E6 - A Conclusion to This Worthless Fight! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Dul     Why haven't you come to the castle?! [00:07] Dul     You wretches! [00:10] Kaz     What? [00:11] Kaz     Why? [00:12] Kaz     We're not firing explosion     magic at you anymore... [00:15] Dul     Not firing it at me, you say? [00:17] Dul     That's a barefaced lie! [00:21] Dul     That crazy crimson demon girl [00:24] Dul     is still coming to my castle every single day! [00:27] Kaz     Huh?! [00:31] Kaz     You?! [00:31] Megu     Ow! [00:33] Megu     That's not it! Please hear me out! [00:36] Megu     Until now, I've been able to settle for     unleashing my magic on empty plains, [00:41] Megu     but since I learned the allure of using     magic attacks on a castle, well... [00:46] Megu     Now I need something big and     hard, or I just can't endure it. [00:50] Kaz     Don't say that while fidgeting! [00:52] Kaz     Besides, you can't move after     unleashing your magic! [00:55] Kaz     Which means you must've had an accomplice... [01:01] Kaz     You?! [01:03] Aqua     Ow! Ow! Ow! [01:04] Aqua     I can't get any worthwhile quests because of him, [01:07] Aqua     so I wanted revenge! [01:11] Dul     Hear me, fools. My name is Verdia. [01:15] Dul     This isn't the only thing I'm deeply offended by. [01:19] Dul     Did you not have the backbone to     seek retribution for your ally's death?! [01:24] Dul     I may be evil now, but in life,     I strove to be an upstanding knight. [01:27] Dul     In my opinion, [01:30] Dul     allowing the death of that crusader,     a model knight who [01:33] Dul     protected her ally and received     my curse, to go to waste is simply— [01:37] Dul     What? [01:42] Dark     G-Gosh, um... [01:45] Dark     A model knight? [01:47] Dul     H-Huh? [01:50] Dul     What?! SIGN    KONOSUBA     God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! SIGN    KONOSUBA     God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! SIGN    Episode 6 SIGN    "A Conclusion to This Worthless Fight!" [03:23] Dul     Huh? You're... alive? [03:27] Aqua     What's this? [03:28] Aqua     Was this dullahan waiting     for us the whole time, [03:31] Aqua     with no idea that we easily dispelled     his curse after he left? [03:35] Aqua     That's hilarious! Super hilarious! [03:39] Dul     I-If I felt like it, I could massacre     every inhabitant of this city! [03:40] Aqua     That's so pathetic! [03:45] Aqua     You're awfully cocky for an undead! [03:47] Dul     Do you think a beginner     adventurer's magic can— [03:49] Aqua     Turn Undead! [04:01] Aqua     Hey, Kazuma, this isn't right! It's not working! [04:04] Kaz     No, it looked pretty effective to me. [04:06] Kaz     He went "Gah!" and all. [04:09] Dul     Are you really a beginner? [04:14] Dul     Isn't this city a gathering     place for beginners? [04:18] Dul     F-Fine, then. [04:20] Dul     There's no need for me to fight you myself. [04:25] Dul     Undead Knights! [04:27] Dul     Show this lot a glimpse of Hell! [04:30] Kaz     I bet he's freaked out because your magic     was more effective than he expected. [04:35] Dul     Th-That's not it! [04:37] Dul     Why should the boss be the one you fight first? [04:40] Dul     You start with the small fry— [04:41] Aqua     Sacred Turn Undead! [04:48] Dul     M-My eyes! My eyes! [04:50] Aqua     Wh-What should we do, Kazuma? [04:53] Aqua     My purification magic isn't affecting him at all! [04:55] Kaz     He did go "Yah!" and all.     I think it was very effective. [05:02] Ful     That's enough! [05:04] Ful     Slaughter everyone in the city! [05:10] A     Call a priest! [05:11] B     Someone go to the church and bring     back all the holy water they've got! [05:16] Dul     Now, let me hear your screams of despair! [05:24] Kaz     Hey! [05:26] Aqua     Why are they all targeting me?! I'm a goddess! [05:29] Aqua     I've been a good girl every day, too! [05:31] Dark     No fair! [05:33] Dark     I've been a really good     girl every day, so why?! [05:37] Kaz     Maybe the lost undead are instinctively     seeking salvation from a goddess? [05:43] Kaz     Megumin! Can't you nail that swarm     of undead with explosion magic? [05:47] Megu     But when they're all scattered like that... [05:51] Aqua     Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san! [05:59] Kaz     You idiot! Don't come this way! [06:01] Kaz     If you go the other way,     I'll treat you to dinner tonight! [06:04] Aqua     I'll treat you if you do something! [06:07] Aqua     I can't get rid of them, no matter     how many times I use Turn Undead! [06:11] Kaz     Damn, there are too many of them! [06:14] Kaz     Wait a second. [06:15] Kaz     Megumin, ready your magic and stand by! [06:18] Megu     R-Roger! [06:20] Kaz     Aqua! Follow me! [06:23] Aqua     What for?! [06:26] Kaz     Megumin! [06:28] Kaz     Now! [06:30] Megu     What an ideal situation! [06:32] Megu     I'm grateful! I'm deeply grateful, Kazuma! [06:38] Megu     My name is Megumin! [06:41] Megu     I am a user of the finest magic     crimson demons possess, [06:44] Megu     and I command explosion magic. [06:46] Megu     Behold my power! [06:50] Megu     Explosion! [07:07] Megu     It appears every last person     here has been left speechless [07:10] Megu     after witnessing my explosion magic. [07:15] Megu     That felt amazing... [07:20] Kaz     Need me to carry you? [07:22] Megu     P-Please. [07:27] A     She did it! The crazy crimson demon girl did it! [07:30] B     She's crazy in the head, and so is her name,     but she pulls through when it counts! [07:34] C     I see you in a new light, crazy girl! [07:37] Megu     Grr. [07:38] Megu     I'm sorry. [07:39] Megu     Please remember those people's faces for me. [07:42] Megu     I'll blow them all away later. [07:47] Dul     Amusing... [07:52] Dul     Amusing! Very amusing! [07:55] Dul     I didn't think you'd actually     annihilate my underlings! [07:58] Dul     All right, then, as promised... [08:01] Dark     Kazuma! [08:04] Dul     I shall personally take all of you on! [08:08] Kaz     Megumin is out of magic power. [08:10] Kaz     Aqua's magic isn't enough     to deliver a fatal blow. [08:13] Kaz     What do we do? [08:14] Se     No need to fear! [08:15] Se     The city's ace in the hole will be here soon! [08:18] He     Yeah! It doesn't matter if he was a     leader in the Devil King's army or not! [08:22] Kaz     The city's ace in the hole? [08:24] Ga     We can create a blind spot     if we all attack at once. [08:26] Ga     Get him, everyone! [08:31] Dul     It appears you wish to die first. [08:38] Kaz     Stop! [08:39] Kaz     Don't go! [09:02] Dul     Who's next? [09:04] Mag     Wh-When Mitsurugi-san gets here,     he'll slay you in a single blow! [09:09] Kaz     Mitsurugi? [09:11] Kaz     Mitsurugi is... [09:16] Kaz     The guy whose sword I stole and sold... [09:26] Dul     Then, until he arrives... [09:28] Kaz     This is bad. Seriously bad! [09:31] Dul     Do you think you can hold out?! [09:41] Dark     How dare you? [09:43] Dark     How dare you do that to them?! [09:45] Kaz     Stop, Darkness! Your sword     is no match for him! [09:47] Dark     As one whose calling is to protect others, [09:50] Dark     there are some matters I cannot concede! [09:55] Dark     I-I'm sure [09:57] Dark     you intend to use those strong     arms of yours to lewdly torture [10:01] Dark     and make an example of     me in front of everyone! [10:04] Dark     Try it if you think you can! [10:06] Dark     In fact, show me what you've got! [10:08] Dul     Enough of the weird delusions! [10:10] Dul     They'll get the wrong idea about me! [10:13] Dark     You're on, Verdia! [10:16] Dul     It's inevitable that a holy knight     would be my opponent! [10:33] Dul     Huh? [10:36] Kaz     Oh, come on, now! [10:37] Kaz     You even miss stationary     targets? How embarrassing! [10:41] Kaz     This girl is my ally! [10:43] Dul     What a disappointment. [10:46] Dul     That's enough! [10:50] Kaz     Darkness! [11:01] Kaz     Darkness, stand down! [11:02] Dark     A crusader [11:04] Dark     can't stand down when protecting     someone behind them! [11:08] Dark     That is absolute! [11:10] Dark     B-Besides... [11:12] Dark     Besides, this dullahan is the     shrewd man I thought he was! [11:16] Kaz     What? [11:18] Dark     He's been shaving away at my armor [11:21] Dark     a little at a time for a while now. [11:23] Dark     Instead of stripping me nude, [11:25] Dark     he's left only parts of my armor intact, [11:27] Dark     leaving me in an even more provocative state     than nakedness to publicly shame me! [11:33] Dul     Huh? [11:34] Dark     Bring it on! [11:35] Dark     Is this all there is to a shaming     by the Devil King's army?! [11:38] Dark     Hit me some more! Now! [11:41] Dul     Huh?! [11:42] Kaz     At least consider the time and place! [11:44] Kaz     You freaking hardcore pervert! [11:46] Dark     Hardcore pervert? [11:50] Dark     Y-You should consider the time     and place yourself, Kazuma! [11:53] Dark     Taking a beating from a monster in public     is already taking everything I've got... [12:00] Dark     What in the world are you and     this dullahan trying to do to me?! [12:05] Dul     I'm not doing anything! [12:06] Kaz     I'm not doing anything! [12:08] Kaz     Oh, well. You bought me some time. [12:12] Kaz     Create Water! [12:20] Dark     I don't dislike being treated this     way without warning, but... [12:25] Dark     Consider the time and place. [12:26] Kaz     Th-That's not it! This isn't     some weird foreplay! [12:29] Kaz     I'm doing this! Freeze! [12:33] Dul     I messed up! [12:35] Kaz     As long as it's harder for you     to dodge, that's enough. [12:37] Kaz     This is what I was really going for! [12:39] Kaz     Steal! [12:46] Dul     That wasn't a bad trick. [12:48] Kaz     Wha— [12:49] Dul     This just shows our difference in level. [12:52] Dul     Now, then, I'll put an end to this farce. [12:58] Dark     Kazuma! [13:02] Kaz     Darkness! [13:08] Kaz     Remember! Our opponent is a dullahan. [13:10] Kaz     What would his weakness have been in an RPG? [13:14] Kaz     Watch him closely! [13:16] Kaz     How was he able to dodge my water so adeptly? [13:20] Kaz     A dullahan's weak point is... [13:21] Kaz     An undead monster's weak point is... [13:29] Dul     As a former knight, I give     my thanks to the Devil King [13:33] Dul     and the false gods for this chance     to have a bout with you. [13:36] Dul     This is farewell, heroic yet foolish crusader! [13:41] Kaz     Create Water! [13:45] Dul     What are you trying to do, boy?! [13:48] Kaz     It's water! [13:50] Mag     Create Water! [13:52] Dul     Stop those attacks! [13:54] Mag     Create Water! [13:56] Mag2     Create Water! [14:00] Dul     C-Curse you all! [14:01] Kaz     Hit him! Hit him! Damn! [14:04] Kaz     I'm going to run out of magic! [14:05] Aqua     Hey, what's all the commotion? [14:07] Aqua     What sort of game are you playing? [14:10] Aqua     Are you an idiot? [14:11] Kaz     Damn her! [14:13] Kaz     His weakness is water! [14:14] Kaz     Even a lame goddess like you must     be able to use one water spell! [14:18] Aqua     It's about time I punished you,     you insolent jerk! [14:21] Aqua     I can use flood-class water magic. [14:23] Kaz     You can?! [14:24] Aqua     Apologize! [14:26] Aqua     Apologize for calling a water     goddess a "lame goddess"! [14:30] Kaz     I'll apologize all you want later! [14:32] Kaz     Hurry up and do it, you useless goddess! [14:35] Aqua     You just called me a useless goddess! [14:37] Aqua     Just you watch. [14:39] Aqua     I'll show you what a goddess can do! [14:43] Aqua     All my followers in this world, [14:46] Aqua     the water goddess Aqua commands you. [14:48] Kaz     Huh? [14:51] Dul     This is... [14:52] Aqua     Answer my request, my prayer, [14:55] Aqua     and show the world thy power! [14:57] Dul     Oh, no! [15:01] Dul     L-Let go! You perverted knight! [15:03] Dark     How abusive... [15:06] Aqua     Sacred Create Water! [15:14] Dul     It's water! [15:17] Kaz     That's enough! Enough, I said! [15:39] Dul     What are you thinking? [15:41] Dul     Are you an idiot? [15:42] Dul     Are you a complete imbecile?! [15:45] Aqua     Now's your chance, Kazuma! [15:47] Kaz     This time, I'll steal your weapon for sure! [15:50] Dul     I may be weakened, [15:52] Dul     but a beginner adventurer's Steal [15:54] Dul     will never take possession of my weapon! [15:58] Dul     I'll end this once and for all! [16:02] Kaz     Steal! [16:12] Dul     U-Um... Well... [16:21] Kaz     Hey, you guys! Let's play soccer! [16:24] Dul     Soccer? [16:25] Kaz     Soccer is... [16:28] Kaz     A game where you handle the ball     with only your feet, not your hands! [16:32] A     Only your feet? [16:33] Dul     Whoa! Hey, s-stop it! [16:36] Dul     Help, help! Stop! Hey, ow! Stop it! [16:41] Dark     We should be all right,     now that he's so weakened. [16:43] Dark     Give him a proper send-off. [16:46] Kaz     Yeah. Aqua! [16:48] Aqua     Leave it to me! [16:49] Kaz     Do it. [16:57] Aqua     Sacred Turn Undead! [17:03] Dul     Hey, wait! [17:27] Megu     Oh? [17:28] Megu     Darkness, what are you doing? [17:32] Dark     Saying a prayer. [17:36] Dark     Sedol, the huge liar who said     I was brawny in my armor... [17:42] Dark     Heinz, who teased me, saying,     "Fan me with that huge sword of yours! [17:45] Dark     You can hit me with it if you     want, but only if you can!" [17:50] Dark     And Galil, [17:51] Dark     who let me into his party     for only a single day, [17:54] Dark     and screamed at me, saying, "Why are you     charging into the swarm of monsters?" [18:00] Dark     They were all slain by that dullahan. [18:04] Dark     If I could see them once more, [18:07] Dark     I'd love to have a drink with them. [18:10] All     H-Hey... [18:15] He     It actually bothers you that     your sword always misses? [18:18] He     Um, I-I'm sorry. [18:21] He     I'll treat you later. [18:23] Dark     Huh? [18:24] Dark     You're alive? [18:29] Aqua     For someone as great as me, [18:30] Aqua     reviving newly-fallen adventurers     is a piece of cake! [18:31] (Flashback) Aqua     Resurrection! Resurrection! [18:33] (Flashback) Aqua     Resurrection! [18:35] Aqua     Now you can have that drink together! [18:38] E     I see. Darkness-san has a lot     to deal with, doesn't she? [18:41] A     Shh! She'll hear you. [18:43] Dark     I want to die... [18:44] Kaz     Don't hold back. [18:46] Kaz     We'll keep criticizing her like     this for three days or so. [18:49] Dark     Th-This isn't the type of shameful abuse I wanted! SIGN    Emergency Quest SIGN    Emergency Quest SIGN    Kill the Dullahan! SIGN    Quest Clear!! [19:01] All     KO-NO-SU-BA! SIGN    The Next Day [19:07] Kaz     Things somehow worked out this time, [19:10] Kaz     but I think I'll lead a leisurely life,     without danger, from now on. [19:15] Megu     I've been waiting for you, Kazuma! [19:17] Megu     Listen to this! [19:18] Megu     Darkness is being super stingy and     telling me I'm too young to have any! [19:22] Dark     No, wait, that isn't what I... [19:24] Aqua     You're late! [19:28] Kaz     She's drunk already! [19:30] Luna     Oh, Kazuma-san, I've been waiting for you. [19:33] Luna     Actually, I have a special     reward for you and your party. [19:38] Kaz     Huh? Really? [19:42] Kaz     Um, why only us? [19:44] Ruff     Who knew you'd defeat a     leader of the Devil King's army? [19:47] Ruff     I believed in the radiance     within you from the very start. [19:52] Kaz     The radiance within me? [19:54] Ruff     A light that shines on the gates of Hell... [19:57] Ruff     There may have been an old legend like that. [19:59] B     That's right! If you weren't here, [20:02] B     we never would have defeated the dullahan! [20:04] Adv     Kazuma! Kazuma! [20:07] Adv     Kazuma! Kazuma! [20:10] Adv     Kazuma! Kazuma! [20:11] Kaz     I'm not really used to this, but it's pretty nice. [20:15] Luna     Ahem! [20:16] Luna     In recognition of Satou Kazuma-san's     party's achievement, [20:20] Luna     I award you 300 million eris. [20:23] All     Th-Three hundred million?! [20:25] B     Treat me, Kazuma! [20:27] E     Kazuma-sama, treat me, treat me! [20:29] Kaz     Group meeting! [20:31] Kaz     I have something to tell all of you. [20:33] Aqua     We won thanks to my abilities,     so we should go 90/10. [20:36] Kaz     Now that we've acquired great wealth, [20:38] Kaz     I'm going to live a safe and leisurely life. [20:41] Dark     Wait! [20:42] Kaz     I won't wait! [20:43] Dark     It's a big problem for me if I can't     fight strong enemies anymore! [20:45] Kaz     It's not a problem! [20:45] Megu     It bothers me, too. [20:47] Megu     I'm going to join you, defeat the Devil King, [20:50] Megu     and earn the title of strongest magician. [20:52] Kaz     You won't earn it! [20:52] Aqua     You're going to go back     to being a shut-in NEET? [20:54] Kaz     I'm not going to, because I'm not a NEET! [20:56] Aqua     I won't be able to go home! [20:58] Kaz     I've already made up my mind! [20:59] Aqua     Huh? [21:00] Kaz     Don't "huh" me, you useless goddess! [21:00] Luna     Um, Kazuma-san... [21:01] Aqua     "Useless goddess"— [21:04] Aqua     Is it a check? It's a check, right? [21:07] Luna     Actually, [21:09] Luna     the flood of water Aqua-san summoned [21:12] Luna     caused substantial damage to the outer walls... [21:16] Luna     Of course, defeating a leader of the     Devil King's army is a big accomplishment, [21:19] Luna     so I won't insist you pay back the full sum. [21:21] Luna     I just ask that you pay a portion... [21:24] Aqua     Sneak away... [21:24] Kaz     Wait. [21:26] Dark     The reward is 300 million, [21:28] Dark     and the cost of compensation is 340 million, huh? [21:31] Megu     Our bloody journey of magic [21:34] Megu     has only just begun. [21:36] Dark     Let's go on a quest to take out a     profitable, strong enemy tomorrow. [21:39] Aqua     W-We can split the debt into equal parts... [21:44] Kaz     Am I going to spend my entire life [21:46] Kaz     in this irrational world     with these hopeless allies? [21:50] Kaz     I gently closed my eyes, [21:52] Kaz     and firmly decided I would kill the Devil King, [21:55] Kaz     in order to escape from this     good-for-nothing world. SIGN    My name is Megumin. I leave this record to pass down tales of my great exploits to future generations. The mighty magic power of the extraordinary magician Megumin made the Devil King's army tremble in fear. The people she has saved revered her from the bottoms of their hearts, and all the children were entranced by her. There was a flood of fans waiting for her at the guild, enough that she could have handed out numbered tickets. -Written Preface of the Great Magician SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    A Second Death in This Freezing Season!