E7 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Squid Fire

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SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout
[01:32] Rue
    Y...
[01:32] Rue
    You little jerk!
[01:34] Tachibana
    Oh, Premier. It's been
    a while. You been well?
[01:37] Rue
    Does it look like I'm doing well?!
[01:39] Rue
    Do you have any idea how much
    I've looked for you two?
[01:41] Rue
    I don't remember how many
    times I nearly died!
[01:44] Tachibana
    Well, well... I'm glad you're safe.
[01:46] Rue
    You're the one person
    I'm definitely gonna kill!
[01:48] Rue
    And this is the perfect opportunity
    to exact revenge for my honor.
[01:52] Rue
    Last time, you used a curse or something
    to brainwash the villagers, but...
[01:56] Rue
    no matter how you look at it,
     this man clearly prefers me.
[02:01] Rue
    So now we're even.
[02:03] Hidary
    Marry me.
[02:04] Tachibana
    This again?
[02:05] Hidary
    I'd cast aside my village if it were for you.
[02:08] Hidary
    And I am prepared to leave my
    wife and run away to the city.
[02:11] Hidary
    I have two children,
    but I want another three.
[02:14] Tachibana
    Normally, you'd just call
    a guy like this a dirtbag.
[02:16] Miggy
    It seems you acknowledge her beauty.
[02:19] Hidary
    No! I spent a large sum of
    money to obtain this elf.
[02:23] Hidary
    I can't give up on her so easily...
[02:27] Hidary
    I admit defeat.
[02:30] Miggy
    Okay!
[02:31] Rue
    Don't give up so easily!
[02:33] Rue
    It's too soon!
[02:34] Rue
    My worth cannot be determined
    within a tiny two-person group!
[02:38] Rue
    I challenge you, woman!
[02:40] Rue
    Majority rules!
    We'll decide this with a vote!
[02:43] Tachibana
    This again?
[02:44] Miggy
    I mean, if you win, you'll be sacrificed.
    Are you okay with that?
[02:48] Shen
    I heard that the fishing here
    had been poor for some time.
[02:52] Shen
    Then, thanks to the sudden appearance of
    a giant squid, the catch became plentiful.
[02:58] Shen
    But they say that it asked for a
    living sacrifice as compensation.
[03:02] Shen
    And that it said something like...
[03:05] (Flashback) Giant Squid
    Someone who appears snappy
     and slightly impertinent,
[03:07] (Flashback) Giant Squid
    whose chest is on the small side,
[03:10] (Flashback) Giant Squid
    and who looks shallow at first glance,
[03:12] (Flashback) Giant Squid
    but when she's made to succumb, she glares
    at you. Please find that kind of young lady.
[03:17] Jinguuji
    It's tossed some pretty particular
    preferences together.
[03:21] Jinguuji
    Right. Let's kill it.
[03:22] Jinguuji
    It has said that if it's killed, they'll
    once again be unable to catch squid.
[03:27] Jinguuji
    So it can use its intelligence.
    How interminably irritating.
[03:31] Jinguuji
    But why, when they have an elf,
    did they kidnap my companion?
[03:35] Shen
    Because of a power struggle.
[03:37] Shen
    Whoever finds a suitable beauty
    will become the next village head.
[03:43] Jinguuji
    That's ridiculous.
[03:44] Jinguuji
    But if that's the case, both of
    them do fit the requirements.
[03:48] Shen
    Still, I don't think it's possible
    to beat an elf in terms of looks.
[03:52] Jinguuji
    No. There's no doubt that she will.
[03:55] Shen
    Is your companion that beautiful?
[03:58] Jinguuji
    Well...
[04:00] Jinguuji
    Even amongst all the beauties I've ever seen,
[04:02] Jinguuji
    she's probably far and
    away the most beautiful.
[04:05] Shen
    Love is blind, after all.
[04:08] Jinguuji
    We're not in that kind of relationship.
[04:11] Jinguuji
    Why do you keep following me?
[04:14] Jinguuji
    I feel badly about destroying your cart,
[04:16] ---
    but I don't have enough
    on hand to compensate you.
[04:19] Shen
    Oh, that's fine.
    Actually, I'm feeling a little guilty.
[04:23] Shen
    I thought there was a little more
    romance to this job, you see.
[04:28] Shen
    Plus, there's making connections. I'd love
    for you to allow me to accompany you.
[04:34] Jinguuji
    If that's the case, then fine.
[04:36] Jinguuji
    But if my companion meets with
     any harm, I will not show any mercy.
[04:41] Shen
    You really are in love, aren't you?
[04:43] Jinguuji
    I told you it's not like that.
[04:45] Shen
    In that case, let's hurry up and find her.
[04:48] Jinguuji
    Huh? Hey!
[04:50] Shen
    You never know. She might be in
    a deserted warehouse like this.
[04:59] Rue
    Huh?
[05:01] Rue
    Oh.
SIGN    Episode 7.
SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
    Knockout and a Squid Fire .
[05:13] Shen
    Aren't you going to eat?
[05:15] Jinguuji
    I suppose it's fine.
[05:20] Jinguuji
    Still, is this the time to be
    eating a leisurely meal?
[05:22] Shen
    Now, now. We should eat when we can.
[05:26] Shen
    A meal is the best way for
    us to get to know each other.
[05:29] Shen
    Right?
[05:30] Rue
    I have no intention of
    being friendly with humans.
[05:33] Rue
    Especially not with you two.
    You're making this precious squid taste bad.
[05:38] Rue
    I want you to die.
[05:42] Rue
    Die.
[05:44] Rue
    Die, you idiot.
[05:45] Shen
    To be eaten with such enjoyment...
    I'm sure the squid must be satisfied, too.
[05:47] Rue; background
    Idiot.
[05:49] Rue; background
    Die!
[05:50] Rue
    Why are you two together anyway?
[05:53] Rue
    Were you a team?
[05:55] Jinguuji
    The course of events made it unavoidable.
[05:57] Jinguuji
    Setting that aside, there is
    something I want to ask you.
[06:00] Rue
    It must be about that woman, right?
[06:02] Rue
    I was just with her.
    At this rate, she'll be killed tonight.
[06:08] Jinguuji
    Do you know where she is?
[06:10] Rue
    Well, I wonder...
[06:12] Jinguuji
    Tell me.
[06:14] Shen
    N-Now, calm down.
[06:19] Rue
    This squid's yummy.
[06:20] Jinguuji
    Is this the time to be enjoying eating that?
[06:22] Jinguuji
    Hey, are you listening, Premier?
[06:24] Rue
    It's been so long since I've had a hot meal.
[06:27] Rue
    I didn't realize it warmed
    the heart this much.
[06:30] Rue
    Ever since I was beaten by these guys,
[06:33] Rue
    I've been capture by weird people,
[06:35] Rue
    gotten lost even though
    I was following the map,
[06:38] Rue
    treated like a thief, and turned into a
    slave or a sacrifice before I knew it...
[06:42] (Flashback) Rue
    You win!
[06:43] Rue
    And on top of that...
[06:46] Rue
    Hey, Four-Eyes.
[06:50] Rue
    Form a truce with me.
[06:53] Jinguuji
    What?
[06:53] Rue
    I will help you.
[06:55] Rue
    And in exchange, you will help me.
[06:59] Rue
    Have you heard? The humans of this
    village revere that squid as a god.
[07:06] Rue
    If you kill that god
    right in front of them...
[07:09] Rue
    what will happen to those villagers?
[07:14] Rue
    Killing that squid will wreck
    the festival and this village.
[07:18] Jinguuji
    Interesting. That's a nice expression.
[07:20] Shen
    I think that interfering with
    the festival is a good idea,
[07:25] Shen
    but with a monster of that size,
    defeating it ourselves will be impossible.
[07:29] Jinguuji
    Let's kill the squid.
[07:31] Shen
    Weren't you listening to me?
[07:33] Jinguuji
    I was thinking that if I had the
    opportunity, I wanted to kill it.
[07:37] Rue
    Shall we?
[07:39] Shen
    On top of being smart, it lives underwater!
[07:42] Shen
    Even if you say we're
    going to do this, how...
[07:44] Jinguuji
    Calm yourself, trader.
[07:47] Jinguuji
    Don't worry. Leave it to me.
[07:50] Jinguuji; echo
    Leave it to me. Leave it
    to me. Leave it to me.
[07:54] Rue
    Hmm. It seems you have some sort
    of plan, don't you, Four-Eyes?
[07:58] Jinguuji
    Yes. But you should prepare
    yourself, Premier.
[08:01] Jinguuji
    In order to kill that squid,
    your assistance will be required.
[08:05] Jinguuji
    Can you promise that you won't
    run away when it comes time?
[08:10] Rue
    This man...
[08:11] Rue
    He's a troublesome enemy, but when
    he's an ally, he's this reliable?
[08:16] Rue
    Strong. Smart. As well as cool-headed.
[08:21] Rue
    And when I look more closely, he's handsome.
[08:25] Rue
    I promise.
[08:26] Rue
    I swear it by my goddess.
    I will lend you my strength!
[08:34] Rue
    Hey. Why do I have ropes tied around me?
[08:38] Rue
    And what are these round things?
[08:40] Jinguuji
    Floats.
[08:41] Rue
    Floats?
[08:42] Jinguuji
    We're fishing for squid and you're the bait.
[08:50] Jinguuji
    Do your best not to drown!
[08:53] Rue
    You four-eyed weasel!
[08:58] Rue
    See if I ever trust a human again!
[09:01] Shen
    An ordinary person would never
    think of something like that.
[09:04] Shen
    I'd expect no less from you.
[09:05] Shen
    Really, who are you?
[09:08] Shen
    A regular human wouldn't be
    able to throw her that far.
[09:12] Jinguuji
    Well, I'd intended to throw
    her a little farther, but...
[09:16] Shen
    Huh?
[09:17] Jinguuji
    This is a little odd.
[09:19] Shen
    Oh, then your shoulders aren't at their best?
[09:22] Shen
    If you wouldn't mind it being me,
    I could loosen your body up for you.
[09:26] Jinguuji
    N-No, I won't impose.
[09:28] Shen
    Really? That's too bad.
[09:33] Jinguuji
    You're suddenly standing very close.
[09:36] Shen
    Would you like some shredded dried squid?
[09:38] Shen
    Oh, I see you have both hands full.
[09:40] Shen
    In that case, please open
    your mouth. Here, say "ahhh."
[09:46] Shen
    There's no one left to interfere.
    It's just the two of us now.
[09:49] Jinguuji
    Wait for me, Tachibana.
[09:51] Jinguuji
    I will kill the squid and find you!
[09:54] Rue
    I can't swim!
[09:56] Jinguuji
    Don't worry! You've got floats!
[09:59] child
    Yay!
SIGN    Three hours later...
[10:01] child
    It's so high!
[10:03] Jinguuji
    It's still got flavor to it, this squid.
[10:05] Shen
    They do say that you can keep
    chewing it for a lifetime.
[10:09] Jinguuji
    That aside, we've caught
    nothing. Nothing at all.
[10:13] Jinguuji
    Is the bait no good?
[10:15] Shen
    And is the bait person still alive?
[10:18] Shen
    I haven't seen any movement in—
[10:18] child
    Hey! Are you fishing for squid?
[10:21] Jinguuji
    Yes.
[10:22] child
    How stupid!
[10:23] child
    Of course you can't catch any!
[10:25] child
    Squid are nocturnal!
[10:26] child; echo
    ...nocturnal! ...nocturnal! ...nocturnal!
[10:34] Rue
    I'm exhausted.
[10:36] Rue
    But I must endure.
[10:39] Rue
    Once we've killed the squid...
[10:40] Rue
    This time... This time for
    sure, I'll get them and...
[10:45] Rue
    Huh?
[10:47] Rue
    Huh?
[10:52] Shen
    Huh? Is that...
[10:57] Jinguuji
    We've got a bite!
[10:58] Rue
    You guys, hurry up and save me!
[11:03] Jinguuji; Shen
    Uh.
[11:08] Sateyna
    I received this precious nut from the premier.
    Though I've treasured it, it dried up and now...
[11:13] Ultina
    Really, you should've eaten it.
[11:14] Ultina
    Is she bullying you or something?
[11:16] Sateyna
    Something may have happened to the premier.
[11:19] Ultina
    Your expression isn't saying
    that you hope for her safety.
[11:22] Ultina
    I find you pretty scary.
SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
SIGN    Squid Village's Specialty, Shredded Dried Squid
SIGN    You can't chew through the legs, so you can chew them for a lifetime.
[11:26] Rue
    You can't chew through the legs,
    so you can chew them for a lifetime!
[11:31] Tachibana
    The way the sunset reflects off
    the lake is so beautiful.
[11:36] Miggy
    Now then, it's time to get ready.
[11:40] Tachibana
    It's already time for the sacrifice?!
    Wait, wait, wait!
[11:42] Tachibana
    I haven't finished emotionally
    preparing myself!
[11:44] Tachibana
    No, but it's only a giant
    squid I'm up against.
SIGN    Eaten
SIGN    Crushed to Death
[11:47] Tachibana
    If I put up a serious fight,
    I might have a chance...
SIGN    Suffocation
[11:52] Tachibana
    No, I won't! I have no chance!
[11:54] Tachibana
    That giant squid is freakin' scary!
[11:57] Tachibana
    I don't wanna die. I especially
    don't wanna get eaten!
[12:00] Tachibana
    Squid! I'm begging you!
[12:02] Tachibana
    I eat you, but please don't eat me!
[12:07] (Flashback) Tachibana
    I'm not talking to you for a while.
[12:10] Tachibana
    Why did we pick this time to have a fight?
[12:14] Tachibana
    This happened once before a long time ago.
[12:18] (Flashback) Tachibana
    Please, save me, Jinguuji!
[12:20] (Flashback) Tachibana
    I can't understand what the teacher
    is saying, so I can't keep up in class!
[12:25] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    You take too many naps during
    class. This is your own fault.
[12:28] (Flashback) Tachibana
    My part-time job's been super busy.
[12:31] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Why should I care?
[12:32] (Flashback) Tachibana
    If my scores are in the red
    next time, it'll be really bad!
[12:34] (Flashback) Tachibana
    My summer vacation will disappear!
[12:37] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    You...
[12:38] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Are things really that bad?
[12:40] (Flashback) Tachibana
    They're super bad.
SIGN    Seizariya
[12:43] (Flashback) Tachibana
    I'm telling you...
[12:44] (Flashback) Tachibana
    explain in a way so that
    even I can understand!
[12:47] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Why is the one teaching
    getting the blame here?
[12:50] (Flashback) Tachibana
    Man, I just don't get it!
[12:52] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    How can you not understand?
[12:54] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    I'm the one explaining it to you.
[12:56] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Focus properly.
[12:58] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Don't play innocent about
    your mind's capabilities.
[13:01] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Come on. I'll explain it again.
[13:04] (Flashback) Tachibana
    I'm just not smart.
[13:07] (Flashback) Tachibana
    How can you understand how someone
    who can't do things feels?
[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Tachibana!
[13:17] (Flashback) Tachibana
    Idiot! Stupid, useless eggplant! Useless!
[13:19] (Flashback) Tachibana
    Don't ever speak to me again,
    you useless eggplant!
[13:22] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    U-Useless eggplant...
[13:23] narrator
    And so...
[13:25] narrator
    the man known as Jinguuji really
    didn't speak to him for about a week.
[13:31] Tachibana
    In the end, I failed. With all the extra
    lessons and tests, my summer vanished.
[13:36] Tachibana
    Blast it! If I can't count on a rescue,
    then I'll have to make a move myself!
[13:40] Tachibana
    But what should I do?
[13:43] Tachibana
    That's right! I can charm them to cause
    confusion and use that chance to escape!
[13:48] Tachibana
    In that case, I need to get this thing off!
[13:53] Tachibana
    It won't come off!
[13:54] Hidary
    Hey, what are you doing!
[13:56] Miggy
    Stop shaking the cage!
[13:58] Tachibana
    Take that!
SIGN    Tachibana .
    . .
    Luck → 83 .
    Unlocking successful!
[14:05] Miggy
    Hey, you should've locked it properly.
[14:07] squid citizen C
    I-I'm sorry!
[14:11] Miggy
    Hey, what's wrong?
[14:12] Miggy
    You listening to me? Hey!
[14:15] Squid citizen C
    A-A goddess...
[14:17] Tachibana
    Ow...
[14:21] Tachibana
    Huh?
[14:24] Jinguuji
    It's pulling harder than I imagined it would!
[14:26] Shen
    You had a plan though, didn't you?
[14:28] Jinguuji
    No, it was just thinking
    of a way to fish it out.
[14:31] Shen
    That's impossible!
[14:34] Jinguuji
    Why? Why is my strength failing?
[14:37] Jinguuji
    Has anything been different than usual?
[14:39] Jinguuji
    My meals are perfectly balanced.
    And I've been doing my morning routine.
[14:44] Jinguuji
    Has there been a sudden, unexpected...
[14:47] crowd
    Kill her!
[14:48] crowd
    Kill that girl!
[14:50] Miggy
    Stop, will you?
[14:51] Shen
    Wh-What's all that?
[14:53] Jinguuji
    T-Tachibana!
[14:55] woman A
    That woman is a witch!
[14:57] woman B
    She's a witch who's seduced my husband!
[14:59] man B
    Marry me! I want three children!
[15:01] man C
    No, I want four!
[15:03] Miggy
    Wait, wait! This girl is an
    offering to the squid god!
[15:08] Tachibana
    Why...
[15:09] Tachibana
    Why does this have to happen to me?!
[15:12] woman E
    Don't try to garner sympathy,
    you filthy woman!
[15:15] woman F
    I'm sure you've used that face to
    ensnare gentlemen, haven't you?!
[15:19] woman G
    You've never done an honest day of work!
    You don't know how the world works!
[15:22] woman H
    Being beautiful is such a boon, isn't it?
[15:24] woman A
    Your very existence is a crime!
[15:27] woman B
    That's right!
[15:28] Tachibana
    Right, blast it! I've made up my mind!
[15:31] Tachibana
    I'm not gonna die, no matter what!
[15:33] Tachibana
    The morals of a village that offers
    outsiders up as sacrifices are really low!
[15:38] Tachibana
    This is why I hate spiteful
    country villages, you morons!
[15:42] woman B
    She's even starting to badmouth our village!
[15:44] woman A
    Those words are the witch's curse!
[15:46] Shen
    Could it be that the person at the
    center of that is your companion?
[15:49] Jinguuji
    That's right.
[15:50] Tachibana
    It's not as if I'm like
    this because I want to be!
[15:53] Tachibana
    Labeling people because of their
    appearance or your personal opinions...
[15:56] Tachibana
    Laughing and pointing, deciding where
    everyone stands... Is that fun?!
[16:00] Tachibana
    Don't shift the responsibility here!
[16:02] Tachibana
    Do something about this yourselves!
[16:04] Tachibana
    What's with this "sacrifice" thing?
[16:06] Tachibana
    Make a clay figure in the shape of
    a beautiful woman and give it that!
[16:08] Shen
    She's saying some crazy things.
[16:11] Jinguuji
    Yes.
[16:13] Jinguuji
    She's a very honest person.
[16:17] Jinguuji
    Tachibana! Are you safe?!
[16:19] Tachibana
    Jinguuji?!
[16:20] Tachibana
    As you can see, I'm about to die!
[16:23] Jinguuji
    I'll rescue you now!
[16:24] Tachibana
    My arms are at their limit...
[16:27] Tachibana
    I'm begging you, Jinguuji!
[16:29] Tachibana
    Do something about these villagers!
[16:32] Jinguuji
    I will!
[16:50] Jinguuji
    Take that!
[16:58] Shen
    The bait person!
[17:02] Shen
    Is this really all right?
    Isn't the elf inside that thing?
[17:06] Jinguuji
    I have confidence in the premier.
[17:09] Shen
    When trusting goes too far, it sounds a lot like abandoning responsibility!
[17:13] crowd
    O Lord Squid God!
[17:15] giant squid
    Why?!
[17:18] giant squid
    I was just about to suck on a cute girl,
[17:21] giant squid
    and then all of a sudden this happened!
[17:23] Tachibana
    Where did those preferences
    of yours come from anyway?!
[17:27] giant squid
    Oh. There is a cute girl here, too.
[17:31] Tachibana
    This guy can still move?
[17:33] giant squid
    So cute!
[17:38] giant squid
    I wanna eat her up!
[17:46] Jinguuji
    Tachibana!
[17:47] Jinguuji
    Hold on just a little longer!
[17:49] Tachibana
    You can say that, but...
[17:53] Tachibana
    Huh?
[17:55] Tachibana
    Is this a horror story?
[17:56] Rue
    Now that it's come to this, I'm taking
    you with me! Die beside me!
[18:00] Tachibana
    Stop!
[18:01] Tachibana
    Stop! Stop, Premier!
[18:04] Tachibana
    We're just about to kill this squid!
[18:07] Rue
    What did you say?
[18:08] Jinguuji
    Premier! Use this!
[18:12] Rue
    This is...
[18:25] Tachibana
    Th—
[18:29] Tachibana
    That was so cool!
[18:32] Rue
    Hmph.
[18:35] Tachibana
    The edge on that Damascus
    knife really is good!
[18:40] Tachibana
    Ow!
[18:42] Tachibana
    Th-Thanks...
[18:44] Tachibana
    Premier?
[18:51] giant squid
    This is hot! Really hot!
[18:57] Rue
    It's grilled squid!
[19:02] Rue
    Yum!
[19:04] Rue
    What are you staring at?
[19:06] Rue
    If you want some, how about you
    grill it and eat it yourselves?
[19:09] villager
    Oh. It is our god, after all, so...
[19:12] Rue
    What kind of god is this delicious?!
[19:14] Rue
    This thing's just a giant squid! A squid!
[19:17] Miggy
    Just a giant squid...
[19:23] Miggy
    Hidary...
[19:24] Hidary
    Miggy...
[19:26] Hidary
    We've been beaten.
[19:30] Hidary
    I want to ask you all!
[19:32] Hidary
    Is it right to sacrifice a person's
    life to a squid monster?!
[19:37] Hidary
    We cannot continue squids way! We need a
    breath of fresh air, do we not, squids?
[19:41] villagers
    Yeah!
[19:43] Tachibana
    I'm getting tired of all the squid quips.
[19:44] Jinguuji
    Yes.
[19:45] Hidary
    And by a unanimous vote,
     she will be our next village head!
[19:49] Rue
    Huh?
[19:52] Tachibana
    Oh. My level went up.
[19:54] villager
    How about it, young man? Want one
    of these, too? They're delicious!
[19:56] Tachibana
    Th-They really adapt quickly.
[19:59] Tachibana
    Are they okay with this?
[20:01] Jinguuji
    They seem to be having fun,
[20:02] Jinguuji
    so I think it's fine, don't you?
[20:07] Jinguuji
    Hey, Tachibana.
[20:08] Tachibana
    Huh?
[20:10] Jinguuji
    I'm sorry.
[20:11] Tachibana
    About what?
[20:13] Jinguuji
    Your composition book.
[20:14] Tachibana
    I'd forgotten! Yeah, that happened!
[20:18] Tachibana
    But I'm not angry anymore.
[20:21] Tachibana
    To think you have stuff in your past
    you don't want people digging into...
[20:24] Tachibana
    I guess you are sort of human after all.
[20:26] Jinguuji
    Sort of?
[20:28] Tachibana
    I mean, the part that's been scribbled
    over in marker won't come back,
[20:31] Tachibana
    so let's talk about this again once
    we've gotten back to our world.
[20:34] Tachibana
    When that happens, show me
     your composition book, okay?
[20:38] Jinguuji
    Sorry. I don't have mine anymore.
[20:41] Jinguuji
    My grandmother threw it out.
[20:45] Tachibana
    Oh...
[20:46] Tachibana
    I see. I guess there's no helping it, then.
[20:49] Jinguuji
    Yes. Nothing to be done.
[20:55] Jinguuji
    Don't leave me again. It's dangerous.
[20:59] Tachibana
    No, you don't take your
    eyes off of me. I'll die.
[21:03] Jinguuji
    That's true.
[21:04] Shen
    Was that a marriage proposal?
[21:08] Hidary
    Village head!
[21:09] Rue
    I am not!
[21:10] Miggy
    Village head!
[21:11] Rue
    You've got this wrong!
[21:12] Hidari
    Won't you please lead us squids?!
[21:14] Rue
    Cut it out already!
[21:16] Tachibana
    Who's this guy?
[21:19] Kalm
    Oh, dear. It's been eaten.
[21:23] Vizzd
    The delicious smell is
    wafting all the way up here.
[21:26] Vizzd
    I want to eat some, too.
[21:28] Kalm
    Make do with that dried squid.
[21:31] Kalm
    Still, as soon as they showed up,
    I did think that we would fail,
[21:35] Kalm
    but I didn't think it would end like this.
[21:40] Vizzd
    That guy with the glasses is strong, right?
[21:42] Vizzd
    After all, he is the man who defeated me.
[21:44] Kalm
    Why are you bragging about that?
[21:47] Kalm
    We have no further business
    here, so we're leaving.
[21:50] Vizzd
    Understood.
[21:52] Vizzd
    We can give this squid to the
    Demon Lord as a souvenir.
[21:55] Kalm
    When they're separated,
    his strength declines?
[22:01] Kalm
    I have a good idea.
SIGN    with
[23:35] Tachibana
    Hey, why did you do all that anyway?
[23:37] giant squid
    I just wanted to suck on
    a cute girl, that's all.
[23:39] Tachibana
    And because of that selfish desire of yours,
    you ended up getting punished, right?
[23:43] giant squid
    Yes...
SIGN    Episode 8
    
    Guy Who Reincarnated as a
    Fantasy Knockout and a Choice
[23:44] Tachibana
    Have you reflected on your mistakes?
[23:45] giant squid
    Yes.
[23:45] Rue
    Oh, there was still some squid left?
[23:46] Tachibana
    Wait, Premier!
[23:48] Rue
    Man, that's yummy.