E4 - Encounter! Classmates

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    "Park"
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    Um... this little girl is just glaring at me.
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    But I'm the lord of death! The master
    of the Great Tomb of Nazarick!
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    I won't let her intimidate me!
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    So, what is it you wanted to...
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    ...discuss?
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    Are you...
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    ...Being X?
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    "Episode 4: Encounter! Classmates"
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    Being... X?
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    Just come out and admit it.
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    The overwhelming aura that surrounds you,
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    your imposing presence...
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    You can only be that self-proclaimed
    god known as "Being X"?
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    Wait. What are you talking about?
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    So it wasn't enough to toss me into
    some hell world? What's this about?
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    Why are you making me go back to school
    as a little girl? Is this some kind of prank?
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    Wait, wait.
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    What?
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    Are you perhaps originally
    from Earth... No, Japan?
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    Now, someone tell me
    what the author was actually thinking
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    --when he wrote the
    second underlined passage?
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    --A-Albedo, you're leaking something...
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    Calm yourself.
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    There's no way Lord Ains would
    find himself attracted to that little girl.
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    But... But... But...
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    Lord Ains is the most attractive man
    in the world, no, the galaxy!
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    It's possible that anyone in the world
    could fall in love with him!
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    I know!
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    I know how you feel!
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    How did you two get so close?
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    I fail to understand as well.
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    --Once you fall in love, you'll know.
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    --I would like to continue class...
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    Oh, so you're in the same situation as I am?
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    That's right.
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    Though I was transported,
    and you seem to be reincarnated.
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    Well, you can't expect me to realize
    that somebody who looks like you
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    was actually a human.
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    Sure, and who could expect a little girl
    was actually a former salaryman?
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    That's right...
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    Salaryman.
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    There's a word
    I haven't heard in a while.
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    You should've said you were
    from another world sooner.
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    No. Not a chance.
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    Nobody would believe me.
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    You're right there.
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    Lord Ains!
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    Have fun!
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    Sorry! I'm going, too!
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    Tomorrow, after morning classes,
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    we'll be having that talent show.
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    It hasn't been decided
    yet who'll be performing,
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    so everyone, make sure you're ready.
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    Sir,
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    why are we having a talent show?
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    Because Mr. Roswaal said,
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    "Wouldn't it be fuuuun?"
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    That settles it, then.
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    It does?
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    Yes. What the teacher says, goes.
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    It's settled.
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    It's settled?
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    It is settled.
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    I see.
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    Huh? What did he learn from that?
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    So you like coffee?
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    --Yeah. Back in Japan I'd...
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    --Major! Major!
    --Yeah. Back in Japan I'd...
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    --Major! Major!
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    Um...
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    What is it?
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    School is over for the day,
    so I came to get you.
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    The croquettes at the butcher
    on the corner are about to go on sale!
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    I don't know who brought us
    to this world, but...
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    There is one thing.
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    One thing?
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    The food here's great.
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    Bye, Ains Ooal Gown.
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    Let's chat again.
[05:30] ---
    Yeah. Let's.
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    You can get along with anybody, huh?
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    What does that mean?
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    It's just really impressive, is all!
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    The food here's great, huh?
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    Well, I can't eat, though!
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    Good morning, instructor!
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    I mean, teacher!
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    Good morning, teacher.
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    Oh, good morning...
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    Major Tanya von Degurechaff, smiling?
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    That demon who wears
    the skin of a girl, smiling?
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    What's going on?
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    Good morning, teacher.
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    Good morning, Ains.
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    Oh, yeah. There's a lot worse things
    than demons in this world.
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    Sorry to make you wait for me, Rem.
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    No. I just wanted to do it, that's all.
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    But if we don't hurry, we'll be late.
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    Let's speed up.
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    Okay!
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    Rem, that's too fast for me!
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    I'll carry you then!
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    It's fast, yeah.
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    But I feel like I'm losing my pride as a man.
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    You're so wonderful when I
    pick you up and carry you!
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    Your eyes look even more noble than usual!
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    But I don't see any men
    besides me being carried by girls...
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    I do!
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    --Kazuma?
    --What?
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    I know we're running late,
    but this is a bit much.
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    This is just the fastest way for
    our current party to get to school.
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    We'll get there faster if you
    carry me than if I run on my own.
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    What do you want from me?
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    Don't you have any pride as a man?
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    Pride that I'd lose 'cause a girl with
    a six-pack was insulting me? Nope!
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    Rem, put me down after all.
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    Okay.
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    Darkness, put me down after all.
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    Y-Yeah.
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    Hi there.
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    Wait, there's no time to be talking!
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    Natsuki Subaru.
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    You're late!
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    Satou Kazuma,
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    you're late, too!
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    Hey, your name's Kazuma, right?
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    Yes. I'm Kazuma.
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    Satou Kazuma.
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    Yes. I'm Satou Kazuma.
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    Are you maybe...
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    Wait. Let me say it, too.
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    You were definitely...
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    --...reincarnated in another world!
    --...summoned to another world!
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    --Summoned?
    --Reincarnated?
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    I knew it when I heard your name!
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    What settled it for me was the tracksuit!
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    I wore the same thing when I reincarnated!
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    The tracksuit! A must-have for
    the man who never leaves his room.
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    I did leave my room though. A lot.
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    Hey! Are you holding those buckets?
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    So normally, when you reincarnate,
    you get some broken superpower, right?
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    Yeah. I know what you're saying.
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    "Totally overpowered!
    Wins at everything he does!"
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    That's how it usually goes, right?
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    But the reality is like, what the hell?
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    It's hard. So hard...
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    So I'm supposed to defeat this Demon King.
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    And so they tell me I get a bonus
    when I reincarnated, so I'm all excited.
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    But what do I get? This useless goddess!
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    And my party? A mage who can
    only use magic once a day.
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    And a crusader who can't hit a damn thing!
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    No money! No home!
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    I had to live in a stable!
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    It was nothing but suffering...
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    Me, too. I met this half-elf girl,
    and had to do all these things to help her.
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    Right now I live in a mansion with her.
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    But now I've got these twin demon maids.
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    And this loli with hair shaped like drills.
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    Wait...
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    ...what the hell?
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    No, it's not like that.
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    The only one of them who likes me is Rem.
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    Rem's the younger twin.
    The one with the blue hair.
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    Wait, what the hell?
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    The one I'm after is Emilia,
    that's the half-elf.
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    What the hell?
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    I'm just saying it's hard for us both.
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    It's not hard for you all!
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    You're surrounded by girls?
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    Going after a girl you love?
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    How is that hard?
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    You're my enemy!
    From now on, you're my enemy.
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    You harem-having bastard!
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    What?
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    We were both reincarnated in another world,
    so why's he got all the luck?
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    Damn it all!
[10:28] ---
    No, I wasn't reincarnated.
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