E10 - Pretend God

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[00:04] Lumachina
    It's so sinister!
[00:07] Diablo
    Why is this at the Church?
[00:11] Vishos
    You call yourself a Demon Lord,
[00:12] Vishos
    but now that I've become one
    with God, I'll bury you!
[00:17] Diablo
    That voice!
[00:18] Lumachina
    Vishos?!
[00:19] Believers
    That's Vishos-sama's voice!
[00:21] Believers
    Can it be?!
[00:21] Believers
    Why is Vishos-sama there?!
[00:23] Lumachina
    Vishos?
[00:24] Lumachina
    Such a repulsive thing
    couldn't possibly be God.
[00:27] Vishos
    Silence, girl!
[00:29] Vishos
    You'll face this god's judgment, too!
[00:34] Diablo
    You call that God?!
[00:37] Diablo
    The God of Destruction, Europa,
[00:38] Diablo
    is just a magical weapon
    summoned by ritual magic!
[00:42] Vishos
    How do you know that?!
[00:45] Diablo
    I can't tell him it's because it was the boss
    of a limited-time event in Cross Reverie*.
[00:50] Diablo
    Hmph! Because I'm a Demon Lord
    from another world!
[00:55] Vishos
    You mysterious bastard...
[00:58] Vishos
    However!
[00:59] Vishos
    No matter who you are,
    you cannot beat Europa!
[01:14] Diablo
    Europa's attacks aren't magic, so my*
    Demon Lord's Ring can't reflect them.
[01:19] Diablo
    It might not be the same
    as it was in the game,
[01:21] Diablo
    but if I test it and it fails,
    I won't go unscathed.
[01:24] Horn
    This is bad!
[01:26] Horn
    This is really bad!
[01:27] Shera
    What's going to happen?!
[01:29] Rem
    At this rate...
[01:31] Babalon
    Wow, that's a raid boss, isn't it?
[01:33] Horn
    Huh?
[01:35] Rose
    Collating data.
[01:36] Rose
    God of Destruction, Europa.
[01:37] Rose
    Its might exceeds Level 200.
[01:40] Shera
    What?!
[01:41] Rem
    That appeared from the lowest
    floor of the sanctuary.
[01:44] Rem
    Which means there must
    be something down there!
[01:47] Shera
    Rem!
[01:50] Vishos
    Will you just keep running,
    self-proclaimed Demon Lord?!
[01:55] Diablo
    Damn it!
[01:57] Diablo
    Explosion!
[02:02] Diablo
    I knew it.
[02:04] Diablo
    Those are enchantments.
[02:06] Diablo
    It has its damn barrier up.
[02:08] Vishos
    Now that I've become a God, I'm invincible!
[02:12] Lumachina
    Vishos!
[02:14] Vishos
    Lumachina...
[02:15] Lumachina
    How many acts of corruption
    must you carry out?
[02:18] Vishos
    As many as it takes to
    subjugate this world's God!
[02:23] Vishos
    I'll start with you!
[02:25] Vishos
    Now die!
[02:37] Vishos
    They're gone?
[02:38] Vishos
    Where did they go?!
SIGN    Episode 10 "Pretend God"
[02:43] Lumachina
    D-Diablo-sama?
[02:46] Diablo
    This isn't good.
[02:47] Diablo
    I've been playing solo for so long, I never
    picked up any spells to protect someone else.
[02:52] Diablo
    Shit!
[02:53] Diablo
    I took a good deal of damage from that.
[03:01] Vishos
    Damn it!
[03:03] Vishos
    Stop moving around!
[03:07] Diablo
    Lumachina, there's something
    I'd like you to do.
[03:10] Lumachina
    O-Okay!
[03:12] Diablo
    Dispel!
[03:13] Diablo
    You can use it, right?
[03:15] Lumachina
    The miracle that eliminates magic...
[03:18] Lumachina
    Yes! Of course!
[03:19] Diablo
    We need to eliminate that defensive
    barrier in order to defeat him.
[03:25] Believers
    He's going to defeat the
    Demon Lord, isn't he?
[03:27] Believers
    I think we might be saved.
[03:29] Believers
    Vishos-sama did speak the truth!
[03:32] Believers
    That's right!
[03:33] Believers
    Vishos-sama!
[03:34] Believers
    Please save us!
[03:35] Sanro
    No!
[03:36] Sanro
    If that's God, why is it
    destroying the sanctuary?
[03:39] Sanro
    Why is it going after the Head Priest?
[03:41] Sanro
    No! They're both Demon Lords!
[03:45] Sanro
    Lumachina-sama is the only one who constantly
    tried to share the word of God with us!
[03:50] Sanro
    I believe in Lumachina-sama.
[03:55] Horn
    Wh-Where did Mister and the others go?
[03:58] Shera
    They're okay. They're okay, right?
[04:00] Rose
    I've found them.
[04:02] Rose
    Over there.
[04:04] Lumachina
    O God that art in Heaven, please use
    your power to ward off the wicked
[04:08] Lumachina
    who would bring calamity to your children,
     the mortal races.
[04:13] Lumachina
    Purify them.
[04:15] Lumachina
    Exorcise disaster, and grant
     them your blessings.
[04:18] Lumachina
    Ward them.
[04:19] Lumachina
    Purify them.
[04:21] Diablo
    A priest's miracles are powerful,
[04:23] Diablo
    but they take a long time to activate.
[04:26] Diablo
    Can I keep her safe through it?
[04:29] Vishos
    Planning to use Dispel?
[04:32] Vishos
    How foolish!
[04:33] Vishos
    There's no way that'll make it in time!
[04:38] Diablo
    I won't let you!
[04:41] Rose
    I won't let you interfere with Master!
[04:46] Diablo
    Rose!
[04:48] Vishos
    Out of my way! Move!
[04:50] Vishos
    You lowly puppet!
[04:52] Rose
    Don't call me a puppet!
[04:56] Rose
    Magimatic Sol!
[04:59] Vishos
    Fool!
[05:05] Diablo
    Rose!
[05:17] Diablo
    Rose...
[05:19] Diablo
    Why would you do that?!
[05:22] Rose
    M-Master...
[05:24] Rose
    I'm glad you're safe.
[05:27] Rose
    I...
[05:31] Diablo
    You've done well.
[05:33] Diablo
    Now just leave the rest to me.
[05:37] Lumachina
    R-Rose-san...
[05:39] Diablo
    Lumachina, continue your prayer.
[05:43] Lumachina
    R-Right!
[05:47] Diablo
    Lightning Arrow!
[05:50] Vishos
    Anyone who gets in my
    way shall be eliminated!
[05:58] Diablo
    Volcanic Wall!
[06:03] Vishos
    It's no use!
[06:17] Vishos
    Well, Demon Lord, do you
    understand the power of God now?!
[06:20] Vishos
    Now vanish along with that ancient sanctuary!
[06:25] Vishos
    I'll build my castle here!
[06:28] Vishos
    A castle for the new God!
[06:32] Diablo
    Are we not going to make it?
[06:33] Lumachina
    Diablo-sama.
[06:35] Lumachina
    Everything is ready.
[06:36] Diablo
    Lumachina, release it!
[06:39] Lumachina
    Right!
[06:41] Lumachina
    O God...
[06:42] Lumachina
    O sacred purification!
[06:44] Vishos
    Naïve!
[06:50] Vishos
    I've invested far more years into this!
[06:53] Vishos
    I won't lose to some girl!
[06:56] Lumachina
    Th-The power of God is...
[07:02] Diablo
    The light's being pushed back?
[07:04] Vishos
    Die, Lumachina!
[07:10] Horn
    This is bad! Really bad!
[07:12] Babalon
    Wanna run? Gonna run again?
[07:14] Shera
    Hey, everyone's prayers...
[07:16] Shera
    Look, there are so many!
[07:19] Horn
    Huh?
[07:20] Horn
    I can't see anything, though...
[07:23] Babalon
    You do seem like the type who
    wouldn't believe in God, Horn-chan.
[07:26] Horn
    Huh? Huh?!
[07:32] Shera
    Incredible. There are so many.
[07:35] Shera
    With this many praying, God has to listen.
[07:43] Horn
    It kind of feels warm...
[07:45] Babalon
    That's elven royalty for you!
[07:46] Babalon
    She's looking good!
[07:59] Vishos
    Wh-What is this light?!
[08:04] Lumachina
    This is the light of the faithful's prayers.
[08:07] Lumachina
    It's the power of faith.
[08:09] Vishos
    Impossible!
[08:11] Vishos
    The prayers of believers
    are completely meaningless!
[08:17] Lumachina
    No.
[08:18] Lumachina
    God listens to the prayers of all people.
[08:23] Lumachina
    O God, grant us your purifying light!
[08:29] Vishos
    Impossible!
[08:39] Lumachina
    Diablo-sama...
[08:42] Vishos
    Curse you!
[08:44] Diablo
    Well done, Lumachina!
[08:47] Diablo
    Vishos!
[08:48] Diablo
    Now your protection is gone!
[08:52] Diablo
    Shining Lance in my right hand,
[08:56] Diablo
    and Darkness Lance in my left hand.
[09:00] Diablo
    More... More!
[09:02] Diablo
    I'll pierce you with all my magic power!
[09:06] Vishos
    Even with its enchantments gone,
[09:08] Vishos
    the God of Destruction, Europa,
    won't lose to a mere Elemental Sorcerer!
[09:12] Diablo
    You don't know, do you?
[09:14] Diablo
    Once it's lost its enchantments,
    Europa is the weakest of all raid bosses.
[09:20] Vishos
    Raid?
[09:21] Diablo
    Light and Dark Composite Magic:
[09:24] Diablo
    Annihilation Sphere!
[09:41] Diablo
    Begone from this world!
[10:15] Rem
    Y-You're...
SIGN    My, my. It's been a while.
[10:20] Rem
    You did this?
[10:22] Rem
    Did you, a Paladin, betray the Cardinal?
SIGN    Oh, no.
SIGN    I'm not a Paladin anymore...
SIGN    Unfortunately.
[10:32] Rem
    You mean this is what your
    new employer desired?
[10:35] Rem
    Silencing people?
SIGN    You're clever, but dumb.
SIGN    Do you want to die?
SIGN    Well, whatever.
SIGN    I do owe you, or rather, Lumachina.
[10:50] Rem
    What's this?
SIGN    Ever heard the name Tria?
[11:04] Lumachina
    Diablo-sama...
[11:08] Lumachina
    Please grant us God's judgment.
[11:13] Diablo
    Oh, right. I was talking about
    passing God's judgment on them.
[11:19] Diablo
    I'll have to talk my way out of this!
[11:24] Diablo
    Looks like you've all come to your senses!
[11:28] Diablo
    This time, you didn't lose sight of the
    God you should truly be praying to!
[11:32] Diablo
    Now, remember that feeling swirling
    in your hearts right now!
[11:36] Diablo
    That is true faith!
[11:40] Diablo
    How was that?
[11:41] Diablo
    Too big a stretch?
[11:45] Lumachina
    Yes, I can feel God's love
    so much, I'm shuddering.
[11:52] Believers
    Oh, God!
[11:53] Believers
    Thank you so much!
[11:55] Believers
    Our faith will never waver!
[11:58] Sanro
    Lumachina-sama!
[12:03] Diablo
    They bought it!
[12:06] Diablo
    Remember, should you make
    the same mistake again,
[12:11] Diablo
    I will burn you to ash with crimson hellfire.
[12:16] Lumachina
    Yes, Diablo-sama.
[12:19] Diablo
    Oh, crap...
[12:21] Diablo
    I'm out of MP.
[12:23] Diablo
    I'm going to fall.
[12:25] Diablo
    I'm falling...
[12:27] Horn
    So Mister was God?
[12:29] Babalon
    I don't think so.
[12:31] Shera
    Oh, he fell.
[12:40] Tria
    Lumachina-sama!
[12:42] Lumachina
    You're safe!
[12:44] Lumachina
    Tria!
[12:54] Lumachina
    Thank you for last night, Diablo-sama.
[12:58] Lumachina
    This isn't much, but I wanted
    to at least thank you.
[13:03] Rem
    A-All this?!
[13:04] Lumachina
    Please use it for your traveling expenses.
[13:07] Diablo
    All right.
[13:08] Lumachina
    So how is Rose-san doing?
[13:10] Diablo
    No need to worry.
[13:11] Diablo
    She's fast asleep right now.
[13:15] Lumachina
    Oh, that's good.
[13:18] Diablo
    Are you sure you should be here, though?
[13:21] Lumachina
    Yes.
[13:22] Lumachina
    The church must regain its lost trust.
[13:26] Lumachina
    The Cardinals and Paladins need
    to atone for their sins, too.
[13:31] Diablo
    She's having them atone for their
    wrongdoings within the church?
[13:34] Diablo
    Sounds like a lot of work.
[13:36] Lumachina
    I'm still continuing my investigation.
[13:37] Lumachina
    Vishos and the others must have
    had vast financial backing
[13:40] Lumachina
    to misappropriate the church as they did.
[13:42] Lumachina
    There's also the matter
    of that repulsive monster.
[13:45] Lumachina
    Where did they get that?
[13:46] Rem
    I'm curious about that, too.
[13:48] Lumachina
    According to Rem-san,
[13:50] Lumachina
    Gewalt silenced Vishos' men.
[13:54] Lumachina
    Which means...
[13:56] Lumachina
    Whatever organization hired him was...
[13:58] Rem
    I'm surprised.
[13:59] Rem
    I expected you to be less
    sharp about that stuff.
[14:02] Lumachina
    Oh, I'm still not very good at it.
[14:05] Lumachina
    But I have to be smarter.
[14:08] Diablo
    You've grown stronger, Lumachina.
[14:11] Lumachina
    Plenty of hardships await the church.
[14:15] Lumachina
    I need faithful...
[14:16] Lumachina
    No, I need people I can rely on.
[14:21] Lumachina
    Diablo-sama,
[14:24] Lumachina
    could I possibly ask you
    to remain with the church?
[14:28] Lumachina
    As Head Paladin?
[14:30] Diablo
    Huh?
[14:34] Rem
    You want Diablo?
[14:35] Horn
    Mister?
[14:35] Shera
    As a Paladin?
[14:37] Lumachina
    What do you say, Diablo-sama?
[14:40] Lumachina
    I'm sure Tria and the other
    Paladins would accept it.
[14:45] Lumachina
    Please lend us your might.
[14:48] Diablo
    Not good.
[14:49] Diablo
    A Demon Lord can't be a Paladin.
[14:51] Diablo
    More importantly, I suck at group activities!
[14:56] Diablo
    Ahem!
[14:57] Diablo
    Lumachina, I'm not the one you need now.
[15:07] Lumachina
    You're right.
[15:08] Lumachina
    Your power is far too great.
[15:13] Lumachina
    If I relied on you, I would
    be the same as Vishos,
[15:16] Lumachina
    using force to make our believers follow me.
[15:18] Lumachina
    That's what your trying to say, isn't it?
[15:20] Diablo
    Indeed.
[15:20] Diablo
    No, it's because I can't always talk in front
    of huge crowds like I did yesterday!
[15:25] Lumachina
    Thank you so much.
[15:27] Lumachina
    I'll work hard.
[15:28] Diablo
    G-Good.
[15:30] Diablo
    Lumachina, do you believe in me?
[15:34] Lumachina
    Of course.
[15:35] Diablo
    Then what if I told you that I'm not God?
[15:39] Lumachina
    If you said so, then it must be true.
[15:44] Lumachina
    But belief isn't aimed
    toward titles or positions.
[15:48] Lumachina
    The feelings that I hold
    toward you now are...
[15:53] Lumachina
    That's what they should be called.
[15:57] Diablo
    I see.
[16:02] Diablo
    Nothing beats a bath after clearing a quest.
[16:05] Diablo
    This would be even better if
    I got a level up or an item drop.
[16:09] Shera
    Diablo?
[16:11] Diablo
    Hmm? Shera?
[16:13] Shera
    I knew you'd be in the bath.
[16:15] Rem
    Hey, Shera!
[16:16] Diablo
    What's the matter?
[16:18] Rem
    Oh, sorry.
[16:19] Rem
    We were, um... worried that you disappeared.
[16:23] Diablo
    The baths in this inn are great.
[16:25] Diablo
    You all should take one, too.
[16:27] Shera
    Huh? You don't mind?
[16:28] Rem
    A-Are you sure?
[16:31] Diablo
    No need to hold back.
[16:32] Rem
    B-But...
[16:33] Shera
    Yay!
[16:34] Diablo
    If you ask the maids, they'll bring
    hot water to your rooms, too.
[16:39] Shera
    Come on, Rem!
[16:41] Rem
    O-Okay.
[16:43] Shera
    Bath, bath!
[16:48] Shera
    A bath with Diablo!
[16:52] Rem
    Th-This is embarrassing.
[17:00] Shera
    This feels great, Diablo!
[17:05] Rem
    Th-There's something hard
    pressing against me.
[17:09] Shera
    Oh, sorry.
[17:11] Shera
    That might be my foot.
[17:13] Diablo
    No, I think it's me.
[17:16] Rem
    Diablo...
[17:17] Rem
    I'm sorry, but could you please
    move a little further away?
[17:23] Shera
    Rem, don't push!
[17:25] Shera
    You'll knock him against them.
[17:32] Rem
    You're pushing, too.
[17:34] Rem
    And, um, he's pressing against mine.
[17:37] Shera
    Diablo...
[17:40] Shera
    won't mind if we press against
    him a little bit, you know.
[17:44] Rem
    Are you sure?
[17:47] Rem
    Diablo, it's not a bother, is it?
[17:54] Diablo
    Other worlds rule!
[17:59] Shera
    Rem, I thought you didn't
    handle carriages well.
[18:02] Rem
    Well, I figured it out.
[18:05] Rem
    If I'm holding the reins, I can handle it.
[18:09] Diablo
    You mean it?
[18:10] Diablo
    Your arm will be restored to normal?
[18:12] Rose
    I'm equipped with self-repair functions.
[18:16] Rose
    As long as you allow me to stay by your side...
[18:20] Diablo
    I see!
[18:21] Diablo
    I'll allow it, of course!
[18:24] Diablo
    You can accompany me forever.
[18:28] Rose
    Your words are more than I deserve!
[18:30] Rose
    I'll engrave them into my memory device
    and play them back on an infinite loop!
[18:33] Diablo
    Uh, please, not an infinite loop...
[18:37] Shera
    Still, a lot of things happened, huh?
[18:39] Shera
    Even though the quest was supposed
    to be just escorting Lumachina-chan.
[18:43] Rem
    That's true.
[18:44] Rem
    Battuta deceived us and put us in danger.
[18:47] Shera
    That curry was delicious, wasn't it?
[18:49] Rem
    We joined the battle against
    the Demon Lord's Army.
[18:52] Shera
    The feast we had in celebration
    was delicious, wasn't it?
[18:55] Rem
    We got captured by believers
    and fought Vishos.
[18:58] Shera
    The meals at the inn were delicious, weren't they?
[19:01] Shera
    Though I think my breasts
    might have gotten bigger.
[19:03] Rem
    Why does it always go there?!
[19:05] Shera
    I could ask you why yours
    aren't getting bigger.
[19:08] Shera
    Pantherians as a species all
    have big breasts, right?
[19:11] Rem
    You're going there, you fatty elf?!
[19:14] Shera
    Hey! It's not fat!
[19:15] Rose
    By the way, Master,
[19:16] Rose
    are you sure it was right to let
    the servant you just obtained go?
[19:21] Diablo
    Yeah. It's how it has to be.
[19:23] Horn
    M-Mister, I want to stay in the royal
    capital and attend school to learn magic!
[19:30] Horn
    I want to become a Sorcerer like you!
[19:34] Horn
    Maybe I can never be that great, but still...
[19:40] Diablo
    Do as you please.
[19:43] Horn
    Th-Thank you so much!
[19:45] Alicia
    I'm a little surprised.
[19:47] Alicia
    Horn-sama is currently a high-level Thief.
[19:50] Alicia
    Her learning magic from scratch
    would be inefficient,
[19:53] Alicia
    so I thought you'd be against it.
[19:55] Diablo
    Of course it's inefficient,
[19:58] Diablo
    but that struggle is what she desires,
[20:00] Diablo
    so she should struggle for it.
[20:02] Horn
    M-Mister! You're so generous!
[20:05] Shera
    Yeah! Diablo's so open-minded!
[20:08] Diablo
    That's one thing I always hated...
[20:11] Diablo
    Discouraging those who wanted
    to take a roundabout path.
[20:14] Shera
    Look! It's Faltra City!
[20:20] Rem
    We finally made it back home!
[20:24] Klem
    Wow! It's a special, extravagant lunch!
[20:29] Celes
    It's a nice change of pace, isn't it?
[20:30] Edelgard
    The mortal races' food...
[20:33] Edelgard
    Expensive, expensive...
[20:35] Edelgard
    Can't afford to pay...
[20:38] Celes
    I'm footing the bill today. Okay?
[20:41] Edelgard
    Oh! Onee-sama!
[20:44] Klem
    In that case,
[20:45] Klem
    bring out all the biscuits!
[20:48] Sylvie
    Look, Emile!
[20:50] Sylvie
    Here and here.
[20:52] Sylvie
    The income and expenses aren't right.
[20:54] Emile
    How could I do this?!
[20:57] Emile
    This is all to defend all women!
[20:59] Emile
    I, Emile Bichelberger,
[21:02] Emile
    will change the Guild's finances!
[21:05] Sylvie
    Good grief.
[21:06] Sylvie
    Quit slacking off and work harder!
[21:10] Sylvie
    You three, too!
[21:15] Laminitus
    Oh? So he pulled it off?
[21:17] Laminitus
    As expected of Diablo.
[21:19] Laminitus
    So where is he now?
[21:20] Henrick
    Right!
[21:21] Henrick
    We've received word that he's
    already returned to Faltra.
[21:25] Laminitus
    To this city, you say?
[21:29] Laminitus
    Perhaps I'll visit him
    with some liquor tonight.
[21:32] Laminitus
    I just hope he doesn't run
    away like he did that night.
[21:37] Horn
    Ta-da!
[21:38] Horn
    Well?! Does it look good?!
[21:40] Alicia
    Yes, it's lovely, Horn-san.
[21:45] Alicia
    Now, I'll tenderly teach you the
    proper elegance and refinement
[21:52] Alicia
    worthy of a duke's recommendation.
[21:54] Both
    Huh?!
[21:57] Tria
    The repairs are coming along steadily
[21:59] ---
    thanks to the cooperation of
    our faithful, Lumachina-sama.
[22:02] Lumachina
    I'm grateful to hear that.
[22:03] Lumachina
    I'm sure God is delighted, as well.
[22:09] Lumachina
    I wonder if you've arrived yet, Diablo-sama.
[22:16] Mei
    Welco—
[22:18] Mei
    Welcome back!
[22:23] Diablo
    Huh? What did you say?
[22:26] Shera
    I said I got this ring from you, Diablo!
[22:31] Diablo
    I gave you that ring?
[22:32] Shera
    I'm telling you, it's true!
[22:37] Diablo
    In the dungeon's treasure vault!
[22:40] Rose
    That item's name, without
    a doubt, is "Marriage Ring."
[22:44] Shera
    Diablo!
[22:45] Shera
    Let's share eternal happiness together!
[22:50] Rem
    U-Um...
[22:53] Rem
    I believe you should be
    fair about such things.
[22:57] Rem
    Favoritism isn't good.
[23:00] Diablo
    Huh?!
[23:02] Rem
    Do you not have one for me?
[23:06] Diablo
    Nope!
[23:07] Diablo
    But I can't say that!
[23:09] Diablo
    I obtained that one through a quest, so...
[23:12] Shera
    No problem!
[23:14] Shera
    I already asked Sylvie about
    a quest to get a ring!
[23:19] Rem
    So you're not trying to monopolize him?
[23:22] Shera
    I like it better with both
    you and Diablo together!
[23:25] Shera
    Right?
[23:26] Diablo
    Indeed. I was just hoping to
    conduct some magic experiments.
[23:31] Diablo
    Let's accept that quest!
[23:34] Rem
    Yeah!
[23:35] Shera
    Let's go!
[23:37] Rose
    If that is your desire, Master.
[23:40] Diablo
    All of you, follow after me!
[23:43] All
    Yeah!
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