E7 - An Invitation for This Knucklehead!

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[00:08] A
    I've made some of the finest
    quality tea, Kazuma-san.
[00:12] K
    Quite.
[00:18] K
    This is hot water.
[00:19] A
    Oh, how careless of me.
[00:23] K
    Could it perhaps be that
    you purified the tea?
[00:26] A
    I'm ever so sorry, Kazuma-san.
[00:28] K
    We simply need to remake the tea.
[00:30] K
    Thank you, Aqua. I'll finish this as it is.
[00:35] K
    Yes, it's hot water!
[00:37] M
    You're freaking me out!
SIGN    KONOSUBA!
    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2
SIGN    Episode 7 An Invitation for This Knucklehead!
[02:11] M
    I'll apologize for what
    happened the other day!
[02:13] M
    So please, turn back to normal, Kazuma!
[02:16] K
    The other day?
[02:18] (Flashback) K
    What exactly are you calling
    the holy sword Excalibur?!
[02:22] K
    Oh, that matter.
[02:24] K
    The wealthy don't have
    time for such quibbles.
[02:26] K
    That aside, would you care to
    join us for tea, Megumin?
[02:30] K
    We've happened upon some fine tea leaves.
[02:33] M
    I'm so sorry! So please, turn back to normal!
[02:37] M
    You're being really creepy right now!
[02:40] K
    I have no idea what you mean.
[02:42] K
    I'm acting the same as I always do.
[02:44] A
    The finest quality tea is ready
    once again, Kazuma-san.
[02:52] K
    This is also hot water.
[02:55] K
    You must have purified it again.
[02:56] A
    Oh, my. How careless of me!
[03:02] K
    No matter. It simply needs to be remade again.
[03:04] K
    Thank you, Aqua. I'll finish this as it is.
[03:09] D
    What happened was...
[03:10] (Flashback) K
    That little loli brat!
[03:12] (Flashback) K
    When she gets back, I'll skin her alive!
[03:14] (Flashback) K
    I swear! I swear I will!
[03:17] (Flashback) K
    I'll put her through something
    that'll even make someone
[03:20] (Flashback) K
    as tough as her squirm
    and cry for forgiveness!
[03:22] (Flashback) D
    R-Really?
[03:23] (Flashback) D
    And what exactly is this thing that will
    make even Megumin cry for mercy?
[03:26] (Flashback) A
    Would you pipe down? It's too early.
[03:28] (Flashback) A
    Why can't you all be as composed as I am?
[03:31] (Flashback) A
    I haven't even moved from
    this spot since yesterday,
[03:34] (Flashback) A
    apart from taking a bath.
[03:36] (Flashback) K
    I don't wanna hear criticism from the
    failure who's vegging out all day long!
[03:40] (Flashback) K
    Damn it! I'm gonna make her pay!
[03:42] (Flashback) K
    I can already picture her sweet tears!
[03:46] (Flashback) D
    Could you explain exactly why
    she'll be crying, though?!
[03:51] (Flashback) K
    There she is!
[03:53] (Flashback) D
    Details—
[03:53] (Flashback) K
    Megumin, you little—
[03:57] (Flashback) V
    Did you think it was the crazy
    little Crimson Demon girl?
[04:00] (Flashback) V
    How unfortunate! It is I!
[04:02] (Flashback) V
    With my shrewd eye for business,
[04:04] (Flashback) V
    I've come to negotiate a deal in
    the place of my dimwitted shopkeep!
[04:07] (Flashback) V
    Now, prostrate yourself
    with joy at my arrival,
[04:10] (Flashback) V
    and show me that which you would
    have us sell in our establishment!
[04:14] (Flashback) A
    Hey, wait one second...
    How'd you get inside the mansion?
[04:18] (Flashback) V
    Oh, that puny thing?
[04:21] (Flashback) V
    Was that supposed to be a barrier?
[04:24] (Flashback) V
    It was incredibly weak.
[04:26] (Flashback) V
    I thought it was a failed experiment
    by some fledgling priest!
[04:31] (Flashback) V
    Oh, how rude of me!
[04:32] (Flashback) V
    It seems that, with my immense strength,
[04:34] (Flashback) V
    simply passing through it was
    enough to make it collapse!
[04:40] (Flashback) A
    Oh, my!
[04:41] (Flashback) A
    Your body seems to be on the verge of
    collapse, Mr. Immensely Strong Demon!
[04:47] (Flashback) A
    Whatever will we do?
[04:48] (Flashback) A
    Aren't you supposed to be a duke of Hell?
[04:51] (Flashback) A
    And to think, that little barrier
    could put you in this state!
[04:55] (Flashback) V
    This body is merely animated earth.
[04:58] (Flashback) V
    There are countless replacements.
[05:00] (Flashback) V
    I just found myself curious about that
    flimsy thing posted around the mansion.
[05:04] (Flashback) V
    I suppose, for the botched work of a
    fledgling priest, it was quite impressive.
[05:09] (Flashback) V
    For a barrier created by a
    human, beginner priest, that is!
[05:14] (Flashback) K
    Guys, why don't we calm down a little?
[05:18] (Flashback) A
    Hey, Kazuma.
[05:19] (Flashback) K
    Yeah?
[05:19] (Flashback) A
    Were you building that kotatsu and whatever
    else to do business with this thing?
[05:24] (Flashback) K
    Yeah...
[05:24] (Flashback) A
    With a parasite who has to suck on negative
    human emotions to barely manage existing?
[05:29] (K
    You look pretty sinister yourself right now.
[05:29] (Flashback) A
    Oh, gosh! It's so funny, I forgot to laugh!
[05:33] (K
    But you are laughing.
[05:34] (Flashback) V
    We demons are particular about contracts,
[05:37] (Flashback) V
    so you can trust I'll fulfill things on my end.
[05:39] (Flashback) V
    I'm not like those who say,
    "Believe in me and be saved,"
[05:41] (Flashback) V
    and seek to prey on the pure of heart...
[05:43] (Flashback) V
    Gathering believers with
    sweet, hollow promises,
[05:45] (Flashback) V
    only to then collect a tithe as a means
    of robbing them of their money!
[05:50] (Flashback) V
    What was their catchphrase again?
[05:53] (Flashback) V
    Oh, right...
[05:54] (Flashback) V
    "God is always watching over you," I believe?
[05:59] (Flashback) V
    Well, my goodness! It turns out...
[06:01] (Flashback) V
    I may have borne witness to this
    god, based on that description!
[06:05] (Flashback) V
    He was arrested for peeping!
[06:07] (Flashback) V
    Perhaps this fellow who was watching over
    toilets and bath houses with a tepid gaze
[06:11] (Dust
    You've got it all wrong!
[06:11] (Flashback) V
    was actually a god?
[06:18] (Flashback) A
    Sacred Exorcism!
[06:20] (Flashback) K
    Watch it!
[06:23] (Flashback) Vanir
    And a-shedding I go!
[06:31] (Flashback) A
    This is it, right? This is your real body?!
[06:33] (Flashback) A
    Now what're you going to
    do?! What can you do?!
[06:37] (Flashback) V
    Even if you destroy this mask—
[06:39] (Flashback) V
    See here, cut that out! Don't try
    to take it off while I'm talking!
[06:40] (K
    Hey, easy there!
[06:42] K
    Would you two calm down?
[06:43] (Flashback) V
    Let me finish what I was saying first!
[06:45] K
    KONOSUBA!
[06:47] (Flashback) V
    Let's begin the meeting, then.
[06:49] (Flashback) V
    We'd previously agreed on
    splitting the profits, but...
[06:54] (Flashback) V
    How about it, boy?
[06:55] (Flashback) V
    Would you care to sell the intellectual
    property rights to these designs instead?
[06:59] (Flashback) V
    I'll buy them for three hundred million eris.
[07:01] (Flashback) Trio
    Three hundred million?!
[07:02] (Flashback) K
    That's... enough to live on without
    needing a job, isn't it?
[07:06] (Flashback) V
    If you'd prefer monthly profit sharing,
    I can offer you one million eris a month.
[07:09] (Flashback) Trio
    A million a month?!
[07:11] (Flashback) K
    There's no guarantee they'll
    sell indefinitely, though...
[07:13] (Flashback) K
    Is it wiser to take the
    three hundred mil?
[07:15] (Flashback) K
    But wait...
[07:16] (Flashback) K
    With a million a month, we wouldn't have to
    worry about slowly depleting a single sum.
[07:21] (Flashback) V
    Well, you can take your time considering it.
[07:21] K
    A million a month?
[07:23] (Flashback) (A
    I'm worried about things at the
    store, so I'll be taking my leave.
[07:23] (A
    The amount of fancy bubbly
    I could buy with that...
[07:27] (Flashback) A
    And I'm worried about your nasty
    stench stinking up my holy abode!
[07:30] (Flashback) A
    Get out! Hurry up and get lost!
[07:38] K
    It's hot water again.
[07:40] A
    Oh, how silly of me!
[07:43] D
    And they've been like that ever since.
[07:44] (K
    Why don't you try making it again?
[07:46] M
    That explains the phony air of wealth.
[07:47] (K
    You can be so silly!
[07:49] M
    Well, it's wonderful that
    we have more money now.
[07:51] M
    Anyway, why don't we
    go take on a kill quest?
[07:54] K
    Huh? Oh, please. What are you saying?
[07:57] K
    Why should I bother working when I'm
    on the verge of making a fortune?
[08:03] K
    I mean, I put together good gear,
    made a plan, and took on a quest,
[08:07] K
    and I still ended up dying again!
[08:08] K
    I've decided that I'll make my living
    doing business from now on.
[08:11] K
    No more dangerous adventurer stuff!
    Time for a nice, room-temperature life!
[08:15] A
    Say, Kazuma-san, that would
    actually be a bit of a problem.
[08:19] A
    If you don't defeat the Devil King,
    it would actually be a real problem for me.
[08:22] K
    In that case, why don't
    we make a ton of money
[08:25] K
    and hire some incredibly strong adventurers?!
[08:27] K
    Then we'll have them help
    us defeat the Devil King!
[08:30] K
    We conquer the Devil King's castle
    leading an army of adventurers!
[08:34] K
    How about it?! It actually sounds
    plausible for once, doesn't it?!
[08:36] A
    That's it! Nice one, Kazuma-san!
[08:39] A
    I can see you slapping
[08:40] A
    adventurers' faces with wads of
    cash as you order them around,
[08:42] A
    and stealing the finishing blow after
    they've weakened the Devil King enough!
[08:48] K
    That's exactly it!
[08:49] K
    I guess knowing me the longest
    means you know me the best!
[08:55] Megumin
    Using the power of money
    to defeat the Devil King...
[08:57] Megumin
    I can't accept it! I refuse to!
[09:00] Megumin
    What exactly do you think the Devil King is?!
[09:03] Megumin
    A force like the Devil King is meant to be
    fought by awakening to a hidden power,
[09:07] Megumin
    and then defeating him
    after an epic final battle!
[09:09] Megumin
    And what do I hear you talking about?!
    Just hiring strong adventurers to defeat him?!
[09:13] Megumin
    Come on, Darkness,
    say something to— Darkness?
[09:17] D
    Oh, it's just, seeing Kazuma gradually
    becoming more and more pathetic
[09:21] D
    got me wondering just how big a
    scumbag he'll be in the future...
[09:25] M
    Ugh! What am I supposed to do?!
[09:27] K
    Don't group me with the pervert over there.
[09:30] K
    Anyway, I died of a broken neck, remember?
[09:33] K
    Just let me relax until I've healed fully.
[09:37] M
    I understand. Why don't we see
    to healing your injury, then?
[09:41] K
    Eh, it's fine. If I just slack
    off long enough, it'll heal.
[09:43] (D
    Oh, boy!
[09:45] M
    Let's go right away!
[09:47] M
    We'll head to the city of water
    and hot springs, Arcanretia!
[09:50] K
    Don't mind my injury—
[09:52] K
    Did you say hot springs?
[09:54] A
    Did you just say Arcanretia?
[09:56] A
    Did you say we're going to Arcanretia,
    the city of water and hot springs?
[10:00] K
    H-Hot springs, eh?
[10:02] K
    I guess we're all exhausted from
    fighting so many tough enemies,
[10:06] K
    so it can't hurt to splurge
    a bit on a hot springs trip.
[10:09] A
    Kazuma-san, why did you sound
    so monotone saying that?
[10:12] A
    KO!
[10:13] A
    NOSUBA!
[10:15] A
    Is everybody ready?
[10:17] K
    You bet! I'm all set to go!
[10:19] K
    Man, how long do those two plan
    to sleep? And they call us losers!
[10:25] A
    I'm gonna go wake them up.
[10:28] A
    Kazuma, head to where
    we're boarding the wagons
[10:30] A
    and secure the best seats!
[10:32] K
    All right, got it!
[10:36] V
    Hey, welcome!
[10:37] V
    Oh? What brings you by so early?
[10:40] K
    Going on a little hot springs trip.
[10:42] K
    So, about our deal...
[10:44] K
    It'll have to wait until I get back.
[10:46] V
    Is that all?
[10:48] V
    Well, take the chance to relax and enjoy
    your anticipation of mixed bathing.
[10:52] K
    I-I-I'm not anticipating that!
[10:55] K
    I just wanted to go because
    my neck still hurts...
[10:59] K
    Wait, why is Wiz all burnt up?
[11:05] (Flashback) V
    What... in the world?!
[11:07] (Flashback) Wiz
    These things are really amazing!
[11:10] (Flashback) Wiz
    They'll sell! I'm sure
    they'll fly off the shelves!
[11:12] (Flashback) Wiz
    So, Vanir-san, please stop
    making your way toward me
[11:16] (Flashback) Wiz
    while preparing a Murder Ray!
[11:22] V
    So I was loading these pieces of junk
    into boxes, hoping to return them.
[11:27] V
    Wanna buy one?
[11:28] K
    What is it? Some kind of magic item?
[11:30] V
    It's a portable toilet accessory that lets
    you deal with nature's call while on the road.
[11:34] V
    It even uses running water to grant
    a degree of privacy by making sound.
[11:38] K
    What the heck?! That's awesome!
[11:39] K
    Its flaw is that the sound it creates to mask
    your business is so loud, it attracts monsters,
[11:44] K
    and the mechanism for generating water is so
    powerful that it causes a localized disaster.
[11:49] K
    Does nothing in this store
    work without any problems?!
[11:54] V
    Unfortunately, the dimwitted owner
[11:55] V
    has a unique gift when it comes to
    stocking completely useless merchandise.
[12:00] V
    As soon as I take my eyes off her,
    she purchases the most bizarre things...
[12:05] V
    Actually, boy, you said you were
    going to the hot springs, didn't you?
[12:15] Vendors
    Anyone hungry?
[12:17] A
    Hey! I told you to go
    ahead and save us seats!
[12:21] A
    Wait, what's that on your back?
[12:25] A
    KONOSUBA!
[12:27] YY
    Can you wrap this as a gift?
[12:30] Vendor
    Sure thing!
[12:32] YY
    E-Excuse me!
[12:34] YY
    Now, today we settle our vendetta, Megumin!
[12:38] YY
    Prepare yourself!
[12:42] YY
    H-Hello?
[12:45] A
    Babysitting, huh?
[12:47] A
    Well, that's fine.
[12:48] A
    But she's kind of fading away.
[12:52] K
    Hey! Is she gonna be okay?!
[12:54] K
    Healing magic... wait, that'd have
    the opposite effect on the undead!
[12:58] D
    A trip...
[13:00] D
    Father once took me to the capital
    when I was a chi— Aiiieee!
[13:08] W
    Huh?
[13:09] W
    Oh, it's Kazuma-san.
[13:10] K
    It was an emergency!
[13:13] K
    You're the one with the most
    vitality in this group!
[13:16] A
    Hey, Kazuma!
[13:18] A
    Let's take this wagon!
[13:20] A
    From the look of it,
    it's the most comfortable!
[13:23] A
    By the way, I get a window seat.
[13:25] A
    I reserve the seat with the
    best view of the scenery!
[13:27] A
    Go on, Kazuma, buy our tickets!
[13:29] A
    Make it quick so no one else
    can buy the seats on that wagon!
[13:38] A
    Hey, mister, why is one seat already filled?
[13:41] A
    What is this?
[13:42] Driver
    That's a baby red dragon, miss.
[13:45] Driver
    I was already paid for a single seat, so...
[13:48] Driver
    It'll be uncomfortable, but one of you
    will have to bear with riding in the back.
[13:54] K
    In that case...
[13:56] A
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[13:57] A
    I think rock-paper-scissors is the
    best way to handle such things!
[14:01] W
    Um, if that's the case, I can just sit in the—
[14:04] K
    No, Wiz. Let's give everyone a chance.
[14:06] K
    Sounds good, Aqua. Rock-paper-scissors, huh?
[14:09] A
    Okay, here we go!
[14:11] A
    Rock-paper-scissors!
[14:14] K
    Looks like I'm clear.
[14:15] A
    Wait!
[14:16] A
    No one said it was by elimination!
[14:19] A
    The five of us play until
    a single loser is decided!
[14:23] K
    You wanna just play against me, then?
[14:25] K
    We'll play three times, and if I lose
    even once, I'll sit in the back.
[14:30] A
    You're serious?
[14:31] K
    Yep.
[14:31] A
    So, do you even know
    how probability works?
[14:33] K
    Yep.
[14:34] A
    It's next to impossible for
    you to win three in a row!
[14:39] K
    Well, I've never lost at
    rock-paper-scissors.
[14:45] A
    This isn't right! Something's wrong!
[14:47] A
    You cheated, didn't you?! Please,
    one more! Just one more time!
[14:49] K
    You mean it? This is the last time.
[14:52] A
    You accepted! You accepted,
    didn't you, Kazuma?!
[14:55] A
    I don't know how you're cheating,
[14:57] A
    but if you want to play that way,
    I have a trick up my sleeve, too!
[15:00] A
    Blessing!
[15:02] K
    Hey, that's dirty! You buffed
    your luck with magic!
[15:05] A
    Hey, luck is a factor in skill!
[15:07] A
    And magic skill is a factor in luck!
[15:09] A
    Now, here we go! Rock-paper-scissors!
[15:13] A
    Why?!
[15:15] K
    Even when I was a kid, I never
    lost at rock-paper-scissors.
[15:18] A
    You coward! What is that?! No fair!
[15:20] A
    It's cheating! Some kind of cheating ability!
[15:23] A
    You were born with a special ability?!
[15:26] A
    Then that cancels out the gracious
    help I've been offering to you!
[15:30] A
    Send me back! Send me back to the
    heavenly realm, you dirty cheat!
[15:34] K
    Hey, you little bitch!
[15:36] K
    Are you saying my special ability is
    being able to win at rock-paper-scissors?!
[15:38] K
    Are you an idiot?! How is that
    gonna help me fight monsters?!
[15:42] A
    But, but...
[15:43] K
    And the thing that pisses me off the most
[15:45] K
    is the fact that you describe what
    you've been doing as "gracious help"!
[15:48] K
    Cut the crap! Gracious, my ass!
[15:51] K
    If I could trade you in for a special power,
[15:53] K
    I would've done it a long time ago!
[15:59] A
    Kazuma, I can't believe you went there!
[16:01] A
    Stop it! Quit pulling on my cheeks!
[16:05] Driver
    The caravan to Arcanretia is pulling out.
[17:15] K
    I guess this is new, even for
    the lady of a noble house.
[17:24] M
    Chomusuke is still cuter.
[17:27] K
    I never thought I'd be going on
    a trip like this in this world.
[17:33] K
    It's not bad.
[17:34] A
    Kazuma-san!
[17:36] A
    My butt hurts like crazy!
[17:39] A
    Can someone switch with me now?
[17:45] K
    We'll move to a different
    wagon when we get to a stop.
[17:47] K
    Hang in there until then.
[17:49] A
    Aww, man!
[17:58] K
    Foresight.
[18:02] K
    What is that?
[18:04] K
    Excuse me.
[18:04] Driver
    Yes?
[18:05] K
    There's a dust cloud headed
    in this direction...
[18:09] K
    Do you know what it might be?
[18:11] Driver
    Well, now... I can't see it,
[18:14] Driver
    but around here, the only thing
    that'd kick up a cloud of dust
[18:17] Driver
    would have to be a pack of Lizard Runners.
[18:20] Driver
    But they say the Princess Runner
    was killed the other day,
[18:24] Driver
    so it might just be a Sandwhale
    kicking up some sand.
[18:28] Driver
    The only other thing is...
    maybe some Running Hawk Kites.
[18:31] Driver
    Running Hawk Kites?
[18:32] Driver
    I'm not being confusing on purpose, sir.
[18:35] Driver
    These are some dangerous monsters.
[18:37] Driver
    When the mating season starts,
    to get the attention of females,
[18:41] Driver
    the males compete in a mating
    ritual like a chicken race.
[18:44] (Megumin
    That settles it! You win!
[18:44] Driver
    They charge straight at the
    hardest thing they can find,
[18:46] Driver
    and only turn away at the last second.
[18:49] Driver
    Well, they'll probably just charge into
    some nearby rock. Nothing to worry about.
[18:53] K
    That's a relief, then!
[19:01] K
    They do seem to be headed
    this way at quite a clip...
[19:05] Driver
    Oh, those are definitely
    Running Hawk Kites.
[19:08] Driver
    But it'd be strange for
    them to head toward us.
[19:11] Driver
    Maybe, somewhere in the caravan,
[19:13] Driver
    there's a load of some incredibly
    hard mineral, like adamantite!
[19:19] Driver
    Huh? They do seem to be headed this way...
[19:21] Driver
    Toward this wagon, actually...
[19:24] K
    Hard as adamantite?
[19:27] K
    Hey, Dark—
[19:28] D
    Kazuma, Kazuma!
[19:29] D
    A bunch of incredibly fast creatures
    are headed right this way!
[19:32] D
    And it feels like their gaze is fixed on me!
[19:35] D
    They look so intense!
[19:37] K
    It was you?!
[19:38] Driver
    Sir, I need to stop the wagon!
[19:41] Driver
    The adventurer guards will
    protect you and the wagon!
[19:45] K
    I'm sorry our crusader is so hard.
[19:48] K
    Hey, Darkness! Those monsters are after you!
[19:51] K
    They charge at the hardest
    thing they can find!
[19:53] K
    They're after your rock-hard muscles!
[19:56] D
    Now, Kazuma. In spite of
    it all, I'm still a woman.
[19:59] D
    Don't call my muscles hard.
[20:01] D
    I know what it is. My armor is
    partially composed of adamantite.
[20:06] D
    I'm sure that's what's attracting them.
[20:09] D
    It's true! Don't give me that look!
[20:12] D
    My body isn't that hard!
[20:14] K
    Megumin, Aqua, we're up!
[20:16] K
    We don't really need to fight this time,
[20:18] K
    but it's kind of our fault
    they're headed this way!
[20:20] K
    We need to clean up our own mess!
[20:23] Wiz
    I'll help, too!
[20:25] K
    Stay in the wagon and
    protect the driver, Wiz!
[20:28] W
    Okay!
[20:29] Driver
    Sir! Sir, you're paying for the trip!
[20:32] Driver
    Wait somewhere safe!
[20:33] K
    I'm sorry. One of our party caused this.
[20:37] Driver
    Adventurers, if you please!
[20:40] Adventurers
    Leave...
[20:41] Adventurers
    ...this...
[20:41] Adventurers
    ...to...
[20:42] Adventurers
    ...us!
[20:48] K
    Megumin, get some explosion magic ready!
[20:51] M
    Understood!
[20:53] Adventurer
    You, crusader! You're not one
    of the guards, so stay back!
[20:57] Adventurer
    Hey, it looks like the monsters
[20:59] Adventurer
    are headed straight for that crusader!
[21:02] Adventurer
    That's Decoy!
[21:04] Adventurer
    Crusaders have a skill called Decoy that lets
    them attract the attention of monsters!
[21:07] Adventurer
    She's not one of the guards,
    but she's taking on all of the monsters!
[21:12] K
    I'm sorry. She's not using that skill.
[21:14] Adv
    She's facing all those monsters
    without backing down at all!
[21:17] Adv
    She's so brave!
[21:19] K
    I'm sorry. I don't think bravery
    has anything to do with it.
[21:22] Adv
    She's not even being paid!
[21:23] Adv
    Adventurer or not, we can't expose
    one of the passengers to danger!
[21:27] Adv
    I'll back her up! Bind!
[21:29] D
    What?
[21:37] Adv
    No way...
[21:38] Adv
    Did she block the Bind because she knew
    they'd turn on me if I had hit them?!
[21:43] ---
    Gulp...
[21:45] Adv
    I'm sorry! I was trying to help,
    but I only got in the way!
[21:49] Adv
    Forgive me! Forgive me!
[21:53] K
    I'm so sorry!
[21:55] K
    I'm so sorry about our party member!
[21:56] ---
    It hurts...
[21:56] K
    I am so, so sorry for the
    trouble our pervert caused!
SIGN    To my dear friends Funifura-san and Dodonko-san. Thank you for your response. I'm doing well. Regarding the friends I mentioned in my letter, they really do exist. Honestly. So please stop saying it's impossible for someone who has social anxiety to make friends, and demanding the truth. You're hurting my feelings. Yunyun
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Sightseeing in This Pitiful City!
[23:31] Yunyun
    To my dear friends Funifura-san
    and Dodonko-san.
[23:34] Yunyun
    Thank you for your response. I'm doing well.
[23:37] Yunyun
    Regarding the friends I mentioned
    in my letter, they really do ex—