E12 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and

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[00:04] Schwartz
    Jinguuji-san!
[00:10] Schwartz
    Why won't you dodge?!
[00:13] Jinguuji
    I'm sorry, Tachibana.
[00:15] Jinguuji
    I didn't know I'd made you feel so tormented.
[00:18] Schwartz
    Jinguuji-san...
[00:20] Jinguuji
    But... I've never once praised anyone,
     since the day I was born.
[00:25] Jinguuji
    I don't know how to do it.
[00:27] Jinguuji
    No idea at all.
[00:29] Schwartz
    That makes you a crappy person!
[00:32] Tachibana
    Hey! Don't interfere, Schwa-kun!
[00:35] Schwartz
    Huh?! That's cheating!
[00:38] Tachibana
    Linear attacks get cut down.
[00:41] Tachibana
    And punches get the arms knocked off.
[00:43] Tachibana
    In that case...
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout
    and . .
[00:53] Tachibana
    How d'you like this?!
[00:56] Schwartz
    We're gonna die! We're
    gonna die! We're gonna die!
[00:59] Schwartz
    This is all crap!
[01:00] Jinguuji
    Schwartz, it's just as you say...
[01:02] Jinguuji
    I am a crappy person.
[01:04] Schwartz
    What?!
[01:04] Schwartz
    What are you babbling about
    when I'm so freakin' busy?!
[01:07] Schwartz; background
    Whoa! Eek!
[01:07] Jinguuji
    Simply being with me seems to hurt people.
[01:12] Jinguuji
    I thought that I was giving
    reasonable guidance,
[01:13] Schwartz; background
    Jinguuji-san...
[01:15] Jinguuji
    but when the person receiving
    it feels it isn't reasonable,
[01:17] Jinguuji
    the misunderstanding
    hurts that person's pride.
[01:18] Schwartz; background
    Jinguuji-san!
[01:20] Schwartz
    Wha—! Jinguuji-san, wait!
[01:23] Jinguuji
    In my case, I'm so much better
    than society at large...
[01:27] Schwartz; background
    Whoa, this is bad! I'm gonna die!
[01:27] Jinguuji
    There aren't many people who
    can accept that about me.
[01:31] Jinguuji
    If being with me is painful
    for Tachibana, then...
[01:35] Jinguuji
    It would be better if I disappeared
    from Tachibana's sight.
[01:38] Schwartz
    Weren't you listening?!
[01:41] Schwartz
    Tachibana-san just said that she's
    proud of having you as a friend!
[01:47] Schwartz
    She's unhinged enough to shoot off those
    crazy beams, but she's still saying that!
[01:52] Schwartz
    Those words don't come out unless you
    feel them from the bottom of your heart!
[01:55] Schwartz
    Right now, Tachibana-san isn't acting
    normal, no matter how you look at it.
[01:58] Schwartz
    Jinguuji-san, if you two fight and
    split up while she's in that state,
[02:02] Schwartz
    Tachibana-san will absolutely regret it!
[02:06] Jinguuji
    Then what am I supposed to do?
[02:08] Schwartz
    She's been telling you that!
[02:10] Schwartz
    Please compliment Tachibana-san!
[02:14] Jinguuji
    But I failed at that earlier...
[02:16] Schwartz
    What Tachibana-san needs right now
[02:19] Schwartz
    aren't words that only praise
    his appearance, like earlier...
[02:22] Schwartz
    he needs words from the
    heart of his best friend!
[02:25] Jinguuji
    I know that!
[02:27] Jinguuji
    But...
[02:28] Schwartz
    What? You still have issues?!
[02:31] Jinguuji
    Well...
[02:33] Jinguuji
    Isn't it embarrassing? Praising someone...
[02:36] Schwartz
    Quit being a pain!
[02:40] Jinguuji
    Wh-What are you doing?
[02:41] Schwartz
    Shut up!
[02:43] Schwartz
    You've dragged an entire kingdom into your
    baffling lovers' quarrel! Imagine how that feels!
[02:47] Jinguuji
    Lovers' quarrel?
[02:49] Schwartz
    You're thirty-ish, but you sound
     like a whiny teenager!
[02:53] Schwartz
    That's why the princess can steal
    Tachibana-san away and make you all jealous!
[02:57] Jinguuji
    I've told you, I'm not jealous!
[03:00] Schwartz
    That's right!
[03:01] Schwartz
    That's the problem right there!
[03:03] Schwartz
    You know, normally, even between guys...
[03:05] Schwartz
    I think there can be jealousy, don't you?!
[03:10] Jinguuji
    What's this you say?
[03:14] Jinguuji
    Have you felt that way? With a guy? Jealous?
[03:19] Schwartz
    Yes, I have!
[03:21] Schwartz
    When my friend Yamazato-kun
    found a girlfriend
[03:22] ---
    and wouldn't hang out with me at all anymore,
[03:24] Schwartz
    I was super jealous! Is there
    something weird about that?!
[03:28] Schwartz
    You keep your distance from Tachibana-san
    because you're guys or whatever,
[03:32] Schwartz
    but being that self-conscious of
    it is actually weirder...
[03:36] Jinguuji
    I see. It's normal, is it?
[03:39] Jinguuji
    It's normal.
[03:43] Jinguuji
    I was scolded and told I was
    spoiled for relying on others.
[03:47] Jinguuji
    I was rebuked and told
    that tears weren't good.
[03:51] Jinguuji
    "Never waver. Always conduct
    yourself in a dignified way."
[03:55] Jinguuji
    "Set an example for the rest of society."
[03:56] Jinguuji
    That's how I was raised.
[03:58] Schwartz
    Jinguuji-san?
[04:02] Jinguuji
    "Never show your weaknesses."
[04:05] Jinguuji
    "Never show vulnerability."
[04:07] Jinguuji
    "Be strong. That is how you will
    be able to survive on your own."
[04:12] Jinguuji
    "Baring your heart to another..."
[04:15] Jinguuji
    "is showing vulnerability."
[04:18] Jinguuji
    But!
[04:20] Jinguuji
    Guys can be jealous with each other!
[04:22] Jinguuji
    That's normal!
[04:27] Jinguuji
    Right?!
[04:28] Schwartz
    Huh?! Uh, yes! That's right! Probably!
[04:33] Jinguuji
    In that case!
[04:36] Tachibana
    How's that?
[04:41] Jinguuji
    Then it's high time that I let myself
    be honest with my best friend, at least.
[04:46] Jinguuji
    Right, Schwartz?!
[04:48] Schwartz
    Exactly!
[04:50] Tachibana
    Why?
[04:52] Tachibana
    Why do you stop me, Jinguuji?
[04:54] Tachibana
    I've held back all this time!
[04:57] Tachibana
    You know, at times like this...
[05:00] Tachibana
    you could let me feel good,
    just a little, couldn't you?!
[05:04] Jinguuji
    I envied you!
[05:07] Jinguuji
    You always had people around you!
[05:09] Jinguuji
    And you were always
     surrounded by smiles!
[05:14] Jinguuji
    Just being there made me feel warm inside!
[05:18] Jinguuji
    Earlier you were saying that
    you don't have anything,
[05:21] Jinguuji
    but you still have so much that I don't!
[05:25] Jinguuji
    That's how you look to me!
[05:28] Kalm
    But do you think he really
    means what he says?
[05:33] Kalm
    In spite of how many years
    you've spent together,
[05:36] Kalm
    you don't know how he
    feels deep in his heart.
[05:39] Kalm
    He's very intelligent.
[05:41] Kalm
    He could hide whatever feelings
    he likes, couldn't he?
[05:45] Kalm
    Just as you hid your jealousy of him.
[05:49] Tachibana
    That's right.
[05:50] Tachibana
    Deep in your heart, you're
    laughing at me, aren't you?
[05:54] Tachibana
    After all, I've been envious
    of you all this time...
[05:56] Tachibana
    and I've felt like it was unfair
    that I had no talents...
[06:00] Tachibana
    No matter what I did,
    I never lasted very long...
[06:03] Tachibana
    And despite not doing nearly as much,
     I'm the one who complained the most!
[06:06] Tachibana
    But you could do everything!
[06:09] Tachibana
    The difference between us was clear!
[06:11] Tachibana
    You've got tons of certificates
    of recognition!
[06:13] Tachibana
    You were the student council president
    and the student representative!
[06:16] Tachibana
    You're so popular it could kill you!
[06:21] Tachibana
    You never tolerated bad things happening...
[06:23] Tachibana
    You rescued the weak...
[06:26] Tachibana
    I've thought all this since
    the moment I met you.
[06:29] Tachibana
    We were in the same class...
[06:30] Tachibana
    but you never talked to anyone, ever...
[06:33] Tachibana
    I didn't even know your name!
[06:36] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler
    Hey, are you all right?
[06:39] Tachibana
    That's right! I was jealous!
[06:42] Tachibana
    All this time, I've wanted to be like you!
[06:47] Tachibana
    To me, you were...
[06:50] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    just like...
[06:53] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    You were just like a !
[07:01] Tachibana
    You were like a hero!
[07:03] Tachibana
    I admired you!
[07:07] (Flashback) Jinguuji; elementary schooler
    Is it strange?
SIGN    Kawa City Yuikawa Elementary School Student Compositions
[07:09] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    I mean...
[07:10] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    wanting to be that when
    you grow up is kinda...
[07:15] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    But I think it's great.
SIGN    Predictions for the Future
SIGN    1: What do you dream of being in the future?
    A Hero
    2: What will you be doing when you've turned 18?
    Going to university
    3: What will you be doing when you've turned 60?
    Sweeping up after others
    Memories of the last 6 years:
    Nothing in particular
[07:19] (Flashback) Tachibana; elementary schooler
    A hero.
[07:31] Schwartz
    It... stopped moving?
[07:36] Schwartz
    Huh? Is it making a gross noise?
[07:38] Jinguuji
    The sound of vomiting, I think.
[07:43] Schwartz
    Wh-Wh-What's that noise? What's going on?!
[07:47] Jinguuji
    An error warning, I think.
[07:48] system voice
    Error. Error. Unknown interference
    with energy detected.
[07:55] system voice
    Change to rhesus mode immediately.
[07:59] system voice
    Starting now, all life forms in
    the vicinity will be annihilated.
[08:04] Schwartz
    What is this?
[08:05] Jinguuji
    It seems pretty bad.
[08:13] Schwartz
    This couldn't be...
SIGN    Homing
SIGN    Lasers
[08:16] Schwartz
    Isn't this the type of mark that
    tracks you even if you run?!
SIGN    That type of mark
[08:18] Jinguuji
    Yes, it is.
[08:20] Schwartz
    This is bad! What're we
    gonna do, Jinguuji-san?!
[08:22] Schwartz
    As far as I know, that "annihilation"
    word the rhesus thing said is bad!
[08:26] Jinguuji
    Calm down.
[08:28] Jinguuji
    What we must do has only become clearer.
[08:31] Jinguuji
    In short, I will rescue Tachibana.
[08:34] Jinguuji
    After that, I just need to destroy Mehpon.
[08:38] Jinguuji
    Will you help me?
[08:39] Jinguuji
    No...
[08:40] Jinguuji
    Cover me, Schwa-kun!
[08:43] Schwartz
    Leave it to me!
[08:49] Schwartz
    I have already...
[08:50] Schwartz
    seen through that!
[08:56] Schwartz
    Jinguuji-san!
[08:57] Jinguuji
    Right!
[09:10] Jinguuji
    She really went and made something
    uncalled-for, that crappy goddess!
[09:14] Jinguuji
    It's time...
[09:16] Jinguuji
    to give Tachibana back!
[09:30] Jinguuji
    Are you all right, Tachibana?
[09:32] Jinguuji
    It's just like the morning of a hangover.
[09:35] Jinguuji
    Hey!
[09:37] Jinguuji
    Are you conscious?
[09:42] Tachibana
    Jinguuji?
[09:49] Jinguuji
    B-Blast it...
[09:50] Jinguuji
    It's been a while, so I let my guard down!
[09:52] Jinguuji
    Those teary eyes have incredible power!
[09:56] Tachibana
    I-I... How could I do something
    so pathetic at my age...
[10:01] Tachibana
    To you, Jinguuji, and to the
    people of this kingdom...
[10:04] Tachibana
    I've caused problems for all kinds of people.
[10:07] Tachibana
    I let myself get swept up
    into helping the rebellion.
[10:10] Tachibana
    Before I knew it, I was
    on a rampage with a robot.
[10:12] Tachibana
    It's inexcusable.
[10:15] Tachibana
    I hate myself.
[10:18] Tachibana
    I really don't have anything to my credit any more.
[10:25] Jinguuji
    Tachibana.
[10:27] Jinguuji
    I will only say this once, so listen closely.
[10:29] Jinguuji
    I...
[10:32] Jinguuji
    I think you're really amazing.
    I think you're a good person.
[10:36] Jinguuji
    The way you're considerate of people...
[10:38] ---
    The way you never fail to follow up...
[10:40] Jinguuji
    You pay attention to the sensibilities
    of detail-oriented people.
[10:43] Jinguuji
    You make so many friends of the
    same gender, unlike me...
[10:46] Jinguuji
    I think that's because you're
    a person of good character.
[10:50] Jinguuji
    You're kind...
[10:51] Jinguuji
    and bosses tend to hate you,
    but your juniors adore you.
[10:55] Jinguuji
    You're always upbeat.
[10:56] ---
    You've got a great smile.
    You're really expressive.
[10:59] Jinguuji
    Animals really take to you.
[11:01] ---
    You never get cocky.
[11:03] Jinguuji
    When you're in the bathroom, if there's
    no toilet paper, you replace it.
[11:06] Jinguuji
    And you're smarter than you think.
[11:08] Jinguuji
    Even in athletics, it's not like you're bad.
[11:10] Jinguuji
    A long time ago, when I was having a hard
    time, you helped me. That understanding...
[11:14] Jinguuji
    The puzzling way you make people laugh
    with jokes that aren't even funny...
[11:19] Jinguuji
    When you're there, the
    atmosphere turns gentler,
[11:21] Jinguuji
    and that alone has saved me so many times.
[11:23] Jinguuji
    The way you cry helplessly at animal movies
    or videos of kids going on errands...
[11:28] Jinguuji
    Even when something is clearly staged,
    you still whole-heartedly enjoy it.
[11:31] Jinguuji
    The way you try anything
    that's popular just because.
[11:34] Jinguuji
    The fact that once you
    found out I like whiskey,
[11:35] ---
    and you have it on hand even
    though you don't like it.
[11:38] Jinguuji
    You might do it because you lack confidence,
    but the way you praise me excessively...
[11:42] Jinguuji
    The way that, when anyone meets with
    misfortune, you're always sad for them...
[11:46] Jinguuji
    The way you'll cry for your friends.
[11:48] Jinguuji
    The way you understand others are their own
     person and keep an appropriate distance.
[11:50] Jinguuji
    The way that once you empathize with
    someone, you never abandon them.
[11:54] Jinguuji
    The way that, even if they
    hate you, you never hate them.
[11:57] Jinguuji
    How oblivious you are, even if that
    means you aren't keen to danger.
[12:01] Jinguuji
    The way you always tell the staff at
     restaurants that the food was good.
[12:05] Jinguuji
    You always enjoy yourself at
     sports and cultural festivals.
[12:09] Jinguuji
    They way you get unexpectedly
    upset when you lose.
[12:11] Jinguuji
    When you pull a "Great Misfortune" omikuji,
    you think it makes you lucky instead.
[12:15] Jinguuji
    The way animals are weirdly attracted to you.
[12:17] Jinguuji
    The way you share videos that made you laugh.
[12:19] Jinguuji
    The way you can't stand horror movies,
     but end up watching them anyway.
[12:23] Jinguuji
    The way you never have a handkerchief,
    but you've always got bandages with you.
[12:26] Jinguuji
    The way you have terrible taste in women.
[12:28] Jinguuji
    The way you're weirdly childlike.
[12:30] Jinguuji
    The way you'll say it's a good day just
    because the morning weather's nice.
[12:33] Jinguuji
    The way you like Hokkaido and Okinawa.
[12:35] Jinguuji
    The way, no matter what you say, you care
    about your family more than anything.
[12:39] Jinguuji
    The way you like children.
[12:41] Jinguuji
    The way you're way too nice
    to your much younger sister.
[12:43] Jinguuji
    The way you fold in a week
    even when you're really angry.
[12:46] Jinguuji
    The way you ask if it's okay before
    squeezing lemon over the chicken karaage.
[12:49] Jinguuji
    The way you deliberately say things
    to make me relax when I'm nervous.
[12:53] Jinguuji
    The way that even when I take you
    to a shop that isn't your style,
[12:54] Tachibana; background
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh...
[12:55] ---
    you always seem to have fun.
[12:57] Jinguuji
    The way you can unabashedly
    say embarrassing things.
[12:59] Jinguuji
    The way you interact with
    me like it's no big deal.
[13:02] Jinguuji
    The way you say everything
    you eat is delicious.
[13:04] Jinguuji
    The way that, in spite of that,
    you actually hate green peppers.
[13:06] Jinguuji
    The way you never finish your
    sentences when you get drunk.
[13:09] Jinguuji
    The way you're so expressive.
[13:10] Jinguuji
    The way you'll give up
    your seat on the train.
[13:13] Jinguuji
    The fact that you're better
    at drawing than I am.
[13:14] Jinguuji
    The way you make sure to shave
    your face properly every day.
[13:16] Jinguuji
    The way you make sure to always
    say "thank you for this meal."
[13:18] Jinguuji
    The way that you make up your mind
    to do a thing when you do a thing.
[13:21] Jinguuji
    In short!
[13:22] Jinguuji
    I...
[13:23] Jinguuji
    rate you higher than the average person!
[13:27] Jinguuji
    Is that not enough praise yet?
[13:29] Tachibana
    N-No, that's enough...
[13:31] Jinguuji
    Earlier, you told me to
    praise you more, didn't you?
[13:35] Jinguuji
    Listen up! Once I start
    praising you, I can't stop!
[13:42] Tachibana
    A-All right.
[13:44] Tachibana
    I get it! That's enough!
    I get what you're saying.
[13:48] Tachibana
    It's more than enough! I get
    it already, so please stop!
[13:51] Jinguuji
    Are you feeling embarrassed?
[13:52] Tachibana
    Anyone would, normally!
[14:02] Tachibana
    Wh-Why are you laughing all
    of a sudden? It's creepy.
[14:06] Jinguuji
    Huh? Oh, well...
[14:09] Jinguuji
    I was just thinking that I should
    live a little more honestly.
[14:16] Jinguuji
    Should we head back, Tachibana?
[14:19] Tachibana
    Yeah, we should.
[14:27] Tachibana
    This guy...
[14:30] Tachibana
    He can laugh like that, huh?
[14:37] Jinguuji
    What's wrong?
[14:38] Tachibana
    Nothing.
[14:44] system voice
    Damage to motive power section detected.
[14:47] system voice
    P-58 will self-destruct in a few seconds!
[14:54] Jinguuji; Tachibana
    Escape!
SIGN    Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
SIGN    Little Sister
[14:56] Tachibana's little sister
    Hina-chan, I'm taking your chicken karaage.
[14:59] Jinguuji
    I'll give you mine.
[15:02] Tachibana
    I'm really sorry.
[15:05] Tachibana
    On top of kidnapping your daughter...
[15:08] Tachibana
    to have her rebellion turn into something
    this huge... How can I ever apologize?
[15:13] Vandam
    Honored hero.
[15:14] Vandam
    I am the one who should
    apologize for my daughter.
[15:20] Tachibana
    No! It was me!
    I am overwhelmingly more sorry!
[15:21] Vandam; background
    No, no.
[15:23] Vandam
    No, I'm sorry! Everything
    started with my daughter.
[15:30] Ygraine
    Both of you, raise your heads.
[15:32] Tachibana
    Half of this is your fault, you know.
[15:35] Ygraine
    Humans all make one or two mistakes.
[15:40] Tachibana
    Aren't you just saying great things
    so that what you did stays vague?
[15:44] Vandam
    Oh, you've grown up so well, Yggie!
[15:48] Tachibana
    If her smokescreen's working,
    I suppose everything's fine.
[15:51] Jinguuji
    It's probably best not to seek out
    someone to take responsibility.
[15:55] Jinguuji
    If that head maid hadn't been hired...
[15:58] Jinguuji
    If Tachibana hadn't followed the princess...
[16:01] Jinguuji
    If Mouria had managed to rescue them...
[16:04] Jinguuji
    Once you start naming things,
    there's no end to it.
[16:06] Jinguuji
    All the blame should rest on the head maid.
[16:09] Vandam
    The head maid, is it?
[16:09] Tachibana; background
    Cutting off your head in apology is...
[16:10] Jinguuji
    Since she named herself one of the Demon
    Lord's subordinates and took Vizzd with her,
[16:14] Jinguuji
    we should consider her to
    have been an involved party.
[16:18] Kalm
    They really got us.
[16:20] Kalm
    I thought that we'd be able to take
    over this one kingdom so easily.
[16:24] Vizzd
    I don't like this anymore! I'm going home!
[16:29] Vizzd
    Once I get home, I'm going to have the
    Demon Lord pat my head and comfort me!
[16:33] Kalm
    This once, I agree with you.
[16:36] Kalm
    Shall we head home?
[16:37] Vizzd
    I'm going home!
[16:40] Vandam
    Who'd have thought they'd attack so directly.
[16:44] Vandam
    Just as the goddess said,
    this is no time to go to war.
[16:48] Jinguuji
    We must defeat the Demon
    Lord as quickly as possible.
[16:52] Jinguuji
    That's what it means, right?
[16:53] Tachibana
    Huh?
[16:54] Tachibana
    Yeah.
[16:55] Ygraine
    Hero, are you leaving already?
[16:58] Tachibana
    Well... The Demon Lord's
    forces know where we are,
[17:01] Tachibana
    so we'll probably cause you a lot of trouble.
[17:03] Tachibana
    This has always been a
    really urgent journey...
[17:06] Tachibana
    so we'll leave tomorrow.
[17:08] Ygraine
    I see. You're already leaving.
[17:11] Ygraine
    I'd finally made my first friend, but...
[17:14] Tachibana
    Yu-chan...
[17:17] Tachibana
    Don't worry!
[17:19] Tachibana
    Yu-chan, you've got a great personality,
[17:21] Tachibana
    so if you think of someone
    like me as a friend,
[17:24] Tachibana
    then you could make a bunch
    of friends if you wanted to.
[17:26] Ygraine
    Hero...
[17:28] Jinguuji
    Tachibana.
[17:29] Jinguuji
    Stop saying "someone like me."
[17:32] Jinguuji
    Don't put yourself down
    to lift someone else up.
[17:36] Jinguuji
    You are a better person than you realize.
[17:39] Jinguuji
    Though, how thoroughly considerate
     of others is one of your virtues...
[17:43] Tachibana
    All right! I take it
    back, okay? Just stop it!
[17:45] Jinguuji
    Huh?
[17:47] Tachibana
    I want to hurry up and beat the Demon
    Lord so I can go back to my old self...
[17:51] Jinguuji
    I feel the same way, however...
[17:54] Tachibana
    To think we've come this far and still
    don't know where the Demon Lord is.
[17:59] Schwartz
    Huh? Tachibana-san...
[18:00] Schwartz
    You guys don't know where the Demon Lord is?
[18:03] Schwartz
    I know.
[18:05] Schwartz
    I know where the Demon Lord's castle is.
[18:08] Tachibana
    You do?
[18:09] Schwartz
    Yes.
[18:09] Schwartz
    Huh? Tachibana-san,
     didn't the goddess tell you?
[18:14] Schwartz
    See that big white thing?
[18:17] Schwartz
    That's it.
SIGN    That
[18:20] Tachibana
    Why didn't you tell us?
[18:22] Schwartz
    Huh? Well, I mean...
[18:24] Schwartz
    You never asked.
[18:26] Schwartz
    And I never imagined you didn't know.
[18:28] Schwartz
    She said it was near the
    belly button, so probably...
[18:31] Schwartz
    it must be around here, right?
[18:34] Jinguuji
    For now, we've decided on a destination.
[18:36] Tachibana
    Yes.
[18:39] Tachibana
    It's been a long time since I've been home!
[18:42] Tachibana
    Your own pillows are always the best, right?
[18:45] Jinguuji
    Are you sure? About suddenly
    deciding to leave tomorrow.
[18:49] Tachibana
    Well, we're in a hurry, right?
[18:52] Tachibana
    And we know where we're headed.
[18:54] Jinguuji
    After all that happened,
[18:56] Jinguuji
    aren't you tired?
[18:58] Jinguuji
    There are some things regarding the
    religion that I want to look into.
[19:02] Jinguuji
    And we have the tiara back.
[19:04] Jinguuji
    Even if we stay two days or so...
[19:07] Tachibana
    That's true...
[19:09] Tachibana
    Well, I don't mind if we do, but...
[19:13] Tachibana
    What's this? What's wrong with me?
[19:15] Tachibana
    Why am I looking away?
[19:18] Jinguuji
    What's wrong?
[19:19] Tachibana
    Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing's wrong.
[19:26] Jinguuji
    If there is anything, do
    not hesitate to tell me.
[19:28] Jinguuji
    Given our relationship...
[19:31] Jinguuji
    you can tell me anything and it'll be fine.
[19:35] Jinguuji
    Hey, Tachibana. Why do you
    keep avoiding looking at me?
[19:38] Jinguuji
    What is it? Am I saying something weird?
[19:41] Tachibana
    No. You're not weird.
[19:44] Tachibana
    If I had to say, it's me that's strange.
[19:47] Jinguuji
    Strange?
[19:49] Jinguuji
    I see. Your face is a little
    red. Do you have a fever?
[19:53] Jinguuji
    Are you feeling sick? Or is
    it exhaustion, as I thought?
[19:57] Jinguuji
    Let's take your temperature.
[19:58] Jinguuji
    And keep you warm.
[19:59] Jinguuji
    Do you want some water?
[20:01] Tachibana
    Stop it, idiot!
[20:02] Tachibana
    Stop being nice to me!
[20:04] Tachibana
    And you've been way too close to me
    for a while now! It's creeping me out!
[20:07] Tachibana
    Your changing clothes is unsightly,
    so go do it in the hallway...
[20:10] Jinguuji
    Ta—
[20:11] Jinguuji
    Tachibana, you...
[20:13] Jinguuji
    over your head...
SIGN    ♥ Charmed
[20:18] Tachibana
    Huh?
SIGN    ♥ Charmed
SIGN    demrahC♥
[20:25] Jinguuji
    Are you all right, Tachibana?!
[20:27] Tachibana
    Does this look all right to you?!
[20:30] Jinguuji
    It doesn't, but why are you...
[20:32] Tachibana
    This is because I'm tired! Because I'm tired!
[20:35] Jinguuji
    I see! I-It's caused by fatigue... is it?
[20:41] Tachibana
    So, this is where we say goodbye, huh?
[20:43] Schwartz
    Yes. Thank you for looking after me.
[20:45] Tachibana
    You're really not coming with us?
[20:48] Lucien
    You're sure about this, Schwartz?
[20:49] Schwartz
    I'm in a whole other world.
[20:51] ---
    And I want to see my master's homeland.
[20:53] Schwartz
    Our destinations are the same, so
    I'm sure we'll see each other again.
[20:57] Schwartz
    At the very end, we friends who have fought
    side by side will join forces once more,
[21:03] Schwartz
    and by combining our powers,
    we shall crush the enemy!
[21:06] Schwartz
    What do you think of that course of events?
[21:08] Tachibana
    I mean, even if you ask what I think...
[21:10] Schwartz
    I know it's tough to part ways.
[21:13] Schwartz
    You two have taught me so much.
[21:16] Schwartz
    That I should never be
    deceived by appearances...
[21:19] Schwartz
    That it feels pretty good to
    hit someone as hard as I can...
[21:23] Tachibana
    He hasn't learned a single decent thing.
[21:25] Jinguuji
    Well, I am a little
    reluctant to part as well.
[21:28] Tachibana
    It's rare for you to say
    something like that, Jinguuji.
[21:32] Jinguuji
    Yes. I haven't hit him back yet.
[21:36] Jinguuji
    I'm joking.
[21:37] Schwartz
    That's a lie.
[22:24] Jinguuji
    Well, shall we go?
[22:25] Tachibana
    Yeah.
[22:34] Tachibana
    I-It's no good. I can't bring
    myself to look at him!
[22:37] Jinguuji
    Blast it. This is troublesome.
[22:39] Jinguuji
    Having Tachibana affected by
    the goddess's curse, too...
[22:42] Tachibana
    This is bad. Really bad.
[22:44] Jinguuji; simultaneous
    With this synergistic effect,
    it's affecting me even me more...
[22:44] Tachibana; simultaneous
    This is bad. Really bad. Seriously
    bad! So bad I'm gonna hurl!
[22:48] Jinguuji
    What if we're both charmed at the same time?!
[22:51] Tachibana
    And when we suddenly come to our senses...
[23:09] Jinguuji; Tachibana
    There's no telling what could happen!
[23:11] Jinguuji; Tachibana
    We must break this curse as soon as possible!
[23:14] narrator
    In this moment, their two
    hearts were once again one.
[23:20] Tachibana
    Let's do this, Jinguuji.
[23:22] Jinguuji
    Yes. We two will absolutely
    defeat the Demon Lord!
[23:26] Jinguuji; Tachibana
    Before I fall in love with this guy!
[23:29] narrator
    This tale is a romantic comedy between an
    old guy and someone who used to be an old guy.