E6 - Decision! Class Rep

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    I'm very happy to see you've all
    adapted well to life at school.
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    We've all learned each other's naaaames.
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    So I think it's time...
    to decide our class reeeep!
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    "Episode 6: Decision! Class Rep"
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    Let's start by deciding
    our class rep and vice rep.
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    Sir!
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    What is it, Albeeeedo?
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    Lord Ains is the perfect person
    to be our class rep!
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    No! No! No! No!
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    I refuse to allow an undead to be class rep!
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    So are you volunteering?
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    That's right!
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    I have to, don't I?
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    I was born to provide guidance to others.
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    What's the ugly girl going on about?
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    The idea that a crazy, ugly girl like you
    could be class rep is ridiculous, isn't it?
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    She called me ugly!
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    She called me ugly twice!
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    Kazuma!
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    Yes, I'm Kazuma.
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    That succubus is being a meanie!
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    No, Aqua.
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    What she said hardly counts as insulting.
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    If you really want to
    make someone feel shame...
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    Darkness, we get it, so shut up!
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    So, Ains and Aqua have
    volunteered for class rep.
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    Anybody else?
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    Trying to be class rep in a class
    filled with these freaks
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    is probably about as safe as
    being on the front lines.
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    No way in hell am I volunteering.
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    I-I volunteer, too.
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    I want this class to be a place
    where everybody can be friends...
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    Then I'll make you class rep!
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    Mr. Ros-chi! How do we decide?
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    An election?
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    We draw names.
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    We draw names again.
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    We draw names again.
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    "Class Rep: Emilia"
    "Vice Rep: Ains"
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    I am Emilia, your new class rep.
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    I promise I'll do my best!
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    You have a very self-satisfied look on
    your face, but you did nothing, Barusu.
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    I refuse to accept this! You cheated!
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    How is a kid like that the class rep
    when Lord Ains is vice rep?
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    I don't know what to tell you.
    It was a fair drawing.
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    And the ugly girl is vice rep, too...
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    You said it again!
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    I'm not even interested
    in bone-boy over there!
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    I don't want to be vice rep!
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    That leaves us with an
    open slot for vice rep.
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    Then I'll do it!
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    Hold it! I want to be with Lord Ains, too.
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    Me, too!
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    Calm down!
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    Hey, Neumann.
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    --Hmm?
    --Control yourselves!
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    Even the skeleton gets a harem.
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    Yeah.
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    As a man, it just makes you sad.
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    Yeah.
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    I'm seriously jealous.
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    An imperial soldier shouldn't
    make his desires so obvious.
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    So you're saying you're not jealous?
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    "I'm not jealous."
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    ...would be a lie.
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    --Right?
    --Yeah.
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    Why are the men in our
    battalion always like that?
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    Well, strong desires like that can
    actually help on the battlefield.
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    Really?
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    Really.
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    Really?
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    Perhaps in every world,
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    little girls talk about things
    they don't actually understand.
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    --I know what you're thinking without you
    even opening your mouth, I suppose.
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    Excuse me! Excuse me!
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    Excuse me! Excuse me!
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    You guys are never going to stop,
    so I'm just going to draw names.
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    Y-Yes, let's do that.
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    Understood, everyone?
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    Yes!
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    Wow, that was fast.
SIGN    "Class Rep: Emilia" "Vice Rep: Ains, Albedo" "Animal Care: Subaru, Aura, Aqua" "Disciplinary: Tanya, Demiurge, Kazuma" "Lunch: Ram, Visha"
SIGN    "Library: Beatrice, Mare" "Gym: Cocytus, Darkness, Weiss, Koenig, Neumann" "Nurse: Rem, Shalltear" "Intercom: Megumin"
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    Hell yes!
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    These will be your teams for a while.
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    Huh? Really?
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    We've never actually talked to
    most of the people on our team.
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    The first time you meet a friend,
    you've never talked to them before.
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    Oh, well.
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    But you could say this is an opportunity.
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    Opportunity?
SIGN    "Class Rep: Emilia" "Vice Rep: Ains, Albedo" "Animal Care: Subaru, Aura, Aqua" "Disciplinary: Tanya, Demiurge, Kazuma" "Lunch: Ram, Visha"
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    Look at this list.
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    The guardians have been evenly divided.
SIGN    "Library: Beatrice, Mare" "Gym: Cocytus, Darkness, Weiss, Koenig, Neumann" "Nurse: Rem, Shalltear" "Intercom: Megumin, Grantz"
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    What of it?
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    Lord Ains has instructed
    us to, for the moment,
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    strictly follow the rules of our school life.
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    But we must consider what
    "for the moment" means.
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    With Ains' order to conquer
    the world still in effect,
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    it would be a serious mistake
    to take any action
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    in an environment with this much uncertainty.
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    Thus, Lord Ains wants us to
    gather information on each faction,
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    and find out how to manipulate them.
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    --Why am I on animal care?
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    --In a sense, this is a chance to show
    to Lord Ains the degree to which
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    --I refuse to do it! I refuse! I refuse!
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    --I've got it worse. I'm on intercom duty.
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    --we're fulfilling our duties
    in service to a great lord.
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    --That's perfect for you.
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    --Huh? What? H-How?
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    --So Ains is telling us to all do our best
    on our respective committees.
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    --I'm on the gym committee!
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    --That's even better.
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    Correct.
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    Understood!
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    I shall be the greatest nurse
    the world has ever seen!
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    Beatrice!
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    Whatever is wrooong?
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    We need to talk, Roswaal.
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    "Mr." Roswaal.
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    The idea that those drawings
    were fair is ridiculous, I suppose.
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    Whatever do you meaaan?
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    I want to know what you're planning.
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    Planning? I wouldn't waste
    my time planning anythiiiing.
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    What does that mean?
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    In the end, we all have to
    act out the parts given to us.
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    --Both you, and me, and everyone elllse.
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    --Hey, wait! Roswaal!
    --Both you, and me, and everyone elllse.
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    Mom, Dad.
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    It's me, Kazuma!
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    I thought I was dead, and then I ended up
    with this useless goddess in a crazy,
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    weird world filled with crazy weirdos.
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    But now somehow I've found myself
    in a completely different world,
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    where I'm a student.
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    I always refused to go to school,
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    so I'm sure you'd be surprised
    to see where I am now.
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    But let me say one thing...
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    Nobody here is a student!
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    This place is messed up!
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    What's your problem... Satou Kazuma, was it?
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    One of my classmates is a little girl!
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    One of my classmates is a devil!
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    So, when are you getting off the floor?
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    For some reason, I can't move.
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    So my control spell doesn't work?
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    Kneel.
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    --Poke, poke. Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
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    --The power balance in this world
    seems rather complicated.
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    You may stand.
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    What was that?
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    Are you all right?
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    If you're not feeling well,
    you should lie down.
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    --I think I will...
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    --I think I will...
    --We'll never get done at this rate.
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    --We'll never get done at this rate.
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    Stand.
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    What did you say?
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    I said stand!
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    This human is using something
    like a control spell?
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    There will be no joke-filled
    slice-of-life worlds
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    as long as I'm on the disciplinary committee.
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    "Rules Rules Rules Rules"
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    Rules! Rules first, then freedom.
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    That's how it's going to be!
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    I agree!
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    We'll have to come up with a list of rules.
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    Yeah. The more of them, the better.
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    By the way...
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    I think you and I are going to get along.
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    Just what I'd expect from
    one of Ains' friends.
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    And I can see why Lord Ains
    thinks so highly of you!
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    --My name is Tanya von Degurechaff.
    Call me Tanya!
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    --Mom... Dad...
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    --I think I'm going to stop
    coming to school again!
[09:08] ---
    --I think I'm going to stop
    coming to school again!
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    I will be the head of the gym committee.
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    You do seem to be the strongest here.
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    Yup.
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    So, what are we doing?
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    Strapping ropes to our bodies and
    hanging ourselves from the rafters?
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    Or maybe we can all throw ourselves
    into the mouths of giant toads...
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    Girl...
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    What is it, you clearly-extremely-dangerous
    gym committee leader?
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    What kind of name is that?
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    What are those four arms for?
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    They exist to pin down
    my arms and legs, right?
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    And then you'll say to me...
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    "Now you're totally helpless.
    Cry all you want, it won't help you."
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    But I will stand strong!
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    And then you'll breathe
    your frosty breath on me!
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    Especially on the soft parts of my body!
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    The soft, sensitive parts of my body!
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    What's she talking about?
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    What's going on here?
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    Not a clue.
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    Darkness, you're scaring Cocytus...
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    You! You're a human, and yet you're
    going to side with that monster
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    and have your way with me with those
    strong arms and strong eyebrows!
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    Where did that come from?
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    Did she just say you have "strong eyebrows"?
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    She did.
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    Take me!
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    "(Meat) Tough Guy"
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    So the wheels of reincarnation
    have begun to spin...
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