E9 - Storm the Church

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[00:02] Vishos
    Please rest assured.
[00:04] Vishos
    We will not place the great Head Priest
[00:07] Vishos
    in a confession chamber like
    we will these people here.
[00:13] Vishos
    So please relax and wait in a different,
    more comfortable room...
[00:18] Vishos
    until it's time for your execution.
[00:22] Lumachina
    Vishos...
[00:24] Lumachina
    May God have mercy on you.
[00:28] Vishos
    Take them away!
[00:30] WhiteMasks
    Yes, sir.
[00:32] Vishos
    Head Priest,
[00:34] Vishos
    I will never beg God's forgiveness.
[00:37] Vishos
    Soon, even God will be under my control.
[00:40] Horn
    I-I have to escape!
[00:42] Horn
    I have to escape before
    the pursuers come for me!
[00:45] Horn
    Mister's with everyone else, so they'll be fine.
[00:49] Horn
    They'll be fine!
[00:53] Horn
    This is something I brought with
    me from Mister's treasure vault.
[00:58] Horn
    That adventure really was
    like a dream come true.
[01:02] Horn
    It was the best.
[01:05] Horn
    B-But they're all...
[01:10] Horn
    They're all my friends!
[01:13] Babalon
    You wanna save 'em, then?
[01:15] Horn
    Of course I do!
[01:19] Horn
    Wh-Who was that?!
[01:20] Babalon
    Here, down here!
[01:26] Babalon
    Hi!
SIGN    Episode 9 "Storm the Church"
[03:02] Horn
    Wh-Who are you?!
[03:04] Babalon
    Jeez!
[03:06] Babalon
    How rude!
[03:08] Babalon
    You're looking at the awesome Level-Up
    Goddess that dwells within the Holy Grail,
[03:12] Babalon
    the great Babalon!
[03:14] Horn
    Huh?
[03:16] Horn
    Th-This is the Holy Grail?!
[03:18] Babalon
    Yup!
[03:20] Horn
    Did you just say you're the Level-Up Goddess?
[03:23] Babalon
    That I did.
[03:25] Babalon
    Your level's, uh... 20.
[03:29] Babalon
    So low!
[03:30] Babalon
    With a level that low, it'll be easy
    to pop some level-ups your way.
[03:36] Horn
    Huh? Seriously?!
[03:38] Horn
    Then I could go rescue everyone?!
[03:40] Horn
    Hurry! Hurry up and do it!
[03:42] Babalon
    I don't know if I'm feeling it
    when you demand it like that.
[03:47] Horn
    A-All right!
[03:49] Horn
    Okay!
[03:52] Horn
    Please!
[03:55] Babalon
    H-Hey!
[03:56] Babalon
    Doesn't that hurt?
[03:59] Horn
    It'll hurt even worse if
    I abandon everyone and flee!
[04:04] Horn
    It hurts! In my heart, not my head!
[04:08] Babalon
    F-Fine! I understand how you feel!
[04:11] Horn
    Really?!
[04:12] Babalon
    Well, I did receive your
    offering already, anyway.
[04:17] Horn
    Offering?
[04:19] Babalon
    To maintain this beauty,
[04:21] Babalon
    I need fresh blood from a maiden.
[04:26] Babalon
    Yours did have a rather odd flavor,
    but it was warm and yummy.
[04:36] (Flashback) Diablo
    They're all rare items.
[04:37] (Flashback) Rem
    Yes...
[04:38] (Flashback) Rem
    Thank you very much.
[04:39] (Flashback) Horn
    H-Hey...
[04:41] (Flashback) Horn
    Wh-Where's the bathroom?
[04:44] (Flashback) Rose
    What a foolish question.
[04:47] (Flashback) Rose
    This is the Demon Lord's castle.
[04:49] (Flashback) Rose
    There's no such unclean
    thing here, of course.
[04:56] (Flashback) Horn
    What a terrifying place!
[04:59] (Flashback) Diablo
    What's the matter, Horn?
[05:00] (Flashback) Horn
    Oh, uh... It's nothing!
[05:05] (Flashback) Horn
    N-Not good, not good!
[05:17] (Flashback) Horn
    Huh?
[05:19] Horn
    So that's why...
[05:23] Horn
    my pee disappeared.
[05:25] Babalon
    So in return for that fresh blood,
[05:28] Babalon
    I can make a miracle happen!
[05:31] Horn
    R-Really?!
[05:34] Horn
    I'll never tell her that wasn't blood.
[05:37] Babalon
    Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba... Babalon!
[05:51] Horn
    Did I level up? From that?
[05:54] Babalon
    Looks like it failed!
[05:58] Horn
    What do you mean?! Are you scamming me?!
[06:02] Babalon
    I dunno why it didn't work, either.
[06:05] Babalon
    This, like, totally sucks.
[06:07] Horn
    No way!
[06:09] Horn
    Wait! Is it because it wasn't blood?
[06:12] Babalon
    Well, there's another way to do it.
[06:15] Horn
    Another way?
[06:16] Babalon
    I can feel the presence of a super
    level-up in the next room over.
[06:23] Horn
    If I put the treasure Rose
    brought around my neck,
[06:26] Horn
    I'll forge a Master-Servant
    Pact with Mister and level up!
[06:32] Horn
    There it is!
[06:34] Horn
    This is it!
[06:36] Babalon
    That's a super level-up item.
[06:39] Babalon
    However...
[06:40] Babalon
    It comes with pretty hardcore restrictions.
[06:43] Rem
    Doesn't the servant who forges that
    pact die when the master does?
[06:56] Horn
    I don't care about my lifespan!
[07:01] Horn
    Here goes!
[07:05] Rem
    So what do we plan to do now?
[07:08] Shera
    Diablo?
[07:09] Rose
    Master, I can destroy that door
    at any time if you order it.
[07:15] Diablo
    Lumachina doesn't want us
    to do something like that.
[07:25] Paladin
    Can't believe I'm on guard
    duty on a day like this.
[07:28] Paladin
    We've got bad luck.
[07:29] Horn
    Um, do you guys have a moment?
[07:32] Horn
    Um, well...
[07:34] Horn
    Will this work?
[07:36] Babalon
    It'll be fine!
[07:38] Paladin
    Wha... Hey, you!
[07:40] Paladin
    You were with the Head Priest!
[07:42] Horn
    H-Huh?!
[07:57] Paladin
    Y-Young lady!
[07:59] Paladin
    So cute!
[08:01] Horn
    Wh-What is this?
[08:03] Babalon
    That's your new power,
[08:06] Babalon
    the power of Charm!
[08:07] Babalon
    You're so popular now, Horn-chan!
[08:11] Horn
    Wh-What kind of ability is this?
[08:15] Horn
    U-Um, I'd like you to tell me where my
    friends and Lumachina are being held.
[08:22] Both
    Huh?
[08:24] Babalon
    Say it cuter!
[08:27] Babalon
    If you leave a weak impression,
    the effect will wear off quick!
[08:30] Horn
    B-But...
[08:33] Horn
    Th-This is to help everyone...
[08:38] Horn
    Hey, big guys, tell me where everyone is?
[08:43] Paladin
    Th-Th-They're in the Great
    Cathedral's confession chamber.
[08:47] Paladin
    Yeah! Your friends are all in Chamber 13.
[08:52] Horn
    Thank you!
[08:54] Horn
    I want to die.
[08:56] Horn
    Then what about Lumachina-san?
[09:00] Paladin
    Sh-She was taken somewhere else.
[09:05] Paladin
    But we don't know where.
[09:06] Horn
    Really?
[09:09] Horn
    I want to die.
[09:11] Horn
    Well, I'm going to ride
    that into the sanctuary.
[09:15] Horn
    Don't tell anyone, okay?
[09:17] Horn
    Please!
[09:19] Horn
    Kiss!
[09:25] Babalon
    That was awesome, Horn-chan!
[09:27] Babalon
    I'll grant you the title of "Man Killer"!
[09:31] Horn
    I don't want that shit.
[09:40] Lumachina
    Diablo-sama...
[09:45] Horn
    I go through this passage,
[09:47] Horn
    then turn right at the corner,
    and go up the stairs at the end...
[09:51] Horn
    Huh?
[09:52] Horn
    Why do I know the map of this place?
[09:54] Babalon
    Of course you'd know.
[09:56] Babalon
    You're Level 80.
[09:58] Horn
    H-Huh?!
[10:00] Horn
    L-Level 80?!
[10:02] Horn
    S-Seriously?!
[10:04] Horn
    The most powerful Warrior
    in town was Level 80!
[10:08] Babalon
    Yay! Now you're even!
[10:11] Horn
    You're taking this lightly.
[10:13] WhiteMask
    Who's there?!
[10:14] WhiteMask
    Who are you?!
[10:18] Horn
    Hey, big guys, let me through!
[10:24] WhiteMask
    Go ahead.
[10:25] WhtieMask
    Go on through.
[10:27] Babalon
    Awesome!
[10:28] Horn
    I want to die.
[10:33] Shera
    I'm hungry.
[10:36] Rem
    Good grief. Act like you're under stress,
     you peckish elf.
[10:40] Horn
    Mister! Everyone!
[10:43] Diablo
    Horn?!
[10:43] Horn
    That's right! It's me!
[10:45] Shera
    Horn-chan!
[10:47] Rem
    You're safe!
[10:48] Diablo
    You're...
[10:49] Horn
    Mister, everyone...
[10:53] Horn
    I-I'm opening this up now!
[10:56] Grun
    Book of Helena, Chapter 3,
    Verse 4: "The Merciless Claws."
[11:15] Babalon
    Horn-chan!
[11:17] Horn
    I don't want to die...
[11:20] Rem
    Horn!
[11:20] Shera
    Horn-chan!
[11:22] Grun
    Please don't take this personally.
[11:25] Grun
    I have nothing against you,
    but I'm under orders from Vishos.
[11:29] Grun
    Book of Helena, Chapter 5,
    Verse 2: "The Starved Wolf"!
[11:43] Babalon
    Horn-chan! Horn-chan!
[11:46] Both
    Diablo!
[11:47] Diablo
    Step aside.
[11:49] Diablo
    Corrode away! Rust Burst!
[11:58] Grun
    Oh?
[12:00] Diablo
    I won't allow you to damage
    my property any further,
[12:06] Diablo
    you bratty Paladin!
[12:10] Grun
    Who are you calling a brat?
[12:12] Grun
    I turned 60 this year, you youngster.
[12:15] Horn
    H-Hey...
[12:17] Horn
    You were able to get free on your own?
[12:21] Diablo
    Just you wait.
[12:23] Diablo
    I'll make you regret making
    an enemy out of me.
[12:28] Babalon
    Please help Horn-chan!
[12:30] Grun
    What was that?
[12:33] Grun
    It seems you don't understand
    your position here.
[12:39] Rem
    Come forth, Saber Tiger!
[12:49] Rem
    I won't let you get in Diablo's way!
[12:51] Grun
    Do you think you can fight me?
[12:54] Shera
    Of course we can!
[12:56] Grun
    Book of Frey, Chapter 2, Verse 1:
[13:01] Grun
    "The Cantering Arm"!
[13:14] Rose
    You lowly, impudent beasts!
[13:25] Babalon
    Oh, good!
[13:27] Babalon
    Looks like you're okay now!
[13:29] Horn
    M-Mister?
[13:31] Diablo
    You were reckless.
[13:32] Diablo
    And what's with that collar?
[13:35] Horn
    Yes, I know.
[13:38] Horn
    If you die, then I'll die, too.
[13:43] Diablo
    That responsibility's too heavy.
[13:45] Horn
    Is that a burden?
[13:48] Horn
    I just... wanted to... save everyone.
[13:53] Horn
    But that's stupid, isn't it?
[13:57] Horn
    You could've escaped at any time.
[14:00] Rem
    Horn...
[14:04] Grun
    So you've burdened them all with
    your thoughtless, pointless effort?
[14:13] Diablo
    That's not true.
[14:15] Diablo
    Horn!
[14:16] Diablo
    You have, in fact, saved us!
[14:22] Grun
    Huh?
[14:22] Grun
    And just how did that
    incompetent save anything?
[14:26] Diablo
    You've opened my eyes.
[14:28] Diablo
    I was in a daze.
[14:30] Diablo
    Seeking a peaceful solution...
[14:32] Diablo
    like thrusting evidence before
    them and excommunicating them...
[14:34] Diablo
    isn't what a Demon Lord would do at all!
[14:37] Diablo
    I was soft, too soft!
[14:39] Diablo
    Horn!
[14:40] Diablo
    You thought for yourself and took action!
[14:43] Diablo
    That action, not the result,
    has opened my eyes!
[14:49] Diablo
    Very well.
[14:50] Diablo
    I'll accept you as my minion!
[14:53] Diablo
    I'll take responsibility for your life!
[14:57] Horn
    M-Mister!
[15:00] Diablo
    And you have my praise!
[15:02] Diablo
    You have awakened the Demon Lord!
[15:07] Diablo
    Now, I'll show you...
[15:08] Diablo
    how a Demon Lord does things!
[15:13] Grun
    What's this "Demon Lord" nonsense?!
[15:14] Grun
    Come forth, Book of Noah!
[15:16] Grun
    And all of the beasts from
    Prologue through Epilogue!
[15:29] Diablo
    Hmph! What a worthless parlor trick, Paladin.
[15:33] Grun
    Die!
[15:37] Diablo
    Flare Burst!
[15:42] Diablo
    Burn up!
[15:45] Grun
    You're naïve, Sorcerer!
[15:47] Grun
    Get eaten by beasts and die!
[15:51] Diablo
    Don't insult me!
[15:52] Diablo
    Chain Lightning!
[15:58] Diablo
    What?!
[15:59] Diablo
    He's fast!
[16:00] Diablo
    I-Is this guy actually
    a speed-based Warrior?!
[16:04] Diablo
    In that case...
[16:05] Grun
    Your head is mine!
[16:10] Grun
    What?!
[16:11] Diablo
    Absolute Zero!
[16:16] Grun
    You went for magic that activates on contact?
[16:18] Diablo
    Oh? You're sharper than the other
    enemies I've faced thus far.
[16:23] Diablo
    Good.
[16:24] Diablo
    That's good!
[16:25] Diablo
    It would be boring otherwise!
[16:28] Diablo
    More!
[16:29] Diablo
    Show me more!
[16:31] Grun
    Book of Helena, send all of the beasts
    from Prologue to Epilogue!
[16:37] Grun
    Now, this time, it's over!
[16:40] Diablo
    Yeah, you are.
[16:44] Diablo
    Crush everything, Rock Cannon!
[16:59] Grun
    Wh-What power!
[17:01] Grun
    But you won't be able to beat Vishos!
[17:11] Shera
    Diablo!
[17:12] Horn
    Mister!
[17:14] Rem
    Diablo, let's hurry to Lumachina!
[17:16] Diablo
    Yes.
[17:17] Horn
    Oh, but where is she?
[17:19] Diablo
    That's not a problem.
[17:24] Believers
    God, grant us mercy and salvation.
[17:27] Diablo
    Listen up, foolish mortals!
[17:31] Diablo
    I am the Demon Lord, Diablo!
[17:35] Diablo
    You all have lost sight of true
    faith and longed for ruin,
[17:42] Diablo
    so I have descended upon this world!
[17:45] Believers
    Wh-What is that?!
[17:46] Believers
    Th-The Demon Lord?!
[17:47] Believers
    Oh, God!
[17:47] Believers
    Lost sight of true faith?
[17:48] Believers
    Longed for ruin?
[17:49] Diablo
    I hate being the center of attention.
[17:53] Diablo
    But...
[17:54] Diablo
    Right now, I'm the Demon Lord!
[17:57] Diablo
    Lightning Meteor!
[18:06] Diablo
    I didn't hit any of the believers, right?
[18:09] Diablo
    Please...
[18:10] Diablo
    Let no one be in there!
[18:12] Diablo
    Lightning Strike!
[18:18] Vishos
    Wh-What is going on?!
[18:20] Diablo
    Now, if you wish to defeat this Demon Lord,
[18:23] Diablo
    then bring out the one closest to God!
[18:28] Diablo
    Hopefully, this gets Lumachina to come out.
[18:32] Diablo
    Will none come forth?
[18:34] Diablo
    Then none of you care if I
    destroy you all with my magic?!
[18:40] Diablo
    Please come out, Lumachina!
[18:45] Sanro
    A Demon Lord...
[18:46] WhiteMasks
    Oh, God!
[18:47] WhiteMasks
    Please, have mercy!
[18:48] WhiteMasks
    Please save us!
[18:50] Diablo
    Please come out!
[18:52] Diablo
    Then you can all vanish
    along with this castle!
[18:57] Lumachina
    Please wait.
[18:59] Diablo
    She came out!
[19:01] Diablo
    You've finally shown yourself, Head Priest!
[19:05] Diablo
    Where are your Cardinals?
[19:08] Diablo
    Surely they haven't turned tail and run away!
[19:12] Diablo
    Look now, believers!
[19:14] Diablo
    You've worshiped despicable men
    who'd abandon their allies and flee,
[19:18] Diablo
    and lost your true faith!
[19:23] Lumachina
    So you're saying you've appeared as
    a Demon Lord because of our actions?
[19:27] Diablo
    Indeed!
[19:28] Believers
    Head Priest!
[19:29] Believers
    Please save us!
[19:31] Believers
    Don't abandon us!
[19:33] Diablo
    Good!
[19:35] Diablo
    Now this is finally turning into
    Head Priest versus Demon Lord.
[19:39] Diablo
    Fools who call yourselves believers!
[19:42] Diablo
    You have swallowed the questionable
    preaching of Cardinal Vishos,
[19:45] Diablo
    strayed away from the true teachings,
[19:49] Diablo
    and seized the Head Priest
    as part of his sedition!
[19:52] Diablo
    Refusing to think for yourselves
[19:54] Diablo
    and allowing others to decide for you
[19:56] Diablo
    is the sin you've committed!
[19:59] Diablo
    You have lost your faith in God,
     so now I'll punish you!
[20:03] Diablo
    All of you can face the same death!
[20:08] Believers
    N-No!
[20:09] Believers
    We were tricked!
[20:10] Believers
    I'm not to blame!
[20:11] Believers
    N-No way!
[20:12] Diablo
    Now I just need to lose
    spectacularly against Lumachina,
[20:15] Diablo
    and all the believers will realize
    who's truly the head of the church!
[20:19] Diablo
    It's all going as planned!
[20:22] Diablo
    Now's your chance, Lumachina! Come on!
[20:25] Diablo
    Admonish me! Come on!
[20:27] Lumachina
    I understand.
[20:29] Diablo
    Huh?
[20:30] Diablo
    What do you mean, you understand?!
[20:33] Lumachina
    Diablo-sama, who is both God and Demon Lord,
     has passed judgment upon us.
[20:39] Lumachina
    The time to atone for our sins is upon us.
[20:42] Lumachina
    It's time for us all to ascend to Heaven.
[20:45] Lumachina
    But this is nothing to grieve over.
[20:49] Lumachina
    All of our souls shall be purified.
[20:52] Lumachina
    Let us be grateful for our
    passage to our new life
[20:57] Lumachina
    as we all pass on together.
[20:59] Diablo
    A-All pass on together?!
[21:02] Diablo
    No, no, that's not right!
[21:06] Sanro
    Head Priest!
[21:08] Diablo
    This means I'll have to
    slaughter all the believers!
[21:13] Diablo
    My Demon Lord act leading to a massacre?
[21:16] Diablo
    That's not funny at all!
[21:21] Vishos
    If we eliminate the Head Priest along
    with that Demon Lord, we'll be secure!
[21:26] Vishos
    We'll be able to win over the
    believers and restore our position!
SIGN    But Vishos-sama!
[21:34] Vishos
    Awaken, Europa!
[21:40] Vishos
    God of Destruction, Europa!
[21:46] Lumachina
    Diablo-sama,
[21:48] Lumachina
    grant us judgment for our sins.
[21:52] Diablo
    What do I do?
[22:02] Believers
    Wh-What's that?!
[22:04] Believers
    What?!
[22:05] Believers
    Oh, God!
[22:12] Diablo
    What?
[23:50] Rose
    Collating data.
SIGN    Next Episode "Pretend God"
[23:51] Rose
    God of Destruction, Europa.
[23:52] Vishos
    I'll build my castle here!
[23:55] Vishos
    A castle for the new God!
[23:57] Diablo
    Light and Dark composite magic:
[23:59] Diablo
    Annihilation Sphere!
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SIGN    Illustration: Korie Riko