# E10 - God's Blessing on This Wonderful Party!
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**[00:00] Crowd**
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
**[00:03] Crowd**
That witch who claims the name of a goddess!
**[00:05] Crowd**
Tie her up! Take the wench and tie her up!
**[00:07] Crowd**
Who gave you permission
to dye your hair blue?!
**[00:10] Crowd**
Impostor! Impostor! Impostor!
**[00:14] Crowd**
The Aqua impostor's running away!
**[00:18] Crowd**
Find the Aqua impostor!
***SIGN*** Episode 10 God's Blessing on This Wonderful Party!
**[00:20] Aqua**
I think the water source is the problem.
**[00:23] Megumin**
That makes sense.
**[00:24] Aqua**
If I can purify that, the hot springs
should all turn back to normal.
**[00:28] Aqua**
It'll cut off the rotten smell at the source!
**[00:30] Crowd**
There she is! I found the wannabe!
**[00:34] K**
Do you really have to save the
people who are saying all that?!
**[00:39] A**
But they're my darling faithful...
**[00:43] A**
Come on, I'm an arch priest
with the Axis Church!
**[00:46] A**
Here, look at my adventurer card!
**[00:50] Guards**
You can't go in, arch priest or not.
**[00:53] Guards**
One of the overseers just said
not to let anyone else in.
**[00:57] K**
Overseer?
**[01:00] A**
Honorable members of the Axis Church...
**[01:04] A**
It's important that you do this.
It's the right thing to do.
**[01:08] A**
By letting us through, this town will be—
**[01:10] Guards**
Oh, we're in the Eris faith.
**[01:12] A**
Why?!
**[01:13] A**
Come on, let us through!
**[01:15] A**
The water source up ahead is in danger!
**[01:17] A**
I just want to save the town!
**[01:17] K**
*Let's see how this plays out.*
**[01:19] Guards**
No means no, miss.
**[01:21] Guards**
Go on, head back home.
**[01:23] A**
Wait a minute!
**[01:24] A**
Y'know, you're actually kinda...
**[01:26] A**
pretty attractive, in a way!
**[01:28] A**
Your profile looks like a red
dragon. It's pretty cool!
**[01:32] Guard**
Are you saying I have a lizard face?!
**[01:36] A**
Fine. If you really don't want to let me in,
**[01:40] A**
I'll tell the Axis Church
that you Eris sect members
**[01:43] A**
were saying terrible things about our faith.
**[01:46] Guards**
What the hell is wrong with you?!
**[01:47] Guards**
It's stuff like this that makes
Axis cultists a pain to deal with!
**[01:50] Guards**
And that blue hair—aren't you the one
who pulled that prank where you
**[01:53] Guards**
replaced the hot springs with hot water?!
**[01:55] A**
N-No, all I did was purify the hot springs...
**[01:59] Guards**
So it was you!
**[02:00] Guards**
We definitely can't let you in!
**[02:01] Guards**
Now, get out of here!
**[02:01] K**
I figured that's how it'd go.
**[02:03] A**
Hey, wait a minute!
**[02:04] K**
Come on, Darkness. Here's one of the
few times you get to be useful.
**[02:07] D**
What do you mean, "few"?!
**[02:07] D**
I'm useful on occasion, you know!
**[02:10] D**
Hey, don't push me!
What are you trying to do?!
**[02:13] M**
Attention!
**[02:15] M**
Do you realize who this is?!
**[02:18] M**
You're in the presence of a lady of the
Dustiness family, Dustiness Ford Lalatina!
**[02:23] M**
This is an emergency!
**[02:25] K**
Come on, milady, show that pendant
you're hiding on your chest for proof!
**[02:26] (D**
Hey!
**[02:29] K**
Milady, stop resisting!
**[02:32] (D**
Just cough it up already, milady!
**[02:34] A**
Kazuma, hold her tight!
**[02:36] A**
I'll get—
**[02:38] A**
Ow, ow! Darkness, that hurts!
**[02:40] A**
Wiz, hurry up and get it!
Now's your chance to get the pendant!
**[02:43] M**
Wiz! Please, get over here!
**[02:45] M**
Aqua, keep her right hand steady!
**[02:47] Everyone**
Come on, milady, calm down!
**[02:48] A**
Wiz! Hurry it up!
**[02:50] K**
Wiz, go for it!
**[02:51] Everyone**
Milady!
**[02:52] Everyone**
I'm so sorry, Darkness-san!
**[02:54] Everyone**
I'm so, so sorry!
**[02:55] D**
Y-You guys, stop this! The Dustiness family
doesn't just wield its authority for—
**[03:04] Guards**
It's the real deal!
**[03:05] Guards**
We're so sorry for our insolence.
**[03:07] D**
KONOSUBA!
**[03:10] A**
You're such a pain.
**[03:12] A**
Do you want us to treat you as a noble
or as part of the gang? Figure it out!
**[03:16] D**
Don't call me a pain!
**[03:18] D**
Aren't you younger than I am, Kazuma?!
**[03:22] K**
I treat you this way because I genuinely
see you as a friend, Darkness.
**[03:26] K**
Yes, not as some older noble
lady named Lalatina-sama,
**[03:29] K**
but as our trusty crusader, Darkness.
**[03:31] D**
I-I see...
**[03:34] D**
In that case, I suppose it's...
**[03:37] Everyone**
So easy.
**[03:38] Everyone**
Very easy.
**[03:39] Everyone**
Talk about easy.
**[03:40] Everyone**
G-Guys!
**[03:42] M**
There it is.
**[03:43] K**
Whoa, the water's black!
**[03:45] A**
This is poisoned! Like, it's totally poisoned!
**[03:48] M**
If this is any indicator, the water source
has probably been contaminated already.
**[03:54] A**
Let's hurry!
**[04:00] K**
Wait, someone's there.
**[04:07] K**
That's...
**[04:09] (Flashback) H**
I can't swallow this!
**[04:12] (Flashback) H**
It'd make me too clean...
**[04:15] M**
The detergent...
**[04:16] A**
He looks like he's thinking
of throwing himself in there.
**[04:18] K**
He was feeling pretty violated
by the Axis Church.
**[04:22] D**
Wait!
**[04:25] K**
Look out!
**[04:27] K**
Don't do anything rash!
**[04:36] K**
KONOSUBA!
**[04:37] H**
Well, well! Are you folks sightseers?
**[04:39] H**
Y'know, these hot springs work on lower
back pain, stiff shoulders, exhaustion,
**[04:42] H**
skin care, not to mention curing the blues,
negativity, and all sorts of curses!
**[04:46] H**
There are many famous folks from all
around the world who swear by them!
**[04:50] H**
So you should—
**[04:52] W**
I think I've seen him somewhere before...
**[04:54] H**
Seen me? Why, no! I assure
you we've never met before.
**[04:57] W**
Oh, Hans-san! It's you, isn't it, Hans-san?
**[05:01] H**
Wh-Who might that be?
I'm one of the overseers—
**[05:04] W**
It's been so long, Hans-san! It's me, Wiz!
**[05:08] W**
Wiz the lich!
**[05:09] H**
I'm not sure what you mean...
**[05:11] Wiz**
If I remember, you're a type of
Deadly Poison Slime mutant, right?
**[05:16] Wiz**
Could it be you were the one
poisoning the water source?
**[05:19] D**
Slime!
**[05:20] K**
Deadly Slime?
**[05:22] W**
Hey, Hans-san, why are you ignoring me?
**[05:26] W**
It's me, Wiz! Come on, Hans-san! Hans-san!
**[05:27] H**
What do you want? I don't know you—
**[05:31] H**
Please stop shaking me!
**[05:32] W**
Did you forget about me?
**[05:35] W**
Remember, back at the Devil King's castle—
**[05:37] Hans**
Oops!
**[05:40] Hans**
I just remembered I have
important business in town—
**[05:44] D**
Where do you think you're going, Hans?!
**[05:46] (H**
Oh, right.
**[05:46] A**
We won't let you pass, Hans!
**[05:48] (H**
Oh, okay.
**[05:48] M**
Did you think your excuses
would actually work, Hans?!
**[05:51] (H**
Yeah, fine.
**[05:53] K**
Why don't you stop struggling
**[05:54] K**
and reveal yourself, Hans?!
**[05:58] Everyone**
Hans!
**[05:59] H**
Damn it!
**[06:00] H**
You jerks keep using my name with no respect!
**[06:03] H**
Wiz, didn't you say you were
going to open a store?!
**[06:06] H**
Stop slacking in a hot springs
town and get to work!
**[06:08] W**
Th-That's so mean!
**[06:10] W**
I work really hard!
**[06:11] W**
Even though the harder I work,
the less money I seem to have...
**[06:15] H**
I spent ages doing this
as quietly as possible...
**[06:19] H**
Wiz, isn't the deal that you don't help us,
apart from maintaining the barrier,
**[06:25] H**
and in exchange, you don't oppose us?
**[06:28] H**
A kind of non-intervention treaty?
**[06:30] H**
So why are you getting in my way?
**[06:32] W**
Wait, am I getting in your way?
**[06:35] W**
I just wanted to say hi
because it's been so long!
**[06:39] H**
And that's getting in my way!
**[06:41] A**
When I think of how I've
suffered because of you...
**[06:45] A**
You'd better be ready to pay.
**[06:47] H**
What now, Wiz? You want to take me on?
**[06:50] W**
These people are my friends!
**[06:53] W**
Can't we discuss this?
**[06:55] H**
You've lost your spine ever
since you became a lich, Wiz!
**[06:59] H**
When you hunted us as an arch wizard,
**[07:03] H**
you never talked about *discussing things*!
**[07:06] W**
B-Back then, I couldn't really see
what was going on around me...
**[07:09] K**
Wiz, you know him, right?
**[07:12] K**
It's probably hard for you to take
him on, so you can stay back.
**[07:17] K**
My name is Satou Kazuma!
**[07:20] K**
I have slain countless fearsome foes!
**[07:23] W**
K-Kazuma-san, I would like
to avoid fighting, but—
**[07:29] K**
Let's do this, partner.
**[07:30] M**
Chunchunmaru.
**[07:31] K**
Not!
**[07:33] H**
Very well. All who've learned my
true identity have bowed down,
**[07:37] H**
begging for mercy...
**[07:39] H**
You seem to have real backbone.
**[07:41] K**
What're you talking about? You're a
slime, the weakest of monsters!
**[07:45] K**
That deadly poison probably means
you have some poison attacks,
**[07:49] K**
but we've got Aqua, who can purify poison!
**[07:51] K**
I'm not seeing any way we lose!
**[07:54] H**
My name is Hans...
**[07:56] H**
I am one of the leaders of the Devil King's army.
**[07:58] H**
Hans the Deadly Poison Slime.
**[08:02] K**
What, now? A leader of the Devil King's army?
**[08:04] W**
Hans-san has a high price on his head,
even among the Devil King's army leaders!
**[08:08] W**
He's incredibly strong, so be careful!
**[08:10] K**
Hey, slimes are weak, right? Total small fry?
**[08:13] D**
Who told you that nonsense?!
**[08:16] D**
Slimes are fearsome foes!
**[08:18] D**
First of all, physical attacks
have nearly no effect on them.
**[08:20] D**
You can consider it over
if they get a hold of you.
**[08:23] D**
Either you'll be melted by their digestive
enzymes or they'll smother you to death!
**[08:26] K**
*What the heck?! Scary!*
**[08:27] M**
Plus, his poison is toxic enough
to affect every hot spring in town!
**[08:32] M**
Coming in contact means instant death!
**[08:34] K**
I-Instant death?!
**[08:36] A**
Don't worry, Kazuma.
**[08:38] A**
Even if you die, I'm here!
**[08:40] A**
Just don't let him eat you.
I can't resurrect you if you're digested.
**[08:47] H**
Now, face me, courageous adventurers!
***SIGN*** Emergency Quest
***SIGN*** Eliminate Devil King Army Leader
Hans the Deadly Poison Slime!
**[08:52] H**
And strike me down if you—
**[08:54] K**
Sorry! Really sorry about this!
**[09:03] A**
Hey, why are we running?!
**[09:05] K**
You idiot! Hurry up and move!
**[09:07] K**
* This is bad, bad, bad!*
* He's worse than all the others!*
**[09:10] D**
The slime... We're leaving the slime...
**[09:12] M**
Darkness, seriously, this one would kill you!
**[09:18] K**
Isn't that...
**[09:20] Crowd**
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
**[09:24] K**
Look, let's give up on the water source.
**[09:27] K**
I mean, who'd actually miss the Axis cult?
**[09:29] A**
What are you saying?!
**[09:31] A**
The Axis Church in this
town is gonna be ruined!
**[09:35] Duo**
Isn't that a good thing?
**[09:37] W**
P-Please stop teasing Aqua-sama!
**[09:40] A**
Fine! Forget it!
**[09:47] M**
Are you sure about this? Things are
just going to get worse, at this rate.
**[09:54] K**
Guess I don't have a choice!
**[10:02] A**
Hey, you!
**[10:04] A**
Your element is poison?
No one's into that! It's too gloomy!
**[10:07] A**
You probably just joined the Devil King's
army because nobody liked you!
**[10:11] A**
Now, repent!
**[10:12] H**
What?
**[10:13] K**
Aqua!
**[10:15] A**
Kazuma!
**[10:17] H**
How do you worms have the
guts to face me again?
**[10:22] H**
Whatever it is, once I finish with these
hot springs, I'll be done with this town.
**[10:27] H**
Finally!
**[10:28] H**
I'll finally be able to leave
this disgusting town behind!
**[10:32] K**
Look, I get how you feel...
**[10:35] K**
Hey, wait! What happened to the real overseer?
**[10:40] H**
I ate him.
**[10:41] K**
Wait... What did you just...
**[10:43] H**
I said I ate him!
**[10:46] H**
I'm a slime! My instinct is to consume!
**[10:50] W**
Wiz?!
**[10:52] W**
Cursed Crystal Prison!
**[10:58] W**
The condition for my neutrality
**[11:01] W**
was that no non-combatants
were to be killed.
**[11:06] W**
Isn't that right?
**[11:07] H**
Wiz! Stop it! Cancel the magic!
**[11:10] W**
It's unavoidable that adventurers
lose their lives in battle.
**[11:15] W**
They take the lives of monsters,
**[11:17] W**
and make their livings doing so.
**[11:20] W**
They should be prepared
to meet a similar end.
**[11:23] W**
The same for knights... They collect taxes,
**[11:26] W**
and in exchange, they protect the citizenry.
**[11:29] W**
Since they receive that payment,
**[11:30] (H**
Wiz! Do you seriously want to fight me?!
**[11:31] W**
their involvement in life-and-death
battles is a natural consequence.
**[11:33] (H**
If we actually do this—
**[11:34] W**
However...
**[11:35] H**
The entire area around here
is going to be contamina—
**[11:38] W**
But the nice old man who oversaw these
hot springs didn't do anything wrong!
**[11:42] A**
Wiz is scaring me...
**[11:44] H**
To take on the woman who was
known as the Ice Witch...
**[11:48] H**
I have no other choice!
**[11:53] H**
I'll devour as my instinct commands...
**[12:05] D**
This is...
**[12:09] D**
What a splendid slime! Such a shame!
**[12:12] D**
If it weren't poisonous, I'd take
it home and make it my pet!
**[12:15] K**
Did he melt your brain?!
**[12:26] K**
Get back here! It's dangerous!
**[12:28] Crowd**
What is that?! Is that what
was polluting the hot springs?!
**[12:32] A**
Purification! Purification! Purification!
**[12:35] A**
Purification! Purification!
**[12:37] A**
Ah, it burns, it burns!
**[12:39] K**
Forget about that! Just run!
**[12:42] A**
But I can't! If I don't protect
the hot springs, my faithful...
**[12:45] Crowd**
Look!
**[12:46] Crowd**
The girl with the blue hair
was telling the truth!
**[12:49] Crowd**
Get him!
**[12:54] Crowd**
Heal! Heal! Heal!
**[12:56] A**
It's burning... It burns so much!
**[12:58] A**
Purification! Purification!
Purification! Purification!
**[13:03] Girl**
You can do it, lady!
**[13:05] D**
Watch out!
**[13:09] D**
Everyone, get back! It's dangerous!
**[13:11] D**
What're you doing, you stupid Eris cultist?!
**[13:15] Girl**
You evil cultist!
**[13:19] M**
I'll use my explosion magic
to blow him to smithereens!
**[13:23] A**
Don't! It'll pollute the entire mountain!
**[13:26] K**
Damn it!
**[13:27] K**
Wiz, isn't there anything you can do?!
**[13:29] W**
I can't freeze him at that size
with my current magic power!
**[13:33] W**
If we could make him smaller somehow...
**[13:35] Crowd**
You polluted our hot springs!
**[13:38] Crowd**
You damnable nincompoop!
**[13:50] K**
I guess even slimes have preferences...
**[13:52] M**
Kazuma!
**[13:53] K**
What's up?
**[13:53] M**
Can't you come up with some sneaky
plan to deal with this, like usual?!
**[13:57] K**
Don't call it sneaky.
**[14:02] K**
Bones?
**[14:04] Crowd**
That's the hot springs overseer!
**[14:05] Crowd**
Did that beast eat him?!
**[14:07] Crowd**
It's gonna pay!
**[14:10] K**
*He hasn't been fully digested yet...*
**[14:13] K**
*It's our only hope!*
**[14:15] K**
Aqua! You can revive someone if
they're not fully digested, right?!
**[14:19] A**
Huh? Yeah, I can!
**[14:21] K**
Wiz! You could freeze him
if he were smaller, right?!
**[14:25] W**
Y-Yes! If he were around half his current size...
**[14:28] K**
Megumin! You're gonna light
him up! Get ready to go!
**[14:32] M**
I-I can shoot it?! Okay, I'll shoot it!
**[14:35] D**
I need to protect everyone from Hans
as he's being blown away, right?
**[14:38] K**
You've got it. I'm counting on you!
**[14:43] K**
* A leader-class enemy showing*
* up in a hot springs town...*
**[14:46] K**
* Damn it, what the hell is with*
* this world's game balance?!*
**[14:49] A**
Purification! Purification!
Purification! Purification!
**[15:05] K**
I'm gonna be your meal today!
**[15:13] M**
Detonation... Detonation... Detonation...
**[15:16] M**
Wielder of the most glorious, powerful,
and grand explosion magic...
**[15:20] M**
My name is Megumin.
**[15:21] M**
The blow that I am given to strike
**[15:23] M**
turns a blind eye to the fate of my kindred,
**[15:25] M**
rendering all hope of rebirth into anguish,
**[15:27] (A**
Purification! Purification!
**[15:28] M**
and the model by which all forces are judged!
**[15:30] (A**
Purification!
**[15:32] K**
You didn't run out of luck
when you came to this town!
**[15:35] K**
It was when you picked a fight with us!
**[15:43] K**
The rest is up to you guys!
**[15:52] M**
Pitiful creature...
**[15:54] M**
Synchronize yourself with the red smoke,
and atone in a surge of blood!
**[15:58] M**
Burst forth! Explosion!
**[16:11] Girl**
Let go of me, you cultist!
**[16:11] D**
Get back!
**[16:14] Girl**
Lady?
**[16:20] W**
Cursed Crystal Prison!
**[16:56] W**
Thank goodness I was able to stop Hans
before I ran out of magic power...
**[17:03] D**
Is it over?
**[17:05] H**
To think you could push me this far...
**[17:08] D**
What?!
**[17:17] H**
But it's not over yet.
**[17:19] H**
Soon, I will devour you all and be restored!
**[17:25] Crowd**
Defeat the Devil King.
**[17:28] Crowd**
Slay the demons. Defeat the Devil King.
**[17:33] Crowd**
Slay the demons. Defeat the Devil King.
**[17:37] A**
Slay the demons. Defeat the Devil King!
**[17:45] A**
God Blow!
**[17:56] H**
I was wondering what you were up to,
but this isn't enough to defeat me!
**[18:00] H**
You pathetic priest!
**[18:05] Crowd**
Lady!
**[18:09] Priest**
Axis Church, our credo!
**[18:11] Axis**
"The Axis Church can get things done.
**[18:13] Axis**
And because you can get things done,
even if it doesn't go well, it's not your fault!"
**[18:18] Axis**
"It's society's fault that things don't work out!"
**[18:20] Axis**
"You can run away from unpleasant things!
That doesn't mean you've lost!
**[18:24] Axis**
Because, as they say, 'Sometimes
running away is winning'!"
**[18:27] Axis**
"The answer you come to
after being in doubt
**[18:29] Axis**
is usually something you'll regret,
no matter what you choose!
**[18:31] Axis**
If you're going to regret it anyway,
**[18:33] Axis**
do whatever's easiest for you in the moment!"
**[18:35] H**
What is this light?!
**[18:38] Axis**
"Do not fear growing old!
**[18:40] Axis**
Not even God knows whether you
will be happy in the future,
**[18:44] Axis**
so you should, at least, be happy now!"
**[18:47] Axis**
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
**[18:50] Axis**
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
**[18:54] A**
The sin of corrupting the
hot springs of my beloved faithful
**[18:58] A**
has earned you certain doom!
**[19:00] A**
Seek God's salvation and repent!
**[19:04] Axis**
Slay the demons! Defeat the Devil King!
**[19:07] H**
It can't be...
**[19:08] Dude**
Eris pads her chest!
**[19:12] A**
God Requiem!
**[19:24] A**
The wretched goddess they worship...
**[19:28] A**
It can't be...
**[19:30] A**
It was you?!
**[19:41] K**
*The battle was over.*
**[19:44] K**
* After the trouble with the*
* hot springs, we were shown...*
**[19:48] K**
*no gratitude.*
**[19:50] A**
I worked hard to purify them!
**[19:52] A**
Why's everyone so mad?!
**[19:55] K**
*Thanks to Aqua's God Requiem,*
**[19:57] K**
* all of the hot springs in Arcanretia*
* were turned into regular hot water.*
**[20:00] (Dudes**
It's just hot water! It's just hot water!
**[20:03] K**
* The Devil King army's goal of cutting*
* off the Axis Church's source of income*
**[20:07] K**
*ultimately ended up being accomplished.*
**[20:11] K**
* We were going to head home*
* by having Wiz use Teleport...*
**[20:15] K**
* But she was struck by the*
* power of the purification*
**[20:17] K**
* and looks like she could*
* vanish at any second.*
**[20:20] V**
*Come on! Come over here!*
**[20:23] K**
* So we had to return home*
* bouncing along in a wagon again.*
**[20:30] K**
That wasn't much of a hot
springs trip in the end.
**[20:33] A**
Hey, look!
**[20:35] A**
Look over there!
**[20:36] A**
I can see Axel!
**[20:52] Dust**
Hot springs, huh? Must be nice to be you!
**[20:55] Randos**
Welcome back!
**[20:56] Randos**
Hey, Kazuma! Let's get some
drinks at the guild tonight!
**[21:01] Luna**
Welcome home. Sounds like a rough trip.
**[21:06] Roughneck**
So you made it back alive.
**[21:09] Roughneck**
Maybe you really are...
**[21:11] Roughneck**
Nah, I must be imagining things.
**[21:15] YY**
Welcome home, everyone!
**[21:16] YY**
Now, Megumin, today we'll have our duel!
**[21:19] M**
You were out here waiting
every day, weren't you?
**[21:22] YT**
N-N-No, I wasn't! I just
happened to come by today!
**[21:26] M**
Oh, very well.
**[21:28] M**
I'll indulge you, since it's been a while.
**[21:30] YY**
What? Really?
**[21:31] M**
Yes.
**[21:33] A**
We're home!
**[21:34] K**
Welcome back.
**[21:35] A**
Nothing beats being in your own home!
**[21:39] K**
*Once winter ends, it'll be spring.*
**[21:42] K**
*I wake here, sleep here, and live here...*
**[21:44] K**
Rock, paper—
**[21:46] K**
*in the moment.*
**[21:47] K**
* To this unfair, impossibly cruel,*
* wonderful world...*
**[21:52] K**
*God bless it, and you.*
**[21:54] A**
Hey, Kazuma-san! The hot water's not working!
**[22:00] K**
Coming!
***SIGN*** Thanks for your support!
~From the Staff & Cast~
***SIGN*** Illustration by Mishima Kurone
**[23:35] K**
Thanks for your support, everyone!
**[23:37] K**
Our true battle has only just beg—