E2 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and Unparalleled Beauty

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SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who
    Reincarnated into a
SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout
[01:30] Tachibana
    Hey, does this door look familiar to you?
[01:34] Jinguuji
    Yes. It looks more than familiar.
SIGN    Tachibana
[01:37] Jinguuji
    It even has a nameplate.
[01:39] Tachibana
    This doesn't fit in here at all!
SIGN    Chapter 2 .
SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a .
    Fantasy Knockout and Unparalleled Beauty .
[01:49] Tachibana
    It really is my place!
[01:50] Tachibana
    Even the garbage I forgot to take
    out is here in perfect detail!
[01:53] Tachibana
    What is with that goddess?!
[01:55] Tachibana
    I seriously don't understand
    what this skill is about.
[02:01] Jinguuji
    Right now, all I'm thinking about
    is seeing you back to your place.
[02:05] Jinguuji
    I see. From what I thought back then...
[02:07] Jinguuji
    The manner in which she
    grants wishes is a little...
[02:10] Jinguuji
    sloppy!
[02:13] Tachibana
    The water and electricity seem to work.
SIGN    No Signal to TV
[02:17] Tachibana
    But I guess the TV doesn't work.
[02:20] Tachibana
    The windows don't open and it's
    pitch black outside, but...
[02:23] Tachibana
    this is a really useful ability!
[02:29] Jinguuji
    Since the norm for men is
    to eat it in one bite,
[02:31] Jinguuji
    she looks just like a hamster.
[02:34] Jinguuji
    At any rate, we won't have trouble finding
    food or a place to sleep for a while.
[02:38] Tachibana
    Huh? Food will be a problem, won't it?
[02:42] Tachibana
    This is all I have in
    the house. All the food.
[02:46] Jinguuji
    The last ones?
[02:47] Tachibana
    The last ones.
[02:50] Jinguuji
    You only have one serving! Why would
    you so thoughtlessly eat it now?
[02:54] Tachibana
    Well, I mean, I was hungry.
[03:01] Jinguuji
    You mean you have nothing set
    aside in case of emergencies?!
[03:03] Tachibana
    Well, I don't eat at home anyway, right?
[03:06] Jinguuji
    What were you planning to do if
    there was a giant earthquake?
[03:09] Tachibana
    If that happened, you'd
    come and save me, right?
[03:15] Tachibana
    It's your fault for being so overprotective!
[03:18] Jinguuji
    Then you should hurry up and
    become independent. You idiot.
[03:23] Jinguuji
    Since we have water,
[03:24] Jinguuji
    we should be able to manage for a week.
[03:27] Jinguuji
    In the worst case, that bear-thing from earlier
    would last us a while if we broke it down for meat.
[03:31] Tachibana
    There's no way I'm ever
    eating something like that.
[03:34] Jinguuji
    You really are spoiled, aren't you?
[03:36] Jinguuji
    Well... none of this changes
     what we must do:
[03:39] Jinguuji
    Gather information and secure food.
[03:42] Jinguuji
    We should move while we're still able.
[03:44] Tachibana
    You mean hiking up the mountain again?
[03:47] Jinguuji
    No, I think that we'll
    be done with that soon.
[03:49] Jinguuji
    Actually, earlier, while we
    were being chased, I saw smoke.
[03:53] Jinguuji
    I think there might be a settlement there.
[03:57] Tachibana
    Whoa!
[03:59] Tachibana
    It really looks all fantasy-esque!
[04:01] Jinguuji
    It's a scene you wouldn't see in Japan.
[04:04] Tachibana
    But, how can I put it...
[04:07] Tachibana
    Will I be okay dressed like this?
[04:11] Jinguuji
    I can't wholeheartedly say it's okay.
[04:14] Jinguuji
    It's painful.
[04:15] Tachibana
    It's not like I'm wearing this
    because I want to, you know!
[04:18] Tachibana
    The only clothes available were the ones
    my little sister left behind when she visited!
[04:21] Jinguuji
    That's true. There's
    nothing we can do about that.
[04:25] Tachibana
    You know... You've been kinda cold
    to me since this happened to me...
[04:30] Jinguuji
    I've always been like this.
SIGN    Instincts
SIGN    Reason
SIGN    So cute So cute So cute So cute So cute
[04:32] Jinguuji
    Perhaps you've become overly
    self-conscious since becoming a woman.
[04:35] Tachibana
    You think so?
[04:37] Tachibana
    Yeah, maybe...
[04:39] Jinguuji
    But it's still hard to look at you, so you need
    new clothes as soon as possible.
[04:43] Tachibana
    Yeah. We need to hurry up and
    get some clothes from this world.
[04:50] Jinguuji
    Please do it just as we planned.
[04:51] Tachibana
    Will do!
[04:52] Tachibana
    I'm a rich young lady from a remote
    region, and you're my attendant.
[04:56] Tachibana
    And I can't say why I'm traveling.
[04:58] Tachibana
    But that's why I don't know this area at all.
[05:01] Tachibana
    Tell me all about it!
[05:03] Jinguuji
    That's about right.
[05:07] Tachibana
    You just watch. With this beauty and my
    communication skills, I'll be unstoppable.
[05:11] Tachibana
    Right now, I'm confident I can make
    any man out there fall for me!
[05:16] Jinguuji
    Even though you can't
    make women fall for you.
[05:18] Tachibana
    Shut up!
[05:19] Tachibana
    Seriously. Hmph.
[05:23] Jinguuji
    She's got those looks.
[05:24] ---
    They should prove advantageous
    in any discussions.
[05:27] Jinguuji
    Even if she doesn't speak the language,
    it's unlikely that she'll be treated badly.
[05:31] Jinguuji
    And it's true that she's
    good at communicating.
SIGN    Information
SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty
SIGN    Substantial increase in favorable disposition
    . .
    during negotiations with other gender
    . .
    Likability quotient increases more easily
    . .
[05:37] Jinguuji
    Isn't that too much smoke
    for such a small settlement?
[05:41] Jinguuji
    And it smells charred.
[05:42] villager A
    Bandits!
[05:46] villager B
    Run!
[05:47] villager C
    Leave everything behind!
[05:49] crowd
    Mommy!
[05:50] crowd
    We'll be killed!
SIGN    Information
SIGN    Troublemaker .
    
    Often gets caught up
    in unexpected events .
    . .
[05:52] crowd
    Help!
[05:53] Jinguuji
    Tachibana!
[05:58] Tachibana
    There seems to be some kind of commotion.
    Are they having a festival?
[06:01] villager D
    Outta the way!
[06:03] Tachibana
    Ow!
[06:05] Tachibana
    Ow, ow, ow...
[06:07] TAChibana
    Man, now my clothes are all dirty.
[06:10] Tachibana
    Huh?
[06:12] Chuck
    You're not hurt, are you... young miss?
[06:17] Tachibana
    Oh, I'm sorry to bother
    you while you're working.
[06:19] ---
    I'm just a little lost, you see.
[06:25] Tachibana
    Huh? Do you maybe not understand Japanese?
[06:28] Tachibana
    Bonjour. Excuse me!
[06:31] Chuck
    I-Is this...
[06:33] Chuck
    Is this... love?
[06:36] Tachibana
    Huh?
[06:39] Tachibana
    Wait... Huh?
[06:40] Tachibana
    Is this, like... a dangerous situation?
[06:43] Tachibana
    I thought you were a woodcutter, but...
[06:45] Tachibana
    Huh?
[06:46] Chuck
    Marry me.
[06:48] Tachibana
    What did you say?
[06:49] Chuck
    I'd quit thieving if it were for you.
[06:51] Chuck
    And I am prepared to live a decent life.
[06:53] Chuck
    We can grow vegetables or something
    to create a life for ourselves.
[06:56] Chuck
    I want two children.
[06:57] Tachibana
    What is this all of a sudden?
[07:00] Chuck
    Now that that's decided,
[07:01] ---
    I'll get permission from the boss
    and head back to my home country!
[07:03] Tachibana
    Hey! Hang on a sec!
[07:06] Jason
    Hey, what are you doing
    playing around over there?
[07:08] Chuck
    Big bro! Look! I've found myself a wife!
[07:11] Jason
    A wife? What are you talking about?
[07:14] Jason
    Marry me.
[07:15] Tachibana
    Why?
[07:17] Jason
    I'd quit thieving if it were for you.
[07:19] Jason
    And I am prepared to live a decent life.
[07:21] Jason
    We can make clay pots or something
    to create a life for ourselves.
[07:23] Jason
    I want eight children.
[07:24] Tachibana
    How many kids do these guys want me to have?!
SIGN    Information
SIGN    Unparalleled Beauty
    . .
    Unbelievable beauty causes
    everyone to become incredibly
    spellbound. .
    . .
[07:27] Tachibana
    So, this is what that meant?
[07:29] Tachibana
    Is that what's going on?
[07:31] Tachibana
    My beauty really pushes people this far?
[07:35] Chuck
    Big bro, I won't let anyone steal
    my wife away, not even you!
[07:38] Jason
    No, she will live with me!
    This calls for a duel!
[07:41] bandit C
    Marry me.
[07:42] bandit C
    I'd quit thieving if it were for you.
[07:44] Jason
    Don't go trying to get ahead!
[07:47] bandit C
    What d'you think you're doing?
[07:49] bandits
    You want a fight? Bring it on!
[07:56] Tachibana
    Is this my fault? Is it?
[08:00] Tachibana
    Please stop! Stop this pointless fighting!
[08:03] Jinguuji
    Are you safe, Tachibana?!
[08:05] Tachibana
    Not for my sake... Not because of me...
[08:09] Tachibana
    Please don't fight!
[08:15] Jinguuji
    Did you... do all of this?
[08:18] Tachibana
    I haven't done anything.
[08:20] Tachibana
    I was simply here.
[08:22] Tachibana
    But I... I...
[08:24] Tachibana
    Because I am too beautiful,
    all of this has...
[08:27] Jinguuji
    Tachibana.
[08:29] Jinguuji
    You're a little bit happy
    about this, aren't you?
[08:33] villagers
    Thank you! Thank you!
[08:37] villagers
    Thank you! Thank you!
[08:38] Tachibana
    And now I'm being revered
    like some kind of deity.
[08:42] Jinguuji
    Well, it's healthier than that
    fight that broke out earlier.
[08:46] Tachibana
    I really have become a woman of
    beauty that I couldn't possibly exist.
[08:51] Tachibana
    I just thought maybe
    I'd be a little bit popular.
[08:54] Jinguuji
    I underestimated it as well.
[08:56] Tachibana
    Now I kind of understand a bit about
     why you started hating women.
[09:00] Jinguuji
    Huh? No, I... Well...
[09:03] Tachibana
    But for this kind of stuff to happen
    everywhere I go is a little...
[09:08] Tachibana
    Should I hide my face?
[09:09] Tachibana
    Like this.
[09:11] Jinguuji
    No.
[09:12] Jinguuji
    But it does seem that we'll need
    some kind of countermeasures.
[09:16] Tachibana
    Now that I think about it...
    Why doesn't it affect you?
[09:19] Jinguuji
    Huh? Oh... You mean the reason I'm fine
    even when looking you in the face?
[09:24] Jinguuji
    It must be because I know you're a man.
[09:27] Tachibana
    I see.
[09:28] Jinguuji
    Though, I'm not exactly unaffected, you know...
[09:30] Tachibana
    Maybe it's got something to do with the
    intelligence setting in the parameters.
[09:34] Tachibana
    I imagine it's got some
    kind of mental effect.
[09:37] bandit D
    Crap! We've been defeated!
[09:39] bandit D
    To think we'd get distracted
    and wiped out by a lone woman.
[09:44] bandit D
    But you'd do well to be afraid.
    We're an advance party.
[09:47] bandit D
    In a few hours, the main group
    will realize something's wrong.
[09:50] bandit D
    They'll get ready, and they'll come here!
[09:53] Tachibana
    We haven't said a word. They just
    started talking all on their own.
[09:57] bandit D
    I'm looking forward to seeing this whole
    village get crushed into the ground!
[10:02] Jinguuji
    If they're close enough to
    guess that something's wrong,
[10:05] Jinguuji
    that means their stronghold
    must be in the area.
[10:07] bandits
    Huh?
[10:10] Tachibana
    Are these guys for real?
[10:13] Jinguuji
    Where is it?
[10:14] bandit D
    I'm not telling you! You think I'm stupid?
[10:16] Jinguuji
    Tachibana.
[10:17] Tachibana
    Well, I guess I have no choice...
[10:23] Tachibana
    I do wish you'd tell me!
[10:31] Tachibana
    Could it be that...
[10:33] Tachibana
    I'm unbeatable?
[10:35] Jinguuji
    What are you doing? Come on. Let's go.
SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
[10:38] Jinguuji
    So cute!
[10:44] Tachibana
    Well, I guess they would
    have real lookouts posted.
[10:47] Jinguuji
    It seems our enemies are not idiots.
[10:49] Jinguuji
    I like that we can check their
    strengths ahead of time.
[10:52] Tachibana
    Huh? You can see other people's stats, too?
SIGN    Strength Power: 10 Speed: 11 Intelligence: 15 Luck: 3
SIGN    Strength Power: 20 Speed: 8 Intelligence: 11 Luck: 2
[10:55] Tachibana
    Their numbers are really
    low compared to yours.
[10:58] Jinguuji
    But we don't know how far
    we can trust these.
[11:01] Jinguuji
    And we can't be sure of how
    many people are inside.
[11:04] Jinguuji
    We should go carefully.
[11:05] Tachibana
    Carefully, huh?
[11:07] Tachibana
    Sounds like a pain. Why don't you just
    smack 'em around a bit and finish this?
[11:11] Tachibana
    You took out that beam-shooting bear
    with one punch. I'm sure you can do it!
SIGN    Aaaaaah
[11:15] Jinguuji
    You make it sound so easy.
[11:17] Tachibana
    Back when you were student council president,
    you took out a den of delinquents.
[11:21] Tachibana
    This is just like that, right?
[11:22] Jinguuji
    The danger levels are entirely different!
[11:25] Jinguuji
    And please don't say I took
    them out. I rehabilitated them.
[11:28] Tachibana
    That was rehabilitation?
[11:30] Tachibana
    Then, should I go?
[11:32] Jinguuji
    You?
[11:34] Jinguuji
    What can you do with those
    cannon-fodder-level stats?
[11:36] Tachibana
    Don't go thinking that cannon fodder
    isn't good for anything, Mr. Elite.
SIGN    Ka-pow
[11:41] Tachibana
    I'm gonna go crash their
    group dynamics completely!
[11:45] Jinguuji
    Are you one of those women
    that destroys friendships?
[11:47] Jinguuji
    Have you already forgotten that
    you were almost kidnapped?
[11:50] Jinguuji
    Best case, you'd be married. Worst case,
    you'd have gone down a slave route.
[11:53] Tachibana
    You say some really scary things...
[11:55] Jinguuji
    How about you leave this to me,
    and go to your place?
[12:00] Tachibana
    But, I mean...
[12:02] Tachibana
    No matter how strong you are, it's not
    right letting you face danger alone.
[12:07] Jinguuji
    Tachibana.
[12:09] Jinguuji
    Really... It's that part of you that's so...
[12:12] Jinguuji
    How can I put it? So... needlessly kind.
[12:19] Jinguuji
    "I'm sure you can just leave this to me."
SIGN    Middle School
[12:21] Jinguuji
    "I can find a way on my own.
    I'll make it work."
[12:25] Jinguuji
    "Do things for others. Sacrifice
    yourself to make that happen."
[12:30] Jinguuji
    That's how I was raised.
[12:32] Jinguuji
    I have never doubted or
    questioned it. And yet...
[12:35] (Flashback) Tachibana
    Whoa... They're making you
    handle all the paperwork again?
[12:39] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Tachibana?
[12:40] (Flashback) Tachibana
    I mean, there's supposed to be
    two of you doing this, right?
[12:42] (Flashback) ---
    Where's the other guy?
[12:44] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Team practice.
[12:45] (Flashback) Tachibana
    Ran out on you, huh?
    They really are just using you.
[12:49] (Flashback) Tachibana
    Come on. Hand 'em over.
[12:50] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Huh?
[12:51] (Flashback) Tachibana
    I'm in the going home club.
[12:53] (Flashback) ---
    And even if I do go home,
    I've got nothing to do.
[12:55] (Flashback) Tachibana
    And even you think these are a pain, right?
[12:59] (Flashback) female teacher
    I'm so sorry to make you
    handle all these little jobs.
[13:02] (Flashback) female teacher
    Jinguuji-kun, you're just so mature,
    I end up relying on you.
[13:07] (Flashback) student officer
    Sorry! I've got team practice.
[13:09] (Flashback) student officer
    The tournament's coming up.
    I feel really bad, but...
[13:15] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    That's true.
[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    In that case, I'm compiling statistics
    from the future plans questionnaires...
[13:19] (Flashback) Tachibana
    It's better if you don't ask
    me to do stuff like statistics.
[13:22] (Flashback) Jinguuji
    Then, could you staple them for me?
[13:24] (Flashback) Tachibana
    Nice. That's the kind of thing I can do.
[13:27] Jinguuji
    Even though he knew it would be a pain,
    he couldn't pretend he didn't see.
[13:32] Jinguuji
    He's a person who can do things for
    others when it really counts...
[13:35] Jinguuji
    instead of being someone who just
    does as they're told, like me.
[13:41] Jinguuji
    Honestly. He's always like this.
[13:45] Jinguuji
    So cute. I'm in love. Let's get married.
[13:50] Jinguuji
    Wait. What was that reaction just now?
[13:53] Jinguuji
    Cute? Well, I suppose that's acceptable.
[13:55] Jinguuji
    But marriage?
[13:59] Jinguuji
    Are you stupid? It's too soon to get married.
[14:01] Jinguuji
    We haven't even dated yet.
[14:05] Jinguuji
    There's something wrong with me!
[14:07] Tachibana
    What's wrong, Jinguuji?!
[14:20] Jinguuji
    Why? It's getting worse by the minute!
[14:22] Jinguuji
    My thoughts are filled with Tachibana!
[14:24] Jinguuji
    Is this the curse, too?
[14:26] Tachibana
    Hey. Are you okay?
[14:29] Jinguuji
    Tachibana...
[14:31] Jinguuji
    Right now... if I catch even
    a glimpse of her... I will...
[14:37] Tachibana
    Man, that looks like it hurts...
[14:39] Tachibana
    Cuts to the forehead really
    bleed a ton, don't they?
[14:43] Jinguuji
    Tachibana...
[14:45] Jinguuji
    I...
[14:47] Jinguuji
    I... I...
[14:50] Jinguuji
    I...
[14:52] Jinguuji
    I!
[15:00] lookout
    It's an enemy raid!
[15:03] Jinguuji
    I... I...
[15:05] Jinguuji
    I think you should cherish yourself more!
[15:08] Tachibana
    What brought this on all of a sudden?!
[15:12] Jinguuji
    Why is your chest so recklessly
    exposed?! What if you catch a chill!
[15:16] Jinguuji
    Cover up!
[15:22] Tachibana
    What? It's not like
    I want to dress like this!
[15:26] bandit F
    What's this? A falling out between comrades?
[15:29] bandit G
    There's only two of 'em!
    And one of them's a woman.
[15:32] bandit F
    Doesn't look like we needed
    to bring everyone out here.
[15:36] bandit G
    Hey, look! The woman's really pretty.
[15:39] bandit F
    Seems like she takes care of herself.
    I think we can expect good things.
[15:42] bandit G
    Take the woman alive! Kill the man!
[15:45] Jinguuji
    Take that!
[15:47] bandit G
    You little...
[15:48] Jinguuji
    Take that!
[15:49] bandit F
    How dare you do that to my comrades?!
[15:51] Jinguuji
    Take that!
[15:52] Jinguuji
    Take that! Take that! Take
    that! Take that! Take that!
[15:52] Tachibana
    He's burying those people like
    he's planting a rice paddy.
[15:55] village chief
    Goddess!
[15:57] village chief
    I have convinced the people of
    the village to come to your aid!
[16:00] Tachibana
    Village chief!
[16:02] Jinguuji
    Take that!
[16:03] Tachibana
    Chief!
[16:05] Jinguuji
    Stay away from Tachibana!
[16:08] Tachibana
    Jinguuji!
[16:09] Tachibana
    You're acting really weird!
[16:11] Tachibana
    Are you okay?
[16:13] Jinguuji
    Weird?
[16:14] Jinguuji
    Yes. It's true that something isn't right...
[16:18] Jinguuji
    Earlier, it was burned into my
    eyes and I can't unsee it...
[16:21] Tachibana
    What was?
[16:24] Jinguuji
    Your...
[16:25] Tachibana
    Me?
[16:27] Tachibana
    My what?
[16:28] Jinguuji
    Well, that's...
SIGN     ♥ Charmed
[16:33] Jinguuji
    I can't really say...
SIGN    ♥ Charmed
[16:40] Tachibana
    This... is totally my fault.
[16:46] Tachibana
    Just admit it, Jinguuji.
[16:48] Tachibana
    If you're being honest, you
    think I'm super cute, right?
SIGN    ♥ Charmed
[16:54] Jinguuji
    No. Not cute at all.
[16:56] Tachibana
    Completely unconvincing!
SIGN    ♥ Charmed
[16:58] Tachibana
    Jinguuji, look up.
[16:59] Jinguuji
    Up?
SIGN    ♥ Charmed
[17:01] Jinguuji
    What's this?
[17:02] Jinguuji
    Charmed?
SIGN    ♥ Charmed
[17:04] Tachibana
    Charmed.
[17:07] Jinguuji
    Oh...
[17:08] Jinguuji
    I... I know this will sound
    like an excuse, but...
[17:11] Jinguuji
    I want you to understand...
[17:13] Jinguuji
    I have no interest in young girls.
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[17:16] Jinguuji
    It's really, completely
    outside my preferences.
[17:18] Jinguuji
    And blondes... really aren't my thing.
[17:21] Jinguuji
    But your hair is so soft and beautiful,
[17:22] Jinguuji
    and the way it shines...
[17:25] Jinguuji
    Even at night, it illuminates your face...
SIGN     ♥ Charmed
[17:28] Jinguuji
    It's as though you are my sun.
[17:43] Tachibana
    Th-This is terrifying!
[17:44] Tachibana
    It makes it so that people can't control
    their own thoughts and feelings!
[17:47] Tachibana
    Is this how the "charmed" effect works?
[17:49] Tachibana
    Seriously, the power of my
    appearance is way too strong!
[17:52] Tachibana
    This is crazy... I have to do something
    before something really bad happens!
[17:57] Jinguuji
    Tachibana...
[18:02] Tachibana
    Sorry, Jinguuji!
[18:03] Tachibana
    I mean, I was in a panic,
    but I slapped you really hard!
[18:06] Jinguuji
    No. This was my fault, too.
[18:09] Jinguuji
    More importantly...
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[18:12] Tachibana
    Huh?
[18:13] Tachibana
    You're all better?
[18:15] Jinguuji
    I'm all better.
[18:23] Tachibana
    Don't feel so down.
[18:25] Jinguugi
    I've never experienced...
    a disgrace of this magnitude.
[18:28] Jinguuji
    What a blunder.
[18:29] Tachibana
    Here's some water.
[18:32] Jinguuji
    But now that it's come to this, we really
    need to come up with countermeasures.
[18:35] Jinguuji
    I'd rather not get slapped again.
[18:37] Tachibana
    Getting better after being hit...
[18:39] Tachibana
    You're like a broken television!
[18:42] Jinguuji
    Shut up.
[18:46] Tachibana
    All right already. There's no use
    crying over spilled milk.
[18:50] Tachibana
    Let's switch gears!
[18:52] Tachibana
    Right now...
[18:54] Tachibana
    Let's get drunk on the beauty of victory!
[18:59] Tachibana
    Just look at this! It's amazing!
    You think it's the currency of this world?
[19:03] Jinguuji
    They've hoarded quite a lot.
[19:05] Tachibana
    So, what do you want to do
    with this huge haul of loot?
[19:08] village chief
    Please, you should have it. We'd like
    you to accept it as our tribute to you.
[19:13] Tachibana
    No way! I don't need all this!
[19:16] Jinguuji
    I certainly can't say that we
    didn't hope for compensation,
[19:20] Jinguuji
    but all of this must have
    been pillaged from this area.
[19:24] village chief
    But you are the saviors of our village.
    Please allow us to repay you.
[19:29] Jinguuji
    When you put it that way,
    it's difficult to refuse...
[19:31] Tachibana
    Oh! In that case...
[19:33] Tachibana
    There's something I want!
[19:45] Tachibana
    What do you think?
[19:46] Tachibana
    It doesn't expose very much
     and it fits me perfectly.
[19:49] Jinguuji
    Clothing? I see.
[19:51] Jinguuji
    I suppose it's all right.
[19:54] Tachibana
    Jinguuji.
[19:56] Tachibana
    You're doing that to hide your
    embarrassment, aren't you?
[19:58] Tachibana
    That's what the fact that you
    can be charmed means, right?
[20:03] Tachibana
    This guy...
[20:04] Tachibana
    He might talk like that, but inside, he finds
    this appearance so cute he can't stand it, right?
[20:10] Tachibana
    This is awesome! It feels so good!
[20:13] Tachibana
    I had no idea that being cute
    made you feel so omnipotent!
[20:18] Tachibana
    Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
[20:22] Tachibana
    Ow! That hurts! I give up! I give up!
[20:25] Jinguuji
    What was all that supposed to be?
[20:30] Tachibana
    Well, you may be unhappy since someone's
    got hold of a weakness of yours, but...
[20:34] Tachibana
    It's a good thing that it's me, right?
[20:39] Tachibana
    Huh?
[20:41] Tachibana
    Do you smell something weird?
[20:48] Tachibana
    F-F-F-F-F...
[20:51] Tachibana
    Fire!
[20:54] Tachibana
    Jinguuji! This is bad!
[20:56] Tachibana
    Fire! There's a fire!
[20:57] Tachibana
    Hey! Jinguuji!
[20:59] Jinguuji
    I see. So someone's got
    hold of my weakness...
[21:04] Jinguuji
    It's the first time this has happened to me.
[21:08] Tachibana
    This is not the time to be
    basking in your emotions!
[21:22] Rue
    Is it morning?
[21:25] Rue
    Sateyna, are you there?
[21:27] Sateyna
    Here.
[21:35] Rue
    I see I'm just as beautiful as ever today.
[21:37] Sateyna
    Premier, um...
[21:39] Rue
    Yes, yes. "You are as lovely
    as ever today," right?
[21:43] Rue
    I'm tired of hearing that.
[21:44] Sateyna
    Oh, no, that isn't...
[21:46] Rue
    Well then, let's work our
    hardest for another day.
[21:49] Sateyna
    Premier!
[21:50] Rue
    We shall work for the sake of
    this beautiful elven forest!
[21:56] Rue
    It... It...
[21:58] Rue
    It's been burned to the ground!
SIGN    with
[23:36] Jinguuji
    What's wrong, Tachibana?
[23:37] Tachibana
    I saw one! In my room! One of
    those things that start with "c"!
[23:39] Jinguuji
    Calm down, Tachibana. Open the door
    wide, spray a little peppermint oil...
[23:42] Jinguuji
    See? It ran.
[23:42] Tachibana
    Whoa!
SIGN    Episode 3
    
    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and an Angry Elf
[23:43] Jinguuji
    The real problem is this world,
    with its complete lack of insects,
[23:45] Jinguuji
    and whether it's all right for us
    to have released that thing into it.
[23:48] Tachibana
    Destroying an ecosystem is bad! Really bad!