E4 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Dark Swordsman

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SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout
[01:34] Tachibana
    I just seriously can't get revved up...
[01:37] Jinguuji
    Get yourself into a better mood, Tachibana.
[01:39] Tachibana
    I mean, it looks like
    I leveled up, right?
[01:42] Tachibana
    But my numbers haven't changed at all.
[01:45] Jinguuji
    Look more carefully, Tachibana.
SIGN    Strength: 1 Speed: 1 Intelligence: 30 Luck: 83
[01:46] Jinguuji
    Your luck has increased by three.
[01:48] Tachibana
    Luck?
[01:50] Tachibana
    This isn't any different from real life!
[01:52] Tachibana
    Even in this world,
    I can never attain my dreams!
[01:57] Jinguuji
    Come now. Look up.
    It's starting to come into view.
[02:01] Tachibana
    Huh?
[02:02] Tachibana
    Whoa! It's a town!
[02:06] Tachibana
    What're you dawdling for? Let's go, Jinguuji!
[02:09] Jinguuji
    The fluctuations in your
    mood are really extreme.
SIGN    Episode 4 .
SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy .
    Knockout and a Dark Swordsman .
[02:20] Tachibana
    It sort of has the feel of a
    marketplace in Eastern Europe.
[02:24] Tachibana
    I really like this kind of thing.
[02:27] Tachibana
    And yet...
[02:29] Tachibana
    Why must I be wear this
    thing to enter the town?
[02:34] Jinguuji
    To prevent a pandemic.
[02:36] Jinguuji
    Just put up with it.
[02:37] Tachibana
    You're treating me like some
    kind of zombie or disease!
[02:40] Tachibana
    And it's making me stand out.
[02:42] Tachibana
    I really hate this world.
[02:45] Jinguuji
    Excuse me. Will you buy this from me?
[02:50] Tachibana
    I want to return to the modern age.
[02:52] Tachibana
    I wanna eat ramen.
[02:55] Jinguuji
    Here.
[02:55] Tachibana
    Oh, thanks.
[02:57] Jinguuji
    The guardian deity's pelt
    earned us ten silver pieces.
[03:01] Tachibana
    Well, I guess it wouldn't sell for very much.
[03:03] Jinguuji
    If it hadn't had a hole in the chest,
    it would have been double that.
[03:06] Jinguuji
    I'll have to think about the
    killing method for next time.
[03:08] Tachibana
    Thanks for the food!
[03:11] Jinguuji
    You know...
[03:13] Jinguuji
    Couldn't you just always
    wear that thing from now on?
[03:15] Tachibana
    No way!
[03:16] Tachibana
    Hey, Jinguuji!
[03:18] Jinguuji
    What is it?
[03:19] Tachibana
    Isn't this super cool?
[03:22] Tachibana
    Let's buy it!
[03:23] Jinguuji
    And who would use it?
[03:25] Tachibana
    Wait! It's a weapons shop! Let's go!
[03:28] Tachibana
    If I'm gonna cut down all the
    things, I need a blade, right?
[03:31] Jinguuji
    A blade?
[03:32] Jinguuji
    I gave you a birthday present
    to encourage you to cook more,
[03:36] Jinguuji
    and it has lain unused in the
    depths of your kitchen...
[03:40] Jinguuji
    a Damascus steel kitchen knife.
[03:42] Tachibana
    Uh-oh. This topic was a land mine...
[03:44] Tachibana
    I'm sorry about the knife!
[03:46] Tachibana
    But that aside, you need a sword
    in a fantasy world, right?
[03:52] Jinguuji
    You really are stubborn.
[03:54] Jinguuji
    Well, I did want a knife other
    than the kitchen knife.
[03:57] Tachibana
    Yay!
[04:00] Tachibana
    Whoa, this is awesome!
[04:03] Tachibana
    They're real swords!
[04:05] Jinguuji
    Do you have whetstones and knives?
[04:06] shopkeeper
    For what purpose?
[04:07] Tachibana
    Hey, now! It's not fair that all
    the shopping's for you, is it?
[04:11] Jinguuji
    That's true.
[04:13] Jinguuji
    If there's anything you need, tell me.
[04:16] Tachibana
    This!
[04:17] Jinguuji
    If there's anything you need, tell me.
[04:19] Tachibana
    Huh? Are you glitching?
    I just said I want this.
[04:22] Jinguuji
    I'll be using the knife for hunting,
    and I'd like a whetstone to sharpen it.
[04:27] Tachibana
    Jinguuji.
[04:30] Tachibana
    Buy this for me?
[04:32] Tachibana
    Ow!
[04:34] Tachibana
    What was that for?!
[04:35] Jinguuji
    It's your fault for getting cocky.
[04:37] Jinguuji
    What you just did is exactly the
    type of action I hate the most.
[04:42] Tachibana
    I'm sorry.
[04:44] Jinguuji
    As long as you understand.
[04:46] Tachibana
    Gloom...
[04:47] Jinguuji
    That was close!
[04:48] Jinguuji
    I nearly bought the sword!
SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty
[04:50] Jinguuji
    "Unparalleled Beauty."
[04:52] Jinguuji
    Her physical appearance is affecting
    her inner self as well...
[04:55] Jinguuji
    I must exercise restraint so she
    doesn't head in a bad direction.
[04:59] shopkeeper
    Are you traveling incognito?
[05:01] Jinguuji
    Incognito?
[05:02] shopkeeper
    It's obvious she's hiding her face...
[05:04] shopkeeper
    and that actually makes her stand
    out more, so I thought I'd ask.
[05:07] Jinguuji
    So you think so, too?
[05:09] shopkeeper
    I just happen to have the
    perfect thing on hand.
[05:11] ---
    I wonder if you'd be interested.
[05:14] shopkeeper
    It's a hair ornament that has been
    enchanted to turn people's eyes away.
[05:18] Jinguuji
    Really?
[05:18] shopkeeper
    I'll let you have it for cheap.
[05:21] Jinguuji
    How much?
[05:22] shopkeeper
    Three hundred gold coins. What do you think?
[05:26] Jinguuji
    Thank you for the knife and whetstone.
[05:27] shopkeeper; background
    Huh? What... What?
[05:29] shopkeeper
    Hey, wait!
[05:30] Jinguuji
    To think it would cost nearly all the
    gold coins the villagers gave us...
[05:34] Tachibana
    Say, I was thinking...
[05:36] Tachibana
    Wouldn't this be the time for
    me to use this face of mine?
[05:39] Tachibana
    To haggle down the price.
[05:41] Jinguuji
    Well, I'm sure you could, but...
[05:43] Jinguuji
    When I think that we might drive
    the shopkeeper to bankruptcy—
[05:47] Tachibana
    Hey, mister! Mister!
[05:49] Tachibana
    Do you think you could make
    it just a little cheaper?
[05:52] shopkeeper
    Then shall I give you my entire shop?
[05:54] Tachibana
    It worked way too well.
[05:56] Jinguuji
    I told you!
[05:57] shopkeeper
    This is the deed to my shop.
[05:58] Tachibana
    I don't really need it.
[06:00] shopkeeper
    Is there something else you want?
     Weapons? Or perhaps money?
[06:03] shopkeeper
    What must I give you so
    that you will marry me?!
[06:06] Tachibana
    I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
[06:08] Jinguuji
    Shopkeeper, I'm sorry, but if
    you'd forget this conversation...
[06:20] Jinguuji
    Shopkeeper.
[06:21] shopkeeper
    What was I doing just now?
[06:23] Jinguuji
    That hair ornament earlier...
[06:25] Jinguuji
    Would you still sell it to me?
[06:26] shopkeeper
    Oh! Thanks for your business!
[06:28] man A
    Who was that beauty just now?
[06:31] man B
    It was like seeing a dream...
[06:33] man D
    I'd gladly worship a goddess like her!
[06:37] Jinguuji
    I ended up buying it.
[06:39] Jinguuji
    No, but... it would be a problem
    if she can't go outside.
[06:43] Jinguuji
    This is sort of a last resort...
[06:50] Schwartz
    A suit?
[06:59] Tachibana
    Say, Jinguuji.
[07:00] Tachibana
    I've just realized something.
[07:03] Tachibana
    You can make this door appear
    and disappear at will, right?
[07:06] Jinguuji
    Huh? Yes, I can.
[07:08] Tachibana
    So if I stay inside, and you travel alone...
[07:11] Tachibana
    then there's no need for
    me to walk, is there?
[07:14] Jinguuji
    Tachibana...
[07:16] Jinguuji
    I know you're not the kind of person
    who'd make me work while you rest.
[07:20] Tachibana
    So you'd already figured this out, right?!
[07:22] Tachibana
    If one of us can take it easy,
[07:24] Tahcibana
    there's no point in both of us
    exhausting ourselves, is there?
[07:28] Jinguuji
    Then, let's suppose that
    I do travel by myself.
[07:32] Jinguuji
    I'd make the door disappear,
     and you'd be in there all alone.
[07:36] Tachibana
    Y-Yeah.
[07:37] Jinguuji
    If I die while the door is gone,
     what will happen to you?
[07:41] Tachibana
    Th-Then just leave the door out like this.
[07:44] Jinguuji
    If someone enters, will you be
    able to deal with them alone?
[07:47] Tachibana
    I-If we lock it...
[07:49] Jinguuji
    There's magic in this world. Do you
    really think a lock will matter?
[07:53] Tachibana
    But... When I go out, I cause
    problems for all kinds of people...
[07:59] Jinguuji
    And thus... this.
[08:05] Tachibana
    N-No one's looking at me!
[08:09] Tachibana
    This is awesome!
[08:10] Jinguuji
    Don't get too excited.
[08:12] Jinguuji
    It only directs eyes away from you.
[08:14] Jinguuji
    If you get too worked up,
    it may become less effective.
[08:16] Tachibana
    Thank you, Jinguuji!
[08:18] Tachibana
    With this, I'm free of the paper bag!
[08:30] Tachibana
    But this guy stands out
    a lot in his own way, too.
[08:34] Tachibana
    He's got refined features, and on
    top of that, he's wearing a suit.
[08:37] Tachibana
    Wouldn't it be better for
    him to change his clothes?
[08:41] Tachibana
    What? Are you smiling because
    you're so incredibly popular?
[08:45] Jinguuji
    No. I'm sure you've noticed as well,
[08:47] Jinguuji
    but someone emitting tremendous
     bloodlust is following us.
[08:51] Tachibana
    I totally didn't notice at all!
[08:53] Tachibana
    But why are you smiling? You're scary.
[08:56] Jinguuji
    The way they conceal their
    presence is just so unskilled.
[08:59] Jinguuji
    Huh? You mean you can't feel
    this aura of bloodlust?
[09:02] Tachibana
    Normal people can't sense that.
[09:04] Tachibana
    Who do you think you are,
    anyway? What are you?
[09:07] Jinguuji
    Hey! I know you're following us!
[09:09] Jinguuji
    How about you show yourselves?!
[09:10] Chuck
    Blast you, showing off your
    flirting in the middle of town.
[09:17] Chuck
    Do you have any idea how tough
    we had it after that?
[09:22] Tachibana
    Who are they?
[09:23] Jinguuji
    You know. Those bandits from the village.
[09:25] Chuck
    I knew you wouldn't remember us, but...
[09:29] Chuck
    I figured if we waited at the nearest town,
     we'd run into you eventually.
[09:34] Chuck
    After the fire was set,
    everyone got out all right,
[09:37] Chuck
    but the flames moved so fast,
    we ended up scattered all over!
[09:41] Chuck
    And my hair ended up frizzy all over!
[09:43] Tachibana
    You put together some
    good rhymes for a bandit.
[09:48] Chuck
    Let's do this, big bro.
[09:50] Jason
    Yes.
[09:51] Jason
    You are as lovely as ever.
[09:53] Jason
    I feel I may fall in love with you.
[09:54] Chuck
    Big bro! That's something only a guy
    who's already in love would say!
[09:59] Chuck
    Don't look at her face!
[10:00] Tachibana
    Is this a comedy skit?
[10:01] Jinguuji
    So once they're aware of you,
     they can be charmed.
[10:04] Chuck
    Kill the one with the glasses,
    and sell the woman to the nobles!
[10:07] Chuck
    Die for the sake of our happiness!
[10:10] Jinguuji
    This development gives me a sense of déjà vu.
[10:20] Schwartz
    Pleased to meet you, suit-wearing person.
[10:24] Schwartz
    May I assume that you are also a hero?
[10:28] Tachibana
    A hero?
[10:31] Jinguuji
    Since you know what a suit is,
[10:33] ---
    does that mean that you've come
    from the same world as us?
[10:36] Schawrtz
    Perhaps.
[10:37] Jinguuji
    May I ask your name?
[10:41] Schwartz
    Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
[10:45] Schwartz
    I will become a hero in this world!
[10:52] Tachibana
    Sorry. Your name's so long I can't
    remember it. Could you say it again?
SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
SIGN    Huh?
[10:58] Schwartz
    Huh?
[11:06] Schwartz
    Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
[11:10] Schwartz
    I have been summoned
    to this world as a hero!
[11:13] Tachibana
    Why'd he put on and take off his cloak again?
[11:16] Jinguuji
    Are you Japanese?
[11:17] Schwartz
    Yes.
[11:18] Jinguuji
    Then, what was your name in Japan?
[11:20] Schwartz
    I left that behind in that other world.
[11:23] Schwartz
    I am now Schwartz von
    Lichtenstein Lohengramm!
[11:28] Schwartz
    I have been summoned
    to this world as a hero!
[11:34] Tachibana
    Well, okay then.
[11:35] Schwartz
    Wait, wait, wait!
[11:37] Schwartz
    I went to all the trouble
    of reaching out to you!
[11:40] ---
    What's with the cold shoulder?
[11:42] Jinguuji
    Do you have some other business with us?
[11:44] Jinguuji
    We don't have any with you.
[11:46] Schwartz
    Ow, ow, ow!
[11:47] Tachibana
    Now, now, Jinguuji. Let's at least
    listen to what he has to say.
[11:51] Tachibana
    For some reason, I can't
    stand seeing him like that.
[11:54] Jinguuji
    Well, if you say so...
[11:58] Jinguuji
    But he introduced himself
     with a false name.
[12:02] Jinguuji
    We should be careful not to divulge
    too much information.
[12:06] Jinguuji
    If it seems too difficult, throw in
    fake details from time to time.
[12:08] Tachibana
    But that wasn't a false name so
    much as... I guess it's fine.
[12:13] Jinguuji
    Schwartz von Lichtenstein
    Lohengramm-kun. Is that right?
[12:17] Schwartz
    Yes. Please call me Schwartz.
[12:19] Tachibana
    I'm amazed you remembered it.
[12:21] Jinguuji
    I'm Watanabe. She's Audrey.
[12:25] Tachibana
    Nice to meet you.
[12:26] Schwartz
    Audrey-san, are you from this world?
[12:29] Tachibana
    Huh? No, I'm...
[12:33] Tachibana
    How should I put it...
[12:40] Schwartz
    Oh, I'm so sorry for staring
    at your face like that.
[12:43] Jinguuji
    Wow! To be able to extricate yourself
    from that state on your own...
[12:46] Jinguuji
    You certainly aren't an average person.
[12:48] Tachibana
    Is that the standard we should
    be using to judge him?
[12:51] Schwartz
    Um, may I ask...
[12:53] Jinguuji; Tachibana
    Huh?
[12:54] Schwartz
    Are the two of you... a couple?
[13:04] Schwartz
    What's this?
[13:05] Schwartz
    Did I ask something weird?
[13:07] Schwartz
    Oh, I see...
[13:08] Schwartz
    She's obviously much younger than him.
[13:11] ---
    They seem more like father and
    daughter than a couple.
[13:14] Tachibana
    W-We are. The two of us.
[13:19] Jinguuji
    What?
[13:20] Tachibana
    Huh? We are, aren't we?
[13:21] Tachibana
    We're a couple, right?
[13:23] Jinguuji
    What's this all of a sudden?
[13:24] Tachibana
    No! We swore our love that
    night! Have you forgotten?
[13:28] Jinguuji
    I have no recollection of that!
[13:29] Tachibana
    Don't deny it! You're the one
    who said to mix in fake details!
[13:32] Jinguuji
    Idiot! Who says that out loud?!
[13:34] Tachibana
    I mean, no matter how you look at it,
    pretending like that seems natural!
[13:37] Jinguuji
    I'd hate that!
[13:38] Jinguuji
    You are the one person I don't want people
    thinking I'm in a relationship with!
[13:41] Tachibana
    Don't say "hate"! You'll hurt my feelings!
[13:44] Jinguuji
    Y-You'd feel hurt? Why?
[13:47] Tachibana
    Huh? Um, well...
[13:49] Tachibana
    I didn't mean anything
    weird when I said it...
[13:54] Schwartz
    Th-This... It can't be...
[13:57] Schwartz
    The man is looking after
    her like a father might,
[14:00] Schwartz
    but the daughter has developed romantic
    feelings for him?! Is it that trope?!
[14:05] Schwartz
    I've seen it in light novels...
[14:07] Schwartz
    These two must have overcome
    so many obstacles together.
[14:11] Schwartz
    They've lost their homelands...
    Their parents have died...
[14:13] Schwartz
    Now, their lives are saved and their
    frozen hearts have begun to melt.
[14:17] Schwartz
    And then...
[14:19] Schwartz
    Huh? But in that case...
[14:21] Schwartz
    I don't know why Watanabe-san
    would deny his romantic feelings.
[14:26] Schwartz
    Could it be...
[14:27] Schwartz
    Have you left a fiancée
    behind in the other world?
[14:31] Schwartz
    It's possible!
[14:32] Schwartz
    An office worker who seems this capable...
[14:34] ---
    There's no way he doesn't have a girlfriend!
[14:37] Schwartz
    I just know that Watanabe-san will disappear
    without a word once their journey is over!
[14:41] Schwartz
    And when she realizes that...
[14:45] Schwartz
    Audrey-san is the one who will be hurt!
[14:50] Schwartz
    In that case, there is only one course
    of action I can take for her sake.
[14:55] Schwartz
    Father...
[14:56] Jinguuji; Tachibana
    Huh?
[14:59] Jinguuji
    No, I'm not—
[15:00] Schwartz
    No, I understand everything.
    And now knowing, allow me to call you...
[15:04] Schwartz
    Father!
SIGN    Father-in-law
[15:06] Jinguuji
    No, you really don't understand anything.
[15:08] Schwartz
    I believe that those unrelated by blood can
    still have good parent-child relationships.
[15:14] Jinguuji
    I agree with you on that point,
    but why would you mention it now?
[15:18] Schwartz
    And, Father, I know that this
    is what you must be thinking...
[15:21] Schwartz
    "Can a man who is weaker than
    me protect my daughter?"
[15:25] Jinguuji
    You've been charmed, haven't you?
[15:28] Schwartz
    I have finally found an opponent
    worthy of my drawing this sword.
[15:33] Schwartz
    I challenge you, Watanabe-san!
[15:36] Schwartz
    I will surpass you and take
    Audrey-san for my own!
[15:40] Tachibana
    Who's Audrey?
[15:42] Jinguuji
    You are.
[15:43] Schwartz
    Cry out, my holy sword, Gram!
[15:46] Jinguuji
    Gram? Like the magic
    sword in Norse mythology?
[15:49] Jinguuji
    I thought there were stories that it
    cursed its wielder to death, but...
[15:53] Jinguuji
    did he say it was a holy sword?
[15:54] Tachibana
    Just accept it for what it is.
[15:56] Tachibana
    That's the holy sword, Gram.
    If he says it is, then it is.
[16:10] Tachibana
    Whoa!
[16:12] Tachibana
    What is with that sword?! It's insanely sharp!
[16:15] Jinguuji
    Yes. It's slightly off-putting.
[16:17] Tachibana
    And if we hadn't dodged, our heads
    would have flown off, wouldn't they?
[16:20] Jinguuji
    It seems our opponent is serious.
[16:24] Schwartz
    So you can dodge that?
[16:26] Schwartz
    I'd expect no less from you, Father.
[16:28] Tachibana
    He's got some nerve saying that when
    he came gunning to kill the newbies!
[16:32] Schwartz
    That was close!
[16:34] Schwartz
    I've never used it before and that cutting
    power... I've broken out in a cold sweat!
[16:38] Schwartz
    I almost cut Audrey-san in half!
[16:40] Schwartz
    I never imagined it was
    something of this caliber.
[16:42] Schwartz
    At this rate, I'll destroy the whole town.
[16:45] Schwartz
    Isn't there any way I can avoid a
    fight and still convince Father?
[16:53] Schwartz
    I can't hold myself back.
[16:54] Schwartz
    It's been so long since I've felt this excited.
    My powers of darkness are spilling over.
[16:59] Schwartz
    I suppose I should go ahead...
[17:02] Schwartz
    and get serious.
[17:03] Schwartz
    I'll make them think I've got
    more than this and threaten them!
[17:06] Schwartz
    But this is all I've got! Please buy into it!
[17:08] Schwartz
    I'm begging you! Buy into it!
[17:10] Tachibana
    You mean that wasn't you being serious?!
[17:13] Schwartz
    There it is!
[17:14] Schwartz
    Thank you, Audrey-san! I love you.
[17:16] Schwartz
    That wasn't serious at all.
[17:18] Jinguuji
    It's all right. Come. Show
    me what serious looks like.
[17:24] Schwartz
    There's no going back now. I have to do it!
[17:27] Schwartz
    Here I come!
[17:28] Schwartz
    Prepare yourself, Father!
[17:31] Schwartz
    This is my single serious blow!
    Please receive it now!
[17:34] Lucius
    Oh, don't give me, "please receive it."
[17:37] Lucius
    All right, I've apprehended the suspect!
[17:39] Lucius
    And arrest the two stuck in the ground, too.
[17:42] Schwartz
    Huh? Who're you?
     What's this? What is this?
[17:44] Lucius
    We are the neighborhood watch for
    this town in the Mercs territory.
[17:48] Lucius
    I am arresting you under suspicion
    of the destruction of buildings.
[17:52] Schwartz
    Huh?
[17:53] Tachibana
    Oh, he's running.
[18:00] Schwartz
    No!
[18:01] Schwartz
    This isn't the way I thought being
    reincarnated into another world would go!
[18:05] Lucius
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[18:06] Jinguuji
    No, I only did what was right.
[18:11] Jinguuji
    Well, then...
[18:14] Jinguuji
    Is there something else?
[18:15] Lucius
    You two are important witnesses.
[18:17] Lucius
    Can I ask you to voluntarily
    accompany me to our command post?
[18:21] Jinguuji
    We'll go.
[18:23] Schwartz
    I'm telling you!
[18:25] Schwartz
    I am a hero who's been summoned
    here to save this world!
[18:29] Lucius
    Now look, do you have any idea
    how many we've had this year?
[18:32] Lucius
    And this is a false name, isn't it?
[18:34] Schwartz
    I-It's not a false name.
    It's my soul name.
[18:38] Lucius
    And it's that part of you
    that's causing these problems.
[18:40] Lucius
    Heroes and such are nothing
    more than rumors anyway.
[18:44] Jinguuji
    Rumors?
[18:45] Lucius
    Yes. Rumors about oracles saying things like,
    the lord of evil will rise again,
[18:49] Lucius
    and that goddesses will call forth
    heroes to strike down evil.
[18:54] Tachibana
    "Lord of evil"?
[18:55] Jinguuji
    Goddesses? There's more like that one?
[18:58] Schwartz
    But I'm the real thing!
[19:00] Schwartz
    Please believe me!
[19:02] Lucius
    Then can you prove that you're a hero?
[19:05] Schwartz
    Proof? Then...
[19:08] Schwartz
    How's this?
[19:09] Lucius
    What is it?
[19:10] Schwartz
    This is the proof which the
    goddess has bestowed upon me!
[19:14] Schwartz
    Or something like that, apparently.
[19:19] Lucius
    Indeed, it does seem to the the seal
    of the goddess of night, but...
[19:23] Schwartz
    What do you think of that?
[19:24] Schwartz
    This should prove that I am a hero
    summoned here by a goddess!
[19:29] Lucius
    Which means that this is...
[19:30] Lucius
    a crime of perjury!
[19:33] Lucius
    To add crime upon crime... You poor fool.
[19:36] Lucius
    Wearing the seal of a goddess
    is forbidden under the covenant.
[19:39] Schwartz
    No, but this is the real thing!
[19:42] Tachibana
    So the goddesses have seals, huh?
[19:45] Tachibana
    Do you think I've got one on me, too?
[19:47] Jinguuji
    From what I can see, it doesn't seem so.
[19:49] Tachibana
    And when I took a bath, I didn't see
    anything that looked like it might be that.
[19:53] Tachibana
    Then, maybe a place I usually wouldn't see...
[19:57] Tachibana
    What about on my back?
[20:00] Tachibana
    Can you see anything?
[20:02] Tachibana
    Huh? Is it there, or is it not?
[20:05] Tachibana
    Then, my underarms? Or maybe my butt?
[20:07] Tachibana
    I don't like this...
[20:10] Tachibana
    What's wrong?!
[20:11] Jinguuji
    S-Sorry!
[20:13] Jinguuji
    I tried to hold back an oncoming nosebleed,
    and it came out of my mouth instead.
[20:16] Tachibana
    Is it even possible to hold back a nosebleed?
[20:18] Schwartz
    What should I do? What can
    I do so that you'll believe me?!
[20:18] Tachibana
    Tap, tap, tap, tap...
[20:22] Lucius
    Stop pulling at me!
[20:23] Hagler
    It's quite lively in here today.
[20:26] Lucius
    My Lord.
[20:27] Jinguuji
    Lord?
[20:28] Lucius
    To what do I owe the honor?
[20:30] Hagler
    Well, I'd heard there was someone strong enough
     to cut down a building with a single strike.
[20:36] Hagler
    Are you the person in question?
[20:38] Hagler
    His treatment seems harsh for the
    amount of damage he's caused.
[20:42] Hagler
    Come now, Lucius.
    No one was hurt, after all.
[20:46] Schwartz
    No one was hurt? What a relief!
[20:49] Lucius
    Lack of casualties aside, there is
    no defense on the matter of the seal.
[20:53] Lucius
    Trying to pass himself off as a
    priest... In short, it's perjury.
[20:56] Schwartz
    What?
[20:58] Hagler
    I see...
[20:59] Hagler
    But, in the case that the
    seal is authentic, then...
[21:03] Hagler
    It means that this man simply
    needs to prove that he's a hero.
[21:07] Lucius
    How would he do that?
[21:08] Hagler
    Well, let's see... A hero who will save the
    world would naturally be very strong.
[21:13] Hagler
    We'll have him show us his
    true abilities as a hero.
[21:16] Hagler
    What do you think?
[21:17] Schwartz
    Let's do it.
[21:19] Hagler
    You replied much too quickly.
[21:21] Hagler
    It's odd for me to say it myself, but
    shouldn't you listen to the details first?
[21:25] Schwartz
    To think that I'd so quickly find an
    opportunity to show my true strength.
[21:29] Hagler
    So you're the type not
    to listen to others, huh?
[21:32] Tachibana
    Jinguuji, is this...
[21:33] Jinguuji
    Yes.
SIGN    Your First Mission?
SIGN    Hey, Tsurusaki.
    I'm hungry. Would you go buy
    me a yakisoba sandwich?
    I'll pay you back later!
SIGN    Will you accept this quest?
SIGN    Yes
    No
[21:34] Jinguuji; Tachibana
    A mission-based quest like you get in games all the time!
[21:38] Tachibana
    So they really exist.
[21:39] Jinguuji
    Yes, it seems they really exist.
[21:42] Hagler
    This place, the Mercs territory, is a distribution hub.
     A lot of goods move through here.
[21:46] Hagler
    Perhaps targeting those goods,
[21:48] Hagler
    robbers often appear along the nearby roads.
[21:55] Hagler
    Subjugate the living armor
    which collects magic items!
[22:00] Hagler
    That is our request of you!
SIGN    with
[23:35] Schwartz
    My name is Schwartz von
    Lichtenstein Lohengramm! I...
[23:36] Jinguuji
    What is he doing?
[23:37] Tachibana
    He said he's practicing saying
    his name in a cool way.
[23:39] Jinguuji
    Taking the stance of putting in the effort,
    no matter what the action. That's admirable.
SIGN    Episode 5
    
    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Armor that Moves
[23:43] Tachibana
    Schwa-kun just grinned.
[23:44] Schwartz
    My name is Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm! I...
[23:45] Tachibana
    Do you think he can hear us?
[23:46] Jinguuji
    He can. There's no question of it.
[23:48] ---