E3 - Peace for the Master of This Labyrinth!

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[00:01] Aqua
    Achoo!
[00:03] Aqua
    Cold... I'm so cold...
[00:06] Aqua
    Warm me up... Somebody warm me up...
[00:12] Aqua
    What's wrong with you?!
[00:14] Kazuma
    Don't you get it?!
[00:15] Kazuma
    Darkness went to deal with that lord
    last night and never came back!
[00:19] Kazuma
    She's probably...
[00:27] Kazuma
    Megumin?
[00:28] Kazuma
    What's with the cat?
[00:30] Megumin
    I doubt she'll cause much trouble, so...
[00:33] Kazuma
    You want to keep her?
[00:34] Megumin
    Is that all right?
[00:37] ---
    Ow!
[00:38] Aqua
    Hey, why'd she only scratch me?!
[00:41] Aqua
    Unbelievable!
[00:42] Aqua
    Between the jet black fur
    and the imperious attitude,
[00:45] Aqua
    I can sense some sort of malevolent aura!
[00:48] Aqua
    So, what do you call this demonic beast?
[00:51] Megumin
    Chomusuke.
[00:54] Kazuma
    What'd you—
[00:54] Megumin
    She's Chomusuke.
[00:58] Megumin
    Anyway, what were the two
    of you making a fuss about?
[01:01] Kazuma
    How can you be so calm?
[01:03] Kazuma
    As we speak, Darkness might be...
[01:04] Megumin
    There may be unsavory rumors about that lord,
[01:07] Megumin
    but I doubt Darkness could easily be—
[01:09] Kazuma
    That's the problem with children!
[01:10] Kazuma
    You still don't understand
    that deviant at all!
[01:16] Darkness
    You can do what you want with my body...
[01:18] Kazuma
    "But don't think you'll have
    your way with my heart!"
[01:21] Kazuma
    She's sure to say something like that.
[01:24] Megumin
    Wh-Wh-What should we do?!
[01:26] Megumin
    Darkness is in grave danger!
[01:27] Megumin
    What should we do, Kazuma?!
[01:29] Kazuma
    It's too late.
[01:30] Kazuma
    Listen up. When she gets back,
[01:32] Kazuma
    just be as nice to her as you normally would.
[01:35] Aqua
    I-I get it!
[01:36] Aqua
    So we can't ask Darkness what it was
    like to climb the stairs to adulthood!
[01:42] Megumin
    Darkness... Darkness, she's...
[01:42] Sena
    Satou Kazuma!
[01:43] Sena
    Is Satou Kazuma here?!
SIGN    KONOSUBA!
    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2
SIGN    Kill Quest
SIGN    Defeat the monsters in the vicinity of Axel
[03:24] Aqua
    No!
[03:30] Kazuma
    While they were trying to spring me,
SIGN    Episode 2 A Friend for This Crimson Demon Girl!
[03:32] Kazuma
    Megumin had cast her explosion
    magic all over the place.
[03:35] Kazuma
    Thanks to that, the Giant Toads that
    had been hibernating woke up early.
[03:36] (Aqua
    Help!
[03:39] Kazuma
    So, we're here to clean up her mess, but...
[03:41] Aqua
    No!
[03:43] Aqua
    I don't wanna be toad food again!
[03:46] Kazuma
    The toads haven't slowed
    down, despite the cold...
[03:50] Kazuma
    Aren't they a little too hardy?
[03:51] Megumin
    We will not be outdone!
[03:54] Megumin
    We must get much, much
    stronger in order to survive
[03:59] Megumin
    in this cruel world.
[04:00] Kazuma
    I'll get you out—
[04:01] Megumin
    No, please, help Aqua first.
[04:03] Megumin
    It's cold outside, but it's quite
    warm inside this toad.
[04:08] Megumin
    Having already cast my explosion magic,
[04:11] Megumin
    all I can do is slow this one down.
[04:13] Kazuma
    O-Okay, I'll leave you to it.
[04:16] Sena
    Is that a good idea?!
[04:17] Aqua
    Kazuma-san!
[04:18] Aqua
    I can't! I just can't!
[04:20] Aqua
    Hurry and do something!
[04:24] Kazuma
    Even with Darkness to act as
    a sturdy wall for our party,
[04:28] Kazuma
    none of us had an effective ranged attack.
[04:31] Kazuma
    In light of that, I decided
    to learn a new skill.
[04:34] Kazuma
    And it's called...
[04:35] Kazuma
    Snipe!
[04:38] Kazuma
    The Snipe skill has higher accuracy
    the higher your luck stat is.
[04:42] Kazuma
    It's a perfect fit for me!
[04:44] Aqua
    Kazuma-san...
[04:54] Aqua
    Hey! That arrow almost messed
    up the best part of my hair—
[05:00] Kazuma
    Aqua!
[05:04] Kazuma
    KONOSUBA!
[05:10] Kazuma
    My skill... My skill...
[05:12] Sena
    A-Are you people always like this?
[05:15] Megumin
    W-Wait a moment!
[05:17] Megumin
    The toads!
[05:20] Kazuma
    This is bad! Now there's not enough bai—
[05:22] Kazuma
    I mean, enough decoys to keep them occupied!
[05:26] Kazuma
    Aqua, you should still be
    keeping them occupied!
[05:28] Aqua
    No way! You be the decoy this time!
[05:30] Kazuma
    Stupid! You don't have enough
    attack power to beat these toads!
[05:34] Kazuma
    If we can beat even one of them,
    that'd leave just two!
[05:36] Kazuma
    Then you and Sena-san can
    keep them busy together!
[05:39] Sena
    I'm just here to supervise you all,
    not to get dragged into—
[05:47] Aqua
    Kazuma, there's your chance!
[05:49] Aqua
    Hurry and get the toa—
[05:51] Aqua
    No!
[05:54] Kazuma
    You guys!
[05:56] Megumin
    Excuse me, but I think I'm
    slowly being swallowed.
[05:59] Megumin
    Could you rescue me now, please?
[06:03] Kazuma
    Aw, damn it!
[06:04] Kazuma
    If only Darkness were here!
[06:21] Kazuma
    We're doomed!
[06:23] Yunyun
    Light of Saber!
[06:43] Yunyun
    KONOSUBA!
[06:45] Kazuma
    I honestly don't want to touch them...
[06:50] Kazuma
    You should be able to walk now.
[06:51] Kazuma
    I don't know who you are, but thanks.
[06:55] Yunyun
    I-I wasn't trying to save you.
[06:58] Yunyun
    If my rival had been eaten by
    a toad, I'd look ridiculous...
[07:04] Kazuma
    Rival?
[07:08] Yunyun
    I-It's been a long time, Megumin!
[07:10] Yunyun
    Today is the day we finally
    settle our long-standing score!
[07:14] Megumin
    Who might you be, exactly?
[07:16] Megumin
    I mean, it's strange that
    you never gave your name.
[07:21] Megumin
    This must be one of those "Hey, it's me!"
    scams that Kazuma described before.
[07:25] Yunyun
    F-Fine, then!
[07:27] Yunyun
    It's embarrassing to do this
    in front of strangers, but...
[07:32] Yunyun
    My name is Yunyun!
[07:33] Yunyun
    An arch wizard and master
    of advanced magic!
[07:37] Yunyun
    She who will one day lead the Crimson Demons!
[07:40] Megumin
    Anyway, this is Yunyun.
[07:42] Megumin
    Daughter of the Crimson Demons' leader,
    and my self-proclaimed rival.
[07:46] Yunyun
    So you did remember!
[07:47] Kazuma
    I see. Well, I'm one of her
    adventuring friends, Kazuma.
[07:51] Kazuma
    Nice to meet you, Yunyun.
[07:53] Yunyun
    H-Huh?
[07:54] Yunyun
    You're not laughing at my name?
[07:58] Kazuma
    Well, y'know, in this world of ours,
[07:59] Kazuma
    there are some who have weird
    names in the first place,
[08:02] Kazuma
    but still end up with disgraceful
    nicknames like "Crazy Exploding Girl."
[08:06] Megumin
    You mean me? You're talking
    about me, aren't you?!
[08:09] Megumin
    How did that name attach itself to me
    and I'm only now hearing about it?!
[08:13] Yunyun
    I-Impressive, Megumin.
    You've found good allies!
[08:15] Kazuma
    Cut it out! Don't touch me!
[08:17] Yunyun
    As befits my rival!
[08:19] Yunyun
    I'll defeat you and become
    first among the Crimson Demons!
[08:23] Yunyun
    Now, Megumin, I challenge you to a duel!
[08:26] Megumin
    I'd rather not. It's too cold.
[08:29] Yunyun
    Why?!
[08:30] Yunyun
    Please, fight me!
[08:33] Megumin
    No, thank you.
[08:34] Yunyun
    Please!
[08:35] Yunyun
    One fight! Just once!
[08:36] Sena
    You somehow managed today,
[08:37] Megumin
    No.
[08:38] Yunyun
    Then when can we have a duel?!
[08:38] Sena
    but I'm not fully convinced this
    wasn't just an act to deceive me.
[08:41] Megumin
    How should I know?
[08:41] Yunyun
    But why?! Megumin!
[08:43] Sena
    Excuse me.
[08:44] Aqua
    Well, I'll make arrangements for the
    guild to haul the toad meat in.
[08:44] Megumin
    I said no.
[08:45] Yunyun
    Come on, Megumin! Just one little duel!
[08:48] Megumin
    Not happening.
[08:49] Kazuma
    I don't really appreciate being left
    on my own with these two...
[08:50] Yunyun
    Aw, come on, Megumin!
[08:55] Megumin
    Very well, then.
[08:58] Megumin
    I can no longer use my magic today,
[09:00] Megumin
    so let's make it a contest in the martial arts
    that you're supposed to be skilled at.
[09:04] Yunyun
    Really?
[09:05] Yunyun
    I mean, you barely attended
    martial arts class at the academy...
[09:10] Kazuma
    Stare.
[09:10] Yunyun
    And every lunch period,
    you'd show up like clockwork,
[09:13] Kazuma
    Stare...
[09:14] Yunyun
    challenge me to a duel,
    and then steal my lunch...
[09:16] Kazuma
    Stare...
[09:19] Kazuma
    Girl...
[09:20] Megumin
    It was a matter of life and death for me.
[09:22] Megumin
    Due to personal circumstances, her lunches
    were the only thing keeping me alive.
[09:26] Yunyun
    All right, then that will be how we fight!
[09:29] Kazuma
    Seriously?
[09:30] Megumin
    Very well.
[09:32] Megumin
    Now then, come at me as you will!
[09:40] Kazuma
    Judging from their builds, it looks
    like Yunyun's gonna win this.
[09:43] Kazuma
    I can't even begin to imagine Megumin
    being any good at unarmed combat.
[09:51] Yunyun
    M-Megumin...
[09:53] Yunyun
    Um, your body's still kind of shiny...
[09:58] Megumin
    That's right.
[09:59] Megumin
    What you see clinging to every inch of me
    are the fluids from inside a toad's stomach.
[10:04] Megumin
    Come! The moment you get close to me,
[10:07] Megumin
    I'll grab you with both arms
[10:08] Megumin
    and put you in a submission hold!
[10:11] Yunyun
    N-No way!
[10:13] Yunyun
    You're trying to make me lose my will
    to fight so I'll give up, aren't you?
[10:17] Yunyun
    Right?
[10:20] Megumin
    We're friends, aren't we?
[10:23] Megumin
    And I believe friendship means
    sharing in each other's suffering.
[10:27] Yunyun
    No!
[10:28] Megumin
    C'mon. C'mon. C'mon.
[10:31] Megumin
    C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
[10:31] Yunyun
    I give up! I'll give up!
[10:33] Yunyun
    Stay away from me!
[10:34] Megumin
    C'mon!
[10:37] Yunyun
    I give up! I already gave up!
[10:41] Megumin
    I win again!
[10:45] Darkness
    S-Stop it!
[10:47] Darkness
    Damn you!
[10:49] Darkness
    K-Kill—
[10:51] Kazuma
    She actually ran off crying.
[10:54] Megumin
    Kazuma.
[10:55] Megumin
    The spoils of war.
[10:56] Megumin
    Sell it to start making your payments.
[10:59] Kazuma
    Are you sure?
[11:01] Megumin
    It is of no use to a grand sorceress
    such as myself, who operates beyond
[11:04] Megumin
    the bounds of society.
[11:07] Kazuma
    Do you ever think about learning
    skills other than explosion ma—
[11:09] Megumin
    Never.
[11:10] Kazuma
    Yeah, I figured.
[11:14] Megumin
    What is it?
[11:15] Kazuma
    I was just thinking that you're
    prettier than that other girl.
[11:20] Duck Girl
    Wait!
[11:22] Megumin
    Well, thank you very much!
[11:24] Megumin
    As thanks, let me give you a big hug!
[11:26] Kazuma
    S-Stay away from me!
[11:28] Megumin
    You should be happier.
[11:30] Megumin
    Some people would pay money to
    have a slimy girl all over them.
[11:36] Kazuma
    You reek of toads!
[11:40] Kazuma
    I never thought an embrace
    could be so unpleasant...
[11:44] Megumin
    Chomusuke!
[11:45] Megumin
    Were you a good—
[11:50] Kazuma
    Well, I'm off to the bath.
[11:53] Kazuma
    What is it?
[11:54] Megumin
    Surely you've heard of "ladies first"?
[11:57] Kazuma
    I yearn for true gender equality.
[12:00] Kazuma
    I have no patience for one who talks about
    female privilege when it suits them,
[12:03] Kazuma
    and then complains about someone
    "not being a man" when it's convenient!
[12:13] Kazuma
    Besides, if you want to be treated like
    a lady, you should grow into one first!
[12:18] Megumin
    You're treating me like a
    child again, aren't you?!
[12:20] Megumin
    For the record, I'm only
    three years younger than you!
[12:23] Kazuma
    Yet you seem like just a kid to me,
    so you're wasting your time!
[12:27] Megumin
    This guy's actually taking his clothes off!
[12:29] Kazuma
    I'm not backing down on this one!
[12:30] Kazuma
    No matter what! Get it?!
[12:32] Kazuma
    If you do, then get out of here already!
[12:35] Megumin
    I see. So you don't really
    see me as a woman, then.
[12:39] Megumin
    In that case, I may as well join you.
[12:42] Kazuma
    True. Getting in together
    will solve both our problems.
[12:45] Megumin
    Wha?!
[12:46] Megumin
    E-Excuse me, doesn't this usually
    call for a response like,
[12:48] Megumin
    "D-Dummy! I could never do that!"
[12:50] Megumin
    And then bashfully allowing
    me to use the bath first?
[12:53] Kazuma
    Just so you know, I'm not
    the type to go for clichés.
[12:57] Kazuma
    Say, for instance, you were in love with me,
[12:59] Kazuma
    and some other girl was making moves on me.
[13:02] Kazuma
    If you were to, out of jealousy,
    inflict some unjust violence on me,
[13:05] Kazuma
    I would fight back with no hesitation.
[13:07] Kazuma
    I'm a guy who does what he has to do!
[13:09] Kazuma
    You'd do well to remember that!
[13:13] Megumin
    I get the feeling your application of that
    saying leaves something to be desired,
[13:17] Megumin
    but all right, fine.
[13:19] Kazuma
    So after provoking me like that,
    you're not gonna join me?
[13:21] Kazuma
    I'm surprised at your lack of resolve.
[13:23] Megumin
    How dare you?!
[13:24] Megumin
    You think I lack resolve?!
[13:26] Megumin
    Yep.
[13:26] Megumin
    Them's fighting words! Fine, I'll get in!
[13:28] Megumin
    It's just a bath! I can do that!
[13:29] Megumin
    Ouch!
[13:30] Megumin
    Now, stop skulking behind that towel,
    and and let's get in the bath!
[13:31] Megumin
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?!
[13:33] ---
    Stop, you idiot!
[13:35] Kazuma
    Don't pull on it, you perv! Show a little shame!
[13:37] Megumi
    Out with it!
[13:44] Kazuma
    Hey.
[13:45] Megumin
    Yes?
[13:46] Kazuma
    I thought cats didn't like baths.
[13:49] Megumin
    She likes to stay clean.
[13:52] Kazuma
    Hey...
[13:53] Megumin
    Yes?
[13:54] Kazuma
    Is that other girl gonna be okay?
[13:56] Megumin
    I'm sure I'll see her again.
[13:58] Megumin
    She chases after me,
    claiming to be my rival, after all.
[14:02] Kazuma
    She's the same age as you, right?
[14:04] Megumin
    Why don't you just come out and say what you
    were thinking when you looked at me just now?
[14:09] Kazuma
    I was thinking how everybody
    matures at their own pace—
[14:11] Megumin
    Darkness blacker than black
    and darker than dark...
[14:12] Kazuma
    Hey, cut that out!
[14:13] Kazuma
    It's bad for my heart!
[14:15] Megumin
    I'm sure that in another year or two,
[14:17] Megumin
    I'll have a body that'll have
    Yunyun crying for forgiveness...
[14:22] Megumin
    I would appreciate it if you'd
    stop staring so intently!
[14:27] Kazuma
    Why are we in the bath together?
[14:30] Megumin
    Why bring that up now?
[14:31] Megumin
    Why would you suddenly come to your senses?!
[14:35] Kazuma
    Well, I mean, anyone seeing
    this would probably react—
[14:39] Aqua
    I'm back!
[14:41] Aqua
    Hey, I got the cash for the toad meat!
[14:45] Kazuma
    Is it locked?!
[14:46] Kazuma
    Did you lock the door to the bath?!
[14:48] Megumin
    I-I didn't!
[14:49] Megumin
    Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
[14:51] Aqua
    Kazuma? Megumin? I'm back!
[14:55] Aqua
    It'd be nice if someone would say something!
[14:58] Aqua
    Huh? The bath?
[15:00] Kazuma
    Freeze!
[15:05] Kazuma
    Either I'm doomed, or my magic holds out!
[15:06] Aqua
    Hey!
[15:07] Aqua
    Anyone there?
[15:09] Kazuma
    Hold out, magic power of mine!
[15:12] Kazuma
    If Aqua sees us, it'll mean getting
    called "Pedo-NEET" and "Lolimaniac"
[15:15] Kazuma
    and other disgraceful nicknames!
[15:21] Kazuma
    I don't even have the strength to stand.
[15:25] Aqua
    Megumin, when you get out of
    the bath, let's have lunch.
[15:29] Aqua
    Actually, get out of there already.
[15:30] Aqua
    I'm all slimy myself, y'know!
[15:38] Megumin
    That was a close one. If things
    had gone on much longer...
[15:40] Kazuma
    I almost got branded a lolicon.
[15:44] Kazuma
    Hey, Megumin.
[15:45] Kazuma
    Sorry to ask, but I can't move,
    so could you dry me off?
[15:49] Megumin
    Hey.
[15:50] Megumin
    Why don't you explain exactly why getting
    into the bath with me makes you a lolicon?
[15:57] Kazuma
    Hey, wait, stop it!
[15:58] Kazuma
    What are you trying to do?!
    You'll be branded a female pervert!
[16:00] Kazuma
    Hey, A-Aqua!
[16:01] Kazuma
    Aqua! The little girl is bullying me!
[16:09] Aqua
    Pedo-NEET.
SIGN    12 Giant Toads Killed
SIGN    Today's Results
[16:18] Kazuma
    The day after receiving
    my disgraceful title,
[16:20] Kazuma
    we dropped by Wiz's shop to figure
    out what to do about my debt.
[16:25] Kazuma
    Hey!
[16:26] Kazuma
    I'm looking to sell this.
[16:30] Wiz
    She's here to—
[16:30] Yunyun
    M-My name is Yunyun!
[16:33] Yunyun
    What a coincidence!
[16:35] Yunyun
    What a quirk of fate!
[16:36] Yunyun
    To think that we would
    have an encounter here!
[16:38] Yunyun
    You truly are my lifelong rival!
[16:41] Wiz
    She heard that you all
    visit my store regularly
[16:44] Wiz
    and has been waiting all morning.
[16:45] Yunyun
    Wh-What are you saying, shopkeep?!
[16:48] Yunyun
    I just came by to buy some magic items...
[16:50] Yunyun
    U-Um, I'd like this!
[16:52] Yunyun
    KONOSUBA!
[16:55] Kazuma
    I see.
[16:56] Kazuma
    You could've just come by the
    mansion instead of doing all this.
[17:00] Yunyun
    But I can't just visit someone's
    home unannounced...
[17:03] Megumin
    It's always half-measures with you.
[17:05] Megumin
    That's why you can't make friends.
[17:06] Aqua
    Is that true?
[17:08] Megumin
    Yunyun is the rare Crimson Demon
    who's embarrassed by her name.
[17:11] Megumin
    She would usually eat lunch
    alone at the academy.
[17:14] Wiz
    Now, now.
[17:14] Megumin
    And whenever I would cross her line of sight,
[17:17] Megumin
    she'd gleefully challenge me over and over.
[17:20] Yunyun
    I-It wasn't that bad!
[17:22] Yunyun
    I did have some friends.
[17:24] Megumin
    I can hardly believe what I'm hearing.
[17:26] Megumin
    You had friends, Yunyun?
[17:28] Yunyun
    Of course! Even I had friends!
[17:31] Yunyun
    There was Funifura-san and Dodonko-san,
[17:33] Yunyun
    who would always say, "We're friends, right?"
    and I would treat them to lunch...
[17:37] Kazuma
    Hey, stop!
[17:38] Kazuma
    I don't want to hear any more!
[17:40] Megumin
    Well, since I can only use explosion magic,
[17:43] Megumin
    I would rather avoid magic duels.
[17:46] Yunyun
    Would you learn some other magic already?
[17:48] Yunyun
    You're bound to have unused
    skill points, right?
[17:51] Megumin
    Yes, I do.
[17:53] Megumin
    And I intend to put them all into
    "Explosion Magic Power Boost"
[17:56] Megumin
    and "High-Speed Casting."
[17:58] Yunyun
    Stupid! Why are you so obsessed
    with explosion magic?!
[18:01] Kazuma
    That's right, you tell her!
[18:03] Yunyun
    You've always been this way, Megumin!
[18:03] Aqua
    All this talk of duels...
    For classmates, you guys sure are vicious.
[18:06] Megumin
    Your lack of appreciation for explosion
    magic makes you the crazy one.
[18:09] Aqua
    Hey, hey.
[18:10] Aqua
    Maybe this would be good?
[18:12] Aqua
    "The friendship crystal."
[18:14] Wiz
    Oh, only a seasoned magic user
    can use that effectively.
[18:19] Yunyun
    If you can use it well, can you make friends?
[18:22] Wiz
    Well, yes.
[18:24] Wiz
    I know! Why not try it?
[18:26] Megumin
    I hardly see the need to make friends...
[18:29] Yunyun
    Have you lost your nerve, Megumin?
[18:32] Yunyun
    In other words,
[18:33] Yunyun
    being able to use this more effectively
    is proof of greater spell casting skill!
[18:37] Yunyun
    I challenge you, Megumin!
[18:39] Megumin
    If you insist, then I will demonstrate for you
[18:42] Megumin
    the power of a true magic user!
[18:45] Yunyun
    Today is the day we settle this score!
[18:52] Wiz
    Just what I'd expect from Crimson Demons.
[18:54] Yunyun
    Now, crystal, demonstrate your power!
[18:57] Wiz
    The crystal's power is activating!
[19:07] Wiz
    It's never projected this much before!
[19:10] Wiz
    They both have incredible magic!
[19:12] Kazuma
    What... is this?!
[19:22] Kazuma
    Is she gathering bread crusts?
[19:25] Aqua
    Wait a minute...
[19:31] (Flashback) Yunyun
    Happy birthday!
[19:34] Aqua
    Is she... by herself?
[19:36] (Flashback) Farmer
    Dang it!
[19:39] (Flashback) Komekko
    Onee-chan, you're amazing!
[19:47] (Flashback) Yunyun
    Not bad! But how about this?!
[19:52] (Flashback) Komekko
    You're so great!
[20:04] (Flashback) Komekko
    Onee-chan, this is great!
[20:07] (Flashback) Yunyun
    I wouldn't even mind a devil
    for a friend at this point...
[20:10] Kazuma
    She's working odd jobs to take
    her "friends" out to eat?!
[20:14] Aqua
    Wait, why is she...
[20:16] Aqua
    eating a bug?
[20:19] Megumin
    What is this?!
[20:21] Yunyun
    Shopkeep, you said this crystal
    would create friendship, right?!
[20:23] Wiz
    This is a valued item that deepens
    feelings of friendship and love
[20:30] Wiz
    by exposing past embarrassment... actually...
[20:34] Yunyun
    Megumin! Hey, Megumin!
[20:36] Yunyun
    Is this going to make us friends?!
[20:45] Yunyun
    KONOSUBA!
[20:47] Wiz
    I'll just put that on your tab, Kazuma-san.
[20:50] Kazuma
    Hang on. Megumin was the one who broke it.
[20:52] Megumin
    Yunyun was the one who wanted to use it.
[20:55] Megumin
    She'll pay.
[20:56] Yunyun
    My duel... I finally got her to duel, and...
[20:59] Megumin
    How long are you going to mope?
[21:01] Yunyun
    But how do we know who won?
[21:03] Yunyun
    Can we call it a draw?
[21:06] Megumin
    I don't mind.
[21:08] Megumin
    I'm not childish enough to be
    competitive over games anymore.
[21:12] Yunyun
    Come to think of it, didn't we used to
    compete to see who would grow faster?
[21:16] Yunyun
    If you think you're not childish anymore,
    do you want to do that again?
[21:20] Megumin
    That's not what I mean when
    I talk about being childish.
[21:25] Megumin
    After all, I'm...
[21:30] Megumin
    in the kind of relationship with Kazuma
    here where we bathe together.
[21:34] Kazuma
    Hey!
[21:35] Wiz
    Oh, my!
[21:39] Kazuma
    Don't joke about that!
[21:41] Kazuma
    Is this the mouth?!
[21:41] Kazuma
    Is this the mouth trying to make
    my reputation even worse?!
[21:44] Yunyun
    I-I'll...
[21:46] Yunyun
    I'll admit that I lost today!
[21:51] Wiz
    Come again!
[21:53] Aqua
    She's a lively girl.
[21:54] Kazuma
    You are, too.
[21:58] Megumin
    I win again!
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Peace for the Master of This Labyrinth!
SIGN    Here is the progress report I said I would send. Mr. Kazuma seemed like a problem at first, but he's become a seasoned and formidable adventurer. Absolutely not the kind of person to sexually harass anyone or get into debt. My assessment of his character proves to be on point. Yes, I am a really capable goddess. I've even gained the respect of the construction bosses, so my daily wages have gone up. I think I can keep working it and my side jobs with the fake flowers and the milk cartons, at this rate. ...No, I don't just work part-time jobs!
[23:31] Aqua
    Here is the progress report I said I would send.
[23:33] Aqua
    Mr. Kazuma seemed like a problem at first,
[23:35] Aqua
    but he's become a seasoned
    and formidable adventurer.
[23:39] Aqua
    Absolutely not the kind—