E8 - Prepare! Field Trip

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    For our upcoming field trip to the beach,
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    I propose that we should all
    do something together as a class.
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    Anyone who disagrees,
    please raise your hand.
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    Nobody's gonna be able to disagree
    with a plan from that scary-looking thing!
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    "Episode 8: Prepare! Field Trip"
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    Since no one seems to disagree...
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    I disagree.
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    Somebody's disagreeing!
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    Why do you keep starting fights with him?
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    Why do I have to go along
    with a plan from an undead?
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    Never! Never! Never! Never!
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    Th-The idea... was mine.
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    Um... since we're all classmates now,
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    and this is the first thing
    we're doing together...
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    I don't know what a field trip is,
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    but I want us to all to be better friends.
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    Well, when you put it that way...
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    Stare...
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    Fine! Let's all do something
    together as a class!
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    Fine!
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    Okay, everybody, let's hear some ideas!
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    Nobody asked you to
    take the lead on this, Barusu.
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    I'm hoping it'll be an event
    that's sexy and romantic...
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    An event!
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    That's sexy!
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    And romantic!
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    She lost a ton of blood!
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    Nurse! Nurse!
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    Yes, I'm a nurse.
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    But...
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    But the other nurse has a nosebleed, too...
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    --An event that's sexy and romantic...
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    --Our nurses are useless!
    --An event that's sexy and romantic...
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    --An event that's sexy and romantic...
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    "Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
    "Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
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    And "fishing."
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    "Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
    "Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
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    Anybody have any other ideas?
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    Explosion magic tournament!
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    Test of endurance!
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    Okay, nobody has any other ideas.
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    "Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
    "Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
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    That's enough for us to do
    during the day, but...
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    "Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
    "Watermelon-Splitting"
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    Yes. We'll need something to do at night.
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    At night!
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    --Okay, that was a bad way to put it.
    --Oooh... at night!
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    Something we could all do at night!
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    Something we could all do at night!
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    Okay, what's a not bad way to put it?
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    Lia, it's time to go home.
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    Yeah, it's quittin' time.
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    Nobody says "quittin' time" anymore.
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    You really need to shut up.
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    Anybody have any good ideas?
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    And then shockingly, Kazuma raised his hand!
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    Quiet, you.
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    How about a test of courage?
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    Test of courage?
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    Yeah. It's the perfect thing to do at night.
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    No, no, no. Kazuma!
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    Take a look at your classmates!
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    It's a test of courage just to be
    in the same room with them!
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    Well, that's true.
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    In a normal test of courage,
    the girl goes, "Kyah! I'm so scared!"
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    "Don't worry, I'm here for you!"
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    "Aww, you're the greatest! Kyah!"
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    And then they jump you and you can
    feel their boobs... Their boobs!
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    Have you gone crazy?
    Or are you just an idiot!
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    You're as brutal as Ram!
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    Barusu is an idiot. And he's crazy.
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    And thanks for showing her how it's done!
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    Let's do it!
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    A test of courage!
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    I want to do it with Lord Ains!
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    Is everyone else okay with that?
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    Test of courage it is, then!
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    We'll ask Mr. Roswaal to help
    with the preparations.
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    That's it for home room today.
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    Hey, let's go shopping!
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    I have to go to the intercom room.
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    "Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
    "Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
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    I've got to go to the gym, too...
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    Oh, Kazuma!
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    --No.
    --You could at least think about it!
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    That went great, Emilia.
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    Thanks.
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    By the way, Subaru.
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    What is a "test of courage"?
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    "Bargains" "Department Store"
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    I guess we need swimsuits, too.
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    I've never worn something like this...
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    I think it's fine, as long as
    it's not too revealing.
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    The men all say that I don't
    seem like a woman...
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    They just have no taste.
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    Thank you, Major.
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    Well, the battlefield is a deadly place.
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    It would be bad if they were
    all lusting after her.
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    What wonderful costumes!
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    How about this one?
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    Don't you think this would bring out
    Lord Ains' manly charm?
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    Yes, it's wonderful.
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    But what about this?
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    It lets you see all of his pelvic bone!
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    --N-No! My nose won't stop bleeding!
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    --Oh, no! Oh, no!
    --N-No! My nose won't stop bleeding!
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    I guess some people prefer them
    as revealing as possible.
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    Who cares what swimsuit you wear?
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    Shut up!
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    This is the kind of event where you
    need to show off and look your best!
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    It's not like you have anything
    to show off, anyway!
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    That's so funny!
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    You little...
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    Oh?
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    It's the rude idiot girl.
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    It's the undead thing's friends.
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    Come on, Aqua.
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    You need to start getting along
    with the rest of the class.
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    Remember what Emilia said?
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    "I want us all to be better friends!"
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    "Better friends"... "better friends"...
    "better friends"...
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    Sorry about that, girls.
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    I know you all don't really get along,
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    but I hope you can be friends with her.
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    Yes. Lord Ains himself
    said something similar.
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    It's our duty to obey him.
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    Very well.
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    See? You're the only one
    acting like a kid here.
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    I know that! I know!
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    I don't want to be friends
    with a succubus and a vampire,
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    but I won't attack them.
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    That's right.
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    Just because they're
    a succubus and a vampire...
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    Succubus!
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    Um... Albedo?
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    What is it?
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    Are you a succubus, Albedo?
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    Is that a problem?
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    So, um, do you... do that dream thing?
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    And, um...
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    That's the normal reaction, isn't it?
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    What is?
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    Just look at his face!
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    It's very unattractive.
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    Kazuma, was it?
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    Let me tell you something.
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    Whisper, whisper. Whisper, whisper.
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    You may not believe it, but it's the truth!
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    Well, that's amazing in its own right!
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    Right?
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    It's really rare, isn't it?
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    Shalltear, what are you talking about?
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    We're discussing what a pure,
    innocent maiden you are.
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    Shalltear!
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    But it's hilarious!
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    --A succubus, whose job it is to
    seduce men, is actually a vir--
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    --But Lord Ains... Lord Ains...
    --A succubus, whose job it is to
    seduce men, is actually a vir--
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    --But Lord Ains... Lord Ains...
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    Who cares?
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    There's no reason to laugh
    at someone because they're
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    saving themselves for the one they love.
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    Aqua?
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    And who cares what race you are?
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    There's no reason to be ashamed.
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    Be proud of yourself.
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    Once in a while, you say something
    that really makes sense.
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    I am a goddess, you know.
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    Anyway, what I'm saying is that you
    shouldn't judge people over that stuff.
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    There's nothing in this world that
    you can't do and be proud of.
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    Oh, there is one thing.
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    Putting pads in your bra.
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    Just because you're flat,
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    you shouldn't try to lie to people
    by putting pads in your bra.
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    There's a junior goddess named
    Eris I know, and she does that.
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    Her job is to listen to lies and confessions,
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    so why is she lying about her breasts?
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    You're right! You shouldn't use pads!
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    Yes. It's the one thing
    you should be ashamed of.
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    You heard the lady, Shalltear.
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    Aqua, was that your name?
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    Yup.
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    You're dead.
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    Calm down, Shalltear.
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    You need to do what Lord Ains says...
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    --I think you hurt her without realizing it.
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    --Using pads is wrong...
    Using pads is wrong, she says!
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    --Using pads is wrong...
    Using pads is wrong, she says!
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    What are they going on about this time?
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    Major! What about this?
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    I think it's really cute!
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    Boys and girls at the beach...
    Something is going to happen, for sure.
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    Just ring me up already.
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