# E3 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and an Angry Elf
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***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
***SIGN*** Total Fantasy Knockout
**[01:31] child A**
Mister, did you beat that thing?
**[01:33] Jinguuji**
Yes. And with only one punch.
***SIGN*** Huntsman LV 1 Acquired
**[01:34] child B**
Whoa. That's insane.
**[01:36] village man**
You did really well for your first time!
**[01:39] Jinguuji**
It's because you taught me so well.
**[01:41] Jinguuji**
If I go to a big town, will
I be able to sell this pelt?
**[01:44] village man**
I think so, but I've never seen a
creature like this before, so...
**[01:49] village chief**
That's...
**[01:51] village man**
Chief, do you know it?
**[01:52] village chief**
It's the guardian deity
of this forest, I believe.
**[01:55] Jinguuji**
Guardian deity?
**[01:56] Jinguuji**
Then, is it bad that I killed it?
**[01:59] village chief**
Not at all. It's no deity of ours, you see.
**[02:02] village chief**
Please, don't let it bother you.
**[02:04] Jinguuji**
*He seems to be implying something.*
**[02:06] child A**
Mister, where's the goddess?
**[02:08] Jinguuji**
Oh, still asleep.
**[02:11] Jinguuji**
I think it's about time I should go wake her.
**[02:14] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana—
**[02:19] Tachibana**
Oh, hey. Morning.
**[02:21] Tachibana**
My hair's so long, it just won't dry.
***SIGN*** Episode 3 .
***SIGN*** A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout .
and an Angry Elf .
**[02:35] Tachibana**
Sorry.
**[02:37] Tachibana**
I'll be more careful next time.
**[02:39] Jinguuji**
Please do.
**[02:40] Jinguuji**
The first naked female body I've seen
is yours. Just think how I feel.
**[02:44] Jinguuji**
My mood is rock bottom.
**[02:46] Tachibana**
It's not the first.
**[02:48] Tachibana**
Wait, is it seriously your first?
**[02:51] Tachibana**
Well, since we're living together,
it was bound to happen. So just accept it.
**[02:55] Jinguuji**
You could be just a little
contrite, couldn't you?
**[02:58] Tachibana**
But you know, I was excited at first!
**[03:02] Tachibana**
Like, "I'll be in the
bath with a female body!"
**[03:05] Tachibana**
But...
**[03:06] Tachibana**
The look of this body is so far
removed from my real age.
**[03:10] Tachibana**
It reminds me of my little sister.
**[03:12] Tachibana**
It just...
**[03:14] Tachibana**
Nothing happened.
**[03:15] Jinguuji**
I'm happy for you.
**[03:19] Jinguuji**
What is it?
**[03:21] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, are you really into
childlike blondes' faces?
**[03:24] Jinguuji**
I will slug you.
**[03:26] Jinguuji**
The most terrifying thing about
your appearance is the fact that
**[03:28] Jinguuji**
it warps the preferences
of anyone who sees you.
**[03:33] Tachibana**
It warps... preferences?
**[03:36] Jinguuji**
Your physical appearance...
**[03:38] Jinguuji**
There's something we might call "magic"
embedded in it which supersedes your looks.
**[03:42] Jinguuji**
The fact that it can change my thinking
against my will is terrifying.
**[03:46] Jinguuji**
Hurry up and return to being a man.
**[03:48] Tachibana**
Well, I'm starting to have
a little fun with this.
**[03:51] Tachibana**
Normally, I'd never be able to
make you this flustered.
**[03:55] Tachibana**
And the villagers really fawn all over me!
**[03:58] Tachibana**
It gives me a feeling of superiority, and—
**[04:02] Jinguuji**
You want to go back to being a man
as quickly as possible, right?
**[04:05] Tachibana**
Yes, yes! Yes, I do!
**[04:07] Jinguuji**
You do, don't you?
**[04:09] Jinguuji**
Leave it to me!
**[04:10] Jinguuji**
I'll find a way.
**[04:11] Tachibana**
You're really scary sometimes, you know that?
**[04:14] Tachibana**
So, what are we going to do next?
**[04:17] Jinguuji**
I asked around a little
in the village,
**[04:18] Jinguuji**
But it didn't seem like anyone had
ever heard of a "demon lord."
**[04:22] Jinguuji**
I heard that there's a big town ahead,
**[04:24] Jinguuji**
so we should probably go
there and gather information.
**[04:28] Jinguuji**
Now that we've acquired travel funds,
**[04:29] Jinguuji**
let's find a good time to go
and leave the village.
**[04:31] Tachibana**
Gotcha.
***SIGN*** flowing
**[04:35] Tachibana**
Doesn't it seem fluffier
and shinier than yesterday?
**[04:39] Tachibana**
Why are you good at everything
down to drying hair?
**[04:42] Jinguuji**
I've seen it done at salons.
**[04:43] Tachibana**
Is it really something that you
can do after just watching?
**[04:47] Tachibana**
Oh, yeah. What happened to the
forest that was on fire yesterday?
**[04:51] Jinguuji**
It rained, and I heard
that it put out the fire.
**[04:53] ---**
That's great.
**[04:54] villager**
Please, let's handle this peacefully...
**[04:56] Rue**
You expect me not to be enraged by this?!
**[04:59] Rue**
I wanted to settle this peacefully, too.
**[05:02] Rue**
But I simply cannot!
**[05:04] Rue**
You weren't satisfied with just the forest,
**[05:06] Rue**
so you reduced our guardian deity
to this unthinkable state as well?!
**[05:09] Rue**
Make your choice, humans!
**[05:10] Rue**
Shall I destroy this village, or will you
point out the criminals who did this?!
**[05:18] Tachibana**
You know...
**[05:19] Tachibana**
Seeing people get angry at each other
makes me uncomfortable.
**[05:23] Tachibana**
When I saw newbies at
work getting yelled at,
**[05:27] Tachibana**
it made me feel like I was
getting yelled at, too.
**[05:31] Jinguuji**
I understand what you mean,
**[05:33] Jinguuji**
but just now, it was definitely
us that she was angry with.
**[05:36] Tachibana**
You think so, too?
**[05:38] Jinguuji**
Which means that...
**[05:40] Jinguuji**
We did not burn down the forest.
**[05:42] Jinguuji**
Killing the guardian
deity was self-defense,
**[05:45] ---**
and there's nothing wrong with that!
**[05:47] Tachibana**
We should be apologizing!
Why are you speaking so arrogantly?
**[05:51] Rue**
As soon as you show yourselves,
you begin giving excuses.
**[05:54] Rue**
Does that mean that you're
the ones who did this?
**[05:56] Jinguuji**
Yes. But we wish to negotiate.
**[06:00] Rue**
The guardian deity protected
our sacred forest.
**[06:03] Rue**
If it attacked you, then you must
have trespassed on our sacred land.
**[06:06] Rue**
There is no room for negotiation here.
**[06:08] Jinguuji**
And you have no right
to speak to us that way!
**[06:11] Tachibana**
Like I said! Why are you being so arrogant?!
**[06:14] Tachibana**
I'm so sorry. He's always been rude, you see.
**[06:18] Tachibana**
Enough. Just apologize!
**[06:19] Jinguuji**
I refuse.
**[06:20] Tachibana**
*Oh, why is this guy so...*
**[06:23] Tachibana**
* But I never imagined*
* I'd get to meet a real elf...*
**[06:27] Tachibana**
*She's scary, but she's super beautiful!*
**[06:29] ---**
*I got to see something nice!*
**[06:31] Rue**
* Hmph. Well, I suppose, for*
* a human, she's all right.*
**[06:35] Rue**
*That translucent skin. Those blue eyes.*
**[06:39] Rue**
*Golden hair and a well-proportioned face...*
**[06:42] Rue**
* I will grant that she puts*
* effort into her appearance.*
**[06:45] Rue**
*But, well...*
**[06:48] Rue**
*I am far more beautiful than she!*
**[06:53] Tachibana; Jinguuji**
*Why'd she take her clothes off?*
**[06:54] Ultina**
*She's starting again.*
**[06:56] Sateyna**
* If she didn't do this,*
* she'd be fairly normal.*
**[07:00] Rue**
Is my beauty so overwhelming
that you can't even speak?
**[07:04] Rue**
That's right. We elves are followers
of the goddess of love and beauty!
**[07:09] Rue**
She is abundant, lovely, and splendid!
And we are her people!
**[07:14] Rue**
These long ears are the proof of it!
**[07:18] Jinguuji**
If you're her people, then you
can't possibly be respectable.
**[07:21] Tachibana**
And the type of long ears
is different, isn't it?
**[07:23] Rue**
You two!
**[07:25] Rue**
Admit your crimes and beg for forgiveness.
**[07:27] Rue**
Press your heads to the ground
and sing praises of my beauty.
**[07:31] Tachibana**
You mean if we just kneel
on the ground, you'll forgive us?
**[07:34] Tachibana**
Yes, my lady! With pleasure!
**[07:35] Jinguuji**
Tachibana.
**[07:37] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[07:38] Jinguuji**
There is no need to do something like
that for an exhibitionist like her.
**[07:42] Rue**
Exhibitionist?!
**[07:43] Tachibana**
I mean, she does have that look to her,
but there's a better way to say it.
**[07:43] Rue; background**
Th-Th-These garments were
bestowed upon us by the goddess!
**[07:46] Rue; background**
Passed down through my family for
generations, they are noble and...
**[07:46] Jinguuji**
I simply spoke the truth. And anyway...
**[07:50] Jinguuji**
I'm amazed that you can walk around
as nearly naked as you are.
**[07:52] Rue**
Listen to me when I'm talking to you!
**[07:57] Jinguuji**
Praise your beauty, you say?
**[07:58] Jinguuji**
I have no interest in
women in the first place.
**[08:01] Jinguuji**
And now that I've even grown
used to Tachibana's appearance,
**[08:03] ---**
you will not capture my attention.
**[08:05] Jinguuji**
Try it on some other sap.
**[08:08] Tachibana**
Hey, are you sure you're
okay with admitting to that?
**[08:11] Jinguuji**
Hm? I simply spoke the truth.
**[08:14] Rue**
*This little...*
**[08:15] Rue**
* Men are creatures who, once they've seen my*
* beautiful body, bring gifts and do as I say!*
**[08:20] Rue**
* The men of this village bring me tribute*
* to try to please me, and yet...*
**[08:25] Sateyna**
Isn't that because you're
scary when you're displeased?
**[08:28] Ultina**
Shh!
**[08:29] Rue**
That's right. Beauty is about popularity.
**[08:32] ---**
We'll decide this with a vote.
**[08:35] Rue**
Villagers!
**[08:36] Rue**
This girl or myself! Assemble before
the one you think is most beautiful!
***SIGN*** Crowded
**[08:43] Jinguuji**
I can't help feeling sorry for her.
**[08:45] Tachibana**
I-I-I think you're prettier than me, though!
**[08:49] Tachibana**
I can't compare to you at all! Seriously!
**[08:52] Tachibana**
Really, I mean it!
**[08:53] Jinguuji**
Tachibana, sometimes, consolation
can hurt as much as a blade.
**[08:58] Jinguuji**
Take this opportunity to
reexamine yourself, woman.
**[09:00] Jinguuji**
Perhaps you should first change
which deity you believe in.
**[09:04] Jinguuji**
If you do, that good-for-nothing
nature of yours might improve.
**[09:08] Tachibana**
Don't just casually suggest
a religious conversion!
**[09:13] Rue**
I see. Is that what this is?
**[09:16] Rue**
You're adherents of some
heretical religion, aren't you?
**[09:20] Tachibana**
Huh?
**[09:21] Rue**
You brainwashed the villagers, didn't you?
**[09:22] ---**
Otherwise, this outcome would be unthinkable!
**[09:26] Rue**
By causing my fall, you lessen the majesty
of our goddess! That is your plot!
**[09:30] Rue**
Defiling our sacred lands and killing our
guardian deity is all consistent with that goal!
**[09:35] Jinguuji**
I know that you don't want to
admit that you've been beaten,
**[09:38] Jinguuji**
but this is childish!
**[09:39] Rue**
I won't listen to words spoken
by those who follow heresy!
***SIGN*** O Goddess, in your exalted seat, master of the long ears,
***SIGN*** here and now, I, your humble servant, offer my beauty in your honor.
***SIGN*** I beseech thee, cleanse away the misfortune which would do me harm!
**[09:57] Tachibana**
Is... Is that magic?!
**[09:59] Jinguuji**
Stay back, Tachibana.
**[10:02] Rue**
If you die, I will be the most
beautiful being in this place.
**[10:07] Rue**
Die for my sake!
**[10:08] Tachibana**
It ended up being a really selfish reason!
**[10:15] Tachibana**
She's just shooting those
off in a place like this?
**[10:17] Tachibana**
Let's escape into the forest!
**[10:21] Tachibana**
What was that?
**[10:22] Jinguuji**
Please refrain from touching
me so thoughtlessly.
**[10:24] Jinguuji**
And holding hands is out of the question.
**[10:26] Tachibana**
You really are a pain, you know that, right?!
**[10:30] Rue**
Fools.
**[10:31] Rue**
Entering into our home field
of your own volition...
**[10:34] Rue**
Insulting our goddess is a grave crime!
**[10:37] Rue**
Atone for it with your deaths!
**[10:49] Rue**
Drat. I've overdone it
and lost sight of them.
**[10:52] Rue**
Sateyna! Ultina!
**[10:54] Sateyna; Ultina**
Yes, my lady.
**[10:55] Ultina**
We will begin searching for the enemy.
**[10:58] Tachibana**
There's no need to grab me by the
scruff of the neck, is there?!
**[11:01] Jinguuji**
If I hadn't, you probably would have died.
**[11:04] Tachibana**
Died?
**[11:05] Jinguuji**
It's all right. Even if I die,
I'll make sure that you don't.
**[11:09] Tachibana**
You...
**[11:11] Tachibana**
Don't you dare say you'll die,
even as a joke!
**[11:14] Tachibana**
If you die, there's absolutely
no doubt I'll die, too!
**[11:17] Tachibana**
Understand?!
**[11:19] Jinguuji**
I understand.
**[11:22] Jinguuji**
Don't worry. Naturally,
I have no intention of dying.
**[11:25] Jinguuji**
And I'm not one to stay beaten.
**[11:28] Tachibana**
Still, how are we gonna get close enough—
**[11:31] Tachibana**
A rock?
**[11:41] Rue**
Huh?
**[11:43] Ultina**
Premier!
**[11:44] Sateyna**
Are you all right?
**[11:50] Sateyna**
Your hair...
**[11:52] Ultina**
The symbol of your elvenhood...
**[12:00] Rue**
Wha— Huh? What's this?
**[12:02] Sateyna**
Pull yourself together!
**[12:06] Tachibana**
You're fighting a girl, you know?
Wasn't there a better way?
**[12:11] Jinguuji**
I have no intention of showing mercy
to those who would do you harm.
**[12:14] Jinguuji**
However...
**[12:15] Jinguuji**
I had no idea a simple stone
would be this powerful.
**[12:18] Tachibana**
One step wrong, and this could've
been a really grotesque sight.
**[12:22] Tachibana**
At any rate...
**[12:23] Tachibana**
It doesn't seem like it's a good time
to have a word with them.
**[12:27] Jinguuji**
Let's get out of here quickly.
**[12:28] ---**
Before things get any more volatile...
**[12:34] Rue**
Those cretins.
**[12:36] ---**
To think they'd even take our
guardian deity's pelt with them.
**[12:39] Rue**
Having been so mercilessly defeated,
I cannot return to our settlement.
**[12:44] Rue**
I will go after those two.
**[12:46] Ultina**
Premier...
**[12:48] Rue**
I shall deal a crushing blow to
those who so harmed our goddess.
**[12:52] Rue**
And I will retrieve our guardian deity.
**[12:55] Rue**
Then I will make them regret
having done this to me!
**[12:59] Ultina**
When she flies into a rage,
her true feelings come out in the end.
**[13:03] Sateyna**
And she was only just crying her heart out.
***SIGN*** Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
***SIGN*** rustle
**[13:07] Ultina**
She put it on only to take it off again?
**[13:09] Sateyna**
That's seriously laughable.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
You've never played video games?
**[13:14] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
And you've never read manga, either?
**[13:16] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Is that strange?
**[13:18] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
It's not strange, but...
**[13:20] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
Okay, let's play this game together!
**[13:23] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
The main character will, of course,
be named after me, Hinata.
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** Please enter your name
**[13:28] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
I'll let you give the heroine your name.
***SIGN*** Tsu
***SIGN*** Tsuka
***SIGN*** Tsukasa
**[13:31] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler**
It sounds like a girl's name anyway.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler**
Yours sounds like a girl's name, too.
**[13:37] Jinguuji**
We ended up in exactly the
opposite roles as back then.
**[13:40] Tachibana**
I'm tired!
**[13:42] Tachibana**
Having to get around by walking
is too harsh for modern people!
**[13:45] Tachibana**
Stupid! Seriously, so stupid!
**[13:46] Jinguuji**
We have to walk another three days
if we want to reach the town.
**[13:50] Tachibana**
Nope. Not possible.
**[13:53] Jinguuji**
I suppose it can't be helped.
**[13:55] Jinguuji**
We'll rest here for today.
**[13:59] Tachibana**
Baths really do make me feel rejuvenated.
**[14:04] Tachibana**
Whoa! What's this?
It looks like a full course meal!
**[14:06] Jinguuji**
Once the meat is done,
the meal will be complete.
**[14:10] Tachibana**
Where did you manage to
get these ingredients?
**[14:12] Jinguuji**
I asked the village huntsmen to teach
me about edible plants and things.
**[14:17] Tachibana**
You gathered ingredients and cooked
dinner while I was in the bath?
**[14:21] Jinguuji**
I worked hard since
I thought you'd be hungry.
**[14:24] Tachibana**
You worked way too hard...
**[14:26] Tachibana**
In that case...
**[14:27] Tachibana**
I guess I'll just have to bring out...
**[14:29] Tachibana**
these guys!
**[14:32] Tachibana**
Since we've got the chance, let's do
this outside, looking up at the stars!
**[14:36] Tachibana**
And now... Cheers!
**[14:44] Tachibana**
This taste is sinful.
***SIGN*** ° Despite appearances,
this is an old guy, aged 32.
**[14:46] Jinguuji**
You've got a mustache.
**[14:48] Tachibana**
I wonder how this will taste...
**[14:55] Tachibana**
The meat's got a sort of wild flavor...
**[14:57] Tachibana**
like a sort of untamed
flavor you get from game.
**[15:02] Tachibana**
Hold on. What kind of meat is this?
**[15:04] Jinguuji**
Forgive me.
**[15:05] Tachibana**
This is meat from that
guardian deity, isn't it!
***SIGN*** Sploosh
**[15:08] Jinguuji**
I drained the blood really well,
so it should taste good.
**[15:11] Tachibana**
That is so not the problem!
**[15:13] Jinguuji**
I do feel bad for having deceived you,
**[15:15] Jinguuji**
but a warm meal is necessary for
restoring energy and willpower.
**[15:19] Jinguuji**
And without protein, you can't
recover from exhaustion.
**[15:22] Tachibana**
*Oh. So it's because I said I was tired.*
**[15:26] Tachibana**
Well, having tried it, it was
better than I expected!
**[15:28] Tachibana**
The beer is good and the air is clear!
**[15:31] Tachibana**
I've got no complaints!
**[15:32] Jinguuji**
Yes. It's a nice night.
**[15:35] Tachibana**
If they've got alcohol in
this world, I want to try it!
**[15:38] Jinguuji**
Should you be treating this like a vacation?
**[15:41] Tachibana**
I've been thinking this
ever since we got here...
**[15:43] Tachibana**
Your sense of responsibility
is way too strong.
**[15:45] Tachibana**
You're too serious!
**[15:47] Tachibana**
You'll go bald at this rate!
**[15:48] Jinguuji**
Bald?
**[15:50] Tachibana**
What's wrong with treating
it like a vacation?
**[15:52] ---**
Work's been so busy, so I haven't gone anywhere.
**[15:55] Tachibana**
This is a different world, right?
**[15:56] Tachibana**
That means no one we know is
here and no one's watching!
**[15:59] Tachibana**
Why don't we slow down and take it easy?
**[16:02] Jinguuji**
No one's watching?
**[16:07] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[16:08] Jinguuji**
Now that I think about it, it has been
a while since I took a break this long.
**[16:11] Tachibana**
That's right! And we're
in a different world...
**[16:14] Tachibana**
so we can do whatever we want!
**[16:16] Jinguuji**
Wait. What are you doing?
**[16:18] Tachibana**
Someone told me that if I feel hot,
I should remove my clothes.
**[16:21] Jinguuji**
I see. You're drunk.
**[16:23] Tachibana**
I'm not drunk. How could I be
drunk from just one sip of beer?
**[16:27] Jinguuji**
That's true, but...
**[16:28] Jinguuji**
Wait! Your new body might not have
the same alcohol tolerance!
**[16:32] Tachibana**
Oh, no wonder. That's why everything
looks all sparkly and bright!
**[16:37] Tachibana**
It's because I've got a different body!
And it's this body's fault!
**[16:40] Jinguuji**
Stop babbling!
**[16:41] Jinguuji**
That's enough for tonight.
Give me your can. Come on.
***SIGN*** ° Despite appearances,
this is an old guy, aged 32.
**[16:46] Jinguuji**
You idiot!
**[16:51] Tachibana**
That's right. That's so right!
**[16:54] Tachibana**
I can do whatever I want in this world!
***SIGN*** Dash
**[16:57] Tachibana**
I am free!
**[16:58] Jinguuji**
Where are you going, Tachibana?!
**[17:03] Jinguuji**
This is why I don't like
troublesome drunks...
**[17:05] Jinguuji**
But Tachibana didn't have a
habit of taking off clothes before.
**[17:09] Jinguuji**
Does a change of body change
things like that as well?
**[17:12] Jinguuji**
No, it could also be the
effect of some kind of skill.
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
. .
When feeling openhearted or when
inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation
makes one want to remove clothing.
**[17:17] Jinguuji**
This window...
**[17:19] Jinguuji**
It seems to pop up when what I'm
thinking and the skill effects match.
***SIGN*** Information
***SIGN*** Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
. .
When feeling openhearted or when
inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation
makes one want to remove clothing.
**[17:23] Jinguuji**
But the effect of this
"blessing" is utterly useless.
**[17:26] Tachibana**
Jinguuji...
**[17:29] Jinguuji**
T-Tachibana!
**[17:33] Jinguuji**
A-Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[17:34] Tachibana**
I don't know why, but I can't move.
**[17:37] Jinguuji**
Wait there! I'll get you down.
**[17:39] Tachibana**
Huh? What's happening to me right now?
**[17:44] Tachibana**
What's with these springy rope things?
**[17:50] Tachibana**
What's this? It's suddenly pitch black.
**[17:53] Jinguuji**
It's lowering you down, Tachibana!
**[17:56] Tachibana**
Jinguuji? Where? Where are you?
**[18:01] Jinguuji**
* In this perilous situation, I can't even*
* look at her because of her skin showing!*
**[18:04] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, where are you? I feel so lonely!
***SIGN*** sniffle
**[18:08] Tachibana**
I'm gonna cry...
**[18:09] Jinguuji**
Pull your clothes back up! Your clothes!
**[18:11] Jinguuji**
I'll be right there! Just wait!
**[18:13] Jinguuji**
This thing is a pain in
a simple sort of way...
**[18:15] Tachibana**
Oh, it was my clothes.
No wonder it was so dark.
**[18:22] Tachibana**
I'll pretend I didn't see that.
**[18:23] Jinguuji**
Don't hide from reality!
**[18:25] Tachibana**
I seriously want to cry!
Why is this happening?
**[18:27] Tachibana**
What am I supposed to do here?
**[18:30] Jinguuji**
You drank too much!
**[18:32] Jinguuji**
If you won't listen when people try to
stop you, things turn out like this!
**[18:34] Tachibana**
I don't remember anyone trying to stop me!
**[18:36] Jinguuji**
I told you over and over to stop!
**[18:38] Tachibana**
All right. I've gotten scolded and
punished enough. So hurry up and save me.
**[18:42] Jinguuji**
I want nothing more than to do that, but...
**[18:45] Jinguuji**
my body won't move an inch!
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[18:47] Tachibana**
Jinguuji, your head. Your head.
**[18:49] Jinguuji**
Blast! This charmed thing
really is problematic!
**[18:52] Jinguuji**
*The reason I can't move...*
**[18:54] Jinguuji**
* Deep in my psyche, I want to stare at a*
* scantily clad Tachibana from a safe distance...*
**[18:59] Jinguuji**
*Is that it?*
**[19:01] Jinguuji**
* At this rate, Tachibana will*
* be sucked down and disappear.*
**[19:03] Jinguuji**
*It's already starting to eat her hair.*
**[19:06] Jinguuji**
*What do I do?*
**[19:07] Jinguuji**
*How can I remove the charmed effect?*
**[19:08] Jinguuji**
*Think of something!*
**[19:10] Jinguuji**
* Last time, everything worked*
* out because of that slap.*
***SIGN*** ♥ Charmed
**[19:13] Jinguuji**
* Which means that if I encounter a severe*
* shock, then this time once again...*
**[19:17] Jinguuji**
Hey, Tachibana!
**[19:18] Jinguuji**
Can you think of anything that
might shock me if I heard it?
**[19:21] Tachibana**
There's nothing in my boring life that
might give you any kind of shock.
**[19:26] Jinguuji**
Anything! Like... things you hate!
**[19:29] Tachibana**
Things I hate, huh?
**[19:31] Jinguuji**
Anything's fine! Hurry up!
**[19:34] Tachibana**
Green bell peppers.
I hate green bell peppers.
**[19:41] Jinguuji**
You're 32 years old and you
still can't eat green bell peppers?
**[19:50] Jinguuji**
This power from a rage I don't quite
understand has made things work out fine.
**[19:54] Jinguuji**
Are you all right, Tachibana?
**[20:00] Jinguuji**
Congratulations on leveling up.
**[20:01] Tachibana**
Shut up!
**[20:03] Tachibana**
It's fine for you! You can deflect beams!
And you're strong! And you're still a guy!
**[20:07] Tachibana**
I've turned into a woman and I got blind drunk
and you could never understand how I feel!
**[20:12] Tachibana**
And I can so eat green bell peppers!
**[20:13] Jinguuji**
You said that last one out of spite.
**[20:16] Tachibana**
Why has it always only
me who ends up like this?
**[20:20] Tachibana**
I wanted to be reborn as a hot guy
and have girls fawn over me!
**[20:24] Tachibana**
And I always got teased about
my name being like a girl's!
**[20:27] Tachibana**
In the end, even my little sister
started calling me Hina-chan!
**[20:30] Tachibana**
Jinguuji Tsukasa's a cute name, too!
**[20:33] Tachibana**
Why's it only me?!
**[20:35] Jinguuji**
I see.
**[20:36] Jinguuji**
So, back then, you gave the heroine
my name out of spite, did you?
**[20:42] Jinguuji**
Don't cry, Tachibana.
**[20:45] Jinguuji**
When you cry, it makes me sad, too.
**[20:49] Jinguuji**
Come on. Let's head back.
**[21:04] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji...
**[21:06] Jinguuji**
Hm?
**[21:08] Tachibana**
Between the body and the spirit...
where do you think gender lies?
**[21:17] Jinguuji**
I think that whichever you
think is right, is right.
**[21:23] Jinguuji**
Tachibana?
**[21:30] Tachibana**
The world today is crap
for real... Total crap.
**[21:33] Jinguuji**
The way you get drunk really shows your age.
**[21:40] Rue**
In a place like this...
**[21:50] Rue**
This meat is pretty good.
***SIGN*** with
**[23:35] Rue**
Yum.
**[23:36] Rue; background**
A mellow aroma spreads through my mouth.
**[23:36] Tachibana**
Hey, Jinguuji... The Premier
is eating her guardian deity.
**[23:40] Rue; background**
The more I chew, the more the
rich meat juices overflow.
**[23:40] Tachibana**
Do you think we should tell her the truth?
**[23:42] Jinguuji**
No need.
**[23:42] Rue; background**
The wild, animalistic scent that tickles my nose
***SIGN*** Episode 4
A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Dark Swordsman
**[23:43] Jinguuji**
They say "not knowing is to be as a Buddha," after all.
**[23:45] Jinguuji**
Though, in this case it's a god and not a Buddha.
**[23:45] Rue; background**
reminds me of the land where I was born and raised.
**[23:48] Rue; background**
Oh, this is yummy. So good.