E6 - A Conclusion to This Worthless Fight!

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[00:05] Dul
    Why haven't you come to the castle?!
[00:07] Dul
    You wretches!
[00:10] Kaz
    What?
[00:11] Kaz
    Why?
[00:12] Kaz
    We're not firing explosion
    magic at you anymore...
[00:15] Dul
    Not firing it at me, you say?
[00:17] Dul
    That's a barefaced lie!
[00:21] Dul
    That crazy crimson demon girl
[00:24] Dul
    is still coming to my castle every single day!
[00:27] Kaz
    Huh?!
[00:31] Kaz
    You?!
[00:31] Megu
    Ow!
[00:33] Megu
    That's not it! Please hear me out!
[00:36] Megu
    Until now, I've been able to settle for
    unleashing my magic on empty plains,
[00:41] Megu
    but since I learned the allure of using
    magic attacks on a castle, well...
[00:46] Megu
    Now I need something big and
    hard, or I just can't endure it.
[00:50] Kaz
    Don't say that while fidgeting!
[00:52] Kaz
    Besides, you can't move after
    unleashing your magic!
[00:55] Kaz
    Which means you must've had an accomplice...
[01:01] Kaz
    You?!
[01:03] Aqua
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[01:04] Aqua
    I can't get any worthwhile quests because of him,
[01:07] Aqua
    so I wanted revenge!
[01:11] Dul
    Hear me, fools. My name is Verdia.
[01:15] Dul
    This isn't the only thing I'm deeply offended by.
[01:19] Dul
    Did you not have the backbone to
    seek retribution for your ally's death?!
[01:24] Dul
    I may be evil now, but in life,
    I strove to be an upstanding knight.
[01:27] Dul
    In my opinion,
[01:30] Dul
    allowing the death of that crusader,
    a model knight who
[01:33] Dul
    protected her ally and received
    my curse, to go to waste is simply—
[01:37] Dul
    What?
[01:42] Dark
    G-Gosh, um...
[01:45] Dark
    A model knight?
[01:47] Dul
    H-Huh?
[01:50] Dul
    What?!
SIGN    KONOSUBA
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SIGN    KONOSUBA
    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    "A Conclusion to This Worthless Fight!"
[03:23] Dul
    Huh? You're... alive?
[03:27] Aqua
    What's this?
[03:28] Aqua
    Was this dullahan waiting
    for us the whole time,
[03:31] Aqua
    with no idea that we easily dispelled
    his curse after he left?
[03:35] Aqua
    That's hilarious! Super hilarious!
[03:39] Dul
    I-If I felt like it, I could massacre
    every inhabitant of this city!
[03:40] Aqua
    That's so pathetic!
[03:45] Aqua
    You're awfully cocky for an undead!
[03:47] Dul
    Do you think a beginner
    adventurer's magic can—
[03:49] Aqua
    Turn Undead!
[04:01] Aqua
    Hey, Kazuma, this isn't right! It's not working!
[04:04] Kaz
    No, it looked pretty effective to me.
[04:06] Kaz
    He went "Gah!" and all.
[04:09] Dul
    Are you really a beginner?
[04:14] Dul
    Isn't this city a gathering
    place for beginners?
[04:18] Dul
    F-Fine, then.
[04:20] Dul
    There's no need for me to fight you myself.
[04:25] Dul
    Undead Knights!
[04:27] Dul
    Show this lot a glimpse of Hell!
[04:30] Kaz
    I bet he's freaked out because your magic
    was more effective than he expected.
[04:35] Dul
    Th-That's not it!
[04:37] Dul
    Why should the boss be the one you fight first?
[04:40] Dul
    You start with the small fry—
[04:41] Aqua
    Sacred Turn Undead!
[04:48] Dul
    M-My eyes! My eyes!
[04:50] Aqua
    Wh-What should we do, Kazuma?
[04:53] Aqua
    My purification magic isn't affecting him at all!
[04:55] Kaz
    He did go "Yah!" and all.
    I think it was very effective.
[05:02] Ful
    That's enough!
[05:04] Ful
    Slaughter everyone in the city!
[05:10] A
    Call a priest!
[05:11] B
    Someone go to the church and bring
    back all the holy water they've got!
[05:16] Dul
    Now, let me hear your screams of despair!
[05:24] Kaz
    Hey!
[05:26] Aqua
    Why are they all targeting me?! I'm a goddess!
[05:29] Aqua
    I've been a good girl every day, too!
[05:31] Dark
    No fair!
[05:33] Dark
    I've been a really good
    girl every day, so why?!
[05:37] Kaz
    Maybe the lost undead are instinctively
    seeking salvation from a goddess?
[05:43] Kaz
    Megumin! Can't you nail that swarm
    of undead with explosion magic?
[05:47] Megu
    But when they're all scattered like that...
[05:51] Aqua
    Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san!
[05:59] Kaz
    You idiot! Don't come this way!
[06:01] Kaz
    If you go the other way,
    I'll treat you to dinner tonight!
[06:04] Aqua
    I'll treat you if you do something!
[06:07] Aqua
    I can't get rid of them, no matter
    how many times I use Turn Undead!
[06:11] Kaz
    Damn, there are too many of them!
[06:14] Kaz
    Wait a second.
[06:15] Kaz
    Megumin, ready your magic and stand by!
[06:18] Megu
    R-Roger!
[06:20] Kaz
    Aqua! Follow me!
[06:23] Aqua
    What for?!
[06:26] Kaz
    Megumin!
[06:28] Kaz
    Now!
[06:30] Megu
    What an ideal situation!
[06:32] Megu
    I'm grateful! I'm deeply grateful, Kazuma!
[06:38] Megu
    My name is Megumin!
[06:41] Megu
    I am a user of the finest magic
    crimson demons possess,
[06:44] Megu
    and I command explosion magic.
[06:46] Megu
    Behold my power!
[06:50] Megu
    Explosion!
[07:07] Megu
    It appears every last person
    here has been left speechless
[07:10] Megu
    after witnessing my explosion magic.
[07:15] Megu
    That felt amazing...
[07:20] Kaz
    Need me to carry you?
[07:22] Megu
    P-Please.
[07:27] A
    She did it! The crazy crimson demon girl did it!
[07:30] B
    She's crazy in the head, and so is her name,
    but she pulls through when it counts!
[07:34] C
    I see you in a new light, crazy girl!
[07:37] Megu
    Grr.
[07:38] Megu
    I'm sorry.
[07:39] Megu
    Please remember those people's faces for me.
[07:42] Megu
    I'll blow them all away later.
[07:47] Dul
    Amusing...
[07:52] Dul
    Amusing! Very amusing!
[07:55] Dul
    I didn't think you'd actually
    annihilate my underlings!
[07:58] Dul
    All right, then, as promised...
[08:01] Dark
    Kazuma!
[08:04] Dul
    I shall personally take all of you on!
[08:08] Kaz
    Megumin is out of magic power.
[08:10] Kaz
    Aqua's magic isn't enough
    to deliver a fatal blow.
[08:13] Kaz
    What do we do?
[08:14] Se
    No need to fear!
[08:15] Se
    The city's ace in the hole will be here soon!
[08:18] He
    Yeah! It doesn't matter if he was a
    leader in the Devil King's army or not!
[08:22] Kaz
    The city's ace in the hole?
[08:24] Ga
    We can create a blind spot
    if we all attack at once.
[08:26] Ga
    Get him, everyone!
[08:31] Dul
    It appears you wish to die first.
[08:38] Kaz
    Stop!
[08:39] Kaz
    Don't go!
[09:02] Dul
    Who's next?
[09:04] Mag
    Wh-When Mitsurugi-san gets here,
    he'll slay you in a single blow!
[09:09] Kaz
    Mitsurugi?
[09:11] Kaz
    Mitsurugi is...
[09:16] Kaz
    The guy whose sword I stole and sold...
[09:26] Dul
    Then, until he arrives...
[09:28] Kaz
    This is bad. Seriously bad!
[09:31] Dul
    Do you think you can hold out?!
[09:41] Dark
    How dare you?
[09:43] Dark
    How dare you do that to them?!
[09:45] Kaz
    Stop, Darkness! Your sword
    is no match for him!
[09:47] Dark
    As one whose calling is to protect others,
[09:50] Dark
    there are some matters I cannot concede!
[09:55] Dark
    I-I'm sure
[09:57] Dark
    you intend to use those strong
    arms of yours to lewdly torture
[10:01] Dark
    and make an example of
    me in front of everyone!
[10:04] Dark
    Try it if you think you can!
[10:06] Dark
    In fact, show me what you've got!
[10:08] Dul
    Enough of the weird delusions!
[10:10] Dul
    They'll get the wrong idea about me!
[10:13] Dark
    You're on, Verdia!
[10:16] Dul
    It's inevitable that a holy knight
    would be my opponent!
[10:33] Dul
    Huh?
[10:36] Kaz
    Oh, come on, now!
[10:37] Kaz
    You even miss stationary
    targets? How embarrassing!
[10:41] Kaz
    This girl is my ally!
[10:43] Dul
    What a disappointment.
[10:46] Dul
    That's enough!
[10:50] Kaz
    Darkness!
[11:01] Kaz
    Darkness, stand down!
[11:02] Dark
    A crusader
[11:04] Dark
    can't stand down when protecting
    someone behind them!
[11:08] Dark
    That is absolute!
[11:10] Dark
    B-Besides...
[11:12] Dark
    Besides, this dullahan is the
    shrewd man I thought he was!
[11:16] Kaz
    What?
[11:18] Dark
    He's been shaving away at my armor
[11:21] Dark
    a little at a time for a while now.
[11:23] Dark
    Instead of stripping me nude,
[11:25] Dark
    he's left only parts of my armor intact,
[11:27] Dark
    leaving me in an even more provocative state
    than nakedness to publicly shame me!
[11:33] Dul
    Huh?
[11:34] Dark
    Bring it on!
[11:35] Dark
    Is this all there is to a shaming
    by the Devil King's army?!
[11:38] Dark
    Hit me some more! Now!
[11:41] Dul
    Huh?!
[11:42] Kaz
    At least consider the time and place!
[11:44] Kaz
    You freaking hardcore pervert!
[11:46] Dark
    Hardcore pervert?
[11:50] Dark
    Y-You should consider the time
    and place yourself, Kazuma!
[11:53] Dark
    Taking a beating from a monster in public
    is already taking everything I've got...
[12:00] Dark
    What in the world are you and
    this dullahan trying to do to me?!
[12:05] Dul
    I'm not doing anything!
[12:06] Kaz
    I'm not doing anything!
[12:08] Kaz
    Oh, well. You bought me some time.
[12:12] Kaz
    Create Water!
[12:20] Dark
    I don't dislike being treated this
    way without warning, but...
[12:25] Dark
    Consider the time and place.
[12:26] Kaz
    Th-That's not it! This isn't
    some weird foreplay!
[12:29] Kaz
    I'm doing this! Freeze!
[12:33] Dul
    I messed up!
[12:35] Kaz
    As long as it's harder for you
    to dodge, that's enough.
[12:37] Kaz
    This is what I was really going for!
[12:39] Kaz
    Steal!
[12:46] Dul
    That wasn't a bad trick.
[12:48] Kaz
    Wha—
[12:49] Dul
    This just shows our difference in level.
[12:52] Dul
    Now, then, I'll put an end to this farce.
[12:58] Dark
    Kazuma!
[13:02] Kaz
    Darkness!
[13:08] Kaz
    Remember! Our opponent is a dullahan.
[13:10] Kaz
    What would his weakness have been in an RPG?
[13:14] Kaz
    Watch him closely!
[13:16] Kaz
    How was he able to dodge my water so adeptly?
[13:20] Kaz
    A dullahan's weak point is...
[13:21] Kaz
    An undead monster's weak point is...
[13:29] Dul
    As a former knight, I give
    my thanks to the Devil King
[13:33] Dul
    and the false gods for this chance
    to have a bout with you.
[13:36] Dul
    This is farewell, heroic yet foolish crusader!
[13:41] Kaz
    Create Water!
[13:45] Dul
    What are you trying to do, boy?!
[13:48] Kaz
    It's water!
[13:50] Mag
    Create Water!
[13:52] Dul
    Stop those attacks!
[13:54] Mag
    Create Water!
[13:56] Mag2
    Create Water!
[14:00] Dul
    C-Curse you all!
[14:01] Kaz
    Hit him! Hit him! Damn!
[14:04] Kaz
    I'm going to run out of magic!
[14:05] Aqua
    Hey, what's all the commotion?
[14:07] Aqua
    What sort of game are you playing?
[14:10] Aqua
    Are you an idiot?
[14:11] Kaz
    Damn her!
[14:13] Kaz
    His weakness is water!
[14:14] Kaz
    Even a lame goddess like you must
    be able to use one water spell!
[14:18] Aqua
    It's about time I punished you,
    you insolent jerk!
[14:21] Aqua
    I can use flood-class water magic.
[14:23] Kaz
    You can?!
[14:24] Aqua
    Apologize!
[14:26] Aqua
    Apologize for calling a water
    goddess a "lame goddess"!
[14:30] Kaz
    I'll apologize all you want later!
[14:32] Kaz
    Hurry up and do it, you useless goddess!
[14:35] Aqua
    You just called me a useless goddess!
[14:37] Aqua
    Just you watch.
[14:39] Aqua
    I'll show you what a goddess can do!
[14:43] Aqua
    All my followers in this world,
[14:46] Aqua
    the water goddess Aqua commands you.
[14:48] Kaz
    Huh?
[14:51] Dul
    This is...
[14:52] Aqua
    Answer my request, my prayer,
[14:55] Aqua
    and show the world thy power!
[14:57] Dul
    Oh, no!
[15:01] Dul
    L-Let go! You perverted knight!
[15:03] Dark
    How abusive...
[15:06] Aqua
    Sacred Create Water!
[15:14] Dul
    It's water!
[15:17] Kaz
    That's enough! Enough, I said!
[15:39] Dul
    What are you thinking?
[15:41] Dul
    Are you an idiot?
[15:42] Dul
    Are you a complete imbecile?!
[15:45] Aqua
    Now's your chance, Kazuma!
[15:47] Kaz
    This time, I'll steal your weapon for sure!
[15:50] Dul
    I may be weakened,
[15:52] Dul
    but a beginner adventurer's Steal
[15:54] Dul
    will never take possession of my weapon!
[15:58] Dul
    I'll end this once and for all!
[16:02] Kaz
    Steal!
[16:12] Dul
    U-Um... Well...
[16:21] Kaz
    Hey, you guys! Let's play soccer!
[16:24] Dul
    Soccer?
[16:25] Kaz
    Soccer is...
[16:28] Kaz
    A game where you handle the ball
    with only your feet, not your hands!
[16:32] A
    Only your feet?
[16:33] Dul
    Whoa! Hey, s-stop it!
[16:36] Dul
    Help, help! Stop! Hey, ow! Stop it!
[16:41] Dark
    We should be all right,
    now that he's so weakened.
[16:43] Dark
    Give him a proper send-off.
[16:46] Kaz
    Yeah. Aqua!
[16:48] Aqua
    Leave it to me!
[16:49] Kaz
    Do it.
[16:57] Aqua
    Sacred Turn Undead!
[17:03] Dul
    Hey, wait!
[17:27] Megu
    Oh?
[17:28] Megu
    Darkness, what are you doing?
[17:32] Dark
    Saying a prayer.
[17:36] Dark
    Sedol, the huge liar who said
    I was brawny in my armor...
[17:42] Dark
    Heinz, who teased me, saying,
    "Fan me with that huge sword of yours!
[17:45] Dark
    You can hit me with it if you
    want, but only if you can!"
[17:50] Dark
    And Galil,
[17:51] Dark
    who let me into his party
    for only a single day,
[17:54] Dark
    and screamed at me, saying, "Why are you
    charging into the swarm of monsters?"
[18:00] Dark
    They were all slain by that dullahan.
[18:04] Dark
    If I could see them once more,
[18:07] Dark
    I'd love to have a drink with them.
[18:10] All
    H-Hey...
[18:15] He
    It actually bothers you that
    your sword always misses?
[18:18] He
    Um, I-I'm sorry.
[18:21] He
    I'll treat you later.
[18:23] Dark
    Huh?
[18:24] Dark
    You're alive?
[18:29] Aqua
    For someone as great as me,
[18:30] Aqua
    reviving newly-fallen adventurers
    is a piece of cake!
[18:31] (Flashback) Aqua
    Resurrection! Resurrection!
[18:33] (Flashback) Aqua
    Resurrection!
[18:35] Aqua
    Now you can have that drink together!
[18:38] E
    I see. Darkness-san has a lot
    to deal with, doesn't she?
[18:41] A
    Shh! She'll hear you.
[18:43] Dark
    I want to die...
[18:44] Kaz
    Don't hold back.
[18:46] Kaz
    We'll keep criticizing her like
    this for three days or so.
[18:49] Dark
    Th-This isn't the type of shameful abuse I wanted!
SIGN    Emergency Quest
SIGN    Emergency Quest
SIGN    Kill the Dullahan!
SIGN    Quest Clear!!
[19:01] All
    KO-NO-SU-BA!
SIGN    The Next Day
[19:07] Kaz
    Things somehow worked out this time,
[19:10] Kaz
    but I think I'll lead a leisurely life,
    without danger, from now on.
[19:15] Megu
    I've been waiting for you, Kazuma!
[19:17] Megu
    Listen to this!
[19:18] Megu
    Darkness is being super stingy and
    telling me I'm too young to have any!
[19:22] Dark
    No, wait, that isn't what I...
[19:24] Aqua
    You're late!
[19:28] Kaz
    She's drunk already!
[19:30] Luna
    Oh, Kazuma-san, I've been waiting for you.
[19:33] Luna
    Actually, I have a special
    reward for you and your party.
[19:38] Kaz
    Huh? Really?
[19:42] Kaz
    Um, why only us?
[19:44] Ruff
    Who knew you'd defeat a
    leader of the Devil King's army?
[19:47] Ruff
    I believed in the radiance
    within you from the very start.
[19:52] Kaz
    The radiance within me?
[19:54] Ruff
    A light that shines on the gates of Hell...
[19:57] Ruff
    There may have been an old legend like that.
[19:59] B
    That's right! If you weren't here,
[20:02] B
    we never would have defeated the dullahan!
[20:04] Adv
    Kazuma! Kazuma!
[20:07] Adv
    Kazuma! Kazuma!
[20:10] Adv
    Kazuma! Kazuma!
[20:11] Kaz
    I'm not really used to this, but it's pretty nice.
[20:15] Luna
    Ahem!
[20:16] Luna
    In recognition of Satou Kazuma-san's
    party's achievement,
[20:20] Luna
    I award you 300 million eris.
[20:23] All
    Th-Three hundred million?!
[20:25] B
    Treat me, Kazuma!
[20:27] E
    Kazuma-sama, treat me, treat me!
[20:29] Kaz
    Group meeting!
[20:31] Kaz
    I have something to tell all of you.
[20:33] Aqua
    We won thanks to my abilities,
    so we should go 90/10.
[20:36] Kaz
    Now that we've acquired great wealth,
[20:38] Kaz
    I'm going to live a safe and leisurely life.
[20:41] Dark
    Wait!
[20:42] Kaz
    I won't wait!
[20:43] Dark
    It's a big problem for me if I can't
    fight strong enemies anymore!
[20:45] Kaz
    It's not a problem!
[20:45] Megu
    It bothers me, too.
[20:47] Megu
    I'm going to join you, defeat the Devil King,
[20:50] Megu
    and earn the title of strongest magician.
[20:52] Kaz
    You won't earn it!
[20:52] Aqua
    You're going to go back
    to being a shut-in NEET?
[20:54] Kaz
    I'm not going to, because I'm not a NEET!
[20:56] Aqua
    I won't be able to go home!
[20:58] Kaz
    I've already made up my mind!
[20:59] Aqua
    Huh?
[21:00] Kaz
    Don't "huh" me, you useless goddess!
[21:00] Luna
    Um, Kazuma-san...
[21:01] Aqua
    "Useless goddess"—
[21:04] Aqua
    Is it a check? It's a check, right?
[21:07] Luna
    Actually,
[21:09] Luna
    the flood of water Aqua-san summoned
[21:12] Luna
    caused substantial damage to the outer walls...
[21:16] Luna
    Of course, defeating a leader of the
    Devil King's army is a big accomplishment,
[21:19] Luna
    so I won't insist you pay back the full sum.
[21:21] Luna
    I just ask that you pay a portion...
[21:24] Aqua
    Sneak away...
[21:24] Kaz
    Wait.
[21:26] Dark
    The reward is 300 million,
[21:28] Dark
    and the cost of compensation is 340 million, huh?
[21:31] Megu
    Our bloody journey of magic
[21:34] Megu
    has only just begun.
[21:36] Dark
    Let's go on a quest to take out a
    profitable, strong enemy tomorrow.
[21:39] Aqua
    W-We can split the debt into equal parts...
[21:44] Kaz
    Am I going to spend my entire life
[21:46] Kaz
    in this irrational world
    with these hopeless allies?
[21:50] Kaz
    I gently closed my eyes,
[21:52] Kaz
    and firmly decided I would kill the Devil King,
[21:55] Kaz
    in order to escape from this
    good-for-nothing world.
SIGN    My name is Megumin. I leave this record to pass down tales of my great exploits to future generations. The mighty magic power of the extraordinary magician Megumin made the Devil King's army tremble in fear. The people she has saved revered her from the bottoms of their hearts, and all the children were entranced by her. There was a flood of fans waiting for her at the guild, enough that she could have handed out numbered tickets. -Written Preface of the Great Magician
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    A Second Death in This Freezing Season!