E10 - God's Blessing on This Wonderful Party!

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[00:00] Crowd
    Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
[00:03] Crowd
    That witch who claims the name of a goddess!
[00:05] Crowd
    Tie her up! Take the wench and tie her up!
[00:07] Crowd
    Who gave you permission
    to dye your hair blue?!
[00:10] Crowd
    Impostor! Impostor! Impostor!
[00:14] Crowd
    The Aqua impostor's running away!
[00:18] Crowd
    Find the Aqua impostor!
SIGN    Episode 10 God's Blessing on This Wonderful Party!
[00:20] Aqua
    I think the water source is the problem.
[00:23] Megumin
    That makes sense.
[00:24] Aqua
    If I can purify that, the hot springs
    should all turn back to normal.
[00:28] Aqua
    It'll cut off the rotten smell at the source!
[00:30] Crowd
    There she is! I found the wannabe!
[00:34] K
    Do you really have to save the
    people who are saying all that?!
[00:39] A
    But they're my darling faithful...
[00:43] A
    Come on, I'm an arch priest
    with the Axis Church!
[00:46] A
    Here, look at my adventurer card!
[00:50] Guards
    You can't go in, arch priest or not.
[00:53] Guards
    One of the overseers just said
    not to let anyone else in.
[00:57] K
    Overseer?
[01:00] A
    Honorable members of the Axis Church...
[01:04] A
    It's important that you do this.
    It's the right thing to do.
[01:08] A
    By letting us through, this town will be—
[01:10] Guards
    Oh, we're in the Eris faith.
[01:12] A
    Why?!
[01:13] A
    Come on, let us through!
[01:15] A
    The water source up ahead is in danger!
[01:17] A
    I just want to save the town!
[01:17] K
    Let's see how this plays out.
[01:19] Guards
    No means no, miss.
[01:21] Guards
    Go on, head back home.
[01:23] A
    Wait a minute!
[01:24] A
    Y'know, you're actually kinda...
[01:26] A
    pretty attractive, in a way!
[01:28] A
    Your profile looks like a red
    dragon. It's pretty cool!
[01:32] Guard
    Are you saying I have a lizard face?!
[01:36] A
    Fine. If you really don't want to let me in,
[01:40] A
    I'll tell the Axis Church
    that you Eris sect members
[01:43] A
    were saying terrible things about our faith.
[01:46] Guards
    What the hell is wrong with you?!
[01:47] Guards
    It's stuff like this that makes
    Axis cultists a pain to deal with!
[01:50] Guards
    And that blue hair—aren't you the one
    who pulled that prank where you
[01:53] Guards
    replaced the hot springs with hot water?!
[01:55] A
    N-No, all I did was purify the hot springs...
[01:59] Guards
    So it was you!
[02:00] Guards
    We definitely can't let you in!
[02:01] Guards
    Now, get out of here!
[02:01] K
    I figured that's how it'd go.
[02:03] A
    Hey, wait a minute!
[02:04] K
    Come on, Darkness. Here's one of the
    few times you get to be useful.
[02:07] D
    What do you mean, "few"?!
[02:07] D
    I'm useful on occasion, you know!
[02:10] D
    Hey, don't push me!
    What are you trying to do?!
[02:13] M
    Attention!
[02:15] M
    Do you realize who this is?!
[02:18] M
    You're in the presence of a lady of the
    Dustiness family, Dustiness Ford Lalatina!
[02:23] M
    This is an emergency!
[02:25] K
    Come on, milady, show that pendant
    you're hiding on your chest for proof!
[02:26] (D
    Hey!
[02:29] K
    Milady, stop resisting!
[02:32] (D
    Just cough it up already, milady!
[02:34] A
    Kazuma, hold her tight!
[02:36] A
    I'll get—
[02:38] A
    Ow, ow! Darkness, that hurts!
[02:40] A
    Wiz, hurry up and get it!
    Now's your chance to get the pendant!
[02:43] M
    Wiz! Please, get over here!
[02:45] M
    Aqua, keep her right hand steady!
[02:47] Everyone
    Come on, milady, calm down!
[02:48] A
    Wiz! Hurry it up!
[02:50] K
    Wiz, go for it!
[02:51] Everyone
    Milady!
[02:52] Everyone
    I'm so sorry, Darkness-san!
[02:54] Everyone
    I'm so, so sorry!
[02:55] D
    Y-You guys, stop this! The Dustiness family
    doesn't just wield its authority for—
[03:04] Guards
    It's the real deal!
[03:05] Guards
    We're so sorry for our insolence.
[03:07] D
    KONOSUBA!
[03:10] A
    You're such a pain.
[03:12] A
    Do you want us to treat you as a noble
    or as part of the gang? Figure it out!
[03:16] D
    Don't call me a pain!
[03:18] D
    Aren't you younger than I am, Kazuma?!
[03:22] K
    I treat you this way because I genuinely
    see you as a friend, Darkness.
[03:26] K
    Yes, not as some older noble
    lady named Lalatina-sama,
[03:29] K
    but as our trusty crusader, Darkness.
[03:31] D
    I-I see...
[03:34] D
    In that case, I suppose it's...
[03:37] Everyone
    So easy.
[03:38] Everyone
    Very easy.
[03:39] Everyone
    Talk about easy.
[03:40] Everyone
    G-Guys!
[03:42] M
    There it is.
[03:43] K
    Whoa, the water's black!
[03:45] A
    This is poisoned! Like, it's totally poisoned!
[03:48] M
    If this is any indicator, the water source
    has probably been contaminated already.
[03:54] A
    Let's hurry!
[04:00] K
    Wait, someone's there.
[04:07] K
    That's...
[04:09] (Flashback) H
    I can't swallow this!
[04:12] (Flashback) H
    It'd make me too clean...
[04:15] M
    The detergent...
[04:16] A
    He looks like he's thinking
    of throwing himself in there.
[04:18] K
    He was feeling pretty violated
    by the Axis Church.
[04:22] D
    Wait!
[04:25] K
    Look out!
[04:27] K
    Don't do anything rash!
[04:36] K
    KONOSUBA!
[04:37] H
    Well, well! Are you folks sightseers?
[04:39] H
    Y'know, these hot springs work on lower
    back pain, stiff shoulders, exhaustion,
[04:42] H
    skin care, not to mention curing the blues,
    negativity, and all sorts of curses!
[04:46] H
    There are many famous folks from all
    around the world who swear by them!
[04:50] H
    So you should—
[04:52] W
    I think I've seen him somewhere before...
[04:54] H
    Seen me? Why, no! I assure
    you we've never met before.
[04:57] W
    Oh, Hans-san! It's you, isn't it, Hans-san?
[05:01] H
    Wh-Who might that be?
    I'm one of the overseers—
[05:04] W
    It's been so long, Hans-san! It's me, Wiz!
[05:08] W
    Wiz the lich!
[05:09] H
    I'm not sure what you mean...
[05:11] Wiz
    If I remember, you're a type of
    Deadly Poison Slime mutant, right?
[05:16] Wiz
    Could it be you were the one
    poisoning the water source?
[05:19] D
    Slime!
[05:20] K
    Deadly Slime?
[05:22] W
    Hey, Hans-san, why are you ignoring me?
[05:26] W
    It's me, Wiz! Come on, Hans-san! Hans-san!
[05:27] H
    What do you want? I don't know you—
[05:31] H
    Please stop shaking me!
[05:32] W
    Did you forget about me?
[05:35] W
    Remember, back at the Devil King's castle—
[05:37] Hans
    Oops!
[05:40] Hans
    I just remembered I have
    important business in town—
[05:44] D
    Where do you think you're going, Hans?!
[05:46] (H
    Oh, right.
[05:46] A
    We won't let you pass, Hans!
[05:48] (H
    Oh, okay.
[05:48] M
    Did you think your excuses
    would actually work, Hans?!
[05:51] (H
    Yeah, fine.
[05:53] K
    Why don't you stop struggling
[05:54] K
    and reveal yourself, Hans?!
[05:58] Everyone
    Hans!
[05:59] H
    Damn it!
[06:00] H
    You jerks keep using my name with no respect!
[06:03] H
    Wiz, didn't you say you were
    going to open a store?!
[06:06] H
    Stop slacking in a hot springs
    town and get to work!
[06:08] W
    Th-That's so mean!
[06:10] W
    I work really hard!
[06:11] W
    Even though the harder I work,
    the less money I seem to have...
[06:15] H
    I spent ages doing this
    as quietly as possible...
[06:19] H
    Wiz, isn't the deal that you don't help us,
    apart from maintaining the barrier,
[06:25] H
    and in exchange, you don't oppose us?
[06:28] H
    A kind of non-intervention treaty?
[06:30] H
    So why are you getting in my way?
[06:32] W
    Wait, am I getting in your way?
[06:35] W
    I just wanted to say hi
    because it's been so long!
[06:39] H
    And that's getting in my way!
[06:41] A
    When I think of how I've
    suffered because of you...
[06:45] A
    You'd better be ready to pay.
[06:47] H
    What now, Wiz? You want to take me on?
[06:50] W
    These people are my friends!
[06:53] W
    Can't we discuss this?
[06:55] H
    You've lost your spine ever
    since you became a lich, Wiz!
[06:59] H
    When you hunted us as an arch wizard,
[07:03] H
    you never talked about discussing things!
[07:06] W
    B-Back then, I couldn't really see
    what was going on around me...
[07:09] K
    Wiz, you know him, right?
[07:12] K
    It's probably hard for you to take
    him on, so you can stay back.
[07:17] K
    My name is Satou Kazuma!
[07:20] K
    I have slain countless fearsome foes!
[07:23] W
    K-Kazuma-san, I would like
    to avoid fighting, but—
[07:29] K
    Let's do this, partner.
[07:30] M
    Chunchunmaru.
[07:31] K
    Not!
[07:33] H
    Very well. All who've learned my
    true identity have bowed down,
[07:37] H
    begging for mercy...
[07:39] H
    You seem to have real backbone.
[07:41] K
    What're you talking about? You're a
    slime, the weakest of monsters!
[07:45] K
    That deadly poison probably means
    you have some poison attacks,
[07:49] K
    but we've got Aqua, who can purify poison!
[07:51] K
    I'm not seeing any way we lose!
[07:54] H
    My name is Hans...
[07:56] H
    I am one of the leaders of the Devil King's army.
[07:58] H
    Hans the Deadly Poison Slime.
[08:02] K
    What, now? A leader of the Devil King's army?
[08:04] W
    Hans-san has a high price on his head,
    even among the Devil King's army leaders!
[08:08] W
    He's incredibly strong, so be careful!
[08:10] K
    Hey, slimes are weak, right? Total small fry?
[08:13] D
    Who told you that nonsense?!
[08:16] D
    Slimes are fearsome foes!
[08:18] D
    First of all, physical attacks
    have nearly no effect on them.
[08:20] D
    You can consider it over
    if they get a hold of you.
[08:23] D
    Either you'll be melted by their digestive
    enzymes or they'll smother you to death!
[08:26] K
    What the heck?! Scary!
[08:27] M
    Plus, his poison is toxic enough
    to affect every hot spring in town!
[08:32] M
    Coming in contact means instant death!
[08:34] K
    I-Instant death?!
[08:36] A
    Don't worry, Kazuma.
[08:38] A
    Even if you die, I'm here!
[08:40] A
    Just don't let him eat you.
    I can't resurrect you if you're digested.
[08:47] H
    Now, face me, courageous adventurers!
SIGN    Emergency Quest
SIGN    Eliminate Devil King Army Leader
    Hans the Deadly Poison Slime!
[08:52] H
    And strike me down if you—
[08:54] K
    Sorry! Really sorry about this!
[09:03] A
    Hey, why are we running?!
[09:05] K
    You idiot! Hurry up and move!
[09:07] K
    This is bad, bad, bad!
    He's worse than all the others!
[09:10] D
    The slime... We're leaving the slime...
[09:12] M
    Darkness, seriously, this one would kill you!
[09:18] K
    Isn't that...
[09:20] Crowd
    Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
[09:24] K
    Look, let's give up on the water source.
[09:27] K
    I mean, who'd actually miss the Axis cult?
[09:29] A
    What are you saying?!
[09:31] A
    The Axis Church in this
    town is gonna be ruined!
[09:35] Duo
    Isn't that a good thing?
[09:37] W
    P-Please stop teasing Aqua-sama!
[09:40] A
    Fine! Forget it!
[09:47] M
    Are you sure about this? Things are
    just going to get worse, at this rate.
[09:54] K
    Guess I don't have a choice!
[10:02] A
    Hey, you!
[10:04] A
    Your element is poison?
    No one's into that! It's too gloomy!
[10:07] A
    You probably just joined the Devil King's
    army because nobody liked you!
[10:11] A
    Now, repent!
[10:12] H
    What?
[10:13] K
    Aqua!
[10:15] A
    Kazuma!
[10:17] H
    How do you worms have the
    guts to face me again?
[10:22] H
    Whatever it is, once I finish with these
    hot springs, I'll be done with this town.
[10:27] H
    Finally!
[10:28] H
    I'll finally be able to leave
    this disgusting town behind!
[10:32] K
    Look, I get how you feel...
[10:35] K
    Hey, wait! What happened to the real overseer?
[10:40] H
    I ate him.
[10:41] K
    Wait... What did you just...
[10:43] H
    I said I ate him!
[10:46] H
    I'm a slime! My instinct is to consume!
[10:50] W
    Wiz?!
[10:52] W
    Cursed Crystal Prison!
[10:58] W
    The condition for my neutrality
[11:01] W
    was that no non-combatants
    were to be killed.
[11:06] W
    Isn't that right?
[11:07] H
    Wiz! Stop it! Cancel the magic!
[11:10] W
    It's unavoidable that adventurers
    lose their lives in battle.
[11:15] W
    They take the lives of monsters,
[11:17] W
    and make their livings doing so.
[11:20] W
    They should be prepared
    to meet a similar end.
[11:23] W
    The same for knights... They collect taxes,
[11:26] W
    and in exchange, they protect the citizenry.
[11:29] W
    Since they receive that payment,
[11:30] (H
    Wiz! Do you seriously want to fight me?!
[11:31] W
    their involvement in life-and-death
    battles is a natural consequence.
[11:33] (H
    If we actually do this—
[11:34] W
    However...
[11:35] H
    The entire area around here
    is going to be contamina—
[11:38] W
    But the nice old man who oversaw these
    hot springs didn't do anything wrong!
[11:42] A
    Wiz is scaring me...
[11:44] H
    To take on the woman who was
    known as the Ice Witch...
[11:48] H
    I have no other choice!
[11:53] H
    I'll devour as my instinct commands...
[12:05] D
    This is...
[12:09] D
    What a splendid slime! Such a shame!
[12:12] D
    If it weren't poisonous, I'd take
    it home and make it my pet!
[12:15] K
    Did he melt your brain?!
[12:26] K
    Get back here! It's dangerous!
[12:28] Crowd
    What is that?! Is that what
    was polluting the hot springs?!
[12:32] A
    Purification! Purification! Purification!
[12:35] A
    Purification! Purification!
[12:37] A
    Ah, it burns, it burns!
[12:39] K
    Forget about that! Just run!
[12:42] A
    But I can't! If I don't protect
    the hot springs, my faithful...
[12:45] Crowd
    Look!
[12:46] Crowd
    The girl with the blue hair
    was telling the truth!
[12:49] Crowd
    Get him!
[12:54] Crowd
    Heal! Heal! Heal!
[12:56] A
    It's burning... It burns so much!
[12:58] A
    Purification! Purification!
    Purification! Purification!
[13:03] Girl
    You can do it, lady!
[13:05] D
    Watch out!
[13:09] D
    Everyone, get back! It's dangerous!
[13:11] D
    What're you doing, you stupid Eris cultist?!
[13:15] Girl
    You evil cultist!
[13:19] M
    I'll use my explosion magic
    to blow him to smithereens!
[13:23] A
    Don't! It'll pollute the entire mountain!
[13:26] K
    Damn it!
[13:27] K
    Wiz, isn't there anything you can do?!
[13:29] W
    I can't freeze him at that size
    with my current magic power!
[13:33] W
    If we could make him smaller somehow...
[13:35] Crowd
    You polluted our hot springs!
[13:38] Crowd
    You damnable nincompoop!
[13:50] K
    I guess even slimes have preferences...
[13:52] M
    Kazuma!
[13:53] K
    What's up?
[13:53] M
    Can't you come up with some sneaky
    plan to deal with this, like usual?!
[13:57] K
    Don't call it sneaky.
[14:02] K
    Bones?
[14:04] Crowd
    That's the hot springs overseer!
[14:05] Crowd
    Did that beast eat him?!
[14:07] Crowd
    It's gonna pay!
[14:10] K
    He hasn't been fully digested yet...
[14:13] K
    It's our only hope!
[14:15] K
    Aqua! You can revive someone if
    they're not fully digested, right?!
[14:19] A
    Huh? Yeah, I can!
[14:21] K
    Wiz! You could freeze him
    if he were smaller, right?!
[14:25] W
    Y-Yes! If he were around half his current size...
[14:28] K
    Megumin! You're gonna light
    him up! Get ready to go!
[14:32] M
    I-I can shoot it?! Okay, I'll shoot it!
[14:35] D
    I need to protect everyone from Hans
    as he's being blown away, right?
[14:38] K
    You've got it. I'm counting on you!
[14:43] K
    A leader-class enemy showing
    up in a hot springs town...
[14:46] K
    Damn it, what the hell is with
    this world's game balance?!
[14:49] A
    Purification! Purification!
    Purification! Purification!
[15:05] K
    I'm gonna be your meal today!
[15:13] M
    Detonation... Detonation... Detonation...
[15:16] M
    Wielder of the most glorious, powerful,
    and grand explosion magic...
[15:20] M
    My name is Megumin.
[15:21] M
    The blow that I am given to strike
[15:23] M
    turns a blind eye to the fate of my kindred,
[15:25] M
    rendering all hope of rebirth into anguish,
[15:27] (A
    Purification! Purification!
[15:28] M
    and the model by which all forces are judged!
[15:30] (A
    Purification!
[15:32] K
    You didn't run out of luck
    when you came to this town!
[15:35] K
    It was when you picked a fight with us!
[15:43] K
    The rest is up to you guys!
[15:52] M
    Pitiful creature...
[15:54] M
    Synchronize yourself with the red smoke,
    and atone in a surge of blood!
[15:58] M
    Burst forth! Explosion!
[16:11] Girl
    Let go of me, you cultist!
[16:11] D
    Get back!
[16:14] Girl
    Lady?
[16:20] W
    Cursed Crystal Prison!
[16:56] W
    Thank goodness I was able to stop Hans
    before I ran out of magic power...
[17:03] D
    Is it over?
[17:05] H
    To think you could push me this far...
[17:08] D
    What?!
[17:17] H
    But it's not over yet.
[17:19] H
    Soon, I will devour you all and be restored!
[17:25] Crowd
    Defeat the Devil King.
[17:28] Crowd
    Slay the demons. Defeat the Devil King.
[17:33] Crowd
    Slay the demons. Defeat the Devil King.
[17:37] A
    Slay the demons. Defeat the Devil King!
[17:45] A
    God Blow!
[17:56] H
    I was wondering what you were up to,
    but this isn't enough to defeat me!
[18:00] H
    You pathetic priest!
[18:05] Crowd
    Lady!
[18:09] Priest
    Axis Church, our credo!
[18:11] Axis
    "The Axis Church can get things done.
[18:13] Axis
    And because you can get things done,
    even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault!"
[18:18] Axis
    "It's society's fault that things don't work out!"
[18:20] Axis
    "You can run away from unpleasant things!
    That doesn't mean you've lost!
[18:24] Axis
    Because, as they say, 'Sometimes
    running away is winning'!"
[18:27] Axis
    "The answer you come to
    after being in doubt
[18:29] Axis
    is usually something you'll regret,
    no matter what you choose!
[18:31] Axis
    If you're going to regret it anyway,
[18:33] Axis
    do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!"
[18:35] H
    What is this light?!
[18:38] Axis
    "Do not fear growing old!
[18:40] Axis
    Not even God knows whether you
    will be happy in the future,
[18:44] Axis
    so you should, at least, be happy now!"
[18:47] Axis
    Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
[18:50] Axis
    Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
[18:54] A
    The sin of corrupting the
    hot springs of my beloved faithful
[18:58] A
    has earned you certain doom!
[19:00] A
    Seek God's salvation and repent!
[19:04] Axis
    Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
[19:07] H
    It can't be...
[19:08] Dude
    Eris pads her chest!
[19:12] A
    God Requiem!
[19:24] A
    The wretched goddess they worship...
[19:28] A
    It can't be...
[19:30] A
    It was you?!
[19:41] K
    The battle was over.
[19:44] K
    After the trouble with the
    hot springs, we were shown...
[19:48] K
    no gratitude.
[19:50] A
    I worked hard to purify them!
[19:52] A
    Why's everyone so mad?!
[19:55] K
    Thanks to Aqua's God Requiem,
[19:57] K
    all of the hot springs in Arcanretia
    were turned into regular hot water.
[20:00] (Dudes
    It's just hot water! It's just hot water!
[20:03] K
    The Devil King army's goal of cutting
    off the Axis Church's source of income
[20:07] K
    ultimately ended up being accomplished.
[20:11] K
    We were going to head home
    by having Wiz use Teleport...
[20:15] K
    But she was struck by the
    power of the purification
[20:17] K
    and looks like she could
    vanish at any second.
[20:20] V
    Come on! Come over here!
[20:23] K
    So we had to return home
    bouncing along in a wagon again.
[20:30] K
    That wasn't much of a hot
    springs trip in the end.
[20:33] A
    Hey, look!
[20:35] A
    Look over there!
[20:36] A
    I can see Axel!
[20:52] Dust
    Hot springs, huh? Must be nice to be you!
[20:55] Randos
    Welcome back!
[20:56] Randos
    Hey, Kazuma! Let's get some
    drinks at the guild tonight!
[21:01] Luna
    Welcome home. Sounds like a rough trip.
[21:06] Roughneck
    So you made it back alive.
[21:09] Roughneck
    Maybe you really are...
[21:11] Roughneck
    Nah, I must be imagining things.
[21:15] YY
    Welcome home, everyone!
[21:16] YY
    Now, Megumin, today we'll have our duel!
[21:19] M
    You were out here waiting
    every day, weren't you?
[21:22] YT
    N-N-No, I wasn't! I just
    happened to come by today!
[21:26] M
    Oh, very well.
[21:28] M
    I'll indulge you, since it's been a while.
[21:30] YY
    What? Really?
[21:31] M
    Yes.
[21:33] A
    We're home!
[21:34] K
    Welcome back.
[21:35] A
    Nothing beats being in your own home!
[21:39] K
    Once winter ends, it'll be spring.
[21:42] K
    I wake here, sleep here, and live here...
[21:44] K
    Rock, paper—
[21:46] K
    in the moment.
[21:47] K
    To this unfair, impossibly cruel,
    wonderful world...
[21:52] K
    God bless it, and you.
[21:54] A
    Hey, Kazuma-san! The hot water's not working!
[22:00] K
    Coming!
SIGN    Thanks for your support!
    From the Staff & Cast
SIGN    Illustration by Mishima Kurone
[23:35] K
    Thanks for your support, everyone!
[23:37] K
    Our true battle has only just beg—