E12 - Band Together! Quartet

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    What the hell is that?
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    That's the mobile fortress, Destroyer!
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    It's an ancient superweapon from our world,
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    which is so powerful that even
    the Demon King ran from it!
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    Even the Demon King?
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    Wait, it's not part of the game.
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    Can't we just ignore it?
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    Looks like the answer is no.
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    Look at that.
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    Are you serious?
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    We are serious!
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    Now, students...
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    It's time for round 2!
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    "Episode 12: Band Together! Quartet"
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    Hurry, or there'll be nowhere to run!
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    Father! Oh, my wonderful father!
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    I, Pandora's Actor, will live up to
    your expectations for me!
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    How annoying this must be for you!
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    Your frustration is delicious! Delicious!
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    Watch out!
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    I'll protect you!
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    This is hopeless. Let's give up.
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    Do you think something
    good'll happen if we give up?
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    No, you're right.
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    But I may be able to grab
    his headband with "Steal"!
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    "Steal"?
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    It'll be faster to show than explain!
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    Steal!
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    Okay, I'll "Steal" from these guys!
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    What are you doing?
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    Why? It's never failed like this before.
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    Listen, are you really...
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    No, listen! My luck is
    my one good stat! I mean it!
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    Kazuma!
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    This world alters your stats!
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    The rules from your old
    world don't apply here.
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    But I can steal your panties!
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    Did you have to say that now?
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    Well, it's clearly the last boss.
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    One-shot magic doesn't work on the last boss.
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    You guys had better get moving!
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    Subaru.
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    I have a suggestion.
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    We should decide who's going to fight who.
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    That's a good idea.
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    So, what's the plan?
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    We'll handle the teachers.
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    You take the big one...
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    Wait!
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    That thing is clearly the
    more powerful of the two!
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    Shouldn't you guys be the ones to handle it?
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    Sorry. My "let someone else take
    the spotlight" Divine Protection activated...
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    No way! That one is not real!
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    It's hard to tell if that's
    even a Divine Protection.
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    Stop whining!
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    You're a man, right? So do it!
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    Live strong!
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    You heard her, guys!
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    Take care of it!
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    Skill: Bind!
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    Oh?
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    But an attack like this
    won't even slow us down!
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    That's good enough!
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    You fight us, teachers!
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    Good luck, Subaru!
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    Hey!
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    Now, what do we do with this thing?
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    If only it had a weak point...
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    --It doesn't.
    --That was fast.
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    It doesn't.
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    Would it kill you to
    think about it for a second?
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    It doesn't. Give up.
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    Hey, Ains.
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    Can a "Lord of Death" summon
    a bunch of undead and stuff?
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    Yes, I can.
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    Okay, then I'll...
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    Watch out!
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    Jewel Protective Core!
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    It won't hold!
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    Tanya, who do you think you're talking to?
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    I am the lord of the Great Tomb
    of Nazarick, the Sorcerer-King,
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    and vice-representative of this class!
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    Body of Effulgent Beryl!
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    Astonishing.
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    Why are you standing with us, Mr. Rerugen?
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    Well done, Ains!
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    Now...
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    Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
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    --Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
    --The rest...
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    ...I leave to you three!
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    Now, I need to maintain this world, don't I?
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    Undeath Army!
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    All of you! Keep this world safe!
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    I don't know how how I feel about
    having undead protect the world.
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    Everybody's so nice.
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    I still refuse to accept that, though.
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    Wait, aren't there are
    a few too many around me?
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    There was a reason you asked me, right?
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    The rest is in your hands, Subaru.
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    So what's the plan now?
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    A decapitation strike.
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    I'll fly directly above him
    and grab his headband.
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    But if we get hit with a
    beam first, we're dead!
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    Oh, fine.
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    I'll distract him.
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    Are you serious?
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    Yeah.
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    Kazuma, use your skill, "Stealth,"
    to get Tanya close to him.
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    Subaru, you don't come back to life here!
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    Yeah, that's right. I know.
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    But that's normal, isn't it?
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    And in my case, I'm actually
    used to it being worse than that.
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    Not that anybody knows.
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    It's targeting us!
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    And that's why.
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    That's why what?
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    That's why, when in a fight
    where I'm risking my life,
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    I won't lose to anybody!
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    Bench press 80 kilograms!
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    Subaru!
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    I'm fine! Just go!
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    Subaru!
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    Don't worry, Emilia.
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    He'll be fine.
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    Subaru will be just fine.
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    Anybody who can hear me, cover your ears!
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    Wait, nobody can hear me!
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    I die and come back to--
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    I'm back!
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    And there's the undead!
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    What the hell?
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    Subaru!
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    Snipe. Snipe. Snipe.
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    You're amazing.
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    Snipe.
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    You think?
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    Snipe.
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    Then why not...
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    Snipe.
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    ...be a little...
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    Snipe.
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    ...nicer to...
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    Snipe.
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    ...me?!
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    Yeah, got it.
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    And this is my last...
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    Snipe!
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    Okay, that's all I can do for you.
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    Yeah. Thanks for getting me here.
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    By the way...
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    What?
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    My luck is my one good stat.
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    Then you're the opposite of me.
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    So I know it'll go fine!
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    Okay, here I go!
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    Yeah, good lu--
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    Aaah!
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    Damn it! Why is this happening to me?
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    I want to go home and take a bath!
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    Steal!
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    I told you... I'm lucky!
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    Yeah, you were telling the truth.
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    If you were an Imperial,
    I'd conscript you on the spot.
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    Now, it's time to put an end to this farce.
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    Lord, in you and only you there is truth.
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    I pray that you open for me a path!
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    "Class 2"
    "100 Million Points"
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    One hundred million points!
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    But... we didn't get to go home at all!
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    I just said "maybe" you could go home.
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    Well, either's fine with me.
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    It's not fine! We need to go home
    and defeat the Demon King!
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    No matter what world we're in,
    I'll never change!
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    I don't mind this world so much either.
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    Et tu, you two?!
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    But...
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    You don't mind it that much, do you?
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    I guess not.
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    I need to ensure that this peace
    doesn't dull my edge.
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    Major?
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    I'm sure this is all part
    of his plan, anyway!
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    Is he trying to make me die of shock?
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    Major?
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    It just doesn't seem right, huh, Beako?
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    I saw it coming.
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    Just the result I expected, I suppose.
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    But...
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    Huh?
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    I'm really having fun right now!
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    Yes. Every day here is so much fun.
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    Yes. It's not bad.
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    Yes. It's not bad at all.
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    Ever since we came here,
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    the Floor Guardians
    are becoming more and more independent.
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    When you think of it that way...
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    Maybe this no-good world
    isn't so bad after all.
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    Oh, right.
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    I forgot something important.
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    Transfer students are joining the class!
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    Come in!
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    "Season 2 Coming Soon"