# E5 - Black Dragon Clash
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**[00:01] Shera**
Diablo!
**[00:02] Shera**
Diablo!
**[00:08] Lumachina**
N-No...
**[00:11] Lumachina**
D-Diablo-sama!
**[00:14] Rem**
Diablo...
**[00:22] Diablo**
* Who knew my Underwater Movement skill*
* would come in handy at a time like this?*
**[00:26] Diablo**
* Though I still can't move*
* as freely as I expected.*
**[00:30] Diablo**
*Horn!*
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Black Dragon Clash"
**[02:05] Diablo**
*This EX rank equipment burns really well.*
**[02:09] Diablo**
*I liked it a lot, too.*
**[02:11] Diablo**
*But that was a close call.*
**[02:13] Diablo**
* I wound up losing my Tenma's*
* Staff thanks to all that, too.*
**[02:20] Diablo**
* It's not good for him to keep*
* wearing those soaked clothes.*
**[02:24] Diablo**
*And I don't have anything else to burn...*
**[02:27] Diablo**
*Guess I'll strip him.*
**[02:34] Diablo**
*There...*
**[02:36] Diablo**
*He has such a delicate body.*
**[02:39] Diablo**
*He should build up his pecs a bit more.*
**[02:42] Diablo**
*So, as for his pants...*
**[02:44] Diablo**
*Well, whatever.*
**[02:46] Diablo**
*We're both guys here.*
**[02:48] Diablo**
* Man, they're so soaked,*
* they're not coming off easy...*
**[02:54] Diablo**
Huh?
**[02:56] Diablo**
There's nothing there.
**[02:59] Diablo**
*Nothing...*
**[03:00] Diablo**
*Nothing. There's nothing.*
**[03:02] Diablo**
*What should be there isn't!*
**[03:03] Diablo**
*There's nothing!*
**[03:08] Horn**
Huh? Mister?
**[03:11] Horn**
Why are you naked?
**[03:24] Horn**
M-M-M-Mister?!
**[03:26] Diablo**
*C-Crap! This is bad!*
**[03:28] Horn**
What were d-d-d-doing to me?!
**[03:31] Diablo**
You've finally come to? Weakling!
**[03:34] Diablo**
This Demon Lord just saved your life!
**[03:37] Horn**
Huh?
**[03:39] Diablo**
I h-heard you mortal races can die wearing
soaked clothing, so I removed it for you!
**[03:45] Diablo**
Be grateful!
**[03:50] Horn**
I was so surprised.
**[03:52] Diablo**
I was, too!
**[03:53] Horn**
Thanks for saving me, Mist—
**[03:58] Diablo**
Hmph. If you're cold,
just move closer already.
**[04:07] Shera**
I wonder if Diablo's all right.
**[04:10] Rem**
Knowing Diablo, I'm sure he'll
come back to us with Horn in tow.
**[04:15] Rem**
All we can do now is make our way forward.
**[04:19] Lumachina**
I believe in Diablo-sama, too.
**[04:22] Shera**
You're right.
**[04:25] Shera**
He's Diablo, after all!
**[04:28] Diablo**
*I was telling her to move closer to the fire!*
**[04:32] Diablo**
*Why the heck did this happen?!*
**[04:35] Diablo**
Ahem! Wh-Why were you dressed like a man?
**[04:40] Horn**
When I was young, I was
separated from my parents.
**[04:44] Horn**
Maybe they just abandoned me,
**[04:47] Horn**
but when you're living alone,
it's more convenient to look like a man.
**[04:52] Diablo**
*It must have been hard living by herself.*
**[04:55] Diablo**
*She's so brave.*
**[04:57] Horn**
Long ago, I'd huddle up together like
this with my family on cold days.
**[05:03] Diablo**
You did, eh?
**[05:12] Horn**
Papa...
**[05:13] Diablo**
*Wh-Where did "Papa" come from?!*
**[05:17] Horn**
Oh, uh...
**[05:18] Horn**
Mister, that was, um... out of respect!
**[05:22] Horn**
I meant it as respect for
you as an adventurer!
**[05:26] Diablo**
*I see...*
**[05:27] Diablo**
*Anyway, what area are we in now?*
**[05:30] Horn**
But Mister...
**[05:31] Horn**
Do you think everyone's okay?
**[05:34] Diablo**
The monsters on that last floor
**[05:40] Diablo**
are all ones Shera can
easily defeat with her bow.
**[05:44] Diablo**
The tenth floor has moving
floors as its trick,
**[05:46] Diablo**
but as cautious as Rem is, they'll be fine.
**[05:48] Diablo**
The graveyard on the eleventh floor
**[05:50] Diablo**
has moving corpses that attack, but with
the power of Lumachina's prayers...
**[05:54] Horn**
Then they'll be all right!
**[05:57] Diablo**
But if they run into the last guardian
**[06:01] ---**
of the twelfth floor,
even with all three of them...
**[06:05] Horn**
Huh? Guardian?
**[06:07] Diablo**
We need to catch up quickly.
**[06:11] Horn**
M-Mister!
**[06:13] Diablo**
Rejoice! Thanks to these,
**[06:17] Diablo**
I know where we are now!
**[06:21] Rem**
Okay, this is the twelfth floor.
**[06:23] Shera**
Yeah, let's do our be—
**[06:26] Shera**
Rem, there's someone there.
**[06:29] Rem**
Yeah.
**[06:30] Rem**
That's a Level 80 Death Dancer
lying over there.
***SIGN*** Oh, goodness, no.
***SIGN*** Does this mean I got ahead of you when I hurried to catch up?
**[06:43] Lumachina**
Gewalt!
**[06:44] Lumachina**
So you're alive.
***SIGN*** What's this?
***SIGN*** I don't see that Demon around.
***SIGN*** What could have happened to him?
***SIGN*** This is perfect, Lumachina!
***SIGN*** Please, die already!
***SIGN*** Appear before me, Fire Bees!
**[07:05] Rem**
With these, Shera's bow can't...
**[07:08] Rem**
Shera!
**[07:09] Shera**
Yeah!
**[07:10] Rem**
Come forth, Asulau, Rockpup, Dragonfly!
**[07:19] Rem**
Shera, now!
**[07:21] Shera**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Rose Prison!
***SIGN*** Too bad! I've seen through your tactics.
**[07:34] Rem**
I can't believe he's using
Summons like that...
***SIGN*** The desperate looks of weak women
***SIGN*** are just to die for!
***SIGN*** Now, how shall I kill you all?
***SIGN*** What is this?!
***SIGN*** What's going on?!
**[08:03] Rem**
This is wind magic.
**[08:06] Rem**
Diablo!
**[08:10] Large Black Dragon**
Puny beings who dare invade my land,
**[08:14] Large Black Dragon**
I will grant you all the same death.
***SIGN*** It can't be!
***SIGN*** Why is one of *those* here?
**[08:20] LBD**
Puny beings, if you wish to resist,
**[08:25] LBD**
then unleash your power.
**[08:30] Rem**
A... A Large Black Dragon...
***SIGN*** H-Hold on!
***SIGN*** I have no intention of conquering this dungeon!
**[08:38] LBD**
If you will not resist,
**[08:40] LBD**
then I'll simply slaughter
you with a single blow.
***SIGN*** Don't get cocky,
***SIGN*** you damn lizard!
***SIGN*** Appear before me, Ifrit!
**[09:06] Rem**
The ultimate fire summon!
***SIGN*** Yes, this is my super trump card!
***SIGN*** Get him, Ifrit!
***SIGN*** That's it, Ifrit!
***SIGN*** Ruin him!
***SIGN*** This really burns through MP...
***SIGN*** Hurry up and defeat him!
***SIGN*** You did it! That lizard bastard's—
**[09:55] LBD**
Are you finished, puny being?
**[09:58] LBD**
Filled with enough despair now? Then...
**[10:02] LBD**
You shall die!
***SIGN*** Ifrit!
***SIGN*** No... No way...
***SIGN*** My trump card!
***SIGN*** The ultimate summon!
**[10:27] LBD**
That is the most you mortal races can achieve.
**[10:44] Rem**
L-Let's run.
**[10:46] Shera**
Yeah.
**[10:47] Shera**
Huh?
**[10:47] Rem**
Lumachina?
**[10:48] Shera**
Lumachina-chan?
**[10:51] Lumachina**
Please hang in there. I'll heal you now.
**[10:56] Lumachina**
God...
**[10:57] Lumachina**
Please save this man.
**[11:00] Lumachina**
Please grant him your generous mercy.
***SIGN*** Are you crazy?
***SIGN*** Do you have any idea what I've done?
**[11:11] Lumachina**
It's all right.
**[11:12] Lumachina**
God grants us all the opportunity
to repent so long as we live.
**[11:22] Lumachina**
God...
**[11:24] Lumachina**
Please heal the wounds
this man suffers from,
**[11:27] Lumachina**
and permit him to live...
**[11:29] LBD**
Oh?
***SIGN*** God... must be a wonderful man.
**[11:48] Rem**
Would you please hear us out?
**[11:52] LBD**
Hmm...
**[11:53] LBD**
A Human blessed with one wing by God,
**[11:56] LBD**
an Elf with a Demon Lord's bow,
**[11:59] LBD**
and you are the vessel of...
**[12:01] LBD**
This is quite interesting.
**[12:04] LBD**
But...
**[12:06] LBD**
The lives of you puny
beings last but a moment.
**[12:09] LBD**
Even if they were to end now,
**[12:11] LBD**
it would make but a scant difference.
**[12:13] Shera**
N-No way...
**[12:15] LBD**
Now, begone!
**[12:27] Diablo**
Looks like I made it in time.
**[12:35] Diablo**
Sorry to make you wait!
**[12:39] Diablo**
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
**[12:42] Diablo**
I don't feel like letting you
put on your show right now,
**[12:45] Diablo**
you petty Dragon!
**[12:48] LBD**
Oh?
**[12:49] LBD**
You would insult me?
**[12:51] LBD**
Then I'll grant you the death you desire!
**[12:56] Diablo**
Gather, light,
**[12:58] Diablo**
against those who crawled forth
from darkness and defy providence!
**[13:01] LBD**
Learn just how arrogant
**[13:06] LBD**
you are!
**[13:08] Diablo**
* Without Tenma's Staff,*
* this takes more time, but...*
**[13:11] Diablo**
*Make it...*
**[13:13] Diablo**
*Make it in time...*
**[13:14] Diablo**
*It should make it in time!*
**[13:16] Diablo**
*Yes!*
**[13:17] Diablo**
Hercules Lance!
**[13:30] LBD**
Wh-Why, you...
**[13:32] Diablo**
Thunder Axe!
**[13:48] Shera**
Incredible!
**[13:50] Horn**
Incredible, Mister!
**[13:54] LBD**
Impossible!
**[13:56] LBD**
I can't die at the hands of...
**[13:58] LBD**
a puny being!
**[14:00] LBD**
I cannot die yet!
**[14:03] LBD**
I have yet to leave behind
one to inherit my memories.
**[14:07] Diablo**
You...
**[14:09] Diablo**
*I see. So you're a virgin, too.*
**[14:13] Diablo**
* I guess Dragons wouldn't have many*
* chances to meet other Dragons.*
**[14:20] Rose**
Who gave you permission to flee?
**[14:24] Rose**
You are the guardian of the twelfth floor.
**[14:26] Rose**
Disobeying the Master's orders
warrants a thousand deaths.
**[14:31] Diablo**
*Wait, is that...*
**[14:35] Rose**
Shall I clean up your mess?
**[14:38] LBD**
What?! Why, you...
**[14:40] LBD**
Get out of my way!
**[14:42] LBD**
You're a mere puppet!
**[14:47] Rose**
Don't call me a puppet!
**[14:55] Rose**
Now pay the price for your sins...
**[14:58] Rose**
with your death!
**[14:59] Rose**
Krios!
**[15:11] Rose**
It's not my duty to be the
guardian of the twelfth floor.
**[15:16] Rose**
I'll have to clean up here.
**[15:19] Diablo**
*It's really true.*
**[15:21] Diablo**
*If I recall,*
**[15:22] Diablo**
* I found her appearance cute when*
* I was creating the dungeon,*
**[15:27] Diablo**
* so I placed that Magimatic*
* Maid on the thirteenth floor.*
**[15:33] Diablo**
*I believe her name was...*
**[15:36] Rose**
Now to clean up.
**[15:40] Diablo**
Do you have your memories from those days,
**[15:43] Diablo**
Rose?
**[15:46] Diablo**
My name is Diablo.
**[15:49] Diablo**
No, perhaps I should I say... it's @Diablo-13?
**[15:59] Rose**
Master?!
**[16:02] Diablo**
I've just returned, Rose.
**[16:13] Rose**
Welcome home,
**[16:15] Rose**
my master.
**[16:25] Rem**
Th-This is the treasure vault?
**[16:35] Shera**
I-Incredible!
**[16:37] Horn**
T-T-Treasure!
**[16:40] Horn**
It's full of treasure!
**[16:43] Shera**
What?!
**[16:44] Shera**
You made this entire dungeon, Diablo?!
**[16:48] Shera**
That's incredible!
**[16:50] Rem**
So that's why you knew
so much about the tricks.
**[16:53] Diablo**
*Thank goodness.*
**[16:55] Diablo**
*They're not wondering if I set them up.*
**[16:57] Rem**
By the way, Diablo, who is that?
**[17:02] Rose**
My entire being exists to serve my Master.
**[17:07] Rose**
And what kind of base-born mare are you?
**[17:10] Rem**
Mare?
**[17:12] Rem**
I was asking Diablo.
**[17:15] Rem**
I wasn't asking you!
**[17:18] Rose**
Master, may I mince this woman?
**[17:22] Rem**
What do you mean by that?
**[17:24] Rose**
Would you like a taste of Asterismos?
**[17:28] Diablo**
Cut it out already!
**[17:31] Rose**
Master, here is the White Ox Statue you seek.
**[17:37] Diablo**
You sure made us go through a lot of trouble.
**[17:39] Shera**
So with this, we can save
Lumachina-chan, right?
**[17:43] Rem**
But how do you go about using this?
**[17:46] Diablo**
You don't even know that much?
**[17:49] Diablo**
* That said, though, it's not*
* like I can just click "Use."*
**[17:53] Lumachina**
I can feel it.
**[17:54] Lumachina**
The warmth of God is coming from this statue.
**[18:19] Diablo**
Hey, Lumachina, are you all right?
**[18:23] Lumachina**
Yes.
**[18:26] Lumachina**
I can feel God so close to me...
**[18:31] Diablo**
*Is she... getting off on this?*
**[18:36] Lumachina**
It's so hot!
**[18:37] Lumachina**
I can't... stay on my feet...
**[18:42] Shera**
Lumachina-chan?
**[18:44] Shera**
Lumachina...
**[18:46] Shera**
The marks...
**[18:47] Shera**
The marks are a little fainter!
**[18:51] Lumachina**
It's incredible...
**[18:52] Lumachina**
The power of God...
**[18:54] Shera**
Yeah.
**[18:55] Shera**
Look, they've already grown so faint.
**[18:59] Shera**
Sorry, did that hurt?
**[19:02] Lumachina**
Right now, it's... tingling...
**[19:04] Lumachina**
and numb right there...
**[19:07] Sher**
You should be okay now.
**[19:10] Diablo**
*This* is *actually treatment, right?*
**[19:14] Lumachina**
The power of God...
**[19:16] Shera**
Yeah, I can tell.
**[19:17] Shera**
The light is steadily going
inside you, Lumachina-chan.
**[19:21] Shera**
It's almost there, Lumachina-chan.
**[19:27] Lumachina**
God is...
**[19:29] Lumachina**
God is entering me!
**[19:47] Rose**
You look so good, my master.
**[19:49] Shera**
Yeah, you look cool, Diablo!
**[19:52] Diablo**
Of course. I'm the Demon Lord
from another world, after all.
**[19:56] Horn**
Mister!
**[19:57] Horn**
A skirt?! A mini-skirt at that?!
**[20:00] Diablo**
That armor not only improves your speed,
**[20:02] Diablo**
but grants magic resistance, too.
**[20:04] Diablo**
You should accept it gratefully.
**[20:06] Horn**
Yeah, but...
**[20:07] Shera**
It's really cute!
**[20:09] Shera**
I didn't know you were a girl, though, Horn-chan.
**[20:13] Rem**
Um...
**[20:14] Rem**
How's it look? It shows...
**[20:17] Rem**
a little too much skin, doesn't it?
**[20:20] Diablo**
That clothing grants physical defense,
magic resistance, and speed buffs,
**[20:24] Diablo**
while the ring has the power
to strengthen Summons.
**[20:28] ---**
R-Right...
**[20:29] Diablo**
They're all rare items.
**[20:31] Rem**
Yes...
**[20:32] Rem**
Thank you very much.
**[20:35] Shera**
Not fair!
**[20:36] Shera**
Everyone's getting new outfits,
**[20:38] Shera**
while I'm just getting Tempest Arrows!
**[20:41] Diablo**
That's just how it is.
**[20:42] Diablo**
At your current level,
that's all you can use.
**[20:44] Shera**
Boo...
**[20:47] Shera**
Wow, pretty!
**[20:49] Shera**
Hey, can I have this?
**[20:51] Diablo**
Yeah, do as you please.
**[20:55] Diablo**
What's the matter, Horn?
**[20:57] Horn**
Oh, uh... It's nothing!
**[21:02] Shera**
So cute!
**[21:05] Diablo**
All right, it's about time to...
**[21:08] Diablo**
Rose, is something wrong?
**[21:10] Rose**
No.
**[21:11] Rose**
Granting Master's wishes is my true joy.
**[21:15] Rose**
But watching you share such
treasures with those people...
**[21:20] Rose**
makes me... makes me...
**[21:22] Rose**
crazy with envy!
**[21:29] Rose**
Before, you only adored me, Master.
**[21:35] Diablo**
*Rose...*
**[21:36] Diablo**
*Back then, she was the only one I spoke to.*
**[21:52] Diablo**
This is the first item I ever obtained.
**[21:58] Rose**
Would you like me to place this in the vault?
**[22:01] Diablo**
No, I'm not asking you to manage it.
**[22:04] Diablo**
That's... a p-pre...
**[22:07] Diablo**
The Demon Lord is bestowing it upon you!
**[22:16] Rose**
You're... giving this... to me?
**[22:21] Diablo**
Y-Yes.
**[22:24] Rose**
Thank you so much,
**[22:27] Rose**
my master.
**[22:29] Diablo**
Now even you should be able
to carry that around with you.
**[22:33] Lumachina**
Yes!
**[22:34] Lumachina**
Now we can save all those afflicted
by the Death Knell Disease!
**[22:38] Rem**
To the city, then!
**[22:39] Rose**
I think it's pointless to take it there now.
**[22:43] Lumachina**
What do you mean by that?
**[22:45] Rose**
It appears the Demon Lord's Army
is advancing on Zircon Tower City.
**[22:51] Henrick**
Reporting!
**[22:52] Henrick**
Half of the people have finished evacuating!
**[22:54] Laminitus**
Too slow! Speed it up!
**[22:56] Soldier**
Reporting!
**[22:57] Soldier**
The Demon Lord's Army is 5,000 melds away,
**[23:00] Soldier**
and roughly 300 large monsters
have been spotted!
**[23:05] (Flashback) Varakness**
I shall come to collect you on
the night of the next full moon.
**[23:09] Laminitus**
So much for the next full moon.
**[23:11] Laminitus**
Liar.
**[23:14] Laminitus**
There are 300 Fallen against
our 4,000 soldiers.
**[23:19] Laminitus**
We're an order of magnitude short!
**[23:28] Shera**
The Demon Lord's Army?!
There are so many of them!
**[23:31] Rem**
What on earth...
**[23:33] Horn**
At this rate, the city will...
**[23:35] Lumachina**
So many people will...
**[23:38] Diablo**
*I don't have any idea what's going on,*
**[23:42] Diablo**
*but saving a city under attack is an RPG staple!*
**[23:47] Diablo**
*We have to do it!*
**[23:50] Luminitus**
Someone, please save them!
***SIGN*** Next Episode "Demon Lord Army"
**[23:52] Luminitus**
My soldiers! My people!
**[23:54] Varakness**
Why, you! I'll kill you no matter what!
**[23:57] Diablo**
Return all to white, White Nova!
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