E5 - Black Dragon Clash

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[00:01] Shera
    Diablo!
[00:02] Shera
    Diablo!
[00:08] Lumachina
    N-No...
[00:11] Lumachina
    D-Diablo-sama!
[00:14] Rem
    Diablo...
[00:22] Diablo
    Who knew my Underwater Movement skill
    would come in handy at a time like this?
[00:26] Diablo
    Though I still can't move
    as freely as I expected.
[00:30] Diablo
    Horn!
SIGN    Episode 5 "Black Dragon Clash"
[02:05] Diablo
    This EX rank equipment burns really well.
[02:09] Diablo
    I liked it a lot, too.
[02:11] Diablo
    But that was a close call.
[02:13] Diablo
    I wound up losing my Tenma's
    Staff thanks to all that, too.
[02:20] Diablo
    It's not good for him to keep
    wearing those soaked clothes.
[02:24] Diablo
    And I don't have anything else to burn...
[02:27] Diablo
    Guess I'll strip him.
[02:34] Diablo
    There...
[02:36] Diablo
    He has such a delicate body.
[02:39] Diablo
    He should build up his pecs a bit more.
[02:42] Diablo
    So, as for his pants...
[02:44] Diablo
    Well, whatever.
[02:46] Diablo
    We're both guys here.
[02:48] Diablo
    Man, they're so soaked,
    they're not coming off easy...
[02:54] Diablo
    Huh?
[02:56] Diablo
    There's nothing there.
[02:59] Diablo
    Nothing...
[03:00] Diablo
    Nothing. There's nothing.
[03:02] Diablo
    What should be there isn't!
[03:03] Diablo
    There's nothing!
[03:08] Horn
    Huh? Mister?
[03:11] Horn
    Why are you naked?
[03:24] Horn
    M-M-M-Mister?!
[03:26] Diablo
    C-Crap! This is bad!
[03:28] Horn
    What were d-d-d-doing to me?!
[03:31] Diablo
    You've finally come to? Weakling!
[03:34] Diablo
    This Demon Lord just saved your life!
[03:37] Horn
    Huh?
[03:39] Diablo
    I h-heard you mortal races can die wearing
     soaked clothing, so I removed it for you!
[03:45] Diablo
    Be grateful!
[03:50] Horn
    I was so surprised.
[03:52] Diablo
    I was, too!
[03:53] Horn
    Thanks for saving me, Mist—
[03:58] Diablo
    Hmph. If you're cold,
    just move closer already.
[04:07] Shera
    I wonder if Diablo's all right.
[04:10] Rem
    Knowing Diablo, I'm sure he'll
    come back to us with Horn in tow.
[04:15] Rem
    All we can do now is make our way forward.
[04:19] Lumachina
    I believe in Diablo-sama, too.
[04:22] Shera
    You're right.
[04:25] Shera
    He's Diablo, after all!
[04:28] Diablo
    I was telling her to move closer to the fire!
[04:32] Diablo
    Why the heck did this happen?!
[04:35] Diablo
    Ahem! Wh-Why were you dressed like a man?
[04:40] Horn
    When I was young, I was
    separated from my parents.
[04:44] Horn
    Maybe they just abandoned me,
[04:47] Horn
    but when you're living alone,
    it's more convenient to look like a man.
[04:52] Diablo
    It must have been hard living by herself.
[04:55] Diablo
    She's so brave.
[04:57] Horn
    Long ago, I'd huddle up together like
    this with my family on cold days.
[05:03] Diablo
    You did, eh?
[05:12] Horn
    Papa...
[05:13] Diablo
    Wh-Where did "Papa" come from?!
[05:17] Horn
    Oh, uh...
[05:18] Horn
    Mister, that was, um... out of respect!
[05:22] Horn
    I meant it as respect for
    you as an adventurer!
[05:26] Diablo
    I see...
[05:27] Diablo
    Anyway, what area are we in now?
[05:30] Horn
    But Mister...
[05:31] Horn
    Do you think everyone's okay?
[05:34] Diablo
    The monsters on that last floor
[05:40] Diablo
    are all ones Shera can
    easily defeat with her bow.
[05:44] Diablo
    The tenth floor has moving
    floors as its trick,
[05:46] Diablo
    but as cautious as Rem is, they'll be fine.
[05:48] Diablo
    The graveyard on the eleventh floor
[05:50] Diablo
    has moving corpses that attack, but with
    the power of Lumachina's prayers...
[05:54] Horn
    Then they'll be all right!
[05:57] Diablo
    But if they run into the last guardian
[06:01] ---
    of the twelfth floor,
    even with all three of them...
[06:05] Horn
    Huh? Guardian?
[06:07] Diablo
    We need to catch up quickly.
[06:11] Horn
    M-Mister!
[06:13] Diablo
    Rejoice! Thanks to these,
[06:17] Diablo
    I know where we are now!
[06:21] Rem
    Okay, this is the twelfth floor.
[06:23] Shera
    Yeah, let's do our be—
[06:26] Shera
    Rem, there's someone there.
[06:29] Rem
    Yeah.
[06:30] Rem
    That's a Level 80 Death Dancer
     lying over there.
SIGN    Oh, goodness, no.
SIGN    Does this mean I got ahead of you when I hurried to catch up?
[06:43] Lumachina
    Gewalt!
[06:44] Lumachina
    So you're alive.
SIGN    What's this?
SIGN    I don't see that Demon around.
SIGN    What could have happened to him?
SIGN    This is perfect, Lumachina!
SIGN    Please, die already!
SIGN    Appear before me, Fire Bees!
[07:05] Rem
    With these, Shera's bow can't...
[07:08] Rem
    Shera!
[07:09] Shera
    Yeah!
[07:10] Rem
    Come forth, Asulau, Rockpup, Dragonfly!
[07:19] Rem
    Shera, now!
[07:21] Shera
    Yeah!
SIGN    Rose Prison!
SIGN    Too bad! I've seen through your tactics.
[07:34] Rem
    I can't believe he's using
    Summons like that...
SIGN    The desperate looks of weak women
SIGN    are just to die for!
SIGN    Now, how shall I kill you all?
SIGN    What is this?!
SIGN    What's going on?!
[08:03] Rem
    This is wind magic.
[08:06] Rem
    Diablo!
[08:10] Large Black Dragon
    Puny beings who dare invade my land,
[08:14] Large Black Dragon
    I will grant you all the same death.
SIGN    It can't be!
SIGN    Why is one of those here?
[08:20] LBD
    Puny beings, if you wish to resist,
[08:25] LBD
    then unleash your power.
[08:30] Rem
    A... A Large Black Dragon...
SIGN    H-Hold on!
SIGN    I have no intention of conquering this dungeon!
[08:38] LBD
    If you will not resist,
[08:40] LBD
    then I'll simply slaughter
    you with a single blow.
SIGN    Don't get cocky,
SIGN    you damn lizard!
SIGN    Appear before me, Ifrit!
[09:06] Rem
    The ultimate fire summon!
SIGN    Yes, this is my super trump card!
SIGN    Get him, Ifrit!
SIGN    That's it, Ifrit!
SIGN    Ruin him!
SIGN    This really burns through MP...
SIGN    Hurry up and defeat him!
SIGN    You did it! That lizard bastard's—
[09:55] LBD
    Are you finished, puny being?
[09:58] LBD
    Filled with enough despair now? Then...
[10:02] LBD
    You shall die!
SIGN    Ifrit!
SIGN    No... No way...
SIGN    My trump card!
SIGN    The ultimate summon!
[10:27] LBD
    That is the most you mortal races can achieve.
[10:44] Rem
    L-Let's run.
[10:46] Shera
    Yeah.
[10:47] Shera
    Huh?
[10:47] Rem
    Lumachina?
[10:48] Shera
    Lumachina-chan?
[10:51] Lumachina
    Please hang in there. I'll heal you now.
[10:56] Lumachina
    God...
[10:57] Lumachina
    Please save this man.
[11:00] Lumachina
    Please grant him your generous mercy.
SIGN    Are you crazy?
SIGN    Do you have any idea what I've done?
[11:11] Lumachina
    It's all right.
[11:12] Lumachina
    God grants us all the opportunity
    to repent so long as we live.
[11:22] Lumachina
    God...
[11:24] Lumachina
    Please heal the wounds
    this man suffers from,
[11:27] Lumachina
    and permit him to live...
[11:29] LBD
    Oh?
SIGN    God... must be a wonderful man.
[11:48] Rem
    Would you please hear us out?
[11:52] LBD
    Hmm...
[11:53] LBD
    A Human blessed with one wing by God,
[11:56] LBD
    an Elf with a Demon Lord's bow,
[11:59] LBD
    and you are the vessel of...
[12:01] LBD
    This is quite interesting.
[12:04] LBD
    But...
[12:06] LBD
    The lives of you puny
    beings last but a moment.
[12:09] LBD
    Even if they were to end now,
[12:11] LBD
    it would make but a scant difference.
[12:13] Shera
    N-No way...
[12:15] LBD
    Now, begone!
[12:27] Diablo
    Looks like I made it in time.
[12:35] Diablo
    Sorry to make you wait!
[12:39] Diablo
    I'm in a bit of a hurry.
[12:42] Diablo
    I don't feel like letting you
    put on your show right now,
[12:45] Diablo
    you petty Dragon!
[12:48] LBD
    Oh?
[12:49] LBD
    You would insult me?
[12:51] LBD
    Then I'll grant you the death you desire!
[12:56] Diablo
    Gather, light,
[12:58] Diablo
    against those who crawled forth
    from darkness and defy providence!
[13:01] LBD
    Learn just how arrogant
[13:06] LBD
    you are!
[13:08] Diablo
    Without Tenma's Staff,
    this takes more time, but...
[13:11] Diablo
    Make it...
[13:13] Diablo
    Make it in time...
[13:14] Diablo
    It should make it in time!
[13:16] Diablo
    Yes!
[13:17] Diablo
    Hercules Lance!
[13:30] LBD
    Wh-Why, you...
[13:32] Diablo
    Thunder Axe!
[13:48] Shera
    Incredible!
[13:50] Horn
    Incredible, Mister!
[13:54] LBD
    Impossible!
[13:56] LBD
    I can't die at the hands of...
[13:58] LBD
    a puny being!
[14:00] LBD
    I cannot die yet!
[14:03] LBD
    I have yet to leave behind
    one to inherit my memories.
[14:07] Diablo
    You...
[14:09] Diablo
    I see. So you're a virgin, too.
[14:13] Diablo
    I guess Dragons wouldn't have many
    chances to meet other Dragons.
[14:20] Rose
    Who gave you permission to flee?
[14:24] Rose
    You are the guardian of the twelfth floor.
[14:26] Rose
    Disobeying the Master's orders
    warrants a thousand deaths.
[14:31] Diablo
    Wait, is that...
[14:35] Rose
    Shall I clean up your mess?
[14:38] LBD
    What?! Why, you...
[14:40] LBD
    Get out of my way!
[14:42] LBD
    You're a mere puppet!
[14:47] Rose
    Don't call me a puppet!
[14:55] Rose
    Now pay the price for your sins...
[14:58] Rose
    with your death!
[14:59] Rose
    Krios!
[15:11] Rose
    It's not my duty to be the
    guardian of the twelfth floor.
[15:16] Rose
    I'll have to clean up here.
[15:19] Diablo
    It's really true.
[15:21] Diablo
    If I recall,
[15:22] Diablo
    I found her appearance cute when
    I was creating the dungeon,
[15:27] Diablo
    so I placed that Magimatic
    Maid on the thirteenth floor.
[15:33] Diablo
    I believe her name was...
[15:36] Rose
    Now to clean up.
[15:40] Diablo
    Do you have your memories from those days,
[15:43] Diablo
    Rose?
[15:46] Diablo
    My name is Diablo.
[15:49] Diablo
    No, perhaps I should I say... it's @Diablo-13?
[15:59] Rose
    Master?!
[16:02] Diablo
    I've just returned, Rose.
[16:13] Rose
    Welcome home,
[16:15] Rose
    my master.
[16:25] Rem
    Th-This is the treasure vault?
[16:35] Shera
    I-Incredible!
[16:37] Horn
    T-T-Treasure!
[16:40] Horn
    It's full of treasure!
[16:43] Shera
    What?!
[16:44] Shera
    You made this entire dungeon, Diablo?!
[16:48] Shera
    That's incredible!
[16:50] Rem
    So that's why you knew
    so much about the tricks.
[16:53] Diablo
    Thank goodness.
[16:55] Diablo
    They're not wondering if I set them up.
[16:57] Rem
    By the way, Diablo, who is that?
[17:02] Rose
    My entire being exists to serve my Master.
[17:07] Rose
    And what kind of base-born mare are you?
[17:10] Rem
    Mare?
[17:12] Rem
    I was asking Diablo.
[17:15] Rem
    I wasn't asking you!
[17:18] Rose
    Master, may I mince this woman?
[17:22] Rem
    What do you mean by that?
[17:24] Rose
    Would you like a taste of Asterismos?
[17:28] Diablo
    Cut it out already!
[17:31] Rose
    Master, here is the White Ox Statue you seek.
[17:37] Diablo
    You sure made us go through a lot of trouble.
[17:39] Shera
    So with this, we can save
    Lumachina-chan, right?
[17:43] Rem
    But how do you go about using this?
[17:46] Diablo
    You don't even know that much?
[17:49] Diablo
    That said, though, it's not
    like I can just click "Use."
[17:53] Lumachina
    I can feel it.
[17:54] Lumachina
    The warmth of God is coming from this statue.
[18:19] Diablo
    Hey, Lumachina, are you all right?
[18:23] Lumachina
    Yes.
[18:26] Lumachina
    I can feel God so close to me...
[18:31] Diablo
    Is she... getting off on this?
[18:36] Lumachina
    It's so hot!
[18:37] Lumachina
    I can't... stay on my feet...
[18:42] Shera
    Lumachina-chan?
[18:44] Shera
    Lumachina...
[18:46] Shera
    The marks...
[18:47] Shera
    The marks are a little fainter!
[18:51] Lumachina
    It's incredible...
[18:52] Lumachina
    The power of God...
[18:54] Shera
    Yeah.
[18:55] Shera
    Look, they've already grown so faint.
[18:59] Shera
    Sorry, did that hurt?
[19:02] Lumachina
    Right now, it's... tingling...
[19:04] Lumachina
    and numb right there...
[19:07] Sher
    You should be okay now.
[19:10] Diablo
    This is actually treatment, right?
[19:14] Lumachina
    The power of God...
[19:16] Shera
    Yeah, I can tell.
[19:17] Shera
    The light is steadily going
    inside you, Lumachina-chan.
[19:21] Shera
    It's almost there, Lumachina-chan.
[19:27] Lumachina
    God is...
[19:29] Lumachina
    God is entering me!
[19:47] Rose
    You look so good, my master.
[19:49] Shera
    Yeah, you look cool, Diablo!
[19:52] Diablo
    Of course. I'm the Demon Lord
    from another world, after all.
[19:56] Horn
    Mister!
[19:57] Horn
    A skirt?! A mini-skirt at that?!
[20:00] Diablo
    That armor not only improves your speed,
[20:02] Diablo
    but grants magic resistance, too.
[20:04] Diablo
    You should accept it gratefully.
[20:06] Horn
    Yeah, but...
[20:07] Shera
    It's really cute!
[20:09] Shera
    I didn't know you were a girl, though, Horn-chan.
[20:13] Rem
    Um...
[20:14] Rem
    How's it look? It shows...
[20:17] Rem
    a little too much skin, doesn't it?
[20:20] Diablo
    That clothing grants physical defense,
    magic resistance, and speed buffs,
[20:24] Diablo
    while the ring has the power
    to strengthen Summons.
[20:28] ---
    R-Right...
[20:29] Diablo
    They're all rare items.
[20:31] Rem
    Yes...
[20:32] Rem
    Thank you very much.
[20:35] Shera
    Not fair!
[20:36] Shera
    Everyone's getting new outfits,
[20:38] Shera
    while I'm just getting Tempest Arrows!
[20:41] Diablo
    That's just how it is.
[20:42] Diablo
    At your current level,
    that's all you can use.
[20:44] Shera
    Boo...
[20:47] Shera
    Wow, pretty!
[20:49] Shera
    Hey, can I have this?
[20:51] Diablo
    Yeah, do as you please.
[20:55] Diablo
    What's the matter, Horn?
[20:57] Horn
    Oh, uh... It's nothing!
[21:02] Shera
    So cute!
[21:05] Diablo
    All right, it's about time to...
[21:08] Diablo
    Rose, is something wrong?
[21:10] Rose
    No.
[21:11] Rose
    Granting Master's wishes is my true joy.
[21:15] Rose
    But watching you share such
    treasures with those people...
[21:20] Rose
    makes me... makes me...
[21:22] Rose
    crazy with envy!
[21:29] Rose
    Before, you only adored me, Master.
[21:35] Diablo
    Rose...
[21:36] Diablo
    Back then, she was the only one I spoke to.
[21:52] Diablo
    This is the first item I ever obtained.
[21:58] Rose
    Would you like me to place this in the vault?
[22:01] Diablo
    No, I'm not asking you to manage it.
[22:04] Diablo
    That's... a p-pre...
[22:07] Diablo
    The Demon Lord is bestowing it upon you!
[22:16] Rose
    You're... giving this... to me?
[22:21] Diablo
    Y-Yes.
[22:24] Rose
    Thank you so much,
[22:27] Rose
    my master.
[22:29] Diablo
    Now even you should be able
    to carry that around with you.
[22:33] Lumachina
    Yes!
[22:34] Lumachina
    Now we can save all those afflicted
    by the Death Knell Disease!
[22:38] Rem
    To the city, then!
[22:39] Rose
    I think it's pointless to take it there now.
[22:43] Lumachina
    What do you mean by that?
[22:45] Rose
    It appears the Demon Lord's Army
    is advancing on Zircon Tower City.
[22:51] Henrick
    Reporting!
[22:52] Henrick
    Half of the people have finished evacuating!
[22:54] Laminitus
    Too slow! Speed it up!
[22:56] Soldier
    Reporting!
[22:57] Soldier
    The Demon Lord's Army is 5,000 melds away,
[23:00] Soldier
    and roughly 300 large monsters
    have been spotted!
[23:05] (Flashback) Varakness
    I shall come to collect you on
    the night of the next full moon.
[23:09] Laminitus
    So much for the next full moon.
[23:11] Laminitus
    Liar.
[23:14] Laminitus
    There are 300 Fallen against
    our 4,000 soldiers.
[23:19] Laminitus
    We're an order of magnitude short!
[23:28] Shera
    The Demon Lord's Army?!
    There are so many of them!
[23:31] Rem
    What on earth...
[23:33] Horn
    At this rate, the city will...
[23:35] Lumachina
    So many people will...
[23:38] Diablo
    I don't have any idea what's going on,
[23:42] Diablo
    but saving a city under attack is an RPG staple!
[23:47] Diablo
    We have to do it!
[23:50] Luminitus
    Someone, please save them!
SIGN    Next Episode "Demon Lord Army"
[23:52] Luminitus
    My soldiers! My people!
[23:54] Varakness
    Why, you! I'll kill you no matter what!
[23:57] Diablo
    Return all to white, White Nova!
SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode!
SIGN    Illustration: kekocha