E11 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Weapon for the Final Battle

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SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
SIGN    Total Fantasy Knockout
[01:32] Kalm
    How simple.
[01:33] Kalm
    Tachibana-chan's charm skill, was it?
[01:36] Kalm
    It will come in handy.
[01:40] Vizzd
    Did you make a few adjustments?
[01:42] Kalm
    I made it go a little berserk.
[01:44] Kalm
    By increasing the power of her charm,
    the hero will be physically weakened as well.
[01:48] Kalm
    Two birds with one stone.
[01:50] Kalm
    By now, the kingdom must be busy
    dealing with the rioters near the royal capital.
[01:54] Kalm
    We should have the humans destroy
    each other while we have the chance.
[01:57] Vizzd
    You really are a bad guy.
[01:59] messenger
    Head maid! It's an emergency!
[02:00] messenger
    All communications from the force that
    advanced on the capital have been cut off!
[02:03] Kalm
    Have they all been wiped out?
[02:05] messenger
    Well, according to our investigation,
    they've all returned to their regular lives...
SIGN    Feeling of Freedom!
[02:09] background
    Heave-ho!
[02:10] messenger
    and seem to be plowing
    fields completely naked.
[02:13] Kalm
    Why completely naked?
[02:14] messenger
    I've also heard that they've lost all
    their memories of the last few days.
[02:21] Kalm
    A skill that instantly dispels mind control
    from hundreds of people?
[02:25] Kalm
    That can't be!
[02:27] Vizzd
    Will it cause problems?
[02:29] Kalm
    If we made all the charmed
    hostages advance on a target,
[02:33] Kalm
    and the charm on all of them
    was broken... what would happen?
[02:35] Vizzd
    Huh? If that happened, there'd be
    no point to what we're doing here...
[02:41] Vizzd
    That's really bad, right?!
[02:43] Vizzd; background
    Is this any time to be eating cake?!
[02:43] Kalm
    It can't be. I've spent a year on this!
[02:45] Kalm
    I started with chores I didn't want
    to do, steadily working my hardest.
SIGN    Sewing Shoes Cleaning Toilets Peeling Potatoes
[02:48] Kalm
    Through meticulous preparations,
    I rose all the way to head maid.
SIGN    Tables Turned!
[02:52] Kalm
    I gathered information and finally arrived
    at a plan I knew would work, and yet...
[02:56] Kalm
    I failed to notice a human in this
    kingdom who could undo mind control!
[03:00] Kalm
    What kind of person could do that?!
[03:02] Vizzd
    What're you gonna do about this?!
    It's bad, right? Really bad!
[03:06] Vizzd; background
    Hey, what're you gonna do?
[03:08] Kalm
    There's no helping it.
    It's time to end the "Kingdom Falls to Charm" plan.
[03:08] Vizzd; background
    What're you gonna do, huh?
    This is really bad!
[03:11] Vizzd
    Oh. Do you still have other strategies?
[03:14] Kalm
    It's all too much work at this point.
[03:19] Kalm
    Let's just blow the whole kingdom up.
[03:24] Tachibana
    Yggie, what is this place?
[03:26] Ygraine
    This is our kingdom's
    underground weapons storage.
[03:29] Kalm
    Princess, there's no turning back now.
[03:33] Kalm
    The interference of an unknown force
    has caused our plan to collapse.
[03:36] Kalm
    All that's left is this last resort.
[03:40] Ygraine
    What? One plan fails and we've
    already hit the point of no return?
[03:44] Ygraine
    Must've been a really stupid plan.
[03:47] Kalm
    I wish you'd at least think of it as
    better than using our last resort.
[03:51] Ygraine
    But making use of the kingdom's
    defenses for my own purposes...
[03:56] Kalm
    Are you all right leaving
    things like this, Princess?
[04:00] Kalm
    You've put up with so much
    all alone, haven't you?
[04:04] Kalm
    A toy like this...
[04:05] Kalm
    I think you have the right to use it.
[04:11] Kalm
    A confined, cold, lonely world...
[04:14] Kalm
    Do you want to go back to that castle?
[04:17] Ygraine
    But... This seal...
[04:20] Ygraine
    it requires two members of the royal family.
[04:22] Kalm
    There's no need to worry.
[04:27] Kalm
    We have someone very similar...
[04:29] Kalm
    right here.
[04:32] Kalm
    Come, hero, you do it, too.
[04:34] Tachibana
    Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.
[04:37] Kalm
    I told you, didn't I?
[04:39] Kalm
    A way to get stronger.
[04:41] Kalm
    I said I'd teach you how.
[04:51] Kalm
    Let's go with the princess
    to defeat Jinguuji-sama.
[04:55] Tachibana
    Jinguuji?
[05:03] Vizzd
    Let's see. Manual, manual... Oh, here it is!
[05:08] Ygraine
    What will we do with this?
[05:11] Ygraine
    I don't like the idea of making
    threats using military force!
[05:15] Kalm
    "What," you ask? That should be obvious.
[05:23] Kalm
    You've worked me quite
    hard for the last year.
[05:26] Kalm
    The next thing you'll see is your
    kingdom as a field of flames!
[05:33] Vizzd
    All kinds of things have
    been pent up around here.
[05:36] Vizzd
    Hey, what're we gonna do about this one?
[05:39] Kalm
    Oh, the hero? It will be
    a source of motive power.
[05:42] Kalm
    We'll use up all that excessive
     goddess power of yours.
[05:47] Tachibana
    Motive power?
[05:48] Tachibana
    What's "motive power"?
[05:52] Kalm
    Now, let us go, Vizzd-chan!
[05:55] Kalm
    Switch on!
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout .
    and a Weapon for the Final Battle .
[06:07] Jinguuji
    What is this?
[06:09] Schwartz
    Jinguuji-san! There!
[06:24] Mehpon
    Kersmash!
[06:27] Mehpon
    Kersmash!
[06:30] Jinguuji
    Hey, Shen. What is that thing?
[06:32] Shen
    What could that thing be?
[06:35] Jinguuji
    Are you joking around right now?
[06:37] Shen
    His confusion is so great
    it's turned into rage.
[06:40] Lucius
    That's...
[06:42] Jinguuji
    Interrogator, do you know it?
[06:44] Lucius
    It's cute.
[06:45] Jinguuji
    Is it?!
[06:46] Lucius
    I mean... It resembles a creature
    I saw in a book a long time ago.
[06:48] Mehpon; background
    Crash! Crash! Crash!
[06:51] Lucius
    A presence that would act as the
    guardian deity of this kingdom.
[06:53] Shen
    By guardian deity, do you mean one of those...
[06:56] Shen
    Long ears and an extremely large body.
[07:00] Shen
    Light comes from its mouth,
    and it's said it protects believers.
[07:05] Schwartz
    So, it means us no harm?
[07:09] Lucius
    Well, it supposedly protects us, so...
[07:09] Mehpon; background
    Crash! Crash! Crash!
[07:12] Lucius
    It might even be a lucky omen!
[07:14] Schwartz
    Really? I'm so grateful!
[07:16] Jinguuji
    No, I don't think that
    thing's quite so admirable.
[07:19] Mehpon; background
    Kersmash!
[07:34] Jinguuji
    This has to be a joke, right?
[07:35] Schwartz
    I'm not feeling grateful at all.
[07:39] Vandam
    What's this? Why would our
    kingdom's guardian deity do this?
[07:43] Schwartz
    Your Majesty?!
[07:44] Jinguuji
    May we ask you for more details?
[07:46] Vandam
    That is our kingdom's
    ancient defense weapon...
[07:49] Vandam
    Mehpon!
[07:51] Vandam
    That adorable appearance does more
    than dampen fighting spirits.
[07:54] Vandam
    It possesses enough power
    to change the terrain.
[07:56] Vandam
    It is a gift from our goddess!
SIGN    Yaaaaay!
[07:59] (Flashback) goddess
    Isn't it cute?!
[08:00] Jinguuji
    That answer absolutely explains
    its ridiculous form.
SIGN    Isn't it cute?!
[08:04] Vandam
    And unless two of the royal family,
     each bearing the holy crest, are together,
[08:08] ---
    it shouldn't activate at all.
[08:09] Vandam
    How can this be?
[08:11] Schwartz
    Which means...
[08:13] Jinguuji
    It was the princess and Tachibana.
[08:16] Jinguuji
    Tachibana...
[08:18] Schwartz
    So... What about a way to defeat it?
[08:21] Vandam
    I don't know or care about that!
[08:23] Vizzd
    Blast it. The reactions
    are bigger than I thought!
[08:26] Vizzd
    Modifying course.
[08:28] Kalm
    Hey! Don't take it off this course!
[08:30] Kalm
    With a weapon this difficult to handle,
    the first shot is incredibly important!
[08:34] Vizzd
    Oh, pipe down! I'll hit the target next time!
[08:41] Schwartz
    It's coming again!
[08:43] Lucius
    Your Majesty! Please run!
[08:50] Schwartz
    What are you doing, Jinguuji-san?!
[08:52] Jinguuji
    Schwartz, what I know as "adults"
    are not simple creatures.
[08:58] Jinguuji
    In something like a love affair...
[09:00] Jinguuji
    the darkness runs deep. Truly.
[09:02] Schwartz
    When someone with a handsome face
    says that, it sounds more convincing.
[09:05] Jinguuji
    And Tachibana is no exception to that.
[09:09] Jinguuji
    Until just now, that's what I believed.
[09:11] Jinguuji
    Its appearance might be ridiculous,
[09:13] Jinguuji
    but that is undoubtedly a killing machine.
[09:16] Jinguuji
    Tachibana would never voluntarily
    do something like this.
[09:19] Schwartz
    Jinguuji-san...
[09:21] Jinguuji
    Whether that thing has gone out of control
[09:23] Jinguuji
    or is being controlled by someone...
[09:26] Jinguuji
    I have a duty to stop it!
[09:33] Schwartz
    Well, I can't let you show
    off all on your own, can I?
[09:37] Jinguuji
    Schwartz...
[09:39] Schwartz
    We're probably the only ones in
     this castle who can stop that thing.
[09:43] Schwartz
    If we don't stand and face it, who will?!
[09:46] Schwartz
    That's what this is, right?
[09:49] Jinguuji
    Yes, that's right!
[09:51] Jinguuji
    Well, I'll leave the rest to you.
[09:54] Schwartz
    Huh?
[09:55] Jinguuji
    When I'm away from Tachibana,
    I lose my supernatural strength.
[09:59] Jinguuji
    I'm weak.
[10:00] Jinguuji
    I won't be any help at all.
[10:02] Schwartz
    What? Really?
[10:03] Schwartz
    No, Jinguuji-san, we're talking about you.
    You must have some kind of plan, right?
[10:08] Jinguuji
    I have nothing of the sort.
[10:09] Schwartz
    You don't?!
[10:11] Shen
    His sword can cut through anything, right?
[10:13] Shen
    Then couldn't it cut through that beam?
[10:16] Jinguuji
    I see. Let's go with that.
[10:17] Schwartz
    Whaaa?!
[10:19] Schwartz
    No, wait, hang on!
[10:21] Schwartz
    Are we okay with using such
    a thrown-together plan?!
[10:23] Shen
    You ask that, but...
[10:25] Jinguuji
    We don't have time to think about it, do we?
[10:27] Shen
    Do your best.
[10:28] Jinguuji
    Do your best.
[10:29] Schwartz
    W-Wait!
[10:30] Shen
    Are you listening? If you mess up,
    everyone will die.
[10:37] Lucius
    This way! Don't panic!
[10:41] Vizzd
    Fire!
[11:05] Shen
    We're saved... right?
[11:07] Jinguuji
    Impressive. You're able to do things now.
[11:13] Schwartz
    I get it. I get it already!
    I just have to do it, right?!
[11:16] Schwartz
    If I don't do it, then lots of
    people will die! And I'll die, too!
[11:21] Jinguuji
    You've become more like a hero.
[11:23] Schwartz
    No one asked you!
[11:26] Vizzd
    Humans! Well done surviving that attack!
[11:29] Vizzd
    I praise you for it!
[11:30] Schwartz
    What's that voice? Is it coming
    from inside that thing?
[11:33] Jinguuji
    I feel like I've heard it somewhere.
[11:35] Vizzd
    As a reward, I shall tell you my name.
[11:39] Vizzd
    I am Vizzd the Incomparably Skilled!
[11:41] Vizzd
    A top officer of the Demon Lord's forces!
[11:43] Vizzd
    Humans, I shall take you to the
    world of the dead as souvenirs!
[11:46] Jinguuji
    Oh, it's her.
[11:47] Schwartz
    If we're facing the Demon Lord's forces,
    then there's no reason to hold back.
[11:51] Schwartz
    I'm definitely gonna cut it to pieces!
[11:53] Jinguuji
    You're doing great! Morale is high!
[11:55] Shen
    You can win! You can beat it!
[11:57] Schwartz
    No one asked you!
[12:00] Vizzd
    Cut this Mehpon to pieces, you say?
[12:02] Vizzd
    You sure talk big, you background character!
[12:04] Schwartz
    Huh? Could it be it can hear our voices?
[12:08] Jinguuji
    What kind of technology is that?
[12:10] Vizzd
    Do it, if you think you can!
[12:12] Vizzd
    But I don't know what'll happen
    to the hero inside this thing!
[12:16] Schwartz
    Argh! Tachibana-san's inside that thing?
[12:18] Schwartz
    That's a cowardly trick!
[12:21] Jinguuji
    Now, don't say that, Schwartz.
[12:23] Jinguuji
    It doesn't make sense to call
    such a young child "cowardly."
[12:27] Jinguuji
    It's actually the perfect level
    of handicap for us, isn't it?
[12:30] Vizzd
    Y-You little...
[12:33] Vizzd
    You are the one person
    I'm definitely gonna kill, Four-Eyes!
[12:38] Schwartz
    Why would you provoke her?!
[12:41] Jinguuji
    Okay. Get ready to
    counterattack, Schwartz.
[12:44] Schwartz
    Huh?
[12:51] Vizzd
    Did I get them?
[12:57] Vizzd
    Were Four-Eyes and the
    background character vaporized?
[12:59] Kalm
    Of course not!
[13:01] Kalm
    You missed! They got away!
[13:03] Kalm
    This is your fault for acting
     like everything's easy!
[13:06] Kalm
    You should have defeated them with
    repeated fire before things came to this!
[13:10] Vizzd
    Mehpon can't do rapid fire.
[13:12] Vizzd
    It has to cool down after each adorable beam.
[13:15] Kalm
    Then why did you waste shots?!
[13:17] Vizzd
    Don't call them wasted shots!
[13:19] Vizzd
    I had a snappy conversation
[13:20] Vizzd
    to buy time so they wouldn't
    notice the weakness, didn't I?
[13:23] Kalm
    What do you mean "snappy conversation"?!
[13:25] Kalm
    Thanks to that, they know
    where the hero is, too!
[13:29] Kalm
    Why do you think you were talking
    with Four-Eyes and the hero?
[13:32] Kalm
    It's because if he gets close,
    he'll be dangerous!
[13:35] Vizzd
    Oh, be quiet! I just have to make
    it so he doesn't get close, right?!
[13:44] Jinguuji
    I'll leave the landing to you!
[13:46] Schwartz
    No, no, no, no, no!
[13:52] Schwartz
    What was that, all of a sudden?!
[13:54] Jinguuji
    The provocation was meant
    to make her target us.
[13:57] Jinguuji
    And she's lost sight of her target,
[13:59] Jinguuji
    the castle will probably
    avoid damage for a while.
[14:03] Jinguuji
    Mehpon probably can't shoot continuously.
[14:06] Jinguuji
    It took time between the
    first and second shots,
[14:09] Jinguuji
    and if also consider that unnatural conversation
     was just to buy time, it makes sense.
[14:14] Jinguuji
    Based on what Vizzd said, we can surmise
    that Tachibana is inside the robot.
[14:18] Jinguuji
    So we'll use this time to get closer to it.
[14:21] Jinguuji
    If we get close, I'll be able to help
    fight and our chances will increase.
[14:24] Jinguuji
    That is all. Any questions?
[14:26] Schwartz
    Well, let's see...
[14:28] Schwartz
    That line, "That is all. Any questions?"
[14:31] Schwartz
    Can I add it to my list of things
    I want to say at least once in my life?
[14:34] Jinguuji
    Hurry up. The next beam is coming.
[14:37] Shen
    Jinguuji-san!
[14:39] Shen
    It's a crocodog. Please make use of it!
[14:48] Tachibana
    This place...
[14:50] Tachibana
    I seem to be floating.
[14:52] Tachibana
    What is this place?
[14:54] Tachibana
    Where was I again?
[15:00] Tachibana
    What's this? Is someone shooting
    a beam or something?
[15:04] Tachibana
    Is it fighting with something?
[15:11] Tachibana
    Jinguuji...
SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
[15:19] Lucius
    Mehpon!
[15:20] Schwartz
    Master?
[15:22] (Flashback) principal
    Jinguuji Tsukasa.
[15:24] (Flashback) principal
    As you have achieved high
    outstanding scores in kendo,
[15:28] (Flashback) principal
    we present you with this award.
[15:29] (Flashback) student A
    Jinguuji's amazing!
[15:31] (Flashback) student B
    That guy really can do anything.
[15:34] (Flashback) student C
    Man, I want one, too!
[15:42] Schwartz
    Take that!
[15:49] Vizzd
    What's with that sword?!
[15:51] Vizzd
    Some idiot must have thought
    that sword up, right?!
[15:53] Kalm
    It does possess a very bizarre power.
[15:55] Kalm
    Blast it. Are there any countermeasures?
[15:57] Vizzd
    Mehpon isn't good at close combat!
[15:59] Vizzd
    If they get close, we're gonna lose!
[16:02] Vizzd
    Can't you use that strange power like before?
[16:05] Kalm
    It takes time for that to deploy.
[16:08] Vizzd
    That means you're pretty much useless, too!
[16:11] Kalm
    My abilities lie in covert specializations.
[16:13] Vizzd
    We're not gonna get anywhere at this rate.
[16:16] Vizzd
    If the next attack gets deflected,
[16:18] ---
    they'll get close for sure
    and then it's kaboom!
[16:20] Vizzd
    In which case, all that's left is to
    challenge them with all the power we have left!
[16:24] Kalm
    Idiot! That's an idiotic train of thought!
[16:27] Kalm
    Don't do it! If you use full power,
    the reaction will be too big and—
[16:30] Vizzd
    Stupid! Stupid! Shut up!
[16:32] Vizzd
    I'm firing! Fire!
[16:33] Kalm
    Wait!
[16:36] Vizzd
    Huh? What happened?
    Is there some kind of bug?
[16:38] Kalm
    Hey, is everything all right?
[16:42] Vizzd
    What?
[16:43] Vizzd
    Everything's going pitch black!
[16:44] Kalm
    What? What happened? What's going on?
[16:48] Jinguuji
    We're close!
[16:50] Jinguuji
    We'll go around and head in from below!
[16:51] Jinguuji
    It won't be able to shoot those
    beams very well behind itself!
[16:54] Schwartz
    Jinguuji-san! Look up!
[17:00] Jinguuji
    Switching attack patterns when
    we get close is quite impertinent.
[17:04] Jinguuji
    Your thinking's better than
    I guessed, you rotten brat!
[17:07] Tachibana
    Sorry for being a rotten brat!
[17:10] Jinguuji
    That voice! Is that you, Tachibana?
[17:13] Vizzd
    Kalm!
[17:15] Vizzd
    I didn't do anything, but Mehpon's broken!
[17:19] Vizzd
    It's totally dark and I haven't
    input anything, but it's moving!
[17:23] Kalm
    Is this a rampage?
[17:25] Vizzd
    A rampage?
[17:26] Vizzd
    Is it because I pushed you too hard?
     I'm sorry, Mehpon!
[17:29] Kalm
    No, not Mehpon...
[17:31] Kalm
    It's the hero inside.
[17:33] Vizzd
    What?
[17:34] Jinguuji
    Tachibana! I'm glad you're safe!
[17:37] Jinguuji
    You're inside Mehpon, right?
    Can you get out on your own?
[17:41] Tachibana
    Huh? Why would I get out?
[17:43] Tachibana
    I've gotten my hands on
    this incredible power.
[17:47] Tachibana
    I'm not gonna give it up that easily!
[17:49] Schwartz
    Something seems strange, doesn't it?
[17:52] Tachibana
    Jinguuji...
[17:54] Tachibana
    I will defeat you!
[17:56] Jinguuji
    Why?!
[17:57] Jinguuji
    I came here to rescue you!
[17:59] Tachibana
    You're always doing that,
    aren't you, Jinguuji?
[18:02] Tachibana
    That's right. You can do anything.
[18:04] Tachibana
    Is it fun looking down on people?
[18:07] Tachibana
    You're popular with women,
[18:08] ---
    and you don't hide your thoughts
    about it; you hate it!
[18:10] Tachibana
    And bosses like you, too, because
    you're good at your work!
[18:13] Tachibana
    I hate you for all of that!
[18:15] Tachibana; echoes
    ...hate! ...hate! ...hate!
[18:18] Schwartz
    What is this all of a sudden?
[18:19] Jinguuji
    No idea.
[18:20] Schwartz
    Did you fight or something?
[18:22] Jinguuji
    No, I don't feel like we
    did anything like that...
[18:24] Tachibana
    Shut up, you idiot!
[18:26] Tachibana
    I've got stuff bottled up
    inside me even if you don't!
[18:30] mehpon
    Kersmash!
[18:33] Tachibana
    Strength is flooding through me.
    And it's a crushing power at that!
[18:37] Tachibana
    This is the first time
    I've felt like this in all my life!
[18:40] Schwartz
    Does anyone these days say
    cheesy lines like that?
[18:44] Jinguuji
    I don't think Tachibana wants
     to hear that from you.
[18:46] Schwartz
    Things seem to be getting more complicated...
[18:48] Schwartz
    Should we execute a brute force rescue?
[18:50] Schwartz
    Now that we're close,
    your strength has returned, right?
[18:53] Jinguuji
    Well, about that...
[18:55] Jinguuji
    In spite of getting closer,
    my strength hasn't returned.
[18:58] Schwartz
    What?! But that means you're useless!
[19:01] Schwartz
    Hey, what are you going to
    do about this situation?!
[19:03] Jinguuji
    I thought that my power's waning had to
    do with my distance from Tachibana...
[19:04] Schwartz
    Hey! Hey, Four-Eyes!
[19:08] Jinguuji
    Does the fact that a info
    window hasn't appeared
SIGN    Information
SIGN    Blessings of the Goddess of Love MAX
    
    
    
    When feeling openhearted or when inhibitions are lowered, a sense of liberation makes one want to remove clothing.
[19:11] Jinguuji
    mean that there's a different reason?
[19:16] Jinguuji
    Tachibana! Why?
[19:19] Jinguuji
    It's true that I'm popular with women,
    but that's a different issue!
[19:22] Jinguuji
    Why would something like that
    affect you after all this time?!
[19:24] Schwartz
    I think it might be because you're like that.
[19:26] Tachbana
    Why? That should be obvious.
[19:31] Tachibana
    Because I want to be praised!
[19:35] Jinguuji; Schwartz
    Huh?
[19:36] Tachibana
    You don't know, do you, Jinguuji?
[19:38] ---
    How I've been treated while
    I've been around you.
[19:42] Tachibana
    Like trailing goldfish crap,
    or a suckerfish...
[19:45] Tachibana
    The opinions of everyone
     around me were horrible!
[19:49] Schwartz
    Whoa...
[19:50] Tachibana
    And on top of that, you...
[19:52] Tachibana
    You! You! You!
[19:53] Jinguuji
    Me?!
[19:54] Tachibana
    Have you ever once, in your
    whole life, praised me?!
[19:58] Tachibana
    No, you haven't!
[19:59] Tachibana
    So I'll just get stronger
    than you, like this,
[20:01] Tachibana
    and have you praise me for it!
[20:05] Schwartz
    What are we going to do about this?!
[20:08] Jinguuji
    You ask me, but...
[20:09] Schwartz
    Enough already, right?
[20:11] ---
    Just give some random praise about anything!
[20:13] Jinguuji
    Anything... just randomly?
[20:18] Jinguuji
    Hey, Tachibana!
[20:19] Tachibana
    Huh? What is it?
[20:21] Jinguuji
    You're...
[20:22] Jinguuji
    really cool... you know?
[20:25] Tachibana
    You're saying stuff you don't mean!
[20:27] Schwartz
    How bad at this can you be?!
[20:29] Schwartz
    Jinguuji-san!
SIGN    Phew〜
[20:36] Jinguuji
    A Japanese door is built to withstand
     the country's frequent earthquakes.
[20:40] Jinguuji
    It's sturdy. Not a scratch on it.
[20:41] Schwartz
    You can use it like that?
[20:44] Jinguuji
    Hey, Tachibana!
[20:46] Jinguuji
    No matter the circumstances,
    that was entirely too dangerous!
[20:48] Jinguuji
    If it were anyone but me, they'd be dead—
[20:49] Tachibana
    Must be nice to be you.
[20:51] Tachibana
    You're always being told you're
    amazing, or that you're cool...
[20:54] Tachibana
    No one's ever used those
    words of praise for me.
[20:59] Tachibana
    And you're the same, right?
[21:01] Tachibana
    You're saying there's not a
    single thing to praise about me.
[21:05] Tachibana
    But you know...
[21:06] Tachibana
    what's wrong with me getting
    fawned over a little?
[21:09] Jinguuji
    What's wrong, Tachibana?
[21:11] Jinguuji
    You're throwing a tantrum like a child!
[21:13] Tachibana
    Shut up!
[21:15] Tachibana
    I know that!
[21:17] Tachibana
    I'm not doing this because I want to.
[21:20] Tachibana
    I know that what I'm saying is childish.
[21:23] Tachibana
    But, you know... being an adult...
[21:25] Tachibana
    I'm not as grown up as you think!
[21:28] Tachibana
    My looks, my brains, my athleticism...
[21:31] Tachibana
    I'm not gifted in anything!
[21:33] Tachibana
    It's because I've got nothing!
[21:36] Schwartz
    Tachibana-san...
[21:40] Tachibana
    And getting called
     "trailing goldfish crap"...
[21:42] Tachibana
    is because I've got nothing
    that's equal to what you have!
[21:45] Tachibana
    And no matter how cute I might look,
[21:48] Tachibana
    if I'm worthless to you,
    then it doesn't mean anything!
[21:51] Tachibana
    And the reason I'm suffering
    so much right now...
[21:53] Tachibana
    is because the only thing I can brag
    about is having you as a friend!
[22:00] Tachibana
    It's because I'm a person with nothing!
SIGN    with
[23:35] Tachibana
    I will now read a letter.
[23:37] Tachibana
    "I have a question about that
    dog-like, crocodile-like animal."
[23:40] Tachibana
    Oh, the crocodog, right?
[23:41] Tachibana
    "What sound does it make?"
SIGN    Episode 12
    
    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and
[23:43] Tachibana
    I see.
[23:44] Tachibana
    Well, let's listen to its actual call.
[23:46] Tachibana
    Make a sound. Come on. Make a sound.
[23:48] Wanu
    Woof! Woof!
[23:48] Tachibana
    Okay! See you next week!