E2 - The Strongest Newcomer

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[00:09] Diablo
    It wasn't a dream?
[00:11] Diablo
    I really am in another world.
[00:15] Diablo
    Honestly, I can't tell
    if I'm inside the game,
[00:18] ---
    or if this is just another world
    that's similar to Cross Reverie*.
[00:23] Diablo
    I might need to try looking into some things.
[00:27] Diablo
    What is this unfamiliar sensation?
[00:34] Diablo
    Her boob?!
[00:36] Diablo
    D-D-Don't panic!
[00:38] Diablo
    A Demon Lord doesn't panic!
[00:40] Diablo
    Gently remove your hand!
[00:43] Diablo
    My hand is acting on its own?!
[00:45] Diablo
    Left hand? Left hand?!
[00:48] Diablo
    My mind is refusing to take my hand away?!
[00:53] Diablo
    My left hand is out of control!
[00:56] Diablo
    Help me, right hand!
[00:58] Diablo
    Wait, this one, too?!
[01:00] Diablo
    They're budding?!
[01:01] Diablo
    This is a perfect harmony*
    of solidity and softness!
[01:03] Diablo
    And this other one absorbs my
    fingers like a bottomless swamp,
[01:06] ---
    yet it's firm enough to press back!
[01:09] Diablo
    Boobs are awesome!
[01:11] Diablo
    Still, any longer and this'll be bad!
[01:13] Diablo
    It'll be social death for me!
[01:18] Shera
    Diablo?
[01:24] Shera
    I don't think it's good to do things like this!
[01:28] Shera
    Y-You absolutely shouldn't
    do things like this until
[01:32] ---
    you choose me as your master, okay?!
[01:35] Diablo
    You'll allow it if I choose you?!
[01:40] Rem
    What's going on? Mew two are so noisy...
[01:45] Diablo
    Oh, no!
[01:46] Diablo
    I'm a Demon Lord.
[01:47] Diablo
    Roleplay the Demon Lord.
[01:48] Diablo
    Act boldly, with dignity...
[01:51] Diablo
    Rem, hold your chest out proudly.
[01:55] Diablo
    Your budding breasts are valuable assets, too.
SIGN    Episode 2
    Strongest Newcomer
[03:32] Diablo
    Rem, are you still mad about this morning?
[03:35] Rem
    I'm not mad.
[03:37] Rem
    Please drop the subject.
[03:40] Shera
    You're totally mad.
[03:45] Diablo
    Dwarves, Grasswalkers, Pantherians...
[03:51] Diablo
    Elves...
[03:58] Diablo
    And Demons.
[04:00] Diablo
    Although I thought Humans were
    the most common race in-game.
[04:04] Diablo
    I don't see any Humans here. Why is that?
[04:07] Rem
    This is the block where demihumans live.
[04:09] Shera
    Hardly any Humans come here.
[04:12] Diablo
    So there's an even greater divide
[04:13] ---
    between Humans and demihumans in
    this world than there was in-game.
[04:17] Diablo
    That guy last night seemed to
    have a beef with me, too.
[04:21] Diablo
    He even called out his level 30
    or whatever Summon.
[04:24] Diablo
    Does this world measure strength
    with the concept of level?
[04:29] Shera
    Y-Yeah, by levels...
[04:31] Shera
    Though I don't have mine yet.
[04:34] Rem
    I'm a level 40 Summoner.
[04:37] Rem
    The Adventurer's Guild we're heading to
    has a means of assessing your level.
[04:42] Diablo
    Oh?
[04:43] Shera
    Oh, yeah! The reason I don't have a level is
[04:45] ---
    because I haven't registered
    as an adventurer yet,
[04:47] Shera
    so I could be 40 or 50 when they measure me!
[04:50] Rem
    Your level is probably around 10 or so.
[04:52] Rem
    It must be at least 10 below average.
[04:54] Shera
    That's not true!
[04:56] Rem
    It is.
[04:57] Shera
    Is not!
[04:58] Rem
    Is.
[04:59] Shera
    I said it's not!
[04:59] Diablo
    This area was supposed to be
    level 60 in-game, give or take.
[05:00] ---
    I said it is.
[05:01] ---
    Not! Not! Not! Not! Not!
    I'm telling you, it's not!
[05:03] Diablo
    Is this whole world operating
    at a reduced level?
[05:06] Rem
    Once we're registered with the Adventurer's
    Guild, we'll be able to accept quests.
[05:11] Rem
    Both of you are going to earn your lodging.
[05:17] Dwarf
    Hey, were you licking it?!
[05:19] Dwarf
    Like I'd lick it! That's gross!
[05:22] Dwarf
    What'd you say?!
[05:25] Diablo
    S-S-Scary!
[05:28] Diablo
    What is this savage place?!
[05:31] Rem
    I know it's a bit obnoxious,
    but this happens all the time.
[05:35] Rem
    We register as adventurers
    on the second floor.
[05:37] Diablo
    Good.
[05:44] Shera
    Uh, I'm Shera L. Greenwood.
[05:48] Shera
    I was born in...
[05:50] Diablo
    I can't read this writing!
[05:52] Diablo
    Listen, I dislike such tedious work.
[05:55] Diablo
    Fill mine out for me.
[05:58] Shera
    I can?!
[05:59] Diablo
    Yes.
[06:00] Shera
    Yay!
[06:01] Shera
    It's kind of like I'm the master now!
[06:05] Receptionist
    Now then, to finish up,
    please place your blood seal here.
[06:10] Diablo
    Blood seal?
[06:11] Rem
    It's fine. Just a little prick.
[06:14] Shera
    I don't like this...
[06:16] Diablo
    Hmph. You'll never succeed as an adventurer
[06:20] ---
    if you balk at something like this.
[06:25] Diablo
    It's not scary. It's fine.
[06:27] Diablo
    It's just like a shot.
[06:28] Diablo
    There!
[06:30] Diablo
    I cut it too much!
[06:35] Shera
    So next...
[06:36] Shera
    What's this?
[06:38] Rem
    A mirror that measures the
    strength of your magic power.
[06:41] Shera
    There's nothing reflected in it, though.
[06:43] Rem
    Touch it with your hand, and try
    filling it with magic power.
[06:47] Shera
    L-Like this?
[06:52] Receptionist
    Wow, that's incredible!
[06:55] Receptionist
    Let's see...
[06:56] Receptionist
    It's clear enough to count your eyelashes
    and goes all the way down to your chest,
[07:00] ---
    so your level is...
[07:02] Shera
    How high? How high?
[07:03] Receptionist
    30!
[07:05] Shera
    No way!
[07:06] ---
    I lost to Rem?
[07:08] Rem
    You were overreaching if you
    thought you could surpass me.
[07:13] Shera
    I'll surpass you in no time, Rem!
[07:15] ---
    You can spend your whole
    life looking up at me.
[07:16] Diablo
    If she's level 30 in this lower level world,
[07:18] ---
    What?!
[07:18] ---
    then that's a relatively high evaluation.
[07:19] Rem
    You'll never be able to catch up to me.
[07:20] Receptionist
    Uh, next person, please.
[07:22] Shera
    You're going to regret saying that!
[07:23] Diablo
    Right.
[07:26] Diablo
    How do I focus magic power into this?
[07:40] Rem
    What is that?!
[07:42] Shera
    That's scary!
[07:45] Diablo
    This looks dangerous!
[07:51] Sylvie
    What was that wave just now?!
[07:52] Receptionist
    Guildmaster! U-Uh...
[07:56] Diablo
    Guildmaster? Her?
[07:59] Sylvie
    I'm Sylvie, Guildmaster of the
    Adventurer's Guild here in Faltra City.
[08:05] Sylvie
    Do all of you have a moment to spare?
[08:09] Sylvie
    It's the first time the mirror
    has ever reacted that way.
[08:12] Sylvie
    Honestly, I don't think
    we can handle you here.
[08:16] Shera
    Huh?
[08:17] Rem
    What do you mean?
[08:19] Sylvie
    I'm certain you're high level,
[08:22] ---
    but I have no idea how high.
[08:25] Sylvie
    Frankly, you're beyond our knowledge.
[08:28] Sylvie
    So even if you registered,
[08:30] ---
    I wouldn't be able to decide what
    missions were acceptable for you.
[08:34] Diablo
    So you won't accept me as an adventurer?
[08:37] Sylvie
    We're happy to register strong people.
[08:40] Sylvie
    But I'm weaker than you are.
[08:42] Sylvie
    Can you really accept being
    ordered around by me?
[08:46] Diablo
    I don't care about such trivial details
    as long as you pay out the rewards.
[08:52] Sylvie
    You're an interesting guy.
[08:54] Sylvie
    All right. Glad to have you aboard, Diablo-san.
[08:59] Diablo
    I-Indeed.
[09:03] Sylvie
    Though I imagine there aren't many quests
    that fit your actual abilities...
[09:09] Sylvie
    Hmm, this is a new quest.
[09:13] Rem
    What's the matter?
[09:16] Sylvie
    A few things.
[09:18] Sylvie
    This one smells fishy, but care to try it?
[09:23] Rem
    A quest to defeat a Madara Snake
    in the Man-Eating Woods?
[09:28] Rem
    They need the eyeballs of a Madara
    Snake for their experiments.
[09:32] Rem
    The client is the Mage's Association.
[09:34] Shera
    The Man-Eating Woods is where incredibly
    strong monsters show up, right?
[09:38] Rem
    Yes. Ordinarily, such a dangerous
    quest would never come down to us.
[09:43] ---
    If someone requested it anyway,
    it must really be...
[09:47] Diablo
    The Mage's Association?
[09:49] ---
    Is that woman from yesterday involved?
[09:55] Diablo
    Worry not.
[09:56] Diablo
    You two can leave this one to me.
[10:09] Diablo
    M-More importantly, we still
    have some distance to go, right?
[10:12] Diablo
    It would be more convenient
    if we could use Teleport.
[10:15] ---
    Is there no portal near the woods?
[10:17] Shera
    Portal?
[10:19] Rem
    What's "Teleport"?
[10:21] Diablo
    A spell to return to the last town
    you visited is basic magic, isn't it?
[10:25] Diablo
    Items that send you back should be
    easy to obtain, too, even early on.
[10:31] Shera
    If we had something like that,
    everyone would use it!
[10:34] Rem
    I already hear enough
    nonsense from the fat Elf.
[10:37] Shera
    That's mean! I'm not fat!
[10:39] Diablo
    That's another difference from the game.
[10:39] Rem
    You are.
[10:40] ---
    I'm not fat!
[10:41] ---
    You are.
[10:42] Diablo
    Whatever.
[10:42] Shera
    You're just jealous of them!
[10:44] Diablo
    Guess we'll keep walking.
[10:45] Rem
    No, I'm not. Those things
    would just get in the way.
[10:51] Diablo
    Five hours spent traveling...
[10:53] Diablo
    This game is total BS.
[10:55] Shera
    Where do you think we can
    find a Madara Snake?
[10:59] Rem
    They're over twenty meters long,
    and they usually lurk in the swamp,
[11:03] ---
    where they attack prey that comes close.
[11:06] Shera
    Say that sooner!
[11:12] Diablo
    These woods are even creepier than
    they looked in the game's graphics.
[11:15] Diablo
    There's no map displayed, either.
[11:17] Diablo
    It'll be dangerous to walk around blindly.
[11:21] Shera
    We're doing this quest
    all by ourselves, right?
[11:26] Rem
    Naturally.
[11:27] Shera
    Then do more people go in and out of
    the Man-Eating Woods than I thought?
[11:32] Rem
    Those who fear for their
    life don't go near it.
[11:35] Rem
    Why?
[11:36] Shera
    You can sense them, can't you? In the woods.
[11:43] Rem
    Is that true?
[11:44] Shera
    There are about ten people up in the branches.
[11:47] Shera
    They seem to be lying in wait for something.
[11:49] Rem
    Are you an idiot or a major idiot? I can't tell.
[11:53] Shera
    Why?!
[11:54] Diablo
    So this is why Sylvie said it seemed fishy.
[11:57] Shera
    Huh? Huh?!
[11:58] Diablo
    We've been caught in a trap.
[12:01] Diablo
    They're going to ambush us.
[12:03] Shera
    What?!
[12:05] Diablo
    Where are they?
[12:08] Shera
    There, there, and over there.
[12:11] Diablo
    Burst Rain!
[12:20] Diablo
    How's that?
[12:23] Shera
    Elemental Magic is...
[12:25] Shera
    capable of this?!
[12:27] Rem
    I didn't know your power was that great.
[12:30] Elf
    What is this?!
[12:32] Shera
    Elves?!
[12:33] Diablo
    What's going on here?
[12:36] Celsior
    That spell was suspicious!
[12:37] Shera
    Celsior?! Why are you here?!
[12:40] Celsior
    Shera-sama!
[12:41] Celsior
    I have hastened here to rescue you!
[12:45] Celsior
    Slave trader, I'll have you
    return the noble princess
[12:49] ---
    of the Kingdom of Greenwood,
    Shera L. Greenwood!
[12:53] Diablo
    Princess? Shera is?!
[12:56] Diablo
    Right, Greenwood!
[12:59] Diablo
    That's the name of the Elven royal family!
[13:01] Diablo
    That was written somewhere
    in the game lore.
[13:04] Diablo
    Why would Elves submit a quest under
    the name of the Mage's Association?
[13:08] Diablo
    I don't know who's tasked you
    with this, but I am no slave trader.
[13:12] Celsior
    Silence!
[13:13] Celsior
    That Enslavement Collar is irrefutable proof!
[13:16] Celsior
    Release Shera-sama from her collar!
[13:18] Diablo
    Well, I can already think of
    someone in the Mage's Association
[13:23] ---
    who holds a grudge against me.
[13:26] Shera
    I don't care about the royal family!
[13:31] Celsior
    Everyone in the royal family
    is worried about you!
[13:34] Shera
    What Nii-san needs isn't me, it's an heir!
[13:38] Shera
    He just wants me to bear his child!
[13:41] Celsior
    That's a very important duty.
[13:43] Shera
    I don't even love him!
[13:45] Shera
    It's not right for me to be forced to
    marry someone when I don't even want to!
[13:48] Shera
    I refuse to return to our country!
[13:51] Shera
    I'll live on my own from now on!
[13:54] Celsior
    But right now you're enslaved, aren't you?!
[13:56] Shera
    I'm not! I am no one's slave!
[14:00] Shera
    I belong to myself!
[14:05] Celsior
    It sounds like your situation is complicated,
[14:07] ---
    but you're too weak to live on your own.
[14:10] Celsior
    We will bring you back,
    even if we must do so by force.
[14:15] Rem
    Well said.
[14:17] Rem
    That was impressive, for you.
[14:19] Rem
    It takes determination to abandon your country and live on your own.
[14:24] ---
    I have to say I like that.
[14:26] Shera
    Rem...
[14:28] Celsior
    Then we have no choice, everyone.
[14:30] Diablo
    You buffoons.
[14:31] Celsior
    What?!
[14:32] Diablo
    You have made three mistakes.
[14:36] Diablo
    First, I am no slave trader. I am a Sorcerer.
[14:40] Diablo
    Second, Shera is not powerless.
[14:44] Diablo
    After all, I'm lending her my aid right now.
[14:47] Shera
    Diablo...
[14:48] Diablo
    And your third mistake was
    making an enemy of me!
[14:54] Celsior
    Fire!
[14:56] Shera
    Diablo!
[14:58] Celsior
    Wha?!
[14:59] Diablo
    I thought you would be
    a bit better than this.
[15:02] Diablo
    This is like the graphic for the basic,
    ordinary arrows sold in shops.
[15:06] Diablo
    These arrows of yours will
    be of no use in combat.
[15:10] Diablo
    What do you even spend your time fighting?
[15:13] Celsior
    Are you insulting us?!
[15:14] Diablo
    I'm asking a question.
[15:16] Diablo
    Are you not fighting monsters and Fallen?
[15:19] Celsior
    O-Of course we aren't!
[15:22] Diablo
    Now I understand.
[15:23] Diablo
    That's why this world's levels are so low.
[15:26] Celsior
    You monster!
[15:33] Diablo
    Ah. Tempest Arrows, huh?
[15:36] Celsior
    How do you know that?
[15:37] Diablo
    I've seen them many times in-game.
[15:40] Diablo
    If you use those, you might
    be able to damage me.
[15:44] Celsior
    Of course!
[15:46] Celsior
    These are prized treasures
    granted by His Highness!
[15:48] Celsior
    They're supreme arrows that
    can penetrate anything!
[15:51] Celsior
    They'll pierce right through
    you and your vile nature!
[15:54] Shera
    Run!
[15:55] Shera
    Those arrows are bad!
[15:56] Celsior
    Pierce him!
[16:01] Both
    Diablo!
[16:07] Celsior
    Wha?!
[16:16] Rem
    Diablo...
[16:18] Shera
    Thank goodness!
[16:20] Celsior
    Wh-What are you?!
[16:22] Diablo
    Keep that fear etched in
    your hearts along with this:
[16:26] Diablo
    I am Diablo, the Demon Lord
    from another world!
[16:30] Diablo
    Freezia!
[16:59] Galluk
    Hey!
[17:00] Galluk
    Weren't you guys supposed
    to be elite Elven troops?!
[17:03] Galluk
    You're useless!
[17:04] Diablo
    Hey.
[17:06] Diablo
    So you were the one who put
    them up to this, plebeian?
[17:10] Galluk
    No, I, um...
[17:13] Galluk
    I just told them that the Elf
    princess had come here, that's all.
[17:16] Diablo
    They seemed convinced I was
    a slave trader, though.
[17:20] Galluk
    That was their own misunderstanding!
[17:22] Galluk
    All demihumans are stupid!
[17:25] Diablo
    Don't involve yourself with me again.
[17:27] Diablo
    The next time you defy me,
    I'll eliminate you without mercy.
[17:31] Rem
    I wonder what Celes would have to say...
[17:34] Rem
    if she were to find out
    you borrowed the name
[17:37] ---
    of the Mage's Association
    to lay a trap for us.
[17:39] ---
    N-No...
[17:41] Galluk
    I... I'm not in the wrong here!
[17:49] Shera
    Tell Nii-san something for me.
[17:51] Shera
    I'm never returning home.
[17:54] Shera
    I don't belong to him.
[17:56] ---
    I'm staying with my companions,
    Diablo and Rem, now.
[18:07] Shera
    Let's go home now!
[18:08] Shera
    I'm hungry!
[18:10] Rem
    Good grief. Since when did
    you and I become companions?
[18:14] Shera
    Huh? We're not?
[18:16] Shera
    But you just said you liked me earlier!
[18:19] Rem
    I only said your determination
    appealed to me.
[18:21] Shera
    Hey, are you blushing?
[18:23] Shera
    Are your cheeks red?
[18:24] Rem
    S-Stupid Shera!
[18:28] Diablo
    Me... A companion?
[18:37] Shera
    Rem sure is late.
[18:39] Diablo
    Yeah.
[18:40] Shera
    She went to tell Celes-san
    about what happened...
[18:43] Shera
    But she should be back by now.
[18:45] Diablo
    Yeah.
[18:47] Diablo
    I can't keep a conversation going
    when I'm alone with a girl!
[18:50] Shera
    Anyway, your magic is amazing, Diablo.
[18:55] Shera
    I've never seen anything like it.
[18:57] Diablo
    There's one thing I've come
    to understand about leveling.
[19:01] Diablo
    The people of this world live their
    lives as peacefully as possible,
[19:06] ---
    trying to avoid death.
[19:08] Shera
    Isn't that normal?
[19:09] Diablo
    There are no salvation mechanisms
    or resets here, like in the game.
[19:14] Diablo
    When you die, it's over.
[19:16] Diablo
    Devoting time to leveling up
    in the face of such danger
[19:18] ---
    is too risky for the average person.
[19:22] Diablo
    I come from a world where I prioritized
    leveling up as efficiently as possible,
[19:28] ---
    even if it meant risking death.
[19:31] Shera
    You don't value your own life?
[19:34] Diablo
    Of course, I never thought about
    throwing it away wastefully,
[19:37] ---
    but I might not be able to defeat
    the Demon Lord Krebskulm otherwise.
[19:43] Shera
    Diablo, are you choosing Rem?
[19:47] Shera
    Rem's really focused on Krebskulm, you know?
[19:51] Shera
    Even though we don't know where
    or when she'll ever revive.
[19:55] Diablo
    Yeah.
[19:56] Shera
    So if you're also thinking about
    defeating the Demon Lord Krebskulm...
[20:01] Shera
    Then you're really choosing Rem?
[20:04] Diablo
    Hey!
[20:05] Shera
    I need you too, Diablo!
[20:07] Shera
    Even today, if it weren't for you,
    I would've been taken back!
[20:13] Diablo
    Oh, uh...
[20:16] Shera
    I was so happy today.
[20:18] Shera
    But if you choose Rem, then I'll...
[20:22] Diablo
    Wait!
[20:30] Diablo
    N-No!
[20:32] Diablo
    Now, you listen up!
[20:34] Diablo
    I am the Demon Lord!
[20:35] Diablo
    Which is why I have no companions!
[20:39] Diablo
    I-I haven't chosen Rem!
[20:42] Shera
    Really?
[20:43] Diablo
    O-O-Of course!
[20:45] Diablo
    Don't start thinking a Demon Lord
    will ever obey either of you!
[20:50] Diablo
    Uh, and because I'm a Demon Lord...
[20:55] Shera
    I don't like this because it
    makes me feel weird, but...
[20:59] Diablo
    Feel weird?!
[21:01] Shera
    It feels like I'm yearning for something!
[21:07] Diablo
    Sorry.
[21:08] Diablo
    Did it hurt?
[21:09] Shera
    No...
[21:12] Shera
    Diablo, do you like breasts, by chance?
[21:15] Shera
    You're always looking at mine...
[21:17] Diablo
    She's totally caught me!
[21:20] Shera
    They're bigger than Rem's, aren't they?
[21:22] Diablo
    Well, yeah...
[21:24] Diablo
    Wh-What's this suddenly erect,
    hard peak among the softness?!
[21:39] Shera
    Hey, Diablo?
[21:42] Diablo
    Wh-What?
[21:52] Shera
    Oh, it's Rem!
[21:56] Rem
    I already know mine are small!
[23:30] Diablo
    You're going to release them both!
[23:32] Diablo
    Right now, I feel like I can
    beat even a Demon Lord!
[23:35] Galluk
    I must right this world!
SIGN    Episode 3
    Fallen Assault