# E8 - Prepare! Field Trip
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For our upcoming field trip to the beach,
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I propose that we should all
do something together as a class.
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Anyone who disagrees,
please raise your hand.
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Nobody's gonna be able to disagree
with a plan from that scary-looking thing!
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"Episode 8: Prepare! Field Trip"
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Since no one seems to disagree...
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I disagree.
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Somebody's disagreeing!
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Why do you keep starting fights with him?
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Why do I have to go along
with a plan from an undead?
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Never! Never! Never! Never!
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Th-The idea... was mine.
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Um... since we're all classmates now,
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and this is the first thing
we're doing together...
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I don't know what a field trip is,
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but I want us to all to be better friends.
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Well, when you put it that way...
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Stare...
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Fine! Let's all do something
together as a class!
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Fine!
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Okay, everybody, let's hear some ideas!
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Nobody asked you to
take the lead on this, Barusu.
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I'm hoping it'll be an event
that's sexy and romantic...
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An event!
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That's sexy!
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And romantic!
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She lost a ton of blood!
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Nurse! Nurse!
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Yes, I'm a nurse.
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But...
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But the other nurse has a nosebleed, too...
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--An event that's sexy and romantic...
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--Our nurses are useless!
--An event that's sexy and romantic...
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--An event that's sexy and romantic...
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"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
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And "fishing."
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"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
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Anybody have any other ideas?
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Explosion magic tournament!
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Test of endurance!
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Okay, nobody has any other ideas.
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"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
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That's enough for us to do
during the day, but...
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"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting"
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Yes. We'll need something to do at night.
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At night!
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--Okay, that was a bad way to put it.
--Oooh... at night!
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Something we could all do at night!
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Something we could all do at night!
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Okay, what's a not bad way to put it?
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Lia, it's time to go home.
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Yeah, it's quittin' time.
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Nobody says "quittin' time" anymore.
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You really need to shut up.
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Anybody have any good ideas?
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And then shockingly, Kazuma raised his hand!
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Quiet, you.
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How about a test of courage?
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Test of courage?
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Yeah. It's the perfect thing to do at night.
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No, no, no. Kazuma!
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Take a look at your classmates!
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It's a test of courage just to be
in the same room with them!
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Well, that's true.
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In a normal test of courage,
the girl goes, "Kyah! I'm so scared!"
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"Don't worry, I'm here for you!"
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"Aww, you're the greatest! Kyah!"
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And then they jump you and you can
feel their boobs... Their boobs!
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Have you gone crazy?
Or are you just an idiot!
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You're as brutal as Ram!
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Barusu is an idiot. And he's crazy.
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And thanks for showing her how it's done!
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Let's do it!
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A test of courage!
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I want to do it with Lord Ains!
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Is everyone else okay with that?
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Test of courage it is, then!
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We'll ask Mr. Roswaal to help
with the preparations.
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That's it for home room today.
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Hey, let's go shopping!
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I have to go to the intercom room.
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"Fishing" "Beach Flags" "Volleyball"
"Watermelon-Splitting" "BBQ"
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I've got to go to the gym, too...
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Oh, Kazuma!
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--No.
--You could at least think about it!
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That went great, Emilia.
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Thanks.
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By the way, Subaru.
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What is a "test of courage"?
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"Bargains" "Department Store"
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I guess we need swimsuits, too.
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I've never worn something like this...
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I think it's fine, as long as
it's not too revealing.
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The men all say that I don't
seem like a woman...
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They just have no taste.
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Thank you, Major.
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Well, the battlefield is a deadly place.
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It would be bad if they were
all lusting after her.
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What wonderful costumes!
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How about this one?
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Don't you think this would bring out
Lord Ains' manly charm?
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Yes, it's wonderful.
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But what about this?
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It lets you see all of his pelvic bone!
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--N-No! My nose won't stop bleeding!
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--Oh, no! Oh, no!
--N-No! My nose won't stop bleeding!
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I guess some people prefer them
as revealing as possible.
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Who cares what swimsuit you wear?
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Shut up!
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This is the kind of event where you
need to show off and look your best!
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It's not like you have anything
to show off, anyway!
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That's so funny!
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You little...
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Oh?
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It's the rude idiot girl.
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It's the undead thing's friends.
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Come on, Aqua.
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You need to start getting along
with the rest of the class.
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Remember what Emilia said?
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"I want us all to be better friends!"
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"Better friends"... "better friends"...
"better friends"...
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Sorry about that, girls.
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I know you all don't really get along,
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but I hope you can be friends with her.
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Yes. Lord Ains himself
said something similar.
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It's our duty to obey him.
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Very well.
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See? You're the only one
acting like a kid here.
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I know that! I know!
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I don't want to be friends
with a succubus and a vampire,
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but I won't attack them.
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That's right.
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Just because they're
a succubus and a vampire...
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Succubus!
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Um... Albedo?
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What is it?
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Are you a succubus, Albedo?
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Is that a problem?
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So, um, do you... do that dream thing?
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And, um...
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That's the normal reaction, isn't it?
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What is?
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Just look at his face!
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It's very unattractive.
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Kazuma, was it?
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Let me tell you something.
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Whisper, whisper. Whisper, whisper.
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You may not believe it, but it's the truth!
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Well, that's amazing in its own right!
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Right?
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It's really rare, isn't it?
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Shalltear, what are you talking about?
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We're discussing what a pure,
innocent maiden you are.
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Shalltear!
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But it's hilarious!
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--A succubus, whose job it is to
seduce men, is actually a vir--
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--But Lord Ains... Lord Ains...
--A succubus, whose job it is to
seduce men, is actually a vir--
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--But Lord Ains... Lord Ains...
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Who cares?
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There's no reason to laugh
at someone because they're
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saving themselves for the one they love.
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Aqua?
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And who cares what race you are?
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There's no reason to be ashamed.
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Be proud of yourself.
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Once in a while, you say something
that really makes sense.
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I am a goddess, you know.
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Anyway, what I'm saying is that you
shouldn't judge people over that stuff.
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There's nothing in this world that
you can't do and be proud of.
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Oh, there is one thing.
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Putting pads in your bra.
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Just because you're flat,
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you shouldn't try to lie to people
by putting pads in your bra.
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There's a junior goddess named
Eris I know, and she does that.
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Her job is to listen to lies and confessions,
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so why is she lying about her breasts?
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You're right! You shouldn't use pads!
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Yes. It's the one thing
you should be ashamed of.
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You heard the lady, Shalltear.
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Aqua, was that your name?
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Yup.
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You're dead.
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Calm down, Shalltear.
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You need to do what Lord Ains says...
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--I think you hurt her without realizing it.
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--Using pads is wrong...
Using pads is wrong, she says!
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--Using pads is wrong...
Using pads is wrong, she says!
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What are they going on about this time?
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Major! What about this?
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I think it's really cute!
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Boys and girls at the beach...
Something is going to happen, for sure.
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Just ring me up already.
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