E9 - Enjoy! Field Trip

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    Hello, everyone,
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    how are you all doing?
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    We're stuck in some weird world
    where we're forced to go to school...
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    And it's awesome!
[01:43] ---
    "Episode 9: Enjoy! Field Trip"
[01:45] ---
    Hey, guys...
[01:47] ---
    Yes, sir?
[01:48] ---
    I think we may be in Valhalla.
[01:51] ---
    Agreed.
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    Did you ever see such
    beautiful girls in the Empire?
[01:57] ---
    Nope. Never.
[02:00] ---
    This must be our reward, for the suffering
    we constantly endure on the battlefield.
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    Men, let's have some fun!
[02:07] ---
    Give me 1000 push-ups.
[02:10] ---
    Why is this happening to us?
[02:12] ---
    That's right!
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    As a member of the gym committee,
    you must provide an example for the others.
[02:21] ---
    Is this all?
[02:22] ---
    This doesn't even count as exercise!
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    Impressive, girl.
[02:27] ---
    "Impressive" is right.
[02:30] ---
    Yes. She's doing her push-ups so fast.
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    No, Captain.
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    Look at that!
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    Yes, they are impressive!
[02:42] ---
    They're beyond impressive,
    they're incredible!
[02:46] ---
    I can feel them staring at me...
[02:47] ---
    Yes, like they're
    molesting me with their eyes...
[02:50] ---
    Those men are staring at me
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    and imagining all the horrible things
    they want to do to me...
[02:54] ---
    Those are the eyes of wolves!
[02:56] ---
    What will happen to me now?
[02:58] ---
    My arms will be too tired
    to resist them, and I'll...
[03:02] ---
    What will happen to me?
[03:04] ---
    What should I be doing here?
[03:09] ---
    Scumbags.
[03:10] ---
    They are scumbags.
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    Hey, sis.
[03:13] ---
    Working hard?
[03:15] ---
    I've never seen anybody look so unhappy
    when getting ready for a BBQ.
[03:20] ---
    That's not true.
[03:22] ---
    I'm not infuriated that my workload
    increased due to this BBQ.
[03:27] ---
    You are so infuriated!
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    What about you, Barusu? Are you working?
[03:31] ---
    There aren't any animals to
    take care of on our field trip.
[03:35] ---
    So I'm helping people out.
[03:39] ---
    So essentially, you're a flunky.
[03:40] ---
    As always, wherever you are, you're useless.
[03:44] ---
    I thought you'd say that.
[03:46] ---
    Um...
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    Your name is Subaru, right?
[03:50] ---
    Yes. His name is Barusu.
[03:53] ---
    Natsuki Subaru...
[03:55] ---
    Correct. Barusu.
[03:57] ---
    Sis, she's really confused. Cut it out.
[04:03] ---
    My eyes! My eyes!
[04:06] ---
    "Tanya"
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    You kept staring at the girls' swimsuits.
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    Your job is to enforce
    discipline, not disrupt it.
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    But you didn't have to...
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    My skill, "stealth," allows me to...
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    ...peep!
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    What could be better?
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    What are you doing?
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    Flash!
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    My eyes! My eyes!
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    "Tanya"
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    Did you have to scorch my eyeballs
    for looking at some swimsuits?
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    --Thank you for your cooperation, Demiurge.
[04:36] ---
    --They're not listening to me!
    --Thank you for your cooperation, Demiurge.
[04:38] ---
    Not at all. Your swift call
    was what saved the day.
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    "Tanya"
[04:41] ---
    Nonsense.
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    Ains is really lucky to have
    a subordinate like you.
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    --These two make a crazy pair.
    --No, you're quite impressive yourself...
[04:48] ---
    --No, you're quite impressive yourself...
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    "Medical Care Area"
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    Nobody's coming.
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    Indeed.
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    Is something wrong?
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    "Medical Care Area"
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    Nothing!
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    This is delicious!
[05:06] ---
    Of course it is.
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    Wow! She really hit it!
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    And soooo...
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    It's time for the test of couraaage.
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    Draw names from the box
    to see who goes with whoooo.
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    How? How?
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    Okay, group one goes first.
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    Okay, let's go ladies.
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    Hey, don't try to boss
    everyone around. That's my job.
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    I've lived far longer than you have, human.
[05:39] ---
    This is rough...
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    I...
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    Mare's an angel, at least.
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    I'm a boy!
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    Get moving.
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    You were barely scared at all.
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    Of course.
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    As soon as Lord Ains and I were
    assigned to different teams,
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    this whole exercise lost its point.
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    For you, yes.
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    Um, our old world was scarier than this...
[06:17] ---
    Well, it wasn't our world,
    so much as the Major, that was scary...
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    Captain! You said it, not me...
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    You sure? I think you did...
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    I did not!
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    Got a cold?
[06:32] ---
    No.
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    Maybe somebody's talking about you.
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    Hey, you guys.
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    Again?
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    I would appreciate it if you would stop
    trying to start fights with me.
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    That's not it.
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    You're all from Earth, right?
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    How did you know?
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    I can tell. Kazuma was from Earth, too.
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    I'm the one who sent him to his world.
[06:58] ---
    Can you say that again?
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    You see, I'm a deity, and I
    summoned Kazuma to his world.
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    The one we were in before this.
    To defeat the Demon King, you see.
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    A deity?
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    That's right. I'm a goddess.
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    Seriously?
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    So it's you...
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    You're Being X!
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    Subaru?!
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    Tanya, wait! Wait!
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    --Don't try and stop me, Ains.
    --Huh? What?
[07:41] ---
    What's going on here?
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    You're scaring me!
[07:43] ---
    Scaring you?
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    You of all people, Being X,
    are scared? That's pathetic!
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    What is a "Being X"?
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    Shut up!
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    You fraud who calls yourself a god!
[07:53] ---
    Wait, wait, wait!
[07:55] ---
    I don't know what's going on here, but stop!
[07:57] ---
    What's your problem?
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    If you want to get in my way...
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    Tanya, I don't know
    what happened in your world,
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    but I don't think it's
    her you're pissed off at!
[08:07] ---
    He's right.
[08:09] ---
    Being X, the god, or self-proclaimed god,
    that sent you to your world...
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    Does it really seem possible
    that he's the same being as her?
[08:23] ---
    Good point.
[08:24] ---
    They're nothing alike.
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    Right?
[08:30] ---
    That's right.
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    There's people from
    many different worlds here.
[08:35] ---
    Aqua, I'm sorry.
[08:37] ---
    It's okay...
[08:39] ---
    It seems I'm a little too sensitive
    around self-proclaimed gods.
[08:43] ---
    But I've been saying I'm a goddess
    ever since I got here!
[08:51] ---
    Yes, she had been saying that.
[08:56] ---
    She seemed so unlike a goddess
    that it didn't really sink in, probably.
[09:01] ---
    You may be right.
[09:02] ---
    That's really mean!
[09:04] ---
    If I'm losing my cool around a loser
    self-proclaimed "goddess" like this...
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    --...it means I have a lot of things to work on.
    --That's super mean!
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    Lord Ains!
[09:13] ---
    Lord Ains!
[09:14] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[09:16] ---
    We felt a powerful magical explosion
    like an earthquaaaake.
[09:20] ---
    What haaaappened?
[09:23] ---
    Well, you see.
[09:24] ---
    I lost my cool.
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    Thanks to Ains and Subaru,
    I was able to regain control of myself.
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    I apologize for the trouble.
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    Well, as long as everyone's safe...
[09:39] ---
    But the force of your magic
    knocked several people out coooold.
[09:47] ---
    You all lack mental discipline!
[09:50] ---
    No, I think it's because
    they know how you usually are.
[09:55] ---
    Like you triggered their PTSD.
[09:56] ---
    Oh, you may be right.
[09:58] ---
    But that's still not okay!
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    Brutal!
[10:01] ---
    I really am goddess!
[10:03] ---
    But nobody believes me...
[10:05] ---
    And when I thought somebody
    finally believed me, they got mad!
[10:08] ---
    That's right. You're just a crazy archpriest
    who calls herself a goddess.
[10:12] ---
    --Hey!
    --He's brutal, too!
[10:14] ---
    --Oh, I said that wrong.
    You're the goddess of party tricks!
[10:15] ---
    --Oh, I said that wrong.
    You're the goddess of party tricks!
    --On Yggdrasil, that power would be stronger than 8th level...
[10:17] ---
    --Hey!
    --On Yggdrasil, that power would be
    stronger than 8th level...
[10:18] ---
    --On Yggdrasil, that power would be
    stronger than 8th level...
[10:21] ---
    That man took it in the face
    and remained standing...
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    You know I'm a real goddess!
[10:27] ---
    --Shut up, crappy goddess.
    --What kind of mental stress
    is he used to living under?
[10:29] ---
    --What kind of mental stress
    is he used to living under?
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