# E3 - Peace for the Master of This Labyrinth!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6P8G7GW6/a-friend-for-this-crimson-demon-girl)
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**[00:01] Aqua**
Achoo!
**[00:03] Aqua**
Cold... I'm so cold...
**[00:06] Aqua**
Warm me up... Somebody warm me up...
**[00:12] Aqua**
What's wrong with you?!
**[00:14] Kazuma**
Don't you get it?!
**[00:15] Kazuma**
Darkness went to deal with that lord
last night and never came back!
**[00:19] Kazuma**
She's probably...
**[00:27] Kazuma**
Megumin?
**[00:28] Kazuma**
What's with the cat?
**[00:30] Megumin**
I doubt she'll cause much trouble, so...
**[00:33] Kazuma**
You want to keep her?
**[00:34] Megumin**
Is that all right?
**[00:37] ---**
Ow!
**[00:38] Aqua**
Hey, why'd she only scratch me?!
**[00:41] Aqua**
Unbelievable!
**[00:42] Aqua**
Between the jet black fur
and the imperious attitude,
**[00:45] Aqua**
I can sense some sort of malevolent aura!
**[00:48] Aqua**
So, what do you call this demonic beast?
**[00:51] Megumin**
Chomusuke.
**[00:54] Kazuma**
What'd you—
**[00:54] Megumin**
She's Chomusuke.
**[00:58] Megumin**
Anyway, what were the two
of you making a fuss about?
**[01:01] Kazuma**
How can you be so calm?
**[01:03] Kazuma**
As we speak, Darkness might be...
**[01:04] Megumin**
There may be unsavory rumors about that lord,
**[01:07] Megumin**
but I doubt Darkness could easily be—
**[01:09] Kazuma**
That's the problem with children!
**[01:10] Kazuma**
You still don't understand
that deviant at all!
**[01:16] Darkness**
You can do what you want with my body...
**[01:18] Kazuma**
"But don't think you'll have
your way with my heart!"
**[01:21] Kazuma**
She's sure to say something like that.
**[01:24] Megumin**
Wh-Wh-What should we do?!
**[01:26] Megumin**
Darkness is in grave danger!
**[01:27] Megumin**
What should we do, Kazuma?!
**[01:29] Kazuma**
It's too late.
**[01:30] Kazuma**
Listen up. When she gets back,
**[01:32] Kazuma**
just be as nice to her as you normally would.
**[01:35] Aqua**
I-I get it!
**[01:36] Aqua**
So we can't ask Darkness what it was
like to climb the stairs to adulthood!
**[01:42] Megumin**
Darkness... Darkness, she's...
**[01:42] Sena**
Satou Kazuma!
**[01:43] Sena**
Is Satou Kazuma here?!
***SIGN*** KONOSUBA!
God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2
***SIGN*** Kill Quest
***SIGN*** Defeat the monsters in the vicinity of Axel
**[03:24] Aqua**
No!
**[03:30] Kazuma**
*While they were trying to spring me,*
***SIGN*** Episode 2 A Friend for This Crimson Demon Girl!
**[03:32] Kazuma**
*Megumin had cast her explosion
magic all over the place.*
**[03:35] Kazuma**
* Thanks to that, the Giant Toads that*
* had been hibernating woke up early.*
**[03:36] (Aqua**
Help!
**[03:39] Kazuma**
*So, we're here to clean up her mess, but...*
**[03:41] Aqua**
No!
**[03:43] Aqua**
I don't wanna be toad food again!
**[03:46] Kazuma**
The toads haven't slowed
down, despite the cold...
**[03:50] Kazuma**
Aren't they a little too hardy?
**[03:51] Megumin**
We will not be outdone!
**[03:54] Megumin**
We must get much, much
stronger in order to survive
**[03:59] Megumin**
in this cruel world.
**[04:00] Kazuma**
I'll get you out—
**[04:01] Megumin**
No, please, help Aqua first.
**[04:03] Megumin**
It's cold outside, but it's quite
warm inside this toad.
**[04:08] Megumin**
Having already cast my explosion magic,
**[04:11] Megumin**
all I can do is slow this one down.
**[04:13] Kazuma**
O-Okay, I'll leave you to it.
**[04:16] Sena**
Is that a good idea?!
**[04:17] Aqua**
Kazuma-san!
**[04:18] Aqua**
I can't! I just can't!
**[04:20] Aqua**
Hurry and do something!
**[04:24] Kazuma**
* Even with Darkness to act as*
* a sturdy wall for our party,*
**[04:28] Kazuma**
*none of us had an effective ranged attack.*
**[04:31] Kazuma**
* In light of that, I decided*
* to learn a new skill.*
**[04:34] Kazuma**
*And it's called...*
**[04:35] Kazuma**
*Snipe!*
**[04:38] Kazuma**
* The Snipe skill has higher accuracy*
* the higher your luck stat is.*
**[04:42] Kazuma**
*It's a perfect fit for me!*
**[04:44] Aqua**
Kazuma-san...
**[04:54] Aqua**
Hey! That arrow almost messed
up the best part of my hair—
**[05:00] Kazuma**
Aqua!
**[05:04] Kazuma**
KONOSUBA!
**[05:10] Kazuma**
My skill... My skill...
**[05:12] Sena**
A-Are you people always like this?
**[05:15] Megumin**
W-Wait a moment!
**[05:17] Megumin**
The toads!
**[05:20] Kazuma**
This is bad! Now there's not enough bai—
**[05:22] Kazuma**
I mean, enough decoys to keep them occupied!
**[05:26] Kazuma**
Aqua, you should still be
keeping them occupied!
**[05:28] Aqua**
No way! You be the decoy this time!
**[05:30] Kazuma**
Stupid! You don't have enough
attack power to beat these toads!
**[05:34] Kazuma**
If we can beat even one of them,
that'd leave just two!
**[05:36] Kazuma**
Then you and Sena-san can
keep them busy together!
**[05:39] Sena**
I'm just here to supervise you all,
not to get dragged into—
**[05:47] Aqua**
Kazuma, there's your chance!
**[05:49] Aqua**
Hurry and get the toa—
**[05:51] Aqua**
No!
**[05:54] Kazuma**
You guys!
**[05:56] Megumin**
Excuse me, but I think I'm
slowly being swallowed.
**[05:59] Megumin**
Could you rescue me now, please?
**[06:03] Kazuma**
Aw, damn it!
**[06:04] Kazuma**
If only Darkness were here!
**[06:21] Kazuma**
We're doomed!
**[06:23] Yunyun**
Light of Saber!
**[06:43] Yunyun**
KONOSUBA!
**[06:45] Kazuma**
*I honestly don't want to touch them...*
**[06:50] Kazuma**
You should be able to walk now.
**[06:51] Kazuma**
I don't know who you are, but thanks.
**[06:55] Yunyun**
I-I wasn't trying to save you.
**[06:58] Yunyun**
If my rival had been eaten by
a toad, I'd look ridiculous...
**[07:04] Kazuma**
Rival?
**[07:08] Yunyun**
I-It's been a long time, Megumin!
**[07:10] Yunyun**
Today is the day we finally
settle our long-standing score!
**[07:14] Megumin**
Who might you be, exactly?
**[07:16] Megumin**
I mean, it's strange that
you never gave your name.
**[07:21] Megumin**
This must be one of those "Hey, it's me!"
scams that Kazuma described before.
**[07:25] Yunyun**
F-Fine, then!
**[07:27] Yunyun**
It's embarrassing to do this
in front of strangers, but...
**[07:32] Yunyun**
My name is Yunyun!
**[07:33] Yunyun**
An arch wizard and master
of advanced magic!
**[07:37] Yunyun**
She who will one day lead the Crimson Demons!
**[07:40] Megumin**
Anyway, this is Yunyun.
**[07:42] Megumin**
Daughter of the Crimson Demons' leader,
and my self-proclaimed rival.
**[07:46] Yunyun**
So you *did* remember!
**[07:47] Kazuma**
I see. Well, I'm one of her
adventuring friends, Kazuma.
**[07:51] Kazuma**
Nice to meet you, Yunyun.
**[07:53] Yunyun**
H-Huh?
**[07:54] Yunyun**
You're not laughing at my name?
**[07:58] Kazuma**
Well, y'know, in this world of ours,
**[07:59] Kazuma**
there are some who have weird
names in the first place,
**[08:02] Kazuma**
but still end up with disgraceful
nicknames like "Crazy Exploding Girl."
**[08:06] Megumin**
You mean me? You're talking
about me, aren't you?!
**[08:09] Megumin**
How did that name attach itself to me
and I'm only now hearing about it?!
**[08:13] Yunyun**
I-Impressive, Megumin.
You've found good allies!
**[08:15] Kazuma**
Cut it out! Don't touch me!
**[08:17] Yunyun**
As befits my rival!
**[08:19] Yunyun**
I'll defeat you and become
first among the Crimson Demons!
**[08:23] Yunyun**
Now, Megumin, I challenge you to a duel!
**[08:26] Megumin**
I'd rather not. It's too cold.
**[08:29] Yunyun**
Why?!
**[08:30] Yunyun**
Please, fight me!
**[08:33] Megumin**
No, thank you.
**[08:34] Yunyun**
Please!
**[08:35] Yunyun**
One fight! Just once!
**[08:36] Sena**
You somehow managed today,
**[08:37] Megumin**
No.
**[08:38] Yunyun**
Then when can we have a duel?!
**[08:38] Sena**
but I'm not fully convinced this
wasn't just an act to deceive me.
**[08:41] Megumin**
How should I know?
**[08:41] Yunyun**
But why?! Megumin!
**[08:43] Sena**
Excuse me.
**[08:44] Aqua**
Well, I'll make arrangements for the
guild to haul the toad meat in.
**[08:44] Megumin**
I said no.
**[08:45] Yunyun**
Come on, Megumin! Just one little duel!
**[08:48] Megumin**
Not happening.
**[08:49] Kazuma**
* I don't really appreciate being left*
* on my own with these two...*
**[08:50] Yunyun**
Aw, come on, Megumin!
**[08:55] Megumin**
Very well, then.
**[08:58] Megumin**
I can no longer use my magic today,
**[09:00] Megumin**
so let's make it a contest in the martial arts
that you're supposed to be skilled at.
**[09:04] Yunyun**
Really?
**[09:05] Yunyun**
I mean, you barely attended
martial arts class at the academy...
**[09:10] Kazuma**
*Stare.*
**[09:10] Yunyun**
And every lunch period,
you'd show up like clockwork,
**[09:13] Kazuma**
*Stare...*
**[09:14] Yunyun**
challenge me to a duel,
and then steal my lunch...
**[09:16] Kazuma**
*Stare...*
**[09:19] Kazuma**
Girl...
**[09:20] Megumin**
It was a matter of life and death for me.
**[09:22] Megumin**
Due to personal circumstances, her lunches
were the only thing keeping me alive.
**[09:26] Yunyun**
All right, then that will be how we fight!
**[09:29] Kazuma**
Seriously?
**[09:30] Megumin**
Very well.
**[09:32] Megumin**
Now then, come at me as you will!
**[09:40] Kazuma**
* Judging from their builds, it looks*
* like Yunyun's gonna win this.*
**[09:43] Kazuma**
* I can't even begin to imagine Megumin*
* being any good at unarmed combat.*
**[09:51] Yunyun**
M-Megumin...
**[09:53] Yunyun**
Um, your body's still kind of shiny...
**[09:58] Megumin**
That's right.
**[09:59] Megumin**
What you see clinging to every inch of me
are the fluids from inside a toad's stomach.
**[10:04] Megumin**
Come! The moment you get close to me,
**[10:07] Megumin**
I'll grab you with both arms
**[10:08] Megumin**
and put you in a submission hold!
**[10:11] Yunyun**
N-No way!
**[10:13] Yunyun**
You're trying to make me lose my will
to fight so I'll give up, aren't you?
**[10:17] Yunyun**
Right?
**[10:20] Megumin**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[10:23] Megumin**
And I believe friendship means
sharing in each other's suffering.
**[10:27] Yunyun**
No!
**[10:28] Megumin**
C'mon. C'mon. C'mon.
**[10:31] Megumin**
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
**[10:31] Yunyun**
I give up! I'll give up!
**[10:33] Yunyun**
Stay away from me!
**[10:34] Megumin**
C'mon!
**[10:37] Yunyun**
I give up! I already gave up!
**[10:41] Megumin**
I win again!
**[10:45] Darkness**
S-Stop it!
**[10:47] Darkness**
Damn you!
**[10:49] Darkness**
K-Kill—
**[10:51] Kazuma**
She actually ran off crying.
**[10:54] Megumin**
Kazuma.
**[10:55] Megumin**
The spoils of war.
**[10:56] Megumin**
Sell it to start making your payments.
**[10:59] Kazuma**
Are you sure?
**[11:01] Megumin**
It is of no use to a grand sorceress
such as myself, who operates beyond
**[11:04] Megumin**
the bounds of society.
**[11:07] Kazuma**
Do you ever think about learning
skills other than explosion ma—
**[11:09] Megumin**
Never.
**[11:10] Kazuma**
Yeah, I figured.
**[11:14] Megumin**
What is it?
**[11:15] Kazuma**
I was just thinking that you're
prettier than that other girl.
**[11:20] Duck Girl**
Wait!
**[11:22] Megumin**
Well, thank you very much!
**[11:24] Megumin**
As thanks, let me give you a big hug!
**[11:26] Kazuma**
S-Stay away from me!
**[11:28] Megumin**
You should be happier.
**[11:30] Megumin**
Some people would pay money to
have a slimy girl all over them.
**[11:36] Kazuma**
You reek of toads!
**[11:40] Kazuma**
I never thought an embrace
could be so unpleasant...
**[11:44] Megumin**
Chomusuke!
**[11:45] Megumin**
Were you a good—
**[11:50] Kazuma**
Well, I'm off to the bath.
**[11:53] Kazuma**
What is it?
**[11:54] Megumin**
Surely you've heard of "ladies first"?
**[11:57] Kazuma**
I yearn for true gender equality.
**[12:00] Kazuma**
I have no patience for one who talks about
female privilege when it suits them,
**[12:03] Kazuma**
and then complains about someone
"not being a man" when it's convenient!
**[12:13] Kazuma**
Besides, if you want to be treated like
a lady, you should grow into one first!
**[12:18] Megumin**
You're treating me like a
child again, aren't you?!
**[12:20] Megumin**
For the record, I'm only
three years younger than you!
**[12:23] Kazuma**
Yet you seem like just a kid to me,
so you're wasting your time!
**[12:27] Megumin**
This guy's actually taking his clothes off!
**[12:29] Kazuma**
I'm not backing down on this one!
**[12:30] Kazuma**
No matter what! Get it?!
**[12:32] Kazuma**
If you do, then get out of here already!
**[12:35] Megumin**
I see. So you don't really
see me as a woman, then.
**[12:39] Megumin**
In that case, I may as well join you.
**[12:42] Kazuma**
True. Getting in together
will solve both our problems.
**[12:45] Megumin**
Wha?!
**[12:46] Megumin**
E-Excuse me, doesn't this usually
call for a response like,
**[12:48] Megumin**
"D-Dummy! I could never do that!"
**[12:50] Megumin**
And then bashfully allowing
me to use the bath first?
**[12:53] Kazuma**
Just so you know, I'm not
the type to go for clichés.
**[12:57] Kazuma**
Say, for instance, you were in love with me,
**[12:59] Kazuma**
and some other girl was making moves on me.
**[13:02] Kazuma**
If you were to, out of jealousy,
inflict some unjust violence on me,
**[13:05] Kazuma**
I would fight back with no hesitation.
**[13:07] Kazuma**
I'm a guy who does what he has to do!
**[13:09] Kazuma**
You'd do well to remember that!
**[13:13] Megumin**
I get the feeling your application of that
saying leaves something to be desired,
**[13:17] Megumin**
but all right, fine.
**[13:19] Kazuma**
So after provoking me like that,
you're not gonna join me?
**[13:21] Kazuma**
I'm surprised at your lack of resolve.
**[13:23] Megumin**
How dare you?!
**[13:24] Megumin**
You think I lack resolve?!
**[13:26] Megumin**
Yep.
**[13:26] Megumin**
Them's fighting words! Fine, I'll get in!
**[13:28] Megumin**
It's just a bath! I can do that!
**[13:29] Megumin**
Ouch!
**[13:30] Megumin**
Now, stop skulking behind that towel,
and and let's get in the bath!
**[13:31] Megumin**
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?!
**[13:33] ---**
Stop, you idiot!
**[13:35] Kazuma**
Don't pull on it, you perv! Show a little shame!
**[13:37] Megumi**
Out with it!
**[13:44] Kazuma**
Hey.
**[13:45] Megumin**
Yes?
**[13:46] Kazuma**
I thought cats didn't like baths.
**[13:49] Megumin**
She likes to stay clean.
**[13:52] Kazuma**
Hey...
**[13:53] Megumin**
Yes?
**[13:54] Kazuma**
Is that other girl gonna be okay?
**[13:56] Megumin**
I'm sure I'll see her again.
**[13:58] Megumin**
She chases after me,
claiming to be my rival, after all.
**[14:02] Kazuma**
She's the same age as you, right?
**[14:04] Megumin**
Why don't you just come out and say what you
were thinking when you looked at me just now?
**[14:09] Kazuma**
I was thinking how everybody
matures at their own pace—
**[14:11] Megumin**
Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark...
**[14:12] Kazuma**
Hey, cut that out!
**[14:13] Kazuma**
It's bad for my heart!
**[14:15] Megumin**
I'm sure that in another year or two,
**[14:17] Megumin**
I'll have a body that'll have
Yunyun crying for forgiveness...
**[14:22] Megumin**
I would appreciate it if you'd
stop staring so intently!
**[14:27] Kazuma**
Why are we in the bath together?
**[14:30] Megumin**
Why bring that up now?
**[14:31] Megumin**
Why would you suddenly come to your senses?!
**[14:35] Kazuma**
Well, I mean, anyone seeing
this would probably react—
**[14:39] Aqua**
I'm back!
**[14:41] Aqua**
Hey, I got the cash for the toad meat!
**[14:45] Kazuma**
Is it locked?!
**[14:46] Kazuma**
Did you lock the door to the bath?!
**[14:48] Megumin**
I-I didn't!
**[14:49] Megumin**
Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
**[14:51] Aqua**
Kazuma? Megumin? I'm back!
**[14:55] Aqua**
It'd be nice if someone would say something!
**[14:58] Aqua**
Huh? The bath?
**[15:00] Kazuma**
Freeze!
**[15:05] Kazuma**
Either I'm doomed, or my magic holds out!
**[15:06] Aqua**
Hey!
**[15:07] Aqua**
Anyone there?
**[15:09] Kazuma**
Hold out, magic power of mine!
**[15:12] Kazuma**
If Aqua sees us, it'll mean getting
called "Pedo-NEET" and "Lolimaniac"
**[15:15] Kazuma**
and other disgraceful nicknames!
**[15:21] Kazuma**
*I don't even have the strength to stand.*
**[15:25] Aqua**
Megumin, when you get out of
the bath, let's have lunch.
**[15:29] Aqua**
Actually, get out of there already.
**[15:30] Aqua**
I'm all slimy myself, y'know!
**[15:38] Megumin**
That was a close one. If things
had gone on much longer...
**[15:40] Kazuma**
I almost got branded a lolicon.
**[15:44] Kazuma**
Hey, Megumin.
**[15:45] Kazuma**
Sorry to ask, but I can't move,
so could you dry me off?
**[15:49] Megumin**
Hey.
**[15:50] Megumin**
Why don't you explain exactly why getting
into the bath with me makes you a lolicon?
**[15:57] Kazuma**
Hey, wait, stop it!
**[15:58] Kazuma**
What are you trying to do?!
You'll be branded a female pervert!
**[16:00] Kazuma**
Hey, A-Aqua!
**[16:01] Kazuma**
Aqua! The little girl is bullying me!
**[16:09] Aqua**
Pedo-NEET.
***SIGN*** 12 Giant Toads Killed
***SIGN*** Today's Results
**[16:18] Kazuma**
* The day after receiving*
* my disgraceful title,*
**[16:20] Kazuma**
* we dropped by Wiz's shop to figure*
* out what to do about my debt.*
**[16:25] Kazuma**
Hey!
**[16:26] Kazuma**
I'm looking to sell this.
**[16:30] Wiz**
She's here to—
**[16:30] Yunyun**
M-My name is Yunyun!
**[16:33] Yunyun**
What a coincidence!
**[16:35] Yunyun**
What a quirk of fate!
**[16:36] Yunyun**
To think that we would
have an encounter here!
**[16:38] Yunyun**
You truly are my lifelong rival!
**[16:41] Wiz**
She heard that you all
visit my store regularly
**[16:44] Wiz**
and has been waiting all morning.
**[16:45] Yunyun**
Wh-What are you saying, shopkeep?!
**[16:48] Yunyun**
I just came by to buy some magic items...
**[16:50] Yunyun**
U-Um, I'd like this!
**[16:52] Yunyun**
KONOSUBA!
**[16:55] Kazuma**
I see.
**[16:56] Kazuma**
You could've just come by the
mansion instead of doing all this.
**[17:00] Yunyun**
But I can't just visit someone's
home unannounced...
**[17:03] Megumin**
It's always half-measures with you.
**[17:05] Megumin**
That's why you can't make friends.
**[17:06] Aqua**
Is that true?
**[17:08] Megumin**
Yunyun is the rare Crimson Demon
who's embarrassed by her name.
**[17:11] Megumin**
She would usually eat lunch
alone at the academy.
**[17:14] Wiz**
Now, now.
**[17:14] Megumin**
And whenever I would cross her line of sight,
**[17:17] Megumin**
she'd gleefully challenge me over and over.
**[17:20] Yunyun**
I-It wasn't that bad!
**[17:22] Yunyun**
I did have some friends.
**[17:24] Megumin**
I can hardly believe what I'm hearing.
**[17:26] Megumin**
You had friends, Yunyun?
**[17:28] Yunyun**
Of course! Even I had friends!
**[17:31] Yunyun**
There was Funifura-san and Dodonko-san,
**[17:33] Yunyun**
who would always say, "We're friends, right?"
and I would treat them to lunch...
**[17:37] Kazuma**
Hey, stop!
**[17:38] Kazuma**
I don't want to hear any more!
**[17:40] Megumin**
Well, since I can only use explosion magic,
**[17:43] Megumin**
I would rather avoid magic duels.
**[17:46] Yunyun**
Would you learn some other magic already?
**[17:48] Yunyun**
You're bound to have unused
skill points, right?
**[17:51] Megumin**
Yes, I do.
**[17:53] Megumin**
And I intend to put them all into
"Explosion Magic Power Boost"
**[17:56] Megumin**
and "High-Speed Casting."
**[17:58] Yunyun**
Stupid! Why are you so obsessed
with explosion magic?!
**[18:01] Kazuma**
That's right, you tell her!
**[18:03] Yunyun**
You've always been this way, Megumin!
**[18:03] Aqua**
All this talk of duels...
For classmates, you guys sure are vicious.
**[18:06] Megumin**
Your lack of appreciation for explosion
magic makes you the crazy one.
**[18:09] Aqua**
Hey, hey.
**[18:10] Aqua**
Maybe this would be good?
**[18:12] Aqua**
"The friendship crystal."
**[18:14] Wiz**
Oh, only a seasoned magic user
can use that effectively.
**[18:19] Yunyun**
If you can use it well, can you make friends?
**[18:22] Wiz**
Well, yes.
**[18:24] Wiz**
I know! Why not try it?
**[18:26] Megumin**
I hardly see the need to make friends...
**[18:29] Yunyun**
Have you lost your nerve, Megumin?
**[18:32] Yunyun**
In other words,
**[18:33] Yunyun**
being able to use this more effectively
is proof of greater spell casting skill!
**[18:37] Yunyun**
I challenge you, Megumin!
**[18:39] Megumin**
If you insist, then I will demonstrate for you
**[18:42] Megumin**
the power of a true magic user!
**[18:45] Yunyun**
Today is the day we settle this score!
**[18:52] Wiz**
Just what I'd expect from Crimson Demons.
**[18:54] Yunyun**
Now, crystal, demonstrate your power!
**[18:57] Wiz**
The crystal's power is activating!
**[19:07] Wiz**
It's never projected this much before!
**[19:10] Wiz**
They both have incredible magic!
**[19:12] Kazuma**
What... is this?!
**[19:22] Kazuma**
Is she gathering bread crusts?
**[19:25] Aqua**
Wait a minute...
**[19:31] (Flashback) Yunyun**
Happy birthday!
**[19:34] Aqua**
Is she... by herself?
**[19:36] (Flashback) Farmer**
Dang it!
**[19:39] (Flashback) Komekko**
Onee-chan, you're amazing!
**[19:47] (Flashback) Yunyun**
Not bad! But how about this?!
**[19:52] (Flashback) Komekko**
You're so great!
**[20:04] (Flashback) Komekko**
Onee-chan, this is great!
**[20:07] (Flashback) Yunyun**
I wouldn't even mind a devil
for a friend at this point...
**[20:10] Kazuma**
She's working odd jobs to take
her "friends" out to eat?!
**[20:14] Aqua**
Wait, why is she...
**[20:16] Aqua**
eating a bug?
**[20:19] Megumin**
What is this?!
**[20:21] Yunyun**
Shopkeep, you said this crystal
would create friendship, right?!
**[20:23] Wiz**
This is a valued item that deepens
feelings of friendship and love
**[20:30] Wiz**
by exposing past embarrassment... actually...
**[20:34] Yunyun**
Megumin! Hey, Megumin!
**[20:36] Yunyun**
Is this going to make us friends?!
**[20:45] Yunyun**
KONOSUBA!
**[20:47] Wiz**
I'll just put that on your tab, Kazuma-san.
**[20:50] Kazuma**
Hang on. Megumin was the one who broke it.
**[20:52] Megumin**
Yunyun was the one who wanted to use it.
**[20:55] Megumin**
She'll pay.
**[20:56] Yunyun**
My duel... I finally got her to duel, and...
**[20:59] Megumin**
How long are you going to mope?
**[21:01] Yunyun**
But how do we know who won?
**[21:03] Yunyun**
Can we call it a draw?
**[21:06] Megumin**
I don't mind.
**[21:08] Megumin**
I'm not childish enough to be
competitive over games anymore.
**[21:12] Yunyun**
Come to think of it, didn't we used to
compete to see who would grow faster?
**[21:16] Yunyun**
If you think you're not childish anymore,
do you want to do that again?
**[21:20] Megumin**
That's not what I mean when
I talk about being childish.
**[21:25] Megumin**
After all, I'm...
**[21:30] Megumin**
in the kind of relationship with Kazuma
here where we bathe together.
**[21:34] Kazuma**
Hey!
**[21:35] Wiz**
Oh, my!
**[21:39] Kazuma**
Don't joke about that!
**[21:41] Kazuma**
Is this the mouth?!
**[21:41] Kazuma**
Is this the mouth trying to make
my reputation even worse?!
**[21:44] Yunyun**
I-I'll...
**[21:46] Yunyun**
I'll admit that I lost today!
**[21:51] Wiz**
Come again!
**[21:53] Aqua**
She's a lively girl.
**[21:54] Kazuma**
You are, too.
**[21:58] Megumin**
I win again!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Peace for the Master of This Labyrinth!
***SIGN*** Here is the progress report I said I would send. Mr. Kazuma seemed like a problem at first, but he's become a seasoned and formidable adventurer. Absolutely not the kind of person to sexually harass anyone or get into debt. My assessment of his character proves to be on point. Yes, I am a really capable goddess. I've even gained the respect of the construction bosses, so my daily wages have gone up. I think I can keep working it and my side jobs with the fake flowers and the milk cartons, at this rate. ...No, I don't just work part-time jobs!
**[23:31] Aqua**
Here is the progress report I said I would send.
**[23:33] Aqua**
Mr. Kazuma seemed like a problem at first,
**[23:35] Aqua**
but he's become a seasoned
and formidable adventurer.
**[23:39] Aqua**
Absolutely not the kind—