E3 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and an Angry Elf

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SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout
[01:31] child A
    Mister, did you beat that thing?
[01:33] Jinguuji
    Yes. And with only one punch.
SIGN    Huntsman LV 1 Acquired
[01:34] child B
    Whoa. That's insane.
[01:36] village man
    You did really well for your first time!
[01:39] Jinguuji
    It's because you taught me so well.
[01:41] Jinguuji
    If I go to a big town, will
    I be able to sell this pelt?
[01:44] village man
    I think so, but I've never seen a
    creature like this before, so...
[01:49] village chief
    That's...
[01:51] village man
    Chief, do you know it?
[01:52] village chief
    It's the guardian deity
    of this forest, I believe.
[01:55] Jinguuji
    Guardian deity?
[01:56] Jinguuji
    Then, is it bad that I killed it?
[01:59] village chief
    Not at all. It's no deity of ours, you see.
[02:02] village chief
    Please, don't let it bother you.
[02:04] Jinguuji
    He seems to be implying something.
[02:06] child A
    Mister, where's the goddess?
[02:08] Jinguuji
    Oh, still asleep.
[02:11] Jinguuji
    I think it's about time I should go wake her.
[02:14] Jinguuji
    Hey, Tachibana—
[02:19] Tachibana
    Oh, hey. Morning.
[02:21] Tachibana
    My hair's so long, it just won't dry.
SIGN    Episode 3 .
SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout .
    and an Angry Elf .
[02:35] Tachibana
    Sorry.
[02:37] Tachibana
    I'll be more careful next time.
[02:39] Jinguuji
    Please do.
[02:40] Jinguuji
    The first naked female body I've seen
    is yours. Just think how I feel.
[02:44] Jinguuji
    My mood is rock bottom.
[02:46] Tachibana
    It's not the first.
[02:48] Tachibana
    Wait, is it seriously your first?
[02:51] Tachibana
    Well, since we're living together,
    it was bound to happen. So just accept it.
[02:55] Jinguuji
    You could be just a little
    contrite, couldn't you?
[02:58] Tachibana
    But you know, I was excited at first!
[03:02] Tachibana
    Like, "I'll be in the
    bath with a female body!"
[03:05] Tachibana
    But...
[03:06] Tachibana
    The look of this body is so far
    removed from my real age.
[03:10] Tachibana
    It reminds me of my little sister.
[03:12] Tachibana
    It just...
[03:14] Tachibana
    Nothing happened.
[03:15] Jinguuji
    I'm happy for you.
[03:19] Jinguuji
    What is it?
[03:21] Tachibana
    Jinguuji, are you really into
    childlike blondes' faces?
[03:24] Jinguuji
    I will slug you.
[03:26] Jinguuji
    The most terrifying thing about
    your appearance is the fact that
[03:28] Jinguuji
    it warps the preferences
    of anyone who sees you.
[03:33] Tachibana
    It warps... preferences?
[03:36] Jinguuji
    Your physical appearance...
[03:38] Jinguuji
    There's something we might call "magic"
    embedded in it which supersedes your looks.
[03:42] Jinguuji
    The fact that it can change my thinking
    against my will is terrifying.
[03:46] Jinguuji
    Hurry up and return to being a man.
[03:48] Tachibana
    Well, I'm starting to have
    a little fun with this.
[03:51] Tachibana
    Normally, I'd never be able to
    make you this flustered.
[03:55] Tachibana
    And the villagers really fawn all over me!
[03:58] Tachibana
    It gives me a feeling of superiority, and—
[04:02] Jinguuji
    You want to go back to being a man
    as quickly as possible, right?
[04:05] Tachibana
    Yes, yes! Yes, I do!
[04:07] Jinguuji
    You do, don't you?
[04:09] Jinguuji
    Leave it to me!
[04:10] Jinguuji
    I'll find a way.
[04:11] Tachibana
    You're really scary sometimes, you know that?
[04:14] Tachibana
    So, what are we going to do next?
[04:17] Jinguuji
    I asked around a little
    in the village,
[04:18] Jinguuji
    But it didn't seem like anyone had
    ever heard of a "demon lord."
[04:22] Jinguuji
    I heard that there's a big town ahead,
[04:24] Jinguuji
    so we should probably go
    there and gather information.
[04:28] Jinguuji
    Now that we've acquired travel funds,
[04:29] Jinguuji
    let's find a good time to go
    and leave the village.
[04:31] Tachibana
    Gotcha.
SIGN    flowing
[04:35] Tachibana
    Doesn't it seem fluffier
    and shinier than yesterday?
[04:39] Tachibana
    Why are you good at everything
    down to drying hair?
[04:42] Jinguuji
    I've seen it done at salons.
[04:43] Tachibana
    Is it really something that you
    can do after just watching?
[04:47] Tachibana
    Oh, yeah. What happened to the
    forest that was on fire yesterday?
[04:51] Jinguuji
    It rained, and I heard
    that it put out the fire.
[04:53] ---
    That's great.
[04:54] villager
    Please, let's handle this peacefully...
[04:56] Rue
    You expect me not to be enraged by this?!
[04:59] Rue
    I wanted to settle this peacefully, too.
[05:02] Rue
    But I simply cannot!
[05:04] Rue
    You weren't satisfied with just the forest,
[05:06] Rue
    so you reduced our guardian deity
    to this unthinkable state as well?!
[05:09] Rue
    Make your choice, humans!
[05:10] Rue
    Shall I destroy this village, or will you
    point out the criminals who did this?!
[05:18] Tachibana
    You know...
[05:19] Tachibana
    Seeing people get angry at each other
    makes me uncomfortable.
[05:23] Tachibana
    When I saw newbies at
    work getting yelled at,
[05:27] Tachibana
    it made me feel like I was
    getting yelled at, too.
[05:31] Jinguuji
    I understand what you mean,
[05:33] Jinguuji
    but just now, it was definitely
    us that she was angry with.
[05:36] Tachibana
    You think so, too?
[05:38] Jinguuji
    Which means that...
[05:40] Jinguuji
    We did not burn down the forest.
[05:42] Jinguuji
    Killing the guardian
    deity was self-defense,
[05:45] ---
    and there's nothing wrong with that!
[05:47] Tachibana
    We should be apologizing!
    Why are you speaking so arrogantly?
[05:51] Rue
    As soon as you show yourselves,
    you begin giving excuses.
[05:54] Rue
    Does that mean that you're
    the ones who did this?
[05:56] Jinguuji
    Yes. But we wish to negotiate.
[06:00] Rue
    The guardian deity protected
    our sacred forest.
[06:03] Rue
    If it attacked you, then you must
    have trespassed on our sacred land.
[06:06] Rue
    There is no room for negotiation here.
[06:08] Jinguuji
    And you have no right
    to speak to us that way!
[06:11] Tachibana
    Like I said! Why are you being so arrogant?!
[06:14] Tachibana
    I'm so sorry. He's always been rude, you see.
[06:18] Tachibana
    Enough. Just apologize!
[06:19] Jinguuji
    I refuse.
[06:20] Tachibana
    Oh, why is this guy so...
[06:23] Tachibana
    But I never imagined
    I'd get to meet a real elf...
[06:27] Tachibana
    She's scary, but she's super beautiful!
[06:29] ---
    I got to see something nice!
[06:31] Rue
    Hmph. Well, I suppose, for
    a human, she's all right.
[06:35] Rue
    That translucent skin. Those blue eyes.
[06:39] Rue
    Golden hair and a well-proportioned face...
[06:42] Rue
    I will grant that she puts
    effort into her appearance.
[06:45] Rue
    But, well...
[06:48] Rue
    I am far more beautiful than she!
[06:53] Tachibana; Jinguuji
    Why'd she take her clothes off?
[06:54] Ultina
    She's starting again.
[06:56] Sateyna
    If she didn't do this,
    she'd be fairly normal.
[07:00] Rue
    Is my beauty so overwhelming
    that you can't even speak?
[07:04] Rue
    That's right. We elves are followers
    of the goddess of love and beauty!
[07:09] Rue
    She is abundant, lovely, and splendid!
    And we are her people!
[07:14] Rue
    These long ears are the proof of it!
[07:18] Jinguuji
    If you're her people, then you
    can't possibly be respectable.
[07:21] Tachibana
    And the type of long ears
    is different, isn't it?
[07:23] Rue
    You two!
[07:25] Rue
    Admit your crimes and beg for forgiveness.
[07:27] Rue
    Press your heads to the ground
    and sing praises of my beauty.
[07:31] Tachibana
    You mean if we just kneel
    on the ground, you'll forgive us?
[07:34] Tachibana
    Yes, my lady! With pleasure!
[07:35] Jinguuji
    Tachibana.
[07:37] Tachibana
    Huh?
[07:38] Jinguuji
    There is no need to do something like
    that for an exhibitionist like her.
[07:42] Rue
    Exhibitionist?!
[07:43] Tachibana
    I mean, she does have that look to her,
    but there's a better way to say it.
[07:43] Rue; background
    Th-Th-These garments were
    bestowed upon us by the goddess!
[07:46] Rue; background
    Passed down through my family for
    generations, they are noble and...
[07:46] Jinguuji
    I simply spoke the truth. And anyway...
[07:50] Jinguuji
    I'm amazed that you can walk around
    as nearly naked as you are.
[07:52] Rue
    Listen to me when I'm talking to you!
[07:57] Jinguuji
    Praise your beauty, you say?
[07:58] Jinguuji
    I have no interest in
    women in the first place.
[08:01] Jinguuji
    And now that I've even grown
    used to Tachibana's appearance,
[08:03] ---
    you will not capture my attention.
[08:05] Jinguuji
    Try it on some other sap.
[08:08] Tachibana
    Hey, are you sure you're
    okay with admitting to that?
[08:11] Jinguuji
    Hm? I simply spoke the truth.
[08:14] Rue
    This little...
[08:15] Rue
    Men are creatures who, once they've seen my
    beautiful body, bring gifts and do as I say!
[08:20] Rue
    The men of this village bring me tribute
    to try to please me, and yet...
[08:25] Sateyna
    Isn't that because you're
    scary when you're displeased?
[08:28] Ultina
    Shh!
[08:29] Rue
    That's right. Beauty is about popularity.
[08:32] ---
    We'll decide this with a vote.
[08:35] Rue
    Villagers!
[08:36] Rue
    This girl or myself! Assemble before
    the one you think is most beautiful!
SIGN    Crowded
[08:43] Jinguuji
    I can't help feeling sorry for her.
[08:45] Tachibana
    I-I-I think you're prettier than me, though!
[08:49] Tachibana
    I can't compare to you at all! Seriously!
[08:52] Tachibana
    Really, I mean it!
[08:53] Jinguuji
    Tachibana, sometimes, consolation
    can hurt as much as a blade.
[08:58] Jinguuji
    Take this opportunity to
    reexamine yourself, woman.
[09:00] Jinguuji
    Perhaps you should first change
    which deity you believe in.
[09:04] Jinguuji
    If you do, that good-for-nothing
    nature of yours might improve.
[09:08] Tachibana
    Don't just casually suggest
    a religious conversion!
[09:13] Rue
    I see. Is that what this is?
[09:16] Rue
    You're adherents of some
    heretical religion, aren't you?
[09:20] Tachibana
    Huh?
[09:21] Rue
    You brainwashed the villagers, didn't you?
[09:22] ---
    Otherwise, this outcome would be unthinkable!
[09:26] Rue
    By causing my fall, you lessen the majesty
    of our goddess! That is your plot!
[09:30] Rue
    Defiling our sacred lands and killing our
    guardian deity is all consistent with that goal!
[09:35] Jinguuji
    I know that you don't want to
    admit that you've been beaten,
[09:38] Jinguuji
    but this is childish!
[09:39] Rue
    I won't listen to words spoken
    by those who follow heresy!
SIGN    O Goddess, in your exalted seat, master of the long ears,
SIGN    here and now, I, your humble servant, offer my beauty in your honor.
SIGN    I beseech thee, cleanse away the misfortune which would do me harm!
[09:57] Tachibana
    Is... Is that magic?!
[09:59] Jinguuji
    Stay back, Tachibana.
[10:02] Rue
    If you die, I will be the most
    beautiful being in this place.
[10:07] Rue
    Die for my sake!
[10:08] Tachibana
    It ended up being a really selfish reason!
[10:15] Tachibana
    She's just shooting those
    off in a place like this?
[10:17] Tachibana
    Let's escape into the forest!
[10:21] Tachibana
    What was that?
[10:22] Jinguuji
    Please refrain from touching
    me so thoughtlessly.
[10:24] Jinguuji
    And holding hands is out of the question.
[10:26] Tachibana
    You really are a pain, you know that, right?!
[10:30] Rue
    Fools.
[10:31] Rue
    Entering into our home field
    of your own volition...
[10:34] Rue
    Insulting our goddess is a grave crime!
[10:37] Rue
    Atone for it with your deaths!
[10:49] Rue
    Drat. I've overdone it
    and lost sight of them.
[10:52] Rue
    Sateyna! Ultina!
[10:54] Sateyna; Ultina
    Yes, my lady.
[10:55] Ultina
    We will begin searching for the enemy.
[10:58] Tachibana
    There's no need to grab me by the
    scruff of the neck, is there?!
[11:01] Jinguuji
    If I hadn't, you probably would have died.
[11:04] Tachibana
    Died?
[11:05] Jinguuji
    It's all right. Even if I die,
    I'll make sure that you don't.
[11:09] Tachibana
    You...
[11:11] Tachibana
    Don't you dare say you'll die,
     even as a joke!
[11:14] Tachibana
    If you die, there's absolutely
    no doubt I'll die, too!
[11:17] Tachibana
    Understand?!
[11:19] Jinguuji
    I understand.
[11:22] Jinguuji
    Don't worry. Naturally,
    I have no intention of dying.
[11:25] Jinguuji
    And I'm not one to stay beaten.
[11:28] Tachibana
    Still, how are we gonna get close enough—
[11:31] Tachibana
    A rock?
[11:41] Rue
    Huh?
[11:43] Ultina
    Premier!
[11:44] Sateyna
    Are you all right?
[11:50] Sateyna
    Your hair...
[11:52] Ultina
    The symbol of your elvenhood...
[12:00] Rue
    Wha— Huh? What's this?
[12:02] Sateyna
    Pull yourself together!
[12:06] Tachibana
    You're fighting a girl, you know?
     Wasn't there a better way?
[12:11] Jinguuji
    I have no intention of showing mercy
    to those who would do you harm.
[12:14] Jinguuji
    However...
[12:15] Jinguuji
    I had no idea a simple stone
    would be this powerful.
[12:18] Tachibana
    One step wrong, and this could've
    been a really grotesque sight.
[12:22] Tachibana
    At any rate...
[12:23] Tachibana
    It doesn't seem like it's a good time
     to have a word with them.
[12:27] Jinguuji
    Let's get out of here quickly.
[12:28] ---
    Before things get any more volatile...
[12:34] Rue
    Those cretins.
[12:36] ---
    To think they'd even take our
    guardian deity's pelt with them.
[12:39] Rue
    Having been so mercilessly defeated,
    I cannot return to our settlement.
[12:44] Rue
    I will go after those two.
[12:46] Ultina
    Premier...
[12:48] Rue
    I shall deal a crushing blow to
    those who so harmed our goddess.
[12:52] Rue
    And I will retrieve our guardian deity.
[12:55] Rue
    Then I will make them regret
    having done this to me!
[12:59] Ultina
    When she flies into a rage,
    her true feelings come out in the end.
[13:03] Sateyna
    And she was only just crying her heart out.
SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
SIGN    rustle
[13:07] Ultina
    She put it on only to take it off again?
[13:09] Sateyna
    That's seriously laughable.
[13:12] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    You've never played video games?
[13:14] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    And you've never read manga, either?
[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler
    Is that strange?
[13:18] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    It's not strange, but...
[13:20] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    Okay, let's play this game together!
[13:23] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    The main character will, of course,
    be named after me, Hinata.
SIGN    Hinata
SIGN    Please enter your name
[13:28] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    I'll let you give the heroine your name.
SIGN    Tsu
SIGN    Tsuka
SIGN    Tsukasa
[13:31] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    It sounds like a girl's name anyway.
[13:32] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler
    Yours sounds like a girl's name, too.
[13:37] Jinguuji
    We ended up in exactly the
     opposite roles as back then.
[13:40] Tachibana
    I'm tired!
[13:42] Tachibana
    Having to get around by walking
    is too harsh for modern people!
[13:45] Tachibana
    Stupid! Seriously, so stupid!
[13:46] Jinguuji
    We have to walk another three days
    if we want to reach the town.
[13:50] Tachibana
    Nope. Not possible.
[13:53] Jinguuji
    I suppose it can't be helped.
[13:55] Jinguuji
    We'll rest here for today.
[13:59] Tachibana
    Baths really do make me feel rejuvenated.
[14:04] Tachibana
    Whoa! What's this?
    It looks like a full course meal!
[14:06] Jinguuji
    Once the meat is done,
    the meal will be complete.
[14:10] Tachibana
    Where did you manage to
    get these ingredients?
[14:12] Jinguuji
    I asked the village huntsmen to teach
    me about edible plants and things.
[14:17] Tachibana
    You gathered ingredients and cooked
    dinner while I was in the bath?
[14:21] Jinguuji
    I worked hard since
    I thought you'd be hungry.
[14:24] Tachibana
    You worked way too hard...
[14:26] Tachibana
    In that case...
[14:27] Tachibana
    I guess I'll just have to bring out...
[14:29] Tachibana
    these guys!
[14:32] Tachibana
    Since we've got the chance, let's do
    this outside, looking up at the stars!
[14:36] Tachibana
    And now... Cheers!
[14:44] Tachibana
    This taste is sinful.
SIGN    ° Despite appearances,
     this is an old guy, aged 32.
[14:46] Jinguuji
    You've got a mustache.
[14:48] Tachibana
    I wonder how this will taste...
[14:55] Tachibana
    The meat's got a sort of wild flavor...
[14:57] Tachibana
    like a sort of untamed
    flavor you get from game.
[15:02] Tachibana
    Hold on. What kind of meat is this?
[15:04] Jinguuji
    Forgive me.
[15:05] Tachibana
    This is meat from that
    guardian deity, isn't it!
SIGN    Sploosh
[15:08] Jinguuji
    I drained the blood really well,
    so it should taste good.
[15:11] Tachibana
    That is so not the problem!
[15:13] Jinguuji
    I do feel bad for having deceived you,
[15:15] Jinguuji
    but a warm meal is necessary for
    restoring energy and willpower.
[15:19] Jinguuji
    And without protein, you can't
    recover from exhaustion.
[15:22] Tachibana
    Oh. So it's because I said I was tired.
[15:26] Tachibana
    Well, having tried it, it was
    better than I expected!
[15:28] Tachibana
    The beer is good and the air is clear!
[15:31] Tachibana
    I've got no complaints!
[15:32] Jinguuji
    Yes. It's a nice night.
[15:35] Tachibana
    If they've got alcohol in
    this world, I want to try it!
[15:38] Jinguuji
    Should you be treating this like a vacation?
[15:41] Tachibana
    I've been thinking this
    ever since we got here...
[15:43] Tachibana
    Your sense of responsibility
    is way too strong.
[15:45] Tachibana
    You're too serious!
[15:47] Tachibana
    You'll go bald at this rate!
[15:48] Jinguuji
    Bald?
[15:50] Tachibana
    What's wrong with treating
    it like a vacation?
[15:52] ---
    Work's been so busy, so I haven't gone anywhere.
[15:55] Tachibana
    This is a different world, right?
[15:56] Tachibana
    That means no one we know is
    here and no one's watching!
[15:59] Tachibana
    Why don't we slow down and take it easy?
[16:02] Jinguuji
    No one's watching?
[16:07] Jinguuji
    I see.
[16:08] Jinguuji
    Now that I think about it, it has been
    a while since I took a break this long.
[16:11] Tachibana
    That's right! And we're
    in a different world...
[16:14] Tachibana
    so we can do whatever we want!
[16:16] Jinguuji
    Wait. What are you doing?
[16:18] Tachibana
    Someone told me that if I feel hot,
    I should remove my clothes.
[16:21] Jinguuji
    I see. You're drunk.
[16:23] Tachibana
    I'm not drunk. How could I be
    drunk from just one sip of beer?
[16:27] Jinguuji
    That's true, but...
[16:28] Jinguuji
    Wait! Your new body might not have
     the same alcohol tolerance!
[16:32] Tachibana
    Oh, no wonder. That's why everything
    looks all sparkly and bright!
[16:37] Tachibana
    It's because I've got a different body!
    And it's this body's fault!
[16:40] Jinguuji
    Stop babbling!
[16:41] Jinguuji
    That's enough for tonight.
    Give me your can. Come on.
SIGN    ° Despite appearances,
    this is an old guy, aged 32.
[16:46] Jinguuji
    You idiot!
[16:51] Tachibana
    That's right. That's so right!
[16:54] Tachibana
    I can do whatever I want in this world!
SIGN    Dash
[16:57] Tachibana
    I am free!
[16:58] Jinguuji
    Where are you going, Tachibana?!
[17:03] Jinguuji
    This is why I don't like
    troublesome drunks...
[17:05] Jinguuji
    But Tachibana didn't have a
    habit of taking off clothes before.
[17:09] Jinguuji
    Does a change of body change
    things like that as well?
[17:12] Jinguuji
    No, it could also be the
    effect of some kind of skill.
SIGN    Information
SIGN    Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
    . .
    When feeling openhearted or when
     inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation
     makes one want to remove clothing.
[17:17] Jinguuji
    This window...
[17:19] Jinguuji
    It seems to pop up when what I'm
    thinking and the skill effects match.
SIGN    Information
SIGN    Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
    . .
    When feeling openhearted or when
     inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation
     makes one want to remove clothing.
[17:23] Jinguuji
    But the effect of this
    "blessing" is utterly useless.
[17:26] Tachibana
    Jinguuji...
[17:29] Jinguuji
    T-Tachibana!
[17:33] Jinguuji
    A-Are you all right, Tachibana?
[17:34] Tachibana
    I don't know why, but I can't move.
[17:37] Jinguuji
    Wait there! I'll get you down.
[17:39] Tachibana
    Huh? What's happening to me right now?
[17:44] Tachibana
    What's with these springy rope things?
[17:50] Tachibana
    What's this? It's suddenly pitch black.
[17:53] Jinguuji
    It's lowering you down, Tachibana!
[17:56] Tachibana
    Jinguuji? Where? Where are you?
[18:01] Jinguuji
    In this perilous situation, I can't even
    look at her because of her skin showing!
[18:04] Tachibana
    Jinguuji, where are you? I feel so lonely!
SIGN    sniffle
[18:08] Tachibana
    I'm gonna cry...
[18:09] Jinguuji
    Pull your clothes back up! Your clothes!
[18:11] Jinguuji
    I'll be right there! Just wait!
[18:13] Jinguuji
    This thing is a pain in
    a simple sort of way...
[18:15] Tachibana
    Oh, it was my clothes.
    No wonder it was so dark.
[18:22] Tachibana
    I'll pretend I didn't see that.
[18:23] Jinguuji
    Don't hide from reality!
[18:25] Tachibana
    I seriously want to cry!
    Why is this happening?
[18:27] Tachibana
    What am I supposed to do here?
[18:30] Jinguuji
    You drank too much!
[18:32] Jinguuji
    If you won't listen when people try to
    stop you, things turn out like this!
[18:34] Tachibana
    I don't remember anyone trying to stop me!
[18:36] Jinguuji
    I told you over and over to stop!
[18:38] Tachibana
    All right. I've gotten scolded and
    punished enough. So hurry up and save me.
[18:42] Jinguuji
    I want nothing more than to do that, but...
[18:45] Jinguuji
    my body won't move an inch!
SIGN    ♥ Charmed
[18:47] Tachibana
    Jinguuji, your head. Your head.
[18:49] Jinguuji
    Blast! This charmed thing
    really is problematic!
[18:52] Jinguuji
    The reason I can't move...
[18:54] Jinguuji
    Deep in my psyche, I want to stare at a
    scantily clad Tachibana from a safe distance...
[18:59] Jinguuji
    Is that it?
[19:01] Jinguuji
    At this rate, Tachibana will
    be sucked down and disappear.
[19:03] Jinguuji
    It's already starting to eat her hair.
[19:06] Jinguuji
    What do I do?
[19:07] Jinguuji
    How can I remove the charmed effect?
[19:08] Jinguuji
    Think of something!
[19:10] Jinguuji
    Last time, everything worked
    out because of that slap.
SIGN    ♥ Charmed
[19:13] Jinguuji
    Which means that if I encounter a severe
    shock, then this time once again...
[19:17] Jinguuji
    Hey, Tachibana!
[19:18] Jinguuji
    Can you think of anything that
    might shock me if I heard it?
[19:21] Tachibana
    There's nothing in my boring life that
    might give you any kind of shock.
[19:26] Jinguuji
    Anything! Like... things you hate!
[19:29] Tachibana
    Things I hate, huh?
[19:31] Jinguuji
    Anything's fine! Hurry up!
[19:34] Tachibana
    Green bell peppers.
    I hate green bell peppers.
[19:41] Jinguuji
    You're 32 years old and you
    still can't eat green bell peppers?
[19:50] Jinguuji
    This power from a rage I don't quite
    understand has made things work out fine.
[19:54] Jinguuji
    Are you all right, Tachibana?
[20:00] Jinguuji
    Congratulations on leveling up.
[20:01] Tachibana
    Shut up!
[20:03] Tachibana
    It's fine for you! You can deflect beams!
    And you're strong! And you're still a guy!
[20:07] Tachibana
    I've turned into a woman and I got blind drunk
     and you could never understand how I feel!
[20:12] Tachibana
    And I can so eat green bell peppers!
[20:13] Jinguuji
    You said that last one out of spite.
[20:16] Tachibana
    Why has it always only
    me who ends up like this?
[20:20] Tachibana
    I wanted to be reborn as a hot guy
    and have girls fawn over me!
[20:24] Tachibana
    And I always got teased about
    my name being like a girl's!
[20:27] Tachibana
    In the end, even my little sister
    started calling me Hina-chan!
[20:30] Tachibana
    Jinguuji Tsukasa's a cute name, too!
[20:33] Tachibana
    Why's it only me?!
[20:35] Jinguuji
    I see.
[20:36] Jinguuji
    So, back then, you gave the heroine
    my name out of spite, did you?
[20:42] Jinguuji
    Don't cry, Tachibana.
[20:45] Jinguuji
    When you cry, it makes me sad, too.
[20:49] Jinguuji
    Come on. Let's head back.
[21:04] Tachibana
    Hey, Jinguuji...
[21:06] Jinguuji
    Hm?
[21:08] Tachibana
    Between the body and the spirit...
    where do you think gender lies?
[21:17] Jinguuji
    I think that whichever you
    think is right, is right.
[21:23] Jinguuji
    Tachibana?
[21:30] Tachibana
    The world today is crap
    for real... Total crap.
[21:33] Jinguuji
    The way you get drunk really shows your age.
[21:40] Rue
    In a place like this...
[21:50] Rue
    This meat is pretty good.
SIGN    with
[23:35] Rue
    Yum.
[23:36] Rue; background
    A mellow aroma spreads through my mouth.
[23:36] Tachibana
    Hey, Jinguuji... The Premier
    is eating her guardian deity.
[23:40] Rue; background
    The more I chew, the more the
    rich meat juices overflow.
[23:40] Tachibana
    Do you think we should tell her the truth?
[23:42] Jinguuji
    No need.
[23:42] Rue; background
    The wild, animalistic scent that tickles my nose
SIGN    Episode 4
    
     A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Dark Swordsman
[23:43] Jinguuji
    They say "not knowing is to be as a Buddha," after all.
[23:45] Jinguuji
    Though, in this case it's a god and not a Buddha.
[23:45] Rue; background
    reminds me of the land where I was born and raised.
[23:48] Rue; background
    Oh, this is yummy. So good.