E10 - Join In! Rivals

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    Fieeeld day is comiiiing!
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    Mr. Ros-chi, we just had a field trip.
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    And now it's time for field day?
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    This schedule is weird.
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    Huh? You think?
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    This whole world's weird. What do you want?
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    Sure, but...
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    Now, now... Work together and win!
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    Do we get something if we win?
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    Well...
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    Maybe you'll get to go home...
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    Maaaaybe!
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    How are we supposed to win, anyway?
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    We're the only ones here.
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    There's no other class to--
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    There is.
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    There's a class right next door.
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    "Episode 10: Join In! Rivals"
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    Reinhard?
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    You there, the boy with
    the nasty-looking glare!
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    "Absent Today: Tweet Nika Teyanen"
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    While I certainly enjoy
    watching your astonishment,
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    I'd appreciate if you
    didn't interrupt my class.
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    Who the hell is that?
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    Okay, back to class everyboooody!
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    There didn't use to be
    a classroom here, right?
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    Did you ever see it?
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    No, it didn't even exist until today...
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    You'll just have to accept that
    that's how this world works...
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    The class next door, Class 1, seemed to
    have a few students I recognized.
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    My combat maids, the Pleiades,
    were there, too.
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    "Combat maids"? That's a little much, right?
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    I don't want to hear it from a guy
    with demon maids hanging off him.
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    So Class 1 contains additional
    residents from our worlds, then.
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    We should assume that the situation
    here in this world is in a state of flux.
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    Yes.
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    And winning in the upcoming field day
    has become an absolute necessity for us.
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    Correct. Mr. Roswaal says that if we win,
    we can go back to our old worlds.
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    That... means beating Class 1, right?
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    Ains, what's our strength compared to them?
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    I can say for sure that the Pleiades,
    at least, will be easily defeated.
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    What about you, Subaru?
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    Um, that guy you just saw, Reinhard.
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    The dandy-looking one?
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    He's probably the strongest
    person in my world.
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    In my world, there's this kind of overpowered
    ability called "divine protection."
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    And he's got all kinds of the stuff.
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    Divine protection?
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    They seem different than the skills
    and martial arts that exist in our world.
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    What kinds of divine protection does he have?
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    Get this...
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    He automatically dodges
    any attack he's never seen before.
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    He automatically dodges first attacks.
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    He also automatically dodges
    the rest of your attacks.
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    Also, there's a rumor that if he dies,
    he automatically comes back to life.
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    Auto-dodge for long range attacks.
    100% accuracy for all ranged attacks.
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    --Immunity to shaman spells,
    buffs, and debuffs.
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    --Wait, wait.
    --Immunity to shaman spells, buffs, and debuffs.
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    --Wait, wait.
    --Any elemental attacks also...
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    He auto-dodges first attacks.
    He auto-dodges attacks he's never seen.
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    He auto-dodges all the other attacks...
    He comes back to life...
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    How do you beat him?
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    Hell if I know.
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    And he's got a "Riding" divine protection?
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    "Field Day Program"
    "Event Name"
SIGN    "Entrance"
    "Opening Ceremony"
    "Stretches"
     "Rope Jumping"
     "Bread-Eating"
     "Scavenger Hunt"
    "Ball Rolling"
    "Tug-Of-War"
    "Ball Toss"
SIGN    "Lunch Break"
    "Cheering Contest"
    "100m Race"
     "Centipede Relay"
     "Cavalry Battle"
     "Closing Ceremony"
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    Does that mean there's no way
    we can win the last round?
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    Chris!
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    What are you doing here?
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    Heck if I know...
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    Oh, Darkness!
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    Chris! What's going on here?
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    Well, I don't really know why,
    but I was suddenly summoned here.
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    What about you guys?
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    We just kind of woke up here.
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    Oh, right.
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    I have to tell you this.
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    You won't revive if you die in this world.
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    So be careful.
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    Seriously?
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    Seriously.
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    Wait, that's really bad!
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    Why isn't Eris doing something about this?
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    W-Well, Eris probably can't
    do anything about it...
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    You sure want to defend her, huh?
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    --You know that girl actually...
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    --I have a bad feeling and really
    don't want to hear more.
    --You know that girl actually...
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    --I have a bad feeling and really
    don't want to hear more.
    --Hey, Aqua!
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    I'm a member of the Eris Faith, so don't
    insult my goddess in front of me...
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    Come on, Darkness!
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    There are no good goddesses with fake tits!
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    Are you all right?
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    Someone must be talking about
    how Shalltear's breasts are fake.
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    Did you say something?
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    --Oww! Owwww!
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    --A-Anyway, we're rivals, but in this world,
    you can't come back to life.
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    So just make sure you don't die, everyone!
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    Something wrong?
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    Nothing...
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    W-What happens to my "Return by Death"?
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    In my old world, when I died,
    I went back to my save point...
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    But if that doesn't work in this world,
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    if I die it's over.
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    No, I never really wanted to die
    in the old world either.
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    But should I not say
    those words here in this world?
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    I'll try it out.
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    Can you cover your ears?
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    I die and--
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    I came back!
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    So the penalty's still around...
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    I'm sorry, Lord Ains!
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    What are you doing here?!
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    I'm sorry, Lord Ains.
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    They just got excited and started running...
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    Why...?
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    I think it's my fault.
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    I have an ability that attracts mabeasts.
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    But I didn't think it worked on undead, too.
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    Some kind of curse?
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    Yeah.
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    So we've both got problems with curses, huh?
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    Both of us?
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    I'm curious about that, but first...
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    ...I'd really appreciate it
    if you could make him stop!
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    "I am a Bad Hamster"
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    So as you can see, it seems that
    if we want to go back to our worlds,
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    we need to win at field day.
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    I vote no.
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    I'm pretty happy here.
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    So we don't need to win.
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    Nobody but you could say that when
    everybody else wants to go home, Kazuma.
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    Hey, Kazuma!
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    You need to go back and
    defeat the Demon King!
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    There's no way I can defeat the Demon King,
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    and it's nice and safe here in this world!
    So I don't want to work hard--
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    Impossible.
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    With Lord Ains present,
    defeat cannot be allowed.
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    Good point... I guess.
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    Correct.
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    No one starts a war intending to lose.
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    If we're going to do this,
    we should give it our full effort.
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    Don't you all agree?
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    Subaru, let's all do our best, too!
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    Maybe I'll do my best, too,
    for brother's sake, I suppose.
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    Do your best so I don't have to, Barusu.
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    One of us said she wouldn't
    do her best, but we'll join in!
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    Aww, fine.
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    I'll work together with
    all of you to win the day!
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    Did you really think I'd say that?!
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    Not a chance in hell!
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    I'm too lazy!
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    I'm not going to try at all!
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    Kazuma! That makes you a real scumbag, then!
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    Then I'm fine with being a scumbag.
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    Shut up.
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    I understand your point of view.
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    If you're not willing to do your best
    of your own initiative, fine.
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    Don't worry about a thing.
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    The 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion will
    put you through our special training course,
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    and make you into a real soldier!
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    What?
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    Captain Weiss!
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    Yes, Major!
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    What are those shovels for?
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    Take this! And this! And this!
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    Come on, cry! Scream!
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    Your sobbing is entertaining the others!
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    Did I do it right?
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    Great job! Thanks!
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    Oh? Oh?
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    Looks like you've still
    got a lot of energy left.
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    I thought you were lazy!
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    He's starting to slow down.
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    Should we hit him with a big one?
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    Okay, I'll give him something special.
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    Here!
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    I can't help myself!
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    --Don't do it, Megumin!
    --Explosion!
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    Doesn't that look fun, sis?
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    It sure does.
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    I'm more scared of her than anybody...
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    Yeah, probably smart.
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    She's causing quite a hootin'
    and a hollerin', huh?
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    Nobody says "hootin' and
    a hollerin'" anymore.
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    Stop talking and make her stop!
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