# E6 - A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Free Spirit

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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Total Fantasy Knockout
<br>**[01:36] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's huge!<br>**[01:39] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Is that my goddess?!<br>**[01:41] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goddess? Does that mean you used<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a skill to summon a goddess?<br>**[01:48] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fear me, humans.<br>**[01:50] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am one of the twelve goddesses,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the goddess of night!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 6.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy             .<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Knockout and a Free Spirit                              .
<br>**[02:03] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be... Were you sleeping?<br>**[02:06] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When the lands beyond the veil awaken,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this world shall be filled with my darkness.<br>**[02:19] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think she's saying,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I'm sleepy. It isn't my time yet."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right...
<br>**[02:24] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So she's the type that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;needs a translator, huh?<br>**[02:27] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raven-dark servant of mine,<br>**[02:29] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for what reason have you manifested me?<br>**[02:32] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[02:34] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It might be called a miracle, or destiny...<br>**[02:36] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or, to put it bluntly, you might<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;say I accidentally called you.<br>**[02:40] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I don't really have a reason.<br>**[02:43] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To invite me unknowingly...<br>**[02:46] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such daring is truly fitting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a servant of mine.<br>**[02:50] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. This goddess has the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;same sort of vibe as Schwa-kun.<br>**[02:55] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They seem to have an even better<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;relationship than we do.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Must be nice.
<br>**[02:58] Lucius**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Schwartz von Lichtenstein Lohengramm.<br>**[03:05] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's all this?<br>**[03:06] Lucius**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I apologize for the rudeness<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we have shown you.<br>**[03:09] Lucius**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never imagined you were the real thing!<br>**[03:11] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I've been saying that this whole time!<br>**[03:14] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You proposed that my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;darkness-clad hero was false?<br>**[03:22] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stare...<br>**[03:27] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She got smaller!<br>**[03:30] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[03:31] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[03:33] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! I don't want to fall<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;under the charm of an old guy!<br>**[03:36] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blast it! I was taken completely unawares!<br>**[03:38] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this? I haven't done anything<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wrong, so what is this feeling?<br>**[03:44] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I thought. Are you the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hero of the goddess of love?<br>**[03:47] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, uh, yes. I did hear that I was.<br>**[03:51] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You're a hero, too?!<br>**[03:54] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My hero overflows with more<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;spirit and vigor than you.<br>**[03:58] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've won this.<br>**[03:59] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm fine with losing, but could<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you give me back my clothes?<br>**[04:03] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But to summon two heroes at once...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The goddess of love has played a cunning hand.<br>**[04:08] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that you mention it, you're right.<br>**[04:10] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did Tachibana-san<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;come with another person?<br>**[04:13] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, my hero,<br>**[04:15] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when first you had audience with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me, I asked you, did I not?<br>**[04:19] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"What is it that you believe<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be the strongest of all?"<br>**[04:22] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The strongest of all?<br>**[04:24] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That would be raven-dark blackness!<br>**[04:26] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Colored pitch-black,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;slicing through everything...<br>**[04:29] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A blade of darkness!<br>**[04:31] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That answer scores a perfect 100!<br>**[04:34] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that perfect answer gave<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;birth to... the holy sword, Gram!<br>**[04:39] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is well made, as though it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were the very embodiment of me.<br>**[04:42] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[04:43] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this level of excitement is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what created that weapon.<br>**[04:45] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No wonder it turned out like that.<br>**[04:48] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How does it feel wielding my holy sword?<br>**[04:52] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh... It... It's undergoing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;maintenance right now, so...<br>**[04:56] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[04:57] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it seems you're taking good care of it.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the most important thing.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Conscience
<br>**[05:01] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If lying still causes you pain,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then you're not too far gone, Schwa-kun.<br>**[05:06] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In this way, the heroes we summon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are bestowed with our blessing,<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as well as the abilities<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and weapons they wish for.<br>**[05:13] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is the procedure we have established.<br>**[05:16] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means that...<br>**[05:18] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we see our goddess again, I can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;receive a super powerful weapon, too?!<br>**[05:23] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, what should I get?<br>**[05:25] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The strongest of all, huh?<br>**[05:27] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My mischievous inner child<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is beginning to stir...<br>**[05:29] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, you've got it wrong, Tachibana.<br>**[05:31] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[05:32] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Going back to the reason why<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;two of us were summoned together,<br>**[05:36] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I believe the answer is because...<br>**[05:38] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am considered to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; your weapon, Tachibana.<br>**[05:40] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[05:41] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed. You grasp things<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;quickly, human child.<br>**[05:45] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, hold on...<br>**[05:47] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, wait... This isn't right.<br>**[05:49] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What isn't right?<br>**[05:50] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, this is ridiculous, isn't it?<br>**[05:52] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that's true, then I think<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *you're* "the strongest of all."<br>**[05:57] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tachibana...<br>**[05:59] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't know you thought of me that way.<br>**[06:01] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop smiling!<br>**[06:04] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'd never happen! I've never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thought anything so embarrassing!<br>**[06:08] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I got summoned, you probably<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just got caught up in it or something!<br>**[06:12] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's too late to take it back.<br>**[06:14] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's only in times like this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you bother to counterattack...<br>**[06:17] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be embarrassed.<br>**[06:19] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the one who's embarrassed!<br>**[06:20] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those two really get along well.<br>**[06:23] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Audrey-san.<br>**[06:24] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No... honored hero.<br>**[06:27] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will you marry me?<br>**[06:30] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[06:31] Lucius**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My lord?<br>**[06:36] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are two heroes gathered here.<br>**[06:39] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If this is when the myths begin once more,<br>**[06:41] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then I shall become your pipeline<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the nobility, the royals,<br>**[06:43] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a bridge to the world of politics!<br>**[06:46] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[06:47] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wondered why His Lordship<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hadn't gotten charmed, but...<br>**[06:51] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With the villagers, it was religious belief.<br>**[06:54] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next was the jealousy of the elf.<br>**[06:57] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then a desire to protect in the interrogator.<br>**[07:00] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With His Lordship, it's a clear<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;desire for success in life.<br>**[07:04] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's likely that your beauty stirs<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;different desires in different people.<br>**[07:09] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In his case, your beauty coupled with your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;standing as hero finally broke him.<br>**[07:13] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[07:15] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But are you okay with that, Jinguuji?<br>**[07:17] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that's true, then you're charmed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to my most popular aspect.<br>**[07:23] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Jinguuji. What d'ya say, huh? Hey...<br>**[07:29] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I not good enough for you?<br>**[07:31] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With your beauty and my knowledge,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we could control the entire economy!<br>**[07:36] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't have to love me, but let's save<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the worlds of business and politics together!<br>**[07:41] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop there, my lord.<br>**[07:44] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;J-Jinguuji?<br>**[07:46] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her existence will only<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bring about destruction!<br>**[07:49] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whaaa?<br>**[07:49] Jinguuji; echo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...bring about destruction!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...bring about destruction!<br>**[07:53] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You would interfere? But you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;two are not a couple, are you?<br>**[07:58] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I'm not giving this warning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from that sort of perspective...<br>**[08:02] Lucius**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My lord?<br>**[08:04] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[08:05] Lucius**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I may, my lord?<br>**[08:08] Lucius**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is, after all...<br>**[08:10] Lucius**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;simply medical treatment.<br>**[08:14] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this is, indeed, the most efficient way<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to remedy contamination of the psyche.<br>**[08:19] goddess of night**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are we done? I'm going to go back home.<br>**[08:21] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! Yes, thank you for everything!<br>**[08:25] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so!<br>**[08:27] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This land, where the goddess<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;descended, has become holy land!<br>**[08:30] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We shall embrace the night,<br>**[08:31] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and prosper as a town where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;travelers can rest safely!<br>**[08:36] townspeople**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hooray!<br>**[08:38] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess in the end, it was kind of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;good that you called down the goddess.<br>**[08:41] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the beginning, I did wonder<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how things would turn out.<br>**[08:45] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heroes!<br>**[08:46] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would like to ask for your help<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in developing our town.<br>**[08:50] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can provide land, a place to live, funds,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;among other things. What do you think?<br>**[08:55] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D-Does that mean...<br>**[08:57] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wouldn't have to worry about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;food or a place to sleep anymore?<br>**[09:00] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! Yes, by all means!<br>**[09:02] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm, so basically he'd be our patron.<br>**[09:06] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Audrey-san, if you would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stay as a public symbol,<br>**[09:10] Hagler**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I promise you three meals and a nap per day.<br>**[09:13] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've gone and offered me exactly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the right kind of reward.<br>**[09:17] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be honest, that really calls<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to a working adult's tired heart.<br>**[09:21] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think, Jinguuji?<br>**[09:25] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly...<br>**[09:26] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm against it.<br>**[09:28] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Why?<br>**[09:29] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if we don't do anything,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'd get three meals and a nap!<br>**[09:33] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what every working<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;adult dreams of, right?<br>**[09:35] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I haven't dreamed of that.<br>**[09:38] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And His Lordship didn't say<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we wouldn't have to work.<br>**[09:41] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he said I just had to stay here.<br>**[09:43] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's true. All you'd need to do is stay...<br>**[09:46] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;having meals with important people,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;entertaining them...<br>**[09:48] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the end, you'd be a honey trap.<br>**[09:50] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you worked at night, afternoon naps would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be allowable. That's how I'd handle it.<br>**[09:55] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, you're not suited<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to staying in one place.<br>**[09:59] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once people learn of your presence,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there will be no end<br>**[10:02] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to those coming to use<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; or even eliminate you.<br>**[10:05] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[10:07] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it means I can get back to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who I was even a second sooner,<br>**[10:10] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then I think I should use<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;whatever there is to be used!<br>**[10:13] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if there's danger that's dangerous,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then you, you, you should protect me!<br>**[10:17] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What if you're poisoned?<br>**[10:19] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we need a food taster,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we have Schwa-kun!<br>**[10:20] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're just want other people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to handle everything!<br>**[10:22] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to hike any more mountain paths!<br>**[10:26] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But your reasons are pretty sincere!<br>**[10:30] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's completely immersed in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;convenience of the modern era.<br>**[10:33] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tachibana, I'm not opposed to strengthening<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our pipeline to influential people.<br>**[10:39] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're certain to obtain some amount of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;information and knowledge if we stay here.<br>**[10:43] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, if we do stay...<br>**[10:46] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will we be able to say<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; that we're traveling freely?<br>**[10:49] (Flashback) Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong with treating<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it like a vacation?<br>**[10:51] (Flashback) Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Work's been so busy, I haven't gone anywhere.<br>**[10:54] (Flashback) Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a different world, right?<br>**[10:56] (Flashback) Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That means no one we know is <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;here and no one's watching!<br>**[10:59] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It isn't logical.<br>**[11:01] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I am aware that there is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a strange bias to my thoughts.<br>**[11:04] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's probably how much I've enjoyed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this sense of being on vacation.<br>**[11:10] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's why I don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to accept this offer.<br>**[11:13] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jinguuji...<br>**[11:16] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think, Tachibana?<br>**[11:19] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you say stuff like that...<br>**[11:22] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't say anything back, can I?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Next Day
<br>**[11:26] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! Thanks for everything!<br>**[11:29] Lucius**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll pray for your safe travels!<br>**[11:31] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be careful!<br>**[11:32] Schwartz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodbye! Take care!<br>**[11:33] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've finally obtained a map of this world.<br>**[11:38] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll take two weeks to get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the royal capital, right?<br>**[11:41] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't wanna walk.<br>**[11:43] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we'd done as the lord had said, he might<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; have let us use official transportation.<br>**[11:49] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Jinguuji.<br>**[11:50] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we turned it down, that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"emotional bias" you were talking about...<br>**[11:55] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's called "willfulness."<br>**[11:58] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am not such a childish person as that.<br>**[12:01] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nope. You're actually more<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;childish than anyone!<br>**[12:06] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't let that comment slide.<br>**[12:11] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, wait! Explain what you meant by that!<br>**[12:15] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! Let's go to the royal capital!<br>**[12:28] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you see something just now?<br>**[12:31] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can we pretend that we didn't see anything?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crocodog
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Friendly with people  Carnivorous  Doesn't run very fast  When it reaches the  end of it's lifespan, it's processed for meat  Delicious
<br>**[12:34] children**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crocodog!<br>**[12:37] Crocodog**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Woof.<br>**[12:39] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I had a dream about when I was little.*<br>**[12:42] Tachibana**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My vision was blurred with tears,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so it might not have been a good dream.*<br>**[12:51] Tachibana**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I looked up at the sky, the light that*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lanced down through the shade of the trees*<br>**[12:54] Tachibana**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I remember the piercing sound*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the clamoring cicadas so clearly...*<br>**[12:58] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And this guy...*<br>**[13:00] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*When was it that we started being friends?*<br>**[13:04] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you ready, Tachibana?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kawa City Yuikawa Elementary School    Student Compositions
<br>**[13:09] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our elementary school composition book?<br>**[13:12] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That brings back a lot of memories...<br>**[13:14] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just had a dream about elementary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;school and it made me think of it...<br>**[13:19] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a look at this.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Predictions for the future
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. 1   What are your dreams for the future?    Cellophane Tape    No. 2   What will you be doing when you're 18?   Studying Abroad
<br>**[13:20] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My dream for the future was cellophane tape.<br>**[13:24] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. I remember that.<br>**[13:26] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was so incomprehensible,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I remember being scared.<br>**[13:30] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if you were going to become a woman,<br>**[13:32] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd have preferred if you'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;become cellophane tape.<br>**[13:34] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is cellophane tape a better decision?<br>**[13:37] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the thing that stood out.<br>**[13:40] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"What would you take to a desert island?"<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What would you take to a desert island?
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jinguuji
<br>**[13:44] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is written there.<br>**[13:46] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[13:46] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means that this is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what I was thinking...<br>**[13:49] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't choose you as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the most powerful weapon.<br>**[13:51] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I choose you as a useful item.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the theory.<br>**[13:58] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that's what you want to think,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then I suppose it's fine.<br>**[14:00] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to clear up your misunderstanding!<br>**[14:03] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand how you feel,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but we can't summon the goddess.<br>**[14:07] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Debating something we have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; no way of knowing is pointless.<br>**[14:11] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And besides, that's a survey<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from elementary school.<br>**[14:14] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you still want to become cellophane tape?<br>**[14:17] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cellophane tape.<br>**[14:19] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And what do you know about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cellophane tape anyway?<br>**[14:22] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The one thing I do know is that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you don't know anything about it, either.<br>**[14:25] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Treating me like I'm an idiot!<br>**[14:27] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'm sure you must have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had an incredible dream!<br>**[14:31] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop!<br>**[14:32] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?<br>**[14:33] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I'm embarrassed, of course.<br>**[14:36] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After making fun of someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;else's dream that much,<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you think you're gonna escape this?<br>**[14:40] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop now, you idiot!<br>**[14:44] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My composition book!<br>**[14:47] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's for going and doing things<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that other people don't like.<br>**[14:50] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why won't you let me read it?!<br>**[14:52] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who was it that laughed so<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;much back when I wrote it?<br>**[14:55] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't remember that!<br>**[14:59] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know that I went too far<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;drawing over it...<br>**[15:02] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you were being a little<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;childish too, weren't you?<br>**[15:04] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like I care.<br>**[15:05] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not talking to you for a while.<br>**[15:10] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think about what you did, you stupid,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;useless eggplant! Yeah, you eggplant!<br>**[15:13] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your suit's as out of place here as one!<br>**[15:16] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A useless eggplant...<br>**[15:18] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Who scribbles over something like that?*<br>**[15:23] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What was Jinguuji's dream?*<br>**[15:26] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Blast it. I can't remember!*<br>**[15:29] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*My brain is just...*<br>**[15:31] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[15:33] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A useless eggplant...<br>**[15:34] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why does this town...<br>**[15:36] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;love squid so much?<br>**[15:39] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a lovely couple! Wanna eat some squid?<br>**[15:41] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're not a couple, so we don't need any.<br>**[15:44] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What, are you fighting right now?<br>**[15:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's certainly bad,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it makes this hard to do,<br>**[15:48] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it's squid!<br>**[15:52] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you listening, young people?<br>**[15:54] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When your heart's feeling prickly,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's when you need to eat something tasty!<br>**[15:58] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try our specialty and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make up with each other!<br>**[16:01] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about you, young lady? Want some?<br>**[16:04] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That looks yummy! Thanks!<br>**[16:08] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grilled squid needs beer.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should I open up a can?<br>**[16:13] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, since the proprietor is telling us to...<br>**[16:16] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall we just agree that we were both<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being childish and leave it at that?<br>**[16:21] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I went too far using that marker.<br>**[16:23] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But since we're living together, I wish<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'd respect my privacy a little more...<br>**[16:29] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, it isn't right to ignore me.<br>**[16:32] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you listening, Tachibana?<br>**[16:34] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Tachibana?<br>**[16:36] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are you?<br>**[16:37] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is in bad taste as a practical joke.<br>**[16:40] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The proprietor of the*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;squid shop is gone, too...*<br>**[16:43] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Could this be a kidnapping?*<br>**[16:45] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, calm down, Jinguuji.*<br>**[16:47] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you going to do if you're shaken*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;simply because you can't see her?*<br>**[16:51] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We're talking about Tachibana here.*<br>**[16:53] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's possible she's laughing*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and sneering at me from afar.*<br>**[16:57] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It could be payback for*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the composition book.*<br>**[17:00] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So the correct thing to do here*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is to show that I'm panicked.*<br>**[17:04] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I pretend I've been taken in,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she should feel satisfied.*<br>**[17:07] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's ridiculous, but giving her*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;proper mental support is what I do.*<br>**[17:14] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She doesn't realize that she's the one*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;being made to dance in the palm of my hand.*<br>**[17:18] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And my wanting her to live that way*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is the result of my own ego.*<br>**[17:23] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This squid is delicious.*<br>**[17:25] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And even if I don't worry about*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her, she's a working adult.*<br>**[17:29] Jinguuji**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it weren't for that pandemic effect,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she'd be able to take care of herself...*<br>**[17:35] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That cart...*<br>**[17:37] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*is the one the premier was on...*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Troublemaker
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unparalleled Beauty
<br>**[17:44] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I have to say that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wasn't a very enjoyable job.<br>**[17:47] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the pay was good. I just need<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to hurry up and shake it off.<br>**[17:51] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Woof.<br>**[17:52] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[17:58] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My cart. What's going on?<br>**[18:01] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you are the owner of this vehicle?<br>**[18:04] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry. I thought I'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;take a little look around.<br>**[18:08] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't intend to destroy it, but...<br>**[18:11] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My hands just won't stop shaking.<br>**[18:14] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-First, calm down.<br>**[18:16] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am completely calm.<br>**[18:19] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm actually very calm.<br>**[18:21] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, you could say that I am far too calm.<br>**[18:23] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would a calm person destroy a cart?<br>**[18:26] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, take this!<br>**[18:29] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's an herb used for its calming effects.<br>**[18:31] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give it to you for free.<br>**[18:33] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smell it.<br>**[18:38] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you a slave trader?<br>**[18:40] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You had an elf woman on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this cart, didn't you?<br>**[18:42] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not my specialty, but...<br>**[18:44] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can think of me as a trader who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;deals in a wide variety of goods.<br>**[18:49] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Were you looking for that elf?<br>**[18:51] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. The person I'm looking for is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a blonde, blue-eyed young woman.<br>**[18:57] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you know where I might find her?<br>**[19:00] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no! I don't do kidnapping!<br>**[19:03] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be... Is she beautiful?<br>**[19:05] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Probably.<br>**[19:07] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did she disappear in this town?<br>**[19:09] Jinguuji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[19:10] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then it may be better for you to hurry.<br>**[19:13] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was thinking that it's been a while since<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did a job like this that I didn't like.<br>**[19:17] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the elf I delivered was so beautiful...<br>**[19:20] Shen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had no idea she was going<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be used as a sacrifice.<br>**[19:26] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blast it! Bringing me to a place like this...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you planning to do?<br>**[19:30] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think you already know, don't you?<br>**[19:33] Rue**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it really coming? Will that sort*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of development finally happen?*<br>**[19:37] Rue**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me, who looks so lovely, and a human*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;male whose desires are clear to see?*<br>**[19:41] Rue**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It would be even more strange if there*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wasn't that kind of development!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That kind of development
<br>**[19:45] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is this as far as my journey goes?*<br>**[19:48] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm sorry, subjects of my village.*<br>**[19:50] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If I'm to be sullied, I'd rather...*<br>**[19:52] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kill me! If you're going to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as you like with me, then I—<br>**[19:55] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are going to kill you.<br>**[19:57] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[19:58] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you are a sacrifice after all.<br>**[20:01] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A sacrifice?<br>**[20:02] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You haven't heard? Tonight, after the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;festival ends, you'll be an offering.<br>**[20:07] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then... I'm going to die?<br>**[20:09] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. I feel badly for you.<br>**[20:12] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna die?<br>**[20:14] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that alone would be a waste.<br>**[20:16] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That well-balanced figure, and those eyes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which express such intelligence...<br>**[20:21] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such fine skin, and cheeks<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lips like roses.<br>**[20:25] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Endlessly brimming mysterious elegance...<br>**[20:29] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the first time in my life that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've seen so beautiful a woman.<br>**[20:34] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To think there are humans<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who understand my beauty.<br>**[20:38] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does choosing me mean that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone beautiful is necessary?<br>**[20:42] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Our deity requires that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;beautiful people be sacrificed.<br>**[20:48] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There were a few other candidates,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you were unanimously chosen.<br>**[20:52] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Really? Unanimously, was it?*<br>**[20:56] Rue**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose that since I've been chosen,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's nothing to be done.*<br>**[21:00] Rue**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess being too beautiful*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really is a crime.*<br>**[21:03] Rue**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this is the punishment*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm receiving for it.*<br>**[21:08] Rue**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a strange heat to the*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;way this man looks at me.*<br>**[21:12] Rue**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now that I look more closely,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he might give off a manly, handsome vibe.*<br>**[21:16] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I see. This man must love me.*<br>**[21:20] Rue**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he does, then I may have to use my allure to*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;manipulate him and make my escape!*<br>**[21:26] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But what is allure really?*<br>**[21:27] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How do I use it?*<br>**[21:28] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What do I need to do to project it?*<br>**[21:32] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Like this? Or like this?*<br>**[21:34] Hidary**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What's this? She's started*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;making strange poses...*<br>**[21:37] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just behave yourself until<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're sacrificed and...<br>**[21:40] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That girl is the sacrifice?<br>**[21:42] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder about that, Hidary!<br>**[21:44] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that you, Miggy?<br>**[21:46] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What business do you have here?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We already have our sacrifice.<br>**[21:49] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, we certainly do.<br>**[21:52] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what if there were a girl even<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;more beautiful than that one?<br>**[21:54] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[21:59] Tachibana**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? What? Where am I?<br>**[22:01] Rue**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's you!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with
<br>**[23:35] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This year's festival is upon us!<br>**[23:37] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Upon us!<br>**[23:38] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the squid will dance,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; all young and lively!<br>**[23:39] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Young and lively!<br>**[23:41] Miggy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the sacrifice is blinding,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all young and lively!<br>**[23:43] Hidary**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Young and lively!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 7 <br>
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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guy Who Reincarnated as a Fantasy Knockout and a Squid Fire
<br>**[23:44] both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Squid! Squid! Young and Lively!<br>**[23:46] both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Squid! Squid! Young and Lively!<br>**[23:48] both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Squid! Squid!<br>