E8 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Choice

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SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout
[01:30] Tachibana
    I... I really have to kill it?
[01:34] Tachibana
    This adorable living thing?
[01:37] Jinguuji
    There's no other choice.
    It's so that we can live.
[01:39] Tachibana
    You do it! Somewhere I can't see!
[01:42] Jinguuji
    It's also a bit of an experiment.
[01:45] Tachibana
    Wait!
SIGN    Episode 8.
SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
    Knockout and a Choice .
[01:57] Tachibana
    I'm sorry, bunny.
[01:59] Tachibana
    I can't eat meat today.
[02:01] Shen
    Oh, was that your first kill?
[02:04] Shen
    Eating your first kill is something
     really special, you know?
[02:07] Shen
    Would you like to try it raw?
[02:09] Tachibana
    Someone says they can't eat meat,
    and you recommend it raw? Are you crazy?
[02:14] Tachibana
    Who is this guy anyway?
[02:16] ---
    He seems kinda shady. Are you sure about him?
[02:19] Shen
    My, my. What a terrible estimation of me.
[02:21] Shen
    Please allow me to stay with you
    until we reach the royal capital.
[02:25] Shen
    My cart is broken and my
    crocodog ran away, after all.
SIGN    Crocodog
[02:28] Shen
    My only means of transportation is walking.
[02:31] Shen
    And all alone...
[02:33] Tachibana
    I see. Since you broke it,
    we can't really argue.
[02:36] Jinguuji
    Sorry.
[02:37] Tachibana
    Since my charm doesn't work on him,
    I guess it's fine, but...
[02:41] Tachibana
    I'm Tachibana.
[02:43] Jinguuji
    I'm Jinguuji.
[02:44] Shen
    I'm called Shen.
[02:46] Shen
    You both have such unusual names.
    Where are you from?
[02:51] Jinguuji
    We can't provide you our
    personal information.
[02:53] Shen
    Since you were friendly with that elf,
    perhaps you're from the south?
[02:58] Tachibana
    Oh! I forgot about the premier!
[03:00] Tachibana
    You think it was okay to leave her behind?
[03:02] Jinguuji
    A woman who'd try for our lives at any
    opportunity? We couldn't bring her along.
[03:07] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    This squid is delicious, but the god
    of your forest was pretty good, too.
[03:11] Tachibana
    That was your fault, wasn't it?
SIGN    Tachibana Strength
    
    Hero Power: 1
    
    Gender: Female Speed: 1
    
    Level: 12 Intelligence: 30
    
    . .Luck: 98
    
    
    
    
    
    Skills
    
    Passive Active
    Unparalleled Beauty Conversation Lvl1
    
    Troublemaker. .
    
    Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
    
    Curse of the Goddess of Love
[03:14] Tachibana
    But why is it that only my Luck increases?
[03:17] Jinguuji
    Your physical stats may not improve at all.
[03:20] Tachibana
    What?
[03:21] Jinguuji
    I have a rough understanding
     of how we level up.
[03:25] Jinguuji
    After beating the first monster, I was the
    only one to gain experience points,
[03:29] Jinguuji
    but even though the premier
    helped to kill the squid,
[03:31] Jinguuji
    your level increased, too, right?
[03:33] Tachibana
    Now that you mention it, it did.
[03:36] Jinguuji
    It's very likely that close contact
    is the key. That's my guess.
[03:39] Tachibana
    Close contact?
[03:41] Tachibana
    Is that why you made me
    kill that rabbit earlier?
[03:44] Tachibana
    You should explain stuff like that first!
[03:46] Jinguuji
    Even if I had, you still would've objected, right?
[03:49] Shen
    I've finished making our meal.
[03:52] Tachibana
    Blast it...
[03:53] Tachibana
    It's so good!
[03:55] Tachibana
    The taste of this life...
[03:59] Tachibana
    This guy's always killing stuff
    so we can eat.
[04:03] ---
    That's really amazing.
[04:07] Tachibana
    Jinguuji's hands are really big.
[04:10] Tachibana
    No. Is it that mine are small?
[04:15] Tachibana
    Thanks for the meal!
[04:17] Tachibana
    Toilet, toilet...
[04:19] Tachibana
    Huh?
[04:23] Tachibana
    Why are you following me?
[04:25] Jinguuji
    Huh?
[04:26] Jinguuji
    You might get abducted if
    I take my eyes off of you, right?
[04:28] Tachibana
    But we're inside the apartment...
[04:30] Jinguuji
    It was that kind of blithe disregard
    that brought about the last incident.
[04:33] Jinguuji
    I've decided I won't let down my guard again.
[04:35] Tachibana
    By which you mean that
    you're going to wait there?
[04:37] Jinguuji
    Yes.
[04:38] Tachibana
    I can't feel comfortable
    with someone else there!
[04:42] Shen
    So this is your love nest?
[04:44] Jinguuji
    No, I am a freeloader and no more.
[04:47] Jinguuji
    Never mind, though. Since we're alone,
     this is the perfect time.
[04:51] Jinguuji
    There's something I want to ask you.
[04:52] Shen
    What?
[04:53] Jinguuji
    Why are you following us?
    Tell me your intentions.
SIGN    Shen Strength
    Trader Power: 38
    Gender: Male Speed: 60
    Level: 52 Intelligence: 43
    . Luck: 12
    
    
    
    Skills
    Passive Active
    Perseverance Negotiation Skills Lvl 1
    Eye for Beauty Lvl 1 Perception Block Lvl 2
    Appreciation of the Assassination
    Human Body Lvl 1 Techniques Lvl 2
[04:57] Jinguuji
    Who are you really?
[05:03] Jinguuji
    If he were a townsperson, he should
    have skills relating to his trade.
[05:07] Jinguuji
    Instead, of all things,
    he has Assassination Techniques?
SIGN    Active
    Negotiation Skills Lvl 1
    Perception Block Lvl 2
    Assassination Techniques Lvl 2
[05:10] Jinguuji
    That's entirely too dangerous.
[05:12] Jinguuji
    Depending on the circumstances,
    while Tachibana is out of the way...
[05:15] Shen
    I told you my intentions earlier, didn't I?
[05:19] Shen
    I would like you to allow
    me to accompany you.
[05:22] Jinguuji
    It isn't bloodlust. What is
    this sense of pressure I feel?
[05:26] Jinguuji
    Is his target Tachibana after all?
[05:29] Jinguuji
    She must look quite desirable
    to a slave trader.
[05:31] Jinguuji
    But he hasn't breathed a word about her...
[05:34] Jinguuji
    As I thought, he is no ordinary person!
[05:36] Shen
    Please, wait!
[05:38] Shen
    If I meant to harm you, I'd have
    put something in the food earlier.
[05:49] Shen
    And, well, I did put something in the stew.
[05:51] Shen
    Just a little something.
[05:53] Jinguuji
    Blast it!
[05:54] Shen
    So how are you feeling?
[05:57] Shen
    Your body must have started
    to heat up, right?
[05:59] Jinguuji
    Poison? Or some kind of drug?
[06:02] Jinguuji
    Taking away our ability to move, and then...
[06:05] Jinguuji
    I gave Tachibana a lecture,
    then let us get into this mess!
[06:08] Jinguuji
    My head's feeling foggy.
    I can't think straight.
[06:11] Jinguuji
    But...
[06:12] Jinguuji
    I can move!
[06:14] Jinguuji
    Which means...
[06:19] Jinguuji
    You will tell me your true objectives!
[06:26] Jinguuji
    Why are you crying?
[06:29] Shen
    Splendid. Your body is just
    as splendid as I'd imagined.
[06:34] Shen
    And so...
[06:36] Shen
    Shall we begin?
[06:40] Tachibana
    Ah, I feel better.
[06:44] Shen
    My, you are very strong, aren't you?
[06:47] Tachibana
    What are you doing?
[06:48] Jinguuji
    Don't come any closer, Tachibana!
[06:51] Jinguuji
    He drugged us.
[06:53] Jinguuji
    I'm having trouble moving.
[06:54] Tachibana
    What—?!
[06:55] Jinguuji
    It's likely he's after you.
[06:57] ---
    Run!
[06:58] Tachibana
    Wh-What about you?
[07:00] Jinguuji
    After you've escaped,
    I'll figure something out!
[07:03] Tachibana
    But...
[07:03] Tachibana
    if we get separated, we may
    never see each other again!
[07:06] Jinguuji
    You can worry about that...
    after you get to safety!
[07:11] Shen
    That desperate expression... Lovely...
[07:13] Tachibana
    I'm sorry, Jinguuji.
[07:15] Tachibana
    If I didn't have a body like this,
    we could've been together longer.
[07:19] Tachibana
    It's been like this ever since we got here.
[07:21] Tachibana
    Because I'm this cute, I only
    ever cause trouble for you.
[07:26] Jinguuji
    Tachibana...
[07:29] Shen
    No.
[07:30] Shen
    You're not particularly cute.
[07:32] Shen
    Tachibana-san, to me,
    you aren't cute in the slightest.
[07:36] Shen
    You don't suit my tastes at all.
[07:38] Shen
    I'm not targeting you, and I've never
    once thought of selling you as a slave,
[07:42] Shen
    so please don't worry.
[07:43] Tachibana
    What? But I am cute.
[07:46] Tachibana
    What's with you?
    You're a slave trader, right?
[07:49] Tachibana
    Have your eyes rotted or something?
[07:51] Shen
    It's your disposition
    that's rotten, isn't it?
[07:53] Tachibana
    What?!
[07:54] Jinguuji
    Don't get caught up in it, idiot!
[07:55] Jinguuji
    Just hurry up and run!
[07:57] Tachibana
    My cuteness is my entire identity right now.
[08:01] Tachibana
    If that's denied me, what do I have left?
[08:03] Jinguuji
    You just said that your cuteness
    only caused trouble, and now this?!
[08:06] Tachibana
    With Jinguuji unable to fight, I'm the
    only one who can do anything about this.
[08:12] Tachibana
    You don't seem affected by
    my charm for some reason, but...
[08:16] Tachibana
    if I can make it work, then I win!
[08:20] Tachibana
    Not you!
[08:22] Tachibana
    Seriously, what's with you?!
SIGN    menace menace menace menace
SIGN    squish squish squish squish
[08:24] Shen
    You seek to entice me with that
    soft, squishy body of yours?
[08:27] Shen
    How strange. It only makes
    hatred rise up within me.
[08:31] Tachibana
    What'd you say?
[08:32] Tachibana
    I'll show you how good softness can be!
[08:34] Jinguuji
    Stop!
[08:35] Jinguuji
    If I see something like that
    when I'm not well, I'll die!
[08:39] Jinguuji
    Getting charmed on top of all this...
[08:42] Jinguuji
    She's so cute. I can't...
[08:45] Jinguuji
    Times like this call for...
[08:47] Jinguuji
    muscle!
[08:48] Jinguuji
    A man!
[08:49] Jinguuji
    I will look at a man and calm down!
[08:52] Shen
    Your partner has looked away...
[08:54] Shen
    He can't maintain interest in the subject.
[08:56] Shen
    I feel sorry for you, Tachibana-san.
[08:59] Shen
    As you can see, Jinguuji has chosen my body.
[09:02] Jinguuji
    Huh?
[09:03] Shen
    Doesn't that mean that right now,
     I'm more attractive than you?
[09:09] Tachibana
    Normally, I'd be able to
    say it wasn't true, but...
[09:13] Tachibana
    We're talking about Jinguuji here!
[09:15] Tachibana
    It's totally possible that
    he'd chose a male body!
[09:17] Jinguuji
    What do you think I am?
[09:19] Tachibana
    Then choose, Jinguuji! To you...
[09:23] Tachibana; Shen
    which of us is more attractive?
[09:26] Tachibana
    Come on! Come on!
[09:29] Jinguuji
    S-Stop!
[09:30] Jinguuji
    My brain is trembling!
[09:32] Tachibana
    Don't run away, you!
[09:33] Tachibana
    Which of us is cuter?
    It's a simple question, right?
[09:35] Jinguuji
    You're asking which? No matter
    which I choose, I'm choosing a man!
[09:40] Jinguuji; echo
    ...a man! ...a man!
[09:43] Shen
    Huh?
[09:44] Shen
    Tachibana-san, are you a man?
SIGN    Stare
[09:50] Tachibana
    Wh-What?
[09:53] Shen
    No, no way.
[09:54] Tachibana
    You're super rude, you know that?
[09:57] Shen
    Why are you so squishy?
[09:59] Shen
    That body is a crime, you know? Seriously.
[10:02] Tachibana
    I agree that it's a crime, but because
    of its cuteness, not its softness.
[10:07] Shen
    Your vanity is extreme as well.
[10:10] Tachibana
    It's fact.
[10:11] Jinguuji
    Both of you... enough already...
[10:16] Tachibana
    Jinguuji!
[10:17] Shen
    It appears he's finally reached his limit.
[10:21] Jinguuji
    Don't worry about me. Run!
[10:24] Tachibana
    A-All I've done is keep
    falling for his provocation!
[10:29] Tachibana
    Blast it. If he's not interested in me,
    then why is he doing this?
[10:33] Tachibana
    Wait. He's not interested in me?
[10:36] Tachibana
    Idiot!
[10:37] Tachibana
    You're the one who needs to run, Jinguuji!
[10:39] Jinguuji
    What?
[10:40] Tachibana
    Shen's isn't after me!
[10:42] Tachibana
    He's after you—!
[10:46] Jinguuji
    Tachibana!
[10:50] Shen
    Now... Shall we begin?
[10:53] Tachibana
    Stop, Shen!
[10:54] Tachibana
    You have to get consent before
    you do things like that!
SIGN    squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥ squeeze♥
SIGN    rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥
[11:08] Jinguuji
    Tachibana?
[11:09] Jinguuji
    What's happening to me right now?
[11:11] Jinguuji
    Torture?
[11:13] Tachibana
    No.
[11:14] Tachibana
    You're having your body loosened up.
[11:16] Jinguuji
    Loosened up?
[11:18] Shen
    The truth is, my family has knowledge
    of secret pressure points.
[11:22] Tachibana
    Secret pressure points?
[11:24] Shen
    I just couldn't turn away from this level
    of fatigue, I suppose you could say.
[11:29] Shen
    If I hadn't been this forceful, Jinguuji-san
    probably wouldn't let me treat him, would he?
[11:34] Shen
    Oh, what amazing muscles.
SIGN    rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥ rub♥
[11:37] Tachibana
    Jinguuji, you...
[11:39] Tachibana
    were tired?
[11:41] Jinguuji
    Me? Tired?
[11:43] Tachibana
    You're not young anymore.
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[11:46] Shen
    The drug effects are stronger
    the more fatigued you are, too.
[11:51] Shen
    It was enough to knock you down.
    Please be more self-aware.
[11:54] Tachibana
    Did you give me that drug, too?
[11:57] Shen
    No.
[11:59] ---
    I gave you a laxative.
[12:01] Tachibana
    No wonder everything came out so cleanly!
[12:08] Shen
    I've been forbidden to come
    within a ten meter radius.
[12:12] Shen
    But how was my true identity exposed?
[12:17] Shen
    No... it wasn't exposed.
[12:21] Shen
    Perhaps he has a keen sense
    of a person's true nature.
[12:24] Shen
    Well, this has come from an unusual place.
[12:32] Shen
    This is...
SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
SIGN    boom boom boom
[12:35] Tachibana
    Isn't this... a spoiler?
[12:43] Tachibana
    Are you feeling better?
[12:44] Jinguuji
    Impossibly good.
[12:46] Tachibana
    Shen really was skilled, huh?
[12:49] Jinguuji
    From now on, if we feel even a little tired,
[12:52] ---
    let's make sure to take a break.
[12:55] Tachibana
    Tired, huh?
[12:57] Tachibana
    I've never seen this guy even catch a cold.
[13:01] Tachibana
    I guess it shows how much of
    a burden I'm putting on him.
[13:04] Tachibana
    At the very least, I need to
    be able to protect myself.
[13:07] Jinguuji
    I can see it.
[13:13] Tachibana
    So that's the royal capital, huh?
[13:15] Jinguuji
    It looks like there's an inspection.
[13:16] Shen
    It's because there was a war not long ago.
[13:19] Tachibana
    Whoa! That scared me!
[13:21] Jinguuji
    I told you. Not closer than ten meters.
[13:23] Shen
    I thought you might have some trouble.
[13:25] Tachibana
    You mean we can't get in?
[13:27] Shen
    I don't know.
[13:29] Shen
    I would be able to guide you in,
[13:32] Shen
    but in return, I'd like to show
    you around the capital and things.
[13:39] Shen
    Welcome to the royal capital, Ishurna.
[13:41] Tachibana
    Wow, the houses are made of stone!
[13:45] Shen
    I can guide you anywhere.
[13:47] Jinguuji
    Are there any temples?
[13:49] Shen
    Well, the temple of the
    goddess of love and beauty...
[13:52] Shen
    is over there.
[13:54] Tachibana
    Why a temple?
SIGN    munch munch munch munch
[13:55] Jinguuji
    If we can find the prophecy of the goddess,
[13:58] Jinguuji
    we might be able to find out a
    little regarding the Demon Lord.
[14:01] Tachibana
    I see.
[14:02] priestess
    Welcome to the temple of the
    goddess of love and beauty.
[14:06] Tachibana
    Whoa, she's beautiful.
[14:07] Jinguuji
    How can this be?!
    She's perfectly respectable!
[14:09] Jinguuji
    Clean, tidy, polite.
[14:11] Jinguuji
    Not a single issue with her deportment!
[14:13] Jinguuji
    This is a temple for the worship
    of that crappy goddess!
[14:16] Jinguuji
    I had an image in my head of some
    kind of nighttime pool event, but...
[14:21] Tachibana
    You have a powerful imagination.
[14:24] priestess
    Oh! Oh, my, my, my!
[14:27] priestess
    Might you possibly be
    hoping to join our faith?
[14:30] Tachibana
    Oh, she smells so nice!
[14:32] priestess
    I can tell with just one look!
[14:34] priestess
    You are perfectly suited
    to serving our goddess!
[14:38] priestess
    Please, come right this way.
[14:40] Tachibana
    I-Is this okay?
[14:42] Jinguuji
    For now, we need to think
    about getting inside.
[14:44] Tachibana
    I do have one more person accompanying me.
[14:46] Shen
    Don't trouble yourself about me.
[14:51] Tachibana
    This place is beautiful.
[14:54] priestess
    Our goddess rules over love and beauty.
[14:57] priestess
    The temple must always be kept beautiful.
[15:01] priestess
    And the same goes for us, her believers.
[15:06] priestess
    First, you will change into
    the garb of our order.
[15:08] Tachibana
    Oh! I like that! Garb!
[15:17] Tachibana
    No, um... Miss?
[15:20] priestess
    Yes?
[15:21] Tachibana
    This isn't clothing so much as underwear...
[15:24] priestess
    It is the garb of our order.
[15:25] Tachibana
    Actually, it's sort of just cloth, isn't it?
[15:27] priestess
    It is the garb of our order.
[15:29] Tachibana
    But this...
[15:30] priestess
    That is our official dress.
[15:33] priestess
    Only those wearing it are permitted
     to enter our place of worship.
[15:36] Tachibana
    U-Um...
[15:38] priestess
    Please call for me once you've changed.
[15:42] Tachibana
    I-I...
[15:45] Tachibana
    Do I have to wear this even though it feels
    like I'll lose something by doing it?
[15:48] Jinguuji
    Tachibana.
[15:49] Jinguuji
    You know what our objective
    in coming here is, right?
[15:52] Tachibana
    To gather information.
[15:53] Jinguuji
    That's right.
[15:54] Tachibana
    You can't be...
[15:56] Jinguuji
    Steel your nerve.
[15:57] Jinguuji
    I already have.
[15:59] Tachibana
    You're kidding me!
[16:01] Tachibana
    This thing... All kinds of things
    are gonna pop out! And you're...
[16:12] Jinguuji
    Are you done, Tachibana?
[16:15] Jinguuji
    I'm coming out.
[16:17] Tachibana
    Yeah.
SIGN    punch punch punch
[16:22] Tachibana
    Why aren't you wearing it?!
[16:24] Jinguuji
    I'm wearing it under my suit!
[16:26] ---
    Why aren't you wearing any clothes?
[16:28] Tachibana
    What? Did you trick me?!
[16:30] Tachibana
    You think it's okay to do
    that just to humiliate me?!
[16:33] Tachibana
    Just to see me in this micro-swimsuit?!
[16:35] Jinguuji
    Don't make me out to be the bad guy!
[16:37] Jinguuji
    The priestess was wearing
    clothes, wasn't she?!
[16:41] Tachibana
    Now that you mention it...
[16:43] priestess
    Have you finished changing?
[16:46] priestess
    Oh, it suits you very well!
[16:48] priestess
    And the gentleman...
[16:50] Jinguuji
    I'm still a little reluctant
    to show so much skin.
[16:53] priestess
    Are you wearing it underneath?
[16:55] priestess
    Well, as you're only observing
    today, that should be fine.
[16:58] Tachibana
    That's fine?
[17:00] Tachibana
    Then I'd like something to drape over me!
[17:03] priestess
    In that case, take my robe.
[17:04] Tachibana
    Huh?
[17:05] priestess
    Will it do?
SIGN    Eek
[17:09] Tachibana
    Sh-Showing that much skin to someone
    you've just met is wrong, isn't it?
[17:14] priestess
    I understand. I was surprised
    when I first saw as well.
[17:18] priestess
    It's quite all right! I am sure one day
    that feeling will turn to joy!
[17:22] Tachibana
    How is that all right?!
[17:24] priestess
    Now, let us go.
[17:27] priestess
    It is a sacred space,
     so please, no carelessness.
[17:44] priestess
    This is our place of worship.
[17:47] priestess
    What do you think?
[17:48] priestess
    Isn't it a splendidly holy sight?
[17:52] priestess
    It's as though the deities have
    come to play in the water.
[17:57] Jinguuji
    Tachibana. Would you mind...
[17:59] Jinguuji
    if I made this building cease to exist?
[18:02] Tachibana
    Calm down. It's actually just
    like you imagined, right?
[18:05] Tachibana
    A pool at night filled with
    revelers enjoying themselves.
[18:08] Jinguuji
    It's like it's saying that my thoughts
    are on the same level as that goddess,
[18:11] ---
    which infuriates me to
    the depths of my heart.
[18:14] Jinguuji
    I want to make it as though it
    never existed. I will do it!
[18:16] Tachibana
    But it won't disappear from my memories.
[18:19] priestess
    Well then, let's bring you into our faith.
[18:22] Jinguuji
    Into the faith? But we only
    meant to observe today.
[18:25] priestess
    Don't worry. Just leave everything to me.
[18:29] priestess
    You are exceptional.
[18:31] ---
    In this world, you could
    reach the highest heights.
[18:33] Tachibana
    Huh? Um, Miss...
[18:36] priestess
    So, please take off your clothes.
[18:38] Tachibana
    But earlier you said I didn't need to.
[18:41] priestess
    If you try it once, it will become addictive!
[18:43] priestess
    Now, take it off. Let's take it off!
[18:47] priestess
    Take it off!
[18:48] Tachibana
    No! Stop it!
[18:52] Tachibana
    I feel like something important's
    been stolen from me.
[18:57] priestess
    First, you must make the
    most of what you have!
[19:00] priestess
    You must show even more of your lovely skin!
[19:03] priestess
    What's this? Why is that on your body?
[19:07] Tachibana
    Huh?
[19:08] priestess
    You... How could this be?
[19:11] Tachibana
    Is there something wrong with my body?
[19:13] priestess
    The mark of our gracious
    goddess is on your body?
[19:17] Tachibana
    Oh, now that you mention it...
[19:19] believer 1
    How wicked!
[19:21] believer 2
    That isn't something
    you can do as a joke!
[19:23] Tachibana
    A-And what happens if you've
    got this on your body?
[19:27] priestess
    After a proper judgment, a whipping at best.
SIGN    roooooar
[19:31] priestess
    At worst, you'll be sent to a prison island.
[19:34] Tachibana
    I heard a scary word in there.
[19:36] believer 3
    With such a criminal in here,
    the air will be tainted!
[19:39] believer 4
    Hurry up and throw her out!
[19:43] Jinguuji
    Don't touch her.
[19:44] believer 5
    Ow, ow, ow!
[19:50] Jinguuji
    Listen, believers!
[19:51] Jinguuji
    We did not want for this stupid seal
    to be carved into her body!
[19:54] Jinguuji
    We didn't want it at all,
    but we had no choice!
[19:57] priestess
    Stupid seal?
[19:59] Jinguuji
    That crappy goddess's seal!
    Naturally, we'd refuse something like that!
[20:03] priestess
    C-Crappy goddess?
[20:06] Jinguuji
    The moment I was handed these swim briefs,
    I should've knocked this temple down!
[20:10] Tachibana
    You weren't wearing them?!
[20:11] Jinguuji
    Why would I wear them?!
[20:13] priestess
    Everyone, take up your weapons.
[20:16] believers
    Yeah!
[20:17] believer 5
    They shall receive regrets and
    our goddess's love in spades!
[20:21] Tachibana
    Their hate has gone from me to Jinguuji?
[20:23] Tachibana
    You know if you live that way,
    you'll shorten your lifespan.
[20:27] Jinguuji
    It's more tiring trying
    to be considerate of you.
[20:30] Jinguuji
    And...
[20:31] Jinguuji
    this is the kind of development I like.
[20:34] Tachibana
    Is it?
[20:38] Tachibana
    Wh-What's that?
[20:40] Jinguuji
    Impressive. Magic, is it?
[20:42] believer 5
    That magic is meant for the
    conversion of heathens!
[20:45] believer 5
    It won't come off until you declare love
    for our goddess with a true heart!
[20:48] Jinguuji
    What?!
[20:49] Tachibana
    Magic that seems designed for
    Jinguuji right off the bat?!
[20:53] Tachibana
    Doesn't this world protect
    freedom of religion?
[20:56] Jinguuji
    As I thought, the religions of
    this medieval world are worthless.
[21:00] believer 5
    Until you learn to respect for our goddess,
     we will continue your correction!
[21:06] Tachibana
    It's like a lynch mob!
[21:09] Jinguuji
    That will never sprout.
[21:11] Tachibana
    They didn't get to the lynching bit.
[21:13] believer 5
    How... My chains...
[21:16] Jinguuji
    They weren't strong enough to be chains.
[21:18] believer 5
    It can't be...
[21:20] priestess
    I will not allow this outrage to continue!
[21:22] priestess
    O Goddess, in your exalted seat,
    master of the long ears...
[21:26] believers
    Priestess!
[21:28] Jinguuji
    Come on! If you think you can
    fire at me, go ahead and fire!
[21:31] Tachibana
    You seem like you're having fun.
[21:33] Jinguuji
    We did not come here to
    spill blood unnecessarily.
[21:40] Jinguuji
    We wish to inspect the prophecy.
[21:44] priestess
    The prophecy?
[21:46] believer
    What would a heathen want with that?
[21:48] Mouria
    Because these honored people
[21:50] Mouria
    are heroes summoned here by the goddess.
[21:55] priestess
    You are...
[21:57] Mouria
    Hear me, believers!
[21:59] Mouria
    Interfering with them is forbidden!
[22:01] Mouria
    This is a royal command!
SIGN    with
[23:35] priestess
    Believers.
[23:37] priestess
    We shall not turn our backs on the teachings
    of the goddess of love and beauty.
[23:40] ---
    We will bare our bodies—
[23:42] Jinguuji
    That crappy goddess!
SIGN    Episode 9
    
    Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Beautiful Girl
[23:43] ---
    As I thought, she teaches nothing worthwhile!
[23:45] priestess
    You! You have appeared once more!