E10 - A Final Flame for this Over-the-top Fortress!

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[00:10] Megu
    Darkness! That's not fair!
[00:16] Megu
    All right, then... Very well, very well.
[00:19] Megu
    Go ahead and do as you please.
[00:20] Aqua
    Hey, Kazuma.
[00:21] Aqua
    Relinquish that spot to me,
    the exalted Aqua-sama.
[00:25] Kaz
    Huh?
[00:26] Aqua
    I'm level 21,
[00:28] Aqua
    the highest level in the party.
[00:31] Aqua
    You're being awfully impertinent
    for an under-leveled lowbie.
[00:34] Aqua
    If you get that, then give the spot
    nearest the fireplace to your superior.
[00:40] Kaz
    Huh?
[00:41] Kaz
    I don't think your stats have risen
    at all since I first saw them.
[00:46] Aqua
    Kazuma, you fool.
[00:47] Aqua
    My stats were obviously maxed
    out from the very start!
[00:51] Aqua
    You're mistaken to lump me together
    with ordinary adventurers.
[00:55] Megu
    Looks like my only choice now is
    to whip out my deadly teleport.
[00:58] Dark
    H-Hey, Megumin! That's not fair.
[01:01] Megu
    Those are the rules.
[01:02] Dark
    Huh?
[01:03] Megu
    Destroyer, explosion!
[01:05] Aqua
    Oh, what's this?
[01:07] Aqua
    You're being very obedient.
[01:11] Kaz
    That explains why
[01:12] Kaz
    her intelligence doesn't improve,
    no matter how much she levels up.
[01:17] Aqua
    Hey, wait.
[01:18] Aqua
    Why are you crying?
[01:20] Aqua
    What's with that look in your eyes,
    like you're staring at someone pitiful?
[01:24] Kaz
    Goodnight.
[01:25] Aqua
    Hey, Kazuma!
[01:27] Kaz
    We acquired a mansion.
[01:29] Kaz
    We resolved the matter of making it through
    winter, which had been our top concern.
[01:34] Kaz
    But we still have lots of
    problems left to solve...
[01:37] Aqua
    Sheesh! What's your problem?!
[01:57] Kaz
    Hey, what're you guys doing here?
[02:01] Keith
    Oh, it's you, Kazuma?
    Don't scare me like that.
[02:05] Kaz
    These guys are Keith and Dust,
    two adventurers I got to know recently.
[02:09] Kaz
    You're way too jumpy.
[02:11] Kaz
    Anyway, is there something down this way?
[02:17] Dust
    This is a secret only for male adventurers.
[02:21] Kaz
    Okay...
[02:21] Dust
    Have you heard of a shop
    covertly run by succubi
[02:24] Dust
    that lets you have nice dreams?
[02:29] Kaz
    Fill me in.
SIGN    KONOSUBA
    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN    KONOSUBA
    God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    "God's Blessing on This Wonderful Shop!"
[04:18] Kaz
    I don't think I could have come into
    a place like this on my own.
[04:23] Suc
    Welcome!
[04:25] Suc
    Please come this way.
[04:26] Kaz
    Uh, sure.
[04:28] C
    And his companions, right this way.
[04:30] Keith
    Y-Yes!
[04:31] Dust
    Okay...
[04:34] Suc
    Please wait just a moment.
[04:45] Kaz
    You're...
[04:48] Ruff
    Welcome to Hell's door.
[04:50] Ruff
    Do your best, you daredevil.
[04:53] Kaz
    S-Sure.
[04:56] Ruff
    I can hardly wait.
[04:58] Kaz
    Occupation... Artisan Weaver?
[05:01] Kaz
    Huh?
[05:02] Kaz
    He wasn't an adventurer?!
[05:04] Suc
    Sir?
[05:06] Suc
    Sir?
[05:07] Kaz
    Y-Yes?
[05:09] Suc
    Is this your first time at our shop?
[05:12] Kaz
    Oh, yes.
[05:13] Suc
    Well, then, I will explain.
[05:15] Kaz
    Please do.
[05:16] Suc
    We succubi have established
[05:17] Suc
    a mutually beneficial relationship with
    the male adventurers of this city.
[05:21] Kaz
    Yes.
[05:21] Suc
    Many adventurers live in stables, correct?
[05:25] Kaz
    Yes.
[05:25] Suc
    So, I believe males get pent-up in various ways.
[05:29] Suc
    But they are unable to do
    anything about it since
[05:32] Suc
    there are other adventurers
    sleeping all around them.
[05:35] Kaz
    I have nothing to feel guilty about, but...
[05:38] Kaz
    Yeah, there's nothing to feel guilty about!
[05:41] Suc
    Having said that,
[05:42] Suc
    if they were to try to make a move on
    a female adventurer sleeping nearby,
[05:45] Suc
    the other adventurers would notice
    instantly and beat them into submission.
[05:50] Suc
    Or it's possible the person
    he tried to mess around with
[05:53] Suc
    could cut his you-know-what
    off with a hidden dagger.
[05:56] Kaz
    Has that actually happened to anyone?
[06:00] Suc
    And so,
[06:01] Suc
    we succubi give male adventurers
    dreams that bring them relief.
[06:06] Suc
    We do end up taking a bit of your vitality,
[06:09] Suc
    but we do so in moderation
[06:11] Suc
    to ensure it won't affect
    your adventures or daily life.
[06:15] Kaz
    Wonderful! Beyond wonderful!
[06:19] Kaz
    If everyone could be in a
    constant state of afterglow,
[06:21] Kaz
    there would be no war!
[06:23] Suc
    Please write your order for your desired dream
[06:26] Suc
    on this questionnaire sheet.
[06:29] Kaz
    Um, there are entries for
[06:31] Kaz
    the customer's condition, gender,
    and appearance in the dream...
[06:35] Kaz
    Uh, what are these?
[06:37] Suc
    Those are for requests such as
    "I want to be a king or hero."
[06:41] Suc
    We have customers who want to try
    it from a female perspective, too.
[06:45] Kaz
    Really?
[06:48] Suc
    There are also those who
    wish to return to boyhood
[06:51] Suc
    and get pushed down by
    strong female adventurers.
[06:57] Kaz
    Are the men in this city all right?
[07:01] Kaz
    Oh, what about this "partner preferences"?
[07:04] Kaz
    How much can you actually configure?
[07:06] Suc
    Their personality, speech patterns,
[07:08] Suc
    appearance, and even how much they like you.
[07:10] Suc
    It can be anything or anyone,
[07:12] Suc
    whether they exist in real life or not.
[07:14] Kaz
    For real?!
[07:16] Suc
    For real.
[07:17] Kaz
    So a specific famous girl,
    a girl who's close to me,
[07:20] Kaz
    or even a 2D waifu would be possible?
[07:22] Suc
    Yes, though I don't know what a "2D waifu" is.
[07:27] Kaz
    Would the rights to one's likeness
    and so forth cause problems?
[07:31] Suc
    They wouldn't. It's a dream, after all.
[07:34] Kaz
    That's true!
[07:36] Kaz
    Would that mean there's no restriction
    on your partner's age, either?
[07:41] Kaz
    Oh, not that I intend to ask for that sort of thing.
[07:43] Kaz
    I just... How should I put it...
[07:45] Suc
    There is not.
[07:46] Suc
    Please choose whatever you like.
[07:48] Kaz
    I-Is that okay?
[07:51] Kaz
    In terms of, you know, regulations and stuff?
[07:54] Suc
    It's all right. It is a dream, after all.
[07:57] Kaz
    That's true!
[07:59] Kaz
    Yeah, there's no problem if it's in a dream!
[08:02] Kaz
    I can't believe this!
[08:03] Kaz
    Succubi erotic dream
    services are the greatest!
[08:07] Suc
    Oh, also, please be careful not to
    drink too much this evening, okay?
[08:10] Suc
    If you sleep too soundly,
    we can't show you any dreams.
[08:14] Kaz
    All right, understood!
[08:16] All
    KO-NOSUBA!
[08:19] Kaz
    I'm back.
[08:26] Aqua
    Be glad, Kazuma!
    Tonight's dinner is incredible!
[08:30] Aqua
    It's crab! Crab!
[08:32] Dark
    My family sent them to
    congratulate us on moving in.
[08:36] Aqua
    It's super high-grade marbled red crab,
[08:38] Aqua
    and it even came with this
    amazing, top-quality liquor!
[08:41] Aqua
    They said it's to thank
[08:42] Aqua
    their daughter's party members
    for always looking out for her!
[08:46] Megu
    I can hardly believe I'm laying
    my eyes on marbled red crab!
[08:49] Megu
    I've never been more glad that
    I joined this party than I am today.
[08:53] Kaz
    Is it that luxurious?
[08:55] Megu
    Of course!
[08:56] Megu
    If you told me I could eat this crab
[08:58] Megu
    in exchange for holding off on
    using explosion magic for the day,
[09:00] Megu
    I would restrain myself with pleasure,
[09:02] Megu
    and unleash my explosion
    magic after I've eaten!
[09:05] Megu
    That's how luxurious it is!
[09:08] Kaz
    Wow, that's aweso— Huh?
[09:10] Kaz
    What did you say at the end there?
[09:27] Kaz
    Gulp.
[09:37] Kaz
    Oh, no!
[09:38] Kaz
    I can't stop myself!
[09:42] Kaz
    Crack!
[09:44] Kaz
    Crack!
[09:46] Kaz
    Crack!
[09:50] Aqua
    Kazuma, Kazuma!
[09:51] Aqua
    Give me a little fire.
[09:53] Aqua
    I'll teach you a tasty way to drink this.
[09:57] Kaz
    Here. Tinder!
[10:00] Aqua
    Just place a shell filled with
    crab innards here, and...
[10:09] Aqua
    It should be ready.
[10:17] 3
    Gulp.
[10:19] Kaz
    M-Me, too!
[10:23] Kaz
    This is a trap!
[10:25] Kaz
    That succubus lady told me, didn't she?
[10:25] Dark
    That's a clever idea.
[10:27] Kaz
    If I drink too much and sleep soundly,
    I won't be able to dream!
[10:27] Aqua
    Isn't it? Nothing less from me!
[10:30] Megu
    Yeah!
[10:31] Megu
    Aqua, Aqua, what does it taste like?
[10:31] Dark
    Not going to drink? I'll go first, then.
[10:34] Kaz
    Calm down. I'm a man who's
    capable of self-restraint.
[10:35] Aqua
    Let me think... If I had to say, it's like...
[10:38] Kaz
    A man who possesses a will of steel
    and the strength to endure!
[10:45] Dark
    I could definitely drink this! It is good!
[10:48] Kaz
    Don't be tempted! I can't be tempted!
[10:50] Kaz
    I'm sure there'll be no stopping
    me once I get a taste!
[10:53] Megu
    Please give me some, too!
[10:54] Megu
    Just for today! What can it hurt?
[10:56] Dark
    No. I hear your whole life goes "poof"
    if you start drinking in childhood.
[11:00] Aqua
    Everyone drink up! I'm in a great mood now,
[11:03] Aqua
    so I'll show you the grand unveiling
    of my new party trick!
[11:06] Aqua
    A trick of the fingers...
[11:07] Aqua
    The mobile fortress, Destroyer!
[11:12] Megu
    Th-The form, shape, and movements!
[11:14] Megu
    It's the Destroyer for sure!
[11:16] Dark
    To think you could mimic that movement!
[11:18] Kaz
    Again, what the heck is a Destroyer?!
[11:21] Megu
    Aqua, do it again! Do it again!
[11:24] Aqua
    Art isn't something you can
    just show off when asked.
[11:26] Aqua
    It's something that presents itself
    naturally when the soul commands it.
[11:31] Dark
    What's wrong, Kazuma?
[11:33] Dark
    Did the food my family
    sent not suit your tastes?
[11:36] Kaz
    N-No! The crab is super tasty.
[11:39] Kaz
    It's just that I drank with some friends today
    and don't think I can drink any more.
[11:43] Kaz
    Tomorrow. I'll have some tomorrow.
[11:46] Dark
    I see.
[11:48] Kaz
    Stop! Don't give me such a genuine smile!
[11:52] Kaz
    You normally blurt out nothing but
[11:54] Kaz
    nasty stuff that creeps me out!
[11:56] Dark
    At least eat lots, then.
[11:59] Dark
    It's my thanks for everything.
[12:01] Kaz
    I kind of feel guilty...
[12:04] Kaz
    That's right.
[12:05] Kaz
    I should just drink with everyone
    and forget about the dream.
[12:09] Kaz
    Look at the faces of my allies here.
[12:11] Kaz
    Think about which is more important!
[12:14] Kaz
    Yes. There was never any need to worry
    about anything in the first place.
[12:22] Kaz
    Well, it's a little early,
[12:24] Kaz
    but I'm going to turn in.
[12:27] Kaz
    Goodnight, everyone.
[12:29] 4
    KONOSUBA!
[12:35] Kaz
    Crap, now my heart is pounding.
[12:37] Kaz
    Aw, what should I do? What should I do?
[12:42] Kaz
    I'm so nervous, expectant,
    and turned on that I can't sleep!
[12:55] Kaz
    I'm just having them give me a dream,
[12:57] Kaz
    but etiquette is important.
[13:15] Kaz
    The lantern flame went out?
[13:22] Kaz
    Hey, whoa, whoa! No, wait...
[13:24] Kaz
    I felt drowsy earlier and closed my eyes.
[13:27] Kaz
    That would mean this is...
[13:31] Kaz
    A dream?!
[13:35] Dark
    The moon really is pretty toni—
[13:41] Kaz
    Yo.
[13:49] Dark
    Wh-Wh... Wh-Wh-Wh...
[13:56] Kaz
    I always imagined she had a sexy body,
    but this is better than I imagined.
[14:03] Kaz
    Maybe the succubus adjusted
    her to suit my tastes.
[14:06] Dark
    H-Hey, Kazu—
[14:10] Kaz
    What's the matter, Darkness?
[14:16] Kaz
    Come on over here.
[14:19] Kaz
    You can start by washing my back.
[14:21] Dark
    Ah... Huh?
[14:26] Kaz
    What's with that reaction?
[14:28] Kaz
    It's kind of new. I like it.
[14:30] Kaz
    Still, why were you the one
    to appear in my dream?
[14:34] Kaz
    Maybe I shouldn't have requested a
    beautiful older woman with a hot body?
[14:37] Dark
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[14:40] Kaz
    Is this strange?
[14:40] Dark
    I, um, I mean... I have so many questions
    that my brain can't quite keep up,
[14:42] Kaz
    What could it be?
[14:44] Dark
    like why you're so calm,
    about washing your back,
[14:47] Dark
    what you mean by a "dream,"
    and what this is all about...
[14:50] Kaz
    Whoops, playing hard-to-get wasn't
    one of the settings I chose.
[14:54] Kaz
    Though, I did write that I wanted a shy
    older woman who was inexperienced.
[14:59] Kaz
    I guess this works, then.
[15:01] Dark
    Huh?
[15:01] Kaz
    There's no way around you
    being set to be inexperienced,
[15:06] Kaz
    but please hurry and wash my back.
[15:07] Dark
    U-Um...
[15:09] Dark
    Is me washing your back considered
    common sense in this situation?
[15:14] Kaz
    Hurry! I can't stand it anymore,
    in all sorts of ways!
[15:17] Dark
    Y-Y-You...
[15:18] Dark
    Do you understand what's going on right now?
[15:21] Dark
    If Aqua or Megumin found out about this...
[15:24] Kaz
    If that happens, why don't
    we all just get in together?
[15:28] Dark
    What's wrong with you?
    Seriously, what's wrong with you today?!
[15:32] Kaz
    Hey, you're being awfully noisy.
    What time do you think it is?
[15:35] Kaz
    Think about how much you're
    bothering the neighbors!
[15:37] Kaz
    One can only be so unsensible, you know.
[15:39] Dark
    Saying something sensible in this situation
    won't do any good at this point!
[15:44] Dark
    Is it me? Am I the one with no common sense?
[15:47] Dark
    Am I the strange one?!
[15:48] Kaz
    Yeah, you're always strange in general.
[15:52] Kaz
    Oh, this is a dream, so I guess it's
    no problem if you make noise.
[15:55] Kaz
    All right.
[15:57] Kaz
    Please go ahead, then.
[16:09] Dark
    Why is this happening?
[16:11] Dark
    Still, it's pathetic that my disposition
[16:14] Dark
    prevents me from resisting
    when you order me so brazenly.
[16:17] Kaz
    This feels new in all sorts of ways.
[16:19] Kaz
    I'm the one who's usually creeped out by you,
[16:22] Kaz
    so it's nice seeing you shy
    and embarrassed for a change.
[16:25] Dark
    Wh-Why, you...
[16:27] Dark
    You're talking and acting
    like some old man today!
[16:30] Dark
    C-Come on, that's enough, right?
[16:33] Dark
    C-Can I leave now?
[16:36] Kaz
    Don't be foolish!
[16:38] Kaz
    I know I set you to be inexperienced,
[16:39] Kaz
    but don't you know what routinely comes next?
[16:42] Kaz
    Next you dry me without using a towel.
[16:44] Dark
    This is not right!
[16:45] Dark
    No matter how inexperienced
    I may be, that's definitely...
[16:49] Kaz
    Hurry...
[16:49] Dark
    totally...
[16:52] Dark
    wrong...
[16:54] Kaz
    Hurry...
[16:57] Kaz
    Hurry!
[17:04] Aqua
    Intruder! Show yourself!
[17:07] Aqua
    Everyone, there's an intruder in the mansion!
[17:09] Kaz
    Huh?
[17:09] Dark
    Aqua's voice?
[17:10] Kaz
    I didn't ask to be forced to wait at this point!
[17:13] Kaz
    Even in my dreams, she gets in my way!
[17:16] Kaz
    I'm gonna go complain!
[17:17] Dark
    K-Kazuma?
[17:20] Kaz
    Hey, Aqua!
[17:23] Aqua
    Look, look!
[17:24] Aqua
    An intruder got caught in my barrier,
    and now she's immobilized...
[17:28] Aqua
    We've got another suspicious guy here!
[17:29] Kaz
    Who're you calling suspicious?!
[17:33] Kaz
    Oh, a succubus girl?
[17:36] Aqua
    This succubus got caught in the barrier,
    and now she's immobilized.
[17:40] Aqua
    I'm positive she was after you, Kazuma.
[17:43] Kaz
    What the heck? This is strange. Really strange.
[17:46] Kaz
    Wait, was that "Darkness"
    I ran into in the bathroom...
[17:51] Aqua
    I'll do an exorcism right away.
[17:53] Megu
    Just be good and let us destroy you.
[17:57] Aqua
    Just resign yourself.
[17:59] Aqua
    I'm going to use an extraordinarily
    powerful anti-devil—
[18:02] Aqua
    Huh?
[18:06] Suc
    Huh?
[18:09] Kaz
    Run away.
[18:10] Suc
    B-But...
[18:12] Aqua
    What're you doing?
[18:13] Aqua
    She's a devil who came here to
    attack you and steal your vitality!
[18:16] Megu
    Are you insane, Kazuma?
[18:19] Suc
    Sir, it is due to my inexperience
[18:22] Suc
    and failure to break in that
    this has come to pass.
[18:25] Suc
    I can't allow you to humiliate yourself.
[18:28] Suc
    I will accept my elimination,
[18:30] Suc
    so just pretend you don't know anything.
[18:35] Suc
    Sir?
[18:36] Aqua
    What's the big idea?
[18:37] Aqua
    There's no way a goddess like myself
[18:39] Aqua
    can let that devil get away.
[18:42] Aqua
    Kazuma, if you don't want us
    to beat you into submission,
[18:45] Aqua
    then move aside.
[18:50] Dark
    Kazuma has been charmed by that
    succubus and is under her control!
[18:54] Dark
    He's been acting weird since a little while ago!
[18:57] Dark
    He's been blurting out things about dreams
    and settings and so forth, so I'm sure of it!
[19:02] Dark
    You accursed succubus, you put me
    through so much humiliation...
[19:05] Dark
    I'll slaughter you!
[19:07] Megu
    Kazuma, she may be cute, but she's still a devil,
[19:09] Megu
    a monster.
[19:11] Megu
    Have you gone mad?
[19:13] Kaz
    Go.
[19:15] Suc
    But...
[19:16] Aqua
    It looks like I'll have to settle this
    score with Kazuma right here and now.
[19:21] Aqua
    Once I've pulverized you,
[19:23] Aqua
    I'll perform that succubus's last rites.
[19:31] Kaz
    Fine.
[19:39] Kaz
    There are some things you
    absolutely must protect.
[19:45] Kaz
    Bring it on!
[19:58] Megu
    The succubus ran away, huh?
[20:01] Aqua
    Better toss some salt.
[20:03] 4
    KONOSUBA!
SIGN    The Next Day
[20:10] Dark
    Glance...
[20:15] Kaz
    Hey, talk to me already.
[20:18] Kaz
    Besides, I think you're part of the problem,
[20:20] Kaz
    since you got caught up in the mood, too.
[20:28] Dark
    You really don't remember what
    happened last night, right?
[20:33] Dark
    You don't have any memory of it
    since you were being controlled
[20:37] Dark
    by that succubus, right?
[20:39] Kaz
    Yeah, it's unfortunate, but I don't remember.
[20:42] Kaz
    All I know is that I had a nice dream.
[20:45] Dark
    I-I see. Good, then.
[20:49] Dark
    Yeah, there's no helping it.
[20:51] Dark
    It was sort of an accident.
[20:53] Dark
    I'll try to forget about it, too.
[20:55] Kaz
    Last night, I was controlled by a succubus...
[21:00] Kaz
    That's the story I'm going with!
[21:01] Kaz
    A convenient explanation fell into my lap,
[21:03] Kaz
    so I may as well go with it.
[21:05] Dark
    Still, you were kind of overbearing
    at the time, and a little scary,
[21:10] Dark
    but it wasn't bad.
[21:12] Dark
    Although it was unacceptable
    for you to instill in me
[21:14] Dark
    whatever you pleased just
    because I was ignorant of it...
[21:17] Kaz
    Hey, it's not like you're really
    some inexperienced lady.
[21:21] Kaz
    Brush up on your common
    sense a little more.
[21:23] Dark
    Wha—
[21:24] Kaz
    Besides, what happened clearly
    wasn't my fault in any way.
[21:29] Kaz
    I lit the lantern, and I put up the
    sign saying the bath was in use.
[21:33] Kaz
    Who the heck pranked us like this?
[21:36] Dark
    H-Hey, you do remember last night, don't you?
[21:40] Dark
    Were those actions really caused
    by a succubus controlling you?!
[21:45] Dark
    Hey, Kazuma!
[21:49] Luna
    Destroyer alert! Destroyer alert!
[21:52] Luna
    The mobile fortress, Destroyer,
    is currently approaching this city!
[21:56] Dark
    What?!
[21:57] Kaz
    Huh? Destroyer?
SIGN    Knight Guidelines and Memorandum, Article 20 A knight must never leave their allies behind and run away, no matter how mighty the enemy. As an additional warning, you must never desire physical pain, or to receive sexual satisfaction. Having such thoughts is extremely abnormal, and knight or not, it is the lowest of acts you can perform as a human being.
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    A Final Flame for this Over-the-top Fortress!
[23:30] Dark
    A knight must never run away,
    no matter how mighty the enemy.
[23:35] Dark
    As an additional warning, you must never
    desire physical pain, or to receive—