.
[09:21] Tachibana
    What do you think, Jinguuji?
[09:25] Jinguuji
    Honestly...
[09:26] Jinguuji
    I'm against it.
[09:28] Tachibana
    Huh? Why?
[09:29] Tachibana
    Even if we don't do anything,
    we'd get three meals and a nap!
[09:33] Tachibana
    That's what every working
    adult dreams of, right?
[09:35] Jinguuji
    I haven't dreamed of that.
[09:38] Jinguuji
    And His Lordship didn't say
    we wouldn't have to work.
[09:41] Tachibana
    But he said I just had to stay here.
[09:43] Jinguuji
    That's true. All you'd need to do is stay...
[09:46] Jinguuji
    having meals with important people,
    entertaining them...
[09:48] Jinguuji
    In the end, you'd be a honey trap.
[09:50] Jinguuji
    If you worked at night, afternoon naps would
    be allowable. That's how I'd handle it.
[09:55] Jinguuji
    Right now, you're not suited
    to staying in one place.
[09:59] Jinguuji
    Once people learn of your presence,
    there will be no end
[10:02] Jinguuji
    to those coming to use
     or even eliminate you.
[10:05] Tachibana
    But...
[10:07] Tachibana
    If it means I can get back to
    who I was even a second sooner,
[10:10] Tachibana
    then I think I should use
    whatever there is to be used!
[10:13] Tachibana
    And if there's danger that's dangerous,
    then you, you, you should protect me!
[10:17] Jinguuji
    What if you're poisoned?
[10:19] Tachibana
    If we need a food taster,
    we have Schwa-kun!
[10:20] Schwartz
    You're just want other people
    to handle everything!
[10:22] Tachibana
    I don't want to hike any more mountain paths!
[10:26] Schwartz
    But your reasons are pretty sincere!
[10:30] Jinguuji
    She's completely immersed in the
    convenience of the modern era.
[10:33] Jinguuji
    Tachibana, I'm not opposed to strengthening
    our pipeline to influential people.
[10:39] Jinguuji
    We're certain to obtain some amount of
    information and knowledge if we stay here.
[10:43] Jinguuji
    However, if we do stay...
[10:46] Jinguuji
    Will we be able to say
     that we're traveling freely?
[10:49] (Flashback) Tachibana
    What's wrong with treating
    it like a vacation?
[10:51] (Flashback) Tachibana
    Work's been so busy, I haven't gone anywhere.
[10:54] (Flashback) Tachibana
    This is a different world, right?
[10:56] (Flashback) Tachibana
    That means no one we know is
    here and no one's watching!
[10:59] Jinguuji
    It isn't logical.
[11:01] Jinguuji
    And I am aware that there is
    a strange bias to my thoughts.
[11:04] Jinguuji
    It's probably how much I've enjoyed
    this sense of being on vacation.
[11:10] Jinguuji
    And that's why I don't
    want to accept this offer.
[11:13] Tachibana
    Jinguuji...
[11:16] Jinguuji
    What do you think, Tachibana?
[11:19] Tachibana
    If you say stuff like that...
[11:22] Tachibana
    I can't say anything back, can I?
SIGN    The Next Day
[11:26] Tachibana
    Okay! Thanks for everything!
[11:29] Lucius
    We'll pray for your safe travels!
[11:31] Schwartz
    Be careful!
[11:32] Schwartz
    Goodbye! Take care!
[11:33] Jinguuji
    We've finally obtained a map of this world.
[11:38] Tachibana
    It'll take two weeks to get
    to the royal capital, right?
[11:41] Tachibana
    I don't wanna walk.
[11:43] Jinguuji
    If we'd done as the lord had said, he might
     have let us use official transportation.
[11:49] Tachibana
    Hey, Jinguuji.
[11:50] Tachibana
    When we turned it down, that
    "emotional bias" you were talking about...
[11:55] Tachibana
    It's called "willfulness."
[11:58] Jinguuji
    I am not such a childish person as that.
[12:01] Tachibana
    Nope. You're actually more
    childish than anyone!
[12:06] Jinguuji
    I can't let that comment slide.
[12:11] Jinguuji
    Hey, wait! Explain what you meant by that!
[12:15] Tachibana
    Okay! Let's go to the royal capital!
[12:28] Tachibana
    Did you see something just now?
[12:31] Jinguuji
    Can we pretend that we didn't see anything?
SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
SIGN    Crocodog
SIGN    Friendly with people Carnivorous Doesn't run very fast When it reaches the end of it's lifespan, it's processed for meat Delicious
[12:34] children
    Crocodog!
[12:37] Crocodog
    Woof.
[12:39] Tachibana
    I had a dream about when I was little.
[12:42] Tachibana
    My vision was blurred with tears,
    so it might not have been a good dream.
[12:51] Tachibana
    As I looked up at the sky, the light that
    lanced down through the shade of the trees
[12:54] Tachibana
    I remember the piercing sound
    of the clamoring cicadas so clearly...
[12:58] Tachibana
    And this guy...
[13:00] Tachibana
    When was it that we started being friends?
[13:04] Jinguuji
    Are you ready, Tachibana?
SIGN    Kawa City Yuikawa Elementary School Student Compositions
[13:09] Jinguuji
    Our elementary school composition book?
[13:12] Jinguuji
    That brings back a lot of memories...
[13:14] Tachibana
    I just had a dream about elementary
    school and it made me think of it...
[13:19] Tachibana
    Take a look at this.
SIGN    Predictions for the future
SIGN    No. 1 What are your dreams for the future? Cellophane Tape No. 2 What will you be doing when you're 18? Studying Abroad
[13:20] Tachibana
    My dream for the future was cellophane tape.
[13:24] Jinguuji
    Yes. I remember that.
[13:26] Jinguuji
    It was so incomprehensible,
    I remember being scared.
[13:30] Jinguuji
    But if you were going to become a woman,
[13:32] Jinguuji
    I'd have preferred if you'd
    become cellophane tape.
[13:34] Tachibana
    Is cellophane tape a better decision?
[13:37] Tachibana
    This is the thing that stood out.
[13:40] Jinguuji
    "What would you take to a desert island?"
SIGN    What would you take to a desert island?
SIGN    Jinguuji
[13:44] Jinguuji
    My name is written there.
[13:46] Tachibana
    That's right.
[13:46] Tachibana
    Which means that this is
    what I was thinking...
[13:49] Tachibana
    I didn't choose you as
    the most powerful weapon.
[13:51] Tachibana
    I choose you as a useful item.
    That's the theory.
[13:58] Jinguuji
    If that's what you want to think,
    then I suppose it's fine.
[14:00] Tachibana
    I want to clear up your misunderstanding!
[14:03] Jinguuji
    I understand how you feel,
    but we can't summon the goddess.
[14:07] Jinguuji
    Debating something we have
     no way of knowing is pointless.
[14:11] Jinguuji
    And besides, that's a survey
    from elementary school.
[14:14] Jinguuji
    Do you still want to become cellophane tape?
[14:17] Jinguuji
    Cellophane tape.
[14:19] Tachibana
    And what do you know about
    cellophane tape anyway?
[14:22] Jinguuji
    The one thing I do know is that
    you don't know anything about it, either.
[14:25] Tachibana
    Treating me like I'm an idiot!
[14:27] Tachibana
    Then I'm sure you must have
    had an incredible dream!
[14:31] Jinguuji
    Stop!
[14:32] Tachibana
    Why?
[14:33] Jinguuji
    Because I'm embarrassed, of course.
[14:36] Tachibana
    After making fun of someone
    else's dream that much,
[14:38] ---
    you think you're gonna escape this?
[14:40] Jinguuji
    Stop now, you idiot!
[14:44] Tachibana
    My composition book!
[14:47] Jinguuji
    That's for going and doing things
    that other people don't like.
[14:50] Tachibana
    Why won't you let me read it?!
[14:52] Jinguuji
    Who was it that laughed so
    much back when I wrote it?
[14:55] Tachibana
    I don't remember that!
[14:59] Jinguuji
    I know that I went too far
    drawing over it...
[15:02] Jinguuji
    But you were being a little
    childish too, weren't you?
[15:04] Tachibana
    Like I care.
[15:05] Tachibana
    I'm not talking to you for a while.
[15:10] Tachibana
    You think about what you did, you stupid,
    useless eggplant! Yeah, you eggplant!
[15:13] Tachibana
    Your suit's as out of place here as one!
[15:16] Jinguuji
    A useless eggplant...
[15:18] Tachibana
    Who scribbles over something like that?
[15:23] Tachibana
    What was Jinguuji's dream?
[15:26] Tachibana
    Blast it. I can't remember!
[15:29] Tachibana
    My brain is just...
[15:31] Tachibana
    Huh?
[15:33] Jinguuji
    A useless eggplant...
[15:34] Tachibana
    Why does this town...
[15:36] Tachibana
    love squid so much?
[15:39] Miggy
    What a lovely couple! Wanna eat some squid?
[15:41] Tachibana
    We're not a couple, so we don't need any.
[15:44] Miggy
    What, are you fighting right now?
[15:46] ---
    That's certainly bad,
    and it makes this hard to do,
[15:48] Miggy
    but it's squid!
[15:52] Miggy
    Are you listening, young people?
[15:54] Miggy
    When your heart's feeling prickly,
    that's when you need to eat something tasty!
[15:58] Miggy
    Try our specialty and
    make up with each other!
[16:01] Miggy
    How about you, young lady? Want some?
[16:04] Tachibana
    That looks yummy! Thanks!
[16:08] Tachibana
    Grilled squid needs beer.
    Should I open up a can?
[16:13] Jinguuji
    Well, since the proprietor is telling us to...
[16:16] Jinguuji
    Shall we just agree that we were both
    being childish and leave it at that?
[16:21] Jinguuji
    I went too far using that marker.
[16:23] Jinguuji
    But since we're living together, I wish
    you'd respect my privacy a little more...
[16:29] Jinguuji
    Hey, it isn't right to ignore me.
[16:32] Jinguuji
    Are you listening, Tachibana?
[16:34] Jinguuji
    Hey, Tachibana?
[16:36] Jinguuji
    Where are you?
[16:37] Jinguuji
    This is in bad taste as a practical joke.
[16:40] Jinguuji
    The proprietor of the
    squid shop is gone, too...
[16:43] Jinguuji
    Could this be a kidnapping?
[16:45] Jinguuji
    No, calm down, Jinguuji.
[16:47] Jinguuji
    What are you going to do if you're shaken
    simply because you can't see her?
[16:51] Jinguuji
    We're talking about Tachibana here.
[16:53] Jinguuji
    It's possible she's laughing
    and sneering at me from afar.
[16:57] Jinguuji
    It could be payback for
    the composition book.
[17:00] Jinguuji
    So the correct thing to do here
    is to show that I'm panicked.
[17:04] Jinguuji
    If I pretend I've been taken in,
    she should feel satisfied.
[17:07] Jinguuji
    It's ridiculous, but giving her
    proper mental support is what I do.
[17:14] Jinguuji
    She doesn't realize that she's the one
    being made to dance in the palm of my hand.
[17:18] Jinguuji
    And my wanting her to live that way
    is the result of my own ego.
[17:23] Jinguuji
    This squid is delicious.
[17:25] Jinguuji
    And even if I don't worry about
    her, she's a working adult.
[17:29] Jinguuji
    If it weren't for that pandemic effect,
    she'd be able to take care of herself...
[17:35] Jinguuji
    That cart...
[17:37] Jinguuji
    is the one the premier was on...
SIGN    Troublemaker
SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty
[17:44] Shen
    Well, I have to say that
    wasn't a very enjoyable job.
[17:47] Shen
    But the pay was good. I just need
    to hurry up and shake it off.
[17:51] Shen
    Woof.
[17:52] Shen
    Huh?
[17:58] Shen
    My cart. What's going on?
[18:01] Jinguuji
    So you are the owner of this vehicle?
[18:04] Jinguuji
    I'm sorry. I thought I'd
    take a little look around.
[18:08] Jinguuji
    I didn't intend to destroy it, but...
[18:11] Jinguuji
    My hands just won't stop shaking.
[18:14] Shen
    F-First, calm down.
[18:16] Jinguuji
    I am completely calm.
[18:19] Jinguuji
    I'm actually very calm.
[18:21] Jinguuji
    In fact, you could say that I am far too calm.
[18:23] Shen
    Would a calm person destroy a cart?
[18:26] Shen
    Here, take this!
[18:29] Shen
    It's an herb used for its calming effects.
[18:31] Shen
    I'll give it to you for free.
[18:33] Shen
    Smell it.
[18:38] Jinguuji
    Are you a slave trader?
[18:40] Jinguuji
    You had an elf woman on
    this cart, didn't you?
[18:42] Shen
    It's not my specialty, but...
[18:44] Shen
    You can think of me as a trader who
    deals in a wide variety of goods.
[18:49] Shen
    Were you looking for that elf?
[18:51] Jinguuji
    No. The person I'm looking for is
    a blonde, blue-eyed young woman.
[18:57] Jinguuji
    Do you know where I might find her?
[19:00] Shen
    No, no! I don't do kidnapping!
[19:03] Shen
    Could it be... Is she beautiful?
[19:05] Jinguuji
    Probably.
[19:07] Shen
    Did she disappear in this town?
[19:09] Jinguuji
    Yes.
[19:10] Shen
    Then it may be better for you to hurry.
[19:13] Shen
    I was thinking that it's been a while since
    I did a job like this that I didn't like.
[19:17] Shen
    And the elf I delivered was so beautiful...
[19:20] Shen
    I had no idea she was going
    to be used as a sacrifice.
[19:26] Rue
    Blast it! Bringing me to a place like this...
    What are you planning to do?
[19:30] Hidary
    I think you already know, don't you?
[19:33] Rue
    Is it really coming? Will that sort
    of development finally happen?
[19:37] Rue
    Me, who looks so lovely, and a human
    male whose desires are clear to see?
[19:41] Rue
    It would be even more strange if there
    wasn't that kind of development!
SIGN    That kind of development
[19:45] Rue
    Is this as far as my journey goes?
[19:48] Rue
    I'm sorry, subjects of my village.
[19:50] Rue
    If I'm to be sullied, I'd rather...
[19:52] Rue
    Kill me! If you're going to do
    as you like with me, then I—
[19:55] Hidary
    We are going to kill you.
[19:57] Rue
    Huh?
[19:58] Hidary
    Well, you are a sacrifice after all.
[20:01] Rue
    A sacrifice?
[20:02] Hidary
    You haven't heard? Tonight, after the
    festival ends, you'll be an offering.
[20:07] Rue
    Then... I'm going to die?
[20:09] Hidary
    That's right. I feel badly for you.
[20:12] Rue
    I'm gonna die?
[20:14] Hidary
    But that alone would be a waste.
[20:16] Hidary
    That well-balanced figure, and those eyes
    which express such intelligence...
[20:21] Hidary
    Such fine skin, and cheeks
    and lips like roses.
[20:25] Hidary
    Endlessly brimming mysterious elegance...
[20:29] Hidary
    It's the first time in my life that
    I've seen so beautiful a woman.
[20:34] Rue
    To think there are humans
    who understand my beauty.
[20:38] Rue
    Does choosing me mean that
    someone beautiful is necessary?
[20:42] Hidary
    Yes. Our deity requires that
    beautiful people be sacrificed.
[20:48] Hidary
    There were a few other candidates,
    but you were unanimously chosen.
[20:52] Rue
    Really? Unanimously, was it?
[20:56] Rue
    I suppose that since I've been chosen,
    there's nothing to be done.
[21:00] Rue
    I guess being too beautiful
    really is a crime.
[21:03] Rue
    And this is the punishment
    I'm receiving for it.
[21:08] Rue
    There's a strange heat to the
    way this man looks at me.
[21:12] Rue
    And now that I look more closely,
    he might give off a manly, handsome vibe.
[21:16] Rue
    I see. This man must love me.
[21:20] Rue
    If he does, then I may have to use my allure to
    manipulate him and make my escape!
[21:26] Rue
    But what is allure really?
[21:27] Rue
    How do I use it?
[21:28] Rue
    What do I need to do to project it?
[21:32] Rue
    Like this? Or like this?
[21:34] Hidary
    Wh-What's this? She's started
    making strange poses...
[21:37] Hidary
    Just behave yourself until
    you're sacrificed and...
[21:40] Miggy
    That girl is the sacrifice?
[21:42] Miggy
    I wonder about that, Hidary!
[21:44] Hidary
    Is that you, Miggy?
[21:46] Hidary
    What business do you have here?
    We already have our sacrifice.
[21:49] Miggy
    Yes, we certainly do.
[21:52] Miggy
    But what if there were a girl even
    more beautiful than that one?
[21:54] Tachibana
    Ow!
[21:59] Tachibana
    What? What? Where am I?
[22:01] Rue
    I-It's you!
SIGN    with
[23:35] Miggy
    This year's festival is upon us!
[23:37] Hidary
    Upon us!
[23:38] Miggy
    And the squid will dance,
     all young and lively!
[23:39] Hidary
    Young and lively!
[23:41] Miggy
    And the sacrifice is blinding,
    all young and lively!
[23:43] Hidary
    Young and lively!
SIGN    Episode 7
    
    Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Squid Fire
[23:44] both
    Squid! Squid! Young and Lively!
[23:46] both
    Squid! Squid! Young and Lively!
[23:48] both
    Squid! Squid!