E8 - A Loving Hand for Our Party When We Can't Make It Through Winter!

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[00:04] Aqua
    So cold...
[00:06] Aqua
    I pawned my coat, too. It's so cold...
[00:12] Aqua
    Th-The fire!
[00:14] Aqua
    There.
[00:18] Kaz
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[00:19] Kaz
    Quit screwing around!
[00:21] Kaz
    What do you think you're doing
    to my only memento of Japan?!
[00:24] Aqua
    I don't have any choice!
[00:26] Aqua
    There's nothing else to burn!
[00:27] Kaz
    Hand over that raiment, then!
[00:29] Kaz
    It looks like it would burn
    better than a tracksuit!
[00:32] Aqua
    Let go, you shut-in NEET!
[00:34] Aqua
    Warm me up! Warm me up more!
[00:44] Aqua
    Whoa, wait!
[00:54] Kaz
    I can't go on like this.
[00:57] Kaz
    We have to do something, and fast.
SIGN    KONOSUBA
    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN    KONOSUBA
    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    "A Loving Hand for Our Party When We Can't Make It Through Winter!"
[02:33] Kaz
    Our party is poorly balanced.
[02:36] Kaz
    I'd like a skill that I could use
    more like a main weapon.
[02:36] Aqua
    So cold...
[02:43] Kaz
    All right, we're here.
[02:44] Kaz
    Listen, Aqua.
[02:45] Kaz
    I'll say this while I have the chance.
    Don't throw any fits, you hear?
[02:48] Aqua
    Hey, what're you talking about?
[02:50] Aqua
    What do you take me for?
[02:52] Aqua
    I'm no hoodlum or outlaw.
[02:55] Aqua
    I'm a goddess, a bona fide deity!
[02:57] Aqua
    Hey! Are you listening to me?
[02:59] Aqua
    Wait! You should listen gratefully
    when a goddess speaks!
[03:01] Wiz
    Welco—
[03:06] Aqua
    It's you, you damned undead!
[03:08] Aqua
    You opened up a shop here?
[03:10] Aqua
    I'm sleeping in a stable,
[03:13] Aqua
    and you're running a shop?!
[03:15] Aqua
    You're pretty full of yourself, for a lich!
[03:18] Aqua
    I'll burn this shop to the
    ground in the name of God—
[03:20] Aqua
    Ow!
[03:22] Wiz
    Kazuma-san!
[03:25] Kaz
    Yo, Wiz. It's been a while.
[03:27] All
    KONOSUBA!
[03:31] Aqua
    Do you not even serve tea at this shop?
[03:33] Wiz
    Oh, I-I'm sorry!
[03:35] Wiz
    I'll bring some for you right away!
[03:41] Kaz
    I see she hasn't changed.
[03:47] Kaz
    Her name is Wiz.
[03:49] Kaz
    She may look like an ordinary
    human, but she's actually a lich.
[03:52] Kaz
    She's a ruler of the undead,
    also known as the "No-Life King."
[03:56] Kaz
    Although Wiz is a lich, she's a kind girl.
[03:59] Kaz
    Every night, she'd send spirits wandering
    the graveyard home to Heaven.
[04:02] Kaz
    Through various circumstances,
[04:04] Kaz
    we took up that job in her stead
[04:07] Kaz
    and ended up letting her go, but...
[04:12] Wiz
    H-Here you go.
[04:18] Aqua
    It's delicious.
[04:20] Aqua
    You set up a shop even
    though you're an undead,
[04:22] Aqua
    and you prepare warm tea even
    though you're an undead...
[04:25] Wiz
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[04:27] Wiz
    The likes of me shouldn't live in such luxury!
[04:29] Kaz
    Stop acting like a spiteful sister-in-law.
[04:34] Kaz
    Wiz, I have some spare points saved up.
[04:37] Kaz
    Could you teach me a skill?
[04:40] Aqua
    Hey! What are you thinking, Kazuma?!
[04:42] Aqua
    I can't possibly overlook a goddess's
    attendant learning a lich's skills!
[04:46] Kaz
    Who're you calling an attendant?!
[04:48] Aqua
    Listen. Liches love gloomy, dismal places.
[04:53] Aqua
    The whole lot of them are
    basically related to slugs!
[04:56] Wiz
    Th-That's terrible!
[04:58] Kaz
    But people normally can't
    learn lich skills, right?
[05:01] Kaz
    I was thinking it could be
[05:03] Kaz
    a great asset in battle if
    I could learn skills like that.
[05:06] Wiz
    Um...
[05:08] Wiz
    Did she say "a goddess's attendant" earlier?
[05:10] Aqua
    That's right.
[05:11] Aqua
    I am Aqua.
[05:13] Aqua
    Yes, the goddess Aqua, worshiped
    by the Religious Order of Axis.
[05:17] Aqua
    Renounce yourself, Lich!
[05:20] Kaz
    Hey, Wiz. There's no need to get so scared.
[05:23] Wiz
    No, it's...
[05:25] Wiz
    There are lots of crazy
    people in the Axis sect,
[05:28] Wiz
    and it's common knowledge that it's
    best not to get involved with them,
[05:32] Wiz
    so when I heard that she's the
    head goddess of the Axis sect...
[05:38] Aqua
    What did you say?!
[05:39] Aqua
    Curse you! This is what you get!
[05:40] Wiz
    I'm sorry!
[05:42] Kaz
    This conversation isn't going anywhere.
[05:44] Aqua
    KONOSUBA!
[05:51] Wiz
    By the way, I heard you defeated Verdia-san.
[05:56] Wiz
    His skill with the sword was
    supposed to be quite impressive,
[05:59] Wiz
    even among the other leaders,
[06:02] Wiz
    so that's quite amazing.
[06:04] Kaz
    You sound as if you knew Verdia.
[06:08] Wiz
    Oh,
[06:09] Wiz
    that's because I'm one of the eight
    leaders of the Devil King's army.
[06:12] Aqua
    Got you!
[06:15] Wiz
    Wait! Please wait, Aqua-sama!
[06:18] Wiz
    I beg of you! Please listen
    to what I have to say!
[06:23] Aqua
    I did it, Kazuma!
[06:24] Aqua
    With this, all my debts will be forgiven!
[06:26] Aqua
    In fact, I should get change back!
[06:28] Kaz
    Hey, Aqua, at least hear her out.
[06:32] Kaz
    Listen, as an adventurer,
    I obviously can't overlook you
[06:35] Kaz
    saying you're a leader of the Devil King's army...
[06:38] Wiz
    You've got it all wrong!
[06:39] Wiz
    I was asked to maintain the barrier
    that protects the Devil King's castle!
[06:43] Wiz
    Of course, I've never once
    caused anyone any harm,
[06:46] Wiz
    and you won't receive any
    bounty for defeating me, either!
[06:54] Aqua
    I don't really get it, but I'll
    eliminate you, just in case.
[06:57] Wiz
    Please wait, Aqua-sama!
[06:59] Aqua-Kaz
    KONOSUBA!
[07:02] Kaz
    So you're saying
[07:03] Kaz
    we can open the path to the Devil King's
    castle by defeating all of his leaders.
[07:07] Kaz
    Is that right?
[07:08] Wiz
    Yes, yes! That's correct!
[07:11] Wiz
    That's what the Devil King asked of me!
[07:13] Wiz
    He said he wouldn't stop me from quietly
    managing my shop in a human settlement,
[07:17] Wiz
    but only asked that I maintain
    the barrier as one of his leaders.
[07:20] Aqua
    So, as long as you're around,
[07:22] Aqua
    humans can't invade the Devil King's castle?
[07:26] Aqua
    Kazuma, let's eliminate her.
[07:28] Wiz
    Wait! Please wait!
[07:30] Wiz
    Please at least let me live a little while longer!
[07:34] Wiz
    I still have something I need to do.
[07:38] Aqua
    I could easily break a simple barrier...
[07:42] Aqua
    But she's a lich, so let's eliminate her.
[07:44] Wiz
    Please wait!
[07:45] Kaz
    Now, hang on.
[07:47] Kaz
    Even if we broke the barrier right now,
[07:49] Kaz
    we can't defeat the Devil King
    at our current levels.
[07:52] Kaz
    It'll just end in us being beheaded.
[07:55] Aqua
    Okay, fine.
[07:56] Wiz
    Th-Thank you very much!
[07:58] Kaz
    But are you okay with this?
[07:59] Kaz
    You don't resent us for
    defeating Verdia or anything?
[08:02] Wiz
    It's not as though I was particularly
    close to Verdia-san or anything.
[08:11] Wiz
    Whenever I would walk around...
[08:12] (Flashback) Dul
    Whoops!
[08:19] (Flashback) Dul
    My hand slipped!
[08:23] Wiz
    He was the sort who would often
    roll his own head down by my feet
[08:26] Wiz
    and try to look up my skirt.
[08:29] (Flashback) Dul
    Strike! In so many ways, a total strike!
[08:33] Wiz
    Besides,
[08:35] Wiz
    I believe my heart is human, even now.
[08:39] Kid
    Here I go! Hi-yah!
[08:42] Wiz
    Okay, then, I'll teach you one of my skills.
[08:45] Wiz
    It's the least I can do to repay
    you for letting me go before...
[08:50] Kaz
    What's wrong?
[08:51] Wiz
    Um...
[08:52] Wiz
    All of my skills can only be used on an opponent.
[08:57] Kaz
    Aqua, sorry, but would you do it?
[09:01] Aqua
    What skill is an undead planning to use on me?
[09:05] Wiz
    W-Well...
[09:06] Wiz
    How about "Drain Touch"?
[09:09] Wiz
    It's a skill that absorbs an
    opponent's health and magic,
[09:11] Wiz
    and can then distribute that power to others.
[09:14] Kaz
    I see. Depending on how it's used,
[09:16] Kaz
    it might be able to compensate for
    our party's lack of firepower.
[09:20] Wiz
    O-Of course,
[09:21] Wiz
    I'll only absorb a very small amount.
[09:27] Aqua
    Fine. Absorb as much as you can.
[09:30] Aqua
    Go right ahead.
[09:33] Kaz
    It's getting hard to tell which is
    the lich and which is the goddess.
[09:37] Wiz
    O-Okay,
[09:39] Wiz
    please excuse me.
[09:44] Wiz
    Huh? H-Huh?
[09:46] Aqua
    Come on, what's the matter?
[09:47] Aqua
    Aren't you going to absorb
    my magic and health?
[09:50] Wiz
    H-Huh?!
[09:52] Aqua
    Ow!
[09:53] Aqua
    Hey, Kazuma, don't interfere!
[09:55] Aqua
    This is a battle between a lich and a goddess!
[09:58] Aqua
    You think I'll let her absorb
    my strength that easily?!
[10:00] Kaz
    Look, we're not getting anywhere,
    so let her absorb it!
[10:03] Both
    KONOSUBA!
[10:06] Kaz
    All right...
[10:25] Kaz
    Acquisition complete!
[10:26] Wiz
    U-Um, Aqua-sama?
[10:29] Wiz
    It's all right. You can let go of my hand now.
[10:32] Wiz
    Actually, when you touch me,
    it sort of makes my hand tingle,
[10:36] Wiz
    so I'd appreciate it if you would let go.
[10:40] Wiz
    A-Aqua-sama?
[10:42] Wiz
    Um, my hand is starting to burn...
[10:45] Wiz
    Aqua-sama, I'm going to disappear!
    I'm going to disappear!
[10:47] Wiz
    I'm disappearing!
[10:49] Aqua
    Ow!
[10:50] Kaz
    What are you taking advantage
    of the moment to do?
[10:53] Wiz
    You're so mean...
[10:55] Kaz
    Is it just my imagination,
    or does Wiz look kind of see-through?
[10:59] Cust
    Excuse me!
[11:02] Cust
    Is Wiz-san here?
[11:04] Wiz
    KONOSUBA!
[11:12] Kaz
    This is the place?
[11:13] Aqua
    Not bad! Yes, not bad at all!
[11:16] Aqua
    This should be a fitting place for me to live!
[11:19] Megu
    This was originally some
    aristocrat's villa, I hear.
[11:23] Dark
    But the landlord certainly is generous,
    allowing us to live here as
[11:26] Dark
    a reward if we can exorcise it.
[11:28] Kaz
    Wiz is apparently known as a
    famous magician in our city,
[11:33] Kaz
    so people often bring cases like these to her.
[11:36] Aqua
    With this, we can make it through
    the winter without worry!
[11:40] Aqua
    Like they say, "make the
    best of a bad situation."
[11:43] Aqua
    Nothing less from me!
[11:44] Kaz
    But according to the landlord,
    spirits reappear instantly,
[11:46] Kaz
    no matter how many times they're exorcised.
[11:49] Aqua
    Leave it to me!
[11:50] Aqua
    I'm a goddess and an arch priest!
[11:53] Aqua
    You could call me an anti-undead expert!
[12:01] Aqua
    I see it. I see it!
[12:03] Aqua
    There was a child born
[12:05] Aqua
    in this mansion to an aristocrat who made
    a move on his maid, partly in fun,
[12:08] Aqua
    and that illegitimate child was confined here.
[12:11] Aqua
    The aristocrat had a weak constitution,
    and when he died from illness,
[12:14] Aqua
    the mother of the illegitimate
    child went missing, as well.
[12:17] Aqua
    The girl remained in the
    mansion and succumbed
[12:19] Aqua
    to the same illness as her father,
    passing away at a young age,
[12:22] Aqua
    lonely and alone, without ever
    knowing her parents' faces.
[12:22] Kaz
    I really want to ask how you know
    the setting in such detail...
[12:32] Kaz
    That'll take care of the cleaning for now.
[12:34] Dark
    We've decided the room arrangements,
    and we've carried in our luggage,
[12:37] Dark
    so all that's left is to wait for nighttime.
[12:39] Kaz
    No surprise that it's a little dusty... Huh?
[12:40] Aqua
    The girl's name was Anna Filante Estheroid.
[12:43] Aqua
    Her favorite things were stuffed dolls
    and tales of adventurers' journeys.
[12:48] Aqua
    But don't worry. This spirit isn't a bad girl.
[12:51] Aqua
    Whoa!
[12:52] Aqua
    She may be a child, but she appears to
    like things that are a bit grown-up.
[12:55] Aqua
    She enjoys sweet, hard drinks—
[12:58] Kaz
    Okay, everyone's free to do
    as they please from now on.
[13:01] Kaz
    Call out as soon as an evil spirit shows up.
[13:04] Kaz
    Dismissed!
[13:10] Kaz
    This is great!
[13:11] Kaz
    Having my own room is a wonderful thing!
[13:14] Kaz
    I'm sure the evil spirits
    will be gone by morning.
[13:17] Kaz
    Knowing Aqua, she isn't the
    type to let evil spirits
[13:21] Kaz
    do whatever they like in her own house.
[13:24] Kaz
    She is an arch priest and goddess, after all.
[13:29] Kaz
    What?!
[13:32] Kaz
    What's wrong? Hey, Aqua, what happened?!
[13:33] Kaz
    Are you all right?
[13:37] Aqua
    Kazuma!
[13:39] Kaz
    Hey.
[13:40] Aqua
    This is super expensive alcohol
    that I've been saving.
[13:44] Aqua
    I was looking forward to taking
    leisurely sips of it after my bath...
[13:48] Aqua
    But when I came back to
    my room, as you can see,
[13:52] Aqua
    it was empty!
[13:53] Kaz
    I see. Goodnight, then. See you tomorrow.
[13:55] Aqua
    This is the work of evil spirits!
[13:57] Aqua
    I'm going to go look around the mansion
[13:59] Aqua
    and strike down any spirits
    that catch my eye!
[14:04] Aqua
    Show yourselves!
[14:09] Aqua
    Turn Undead! Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
[14:12] Aqua
    Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
[14:14] Aqua
    Nature's Beauty!
[14:15] Aqua
    Turn Undead! Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
[14:29] Kaz
    I gotta go to the bathroom.
[14:36] Kaz
    Whoa, scary!
[14:37] Kaz
    Huh? Was there a doll like that in this room?
[14:40] Kaz
    It can't be!
[14:42] Kaz
    A clichéd development like
    this can't be happening!
[15:05] Kaz
    Aqua! Aqua-sama!
[15:08] Kaz
    Scary! Scary! This is super scary! What is this?!
[15:13] Kaz
    Aqua! Save m—
[15:22] Kaz
    Don't scare me like that, Megumin!
[15:23] Kaz
    I nearly wet myself.
[15:25] Megu
    I'm the one who should be saying that!
[15:27] Megu
    Why did you come barging into this room?
[15:30] Megu
    I thought Aqua was coming back.
[15:33] Kaz
    I could ask you the same.
    Why are you in Aqua's room?
[15:36] Megu
    Well, there were dolls moving
    around all over the place...
[15:40] Megu
    So, um, I was going to have Aqua protect me...
[15:46] Megu
    and thought we could go
    to the bathroom together.
[15:50] Kaz
    You, too?
[15:52] Kaz
    Aqua's probably still out exorcising
    spirits in the mansion, isn't she?
[15:56] Megu
    Is she? I'm sure Darkness is with her, then.
[16:01] Kaz
    Yeah, despite how she is, she's a crusader.
[16:06] Kaz
    Hey, Megumin,
[16:08] Kaz
    look over there and cover
    your ears for a minute.
[16:11] Kaz
    I'm going to borrow your veranda for a—
[16:14] Kaz
    Hey, what are you doing?
[16:15] Kaz
    Let go.
[16:16] Kaz
    If you don't, my pants and the carpet in
    this room are going to be in big trouble.
[16:20] Megu
    I won't let you.
[16:22] Megu
    How can you try to relieve yourself alone?
[16:25] Megu
    Aren't we allies?
[16:27] Megu
    Wherever we go, bathroom or otherwise,
[16:30] Megu
    we go together!
[16:33] Kaz
    Let go!
[16:34] Kaz
    Don't emphasize our bond as
    allies only at times like these!
[16:36] Kaz
    Didn't you say crimson demons
    don't use the bathroom?!
[16:39] Kaz
    If you want, there's an empty
    bottle lying over there!
[16:42] Megu
    You just blurted out something outrageous!
[16:43] Kaz
    Now, do it! Give it a try! Go pee!
[16:45] Megu
    What are you suggesting I
    do with that empty bottle?!
[16:47] Megu
    I won't let you!
[16:49] Megu
    I can at least shake you from behind
[16:51] Megu
    while you're taking of your business—
[17:06] Megu
    KONOSUBA!
[17:14] Megu
    Kazuma, are you there?
[17:15] Kaz
    I'm here.
[17:17] Megu
    Are you really there?
[17:19] Kaz
    I am here!
[17:20] Megu
    You're really, really there for me, right?
[17:23] Kaz
    I'm here!
[17:24] Kaz
    I'm right here, and I won't
    leave you, so hurry up and go!
[17:28] Megu
    Um, this is a little embarrassing,
[17:31] Megu
    so could you sing a song or
    something in a loud voice?
[17:34] Kaz
    Why do I have to sing in the middle
    of the night, in front of a bathroom?!
[17:44] Kaz
    Hey, Megumin, hurry up!
[17:45] Megu
    Please don't rush me like that!
[17:48] Megu
    I know you're in a tough spot, too!
[17:50] Kaz
    It's true that both our
    bladders are in a tough spot,
[17:52] Kaz
    but we've got a bigger problem closing in!
[17:54] Megu
    I can't go if you rush me like that!
[17:59] Kaz
    It's no good!
[17:59] Kaz
    I can't wait any longer!
[18:06] Kaz
    Hurry!
[18:10] Megu
    How can anyone have so
    little common sense?!
[18:12] Kaz
    You at least got halfway through, so you're fine!
[18:15] Megu
    What are you talking about?
[18:16] Megu
    Crimson demons don't use the bathroom.
[18:19] Kaz
    You're saying that now?!
[18:20] Kaz
    I'm already at my limit here!
[18:23] Megu
    I thought that might happen, so I brought this.
[18:26] Megu
    Please use it.
[18:27] Kaz
    No, thanks!
[18:37] Kaz
    I can't hold it anymore.
[18:39] Kaz
    At this point, I'd sooner use the vase...
[18:41] Megu
    Darkness blacker than black
    and darker than dark,
[18:45] Megu
    I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
[18:47] Kaz
    What are you chanting?
[18:49] Kaz
    You want to blow away this
    mansion along with them?!
[18:56] Kaz
    Damn... We'll just have to go for it!
[18:58] Kaz
    Megumin, once I open the door, run!
[19:00] Kaz
    I'll use the Drain Touch skill I just learned
[19:02] Kaz
    and absorb the magic of as many dolls as I can!
[19:06] Kaz
    Bring it on, you evil spirits!
[19:10] Kaz
    I'll sic our mad-dog goddess
    on you all later, damn it!
[19:19] Dark
    H-Hey, Aqua, are you all right?
[19:22] Dark
    KONOSUBA!
[19:23] 3
    Yay! Yay!
[19:25] Luna
    Since you exorcised the evil spirits,
[19:27] Luna
    you get a special reward.
[19:29] Luna
    This was posted as a kill quest,
[19:32] Luna
    but even the guild was bothered
[19:34] Luna
    by how new evil spirits settled in,
    no matter how many were exorcised.
[19:37] Kaz
    So I hear.
[19:39] Kaz
    Why did so many evil spirits gather there?
[19:41] Luna
    About that...
[19:43] Luna
    There's a community graveyard
    near that mansion, correct?
[19:47] Aqua
    A community graveyard?
[19:49] Kaz
    The place where we first met Wiz?
[19:52] Luna
    Someone apparently erected a massive
    barrier as a prank or something.
[19:56] Luna
    So the spirits had nowhere to go
[19:58] Luna
    and settled in that vacant mansion instead.
[20:02] Kaz
    Excuse us for a moment.
[20:07] Kaz
    Hey. You know what's going
    on, don't you? Spill it.
[20:11] Aqua
    Yes.
[20:12] Aqua
    You remember how we undertook exorcising
    the graveyard in Wiz's stead before?
[20:15] Kaz
    Uh-huh.
[20:16] Aqua
    But constantly going all the way
    to the graveyard was a huge pain.
[20:19] Kaz
    Uh-huh.
[20:19] Aqua
    So I figured if I took away their graveyard,
[20:22] Aqua
    the spirits' home, they would
    eventually disperse and leave.
[20:26] Aqua
    So... I... did.
[20:29] Kaz
    Talk about stirring up trouble
    and taking the credit!
[20:31] Kaz
    This is obviously wrong.
[20:34] Kaz
    We won't accept the special
    reward from the guild.
[20:37] Kaz
    Got it?
[20:39] Aqua
    Yes.
[20:40] Both
    KONOSUBA!
[20:44] Kaz
    I thought for sure it was
    all Aqua's wild delusions.
[20:47] Kaz
    Who would've thought it was all true?
[20:50] Wiz
    Kazuma-san.
[20:51] Wiz
    Hello. Are you cleaning the gravestone?
[20:54] Wiz
    Isn't it great that you've
    been allowed to live here?
[20:58] Kaz
    It's a life-saver that the landlord
    here is such a nice person.
[21:01] Kaz
    We caused you a lot of trouble, too, Wiz.
[21:03] Wiz
    No, no. I personally think
    this was for the best.
[21:08] Wiz
    I'm sure she won't be lonely anymore.
[21:13] Kaz
    I'm sure.
[21:14] Kaz
    I'm begging you, please don't
    cause any more mischief.
[21:17] Wiz
    Well, I need to tend to the shop,
    so I'll be heading back for the day.
[21:21] Wiz
    Say hello to the others for me.
[21:23] Kaz
    Yeah, thanks for coming.
[21:30] Aqua
    Kazuma! Dinner's ready, so hurry back!
[21:34] Aqua
    If you don't, your long-awaited
    lunch will get cold!
[21:38] Kaz
    With this, I finally obtained
[21:40] Kaz
    the down-to-earth lifestyle I most desired.
[21:44] Kaz
    Got it. I'm on my way!
[21:47] Dark
    Aqua, we're out of wood for the fireplace.
[21:50] Aqua
    Oh, then toss Kazuma's tracksuit
    over there onto the fire!
[21:53] Kaz
    Don't!
[21:55] Kaz
    I told you, don't try to
    burn my precious memories!
SIGN    Knight Guidelines and Memorandum, Article 15 A knight must never lose their composure over trivial matters. Having a monster cast its black magic upon you, or being manipulated by obscene mental attacks and exposing your follies to your allies, are disgraceful acts. Also, in the unlikely event you feel sexually stimulated by such a situation, you must never behave as such. Knight or not, it is the lowest of interests you can have as a human being.
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    God's Blessing on This Wonderful Shop!
[23:30] Dark
    A knight must never lose their
    composure over trivial matters.
[23:34] Dark
    No matter how absurd the situation,
    they must never give in.
[23:37] Dark
    Even when faced with obscene mental attacks—